May 24, 2011
(The Spectacular is Implied)
— Ace I would not hit that.
She's cute, don't get me wrong. But hit-that level?
Please.
Maybe, if she asked nicely. Maybe then I'd do it, as a goof. I'd just do it so I could tell my friends, "Check this out, this girl thinks I like her, it's a total goof."
And they'd laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
Since McCain's site is down, here's the original article.
Meh. A six, maybe a seven outside of LA.
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Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 24, 2011 12:04 PM (DAEhL)
Posted by: dude who is also not hittin that at May 24, 2011 12:05 PM (pdRb1)
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at May 24, 2011 12:06 PM (LXPet)
Posted by: wooga at May 24, 2011 12:06 PM (2p0e3)
/not sarcasm. It really is all we need.
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 12:07 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: Xander Crews at May 24, 2011 12:08 PM (ut6g+)
Posted by: Mr. Christina Hendricks at May 24, 2011 12:08 PM (UvFnc)
Posted by: Honey Badger at May 24, 2011 12:08 PM (/E3ql)
Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at May 24, 2011 12:09 PM (6uiF7)
Posted by: Ruskie Sub Captain at May 24, 2011 12:09 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 24, 2011 12:09 PM (KE+Ya)
Christina Hendricks is a gorgeous woman, and a great actress. I loved her turns as Saffron on Firefly. She deserves plenty of accolades.
But... seriously, is her chest really that big? Maybe in comparison to all the flat-chested waiflets in Hollywood, but she looks fairly normal to me. I don't quite get the media fervor.
Posted by: MWR at May 24, 2011 12:09 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ahhnulld at May 24, 2011 12:10 PM (/COcn)
She's gorgeous in Mad Men. And then get her out of those clothes and she usually looks like a hot tranny mess.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2011 12:10 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Andy at May 24, 2011 12:10 PM (5Rurq)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 24, 2011 12:11 PM (KE+Ya)
Posted by: Cherry π at May 24, 2011 12:11 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: Your Girlfriend, Who Has A Series of Uncomfortable Questions For You at May 24, 2011 12:12 PM (nj1bB)
I'm still waiting on the Firefly spin-off series that King Ewok was pitching awhile back, Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2011 12:12 PM (7YzRS)
Posted by: joncelli at May 24, 2011 12:13 PM (RD7QR)
I'm still waiting on the Firefly spin-off series that King Ewok was pitching awhile back, Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Adam Baldwin at May 24, 2011 12:13 PM (UvFnc)
How'd that creepy-looking Geoffrey Arend guy score the likes of her?
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 24, 2011 12:14 PM (jPPat)
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2011 12:14 PM (nj1bB)
Trippin' the Rift?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 24, 2011 12:14 PM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Damiano at May 24, 2011 12:15 PM (3nrx7)
O/T: Regarding the sidebar story, I thought one of the problems with European deployment to Afghanistan was that they didn't have enough helicopters. All of a sudden they can scrape some up to attack Libya? What's up with that?
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2011 12:16 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at May 24, 2011 12:16 PM (fjoLg)
Cross linked at AoSHQ? Check
Server farm brought to it's knees in less than 5 seconds?
Check and Check!
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 12:16 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: maddogg at May 24, 2011 12:16 PM (OlN4e)
You LIKE her Herman Cain?
You think THAT looks good?
THAT's your idea of pretty a good presidential candidate?
I think she looks deformed he is stupid. Don't you think she looks DEFORMED he is STUPID?
---my girlfriend Jeff B.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 24, 2011 12:16 PM (gM4zK)
Trippin' the Rift?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 24, 2011 04:14 PM (9hSKh)
Never mention that awful piece of shit again. They took a funny 4 minute webshort and created a shitty basic cable friendly crapfest.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2011 12:16 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Xoxotl at May 24, 2011 04:11 PM (3AOLv)
Not to be confused with Lawrence O'Donnell, the draft dodging draft dodger who dodged the draft.
Posted by: MWR at May 24, 2011 12:17 PM (4df7R)
Never mention that awful piece of shit again. They took a funny 4 minute webshort and created a shitty basic cable friendly crapfest.
lol, very well. I only remember the name.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 24, 2011 12:17 PM (9hSKh)
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 24, 2011 12:17 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: joncelli at May 24, 2011 12:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ahhnulld at May 24, 2011 04:10 PM (/COcn)
-------
Me first!
Posted by: DSK at May 24, 2011 12:18 PM (2p0e3)
Posted by: Jackhole at May 24, 2011 12:18 PM (+qHxi)
Posted by: Stateless Canadian Infidel at May 24, 2011 12:18 PM (GKQDR)
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 24, 2011 12:19 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: joncelli at May 24, 2011 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
What grown man forgets what year it is?
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 24, 2011 12:19 PM (136wp)
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O/T: Regarding the sidebar story, I thought one of the problems with European deployment to Afghanistan was that they didn't have enough helicopters. All of a sudden they can scrape some up to attack Libya? What's up with that?
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2011 04:16 PM (xGZ+b)
Heh, forget Afghanistan. Wasn't one of the major reasons they needed US support in Libya because they needed our air power? WTH, Europe.
Posted by: MWR at May 24, 2011 12:19 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2011 12:19 PM (UlUS4)
Yeah that is too creepy, what up with that? why?
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 12:19 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Bernard Henri- Levy at May 24, 2011 12:20 PM (cQaKF)
Posted by: joncelli at May 24, 2011 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
One who didn't let the Wookie win.
Posted by: Adam Baldwin at May 24, 2011 12:20 PM (UvFnc)
Posted by: joncelli at May 24, 2011 12:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2011 12:20 PM (UlUS4)
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:21 PM (Di3Im)
Two of the stars of Mad Men.
Posted by: Adam Baldwin at May 24, 2011 12:21 PM (UvFnc)
England had to borrow theirs back from the BBC. They were using it as a news chopper.
France was using theirs as a chicken coop. Thing smells awful. The chickens complained.
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 12:22 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: Bob Saget talking shit about total at May 24, 2011 12:22 PM (F/4zf)
Must be nice to have the luxury of being so picky...
Posted by: blindside at May 24, 2011 12:22 PM (x7g7t)
________
Apparently, they only needed us long enough to let them to tow the Charles De Gaulle into place.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2011 12:22 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Stateless Canadian Infidel at May 24, 2011 04:18 PM (GKQDR)
Looks like you could open a honky-tonk roadhouse between her breasts, with parking for 50 cars.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:23 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: Bob Saget talking shit about total at May 24, 2011 04:22 PM (F/4zf)
Bob, I think the scale for you is "How many dicks would you suck to get with her?"
Posted by: John Stamos at May 24, 2011 12:23 PM (UvFnc)
Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2011 12:24 PM (FcR7P)
Libya = Oil up the wazoo.
Further questions?
Posted by: joncelli at May 24, 2011 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
Oil up the wazoo is entirely optional.
Posted by: DSK and Polanski agree at May 24, 2011 12:24 PM (Di3Im)
The ONT will be lucky to hit triple digits tonight ...
Posted by: ya2daup at May 24, 2011 12:24 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2011 12:24 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at May 24, 2011 12:25 PM (Ih2XC)
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 24, 2011 12:25 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2011 04:23 PM (nj1bB)
I really hope no guy actually thought you were serious. I still like my joke at 3. She's clearly not Rubio garbage hot.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2011 12:25 PM (oVQFe)
From what my mother tells me, women with very large breasts can be very sweaty in the area between them. I think I would be put off by sweaty breasts.
I'm holding out for a more waif-ish girl. In a Cub Scout uni.
Posted by: spongeworthy at May 24, 2011 12:25 PM (rplL3)
Posted by: blindside at May 24, 2011 12:25 PM (x7g7t)
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2011 04:23 PM (nj1bB)
You're kidding? Gee, none of us picked up on that. We thought you were like totally cereal.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:25 PM (Di3Im)
What grown man forgets what year it is?
It happens. When it happens to me, I'm always off by three years. (Freaky.)
What I'd like to know is if this has happened before. I mean, is Obama stuck in 2008? Does he still think he's the President-elect?
Posted by: FireHorse at May 24, 2011 12:26 PM (Rq1/g)
Posted by: kent at May 24, 2011 12:26 PM (h3f66)
From what my mother tells me, women with very large breasts can be very sweaty in the area between them. I think I would be put off by sweaty breasts.
I'm holding out for a more waif-ish girl. In a Cub Scout uni.
Posted by: spongeworthy at May 24, 2011 04:25 PM (rplL3)
It's made up for in volume and usability. Your mother was just jealous.
Posted by: blindside at May 24, 2011 12:26 PM (x7g7t)
From what my mother tells me, women with very large breasts can be very sweaty in the area between them. I think I would be put off by sweaty breasts.
Posted by: spongeworthy at May 24, 2011 04:25 PM (rplL3)
Cleavage sweat is a feature, not a bug. It cuts down on friction.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:26 PM (Di3Im)
Haven't seen that many bitter old maids since the Westminster Dog Show.
Someone could get rich selling peanut butter, cod liver oil and pet adoptions at that Orca party.
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 12:26 PM (2dbd9)
Unless I wasn't married.
Then I would drill into that until I hit Chilean miners.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 12:27 PM (0q2P7)
guys, I'm kidding, of course she's smoking hot.
Hard telling, not knowing...
how are her elbows? Pointy? A little too pointy?
Does she could have carrot lips?
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2011 12:27 PM (cQaKF)
I will bet a million dollars she is the next Poison Ivy if they reuse that character in a Batman movie.
Also, am I the only one who has noticed that the actor playing Don Draper is flamingly gay, or are we still playing along that he's a lothatio?
Posted by: Ben at May 24, 2011 12:27 PM (wuv1c)
>> "They're so obviously real that anyone who's ever seen or touched a breast would know."
So, there ain't no way for me to know for sure.
Fine.
FINE.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 24, 2011 12:27 PM (WvXvd)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 24, 2011 12:27 PM (GBXon)
I learned long ago that chicks' taste i other chicks is generally awful, and about breasts it is usually worse.
So...keep your sexist comments to yourself. (hussy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 24, 2011 12:27 PM (LH6ir)
What I'd like to know is if this has happened before. I mean, is Obama stuck in 2008? Does he still think he's the President-elect?
Posted by: FireHorse at May 24, 2011 04:26 PM (Rq1/g)
He is subconsciously yearning for his favorite year, when nearly everyone loved him and ascribed God-like powers to him.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:27 PM (Di3Im)
81 guys, I'm kidding, of course she's smoking hot.
Posted by: ace at May 24
Now Ace is trying to assert his manliness. Not buying it. All that talk about hobos and ewoks is a clue.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 24, 2011 12:28 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: Ben at May 24, 2011 12:28 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 24, 2011 12:28 PM (npr0X)
So...keep your sexist comments to yourself. (hussy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 24, 2011 04:27 PM (LH6ir)
Some chicks like the taste of other chicks.
Oh, you meant "chicks taste IN other chicks." Never mind.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:29 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 24, 2011 12:29 PM (KE+Ya)
Posted by: Honey Badger ben DOOM! at May 24, 2011 12:29 PM (GvYeG)
Eh, not always.
but yeah, in the majority of her google images she's pretty foxy. this one just creeps me out.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2011 12:29 PM (pLTLS)
I laughed when I saw that but now I"m thinking, check the signature on obamacare, if it says the wrong date, is that something?
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 12:29 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: wooga
Two words: low/zero gravity activities
Posted by: Joe choo-choo Biden at May 24, 2011 12:29 PM (Gzv/o)
>> "They're so obviously real that anyone who's ever seen or touched a breast would know."
So, there ain't no way for me to know for sure.
Fine.
FINE.
They're nothing special. They just feel like bags of sand.
Posted by: Andy Stitzer at May 24, 2011 12:29 PM (UvFnc)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2011 12:29 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 12:30 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2011 12:30 PM (1fB+3)
Posted by: dlsada at May 24, 2011 12:30 PM (Na88E)
111 From what my mother tells me, women with very large breasts can be very sweaty in the area between them. I think I would be put off by sweaty breasts.
Posted by: spongeworthy at May 24, 2011 04:25 PM (rplL3)
Sweaty breasts are spongeworthy....
/just sayin....
Posted by: Stateless Canadian Infidel at May 24, 2011 12:30 PM (GKQDR)
I can just imagine over sized dark brownish-red areola with protruding nipples balanced against her alabaster skin.
Oh yes, it's the Bob Dole four hour boner without the pill.
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 24, 2011 12:30 PM (cwFVA)
I would not hit that.
That's good to know.
(Unless "hit" is some hip new word the kids are using to mean go out for ice cream and maybe play miniature golf, in which case it would have to be a double date because she's married. So you and her husband would have to hit that at the same time, and include the special lady you escort to the ice cream parlor.)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 24, 2011 12:30 PM (Rq1/g)
Obviously we need to get to the bottom (or top) of this!! I am to be appointed to investigate this by use of the "hands on" method.
Posted by: Rich N at May 24, 2011 12:30 PM (eis+p)
"Elizabeth Warren, President Obama's controversial choice to head the new consumer financial regulatory agency, skipped out of a House Oversight hearing before answering questions from two members of the committee, claiming that she had reached an agreement allowing her to leave at that time. But Rep. Patrick McHenry, R-NC, chair of the subcommittee holding the hearing, said no such agreement existed.
'You're making this up, Ms. Warren,' McHenry fired back when Warren claimed she only agreed to come under the condition she could leave at 2:15 p.m."
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 24, 2011 12:31 PM (CLYmB)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2011 12:31 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: nevergiveup at May 24, 2011 12:31 PM (i6RpT)
You should have had your resident expert on Great Works of Art (and Breasts, but I repeat myself) make this post, Ace.
You know, since you seem to be sheepish about doing mammarian intercourse and needing a map to find your way out.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 12:31 PM (qcEjf)
There are a lot of truly retarded photographers. Maxim even managed to make Shania Twain look weird.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 24, 2011 12:31 PM (jPPat)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2011 04:13 PM (pLTLS)
The clavicle? Hell, those look like they reach the mailbox across the street.
In truth, boobs shouldn't reach the kneecaps.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:31 PM (Di3Im)
But then you literally have to help a guy bring his eyes up to your eyes...it can be done, you can make them look you in the eye.
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 12:32 PM (k1rwm)
That's a hot, I'm a pallid unnatural freckless ginger getting ready to suck something out of you. Is it your soul or something else? You have only one way to find out.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 12:32 PM (0q2P7)
"Some chicks like the taste of other chicks."
Wouldn't that be like crossing the vectors of two 9 volt batteries? End times folks. Cats and dogs.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 24, 2011 12:32 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: beedubya at May 24, 2011 12:32 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2011 12:33 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 12:33 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2011 12:34 PM (1ckSh)
Posted by: Honey Badger ben DOOM! at May 24, 2011 12:34 PM (GvYeG)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 24, 2011 12:34 PM (Orc9J)
But then you literally have to help a guy bring his eyes up to your eyes...it can be done, you can make them look you in the eye.
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 04:32 PM (k1rwm)
In my experience, grabbing my dick makes me look up...and smile.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 24, 2011 12:34 PM (cwFVA)
It's tough to buy suits. You literally need to buy what fits you on top and then everything has to be tailored.
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 12:35 PM (k1rwm)
I'll have the Fish Tacos.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 24, 2011 04:32 PM (cQaKF)
Ah yes, finger food.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:35 PM (Di3Im)
Oh yeah, damn it, why didn't I keep going with that?
Damn thing almost wrote itself.
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2011 04:14 PM (nj1bB)
Or you could even do it like Naked Came the Manatee, with each cob-logger writing a chapter. That could be fun.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2011 12:35 PM (7YzRS)
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 04:35 PM (k1rwm)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:36 PM (Di3Im)
What grown man forgets what year it is?
Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 24, 2011 04:19 PM (136wp)
A coked up grown man.
Posted by: Soona at May 24, 2011 12:36 PM (V6eFh)
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 12:36 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 24, 2011 12:36 PM (y/+eD)
Posted by: headhunt23 at May 24, 2011 12:36 PM (Q08aV)
Posted by: The Guy Who Lives Between Hendricks Sweet Succulent Whambos at May 24, 2011 12:36 PM (IwHwZ)
I had a roommate in college whose boobs were really large. In order to get a top to fit across her torso, the sleeves were too long.
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Chris Christie at May 24, 2011 12:36 PM (cQaKF)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2011 04:33 PM (AZGON)
I'm driving the truck.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 12:37 PM (qcEjf)
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 24, 2011 12:37 PM (Q5+Og)
>> DiT, didn't you once bump into a girl and cop a feel?
I'm just saying I resent her unreasonable "pre-conditions" that mean these important secrets are withheld from me.
It's not like I can go get a search warrant.
...
Can I?
Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 24, 2011 12:38 PM (WvXvd)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2011 12:38 PM (1ckSh)
It's not funny. From 7th grade onward you spend your time training guys that it is impolite to speak to your boobs.
Wha?
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2011 12:38 PM (cQaKF)
Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2011 12:39 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: The Guy Who Lives Between Hendricks Sweet Succulent Whambos at May 24, 2011 12:39 PM (IwHwZ)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 24, 2011 12:39 PM (jPPat)
Posted by: Honey Badger ben DOOM! at May 24, 2011 04:34 PM (GvYeG)
The clavicle connected to the cleavage bone
The cleavage bone connected to the titty bone
The titty bone connected to the nipple bone
Now hear the word of the Lord!
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:39 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: Raving Lunatic at May 24, 2011 12:39 PM (reXpC)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 24, 2011 12:39 PM (48wze)
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 12:40 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: Dominque Strauss-Kahn at May 24, 2011 12:40 PM (nj1bB)
All men talk to your boobs cause that is where they are looking. When I'm friends with a guy I point out that it makes you uncomfortable when the guy doesn't look in your eyes.
I mean I've actually said, in a business setting, "dear God, have you never seen a pair of boobs before"....
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 12:40 PM (k1rwm)
If Gilbert Godfried and Booger from Revenge of the Nerds had a son...
it would look like Geoffrey Arend.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 24, 2011 12:40 PM (gM4zK)
Lots of cheesecake in the Daily Mail sidebar. Kate's looking pretty good off her honeymoon.
a diet heavy in protein will do that for a girl.
Gives them a healthy glow and strong nails.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2011 12:41 PM (cQaKF)
Well from the 7th grade on women feel compelled to put them on display like puppies in a pet store. Pardon me for just wanting to hug them and pet them...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 12:41 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: The Guy Who Lives Between Hendricks Sweet Succulent Whambos at May 24, 2011 12:41 PM (IwHwZ)
Eh, not always.
but yeah, in the majority of her google images she's pretty foxy. this one just creeps me out.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2011 04:29 PM (pLTLS)
That photo looks like it suffers from over enthusiastic airbrushing to make her look like a "RealDoll"
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2011 12:41 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 24, 2011 04:36 PM (y/+eD)
They're casting them in the remake of Woody Allen's Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask).
Actually, that's not true. They're only casting the LEFT one.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:42 PM (Di3Im)
If you aren't concerned with such trivialities, they're awesome.
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2011 12:42 PM (hDbjb)
Posted by: 57 States at May 24, 2011 12:42 PM (kbH+o)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2011 12:42 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2011 04:38 PM (1ckSh)
Which directly impact your appearance.
A girl with 36DDD breasts, unless they're fake and shes in porn, isn't typically going to wear tightfighting clothing even professionaly, so unless they are tailored properly the clothing alone (thanks to the breasts) can make the girl look 15-20 pounds heavier.
I know because in photoshoots I have done and being with a girl who has large breasts, these become painfully obvious.
Not to mention expensive in the wallet, but thats a price I think worth paying.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 12:42 PM (qcEjf)
Posted by: The Voice of Reason at May 24, 2011 12:42 PM (UpqKo)
I mean I've actually said, in a business setting, "dear God, have you never seen a pair of boobs before"....
Gotten that one. Response "Sure but strangely no matter how many I see they never get boring"
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 12:42 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 12:42 PM (2dbd9)
It's not funny. From 7th grade onward you spend your time training guys that it is impolite to speak to your boobs.
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 04:36 PM (k1rwm)
Yeah. And then you go all law enforcementy on us, get miked up in the valley, and your handlers complain that the recording was too muffled to make out what was being said.
So drop this counterproductive convention! Support law enforcement! Encourage staring at the boobies!
For the childrens!
Posted by: ya2daup at May 24, 2011 12:43 PM (0AClR)
If you aren't concerned with such trivialities, they're awesome.
My back pain says otherwise.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 24, 2011 12:43 PM (CLYmB)
Posted by: The Guy Who Lives Between Hendricks Sweet Succulent Whambos at May 24, 2011 04:41 PM (IwHwZ)
Which makes perfect sense. A woman seeing a man refusing to stare at her boobs subconsciously decides that he's gay -- or at best, a total wuss.
By the way, what's the latest word -- are you getting a second area code in there?
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:43 PM (Di3Im)
speaking of boobs and inappropiate conversation...
anyone else creeped out watching Games of Thrones last week?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 24, 2011 12:43 PM (gM4zK)
Your loss, Ace! Stick with the creepy dry-humping of your favorite male congressman of the day.
Posted by: Raving Lunatic
I think Ace's taste run to the hobo side of life. I'm guessing "ewoks" is code for confused young males who have had too much to drink. Just sayin.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 24, 2011 12:43 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzeneggar at May 24, 2011 12:44 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2011 12:44 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 12:44 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 24, 2011 04:43 PM (CLYmB)
Proper support is the key. You just need two short boyfriends to walk right in front of you all the time. One balanced on each guy's head.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:44 PM (Di3Im)
What grown man forgets what year it is?
Posted by: The Robot Devil
This one, on several occaisons. In my defense, I was entrusted with nothing more than a cat and a black lab, both of which ignored me, not codes for a nuclear arsenal, while simultaneuosly representing a nation of 300 million souls.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2011 12:45 PM (Gzv/o)
*Every* suit I own is tailored to fit. If they weren't they would look like cheap sh*t. Why do you chicks think you can get out of it?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 12:45 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 24, 2011 12:45 PM (48wze)
Go on.
Posted by: Penthouse Forum at May 24, 2011 12:46 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 04:40 PM (k1rwm)
If you didn't have breasts, why would I be talking to you?
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2011 12:46 PM (cQaKF)
Gotten that one. Response "Sure but strangely no matter how many I see they never get boring"
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 04:42 PM (0q2P7)
Or, "Why are you so down on yourself? You think yours are just another run-of-the-mill pair of boobs? I assure you, they're exceptional."
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:47 PM (Di3Im)
You aren't laying down enough. The key to back problems caused by large breasts is to lie down on a nice firm mattress and elevate the legs.
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 12:47 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: The Guy Who Lives Between Hendricks Sweet Succulent Whambos at May 24, 2011 04:41 PM (IwHwZ)
Which makes perfect sense. A woman seeing a man refusing to stare at her boobs subconsciously decides that he's gay -- or at best, a total wuss.
By the way, what's the latest word -- are you getting a second area code in there?
Posted by: stuiec
It wouldn't matter. the sound is muffled.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2011 12:47 PM (Gzv/o)
183 Jesus H. Christ on a grilled cheese sandwich the stupid is so unbelievably strong....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2011 04:42 PM (pLTLS)
Can't think too good with no blood stuff in mind thingy. All blood in other thingy.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2011 12:47 PM (oVQFe)
Pics or I call BS
Posted by: Horny dude at May 24, 2011 12:47 PM (BAtLQ)
The trick is to wear bras that aren't the least bit sexy. Sorry guys, underneath that sexy dress is a playtex 18hour.
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2011 12:47 PM (hDbjb)
Posted by: Ace's Penis at May 24, 2011 12:48 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 24, 2011 12:48 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: TC at May 24, 2011 12:49 PM (BAtLQ)
Woman are charged more than men for tailoring.
And if you have to get a larger size to accommodate your boobs, they literally have to cut material off the skirt and shorten the length cause the size assumes you are taller than you are. then the sleeves are longer than they should be and sometimes you need to tailor the jacket to your waist which is much smaller than what they think the waste for the woman who fits into that jacket should be. So yeah, it's more costly than you think.
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 12:49 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2011 04:42 PM (pLTLS)
Look at the URL in your browser and reflect on the total obviousness of that statement.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:49 PM (Di3Im)
While that is admittedly a bad look for her, and I've never watched Mad Men, she was delicious on Firefly and I would oh-so-definitely hit that.
Saffron was a great character. Besides the blinding hawtness, and the fact that she kicked Mal's ass in Trash, she had some great dialog.
"face it hubby, I'm really hot."
"pu-leese, nobody died last time."
"I made you dinner."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2011 12:50 PM (7YzRS)
A study released by American Anthropology determined that men who focused more on breasts were more intelligent and showed better "listening" skills.
Frankly I think the "damn look at that ass" trogdlytes don't have a face they can quickly look up at if they get caught, but hey. There you go.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 12:50 PM (qcEjf)
Posted by: The Guy Who Lives Between Hendricks Sweet Succulent Whambos at May 24, 2011 12:50 PM (IwHwZ)
It's certainly helpful.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 24, 2011 12:50 PM (CLYmB)
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2011 12:51 PM (k1rwm)
Kind of. But after 27 years, I guess we became just room mates.
Posted by: TC at May 24, 2011 12:52 PM (BAtLQ)
Ace's original idea for Saffron the Intergalactic Space-whore:
117 I'm more fixated on Saffron.I've written over 100 fan-fic scripts where Saffron joins the Serenity, rises to the rank of Science Officer, and fucks the shit out of every single last character on the boat.
That's episode one. But the next 99 pretty much follow the same narrative arc.
Oh and the ship gets a dog in episode 38. It's called Moxie. Everyone's so excited they gang-bang the stuffings out of Saffron.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2008 02:50 AM (SXBHu)
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2011 12:52 PM (oVQFe)
Face it ladies, if boobies didn't make men act irrational beyond their better judgment, the species would be in serious trouble.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 12:52 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Jerome Corsi at May 24, 2011 12:53 PM (RP3fG)
I was told that to attract women, you simply put a pair of socks in your crotch like rock stars. The only action I got was from the fags.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner, D-Butthole at May 24, 2011 12:53 PM (cwFVA)
You make me sick! One must judge women by the attitude, personality and humor..Not just the body...........Jeez what Neanderthals you guys are !!!!!!!Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 24, 2011 04:45 PM (48wze)
Point taken.
You are an insufferable and nattering bitch ... and I never had to see you in order to reach my spot-on conclusion.
Ammirite?
Posted by: ya2daup at May 24, 2011 12:53 PM (0AClR)
The trick is to wear bras that aren't the least bit sexy. Sorry guys, underneath that sexy dress is a playtex 18hour.
Believe when I say I pay no attention to bras. I pretty much undress all women the moment I lay eyes on them. Well except for Helen Thomas, then I think long and hard about baseball. The second baseman should become the cut off man should the ball be hit to the right of second base. The shortstop takes control of second base. See - it works. No more thoughts of the kraken.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 24, 2011 12:53 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: The Guy Who Lives Between Hendricks Sweet Succulent Whambos
"Down in the va-ha-ley
that valley so looooow........
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2011 12:53 PM (Gzv/o)
Posted by: Marcus at May 24, 2011 12:54 PM (CHrmZ)
Posted by: Sub-tard
Steal home. Face first.
Posted by: evil 3rd base coach at May 24, 2011 12:55 PM (Gzv/o)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2011 04:53 PM (pLTLS)
Ohhhh. Well I know you're going to attack me for this but blah blah blah some stupid thing no one cares about.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2011 12:55 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2011 04:47 PM (hDbjb)
A what?
Posted by: guys everywhere at May 24, 2011 12:56 PM (Ul4n5)
You could be wearing grannies and a full on corset my thoughts wouldn't change "How do I get these out of my way"
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 12:56 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Fartnoise at May 24, 2011 12:57 PM (bCxgV)
Frankly I think the "damn look at that ass" trogdlytes don't have a face they can quickly look up at if they get caught, but hey. There you go.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 04:50 PM (qcEjf)
The "damn look at that ass" troglodytes and the "I AM listening to you just lower" Neanderthals are supposedly one and the same, according to one theory that says boobs developed to resemble buttocks to give males something sexy to look at on the front of a woman's body.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:57 PM (Di3Im)
Not in our heads, there isn't.
Posted by: the horny Moron Horde at May 24, 2011 12:57 PM (jPPat)
It's nice to take a break from stacking ammo cans in the bunker and praying to have a little fappin' fun.
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 12:57 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: polynikes - Romney supporter at May 24, 2011 12:57 PM (T8iAI)
There are 22-year-old girls running around your nearest university campus who make her look like kelp.
But since she's been on TV and all, I guess she's supposed to be considered gorgeous.
Posted by: Fartnoise at May 24, 2011 04:57 PM (bCxgV)
Clearly you're a homo. And are not going to the Special Hell.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2011 12:58 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at May 24, 2011 12:59 PM (J8NCi)
Posted by: Sgt. York at May 24, 2011 12:59 PM (uLilQ)
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2011 04:47 PM (hDbjb)
Which comes off rather easily.
I understand most morons are newbs to bewbs, but really. There isn't a bra on earth that doesn't come off. Except, hopefully, Nancy Pelosi's.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 12:59 PM (qcEjf)
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2011 12:59 PM (hDbjb)
It's certainly helpful.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 24, 2011 04:50 PM (CLYmB)
Cross your heart?
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 12:59 PM (Di3Im)
Leftist Who Heckled Netanyahu Whines: Da Joooos Tackled Me And Now IÂ’m In The Hospital...
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 24, 2011 01:00 PM (CLYmB)
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 04:57 PM (Di3Im)
I'll look at tits if I have to...but I'd rather look at ass.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2011 01:00 PM (cQaKF)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 24, 2011 01:00 PM (U9jjw)
Show us the dirty pictures of those other girls and we'll look at them too.
That's the beauty of breasteseses. We want to see them all!
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 01:00 PM (2dbd9)
I'll look at tits if I have to...but I'd rather look at ass.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2011 05:00 PM (cQaKF)
Supporting the theory that tits are a pale imitation of ass.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 01:01 PM (Di3Im)
I'll let you decide if this is good clean fun or a sign of the end times.
Green Acres on acid.
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 24, 2011 01:02 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: The Guy Who Lives Between Hendricks Sweet Succulent Whambos at May 24, 2011 01:02 PM (IwHwZ)
Posted by: sifty PACINO, 2008 at May 24, 2011 01:02 PM (2dbd9)
Sorry guys, underneath that sexy dress is a playtex 18hour.
Posted by: Lauren
Good to know. So when we shift into rutting mode, and we have to replace that accessory, we're looking at $35 rather than $90? In a similar vein, didja ever notice how most guys don't gice a tinker's damn about brands, but what was inside the packaging?
Posted by: evil 3rd base coach at May 24, 2011 01:02 PM (Gzv/o)
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 04:57 PM (Di3Im)
Yeah, Edmund Morris. I read his book "The Naked Ape" too.
I buy the theory more that the breasts were meant to signal sexual maturity (and thus fertility) and were kept permenant (unlike on other apes) to provide a clear age deliniation. The areola's cells actually contain cells that in other animals give off a pheramone, which also explain why men are drawn to breasts. Breasts with larger surface area actually have more of these cells and give off more of a pheramone, which means it really isn't our fault and women should, you know, just enjoy the wonders of biology.
Just be sure to bring a towel. Necklaces get sticky.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 01:03 PM (qcEjf)
Posted by: @jaketapper at May 24, 2011 01:03 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2011 01:03 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 24, 2011 01:04 PM (U9jjw)
Yeah and I have to special order shoes/inserts that can cost up to 3X normal because of my unusual foot size or suffer from all sorts of calamities, and my feet aren't getting me laid on demand* so quit whining.
*Except from a small percentage of chicks who believe that whole foot size wives tale.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 01:04 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 24, 2011 05:04 PM (U9jjw)
This.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2011 01:05 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 01:05 PM (2dbd9)
I'll look at tits if I have to...but I'd rather look at ass.
Do both. Shoosh. Records have an A and B side. You play both don't you? Otherwise you will never know if the artist is a one hit wonder or a true genius.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 24, 2011 01:06 PM (Q5+Og)
"kind of an awkward moment during POTUS toast to Queen . Orchestrra started with "God Save the Queen" before he was done toasting."
Posted by: @jaketapper at May 24, 2011 05:03 PM (FcR7P)
In other words, he was given the same treatment that other pompous windbags receive at the Oscar broadcasts ...
Kudos to the orchestra leader!
Posted by: ya2daup at May 24, 2011 01:06 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2011 01:07 PM (yQWNf)
I think you underestimate the prevalence of this particular belief.
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2011 01:08 PM (hDbjb)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 01:09 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 01:09 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose✡ at May 24, 2011 05:09 PM (0q2P7)
She backed right into that one.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2011 01:10 PM (cQaKF)
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 05:09 PM (2dbd9)
It's just that that someone gets to shut her up by inserting his dick in her mouth, and you don't.
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 01:10 PM (Di3Im)
Posted by: tassles at May 24, 2011 05:10 PM (GTbGH)
I LOVED that song!
"Tassles, I'm depending on you son...."
Posted by: stuiec at May 24, 2011 01:11 PM (Di3Im)
I think you underestimate the prevalence of this particular belief.
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2011 05:08 PM (hDbjb)
It's true. Don't be contrary.
Posted by: Soona at May 24, 2011 01:12 PM (V6eFh)
Posted by: © Sponge at May 24, 2011 01:12 PM (UF26Z)
Posted by: Lauren at May 24, 2011 01:13 PM (hDbjb)
I think you underestimate the prevalence of this particular belief.
Posted by: Lauren Lauren, the littel a2 thingy at the top of the comment box will change the small font to normal. I believe the correllation between foot size and penius size is completely supported by medical data. Dittos fingers, noses and ears. The good news is my feet, nose and ears keep growing as I age. So far my fingers have remained stubbornly the same size.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 24, 2011 01:15 PM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: SamIam at May 24, 2011 01:15 PM (IOff/)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 24, 2011 01:18 PM (1ODi+)
Clearly, Ace is just trying to assure us he is a mere mortal, by speaking complete and utter nonsense once in a while. It's a humility thing.
OT - Just reporting in that the Optimizer clan has done our part in NY-26. If the Republican wins by two or three votes I want the credit.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 24, 2011 01:20 PM (F56VB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2011 01:21 PM (+AXUp)
No. After I was done hitting the waitresses at The Moose Girls Bar and Cafe in Ketchum. It's very exhausting and they make this, this- thing look like Bukkake leftovers.
Posted by: Marcus at May 24, 2011 01:23 PM (CHrmZ)
Posted by: sifty, 2008 at May 24, 2011 04:53 PM (2dbd9)
THE FIRE PIE !
Posted by: Jackhole at May 24, 2011 01:25 PM (+qHxi)
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2011 04:23 PM (nj1bB)
--
Thank God, ace. Was worried about you. Heck, Gabe might hit that.
Posted by: Kevin In ABQ at May 24, 2011 01:30 PM (BvTwT)
Posted by: Barney Frank at May 24, 2011 01:32 PM (+AXUp)
Sorry, but I'd hit it a few times, then finish up with a Strawberry Shortcake for good measure.
Not sure I want to hit Urban Dictionary for the definition of "Strawberry Shortcake".......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2011 01:32 PM (7YzRS)
Wow, I've never seen a blogger troll his own site before. Ace is always breaking new ground, god bless 'im.
Posted by: Nemo from Erewon at May 24, 2011 01:33 PM (5Hn9g)
Posted by: David Kramer at May 24, 2011 01:36 PM (PRbI3)
Ace, even a gay ewok would hit that. Hard and into next month. And I certainly would have traded a rifle named Vera for crack at that...
But this woman is probably more your speed.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at May 24, 2011 01:39 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 24, 2011 01:48 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 24, 2011 01:54 PM (6IReR)
Posted by: Moose4 at May 24, 2011 01:58 PM (uTlbW)
81 guys, I'm kidding, of course she's smoking hot.
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2011 04:23 PM (nj1bB)
*** WheW! ***
For a minute there, I thought we were going to have to use some of the ValueRite to scrub off the Dried J**z Flakes and CheetoDust off of Ace's Glasses...
Posted by: Sox at May 24, 2011 02:02 PM (IR0R1)
And from a moronette point of view - Christina is teh hawt cause she looks like a REAL girl who eats a cheeseburger now and then.
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at May 24, 2011 02:04 PM (Q6ZUl)
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at May 24, 2011 02:16 PM (FAyWo)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 24, 2011 04:43 PM (CLYmB)
That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 24, 2011 02:18 PM (LH6ir)
My site is no longer down. If it was down before, that was because traffic suddenly spiked from 450 to 2,100 hits per hour.
Because of the serious political commentary. And big beautiful titties.
Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at May 24, 2011 02:25 PM (AeJjI)
The best bras I've ever found are by Felini. Pretty, sexy, comfortable, awesome support.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 24, 2011 02:26 PM (0f5+I)
Because of the serious political commentary. And big beautiful titties.
Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at May 24, 2011 06:25 PM (AeJjI)
If it was for the latter this site would be crashing once every week.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 02:40 PM (qcEjf)
Posted by: Damiano at May 24, 2011 04:15 PM (3nrx7)
It's fixed now. The sudden surge of the Moron-o-Lanche cause a temporary meltdown.
Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at May 24, 2011 02:43 PM (AeJjI)
The best bras I've ever found are by Felini. Pretty, sexy, comfortable, awesome support.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at May 24, 2011 06:26 PM (0f5+I)
We're going to require you to model some of these bras in order for us to determine just how much support and comfort they offer a woman.
Posted by: buzzion at May 24, 2011 02:50 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Chuck Berry at May 24, 2011 02:52 PM (uaEZS)
Posted by: The Inevitable Chris Hansen Joke at May 24, 2011 02:56 PM (uaEZS)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 24, 2011 03:03 PM (aI+Fw)
All that screaming about Rino this and bullshit that and you're a pussy no you're a pussy no shut up you pussy I never called you a pussy, pussy talk totally melts away with big tits. I love this. Because Big Boobs truly make the world go round.
Kratos, you lose.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 03:20 PM (qcEjf)
"She's cute, don't get me wrong. But hit-that level?
Please."
Posted by: Dick at May 24, 2011 03:29 PM (KSbzL)
I'd hit it like the fist of an angry God.
Now THAT is what a woman is supposed to look like. Curvy, not fat. Not like these 90lb. Olson Twin Twigs and others like them. The models in the 40's through the mid 70's are how women should look. Like they have a sammich and some bacon once and a while.
Posted by: BruceTheRobert at May 24, 2011 03:29 PM (re6ik)
Turn in your man card, soonest.
They'd have to pry me off of her.
Posted by: Gmac at May 24, 2011 03:37 PM (1cgSw)
Two words: Motor boat.
Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at May 24, 2011 08:44 PM (AeJjI)
A good old fashioned TF would require one of those "Find It" beepers on your dong.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 04:46 PM (qcEjf)
btw, I love that this thread gets a little bit of life every 20 minutes or so.
Boobs will do that.
Posted by: CAC at May 24, 2011 04:54 PM (qcEjf)
Posted by: davisbr at May 24, 2011 05:20 PM (uCShA)
Posted by: cackfinger at May 24, 2011 06:23 PM (b8bAO)
I think you have that backwards. Doesn't she cause Ace to "release the long form"?
Posted by: Calvin Dodge at May 24, 2011 09:45 PM (xXKp2)
Posted by: cackfinger at May 25, 2011 07:02 AM (b8bAO)
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