August 03, 2011

Civility, Liberal-Style
— Ace

I won't do this all day again. I'll just recap what has been said and move on.

A good video compilation of the various slurs here, at Big Journalism.

Taranto first recaps the ghoulish joy with which liberals greeted the shooting of Gabby Giffords-- exemplified by Jonathan Alter, for example, plotting out future political strategy...

Sad to say, if Giffords had died, she would have been mourned and soon the conversation would have moved on. But Giffords lives, thank God, which offers other possibilities. We won't know for weeks or months whether she can function in public. If she can, she will prove a powerful referee of the boundaries of public discourse--more influential, perhaps, than the president himself.

...then turns to their current posture:

"Terrorist," "racist," "uncivil," "insane," the list goes on--in this context, these words have no real meaning. They are mere epithets. The Obama presidency has reduced the liberal left to an apoplectic rage. His Ivy League credentials, superior attitude, pseudointellectual mien and facile adherence to lefty ideology make him the perfect personification of the liberal elite. Thus far at least, he has been an utter failure both at winning public support and at managing the affairs of the nation.

Obama's failure is the failure of the liberal elite, and that is why their ressentiment has reached such intensity. Their ideas, such as they are, are being put to a real-world test and found severely wanting. As a result, their authority is collapsing. And if there is one thing they know deep in their bones, it is that they are entitled to that authority. They lash out, desperately and pathetically, because they have nothing to offer but fear and anger.


The House erupted in applause as Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords returned to DC and voted in favor of the bill. It was her first appearance on Capitol Hill since being shot last January.

Meanwhile, some wonderful news: Thanks to America's superlative medical system, Rep. Giffords has recovered sufficiently that she returned to Congress last night to cast a vote on the debt deal. She looked frail and shaky as she exchanged greetings with colleagues from both sides of the aisle, but she also talked and waved and seemed completely alert. Even watching at home on C-Span, it was hard not to be moved. "The #Capitol looks beautiful and I am honored to be at work tonight," Giffords tweeted last night.

Giffords voted "yes" on the bill--the one to which the Tea Party "terrorists" had forced the president to agree.

Jen Rubin:

It’s almost hard to recall how the left howled about “civility” in the wake of the Tucson shooting horror. But that was then, and the standards the left sets for the right is one it hardly adheres to. We had Vice President Joe Biden’s now-denied comments casting Republicans in the role of “terrorists.” And then the hometown newspaper for liberal elites got into the act.

There’s no denying the depths — and hypocrisy — to which the New York Times opinion section has sunk.

Liberal (ish?) Charles Lane at the WaPo at least has the guts to call a spade a spade.

I'm omitting his various "to be sures" here -- his declaration of bona fides of opposition to the Tea Party agenda -- because they're not relevant, but they do paint him as part of Team Liberal.

If liberals believe anything, it is that the right is either solely, or mostly, responsible for the degradation of political discourse in America. And they are surely correct to condemn such ugly rhetorical excesses as the Obama-is-Hitler placards that flowered across the land in the summer of 2009.

But liberals are in deep, deep denial about their own incivility issues. Consider the “terrorism” analogy now being aimed at the Tea Party by Democratic members of Congress — in the acquiescent presence of the vice president, no less — and by some journalists who sympathize with the Democrats. To pick just one example of the genre, today’s New York Times carries Joe Nocera’s column, “Tea Party’s War Against America.”

...

I’m puzzled. The Times editorial board only recently condemned “many on the right” for “exploit[ing] the arguments of division,” and “demonizing immigrants, or welfare recipients, or bureaucrats.” Right-wingers, The Times notes, “seem to have persuaded many Americans that the government is not just misguided, but the enemy of the people.”

So how can it be okay for Times columnists to demonize the Tea Party and try to persuade Americans that they are not just misguided, but the enemies of the people?

...

There are real terrorists out there: Hezbollah, Hamas, al Qaeda, Iran’s rulers. Yet some of the same people who are slapping the “terror” label on the Tea Party and condemning Obama for dealing with them also advocate outreach to Mideast terrorists, if not to negotiate with them, at least to understand of what makes them tick.

Nocera’s colleague Tom Friedman, for example, has excoriated the Tea Party as the “Hezbollah faction” of the Republican party but has also argued that the U.S. must not isolate Mideast radicals if they are “change agents who are seen as legitimate and rooted in their own cultures.”

“They may not be America’s cup of tea,” Friedman instructed. “But we need to know about them, and understand where our interests converge — not just demonize them all.”

ShouldnÂ’t progressives extend the Tea Party that same courtesy, given that they are at least, you know, Americans?

Terrorists are not terrorists, and must be understood, but non-terrorists are in fact terrorists, and should be treated as "the Other," demonized, and dismissed.

Got that?

Bill O'Reilly and Krauthammer debate whether this is all orchestrated and coordinated. Krauthammer doesn't think so (video at the link).

“Well, it certainly is a spitting and the sputtering of people who are, who’ve been deeply defeated,” Krauthammer said. “I mean, they were routed. They were up against a small minority of one half of one-third of the Congress and they got — they lost everything. They got routed. Look, this was their Agincourt, you know, Henry V outnumbered by the French, three to one. The opposition, the liberals, hold the Senate. They hold the White House. They hold the media, which had been leaking and parroting the White House line all the way through, and they still got defeated.

“I think this is sort of a pathetic response. If you have no arguments, what do you do? Ad hominems. You attack, you throw names out. But I have one slight disagreement with you [about this] being a conspiracy [coordinated through left-wing mailing lists of a type similar to Jornolist]. I don’t think these people have the wherewithal to orchestrate a three-car motorcade. The reason for the repetition is lack of intelligence and lack of originality. These are people who are slothful.”

...

“Look, what it means to me is you’ve got people with no intelligence, no originality, no imagination,” he said. “They are sputtering. They have lost. No arguments. What do they do? They want ad hominems. They want epithets. So, somebody uses it on the air — ‘Ah ha, that’s a good one. I’ll use it.’ I don’t credit them [with] the intelligence or the sort of, what it takes to put together a conspiracy.”

I don't know if it's a conspiracy so much as a stupid meme spreading like wildfire through weak minds who seize on it because they have nothing else. One example that that may be the case is Maureen Dowd's latest vapidity. She gives it the "Dowd Spin" -- and by Dowd Spin, I mean she just starts analogizing things to movies and TV -- for her own Tea Party Terrorists column (safe link to NRO, which rebuts her):

They were like cannibals, eating their own party and leaders alive. They were like vampires, draining the country’s reputation, credit rating and compassion. They were like zombies, relentlessly and mindlessly coming back again and again to assault their unnerved victims, Boehner and President Obama. They were like the metallic beasts in “Alien” flashing mouths of teeth inside other mouths of teeth, bursting out of Boehner’s stomach every time he came to a bouquet of microphones.

It was stupid and hateful in its earlier incarnations; Dowd also decides to make it cutesy-trivial, as usual.

Sarah Palin has a very effective rejoinder to this terrorist talk (vid at the link):

If we were really domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us wouldnÂ’t he? I mean he didnÂ’t have a problem with paling around with Bill Ayers back in the day when he kicked off his political career in Bill Ayers apartment, and shaking hands with Chavez and saying he doesnÂ’t need any preconditions with meeting dictators or wanting to read US Miranda rights to alleged suspected foreign terrorists. No if we were real domestic terrorists I think President Obama wouldnÂ’t have a problem with us.

That's a good answer. The left has opened the door on this issue: Let us walk right through it, and proclaim that while they are discussing metaphorical terrorists, these bastards do in fact "pal around with" and make nice-nice with actual terrorists.

And what would their response be?

You know what response I'd love? If they accused Palin of incivility in this response. That would be delicious.

I'd push this talking point just to see if we could get them to make that claim.

As far as our civility-minded President, his spokesman Jay Carney says, in response to a reporter's question, that such talk isn't "appropriate," the lowest level of condemnation possible.

Allah says he "checks the box" here and that's precisely right -- he offers a weak, perfunctory, obligatory statement it's not "appropriate," then says nothing more; if asked later, they can point back to this weak statement to demonstrate their "consistency" on the issue.

But this isn't consistency. We had three weeks of claims the right caused murder in January based on lesser Discourse Offenses than what we've seen in the last 24 hours; simply chiding one's side with the nothing word "appropriate" is hardly genuine consistency.

Consistency would be Obama making a five minute speech, of his own volition, not in response to a question, specifically condemning the left for its excesses.

But this is how Obama always plays it. His surrogates and his media enablers peddle venom and racial appeals, and then he issues a terse statement that he finds such talk "unhelpful" or whatever. He enjoys the fruits of the venom but claims to be above it himself.

Since the media still loves Obama, we can tell how much they believe his slight criticisms by how they behave: If they thought he was on the level, they'd stop. They love him, after all.

But they know he's giving them the Obama Wink, so they continue indulging.

Posted by: Ace at 09:55 AM | Comments (178)
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The Left had a faux fit after Louis Gohmert said Obama would rather negotiate with terrorists than negotiate with Republicans.

They, of course, accused Gohmert of calling Obama a terrorist.


Posted by: soothie at August 03, 2011 09:58 AM (sqkOB)

2 "Terrorist," "racist," "uncivil," "insane," the list goes on--in this context, these words have no real meaning.

You forgot 'baby kidnappers'!!!1!1!!

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at August 03, 2011 09:59 AM (1fQxU)

3

The nastiest things I've ever been called I have been called by those who declare themselves to be ever so very tolerant.  This doesn't surprise me at all. 

 

Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2011 09:59 AM (VtjlW)

4 C'mon Ace.  The entertainment value alone ...

Posted by: totally curious AND innapropriate at August 03, 2011 09:59 AM (qiOph)

5 stupid sock

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 10:00 AM (qiOph)

6 From the Krauthammer References Ajincourt in the sidebar:  Steven Rattner while carrying the banner of the lefts' crack anti-terrorism unit, also proves that there is life after a career as a Looney Tunes character.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 10:00 AM (jx2j9)

7 I thought the Obama Wink was flipping the bird when faking a scratch.

Posted by: Jimmy's Attack Rabbit at August 03, 2011 10:01 AM (UTd0+)

8
Dowd is a joke. An old dried up ugly hag of a joke.

Where was she when the Lefty mobs were terrorizing and vandalizing the WI state house for weeks???

Posted by: soothie at August 03, 2011 10:01 AM (sqkOB)

9 The Tea Party is like a giant moth, flying around and destroying a city because they wouldn't give back the egg to those tiny twin women.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 10:02 AM (gTGz3)

10 Bill O'Reilly and Krauthammer debate whether this is all orchestrated and coordinated.


I don't think it's coordinated but they are all of the same groupthink mindset so it's not surprising when they all start using the same names to label their opposition..

In many ways, they remind me of the sheep in 'Animal Farm' where they would bleat whatever the pigs wanted to be the message of the day. 

Posted by: Dave C at August 03, 2011 10:02 AM (rus4r)

11
If you merely disagree with Obama, you're a terrorist.

If you tear up the state house and make death threats to state legislators, you're an educator doing it for the children

Posted by: soothie at August 03, 2011 10:03 AM (sqkOB)

12 8
Dowd is a joke. An old dried up ugly hag of a joke.

Where was she when the Lefty mobs were terrorizing and vandalizing the WI state house for weeks???

Posted by: soothie at August 03, 2011 02:01 PM (sqkOB)

Offering up her Sahara-like cooter in bars all over Manhattan, and not getting any takers.

Posted by: joncelli at August 03, 2011 10:03 AM (RD7QR)

13 The Tea Party is like a teenage werewolf, scoring points in the big basketball game and satifying its fan base while desperately attempting to hide its true nature.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 10:04 AM (gTGz3)

14

civility?

don't care for it, gets in the way of solving problems.

 

they can call me whatever they want, it's only a reflection of who they are and says nothing about me.

Posted by: Sgt. Batguano at August 03, 2011 10:04 AM (jdOk/)

15 I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Posted by: Hedley Lamar Tea Party organizer at August 03, 2011 10:04 AM (TMB3S)

16 You teabaggers are worse than that.  One of you once called a liberal "not nice"!!

Posted by: I am Jimmicus at August 03, 2011 10:04 AM (sxq57)

17
Just want to remind everyone...

David Wu, rapist and pedophile (allegedly), is The Face of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: soothie at August 03, 2011 10:05 AM (sqkOB)

18
he doesnÂ’t need any preconditions with meeting dictators

Yeah, what ever happened to that campaign pledge anyway?

Citizen: "Would you be willing to meet separately, without precondition, during the first year of your administration, in Washington or anywhere else, with the leaders of Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Cuba, and North Korea?"

Obama: "I would."
--Democrat primary campaign 2007

Posted by: arhooley at August 03, 2011 10:06 AM (Eeror)

19 I think you guys are taking this wrong. You think this is because liberals have a double standard...nothing could be farther from the truth. See, they used the Giffords shooting to call us terrorists, to say we were insighting violence, to call us evil. They are using the debt ceiling fight to call us terrorists, to say we were insighting violence, to call us evil. Same standard.

Posted by: Mr Pink at August 03, 2011 10:06 AM (TcZpT)

20 The Tea Party is like a teenage werewolf, scoring points in the big basketball game and satifying its fan base while desperately attempting to hide its true nature.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 02:04 PM (gTGz3)


Care to elaborate?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 10:06 AM (qiOph)

Posted by: RushBabe at August 03, 2011 10:06 AM (Ew27I)

22
Does anyone here give-o-fuck that we're getting scolded by the Party of David Wu?

Posted by: soothie at August 03, 2011 10:07 AM (sqkOB)

23 Dowd is a joke. An old dried up ugly hag of a joke.

"The elderly schoolgirl columnist of the New York Times" -- Mark Steyn

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:07 AM (T0NGe)

24 The Tea Party is like the guy in Hellraiser, as white as can be, but with flags displaying snakes and poorly punctuated threatening slogans instead of pins sticking into their faces.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 10:07 AM (gTGz3)

25 O'Reilly is so friggin' annoying that I couldn't make it past his breathless intro to listen to Dr. K. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 03, 2011 10:07 AM (5H6zj)

26 15I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Posted by: Hedley Lamar Tea Party organizer at August 03, 2011 02:04 PM (TMB3S)

 

i'll say it again - a guy can never go wrong with a Blazing Saddles reference.

Posted by: Sgt. Batguano at August 03, 2011 10:07 AM (jdOk/)

27 For those of us old enough to remember the Reagan administration, this is nothing new. The venom that the Democrats and the MSM (BIRM) flung at him was amazing. The difference now is that they don't own the microphone any more: we can talk back - and my God, how they just hate that!

Posted by: Brown Line at August 03, 2011 10:07 AM (VrNoa)

28 Cannibals?  Cannibal terrorists?  Do I hear Zombie cannibal terrorist?  Anyone?  Zombie cannibal terrorists. Zombie vampire cannibal terrorists. Zombie vampire cannibal terrorists.  Do I hear zombie vampire cannibal terrorists?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 10:08 AM (jx2j9)

29 'Jim' 'Treacher'

So we're terrorists for "holding the country hostage"? Okay, then: For what you're doing to future generations, you are pedophiles. Own it.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:08 AM (T0NGe)

30 26 O'Reilly is so friggin' annoying that I couldn't make it past his breathless intro to listen to Dr. K. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 03, 2011 02:07 PM (5H6zj)

Yes, but he has definitely taken populism to a whole new level, no question.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 10:09 AM (jx2j9)

31
The Democrats have already entered their 'retreat' mode.

Smear, retreat, call for civility, repeat.

It's the same routine from these Wu Party fucks.

Posted by: soothie at August 03, 2011 10:09 AM (sqkOB)

32 By the way, if any of you teabaggers decides to blow anything up, I'll be happy to defend you.

It's what I do.

Posted by: Eric Holder, Friend to Terrorists All Over the World at August 03, 2011 10:10 AM (3Okgs)

33 In b4 jim.

Posted by: toby928™ at August 03, 2011 10:10 AM (GTbGH)

34 26O'Reilly is so friggin' annoying that I couldn't make it past his breathless intro to listen to Dr. K.

Posted by: Y-not at August 03, 2011 02:07 PM (5H6zj)

 

i can't watch BOR anymore, i've switched to watching Judge Nat. on FBN

Posted by: Sgt. Batguano at August 03, 2011 10:10 AM (jdOk/)

35 OT City Journal,  how the government self-perpetuates even in the face of cuts.  IE why the western world is being smothered.

http://tinyurl.com/3wqcxb5

Posted by: Shiggz at August 03, 2011 10:10 AM (v8Pb8)

36 So FireHorse ... you gonna put me some knowledge, or what?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 10:11 AM (qiOph)

37
Hit & Run.

They throw a bunch of shit at us and then run away. Then they're like, "What? What did we do?"

Posted by: soothie at August 03, 2011 10:11 AM (sqkOB)

38 Oh, and I have to get righteously indignant over the reference to the "Obama as Hitler" signs "flowering" the landscape.

Sure, if you watched MSNBC, that's all you saw, but the fact is that what there were of those signs were usually tucked away in the LaRouchie corner of Tea Party protests, only visible to the media.

Besides, Obama isn't Hitler.  He's Mussolini.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:11 AM (T0NGe)

39 The Tea Party is like a giant moth, flying around and destroying a city because they wouldn't give back the egg to those tiny twin women.

Nice.

Posted by: that guy that compliments other's obscure cultural references at August 03, 2011 10:11 AM (GTbGH)

40 Civility?  Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 03, 2011 10:12 AM (zF6Iw)

41 Required viewing!

Brian Terry tribute via Ben in the sidebar.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 10:12 AM (jx2j9)

42 36 So FireHorse ... you gonna put me some knowledge, or what?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 02:11 PM (qiOph)

He's making Dowdesque movie/TV analogies.

Dowdesque in that they make no sense whatsoever.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:12 AM (T0NGe)

43 They were like cannibals...vampires...zombies...metallic beasts



DUDE we are sooooo COOOOOL!

We are like your worst horror nightmare.
We just need to add Terminator Robot, Were Beast, Frankenstein Monster, and Unholy Demon and WE ARE SET as the most fearful thing to ever have existed!

Posted by: MikeTheCannibalVampireZombieAlienHobbitKidnappingTerroristWereMoose at August 03, 2011 10:12 AM (0q2P7)

44 Terrorists want me to count all of my strokes!

Posted by: Barry XVI at August 03, 2011 10:12 AM (FcR7P)

45 The Tea Party is like Frankenstein, but not the original Frankenstein, the one in Young Frankenstein, who was just trying to have a nice dinner, but then got upset over a little fire and went running off into the night in a rage.

And just when I was gonna serve espresso.

Posted by: Gene Hackman at August 03, 2011 10:13 AM (3Okgs)

46 Amish.   If you say so, cuz I ain't gettin it.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 10:13 AM (qiOph)

47

Care to elaborate?

Sure. Michael J. Fox played a teenage werewolf in Teen Wolf. He was also on the basketball team. Throughout the movie, he hid the fact that he was a werewolf, just like the Tea Party tries to hide its nature as a dangerous monster, inherently dangerous, looking to draw blood and turn others into werewolves. In the big scene at the end, he turns into a werewolf during a basketball game in front of everyone. He used his werewolf abilities to score a lot of points and win the game. No one cared; he was the hero -- just like the Tea Party is getting its way on the tax issue in Washington. Republicans cheer, just like the people did in the movie, ignoring the fact that their champions are white, hairy-faced monsters.

(That might make a little too much sense if Maureen Dowd is the standard, but you get the idea.)

Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 10:13 AM (gTGz3)

48

The Tea Party is like a teenage werewolf, scoring points in the big basketball game and satifying its fan base while desperately attempting to hide its true nature.

And I'm like the extra at the end of Teenage Wolf who had his nuts hanging out during the scene where Michael J. Fox scores the winning basket and comes over to the stands to hug his girlfriend

 

It happened, type  teen wolf wang into youtube.

Posted by: Ben at August 03, 2011 10:14 AM (wuv1c)

49 46 I cant wait until 2012.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at August 03, 2011 02:13 PM (qjUnn)

Neither can we!

Posted by: Undead Democrats at August 03, 2011 10:14 AM (RD7QR)

50 21 Embrace the slurrage, then throw it around.

I did that a little while back to a pastor (for crying out loud) on facebook.  This guy got all upset at the stuff that Gov. Walker was doing and made the teabagger slur on facebook.

I simply said "Hey, better a teabagger than a teabaggee.  How do my balls taste?"
He didn't reply, but I got a couple of "attaboys".

Call the jerks on this stuff.  Do it in public, and as often as you can.

Posted by: GMan at August 03, 2011 10:14 AM (sxq57)

51 The Tea Party is like a lesbian with big silicone tits who...
...
...
...
...wait, what was I saying?

Posted by: Maureen Dowd, bowing to the inevitable at August 03, 2011 10:14 AM (T0NGe)

52
Paul Ryan is a terrorist for buying drinking expensive wine.

Posted by: Susan Feinberg, loleconomist at August 03, 2011 10:14 AM (sqkOB)

53 And they are surely correct to condemn such ugly rhetorical excesses as the Obama-is-Hitler placards that flowered across the land in the summer of 2009.

As opposed to the 'Bush is Hitler' signs that flowered across the land from 2001 - 2009.

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2011 10:14 AM (X6akg)

54 FireHorse.  Gotcha.  (I think)

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 10:15 AM (qiOph)

55 ...but the fact is that what there were of those signs were usually tucked away in the LaRouchie corner of Tea Party protests, only visible to the media.

And conveniently, the article's douchebag author fails to mention it.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 03, 2011 10:15 AM (1rHeD)

56 Between my Secret Jooish Calbal Meetings (SMERSH) and my Tea Party Terrorist Activities List and Playdates I'm fucking exhausted.

Posted by: mpfs, Joo Tea Party Terrorist at August 03, 2011 10:15 AM (iYbLN)

57 47 The Tea Party is like Frankenstein, but not the original Frankenstein, the one in Young Frankenstein, who was just trying to have a nice dinner, but then got upset over a little fire and went running off into the night in a rage.

And just when I was gonna serve espresso.

Posted by: Gene Hackman at August 03, 2011 02:13 PM (3Okgs)

The media is Frau Blucher.

"He vas mein boyfriend!!!!"

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:16 AM (T0NGe)

58 It should be noted that Krautie mentioned Agincourt, had BOR given him time he probably would have said something insightful about long bows.

Posted by: Ben at August 03, 2011 10:16 AM (wuv1c)

59 Honor first.  Now there is a word not heard now-a-days.  (Again from Brian Terry tribute)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 10:17 AM (jx2j9)

60 The Tea Party is like an evil scientist building a Balanced Budgetinator in order to balance the budget across the Tri-State Area -- but those things never work.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 10:17 AM (gTGz3)

61 As opposed to the 'Bush is Hitler' signs that flowered across the land from 2001 - 2009.

Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2011 02:14 PM (X6akg)

Thank you.

Also, the Bush-as-a-chimp, but I guess we don't go there.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:17 AM (T0NGe)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 03, 2011 10:17 AM (/kd4o)

63

"But they know he's giving them the Obama Wink, so they continue indulging."

This is going to come back to bite them in the Ass. At some point I have to beleive that American's are going to wake up and see clearly the media bias.......and when that day comes......Americans will vote and think exact opposite of the Democrats and the Media rhetoric on principle.

Americans have a habit of this type of behavior. Even Lefty's [Note: not the hardcore Marxists types, but normal emotional well-intended Lefty's] will turn on them and hand over the entire thing to anybody not Demcorat.

The problem is I just don't think we are there yet.....A good amount of Economic Pain is going to be required before the country awakens.  

Posted by: Jimi at August 03, 2011 10:17 AM (JMsOK)

64

I had civility once but the doc gave me a shot of penicillan and cleared it right up.

Now I can show my dick in public again.

Posted by: Anchovy Weiner at August 03, 2011 10:18 AM (J74Py)

65 " Push the button Max!"

Posted by: Professor Fate, Tea Party Terrorist at August 03, 2011 10:18 AM (iYbLN)

66 There’s no denying the depths — and hypocrisy — to which the New York Times opinion section has sunk.

You mean there is a section that is not an "opinion section" in the NYT?

Posted by: Vic at August 03, 2011 10:19 AM (M9Ie6)

67 OT, but if you want some fun, Breitbart has some great tweets.

Here's a hint: Guess who's using non-union labor at his 50th birthday party?

No, guess.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:19 AM (T0NGe)

68 The Teabaggers are like those annoying kids and their stupid dog who kept getting in my way when I was trying to scare the rightful owners off their property so I could take it over, having learned that there was buried treasure there.

Posted by: Old Farmer Johnson at August 03, 2011 10:19 AM (3Okgs)

69 Shouldn't we wait to here from Pastor Wright before we decide how we should be correctly described?  He is kind of a expert, after all.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 10:19 AM (jx2j9)

70 The Tea Party is like Dan Scott on One Tree Hill because they, too, who will one day regret what they have done.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 10:20 AM (gTGz3)

71 Hive Minds don't need to worry about coordination.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 03, 2011 10:20 AM (agD4m)

72 Here's a hint: Guess who's using non-union labor at his 50th birthday party?

No, guess.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 02:19 PM (T0NGe)

I just read that!  HAHAHAHA!

Here's the article:

http://tinyurl.com/3e48fkl


Posted by: Tami at August 03, 2011 10:21 AM (X6akg)

73 I must say I love how she throws in "shoot", just to bait them.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 03, 2011 10:21 AM (0f7gD)

74 You'd better eat MY fucking peas or else!

Posted by: Jolly Green Giant, Tea Party Terrorist at August 03, 2011 10:21 AM (iYbLN)

75

The difference now is that they don't own the microphone any more: we can talk back - and my God, how they just hate that!

Word.  I can't tell you how many discussions with my (usually) sensible lib friends have gone off the rails since JEF got elected.  If they even begin to listen to you, the moment you pause for breath they'll get right into your face, demanding "who told you that?" "where did you hear that?"  Say anything other than NYT/ABC/CNN/ ad nauseam, they wave their hands and say"well, that's just propaganda / bias/ preaching to the choir."

So I've given up any talk of politics.  Oh, if I'm asked, I'll give my opinion (and Mrs. MPPPC wishes I wouldn't), but I don't start the arguments.  I damn well finish them, though - I pull the "where did you hear that?" stunt.  If it comes from the MFM, I just laugh.  And my God, do they hate when you laugh at them!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at August 03, 2011 10:21 AM (zF6Iw)

76 Jen Rubin should shut the fuck up. Her sneering at the "extremists" who dared to ask for actual cuts in this fucking "deal" hardly reflects well on her either.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 03, 2011 10:22 AM (pdCUF)

77 Hey terrorists, my mortgage is late. Pay it already! And fill my gas tank too bitches.

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at August 03, 2011 10:22 AM (qR9y8)

78 You know what's even better. The bleeding heart liberal writers who always write those silly "misunderstood monster" stories, where the terrible ugly horror that is terrorizing the cast is actually trying to save them or help them, and the real antagonist is some smarmy slick talking good looking member of the cast, all the while they are just to blinded by their own prejudice to step back and see it.


Posted by: MikeTheCannibalVampireZombieAlienHobbitKidnappingTerroristWereMoose at August 03, 2011 10:23 AM (0q2P7)

79

If I'm going to be called a terrorist.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 03, 2011 02:17 PM (/kd4o)

Excellent.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 10:23 AM (jx2j9)

80 The Tea party is like Mr. Fields the landlord who just won't accept that 13 × 7 = 28, no matter how many times Lou Costello explains it to him.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 10:24 AM (gTGz3)

81 The Tea Party is like that horrible little dog of Dorothy's.....

Oh, what a world, what a world.......

Posted by: WW - Western Region at August 03, 2011 10:24 AM (3Okgs)

82 Simple reality point one is that Republicans and conservatives are de jure evil, thus nothing said about them, no matter how despicable, cannot be really wrong-wrong.
Simple reality point two is that Democrats and Socialists/Communists are de facto pure of heart and work only for the masses, thus anything said about that is not appreciative/congratulatory/laudatory, is inherently a crime against humanity and deserves the scorn of civilized men (and women and gay and bi- and lesbian and transgendered and confused etc.) everywhere at all times and all places, especially in the MFM and the public schools.

Posted by: Obot Spokesman at August 03, 2011 10:25 AM (yrGif)

83 [crank crank crank crank crank crank crank]

[pause]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: The DJIA roller coaster at August 03, 2011 10:25 AM (RD7QR)

84 And my God, do they hate when you laugh at them!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at August 03, 2011 02:21 PM (zF6Iw)

You know what they really hate? When you call them stupid.

You can pick something really sophomoric, my favorite is "What did you major in?" followed by a snort of a laugh.

And then...oh, well I can see why you think Obama is smart, then.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:25 AM (T0NGe)

85 The Tea Party is like Jack trying to convince me he's gay, when I know what he's really up to up there with those two girls.

Posted by: Mr. Furley at August 03, 2011 10:26 AM (3Okgs)

86 I swore I'd do this yesterday on every fucking thread that mentions Gifford:  Republican Judge John M Roll was killed by erg Loughner in the Tucson attack but nobody ever talks about him.  Not injured; KILLED.  And erg Loughner was a fucking retard son of a couple of lefty humps who used their pull to keep their deadbeat son from getting the treatment or incarceration he deserved by interceding with the sherrif's department.  They are the fucking villains here; not the Tea Party.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 03, 2011 10:26 AM (zsvKP)

87 There's probably some deep meaning behind Dems calling us fictional creatures like hobbits and zombies.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 03, 2011 10:27 AM (FkKjr)

88 Posted by: Captain Hate at August 03, 2011 02:26 PM (zsvKP)

I'll do you one better: Loughner's mom was an SEIU member.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:27 AM (T0NGe)

89 what i find amusing NOT
all through the Boooosh years, all we heard was  US Military -baby killer, Cheney Halliburton Blood for OIL, Nazi Booosh, Effigys burned of Bush- Cheney,  Boosh Hitler, Even those of us that supported our troops were called murderers!
And they have the frkn gaul to say our words are incinderary?
Pelosi comes out and calls tea party Nazis yet they are offended if one of theirs is also called Nazis?
Terrorists, Nazi symapthizers, Ignorant, have all been used and using the Media to propogate these idea using propanganda to dishonor and malign half the country , The Leaders of the Part in Power  saying these things , this is not joe Blow BUT the leaders with Power that can indeed bring harm by incitement to others of a political ideology!
Hypocrits and inciters of divisive Hate mongering every damn'd one of them.

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2011 10:27 AM (h+qn8)

90 68" Push the button Max!"

Posted by: Professor Fate, Tea Party Terrorist at August 03, 2011 02:18 PM (iYbLN)

 

you owe me a new computer monitor, i just spit pop all over this one.

Posted by: Sgt. Batguano at August 03, 2011 10:27 AM (jdOk/)

91 If he actually believes he's a conservative just because he's paid to play one (poorly) on TV occasionally, then Kraut's lack of self-awareness (and/or irony) is pretty hilarious.

"The Dems lost everything to the teacrackaz" is the got-nothin' defensive-loser meme of this story. What did they lose? Nothing. Everything is going up. What did the 'baggers win? Nothing. Everything is going up.

Nothing Kraut says in that quote has any basis in reality. It's just a recital of things people say—people with no intelligence, no originality, no imagination. "Half of one third!" "There's no Journolist!" Etc.

This part here where his true lefty self pokes through is my favorite, because it looks like it's nothing: "small minority."

"I'm big!" Yeah, a big cunt full of shit.

Posted by: oblig. at August 03, 2011 10:27 AM (xvZW9)

92 You know what they really hate? When you call them stupid.

They hate it even more when you call Obama stupid. I was talking to a group of college students one day and made the comment that "by his own admission, Obama wasn't a very dedicated student in his pre-Columbia days."

You could actually see their heads spinning. "NO NOT TRUE! SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVER! LAW REVIEW!!!!!!"

Hilarious.

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2011 10:28 AM (WR6Id)

93 If some liberal calls me a terrorist, I'll cut his fucking head off.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Jesusland Liberation Army - Political Terror Brigade at August 03, 2011 10:28 AM (lbo6/)

94

This was a good one, Ace. Thanks. I can delay my drinking to the cocktail hour. And not talk in tongues to the staff.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at August 03, 2011 10:28 AM (qwK3S)

95

If I'm going to be called a terrorist.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 03, 2011 02:17 PM (/kd4o)

Excellent.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 02:23 PM (jx2j9)


Seconded.  Apply for a cob-logger-ship.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 03, 2011 10:29 AM (0f7gD)

96 I'll do you one better: Loughner's mom was an SEIU member.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 02:27 PM (T0NGe)

I thought that was the case but wasn't sure and erased it before posting it; unlike the left, I care about not maligning somebody unjustly.  Thanks for pointing that out.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 03, 2011 10:29 AM (zsvKP)

97 Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Jesusland Liberation Army - Political Terror Brigade at August 03, 2011 02:28 PM (lbo6/)

I see what you did there.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 03, 2011 10:29 AM (qiOph)

98 You could actually see their heads spinning. "NO NOT TRUE! SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVER! LAW REVIEW!!!!!!"

If I were to have a full-frontal lobotomy, the piece of my brain they'd take out could graduate from Harvard Law.  I went to high school with somebody who did.  No big deal.  It's not like there's any math or anything.

Or a dissertation. Or original thinking.

Or competition from foreign students.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:30 AM (T0NGe)

99 Don't forget three points:

-The 'Civility' shit was simply to indict the Right, primariliy Palin and the Tea Party, but the Right overall.

-They began the 'Civility' shit by indicting the Right with a charge of fomenting murder, with no evidence whatsoever.  Not exactly a 'civil' discussion in itself, is it?

-Jared Loughner has no links to any political thought on the Right.  So the very premise is a sham.

The 'Civility' shit is just a weapon of the moment.  They'll use it when they can, abandon it when it suits them, and never concern themselves with the disconnect there.  They want to win, not to play fair.

Posted by: nickless at August 03, 2011 10:30 AM (MMC8r)

100 Consider ...

John Q Public has an annual income of $50,000 per year, but is currently spending at $83,200 per year.  Living in with him is his father who trusted him with $56,100 to invest, but John Q Public has spent it all, so he must repay as his father needs it.   Along comes accountant, Mr. T. Party, who tells representatives of John Q Public that this can't go on.

Mr. T. Party is obvious a "terrorist" for not letting John Q Public spend more ?

Makes perfect sense to me.

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 03, 2011 10:30 AM (e8kgV)

101

@78

I did all my battleing before the election. I saw what was coming, and I could have told you we would be in this exact spot (3) years ago. As a matter of fact I lost every single one of the idiots friends over it.....but victory is sweet.....cause now they won't even "go there" because some of the stuff I was telling them not only came true, but is way worse than I even led on.

In my experience, Liberals go off the rails if you actually sit down with data and calculator, relevant articles....ect, and walk thru the entire debate and prove them wrong. If you do this...they will never talk to you again. I used to be aggressive and thorough, but about a year ago....I gave up on it all....and I realized most people don't even want to know the truth......it is too painfull for them. Something about "Ignorance is Bliss"

It has been a hard life lesson for me!

Posted by: Jimi at August 03, 2011 10:30 AM (JMsOK)

102 Tea Baggers are like the English archers at Agincourt shooting arrows with Longbows at the French.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2011 10:31 AM (TMB3S)

103 The Tea Party is like all those mean people hitting the dislike button under Rebecca Black's videos, all the time criticising without ever coming up with a video of their own.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 10:31 AM (gTGz3)

104 Whether Krauthammer believes this leftist hysteria is orchestrated or not, the effect of its constant repetition is no less pernicious. Repetition is everything when it comes to propaganda. And the leftist media excels at repetition, giving the left an incalculable advantage in swaying those low-information voters in the middle who, unfortunately for all of us, end up determining the outcome of most elections.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 03, 2011 10:31 AM (6e/5m)

105 Holy crap, fellas.  Tone it down just a notch or two, jez.

Posted by: Jesse Payola Jackson, Super Adult and shit. at August 03, 2011 10:32 AM (/ZZCn)

106 They were like Freakies, eating their own party and leaders alive. They were like Count Chocula, draining the country’s reputation, credit rating and compassion. They were like Kaboom!, relentlessly and mindlessly coming back again and again to assault their unnerved victims, General Mills and Captain Crunch. They were like the studly miner, “Quake” flashing mouths of teeth inside other mouths of teeth, bursting out of Quisp’s stomach every time he came to a bowl of milk.

Posted by: Maureen Dowd's Breakfast Cereal Draft at August 03, 2011 10:33 AM (ZY+lZ)

107 100 I'll do you one better: Loughner's mom was an SEIU member.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 02:27 PM (T0NGe)

I thought that was the case but wasn't sure and erased it before posting it; unlike the left, I care about not maligning somebody unjustly.  Thanks for pointing that out.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 03, 2011 02:29 PM (zsvKP)

We know this because the Pima County employees unionized in 2007.  His mom was a Pima County employee.  I suppose -- suppose -- it's possible she is some sort of exempt employee, but I take silence for assent and I think it's perfectly appropriate to say so unless corrected.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:33 AM (T0NGe)

108 Jimmy says teabaggers started it first. Jimmy saw a sign from a tea party 26 months ago on Facebook that Jimmy says was racist. Jimmy read on Kos that one of the diarists heard someone at a teabagger riot in 2009 tell a black joke. Black jokes upset Jimmy.

Jimmy Mad ... Jimmy Smash

Posted by: Jimmy at August 03, 2011 10:33 AM (Y+DPZ)

109

@47: "The Tea Party is like Frankenstein, but not the original Frankenstein, the one in Young Frankenstein, who was just trying to have a nice dinner, but then got upset over a little fire and went running off into the night in a rage."

Frankenstein is the doctor; the monster is Adam.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 03, 2011 10:34 AM (xy9wk)

110
Let me teach your teen daughters a thing or two about civility.

Posted by: David Wu at August 03, 2011 10:35 AM (sqkOB)

111 Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 03, 2011 02:32 PM (OWjjx)

I  calmly pointed out that the criteria for Law Review editor was changed just before Obama came along to be more "inclusive."

Their response? In unison, everyone: RACIST!

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2011 10:35 AM (WR6Id)

112 I hated Fruity Pebbles.

Posted by: Maureen Dowd's Breakfast Cereal Draft at August 03, 2011 10:35 AM (ZY+lZ)

113 >> 'If we were really domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us wouldnÂ’t he?'

I would point out the hidden DOG WHISTLE!!!!!1!! in that quote, except I don't want the observation to be misconstrued.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at August 03, 2011 10:35 AM (qndXR)

114 Charles Lane is an honest liberal.  In other words, he's already halfway to becoming a conservative.

Posted by: logprof, al-Reagan Martyrs Brigade at August 03, 2011 10:36 AM (BP6Z1)

115 Given the new environment WRT civility, I have one thing to say to any intemperate leftard: Pinochet showed the world how.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 03, 2011 10:36 AM (cbyrC)

116 The problem with an unmanned vehicle is that it is vulnerable to having its data link cut or taken over. It is hard to take over the mind of a pilot from outside the aircraft.


Posted by: crosspatch at August 03, 2011 10:36 AM (ZbLJZ)

117 Mmmmmmm. Crunchberries

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 03, 2011 10:36 AM (qiOph)

118 Frankenstein is the doctor; the monster is Adam.

Yeah, everyone would have gotten that reference immediately.

"The Tea Party is like Adam, who ran away when he burned his thumb just when I was about to make espresso."

Posted by: Gene Hackman at August 03, 2011 10:37 AM (3Okgs)

119 Their response? In unison, everyone: RACIST!

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2011 02:35 PM (WR6Id)

Projection.

Moynihan kindly called it the "soft bigotry of low expectations."

I call it "paternalistic condescension."

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2011 10:37 AM (T0NGe)

120 The tea party is like the monster from Little Monsters. He comes across as a nice likeable guy who pals around with Fred Savage, but he is really a scary mother fucker who wants to turn you into a monster and piss in your apple juice.

Posted by: Mr Pink at August 03, 2011 10:37 AM (TcZpT)

121

@119

It's called Gamesmanship! It is one of the reason's I love Sarah Palin. Of course, I would never vote for her, and I don't think she can win, but I still Love her, and wish more Republicans had her skills.

Posted by: Jimi at August 03, 2011 10:37 AM (JMsOK)

122 These people are incapable of rational thought and action. They feel their statist castle shuddering. They think that it is we - the hoi polloi, the unwashed rabble - pounding on the doors that is the cause. In fact it is the onrushing fiscal tsunami that will sweep all before it and destroy nigh on everything that they've imposed on this country and its economy.
Ignore them. Let us work on our own local level to educate and to persuade all who are willing to listen and to think. At a gut level, the majority of people in this country well understand that you cannot spend what you do not have.We, the people will find a way through this, while they, their castles built on and of government sand and all who cower within will suffer defeat and despair.

Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 10:38 AM (0AClR)

123 So if Obama releases his college grades will they actually be good?This is a guy who wouldn't release a BC that contained nothing negative.

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2011 10:38 AM (zSEO5)

124

"NO, NOT TRUE! SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVER!"

Oh, Lauren, you are so right.  I almost made my wife's boss pop a vein at a work barbeque when he was going on about how good it was to have a man in the White House who could actually speak English.

"Yeah, he's not like that dumbass Bush," I said.  "That fuckin' moron.  Couldn't tie his shoes without a teleprompter."  The guy starts smiling and nodding.

"Remember how he said he was visiting 57 states?  And that we were experiencing a Teutonic shift?"  The guy's smile started to fade, and my wife began making a "shut the hell up" face behind his back.

"And that he thought 'corpsman' was pronounced corpse-man?  And that he had no idea what comprehensive insurance was?  And that he thought they spoke Austrian in Austria?  And, oh, yeah, remember when he wished Mexicans a happy Cinco de Quatro - "

Hoo, boy - he started screaming about teabaggers, GOP fucks, "that cunt Palin" and on and on.  It was a real eye-opener for everybody at the party, and a couple of my wife's co-workers came up to me on the QT later to say thanks.  Of course, now my wife won't take me to any more of her company's parties - so, Mission Accomplished!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at August 03, 2011 10:39 AM (zF6Iw)

125

@125

That's brings up another topic. The left are the clear Racists in this country. Always have been. Go talk to Psycologist, and ther'll give you the run down. You damn right it is "Projection"

Anyone that focused on Race, and those that use it as a weapon.....are the clear Racists!

Posted by: Jimi at August 03, 2011 10:39 AM (JMsOK)

126 Obama was on TV again?  Someone just said he was on again. 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2011 10:40 AM (jx2j9)

127 122 Yeah,manned aircraft will be around for quite some time.Supplemented but not replaced.

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2011 10:40 AM (zSEO5)

128 Theresa, You said that well. 

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2011 10:40 AM (h+qn8)

129

anyone that thinks the Tea Party is hiding their true intentions is simply projecting their own methods onto the Tea Party.  If you can't see what the Tea Party objectives then you are blind, ignorant or stupid or a combination of all 3.

When a man says that an individual mandate is wrong, then pushes for and signs a bill that creates one who was hiding his true intentions ?

When a man says he's going to close Gitmo down in a year then doesn't who is hiding his true intentions ?

When a man claims that a 12 month debt extension will harm the country but a 18 month extension is fine who is hiding his true intentions ?

When a man says that marriage is between a man and women then refuses to defnend the DOMA is court who is lying about his intentions ?

When a man says that you'll be able to keep your doctor or your health care plan if you like them who is lying about their intentions ?

When a man says "As I've said before" then goes on to says something for the first time in his life who is lying about their intentions ?

 

Posted by: Jeff at August 03, 2011 10:40 AM (A3tpD)

130 For the record Giffords was shot by a man who literally thought Grammar was a mind control device.

The same man who years earlier had asked a crazy incoherent question of her at a meeting and she dismissed/ignored him. (including his follow up hate mail and threats)  This made him very very angry and was the reason he gave for why he plotted to kill her.

Posted by: Shiggz at August 03, 2011 10:41 AM (v8Pb8)

131 133 He always on.

Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2011 10:41 AM (zSEO5)

132

@130

"This is a guy who wouldn't release a BC that contained nothing negative."

Let's No Go There! The Birth Certificate issue was conceded for political purposes, and political purposes only!

Posted by: Jimi at August 03, 2011 10:42 AM (JMsOK)

133 I'd like to dance and tap my feet / But they won't keep in rhythm. / You see, I washed 'em both today / And I can't do nothin' with 'em.

Posted by: Happy, The Slightly Retarded Tea Party Terrorist Dwarf at August 03, 2011 10:42 AM (iYbLN)

134 I would really love to see an honest conservative politician that had the analytic skills to put together cogent conservative arguments, the presentation skills to get those messages out, and the stones to call liars liars in public!

I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2011 10:42 AM (yrGif)

135 The economy is like Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the debt ceiling is like her lesbian lover, and then the Tea Party is like the dude that came along and shot her lesbian lover and made Willow flip out and try to destroy the world, and now the Economy is going to destroy the world unless, like Xander, we tell it we love it, which we do by electing only Democrats because they're not homophobic h8ers and then that'll help it move on to a new debt ceiling girlfriend.

Posted by: Brendan at August 03, 2011 10:42 AM (U6MtO)

136 They were like Cannibal Corpse, eating their own party and leaders alive. They were like Vampire Weekend, draining the countryÂ’s reputation, credit rating and compassion. They were like The Zombies, relentlessly and mindlessly coming back again and again to assault their unnerved victims, and asking what their name was, who was their Daddy, and was he, in fact, rich like them. They were like Celine Dionne, flashing mouths of teeth inside other mouths of teeth, bursting out into vapid ballads every time they say a microphone.

Posted by: Maureen Dowd's Rock Band Draft at August 03, 2011 10:43 AM (ZY+lZ)

137

They were like cannibals, eating their own party and leaders alive.

Bleah!  Can you imagine anything more unappetizing than a Boehner brisket?  It would be all fatty and textureless, no muscle in it at all.

Posted by: Cannibal Warthog at August 03, 2011 10:43 AM (WDySP)

138 Coordinated? Why, whatever gave you that idea?

Posted by: Ezra Klein and Journolist at August 03, 2011 10:44 AM (paVWK)

139

he offers a weak, perfunctory, obligatory statement it's not "appropriate," then says nothing more; if asked later, they can point back to this weak statement to demonstrate their "consistency" on the issue.

That was precisely the point of Obama's three-word acknowledgment, during the Az. shooting "memorial" service. He spent 40 minutes implying GOP rhetoric caused it, and added "It did not" as a legal out.

Posted by: CJ at August 03, 2011 10:44 AM (9KqcB)

140 Why did I choose life? Curses to my tea partying ways. Also very white and racist of me. After that three-way with BOS, Frank Marshall Davis and daddy, I should have tried something more effective than OD'ing on Thalidomide. That shit just turned my baby's noggin into a flippin' shit box that just won't shut the fuck up. if this country only had the courage to make abortion mandatory years ago when they had a chance, this disaster could have been avoided.

Posted by: Stanley Anne Dunham at August 03, 2011 10:45 AM (RdKzV)

141 Damn its hard to be a hobbit

Damn that WSJ peace was great.

Damn... for the hat trick


http://twitter.com/#!/ShiggzKenobi

Posted by: Shiggz at August 03, 2011 10:46 AM (v8Pb8)

142 logprof, al-Reagan Martyrs Brigade

Nice.

Posted by: toby928™ at August 03, 2011 10:47 AM (GTbGH)

143 I've pondered this for quite a bit of time now.  I truly believe Stanley Ann Dunham was impregnated by Satan.

Posted by: mpfs, Joo Tea Party Terrorist at August 03, 2011 10:47 AM (iYbLN)

144

@102: "If I were to have a full-frontal lobotomy, the piece of my brain they'd take out could graduate from Harvard Law.  I went to high school with somebody who did.  No big deal.  It's not like there's any math or anything.

Or a dissertation. Or original thinking.

Or competition from foreign students
."

Or an accurate thought in your head, but that's only to be expected.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 03, 2011 10:48 AM (xy9wk)

145

The economy is like San Francisco 49ers playing the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl -- knocking Elway on his ass, scoring at will, rolling to a 55-10 victory ...

... unexpectedly!

Posted by: FireHorse at August 03, 2011 10:48 AM (gTGz3)

146 130 So if Obama releases his college grades will they actually be good?This is a guy who wouldn't release a BC that contained nothing negative. Posted by: steevy at August 03, 2011 02:38 PM

If those grades were consistent with the level of intelligence that the MBM claimed for The Smartest Man Ever to Walk the Earth, ie "godlike" "IQ is off the charts" then they'd be cast in a bronze plaque on every street in Washington.

This is a guy who did an end zone dance over swatting a fly, and he's so humble he won't release the transcripts that would prove he's brilliant? We never hear the end of how he was editor of Harvard Law Review and never will hear at all how he was the only editor who never wrote an article for it


Posted by: kbdabear at August 03, 2011 10:48 AM (Y+DPZ)

147

They were like cannibals, eating their own party and leaders alive.

Bleah!  Can you imagine anything more unappetizing than a Boehner brisket?  It would be all fatty and textureless, no muscle in it at all.

Posted by: Cannibal Warthog

I think Mitch McConnell ( R-Turtle Bay) would be worse eatin'.

Posted by: mpfs, Joo Tea Party Terrorist at August 03, 2011 10:48 AM (iYbLN)

148

@150

She was eating too many "Satan Sammich's" w/ "Satan Fries"

Posted by: H8T trumps LUV at August 03, 2011 10:48 AM (JMsOK)

149 When is someone going to photoshop Obama wearing that

"ill gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

T-Shirt/speech bubble while speaking with China's Prime Minister?

Posted by: Shiggz at August 03, 2011 10:49 AM (v8Pb8)

150 So if Obama releases his college grades will they actually be good?

They are now.

Posted by: Microsoft Office at August 03, 2011 10:50 AM (GTbGH)

151

@124: "Yeah, everyone would have gotten that reference immediately"

So people aren't well-informed....guess we should just dumb everything down to their level.  Fuck it, it works for the communists.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 03, 2011 10:52 AM (xy9wk)

152 So if Obama releases his college grades will they actually be good?

He wasn't even a National Merit Semi-Finalist so, probably nothing to crow about.

Posted by: toby928™ at August 03, 2011 10:52 AM (GTbGH)

153 Some comments I saw regarding Sarah Palin's remarks about "palling around with terrorists," such as on Twitter and other sites, see it as a reason she should NOT be president.  Her remarks make me support her even more. 

No matter what the reason is for the left to take this tactic, comparing other Americans who don't agree with them to terrorists, etc., what it says to me is that they see that they are losing the narrative and are getting even more desperate. 

Posted by: TEA-resa the TEArrorist at August 03, 2011 10:55 AM (mo1uZ)

154 And all the time—such is the tragi-comedy of our situation—we continue to clamour for those very qualities we are rendering impossible. You can hardly open a periodical without coming across the statement that what our civilization needs is more 'drive', or dynamism, or self-sacrifice, or 'creativity'. In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.

From "Abolition of Man" - CS Lewis

Posted by: GW McLintock at August 03, 2011 10:57 AM (paVWK)

155

If I'm going to be called a terrorist.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 03, 2011 02:17 PM (/kd4o)

Bookmarked that 'un.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 03, 2011 10:58 AM (Ew27I)

156 "The operation of The Green Book and its kind is to produce what may be called Men without Chests. It is an outrage that they should be commonly spoken of as Intellectuals. This gives them the chance to say that he who attacks them attacks Intelligence. It is not so. They are not distinguished from other men by any unusual skill in finding truth nor any virginal ardour to pursue her.

Indeed it would be strange if they were: a persevering devotion to truth, a nice sense of intellectual honour, cannot be long maintained without the aid of a sentiment which Gaius and Titius could debunk as easily as any other. It is not excess of thought but defect of fertile and generous emotion that marks them out. Their heads are no bigger than the ordinary: it is the atrophy of the chest beneath that makes them seem so.

"Abolition of Man" - CS Lewis

Posted by: GW McLintock at August 03, 2011 10:59 AM (paVWK)

157 So people aren't well-informed....guess we should just dumb everything down to their level.  Fuck it, it works for the communists.

Nah, you're right.

Next time I'll strive for perfect, unassailable accuracy in my comments instead of just simply going for a quick little joke.

'Cause that's what made AoS what it is today.

In fact, lemme try again, okay?

What do you get when you cross Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi?

I don't know, but it's parents are Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Now that's comedy right here.  amirite?

Posted by: Gene Hackman at August 03, 2011 11:00 AM (3Okgs)

158 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 03, 2011 02:17 PM (/kd4o)

OUT-FREEKIN-STANDING!  Bookmarked, too!

Posted by: TEA-resa the TEArrorist at August 03, 2011 11:00 AM (mo1uZ)

159 But like Carrie Bradshaw's $100,000 credit card debt, the soulless bean counters who could care less about the need for Prada shoes to stir the creative juices thought nothing of the economic wreckage brought to toni clothing stores, nightclubs, 5 star restaurants, and venereal disease clinics.

The President, like Mr Big, refused to throw off the moral shackles and cohabitate with our Carrie, even though such a small gesture was well within his means and would have infused wads of liquidity into the Manhattan night life economy

Posted by: Maureen Dowd's Inevitable Sex & the City draft at August 03, 2011 11:01 AM (Y+DPZ)

160 Did the top post just disappear?

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2011 11:01 AM (WR6Id)

161 Damn its hard to be a homegrown racist astroturf hobbity terrorist who drive cars into ditches.

Posted by: Shiggz at August 03, 2011 11:02 AM (v8Pb8)

162 Mama always said...Stoopid is as stoopid does...

Posted by: Frrest Gump at August 03, 2011 11:04 AM (oCMdU)

163 Is it too late in the discussion to note that Barry O is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?

Posted by: AoSHQ's *third* worst commenter, DarkLord© at August 03, 2011 11:06 AM (GBXon)

164 Next time I'll strive for perfect, unassailable accuracy in my comments instead of just simply going for a quick little joke. Posted by: Gene Hackman at August 03, 2011 03:00 PM (3Okgs) No, you're right, because saying "the monster in Frankenstein" or "just Adam in Frankenstein" is completely impossible, no one could ever do that. And also, everyone knows what you mean, anyway, when you say "tow the line" or spell "inciting" "insighting" or any of the other hundred errors people make every day. I'd also like to point out, since you mentioned "what made AoS what it is today," pointing out screw-ups is a rather large percentage of what we do here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 03, 2011 11:08 AM (bxiXv)

165 ... the crews called in to work ObamaÂ’s birthday bash are non-union ...


Of course the [union] leaders understand the working class - that's why they do everything they can to get out of it.

  -- paraphrasing Uncle Duke, speaking to his Chinese interpreter, Honey, back in the short, short span of time when Trudeau would skewer both sides of the aisle

Posted by: No Whining at August 03, 2011 11:09 AM (0AClR)

166 170 Is it too late in the discussion to note that Barry O is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure? Posted by: AoSHQ's *third* worst commenter, DarkLord© at August 03, 2011 03:06 PM (GBXon) It is never too late to point that out.

Posted by: Last Man on Earth at August 03, 2011 11:09 AM (bxiXv)

167 That thing about the Obama/Hitler sign really grates on me because A) it was a LaRouchie carrying that sign around IIRC, and B) "BusHitler" was a nearly ubiquitous trope used by the left for years. 

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2011 11:11 AM (v+QvA)

168 Jimmy Eat World.

Posted by: Idiot in charge of naming bad bands at August 03, 2011 11:19 AM (YmPwQ)

169 That thing about the Obama/Hitler sign really grates on me because A) it was a LaRouchie carrying that sign around IIRC, and B) "BusHitler" was a nearly ubiquitous trope used by the left for years. 

Posted by: Insomniac

 

And conveniently ignored was Pelosi and Hoyer both calling Tea Partiers nazis. Hoyer was smart neough to walk it part way back during the elections.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 03, 2011 11:24 AM (6rX0K)

170 No, you're right, because saying "the monster in Frankenstein" or "just Adam in Frankenstein" is completely impossible, no one could ever do that.

Look, I'm agreeing with you here.  I was totally and unbelievably wrong and I have admitted as much.  Honestly, I am truly humbled by your inestimable intelligence, as well as your commitment to correcting every wrong that is being committed on the internet.

From here on out, the laughter will take a backseat to total and complete accuracy in each and every comment I make.  I promise.

For example, why did the chicken cross the road?  I do not know, for truly, who can know what is in the mind of a chicken?

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

I slay me am honored to present you with an accurate statement.





Posted by: Gene Hackman at August 03, 2011 11:26 AM (3Okgs)

171 "Tolerance."  You liberals keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 03, 2011 11:35 AM (v+QvA)

172

And conveniently ignored was Pelosi and Hoyer both calling Tea Partiers nazis. Hoyer was smart neough to walk it part way back during the elections.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 03, 2011 03:24 PM (6rX0K)

But of course! 

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2011 11:53 AM (v+QvA)

173

@ 156...I would love to see Obama as Joker in the nurse outfit...

with the "Why so serious?" quote

 

Posted by: TheThinMan at August 03, 2011 12:47 PM (X6O1T)

174 "I don't know if it's a conspiracy so much as a stupid meme spreading like wildfire through weak minds who seize on it because they have nothing else."

Oh, come on.  I thought of "intransigence" on my own.

Posted by: MATT DAMON! at August 03, 2011 02:17 PM (xc/va)

175 Civility when faced with outrageous behavior is an admission of defeat and submission.  That's why RINOs love to be insulted.

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