1 How many women have abortions?

How many individuals are in the armed services?

When you look at it that way, it's pretty clear who's being targeted in this "civil war."

2 We are confident this will be worked out.

3 Jesse Jackson says the budget fight is the Civil War all over again, because apparently we have $4 billion earmarked to enslave blacks. Or something.

In fairness, the Democrats have no idea what was in the bills they passed from 2008-2010, so who knows what kinds of crap we are currently funding?

4 1 Shimbui,

Barry and harry know they've lost.....

Barry is an idiot he is trial-ballooning sending unpaid soldiers into Libya for a war of choice....

yeah barry you run with that in '12....

see you in november next year champ

5 ace, you forgot Slaughter's take on 'Republican slaughter'.

6

Tally: War 3, fight 1, bombing 1, war crimes 1, straight to hell 1, drumbeat (for war) 1, campaign for malicious vandalism 1, gender-targeted bioterrorism 1, gender-targeted vehicular manslaughter

I laughed so hard, I snorted.  Haven't done that in a while!

7 I can't even generate any outrage over this.  They're like single cellular organisms- stimulus/response with no thought.

If anything, I'm annoyed at the 52%ers  who couldn't be bothered to figure out exactly what the Democrats meant with all their campaign promises.

8 The man looks like heÂ’s been photoshopped in to his own family in that photo. Or his daughter is walking a cardboard cutout of him.

9 their ideological-religious point.

the irony, coming from a 'reverend'

10 How many women have abortions?

How many individuals are in the armed services?

When you look at it that way, it's pretty clear who's being targeted in this "civil war."

Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2011 12:51 PM (OKZrE)

But you forgot to add the babies. Abortion is really health care for 2. 

Abortion...it's for the children.

11 “We are absolutely outraged. This is the functional equivalent of bombing innocent civilians,” she said.

Logic really isn't liberals strong point is it?

Hey anyone ask Holmes her opinion on the current "illegal" war with Libya?

12 I did my own research. These numbers are, of course, approximate.

1.2 million abortions every year
2.4 people in the armed forces

/very sad about the abortions, very proud of those serving in the military!

13 If they're using this rhetoric now, how will they top it in '12?  I think they'll use the nomenclature of galactic level cataclysms, e.g. "a gamma ray burst to the heart of America". 

14 So many personal 9/11's, so little time...

15 Okay, can we all just agree that Jesse Jackson is certifiably insane?  What the hell does his diatribe up there even mean?  How is this like the Civil War?  What?  Did someone kick him in the head or what?

16 Ace,

Ditch the tally before it consumes you.  It's going to be a full-time job.

17 C:\My Documents\New Tone

Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-N.Y.) said today that the new Republicans elected to the House of Representatives last November came to Congress "to kill women." She also likened Republican efforts to prohibit federal funding of abortion except in cases of rape, incest or where the life of the mother is endangered to actions taken by Nazis.

(Yeah, reposted.  Sue me.)

18 I think Mooooooooooooochel looks stunning in the above picture. She has very pretty bovine traits...The dress is brilliant in a homeless style and the shoes are made out of geniune Chihuahua skin... Just stunning.... Now back to you Wolf. 

19 Reid, D-Nev., said it is "shameful" that Republicans are trying to move "an extreme social agenda" that will "throw women under a bus even if it means it will shut down the government."

Are we sure the buses will run if we shut down the government?  Because throwing people under a stationary bus is kind of pointless.

20 "Now those are determined to shut the federal government down to make their point — their ideological-religious point.”

I never thought I would EVER type these words, but he is right- Jesse Jackson is RIGHT!

The Democrats are determined to shut down the federal government to make their ideological-religious point that eugenics and the defense of child molesters is more important than anything else the government does.

21 On the first day of shutdown the Republicans gave to me.....

22 2.4 people in the armed forces

Man, those DoD cuts are worse than I thought.

23 [Oh, look. It's the same left wing troll who was posting as Jake Havecheck earlier. And now he's posting something racist. Scram, you menstrual stain. -TB]

24 Okay, can we all just agree that Jesse Jackson is certifiably insane?  What the hell does his diatribe up there even mean?  How is this like the Civil War?  What?  Did someone kick him in the head or what?

That whole "it sounds like someone kicked him in the head," is a sign that's he's attempting to be logical. Whenever liberals sound as if they've gone insane, they are either

1. trying to be logical
2. really have gone insane

25 On the other hand, Obama merely calls the budget fight -- which most other people would call his "job duties" -- a "distraction."

Sweetie, these greens aren't going to play themselves.

Now, watch this drive.

26

Nobody told me they had tanks!!!

Besides we aren't "bombing bombing" the innocent civilians in Libya like Boehner is going to do to residents of DC!

27 holy shit, I KNEW IT!!! I knew it. I knew Michelle Obama wore a wig.

28
The Budget? No, no, no...

Wisconsin Special Election: Kloppenburg is the Winner... of Our Hearts

29 If Michelle's ass gets any bigger, they'll have to name a state after it...

30 Are we sure the buses will run if we shut down the government?  Because throwing people under a stationary bus is kind of pointless.

Not to worry, Ray Nagin has been put in charge of the buses.

31 [Hiding behind a proxy? That's okay. I know who you are.]

32 2.4 people in the armed forces

Man, those DoD cuts are worse than I thought.

LOL.
2.4 MILLION

33 If anything, I'm annoyed at the 52%ers  who couldn't be bothered to figure out exactly what the Democrats meant with all their campaign promises.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 08, 2011 12:54 PM (8y9MW)

Dude, like he's gonna bring change n'shit. And change is like always good man.

34

WTF is up with that dress that Michael Dorn is wearing?

35 32 BM,

hello Axelbot 2008 called....

your humor-fu is as timely as letterbot's

36 If they're using this rhetoric now, how will they top it in '12?  I think they'll use the nomenclature of galactic level cataclysms, e.g. "a gamma ray burst to the heart of America". 

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2011 12:55 PM (GMG6W)

Does that mean I'll have to fiddle with the rabbit ears on my TV?

37 35 Garrett,

ixnay with the worf-ay

38 Wisconsin Special Election: Kloppenburg is the Winner... of Our Hearts

 Good God! You should have warned me of the contents of that. I just lost my breakfast!

39

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 12:58 PM (R7ZHx)

Shouldn't you be fluffing your mother's tricks?

40

a repeat from the last thread:

253 perhaps the Republicans should say , Ok we will provide ammend the funding on the bill for abortions for this fiscal year, now lets sign the bill

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 11:45 AM (h+qn

why not?

41 What the hell does his diatribe up there even mean?  How is this like the Civil War?  

Posted by: MWR at April 08, 2011 12:55 PM (4df7R)

J-E-W-S

42 Clean-up in aisle 24

Now that has GOT to be Kilgore.

43

But you forgot to add the babies. Abortion is really health care for 2. 

Abortion...it's for the children.

DOUBLE PLUS SAVINGS!!!

44 In the actual war....OBAMA RUNNING SECRET MILITARY PRISONS IN AFGANISTAN.

actually story linked at hot air, had to go all caps to irritate the libs and their lightbringer.  part of the services of my commentary.

45 Today I ordered the Royal Air Force to bomb the Ho Chi Min Trail between Libya and Southern California. We accidently hi a bus full of hippies going the santa Monica Zoo. Once again faulty intell left over from The Bush Administartion is to blame......

46

J-E-W-S

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at April 08, 2011 01:00 PM (7BU4a)

LMAO!

47 Times like this I wonder if an invasion by a hostile force is a good thing. These people really need to see what hell on earth really looks like. I would send them all to the NAZI death camps, just to see how they whine then.

48

ixnay with the worf-ay

I've played other roles!

49
A "distraction"? His actual job duties are a "distraction" to him? A distraction from what?



A distraction from that monstrosity that Worf is wearing. Lordy.

50 The slobbering dung heap @ 24 needs to be gone. Permanently.

51 God.  Michelle looks so HOT with that feminine hairdo.

52 Big bird and the Zer0 out and about with their offspring, how delightful.

53 43 nighthawk,

yup I am sure of it....

Kilgore goes berserk when the LGF fever swamp knows they've lost the messagewars....

he did it at HA as well....

I am more certain that the moonbats know they've lost this week.

54 30 If Michelle's ass gets any bigger, they'll have to name a state after it...

State #58 because we are all out of names just like the NY school system

55 ""If Michelle's ass gets any bigger, they'll have to name a state after it...""



If it gets any bigger its gonna break away and assume its own orbit.

56 These people really need to see what hell on earth really looks like I would send them all to the NAZI death camps, just to see how they whine then.

Posted by: Berserker at April 08, 2011 01:01 PM (gWHrG)

Damn straight. Only this time not a hoax and stuff.

57 49,

so have I "allegedly"

58 What do you people have against watermelon and fried chicken?  I love 'em both.

59

SECRET MILITARY PRISONS IN AFGHANISTAN

Do you hear that?  The MSM scrambling to cover the story?  You know, like they did when info leaked about GWB's "black sites" all over Europe?

No? Me either.

60 Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 08, 2011 12:57 PM (QBZ1s)


Sure, the Rethuglicans and Teabaggers will be gloating for the next several days, making speeches, dancing around, doing victory laps and performing certain unnameable acts with dessert stuffs, but what they cannot do is claim the higher moral ground.

Classic...and classy.

61 A distraction from what? The limbo! (But for some reason I can't get my ass under the bar...)

62 The parasites are getting worried. Awesome! they should be worried.

63 56 berzerker,

be nice....she and Orca Winnfree are the control group for deal a meal....

all their cards say "eat a side of beef with a lard chaser"

64 Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 01:00 PM (h+qn

As best I can tell, there's two reasons: one political, and one ideological.

The ideological one came first, "Abortions BAD!" the political one came second- once it had been latched on to as a "sticking point" by the media, anything other than sticking to their guns would look like capitulation.  They've received a lot of heat from their constituents (us) over such capitulations already this year- I doubt if they're in any hurry to take any more.

My answer is to take that exact amount of funding, and offer an alternative whereby NEA, Dept Ed, ect. have their budgets reduced (or eliminated) by amounts designed to offset PP funding.  Then you can ask, "So which sacred cow will it be?"

65 Ace #24 has dropped a few comments that are questionable also on last thread.

66

Okay, now I'm just being sort of silly because I'm bored.

No. It's not silly. It's exactly the snarky listings that I'd love to see more of. Make a bookmark and laugh next time some liberal tries to accuse the right of anything close to this.

67 Sure, the Rethuglicans and Teabaggers will be gloating for the next several days, making speeches, dancing around, doing victory laps and performing certain unnameable acts with dessert stuffs, but what they cannot do is claim the higher moral ground.

Dessert? Are you gonna finish that? I love pudding!

68 Jesse Jackson says it's the Civil War all over again?  By which he means to say, I guess, that a brave bunch of Republicans are going to cut the chains that bind him and millions of "his people" to the evil Democrats who enslave them?  I say that's something to celebrate!

69 54
Posted by: sven10077 at April 08, 2011 01:03 PM (kq1lG)

I just hope he hasn't dropped any turds in the dead threads to be "harvested" later.

70 I hope Mich takes better care. Last time she wore that dress, it was in New Orleans. We had a near Basic Instinct- moment, when she lounged in a chair at an event. Somethings you JUST don't want to see..

71 Gee, maybe the Dems should have passed a fucking budget when they had the chance last year instead of killing all these people.

72 That picture of Michelle just underscores how totally hot she is.

73 Come on dems, this is not the kind of reasoned discourse we have come to expect from you.

74 Jesse Jackson says it's the Civil War all over again?  By which he means to say, I guess, that a brave bunch of Republicans are going to cut the chains that bind him and millions of "his people" to the evil Democrats who enslave them?  I say that's something to celebrate!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2011 01:05 PM (Orc9J)

Wait. What?

75 Tally: War 3, fight 1, bombing 1, enslavement 1, war crimes 1, straight to hell 1, drumbeat (for war) 1, campaign for malicious vandalism 1, gender-discriminating bioterrorism 1, gender-targeted vehicular manslaughter 1, serial killings of women 1

Hah!

76 Not a good week for burgs.

77

J-E-W-S

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at April 08, 2011 01:00 PM (7BU4a)

 

I knew it...back to you Bill!

78 I think the problem is that the libtards don't really perceive anyone else with different opinions as human, but as some sort of monster. That is why they don't have problems with this type of rhetoric and rely on it - because the target of the rhetoric is not human to them.

79 Boehner on again....press conference.

80 With Jesse it's either a civil war or Selma all over again. When he says it's a civil war in Selma, start to worry.

81 Gee, maybe the Dems should have passed a fucking budget when they had the chance last year instead of killing all these people.

Posted by: keninnorcal at April 08, 2011 01:06 PM (DnNn/)

I blame Bush. The dude didn't even leave me a 2010 budget!

82 Ok, just as soon as I hit post....it's over.

83 How can anyone not say Obama hates America based on his actions regarding the Military and their pay??

84

Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 12:57 PM (R7ZHx)

Eat shit scumbag......

85

Ok, just as soon as I hit post....it's over.

Whiskey Boehner.

86
On the first day of shutdown the Republicans gave to me.....

a renewed faith in the party...

87 How can anyone not say Obama hates America based on his actions regarding the Military and their pay??

Posted by: Frank Duffy at April 08, 2011 01:08 PM (BAlW6)

Maybe if they traded in their Strykers this wouldn't be an issue?

88
Left wing heads are asploding everywhere and not just from the budget battle. Popcorn on the menu today!

89 State #58 because we are all out of names just like the NY school system

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 08, 2011 01:03 PM (pdRb1)

This reminds me of something.  We're all familiar with the Preznit's wonderful "57 states" gaffe, ne?  Completely ridiculous, right?  I realized a few weeks ago why "57 states" has sounded so familiar for so long.  There are 57 member states in the Organization of the Islamic Conference, which has a permanent delegation to the UN, and which "...attempts to be the collective voice of the Muslim world (Ummah)" (Wikipedia).

Perhaps the 57 states debacle was simply Obama's first inclination toward showcasing his blatant dhimmi-tude.

90

If it gets any bigger its gonna break away and assume its own orbit.

Secession - which I believe started the civil war.  And you jerks said I didn't know what I was talking about.

91 On the second day of Shutdown Republicans gave to me... two schadenboners and a renewed faith in the party.

92

John Boehner after GOP caucus - ""When we say we're serious about cutting spending, we're damn serious about it."

So either he got sent back to the table or he's just holding-out until midnight.

93 >>I blame Bush. The dude didn't even leave me a 2010 budget! What's really amazing about this whole kabuki dance is that we are only going through this right now because the donks didn't produce a budget last year. Somehow, this seems to escape the msm.

94 Posted by: willow at April 08, 2011 01:00 PM (h+qn

As best I can tell, there's two reasons: one political, and one ideological.

The ideological one came first, "Abortions BAD!" the political one came second- once it had been latched on to as a "sticking point" by the media, anything other than sticking to their guns would look like capitulation.  They've received a lot of heat from their constituents (us) over such capitulations already this year- I doubt if they're in any hurry to take any more.

My answer is to take that exact amount of funding, and offer an alternative whereby NEA, Dept Ed, ect. have their budgets reduced (or eliminated) by amounts designed to offset PP funding.  Then you can ask, "So which sacred cow will it be?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 08, 2011 01:05 PM (8y9MW)

I say if this is what they are using as their tool against cutting, USE that BACK, say ok fine, but SIGN the BILL. what was the $ of the bill? have we ever gotten a clean clear number?

We can bring it back up  later, after educating the Youth, through music, advertisments using whatever media channel possible  to take it on . In the meantime we need to cut. Take away their useful poltical  toy

95 BRAAAAACCCCKKKK! Dead grandma! Dead children! BRRAAACCKKK! Nazis! Women haters! They want you to die! BRRAAACCCKKK! Eat dog food! Hate the poor! BRRRAAACXCKK!!!

96 Posted by: Bill Morrissey at April 08, 2011 12:57 PM

This is Friday, during Lent, so chicken is off the menu.  I might go with some fried fucking fish, though.  Watermelon is okay, too, but it's out of season, so maybe some nice strawberries.  Thanks for the suggestion, though.  It does sound tempting.

97 Saw an ad fo an Anderson Cooper show the other day called "Firing Back" - doesn't CNN have standards.

98

"Make the troops employees of parenthood!"

Rush solves the problem again.

99

My answer is to take that exact amount of funding, and offer an alternative whereby NEA, Dept Ed, ect. have their budgets reduced (or eliminated) by amounts designed to offset PP funding.  Then you can ask, "So which sacred cow will it be?"

That's what I'd do.

I'd also add in, "This offer expires in 48 hours. After that, we want an additional $10 billion in cuts. That offer will also have a 48 hour shelf life. If you don't take that offer, then we'll go up an additional $20 billion in cuts. Lather, rinse, repeat."

100 I too, find the lack of civility disturbing. Throwing women under a bus? Outrageous! You could kill someone like that. Now, it's rare, but I've had to toss a bitch down the stairs on occasion. But that's business, and usually they be back to work in a few minutes. I ain't tryin' to put my bitches in no economic hardship.

101 Looks like it's a good day to come back to the news.
 I worry about chafing from all the schadenfapping I'm doing over all these commie meltdowns.

102

Liberal female lawmakers seem to mostly be nasty scolds.

103

My answer is to take that exact amount of funding, and offer an alternative whereby NEA, Dept Ed, ect. have their budgets reduced (or eliminated) by amounts designed to offset PP funding.  Then you can ask, "So which sacred cow will it be?"

I'd also add in, "This offer expires in 48 hours. After that, we want an additional $10 billion in cuts. That offer will also have a 48 hour shelf life. If you don't take that offer, then we'll go up an additional $20 billion in cuts. Lather, rinse, repeat."

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 08, 2011 01:13 PM (JxMoP)

Both these ideas are great. can we send them to GOP?

104 the most dangerous place in the world: between Jesse Jackson and a camera.

105 Sad thing about Obama and all this budget stuff is that those whom voted for this fraud are the ones most affected by this and his policies !!!

106

My answer is to take that exact amount of funding, and offer an alternative whereby NEA, Dept Ed, ect. have their budgets reduced (or eliminated) by amounts designed to offset PP funding.  Then you can ask, "So which sacred cow will it be?"

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 08, 2011 01:13 PM (JxMoP)

Hmm, one's "for the children," and the other is "kill the children."  I think that will make liberals' heads explode.

107 Isn't it time to bid farewell to bill morrissey troll?

108 Hard to make sammiches and fetch beer under a bus. Just sayin.

109 On the third day of Shutdown Republicans gave to me...

three wench dems
two schadenboners
and a renewed faith in the party.

110

i'm an extremist

111

I don't know how Jesse Jackson can even call himself a Reverend anymore.

112 TheyÂ’ll support tax dodgers.

Uh, remind me again how many dems have been caught not paying their taxes since Obama got elected, cuz it's so many i can't remember them all.

113

At the risk of irrating some of you morons and being OT

Do you guys realize what day it is???..............

114

At the risk of irrating some of you morons and being OT

Do you guys realize what day it is???..............

Posted by: Rebecca Black at April 08, 2011 01:16 PM (AT52Q)

ISWYDT.  Hah!

115 @markknoller: On budget cuts, Boehner says "weÂ’re not going to roll over & sell out the American people like its been done time & time again...."   Hmm.    

116 115

At the risk of irrating some of you morons and being OT

Do you guys realize what day it is???..............

Posted by: Rebecca Black

omg that's now ringing through my head.

bad girl, bad!

117 106 the most dangerous place in the world: between Jesse Jackson and a camera.

 

Or between Michael Moore and a large stuffed crust pizza.  I'd say it's a tie.

118 117, Miss80s. hmm, good news! gooo Boehner!

119 (Oops, posted this on the wrong thread earlier.)

Why don't the Republicans propose that Planned Parenthood be split into two independent parts -- one for women's health care and family planning, apart from abortions, and another for abortions only. Then have the government only fund the first part and codify that the second part will never ever receive federal money. That should be fine with the dems. We have compassion, we just don't want to fund abortion mills.

120

I better call my congress person and make sure this shutdown isn't going to affect Obama paying my mortgage and paying for gas for my car.

A deal is a deal.

121  Good God! You should have warned me of the contents of that. I just lost my breakfast!

Maybe I should move it down a little. Perhaps to the bowels of hell from whence it came. Is that low enough?

122

101 That isn't a bad idea.

Neither is fried chicken and watermelon for dinner -- too bad I'm frying fish tonight instead, because seriously fried chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, garlic green beans (or okra), mixed greens, fresh tomato, and watermelon sounds delicious...with iced tea.  Summer cannot get here soon enough.

123 As my West Point transcripts can attest, I'm more than qualified to say that my political colleagues are correct in their metaphorical assessments.

124 Kickin' in the first thread...
Kickin' in the older threads...
Which thread should I taaaaaaaaaake?

125 If you have a schadenboner for more than 4 hours, should you call a doctor? And what if they don't take Medicare?

126 You know what else sounds good?  Corn dogs.

127

omg that's now ringing through my head.

bad girl, bad!

I think it was all part of the plan - you can't stop it from going on and on in your head and it makes you less able to pay attention to important stuff

128 Odd, how this VIOLENT RHETORIC was not on the today show or any other show attacking democrats on civility.

129 Too bad no one has the guts to tell Michelle that her kicky new summer hairdo makes her look even MORE like Patrick Ewing than she did already.

130 I also read some comparisons between Chairman Ryan and Hurricane Katrina from the Sheila Jackson-Lee. Oh, come on...

131 Smothered boneless pork chops with extra sauteed onions on top served over skin-on mashed taters with a side of black-eyed peas and corn bread here tonight.

Is it Hank Williams' birthday or something? Everybody is having a country food jonez today.

132

Can't wait to see a pic of our President on a roller coaster at Busch Gardens

 

cuz presidentin' be hard n shit

133 Big bird and the Zer0 out and about with their offspring, how delightful.

Posted by: Jackhole at April 08, 2011 01:03 PM (+qHxi)

More like Dark Vader and Sea Biscuit.

134

KILL, KILL, KILL NOTHING CAN QUENCH MY BLOOD LUST FOR WIMMINS, CHILDRENS, AND OLD FOGIES!!! KILL EM ALL- I SAY AND LETS SPEND THEIR MONEY ON PUDDING AND VALU-RITE VODKA!!

 

135 post up

136

Why don't the Republicans propose that Planned Parenthood be split into two independent parts -- one for women's health care and family planning, apart from abortions, and another for abortions only. Then have the government only fund the first part and codify that the second part will never ever receive federal money. That should be fine with the dems. We have compassion, we just don't want to fund abortion mills.

I'm sure the Dems would accept that if they had to because they are the masters of money laundering. They'd easily find a way to funnel money to the abortion side of the house.

Stripping the moral factor out of the equation, why exactly should my tax dollars be used for an elective procedure? Don't tell me that Planned Parenthood is performing thousands of medically necessary abortions. Real doctors do the medically necessary ones, not abortion mill doctors.

It's a legal procedure but 95% of them aren't necessary, so that 95% should be paying for it themselves.

137 136:

ICANHAZ NEWZLETTER?

138

Eleanor Holmes Norton says the proposed budget cuts are like bombing innocent civilians.

Sheesh... maybe taxation without representation isn't such a bad thing.

139

From Big Government:

Planned Parenthood CEO's Mammogram Claims Are False

In the wake of undercover evidence revealing Planned ParenthoodÂ’s abusive and illegal activity, the AmericaÂ’s biggest abortion business unrolled a massive PR campaign to defend its $363-million-a-year taxpayer subsidies.

[ . . . ]

Planned Parenthood has been insisting that they provide invaluable health services to “millions” of America women.

[ . . . ]

Yet this is blatantly false.

We got a tip from former Planned Parenthood director, Abby Johnson, that Planned Parenthood does not provide any mammogram services. Just to be sure, our investigative team called up 30 Planned Parenthood clinics in many major metropolitan areas. Every single one of the clinics told our actor that no, they do not provide mammograms. “We don’t provide those services whatsoever,” one staffer in Arizona said. Another in Wisconsin remarked, “We are just a surgical center, we don’t really do health services.” In Overland Park, KS, at Planned Parenthood’s “Comprehensive Health Center,” they said, “We don’t actually have a, um, mammogram machine, at our clinics.”

We called 27 states total. In none of those states does Planned Parenthood provide mammograms.

140 Wow, Moochelle Magnumbutt has the same haircut as Zero. But for some reason, it is prettier in him.

141 One correction:  That "drop trash at Boehner's house" Facebook campaign wasn't set up by some obscure lefty, one works for NetRoots and the other works for the damn DNC.

142

On the fourth day of Shutdown Republicans gave to me...

four pundits pouting

three wench dems
two schadenboners
and a renewed faith in the party

143

Dan Foster has a piece up @ NRO with Boehner saying it's not about riders.

News resource-- NRO Twitter feed

144 Posted by: jaybee at April 08, 2011 01:18 PM (kX5hh)

Because that would be completely ineffectual.

Let's say you have a company that has two major functions.  Right now, your company brings in X amount of funding from the government that can be spent on either function, Y amount of funding from "private donations," and Z amount of funding from services sold.  Now, the government changes things, and says your "X" funding can only be used on one of your two functions.  Don't you just take all the money from Y and Z and put that towards the second function?

You either have to defund it completely, or ignore it.  Funding "only part of it" is the same as funding all of it.

145

How is this an issue of civility, Ace? Jesse Jackson uses interesting parallels to make his point, drawing upon an anniversary of a major event. And his analogy, though perhaps not spot on, has some merit.

For you to say otherwise is the Bataan Death March all over again.

146 [Hiding behind a proxy? That's okay. I know who you are.]

Knew it.

I bet I know who, too.

147

More:

This is only the latest in Planned ParenthoodÂ’s abusive and deceptive activity. Planned Parenthood claims to provide “pregnancy options” to women, yet over 97% of their services to pregnant women are abortions. The corporation aborts 332,278 unborn boys and girls each year, gives false medical information and manipulative counseling to women, covers up the sexual abuse of young girls, and cooperates with the sexual trafficking and commercial exploitation of children.

148

Actually, what Jesse Jackson says about this being a war of ideologies is right on.  He just doesn't realize he's on the wrong side.

149

Smothered boneless pork chops with extra sauteed onions on top served over skin-on mashed taters with a side of black-eyed peas and corn bread here tonight.

Poeple, it is still Friday during Lent and I am still stuck at work. This is worse than the rollicking ride we took on Tuesday -Thursday with the Wisconsin SC election.

 

All Papists here demand doggie bags from the above mentioned meal.

150 148 Nickless,

share with the class if inclined.

151 139 136:

ICANHAZ NEWZLETTER?

Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2011 01:24 PM (AyUAm)

YES YOU CAN!!! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!! AFTER THE BLOOD CARNAGE, WE'LL BURN DOWN EVERY NATIONAL PARK, ART SCHOOL AND RUN THROUGH THE STREETS OF SAN FRAN LAUGING WILDLY AT EVERY HOMO, HIPPIE AND MISCREANT WE SEE!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

152 Thanks for getting rid of that troll's crap, Unknown Editor!!! And thanks for tipping me, willow, I'll be on the look-out.

153

Somebody get ahold of the Repubs -- a combo of suggestions at 101 and 121 would be awesome.

154 The New Civility is the same as The Old Civility - Democrats do and say whatever they want, no matter how revolting, and the MBM covers for them and carries their water.

Republicans are accused of incivility no matter what they say or do.

Republicans need to start treating the press as what they are - a hostile audience. Challenge EVERYTHING.

We have to dig out of a hole *every* time we appear, and most pols aren't willing to do that.

155 I hate these people. Hate them with every fiber of my being. Hate them with every breath I take. Hate with a fury that exhausts me. I'm so exhausted by them I can't even gin up a decent Facebook rant anymore. All I can manage is sputtering profanities. And that makes me sad.

156 135 You need to apologize to the memory of Seabiscuit -- he actually came up from nothing, worked hard, and accomplished something...and he, while not the most attractive horse, was still far better looking.

157
“It’s time that the District of Columbia told the Congress to go straight to hell,” Norton continued...

Hey, that's awesome! But South Carolina tried that in 1861. How'd that work out?

158 Time for a new meme: The Republican budget is... A secret war to ass rape your daughters. Most over the top wins.

159

151 We're having fish here tonight -- whiting, fried with a parmesan/lemon pepper crust; with some spinach florentine and gnocchi, lettuce salad side.

But country fried steak also sounds great...with the same trimmings as fried chicken, maybe brown gravy and cob corn grilled...or pork steak schnitzel, with carmelized onions and mushrooms and some dilled carrots, peas, n taters...

 

160 161 Time for a new meme:

The Republican budget is...

A secret war to ass rape your daughters.

Most over the top wins.

Posted by: Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz at April 08, 2011 01:38 PM (m5/yd)

 

 Time for a new meme:

The Republican budget is...

A secret war to slaughter puppehs with acid and dropkicks

161 re: 161

The Republican budget is...

Going to secretly replace your favorite t-shirt with honey badgers.

162 152 148 Nickless,

share with the class if inclined.

Timing is right for a butthurt, fresh-banned Palin Steele.

163

Liberals female lawmakers seem to mostly be nasty scolds.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 08, 2011 01:14 PM (uVLrI)

FIFY.  And I find your sexism attractive.

164

@39 Donna. I'm sure that article is satire. The following excerpts make me think AoSHQ is being referenced:

"while they set vicious animals alight"

"doing victory laps and performing certain unnameable acts with dessert stuffs"

"despite the fact that you [Kloppenburg] could scare the very siding off of a house"

165 Maybe if the Dems passed a budget instead of Start treaty, gay in the millitary, and other equally necessary bills, we wouldn't be here now. They had a whole frickin year, but didn't. Greta loves giving the Dems hell on that

166 The Republican Budget is a secret plan to do medical experiments on your children's hamsters.

167 /Louise (Slaughter) - who is being  \1ed\?/

168

LOL!

I love it when you go on a tear Ace.

 

169 @114 what are the odds that most of the 47% who don't pay federal income tax vote for the same party that Jesse Jackson does? Hmmm

170 Ahh, restive D.C. or scenic Williamsburg?  Decisions decisions.  Where's my comfy coward shoes?

171 I wonder if all Bongo's commie friends will give him trouble for vacationing in Colonialist Williamsburg?

172

Time for a new meme:

The Republican budget is...

A secret war to ass rape your daughters.

Most over the top wins.

The Republican budget is...

Our very own Armenian genocide which will deny cancer striken blind orphans access to high speed rail, a fate worse than death for our Must Vulnerable Citizens.

173 By the way, Williamsburg really is nice, and a great place to visit. I got married there, even. I was going to take a day trip there today and/or tomorrow, but Obama ruins everything. What a pain to have him on the loose down there.

174 Don't forget Hank Johnson, who said the Republicans will tip Guam over.

175 Ace mentioned several of my nominees in this week,s New Tone Poll at Moonbattracker. You can vote for your favorites, here.

176 You put all the dem responses to the budget together and it's not a critique of a proposed policy so much as beat poetry with a martial theme. --------------- Civil War fight bombing innocent civilians war on women the GOP wants women to get cancer this is throwing women under the bus GOP freshmen were elected to kill women. dump trash on Boehner's house. Civility.........(Bongos, finger snapping) --------------- Hey square. Who blowed up the owl? You dig? A'right.

177 You put all the dem responses to the budget proposal together and it's not a critique of a proposed policy so much as beat poetry with a martial theme. --------------- (Boppy little bass -line begins) Civil War fight bombing innocent civilians war on women the GOP wants women to get cancer this is throwing women under the bus GOP freshmen were elected to kill women. Dump trash on Boehner's house. Civility......... --------------- (Bongos play us out to much semi-angry finger snapping from the half awake audience, the poet pushes the microphone stand over, throws his/her beret on the floor, and leaves the stage shaking his/her head so theatrically that his/her goatee/giant fucked-up ear-ring wags around...a sad edgey bass-line slowly fades out) Hey square. Who blowed up the owl? Where da outrage? And man, that Palin bitch is real real stupid. You dig? A'ight.

178 113

I don't know how Jesse Jackson can even call himself a Reverend anymore.

Posted by: sydney jane at April 08, 2011 01:15 PM (zYWPO)

 

By using the same logic that gives First Knight Obama Leader of the Unicorn Brigades title of "Leader of the Free World". Some things you can fake with the other party completely aware its a fake and still come out satisfied. Just ask some of the Moronettes.

179 Camel toe alert.

I didn't want to be the first to point this out. I really didn't.

180 "Camel toe alert. "I didn't want to be the first to point this out. I really didn't. " No shit. I wonder if that shitstain, Princess Barack, asked his tailor to tighten the crotch of his trousers like that.

181

@159: "Hey, that's awesome! But South Carolina tried that in 1861. How'd that work out?"

For the first couple of years, pretty well, actually.

182 I hate these people. Hate them with every fiber of my being. Hate them with every breath I take. Hate with a fury that exhausts me. I'm so exhausted by them I can't even gin up a decent Facebook rant anymore. All I can manage is sputtering profanities. And that makes me sad.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 08, 2011 01:37 PM (h8L/r)

They aren't worth that - laugh at them instead. As Elvis Costello said in "Red Shoes"

I used to be disgusted, now I try and be amused

Plus, they hate to be laughed at more than being hated.

183 By the way, Williamsburg really is nice, and a great place to visit. I got married there, even. I was going to take a day trip there today and/or tomorrow, but Obama ruins everything. What a pain to have him on the loose down there.

Posted by: SarahW at April 08, 2011 02:28 PM (Z4T49)

Bigamy is a crime round these parts, Sarah.

184 "These guys will support three wars. TheyÂ’ll support tax dodgers. TheyÂ’ll support the wealthiest Americans getting tax breaks..."

Wait.  Who's he talking about?  Sure sounds like the current administration.

185 158 135 You need to apologize to the memory of Seabiscuit -- he actually came up from nothing, worked hard, and accomplished something...and he, while not the most attractive horse, was still far better looking.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 08, 2011 01:38 PM (5/yRG)

You're right.  That was thoughtless of me.  I denounce myself.

186 this kind of bait is too inattentive, add a check mark bad, how to solve.

187 Thank you for this article.