February 14, 2011
— Ace Either it's real or it's fake but it should be real.
Two things give men boners: 1, boobies, and 2, the hope of Jedi Force powers. Combine the two and you're banging on all cylinders.
Oh: 3, a trailer for a superhero movie that looks like it just might be kinda good.
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Posted by: nevergiveup at February 14, 2011 12:39 PM (0GFWk)
You're a moron -- you'd give three years of your life and your left testicle for five minutes with her -- just like everyone else here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 14, 2011 12:39 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Roadking at February 14, 2011 12:40 PM (g9G+e)
You're obviously blind and stupid.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2011 12:41 PM (t60fX)
Notice the punctuation; it was said with a lighthearted lilt and a twinkle!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 14, 2011 12:43 PM (LH6ir)
I'd rather take my chances with my Bond-like lock-picking skills at solving the Mystery of the Clasp.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2011 12:44 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 14, 2011 12:44 PM (sMfTv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2011 12:45 PM (t60fX)
Posted by: William BJ Cliton at February 14, 2011 12:45 PM (YZISw)
>>You're a moron -- you'd give three years of your life and your left testicle for five minutes with her -- just like everyone else here.
You're obviously blind and stupid.
Dude with a nic like that - you gotta cut him a little slack no?
Posted by: Roadking at February 14, 2011 12:45 PM (g9G+e)
I'm sitting here watching TV, and every time someone gets a round of applause my garage door goes up and down!
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at February 14, 2011 12:48 PM (BP6Z1)
I don't get this fetish men have about breasts.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 14, 2011 12:50 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Larry "Pinto" Kroger at February 14, 2011 12:51 PM (5Rurq)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 14, 2011 12:51 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: mpfs at February 14, 2011 12:51 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes, who thinks he sighted a zombie logprof at February 14, 2011 12:51 PM (xdHzq)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at February 14, 2011 12:51 PM (y/+eD)
Posted by: Moi at February 14, 2011 12:52 PM (Ez4Ql)
Is that YOU, Logprof?!?
Posted by: sickinmass at February 14, 2011 04:48 PM (1rflU)
--Yep, I'm back. Unlike palin steele/donkeyhotay, I was not trying to get banned.
Posted by: logprof at February 14, 2011 12:52 PM (BP6Z1)
yes, to both questions.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes, who thinks he sighted a zombie logprof at February 14, 2011 12:53 PM (xdHzq)
Or are the boobies less enticing when they have a baby attached?
We don't like the competition for space...
Posted by: Alex at February 14, 2011 12:54 PM (J2ejK)
Posted by: dananjcon at February 14, 2011 12:57 PM (pr+up)
Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2011 12:57 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at February 14, 2011 12:57 PM (gQLr2)
The bra thing description just reminds me of Henrietta from Showgirls and her trick dress/bra/whatever.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at February 14, 2011 12:57 PM (gH+Hj)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2011 12:59 PM (lTcL2)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 14, 2011 12:59 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2011 01:02 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: nickless has left the banned at February 14, 2011 01:05 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 14, 2011 05:02 PM (pLTLS)
Probably not
Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2011 01:05 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2011 01:05 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: nickless has left the banned at February 14, 2011 01:06 PM (MMC8r)
I'd rather take my chances with my Bond-like lock-picking skills at solving the Mystery of the Clasp
The Mystery of the Clasp is solved by pitching the bra together at the clasp to remove the pressure holding the clasp. Then simply twist the loose clasp.
Can be performed with one hand drunk, WITH practice.
Trust me, I was pre med or was it pre law?
Posted by: Kemp at February 14, 2011 01:07 PM (JpFM9)
Posted by: CAC at February 14, 2011 01:07 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: Rich Guy at February 14, 2011 01:08 PM (0GFWk)
I'm a little confused - is that an alternative-WW2 in the Captain America trailer, where the Nazis built some of their proposed super-weapons?
Hydra is a (fictional) high tech off shoot of the Nazis, so they have all kinds of made up super weapons, etc.
Posted by: Max Power at February 14, 2011 01:08 PM (q177U)
Are we their yet? He said boobies!
Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at February 14, 2011 01:09 PM (nRF6+)
Posted by: Elizabethan Era Man About Town at February 14, 2011 01:09 PM (eKx4U)
Posted by: CAC, "artist". Yeah, thats what I am going with, artist. at February 14, 2011 01:09 PM (Gr1V1)
"Wear eye protection at all times. Stand clear of the unit while opening. Do not operate while under the influence of alcohol, medication, or the notion that there won't be an awkward moment tomorrow morning. "
Posted by: goldbricker esq at February 14, 2011 01:09 PM (S59+B)
Posted by: Alex at February 14, 2011 01:10 PM (J2ejK)
Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2011 01:10 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: typical guy at February 14, 2011 01:10 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Rich Guy at February 14, 2011 05:08 PM (0GFWk)
That worked with your mother, but your sister wanted it manually removed from your brother.
snark.
Posted by: Kemp at February 14, 2011 01:11 PM (JpFM9)
Posted by: Barney Frank at February 14, 2011 01:11 PM (BAtLQ)
**Urgent Slu-shop Bat-Signal**
quick, make a p-chop of Obama as Moses parting the Red Sea and freeing the Joos Egyptian people!
Or Obama as Pharoah freeing the Egyptians...to a life of servitiude.
Posted by: Captain Soothsayer at February 14, 2011 01:12 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: Penfold at February 14, 2011 01:12 PM (1PeEC)
Or when the wait staff sings the dorky Happy Birthday song at the next table?
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2011 01:13 PM (lTcL2)
Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 14, 2011 01:15 PM (0q2P7)
Hey, I learned it quite awhile ago from an old girlfriend.
She also knew how to remove a bra in 3 seconds flat without removing her blouse.
Naturally, she had gone to Catholic school.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2011 01:16 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2011 01:17 PM (lTcL2)
How do I know you're all betas?
Because if you were alphas, the girl would be taking off her own bra...and taking off your clothes, too.
Posted by: Captain Soothsayer at February 14, 2011 01:17 PM (uFokq)
Kill yourself.
Posted by: tangonine at February 14, 2011 01:17 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 14, 2011 04:59 PM (0GFWk)
Nah, that's the rip-off bra. Or maybe the velcro cup bra.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at February 14, 2011 01:17 PM (gH+Hj)
I have two stacks of "hardcore porn" in the bathroom.
1) The music catalogue stack: (great guitars and audio gear)
B) The Northern Tool & Equipment/Cabelas stack. (Tools and stuff)
(Softcore "porn": Astronomy and Sky & Telescope magazines)
Posted by: K~Bob at February 14, 2011 01:18 PM (eKx4U)
Hey, I learned it quite awhile ago from an old girlfriend.
She also knew how to remove a bra in 3 seconds flat without removing her blouse.
Naturally, she had gone to Catholic school.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2011 05:16 PM (QMtmy)
I figured out, at the young age of 17, how to remove a bra with one hand without removing her shirt. Valuable skill, that.
Posted by: tangonine at February 14, 2011 01:19 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 14, 2011 01:20 PM (0GFWk)
where's the clap on part?
That shows up a few days later. Luckily, penicillin is plentiful these days!
Posted by: Alex at February 14, 2011 01:20 PM (J2ejK)
Posted by: laceyunderalls sayin' it with love at February 14, 2011 01:22 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Oldsailor at February 14, 2011 01:22 PM (oBXlb)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 14, 2011 01:22 PM (0GFWk)
Well, I can do the clasp thing with my teeth when the clasp is in front.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2011 01:23 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Oldsailor at February 14, 2011 05:22 PM (oBXlb)
That describes the sex after the bra removal too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 14, 2011 01:24 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 14, 2011 05:22 PM (0GFWk)
hippie girls don't shave or use no deodorant, either. As my older brother, Frankie, told me when I was a wee lad: "don't fuck hippies. You'll get something."
Wise, wise words.
Posted by: tangonine at February 14, 2011 01:24 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 14, 2011 05:22 PM (0GFWk)
They just braid their armpit hair across the front.
Posted by: True Stories from the Commune at February 14, 2011 01:25 PM (eKx4U)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at February 14, 2011 01:25 PM (FYCiJ)
Well, I can do the clasp thing with my teeth when the clasp is in front.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 14, 2011 05:23 PM (QMtmy)
The front clasp was the probably the greatest invention since the wheel.
Posted by: tangonine at February 14, 2011 01:25 PM (x3YFz)
.....
Fuck.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at February 14, 2011 05:25 PM (FYCiJ)
UR DOIN IT WRONG
Posted by: True Stories from the Commune at February 14, 2011 01:27 PM (eKx4U)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at February 14, 2011 01:28 PM (FYCiJ)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at February 14, 2011 05:28 PM (FYCiJ)
Linky no worky.
Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2011 01:30 PM (GABXp)
Seriously. It's both "safe for work" and boner-inducing. Unless you have one two many X's in yer kromazomas.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 14, 2011 01:31 PM (eKx4U)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 14, 2011 05:22 PM (0GFWk)
Yeah, but the smell of that unwashed disease ridden crotch made me stay from those ho's. Those unshaven legs and arms were not much of a turn on either.
Did I mention the STD's?
Give me daddy's girl with the corvette.
Posted by: The Roadie at February 14, 2011 01:31 PM (JpFM9)
Posted by: Oldsailor at February 14, 2011 01:32 PM (oBXlb)
Posted by: dagny: For god's sake unban logprof and nickless already at February 14, 2011 01:33 PM (l3g1A)
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 14, 2011 01:34 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Oldsailor at February 14, 2011 05:32 PM (oBXlb)
I've heard that they signed Charlie Sheen for that part.
Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2011 01:35 PM (GABXp)
Was that a movie trailer or a strobe light? I think I remember seeing something about people or something after I woke up on the floor.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2011 01:39 PM (7DB+a)
Wimmen like a smooth, one-handed move.
The only time I had one giggle at me because I was having problems tricked me with a front closure bra.
After all was said and done she made me a sammich and got me a beer to make the cuddling experience complete.
I won't tell you what dessert consisted of.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 14, 2011 01:40 PM (7+pP9)
And I'll go ahead and call that pretty fucked up.
Posted by: comatus at February 14, 2011 01:41 PM (W5ilH)
I hear that Captain America's shield is made in China.
Driven out of the USA by insane environmental regulations, rigid labor laws, extremely high taxes and other excesive regulatory burdens.
Posted by: Max Entropy at February 14, 2011 01:42 PM (lH6z9)
I guess we have to wait and see, but the rumors have not been encouraging.
Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 14, 2011 03:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: CrankyTrex at February 14, 2011 04:44 PM (g6rtj)
Posted by: spook at February 14, 2011 05:48 PM (2WCDo)
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And Kathy Griffin's ass.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2011 12:35 PM (t60fX)