1 "And not to knock Hot Air, but I mostly read it for the headlines, that is, I use it for its news aggregation..."

Sure, sure. But we really know you read it for the pictures.

2 I'm not sure how I missed this, but I did.

Lemme guess.  No kids?

Now that I think about it, I have kids and didn't remember either.  But now I do remember a flood of stories about schools banning bake sales and other "bad food" driven fund raisers.  I think they should ban them just because I find them so annoying.

3 When Michelle lets me dictate her kid's menu, I'll let her dictate mine. 

4 At night, when I'm not posting, I then actually read the damn blog. Impossible that Ace wrote this line. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR EWOK!!!!!!!!

5 Oh, one more thing.

Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Just in case steevy is away from his computer for the weekend.

6

Another Correction: It's well-toned "arms" - no one has ever claimed Michelle has well-toned thighs,

 

7 Does anyone besides Breitbart read only the comments here?

8

Another Correction: It's well-toned "arms" - no one has ever claimed Michelle has well-toned thighs,

Another thing no one ever says about Michelle Obama.

"Hey, nice ass."

9 O/T, but I could use some help/input from The Moron Hoard...

While endeavoring to promote the "obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure" meme, I purchased "scoamf.com" from Blogger.

Now when I try to access either "scoamf.blogspot,com", or "scoamf.com", I get a 404 error code. 

Do any of youse guys get the same??  And do y'all have any suggestions on rectifying the situation??

10 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

11

About the other correction: I have to correct that post I did knocking the Gellar/Spencer claims that Rick Perry is a dhimmi. I wanted to let you know this now, in case my error there is embarrassingly publicized before it goes up. I'm actually writing the correction, but its a longer post, and it's not done. The cobloggers can tell you, if you ask, a long incomplete post is already in draft.

That's a character attribute that makes you so awesome, Ace - you are never so prideful that when you make an error, you refuse to correct it.  You would rather be correct.  That honesty and openness is so refreshing.  I wish more "journalists" had that quality.

12 "Not only am I very proud of the bill," the president said, "but had I not been able to get this passed, I would be sleeping on the couch."

Why isn't he centering his re-election campaign on this?  It might be the one and only thing that he has signed that isn't hastening the financial collapse of Uncle Sugar.

13

Another thing no one ever says about Michelle Obama.

"Hey, nice ass."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 27, 2011 07:35 PM

Cause she's got a GREAT BIG ASS !!!!

14 moron... it's "Horde"....

putz...

15 no one has ever claimed Michelle has well-toned thighs,

Oh you sweet soul. You missed the purple spandex pictures.

16 Perhaps, "well-toned arms" is press-speak for ... ?????

17 I do not accept this apology . 10,000 words or nuthing mister .

18 Michelle Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. And she has big thighs. Huge.

19

And she has big thighs. Huge.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at August 27, 2011 07:38 PM (TCyyS)

When I heard she was adopting childhood obesity as her cause I thought, "Yeah, because America is going to listen to someone about obesity who has an ass the size of a Cadillac Escalade."

And I was right....no one's listening.

20 I don't know if commenting on M'Chelle w/ the handle, "The Man Between The Cans" is such a good idea...

I'd rather be waterboarded than admit I'd been between those cans....

21 6 Another Correction: It's well-toned "arms" - no one has ever claimed Michelle has well-toned thighs,

Posted by: USCitizen at August 27, 2011 07:33 PM (VoMvU)

 

Well-toned thighs.  Martha's Vineyard.  August, 2011. DailymailOnline.

22 Don't worry Ace, I missed this as well.

23 I'm a little surpised there's a Michelle Obama thread on AOSHQ.  I guess it doesn't hurt to try again... 

24

Ace... I really don't know, so I'll ask... ever been married?

Because in a LOT of marriages, if you have an Alpha Female, and a Beta Male... she is the one who runs things, even if its behind the scenes.

Now IMO Barrak is a Beta... as is shown by his lack of planning, and his lack of descicivness when the shit hits the fan (he took HOW long to pull the trigger on Bin L???????).... his plans all call for OTHERS to make choices... even on Obama care he did not run it.. but let others do so for him.

So... if Michele is indeed the Alpha... then although Barrak has the Crown... she is the one running things...

Which actualy, would explain a whole F'n lot about this administration, when I think on it.

25 Can we get a Saturday OT football thread? :] There is an awful lot of content going on here for a weekend.

26 I'd say Obama's more a propped up Omega, Romeo.

27 Did I mention that obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure??

28 6 Another Correction: It's well-toned "arms" - no one has ever claimed Michelle has well-toned thighs...
__________

Not true. The Daily Mail used the phrase in a caption of Michelle riding a bicycle on Martha's Vineyard just a few days ago.

29

I'd say Obama's more a propped up Omega...

Propped up?

So Obama is a Pillow Princess?

Now it all makes sense.

30

Daniel Pipes, an expert on Islam, wrote this in reponse to Geller's "Perry is a jihadist supporter" when asked if he thought it was wrong:

"I agree with you that Geller's attack on Perry is irresponsible.  The Aga Khan is a leading anti-Islamist figure iand Perry's connection to Grover Norquist concerns taxation, not Islam."
Daniel Pipes

End of discussion.

 

31

Grimus says, " Say no to happy meals!".

32 Ace, yours is not a "stupid blog". I read the internet for hours a day. Your blog is the first thing I read, before NRO, Brietbart, Drudge, Human Events, Am Spec, Reason even my own facebook. I am always amused by the mix of clever hobo hunting humour and bleeding edge fresh conservative news analysis. Keep up the good work!

33 Since I worked in the school system for years I can tell you that the school lunch program, at least where I was, is a waste of taxpayers money. The kids throw the food away.Garbage was always full of 90% of the meal.

34 Zane, very interesting.

35 Re the Pamella Gellar thread: No matter what, there's always people so unpleasant to know and watch that you wish they were on the other side. What a goddamned attention whoring fuckstick. Still, I'd hit that like King Kong punching down on Godzilla after getting hit by a bolt of lightning. But only if she were 30 years younger.

36 Cleared and ready for take-off.

37 FORGER - Racist TEAhadi: "Now when I try to access either "scoamf.blogspot.com", or "scoamf.com", I get a 404 error code."

scoamf.com pops up fine for me in the U.S. Have you cleared your client browser's cache and done a hard reload? (Shift + Refresh/Reload)

38 Half the time, I read them.

Hahahahaha.  About as often as I make it to church, which is almost never.

39 Moochellellelle is still an uuugly Wookie, an' dems it's good points!

40

UPDATE:

We will be truncating the corrective posts to the solar plexus bolt-ons adjacent to the Geller blog.

41

Posted by: TennDon at August 27, 2011 07:51 PM (o6Yv2)

 

Who is this fucking douchenozzle?

42 26 I'd say Obama's more a propped up Omega, Romeo.

Posted by: Lauren at August 27, 2011 07:47 PM (ghJ2e)

NO... I think he is a Beta with delusions of adequacy...

thinking on this more... it reallllyyy fits.  He always gives in to others plans, and never has one of his own.  He NEVER sticks to his guns.  He is never able to make a descision...

Heck, even with Libya, Hillary was the point person...

I really think he is a Beta, surrounded by a bunch of Green Socialist Alphas... THEY are doing things (like all the new regulations) and he is too much of a Beta to stand up to them....

Its also why all of his 'plans' have some committee to both make the descisions, and heat, for anything that happens... because he literaly CAN'T make those descisions...

Wow... I just scared the Holy Crap outa myself...

43

And Michele's food nanny campaign relates directly to Ace's earlier post about Atkins. I live the (mostly) low carb life. Lost and kept off over a hundo lbs after first reading the Taubes NYT article that Ace linked in early '06.

And as the nutrition thread proves, not everyone's idea of "healthy eating" is going to be exactly the same. We are all unique individuals who respond differently to the different ways of eating what could be considered "healthy."

Which is why my hackles raise when government busy-bodies try to fit every square peg in a round hole, damn the consequences.

Does anyone really need the First Lady to explain to them that a diet of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew may not be the best for keeping a trim figure?

44 I miss the cobloggers' postings about half the time. Half the time, I read them. Half the time, I skim them.

I know your time is limited boss, but you should read the comments more.  Some of your commentariate bring really good links and stuff.

45

a diet of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew may not be the best for keeping a trim figure?

Why are you picking on Kratos?

46 I don't know if commenting on M'Chelle w/ the handle, "The Man Between The Cans" is such a good idea... I'd rather be waterboarded than admit I'd been between those cans.... ******************* I should probably add that the cans belong to Christian Hendricks but "The Man Between the Cans of Christina Hendricks" seems a bit long.

47 Spill in aisle #38.....

48 I like Geller.  She's brought alot of actual information about the socio-political-militant cult of islam and it's unholy, half goat-eaten book followed by billions of barbaric slugs to light.  So she's wrong, or sensationalizes at times.  She still beats the hell out of the LSM EVERY DAY in EVERY WAY.  The LSM feeds millions nothing but lies upon lies, calls it news, and then dismisses with disdain more than 2/3 of the American public. 
Now, Ace, on the other hand, writes what he believes, corrects himself when wrong, and takes great care to protect potentially guilty pedophiles in order to protect one innocent minor and their families.  What more can you possibly expect from a self-proclaimed introvert who has values, (not just valu rite) and shows the courage of his convictions regularly on this blog. 
AND, he has something else in common with Breitbart: he only reads the comments, too!!

49 Close the curtain, ace.  Between the riffing on how hotair and whoever else does business and the details of your torrid love affair with Pam G, we know much more than we ever wanted to. 

50

I raised three kids without Michelles advice and they all are healthy as can be. Besides chickenpox (no vaccination against that when they were little) and a bad case of Scarlet Fever ( because some assholes just don't keep their kids home when they have strep) they grew up without a hitch. I think my kids were the only little ones that just could not get enought of spinach and brussel sprouts.

Now what about Michelles kids. Don't they "suffer" from all sorts of allergies or whatever?

Besides. I want somebody with some photo shop experience put up the damn pictures of how Michelle evolved with the help of skilled surgeons. Like before and after certain face rearrangements

51 50Close the curtain, ace. Between the riffing on how hotair and whoever else does business and the details of your torrid love affair with Pam G, we know much more than we ever wanted to.

Posted by: cleaningmygun at August 27, 2011 08:01 PM (iwSVR)

 

Nah, the introvert thing is important.  It explains why he sits alone though so many shitty movies....

52

Now what about Michelles kids. Don't they "suffer" from all sorts of allergies or whatever?

Yeah.  Poor genes.

Jus' sayin'

53 A plan for central government control over what kids eat. Sounds terrific. What could possibly go wrong?

54

Correction Accepted

Who knew the press would actually publish such a statement?

55 Yes, the press keeps talking about her "well-sculpted thighs."

Oh, now you're just makin' shit up.  Please tell me no one on this earth ever said that.

56 @52...I shake my head at the movie reviews too.  "My God", I think, "it's like Bill Simmons going on and on about the NBA as if anyone gives a flying crap." 

57 But we can still hate Michelle Malkin, can't we?

58 If my congressman voted for this piece of shit, and he is an R who got swept in last fall, he is fucking toast.

59 Go Lions!

60 Wha????  Y-not, are you an actual Lions fan or just a Pats-hater? 

61 56 Yes, the press keeps talking about her "well-sculpted thighs."

Oh, now you're just makin' shit up. Please tell me no one on this earth ever said that.
____________

While they don't use that exact phrase, the Daily Mail talks up Michelle's thighs *twice* here.

62 @61
I confess, I don't like the Pats.  I dislike their owner and am not fond of Brady.  To me they'll always be the Patriots who got smeared by da Bears.

But mostly I tend to root for underdogs and I'd like to see Stafford have a good year.  He seems gritty. 

63 59 If my congressman voted for this piece of shit, and he is an R who got swept in last fall, he is fucking toast.

It was passed in December 2010.

64 Michelle Obama showed off her enviably toned thighs as she powered past the President in tiny purple cycling shorts
Good gawd awmighty, the only thing tiny about that woman is her record of accomplishment.  And the dumbasses of the Daily Mail put a picture that clearly puts the lie to their fatuous and ridiculous adjective.  Tiny? 

65 I remember HillaryCare well and I heard more of a stink then about the first lady insisting upon herself then than I do now. And that was before the proliferation of blogs and social media. God, I can only imagine. Also, Vincent Hannah is spot on. I denounce myself. This is coming from someone who has always been proud of my country.

66

Another thing no one ever says about Michelle Obama.

"Hey, nice ass."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 27, 2011 07:35 PM

Cause she's got a GREAT BIG ASS !!!!

Posted by: Vincent Hanna

Are you speaking about her derriere, or her husband?

 

 

67 You made a few good points there. I did a search on the matter and found a good number of people will agree with your blog.

68 While they don't use that exact phrase, the Daily Mail talks up Michelle's thighs *twice* here. Posted by: Anachronda at August 27, 2011 08:16 PM (6fER6) Did anyone notice that all of the photos are taken from the same position, and mostly the same angle? Look at the fence with the dropped rail in the background. Which means that the Obamas were riding in circles on the bike path. In other words, a sloppy, bullshit photo-op. $10 says that they didn't ride more than a mile total.

69

Another thing no one ever says about Michelle Obama.

"Hey, nice ass."

I like big butts and I cannot lie ...

70 One more thing, it looks like he's wearing the same black polo shirt in both the biking and golfing photos.

71 Michelle Obama's only job before becoming Mister Obama was steering patients away from a hospital WHERE THEY WERE ENTITLED TO TREATMENT BY LAW to keep the hopsital's Medicaid/Medicare exposure down... I think I'll go on disliking the self-righteous harpy if it's okay with you...

72 Heh at the mini Ace-lanche I got for saying that my fun bags are bigger than the illustrious Ms. Gellar's (whom I really like).  And I had a reduction!  My back said "no mas."

73 Actually Michelle Obama had another job before her famous hospital gig. She was an associate attorney at the "prestigious" Chicago law firm of Sidley & Austin, where she was assigned to "mentor" Barack Obama during his time as a summer associate there in 1989. Incidentally, Sidley & Austin also employed -- for four years(!), overlapping with Michelle Obama née Robinson -- unlicensed (because her past terrorism disqualified her to the fitness committee of the Illinois State Bar) law graduate Bernardine Dohrn, wife of Bill Ayers, although we're sure that's just a coincidence.

74 I'm glad Ace doesn't read the blog.

That way we can make fun of him for not reading the blog.

75 Good gawd awmighty, the only thing tiny about that woman is her record of accomplishment. 

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2011 08:26 PM (hKbUC)

I dunno. She made real good money in that newly designed hospital administration job right after he was elected Senator from IL. Upwards of $360,000, if  irc.

76 Oops, maybe I should read all the comments before posting.

77 Here's why some of us react so strongly to Michelle Obama: I don't recall any prior first ladies being so comfortable pushing their per projects - in this case, the White' House's Task Force on Childhood Obesity plan to eliminate childhood obesity - with as much force as this:

"We have a roadmap for implementing our plan across our government and across the country," Michelle Obama told reporters today.

But administration officials repeatedly emphasized the effort would rely on "bully pulpit" pressure and not any new federal mandates to push the changes.

Setting the tone for that pressure, the first lady said, "No one gets off the hook on this one from governments to schools, corporations to non-profits all the way down to families sitting around their dinner table."

That last part about "all the way down to families" is especially telling. Most of us believe that first and foremost it's the parent's responsibility to feed their children and teach them how to make healthy choices. In Michelle's world, not only is it the government's responsibility, getting children to eat well is the responsibility of corporations, non-profits, restaurants, etc. And she's more than happy to throw her weight around to get them to do what she wants them to do.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20004653-503544.html

78 Still, the reason I keep trying to defend her is that the anger directed towards her seems out-of-proportion to her actual political influence. <<< Every prominent female Republican has been thoroughly eviscerated on this blog, but our very own Marie Antoinette is apparently hunky dory. Stop defending her, she's Mao in a fucking dress.

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