1 Continuing to let the President regulate the life out of job creators will continue to net you the historic unemployment rates that have become a hallmark of progressive governance.
That's not what the textbook says!

2 FYNQ

3 A sniper-like focus on jobs, the Democrats hav- OH LOOK, LIGHT BULBS TO BAN!

4 Commie-crats are nuts

5 Anyways, back on track, the Democrats will surely focus on unemplo- TIME FOR SOME GUN CONTROL

6 officials want to get Paul Krugman off their backs.

Unleash the Krugman!

7 Democrats get a bit distracted by pet issues, but I'm sure getting the economy bet- TIME TO CHANGE HEALTHCARE SOME MORE

8 For every thing,
Turn, turn, turn...

9 Weekly Census!  Everybody count everybody else!  Problem solved.

10 But seriously folks, the Democrats will pivot to jobs rig - GAY MARRIAGE!  DON'T FORGET GAY MARRIAGE WE NEED GAY MARRIAGE NOW!

11 they won't change their approach, they'll just change the narrative. It will go something like; " Evil tea partiers destroyed our credit rating and took our eye off the jobs ball to fight this silly debt limit war. They're irresponsible and extremist nihilists that want to destroy America...bla bla".

12 It occurred to me yesterday that this debt deal, with the threat of a commission inflicting higher taxes in the near future, is going to keep the employers going soft-Galt continuing to do so, ensuring that hiring goes nowhere for the foreseeable future.

13 The Dems are masters at appearances. Do you think that they care that their policies are anathema to job creation? It's the sound bites and buzz that counts.

Fuck, they trotted out America's favorite vegetable (Gabrielle Giffords) for the house vote on the debt ceiling. Is that not the height of pandering and message over substance?

14 We've met you halfway and passed a huge, historic debt-reduction measure. Now it's time to do something for jobs.

Am I the only one who read this as them wanting to do another 'stimulus'? 

15 http://tinyurl.com/3pym2rl

16

Fuck, they trotted out America's favorite vegetable ...

Harsh, but ultimately on point.

I keep trying to tell myself they can get no lower, but this is the same bunch of scum that used Ted Kennedy's brain cancer to rally support for medi-facism.

17 Posted by: Tom In Korea at August 02, 2011 07:41 AM (OXB7R)

It is about time we got serious about gun control.  Those NRA types have turned our cities into virtual bloodbaths, what with their AK-47s and all.  Going after people with FFLs that sell guns illegally should really help make us all safer, and it will mean I have to hire even more second tier government lawyers--presto more jobs (that's not counting the lawyers I have already hired to shred documents and erase disk drives one step ahead of Rep Issa'a toothless committee)!

18 Former Enron Financial Adviser Paul Krugman.

19 The idiots on ABC nightly news interviewed Pelosi last night..  She was blaming the GOP for distracting her and the Dems from concentrating on jobs full time!  What an old hag..

20 Posted by: Eric the Black not Eric the Red at August 02, 2011 07:53 AM (yrGif)

Excellent point. Most illegal gun purchases go through legally licensed dealers. The number of illegal gun transactions between criminals is trivial.

21 I'm sure all they will have to do is pass a law or rule requiring all businesses hire just one more person. Snap your fingers, easy as pie. Heck, that's all it took to change the business model of every health insurer yesterday. You know, when they required them all to offer free contraception with no copays.

22 My boner=useful John Boner=useless

23 Yes. let's have that conversation. We can;

-Roll back egregious regulations that are killing businesses like EPA Regulations Democrats have put in place that are stifling jobs in that sector

- Repeal Obamacare which is killing the ability for small businesses, our growth engine, to hire and expand

- Repeal most of the Democrats Dodd-Frank Bill which is killing the financial sector

- Lower the business tax rate which is one of the highest around

That's just for starters.  

24 We took our eye off the ball on Jobs to fight this war of choice on the Debt Ceiling.

25 I predict that the party with all the power in DC is going to be able to lay the blame for job losses at the feet of the minority party. It will be a full court press in the media to put 87 freshman house members behind the curtain pulling all the levers for the last 2+ yrs. Dem control of both houses since 2006 will be completely forgottten.

26 You know, when they required them all to offer free contraception with no copays.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2011 07:59 AM (ENKCw)

I think you are on to something.  I will be issuing an Executive order that requires all employers to have 51 employees.  Presto--more jobs, and more people with Øbamacare.  Twofer!

27 They are also saying this bs hurts the middle class...uh since when did the middle class start getting gov handouts?

28 We will win the future by committing ourselves to further job-creation and emphasizing our shared values to ensure all U.S. Americans have 40 crackers and some gruel!

29 Posted by: Stunned by stoopidity..

Sure it is.. the talking points have gone out..

1. This deal hits women and children and the elderly hardest  (although it doesn't even make any real cuts for years!)

2. This fight has distracted us from the real problem - making jobs for America! (which they are totally unable to do)

30 Honestly, anything that "distracts" these fuckers is a good thing.

31 The only jobs they're pivoting to are their own. It's all campaign, all the time from now til Nov 2012. I think I'd rather be Rosie O'Donnell's gynecologist than endure the longest campaign season in the history of the world.

32 I think I'd rather be Rosie O'Donnell's gynecologist than endure the longest campaign season in the history of the world.

You know what would bother me the most?

The echo.

33 I like their laser-like focus...
... and the cut of their jib...
... and the crease of their pants.

Did I leave anything out?

34 "and passed a huge, historic debt-reduction measure" The lying from BOTH parties and their respective media mouthpieces is in full swing. Yeah, historic debt reduction, that's what it was.

35

I think I'd rather be Rosie O'Donnell's gynecologist ...

Make sure you have a 10 x10 strapped across your ass and a strong man on belay.

36 POTUS is always the face of the economy. That view is usually divorced from reality, but it is more than fair in this case. Help keep it that way.

37

since when did the middle class start getting gov handouts?

Since Medicare A,B,and D and Social Security to name just a couple.

38 Jobs ain't happenin' under Obama. No way, no how. He and his czars have essentially no business experience or are ideologically contra-capitalism. They're not about to change stripes even had they the desire.

The answer to our recession/depression is Obama et al. out of office and government. American business will not exhale a moment sooner.

39 The left's entire premise regarding job creation is a fallacy.

Government does not create jobs.  Government creates a fertile field in which the private sector creates jobs based upon the laws of supply and demand.

Every time a democrat says "we need to create jobs" it only serves to remind us that they have no idea what they are talking about.  If $800 billion in stimulus did not create private sector jobs, why should more stimulus now?  CEO's will not expand their payrolls based upon temporary stimulus - period.

40 Make sure you have a 10 x10 strapped across your ass and a strong man on belay. Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:20 AM (sbV1u) and a space suit and a power washer.

41 ý5000 Years ago, Moses said to Israel, " pick up your shovels, mount your asses & camels and I will take you to the promised land "When welfare was introduced Roosevelt said, "lay down your shovels, set on your asses, and light up a camel this is the promised land, " Today the government has stolen your shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land to China

42 Why don't the Democrats just save a step and send checks for $200,000 a piece to every unemployed person right now?

43 Posted by: nickless at August 02, 2011 08:18 AM (MMC8r)

The smell.

44 The left will NEVER let go of Keynes.  Never.  It is their economic global warming.  They trust their models over the actual facts.

45

and a space suit and a power washer.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at August 02, 2011 08:23 AM (sVk8z)

I understand that the full HAZMAT decon during GYN appointments is covered under Rosie's insurance.  She'll probably lose that under Obamacare.

46 Yes sir! Some good old shovel ready union jobs! That's the ticket.

47 If you nail someones foot to the floor he'll pivot.
If you nail both their feet and clamp something around their neck they'll be a pivot.
Then if you club them so hard they pull some of the floor up they're a divot.

48 Wasn't Biden suppose to keep up with all those shovel ready jobs that were promised?  Where the money went.  And all of that.  I never heard his report.

49 Nice fluff article on the UBL killing in the New Yorker. Obviously mostly leaked by Obama's guys to fluff-up his defense credentials and make him look presidential.

I didn't work.

I was actually laughing out loud in my office reading how the author tried to say that Obama felt the plans and strategies for getting UBL were aggressive enough. Sure thing there Mr Community Organizer, now military expert.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahah. HeHehe. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

50 #53  And right on cue,  Obama is meeting with the AFL-CIO executive committee today,  which is,  of course,  closed to the press.

51 epubdownloading.com scam syphilis ripoff impotence naked pictures of hele thomas

52 "were NOT aggressive enough.

Sorry I was laughing too hard.

53 This "Compromise" will/has to/is designed to lead to Tax Increases. Either that or massive devastating cuts to Defense. Neither one is good for creating yobs by the way.

54

We have a front row ticket to the end of the Democratice party and the doom of Barky's 2nd term.

Vhy don't you admit it? He's too much of man for you. I know. You're going to need an army to beat him! You're finished. Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!

55 Spending has nothing to do with whatever aims are used to justify it. Spending is the exercise of power. Spending is how a politician leaves his mark on the world. Spending is how a politician affirms his ability to lord it over us proles. Boehner got his Pell grants.

56

"There is nothing stimulative or jobs-based in this final deal that got struck. That's unfortunate, but it also gives us an opening in September that we can say, 'We've met you halfway and passed a huge, historic debt-reduction measure. Now it's time to do something for jobs get rid of all that BS and spend some money."

FIFY

57 Well I'm hoping that this is something other than "jobs created or saved".  As I recall, that didn't exactly have a happy ending.

58 How are we suppose to build our High Speed Rail now that the Tea Party has cut all of our money out of the budget? Those would have been good paying union jobs for half the country.-Donk message.

59 There will be no budget showdowns part of the deal deems the FY 12 and 13 budgets already passed. Also, I think that the Dems should make Giffords their leader at least they know she has half a brain.

60

Government does not create jobs.  Government creates a fertile field in which the private sector creates jobs based upon the laws of supply and demand.

Every time a democrat says "we need to create jobs" it only serves to remind us that they have no idea what they are talking about. 

Absolutely correct, Mr. Mitchell. Top notch work.

61 Hey!  I have an idea for some jobs!  They could create this program, see?  And all they have to do is use a little stimulus money... on the QT, see?   And they could go out and buy these guns,  see?  Without anybody knowing about it, see?   And they could sell them to Mexican drug cartels, see?   No.  Never mind the reason.  It doesn't have to make any sense.  See?

62

Comrades, all is well according to Bloomberg.com:

Confidence in ObamaÂ’s Economy Rising for Frustrated Employees

Frustrated employees are voluntarily quitting their jobs at the highest level in almost three years as confidence they will find another stabilizes, even with unemployment at about 9 percent for more than two years.

Almost 2 million Americans quit their jobs in May, a 35 percent rise from the lowest level in January 2010, according to the Department of Labor. An increase in employees switching jobs is a signal of increased confidence in the labor market and the overall economy, according to Scott Brown, chief economist at Raymond James & Associates Inc., a brokerage firm in St. Petersburg, Florida.

“When the economy is rebounding, workers are more likely to quit their jobs to take another,” Brown said, commenting after last week’s report that the U.S. economy grew less than forecast in the second quarter.

 

Everything is just soooooo dandy that people are quitting their jobs. All hail Barry the Magnificent and his wonderful economy!! And if I were Scott Brown's boss, I'd fire his sorry stupid ass in a second

63 Boehner got his Pell grants.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 02, 2011 08:35 AM (cbyrC)

I thought that we had gone past earmarky type things!

Boehner might have gotten his Pell grants, but all I got was this lousy shaft!

64 The only way Democrats can stimulate job growth is if they stop being Democrats. So Dems... if you truly care about the economy and jobs, then do the only effective thing you can do: resign.

65 71

That's a lot of crap packed in a bag.

66 I want this obscene monstrous federal beast to fail, and the fastest way to make that happen is to emulate Connecticut on jobs.

67 #71  How many of those "frustrated employees" quit because they were near retirement age and decided to take Social Security early?   How many quit because spouse making more money got transferred,  and they had to leave?  How many took a government job because they thought it had more long-term security?  How many quit to be hobos?

How do we know they were "frustrated?"

68 These people cannot be escorted out of the halls of Washington fast enough.

69 Bloomy is always hilarious.

To whit: "Debt Deal Puts US on Austerity Path...."

Bahahaha...that there is some painful austerity!

70 Frustrated employees are voluntarily quitting their jobs at the highest level in almost three years as confidence they will find another stabilizes, even with unemployment at about 9 percent for more than two years.

Green Shoots!

71 Blaster, good pick-up. I was getting ready to post that same point. So there goes another hill to die on, thank God we have the one with the election on it.

72 A USA Today article from June 23rd about new unemployment claims: "Applications have been above 400,000 for 11 weeks." To the best of my knowledge, people who voluntarily leave jobs cannot claim unemployment. Gangrene is not a green shoot.

73 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

74 Folks, no employment problems here.

75

So is it safe to say they'll follow Obama's lead and focus like a laser on the issue? 

[/sarc]

It amazes me that gubmint types can't grasp the simple fact that TOO MUCH GOVERNMENT is to blame for lack of jobs, not the other way around.

Oh wait, did I say that amazes me?  I meant it doesn't amaze me at all.

76 82 I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Posted by: Navin Johnson at August 02, 2011 08:56 AM (bZ8J6) That Patty sounds like a sweet girl!

77 58 Nice fluff article on the UBL killing in the New Yorker. Obviously mostly leaked by Obama's guys to fluff-up his defense credentials and make him look presidential.
Posted by: Marcus at August 02, 2011 08:29 AM (CHrmZ)
Before the President returned to Washington, he posed for photographs with each team member and spoke with many of them, but he left one thing unsaid. He never asked who fired the kill shot, and the SEALs never volunteered to tell him.
Because they all knew who pulled the trigger - twas Barky himself.

And his line was badly misquoted; here's the true transcript:
“For Allah God and country—Me, Me, Me Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo.”

78

Pivot back to jobs.  And how to destroy them.

Jobs in the crosshairs.

79

Here's more good and unexpected news from Bloomberg.com:

 

Consumer spending in the U.S. unexpectedly dropped in June for the first time in almost two years as a slump in hiring caused households to retrench.

Purchases decreased 0.2 percent, after a 0.1 percent gain the prior month, Commerce Department figures showed today in Washington. The median estimate of 77 economists surveyed by Bloomberg News called for a 0.1 percent increase. Incomes grew at the slowest pace since November and the savings rate climbed.

The lack of jobs combined with wage gains that have failed to keep pace with inflation raise the risk of further cuts in consumer spending

 

So in one article the genuises tell us that the economy is doing so well that people are voluntarily quitting their jobs and in the next consumer spending is down because of a "slump" in hiring and wage stagnation.

80 Blaster, good pick-up. I was getting ready to post that same point. So there goes another hill to die on, thank God we have the one with the election on it.

He who fights and runs away lives to run another day.

81 83 You really make it seem so understandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.
Posted by: Always a Witch AudioBook at August 02, 2011 08:56 AM (Q9YsD)

Look, everybody!  It's 'curious', and she's a witch!

82 wow, that I could google "job losses" and come up with this site.  truly a "sign of the times".

was thinking, just based of recent news, that we could come up with a number for job losses on our own.

83 We need to focus on jobs, but only after focusing on - MY WEINER! 

84 It would take some work but I bet you could literally find "dems/Obama pivot to jobs" headline from MSNBC/CNN/NYT/WAPO/ABC/CBS etc.... from every single month of Obamas presidency.

O/T - Was on a techsite and the issue of Asian influence over gaming came up and someone responded "sounds like a Nazi comment"  a guy responded "it was a joke give it up gramps" and noone else chimed in..... yep the left has smothered the race issue.

Just like they when ever someone (even Whoopie)  hears "sex offender" or "rapist" they try to quantify if it means the real monster those words used to mean or the overdone hyperbole of the modern left.  Oh well..... hey its just the innocent actual victims that get ignored right?  so why should the instutional left give a shit when they are about to finish a century long project to yoke America with a statist government a Marxist economy and a culture of ignorance and self shame.  Those rape/racism/ victims can take one for team marx!

http://twitter.com/#!/ShiggzKenobi

85 They are already pushing the meme that this year's state budget cutting by all thse mean Republican governors is what has slowed down the growth.  Who knew that state bureaucrats were such a huge economic engine in America?  All this time I thought it was manufacturing and technology.

86 Consumer spending in the U.S. UNEXPECTEDLY dropped in June for the first time in almost two years as a slump in hiring caused households to retrench. Purchases decreased 0.2 percent, after a 0.1 percent gain the prior month, Commerce Department figures showed today in Washington. The median estimate of 77 economists surveyed by Bloomberg News called for a 0.1 percent increase. Incomes grew at the slowest pace since November and the savings rate climbed. The lack of jobs combined with wage gains that have failed to keep pace with inflation raise the risk of further cuts in consumer spending. *************** I think the word Bloomberg meant was VOLUNTARILY.

87 35 The only jobs they're pivoting to are their own. It's all campaign, all the time from now til Nov 2012.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at August 02, 2011 08:13 AM (sVk8z)

True dat.

88

I've learned a little something about running a business working with the county. We have given up. The government wants too much and does not trust the individual to run a business anymore.

Listening to democrats talk about jobs - they don't get it. They want more money in teacher union coffers. Democrats hate competition and vouchers, school choice because it frees poorer kids from bad public schools. The left love their bad public schools and insist we simply pay more for the same crap. See Atlanta schools for details.

The left don't understand jobs or freedom or providing something. They only understand graft.

89 Sheila Jackass-Lee says they're going to "read the bill, read this moving target, on national TV."

Violent rhetoric?

90 The goal of Barack Hussein Obama and the modern Democrat/Communist Party is to manage the intentionally engineered decline of America.

91 The left rages about school choice vouchers, which makes education more like food stamps where people can shop where they want rather then wait for the government truck to drop off whatever/whenever the hell it feels like.... that "vouchers" are considered a "controversial" position in 2011 says just how stuck in last century Marxist thinking they and their followers really are.

92 I doubt you'd find anyone even on food stamps who would want to go back to the old of waiting for a government truck to drop by their allotments.

93 cramer on squawk box spinning fast.

94 I understand Wall Street is programming in a bad number for Friday, maybe this the Dims attempt to get in front of it.

95 These cocksuckers want to improve employment?  Repeal BammyCare.  Lacking that there won't be a fucking bit of positive news.

96 So, what happens when they realize the debt ceiling increase wasn't enough to last until after the elections?

97 So, what happens when they realize the debt ceiling increase wasn't enough to last until after the elections?

They can lie their way through a few months.

98

These cocksuckers want to improve employment?  Repeal BammyCare.  Lacking that there won't be a fucking bit of positive news.

Yep. 'Tis so.

99 105 These cocksuckers want to improve employment?  Repeal BammyCare.  Lacking that there won't be a fucking bit of positive news.

This.  Exactly what's keeping my husband from hiring.

100 101The left rages about school choice vouchers, which makes education more like food stamps where people can shop where they want rather then wait for the government truck to drop off whatever/whenever the hell it feels like.... that "vouchers" are considered a "controversial" position in 2011 says just how stuck in last century Marxist thinking they and their followers really are.

Posted by: Shiggz at August 02, 2011 09:10 AM (v8Pb

 

I think you're on to something.  We need to start calling vouchers "Education Stamps", and maybe the proles who are affected by the lack of "choice" (another lefty sacred buzz word) will see the connection and start demand them.

101 Off sock. and "demanding"

102 The democrats want public education to be like foodstamps. So true!

103 Please let them try this. Because every proposal will have more and more government spending. They can't imagine any possible way to "create" jobs that doesn't involve more government spending. Here's my prediction, it'll be: More unemployment benefits (only in the mind of a leftist does this create jobs), infrastructure spending (how is a guy who can't get any work as a drywaller going to get a job running heavy equipment?) and re-training (the 40-year old drywaller isn't going to beat out the Indian on visa no matter how much training he gets in computer programming).

And if the Stupid Party takes a moment of sanity, they'll just use this as an opportunity to continue the debate over government spending.

All we have to do is say, "suspending such and such needless regulation will create X number of jobs and won't cost a dime in new spending."

104 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 09:22 AM (UOM4

Nice try. He isn't hiring because he is a racist and wants our first post-racial president to fail. Clipping coupons and hanging out at the club isn't the same thing as working for a living. One of these days you clingers will figure out that you don't own the country. Whatever you may have built is the property of the country, not the individual. Our time will come! But you are too busy complaining about Obama and his enlightened policies to do anything constructive.

You should be ashamed!

105
  I normally don't acknowledge a sock, but Lucy's Rabbit so captured the prog philosophy that it compelled me to say bravo. Truly a great job.

106 Run, Rick, run!

107 We have always been pivoted to creating new jobs.

108 Sorry that should read to finding ways to use our awesome new credit limit to buy our ways into renewing our own jobs come election time. Money talks you know!

109 Psst, Barry, Boeing wants to hire a few thousand in S.C. Might wanna start there. Maybe offset some of the NASA jobs you cut in favor of Planned Parenthood and cowboy poetry.

110

Yep, they're getting right on that jobs problem.   From Hot Air...

The U.S. economy won a temporary reprieve with the Environmental Protection AgencyÂ’s (EPA) announcement last week that new ozone standards, which had been slated for this summer, will be delayed.  The EPAÂ’s “reconsideration” of the ozone standards it set in 2008 and issuance of more stringent standards violate all three of the fundamental values EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson pledged to honor: “science-based policies and programs, adherence to the rule of law, and overwhelming transparency.”

This enormously expensive regulation is unsupported by scientific evidence, violates the Clean Air Act (CAA), and appears timed to evade ongoing judicial review of the rulemaking process. Even the EPAÂ’s estimate that the new rule will impose up to $90 billion in compliance costs annually severely understates the impact on economic development and jobs in communities where attainment of the new standards will be impossible. Congress should make the EPAÂ’s temporary postponement of its new ozone standards a permanent one.

 [snip]  A study by Manufacturers Alliance/MAPI estimates that strengthening the ozone standard to 60 ppb could cost the U.S. economy more than $1 trillion per year between 2020 and 2030, and destroy 7.3 million jobs.   http://tinyurl.com/3toysxx

 

111 There's a post on the EPA and their new ozone killing policies that will, of course, outlaw lightening and eliminate jobs.

Which makes me wonder.... do Democrats understand the meaning of the word "create?" 

One hand is screaming "create jobs" while the other is gleefully killing jobs.

Perhaps the entire government needs treatment for multiple personality disorder.

112

I love the "thou shalt provide birth control for 'free'" regulation they passed in the teeth of this sh*t storm.  That'll help.

We all know that the government pays top-dollar for these things.  The insurance companies will be hiring scads of people with all of that extra dough.

Nice work Barry. 

113 30 They are also saying this bs hurts the middle class...uh since when did the middle class start getting gov handouts?

Posted by: Mr Pink at August 02, 2011 08:08 AM (SFPgT)

According to them, the middle class is made up entirely of union public employees.  Everyone else is either (ultra) rich or poor.

114

Hey Dems, here's an idea: issue some god-damned permits to drill in the gulf and in Alaska.

115

This enormously expensive regulation is unsupported by scientific evidence, violates the Clean Air Act (CAA), and appears timed to evade ongoing judicial review of the rulemaking process. Even the EPAÂ’s estimate that the new rule will impose up to $90 billion in compliance costs annually severely understates the impact on economic development and jobs in communities where attainment of the new standards will be impossible.

That's just nitpicking, isn't it?

116

It's a three letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S

117  [snip]  A study by Manufacturers Alliance/MAPI estimates that strengthening the ozone standard to 60 ppb could cost the U.S. economy more than $1 trillion per year between 2020 and 2030, and destroy 7.3 million jobs.  

You have got to love our government.  Trying to regulate ozone down to immeasurable levels while at the same time pimping electric cars and high speed rail (electric trains).

electric motors emit ozone

118

I love the "thou shalt provide birth control for 'free'" regulation they passed in the teeth of this sh*t storm. That'll help.

We all know that the government pays top-dollar for these things. The insurance companies will be hiring scads of people with all of that extra dough.

Nice work Barry.

Posted by: RobM1981 at August 02, 2011 10:33 AM

I loved how the article said this was a good thing since we don't want unplanned pregnancies.  Then in the next paragraph said most unplanned pregnancies  were because the woman forgot to take the pill.  So we're paying for something they probably won't use.

119 If Democrat politicians knew how to make jobs, they wouldn't have become politicians. Instead they sneer at anyone who enters government with a history of business success, or even have friends in business.

120 I will be issuing an Executive order that requires all employers to have 51 employees.

And I'll do it alphabetically to be fair:

American Airlines
Boeing
Con Edison
...

Barky the Magnificent

121 As long as Republicans grow a spine and talk about how democrats policies are eliminating those jobs. At the rate both groups of idiots are going we're all going to be lucky to be able to drive japanese tourists to freaking mcdonalds.

122 Dems Plan Pivot to Jobs

So what happened to that "focus like a laser" shit on jobs?

Fucking asswipes.

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