September 28, 2011
— Ace The latest cringe-inducing pitch has Michelle Obama playing the huckster.
Not everyone knows how to prepare for a dinner like this. As someone who's eaten countless meals with my husband, I want to tell you the one thing to do if you're selected to join him...Just relax. Barack wants this dinner to be fun, and he really loves getting to know supporters like you.
I hope you'll take him up on it before Friday's deadline.
Will you donate $3 or more today and be entered to have dinner with Barack?
These dinners mean a lot to Barack. They're a chance for him to talk with a few of the people who are driving the campaign — and a chance for him to say thank you.
They mean so much to Obama, in fact, that he charges people cash money for the opportunity.
That's how much dinner with you means to Obama: So much that he charges you money for just the chance of having dinner with Obama.
But no seriously, it means so much to him.
Please attend, whoever you are. Be sure to enter the security code on the back of your credit card, New Best Friend!!!
By the way, People Who Mean So Very Much To Obama: When Obama does $1000 a plate fundraisers, there is no question whatsoever those donors get to dine in His Radiant Presence.
They don't get some cheap-ass raffle ticket. They get the real deal.
No but really he loves you.
Whoever you are.
He just doesn't love you as much as he loves his big ticket donors. He loves you, but just a tiny bit.
As a technical, mathematical matter, you have a 1 in 1,258,000 chance that he loves you.
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Posted by: alexthechick at September 28, 2011 03:41 PM (Gk3SS)
Hmmm...an entreaty from Moochelle Antoinette herself. Anyone other than me think that perhaps the "raffle" isn't getting the number of entries they were hoping for.
It'll crack me up if the dinner is set for 100 people and only 17 entered......
Posted by: Carolina Girl at September 28, 2011 03:42 PM (I/skJ)
Translation : We're rifling through your shit, looking for cash, when you aren't looking.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 28, 2011 03:43 PM (OGQrv)
Sorry O/T and reposting from the end of the last thread but:
Really? Rdbrewer puts up a headline that Huntsman won't make the next debate, and the article title even in the link itself is that he will make the debate. That's just pathetic, and pointless to put up at all.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2011 03:43 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: David Gillies at September 28, 2011 03:43 PM (FdBA0)
I've signed up for a lot of Obama mail, just because I'm a dick and I like costing their campaign a lot of money.
I get these emails all the damn time. They are often lacking any political argument whatsoever. It's all 'you love Obama, right? you're cool, right?'
Anyway, I wonder if they even check those CCVs on the cards, given the stunts in 2008.
Posted by: Dustin at September 28, 2011 03:43 PM (fF625)
Posted by: Roman Polanski's Scheduling Secretary/Rape Fixer at September 28, 2011 03:44 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2011 03:44 PM (CZEZ0)
"Will you donate $3 or more today and be entered to have dinner with Barack?"
Translation of b-face Michelle: Whitey need not expect dinner, just cough up some dough punk.
Posted by: Bumpkin at September 28, 2011 03:46 PM (W2qJe)
Why does that statement seem so incredibly ridiculous to me? (See? My advice is to relax....and how do I know this? Why, I've eaten with him, so I must know what I'm talking about!) How cringe-worthy. Maybe it's just me.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2011 03:46 PM (ycuSb)
Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2011 03:46 PM (Mpktm)
Oh come on, pathetic pointlessness is the Moron core competency.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 28, 2011 03:46 PM (Gk3SS)
PROMOTION OPEN ONLY TO INDIVIDUAL UNITED STATES CITIZENS AND LAWFUL PERMANENT U.S. RESIDENTS WHO ARE LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE FIFTY (50) UNITED STATES AND DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AND PUERTO RICO,
Oh, so illegals are inspiring in the abstract -- but you wouldn't want to have dinner with them?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2011 03:48 PM (EeYDk)
Posted by: Heftyjo at September 28, 2011 03:48 PM (1iRja)
How much would YOU pay for this RARE opportunity to dine in the presence of the GOD??!?!?!?
C'mon you fucking dolts, give us the $3 OR THE DOG GETS KICKED.
Posted by: imp at September 28, 2011 03:48 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Rick Perry at September 28, 2011 03:48 PM (OGQrv)
Oh come on, pathetic pointlessness is the Moron core competency.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 28, 2011 07:46 PM (Gk3SS
Ok, how about, a flat out wrong and misleading headline.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2011 03:49 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: The Stripper You Just Tipped $150 To Over The Course of a Pathetic Needy Night at September 28, 2011 03:50 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: tasker at September 28, 2011 03:51 PM (rJVPU)
Posted by: Chef Fuckface at September 28, 2011 03:52 PM (STTZD)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 03:52 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 28, 2011 03:52 PM (OGQrv)
Posted by: Andy at September 28, 2011 03:52 PM (z6jMn)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2011 03:52 PM (CZEZ0)
jeez, find something a little more substantive to nitpick, will ya?
Posted by: proudonkey at September 28, 2011 03:52 PM (NadeK)
Just relax. Barack wants this dinner to be fun, and he really loves getting to know supporters like you.
I hope you'll take him up on it before Friday's deadline.
No thanks, Esther.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 03:52 PM (T2/zQ)
That's right. I said, "I ain't givin' you no tree-fiddy, you goddamn Loch Ness Obama! Get your own goddamn money!"
I thought he'd go away if I have him a dollar.
Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Mary! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
I can't believe you gave that damned Lock Ness Obama TREE-FIDDY!
Posted by: Henry at September 28, 2011 03:53 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2011 03:53 PM (/ej8I)
Posted by: Prouddummy at September 28, 2011 03:53 PM (OGQrv)
Posted by: dr kill at September 28, 2011 03:53 PM (le5qc)
It has that Sally Struther's feed the children manipulative desperation edge to it.
Posted by: Flounder at September 28, 2011 03:53 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 03:53 PM (fyOgS)
And by "magic", I of course mean "lie."
Posted by: Andy at September 28, 2011 07:52 PM (z6jMn)
Yeah, and for the ones who were actual small donors. Well all those 18-25 year olds discovered that paying off the credit card bill is really hard without a job.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2011 03:54 PM (GULKT)
Sounds like he had some Tardisil pizza.
Posted by: wooga at September 28, 2011 03:55 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Andy at September 28, 2011 03:55 PM (z6jMn)
I don't recall any pres. selling raffle tickets for a lunch. Link please.
Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2011 03:55 PM (/ej8I)
Posted by: ZBBMcFate at September 28, 2011 03:56 PM (Hj9yW)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 28, 2011 07:50 PM (o2lIv)
The emails have become progressively (no pun intended) creepier.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 03:56 PM (T2/zQ)
Posted by: Kos is my homepage at September 28, 2011 03:56 PM (rJVPU)
...Stuttering Clusterfuck and the Miserable Failures.
Tickets on sale at the White House.
Posted by: Sgt. York at September 28, 2011 03:56 PM (r/+n3)
Well this just goes hand in hand with that announcement from Moochelle. From Hotair:
The president told a $35,800-a-couple Medina fundraiser that the 2012 election will be “especially hard because a lot of people are discouraged” but vowed he will “keep drawing a clear contrast” between his vision of America and that of the Republicans.
The fundraiser was held in the 27,000-square toot, art-draped home of former Microsoft chief operating officer Jon Shirley. Obama deemed the art collection unforgettable. But he could not remember the name of his host.
“I was saying to Mark that I wish I had time to just roam around because this is as beautiful a collection as I’ve ever seen. I want to thank Mark . . .” Obama said. A couple of guests said “Jon,” and the president quickly corrected himself.
Apparently, Michelle Malkin pointed out the fact that Moochelle said this about her husband in June:
“See, what you all need to know about the President you helped to elect is that when it comes to the people he meets, Barack has a memory like a steel trap[.]”
Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2011 03:57 PM (0fUOB)
Posted by: wooga at September 28, 2011 07:55 PM (vjyZP
He also said in the same interview that blacks have been brainwashed by democrats. Might be true but telling 12% of the population they are zombies isn't going to help him.
Posted by: robtr at September 28, 2011 03:57 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: joeindc44 at September 28, 2011 03:58 PM (QxSug)
...but if y'all evah...EVAH!...get 'tween me and a tamale, ima cutchoo
Posted by: M'Chelle at September 28, 2011 03:58 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Kos is my homepage at September 28, 2011 03:59 PM (rJVPU)
Looks like that steel trap done gone and broke.
Posted by: fava beans and a nice chianti at September 28, 2011 03:59 PM (r1b5V)
Posted by: Andy at September 28, 2011 04:00 PM (z6jMn)
Posted by: Schwalbe at September 28, 2011 04:00 PM (IxGUR)
Better than her email pimping stabbing full term babies in the back of the ncek with a pair of dirty sissors.
Posted by: lauren at September 28, 2011 04:00 PM (VKD8C)
I got my tard the old fashioned way, like we all did back in Scranton. From a toilet seat, God love me!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Junior President at September 28, 2011 04:01 PM (LEcV+)
“See, what you all need to know about the President you helped to elect is that when it comes to the people he meets, Barack has a memory like a steel trap[.]”
Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2011 07:57 PM (0fUOB)
I also saw a video on youtube where Michelle was screaming at the cops.
"He got weeed! He got weeed!, that's right kick his ass. He got weed!
Posted by: robtr at September 28, 2011 04:01 PM (MtwBb)
Do we get our own plane to the dinner like Michelle?
Ah, what will Moochelle be wearing to best accessorize her plane? Will there be $42,000 bracelets on her wrists?
Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2011 04:01 PM (0fUOB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 28, 2011 04:01 PM (niZvt)
ace, what is the point of this post? everyone does this...thats part of fundraising.
Rubbish.
The only thing even remotely near that in tackiness was Clinton - another Democrat, natch - offering a sleepover in the Lincoln bedroom for heavy hitter campaign donors.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2011 04:02 PM (CZEZ0)
Barack has a memory like a steel trap[.]”
Except when it comes to MoH recipients, right Michelle?
Posted by: lauren at September 28, 2011 04:02 PM (VKD8C)
BTW - the raffle is fixed:
Promotion Rules. Fifty (50) potential winners will be selected by a random drawing from all eligible entries to be held at Obama for America Headquarters on October 7, 2011. Sponsor may, at its option, conduct a background check on each potential winner. Sponsor reserves the right to disqualify any potential winner from receiving any prize based on such background check if Sponsor determines, in its sole discretion that awarding any prize to such potential winner could result in a safety or security risk to any person or persons or could result in the disruption of any event associated with the Promotion. Sponsor will, in its sole discretion, then select four (4) winners from the list of eligible potential winners on the basis of criteria determined and applied by Sponsor to provide for an appropriate range of views, backgrounds, and interests among the winners selected.
White Republicans have a better chance in the NBA draft...
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2011 04:02 PM (EeYDk)
I can see the pitch now...
"Just 1.25 a day could mean the difference between the glory that is my husband, and some racist cracker. Call now, operators are standing by."
Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at September 28, 2011 04:02 PM (5Vl+c)
Moochelle's not saying if this includes waterboarding.
Posted by: fava beans and a nice chianti at September 28, 2011 04:02 PM (r1b5V)
Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2011 04:03 PM (0fUOB)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2011 04:04 PM (CZEZ0)
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 28, 2011 04:04 PM (aD5Kx)
And then the SS would tase me and haul me off to a camp.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2011 04:04 PM (UOM48)
@71
You can enter for free.
(a) Free Online Entry Method: To enter via the free online entry method, visit http://www.barackobama.com/page/dinner-with-barack-sept-signup or other web page specificly identified by Sponsor and complete and submit an online entry form during the Promotion Period.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2011 04:06 PM (EeYDk)
Oh, and there's this little tid-bit from Drudge:
St. Louis (KSDK) -- Additional information about President Obama's visit to St. Louis Tuesday has been released.
Generation 44, a supporter of the Democratic National Committee, said President Obama will be at the Renaissance Grand Hotel at 800 Washington Avenue at 5:00 p.m. October 4th.
The group has a limited number of $1,000 tickets available for $250. Visit Barack Obama's website for additional information
Barry's falling on hard times. I fully expect to see him with his cardboard sign and a tin cup begging under an overpass at some point.
Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2011 04:07 PM (0fUOB)
FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.
I AM A TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WHO IS INTERESTED IN MOVING FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE UNITED STATES.
IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS I AM SOLICITING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
I HAVE THEREFORE LOOKING FOR AN PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT I COULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000,000.00(TWENTY ONE BILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY MILLION U.S DOLLARS). HENCE I AM WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND I HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY.
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING TRANSFER WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
Posted by: HIS EMINENCE, THE FIRST LORD OF THE UNITED STATES at September 28, 2011 04:07 PM (GTbGH)
Absolute fucktard. Won't for the life of him admit that his viewpoint has nothing to do with what he does with HIS money. It's that he wants to tell other people what to do with THEIRS.
Posted by: Wodeshed at September 28, 2011 04:07 PM (LEcV+)
There is a complete idiot on O'Reilly. Is anyone else watching this?
Thankfully, no. I'm actually watching some inanity I'm too ashamed to mention here. It lowers my blood pressure and allows me to mock and scorn. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2011 04:08 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Tareq Salahi at September 28, 2011 04:08 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: HIS EMINENCE, THE FIRST LORD OF THE UNITED STATES at September 28, 2011 08:07 PM (GTbGH)
This is the funniest comment I've read on AoS, today.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 28, 2011 04:08 PM (+hB3s)
Posted by: HIS EMINENCE, THE FIRST LORD OF THE UNITED STATES at September 28, 2011 08:07 PM (GTbGH)
Heh, pretty good, but I still prefer the "Son of an African Deity" touch in those letters. It lends a little more authenticity.
Posted by: runningrn at September 28, 2011 04:10 PM (0fUOB)
[Cain] also said in the same interview that blacks have been brainwashed by democrats. Might be true but telling 12% of the population they are zombies isn't going to help him.
Posted by: robtr at September 28, 2011 07:57 PM (MtwBb)
Black conservatives have been pointing this out for as far back as I have been paying attention (since the 90s). I commented on the CNN report:
"How you can tell when a targeted group has been brainwashed: 1) when the vast majority of the group in question cling for dear life to an idea/ideology that has demonstrably harmed them (black Americans and liberalism), and 2) when members of that group demonize and verbally abuse those who point out the harm done to them by that idea/ideology and [who] offer them a way out that is proven successful in the past."
Most of us kept it confined to the Internet, because being screamed at and having epithets hurled by nearly everyone who looks like you--sometimes including family--is draining. So we mostly kept quiet face-to-face. And look at where it has gotten us, all of us, not just blacks.
The time for keeping silent is over. Harriet Tubman said that most of the slaves she tried to free, didn't want to go either. Human nature is entropy. (Aside: she carried a gun to keep them from turning back and endangering the whole operation.)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 04:11 PM (T2/zQ)
Posted by: Tareq Salahi at September 28, 2011 08:08 PM (c0A3e)
Jeebus. One of their best friends manages my husband's office. (And the office manager gets birfday cards from them.....and also Hugh Rodham.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2011 04:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 28, 2011 04:11 PM (RZ8pf)
As someone who's eaten countless meals with my husband, I want to tell you the one thing to do if you're selected to join him...
... don't keep speaking when the band starts eat your peas ...
... all of them ... and quit complaining ...
Posted by: Arbalest at September 28, 2011 04:11 PM (IflYl)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 28, 2011 04:11 PM (tKFT6)
They could not pay me enough to eat with either of them.
In the event I miss it, please make sure someone posts photos and/or videos if SCOAMF ever falls up or down the stairs of Air Force One during his pony prance with the stiff wrists. Thanks. A girl can hope, can't she?
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 28, 2011 04:12 PM (baL2B)
He just doesn't love you as much as he loves his big ticket donors. He loves you, but just a tiny bit.
As a technical, mathematical matter, you have a 1 in 1,258,000 chance that he loves you.
Hahahahah!!!!! lol
Posted by: Max Power at September 28, 2011 04:12 PM (q177U)
I also saw a video on youtube where Michelle was screaming at the cops.
"He got weeed! He got weeed!, that's right kick his ass. He got weed!
Posted by: robtr at September 28, 2011 08:01 PM (MtwBb)
Oh wow! That chick did look like Michelle, didn't she? lol
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 04:12 PM (T2/zQ)
Just relax. Barack wants this dinner to be fun, and he really loves getting to know supporters like you.
But whatever you do, don't be wearing no bedroom slippers!
Posted by: Moochelle's Fabulously Toned Arms at September 28, 2011 04:14 PM (0fUOB)
Posted by: Andy at September 28, 2011 04:15 PM (z6jMn)
Who the hell is marketing this SCOAMF?
You sell UP damnit, not down.
He'd be better off offering $500 tickets to the masses and a "limited number" of $1000 tickets to others. Those bastards would trip over themselves to spend an extra $500 just to say they did. And, they would require virtually nothing additional for the privilege.
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 04:15 PM (piMMO)
That's all I ever needed to know about that evil bitch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2011 04:15 PM (UOM48)
They could me. And, I'd need every penny of it for bail.
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 04:16 PM (piMMO)
They could me. And, I'd need every penny of it for bail.
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 08:16 PM (piMMO)
lol. I'll come down and bail your ass out. Seriously!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2011 04:17 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: sydney jane at September 28, 2011 04:18 PM (+zLTj)
What, no guest host?
There was a guy from Responsible Wealth.org (or some such shit) going on about how the rich, such as he, need to pay more taxes.
BOR asked him whether he wrote a check to the IRS himself for more than he owed.
He said that he calculated the difference between what he would have paid without the Bush tax cuts and GAVE THE DIFFERENCE TO CHARITY.
The irony. It hurts.
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 04:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: A $20 Hooker at September 28, 2011 04:20 PM (ehEyA)
I'd buy a raffle ticket to have dinner with the daughters. I'd bring my son along and we'd get all the inside dirt about those two. No one likes gossiping more that tweenies.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 28, 2011 04:20 PM (+hB3s)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 04:21 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: katya, the preacher's wife at September 28, 2011 04:21 PM (7qKVv)
I've had enough politics for one day.
Later, all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 28, 2011 04:21 PM (UOM48)
Since he can't be bothered to remember the names of the rich people who host $38,500 a plate brunches for him, I assume he'll just be referring to these dinner guests as "hey you"
Well, you uh...kind of put me on the spot. That guy in the glasses, back there...
Posted by: SCOAMF at September 28, 2011 04:21 PM (0fUOB)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 28, 2011 04:22 PM (baL2B)
Two? WTF???
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 28, 2011 04:22 PM (ehEyA)
I'm sitting here with the no-fee form open in another tab, all filled out and waiting for me to click Submit. Wouldn't it be hilarious if I slipped by the SCOAMF?
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 04:24 PM (0Kwjq)
I mentioned this earlier in the thread, so I'm sorry to harp on it, but it really can't be restated enough that Michelle Obama is a despicable, diabolical human being.
The woman literally sent out a fundraising email defending the practice of delivering a full term baby up to its neck, and then stabbing it in the neck and sucking out its brains.
Then she has the audacity to lecture us about childhood obesity?
I think I hate her more than her scum sucking husband.
Posted by: lauren at September 28, 2011 04:24 PM (VKD8C)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 04:24 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: SCoaMF at September 28, 2011 04:25 PM (r4t7/)
This could make The Fall of Saigon look like a suburban Yard Sale.
Posted by: ontherocks at September 28, 2011 04:25 PM (HBqDo)
Barack Obama, now 75% off (on a good day).
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 28, 2011 04:25 PM (jiVmv)
Will you donate $3 or more today and be entered to have dinner with Barack?
This line reminded me of the kid in Seinfeld that kept saying to George:
Wouldn't you....like to be....a big brother....to someone like me?
Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2011 04:26 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 28, 2011 04:26 PM (7EV/g)
Will you donate $3 or more today and be entered to have dinner with Barack?
I wouldn't donate the contents of my handkerchief.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2011 04:27 PM (CZEZ0)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2011 04:27 PM (aYQHH)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 04:27 PM (fyOgS)
I really feel sorry for the black community.Noone is treated more like children and manipulated than they are.I keep hoping more will see the left for what it is,and there are more.We need more still.
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 08:24 PM
Save it for actual abused children. At least 96% of Black American adults deserve all the misery they get.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 04:28 PM (0Kwjq)
Well, he did just that on his "Rosh Hashana" campaign message to his favorite folks. It starts, "Hello Everyone". At least he could have started, "Hey Jews... er, Janitors...".
Posted by: fava beans and a nice chianti at September 28, 2011 04:28 PM (r1b5V)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 28, 2011 04:28 PM (aRq7t)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 04:29 PM (fyOgS)
Desperate times call for stupid tacky measures.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 28, 2011 04:29 PM (CZEZ0)
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 04:30 PM (FMbng)
I really feel sorry for the black community.Noone is treated more like children and manipulated than they are.I keep hoping more will see the left for what it is,and there are more.We need more still.
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 08:24 PM
Save it for actual abused children. At least 96% of Black American adults deserve all the misery they get.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 08:28 PM (0Kwjq)
Hey, we "House Negroes" tried to tell them. (That's the mildest name I've been called.)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 04:30 PM (T2/zQ)
Okay wth I click Submit. If I get to have dinner with Barack Obama maybe they'll make a movie of my life story.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 04:30 PM (0Kwjq)
Posted by: HIS EMINENCE, THE FIRST LORD OF THE UNITED STATES at September 28, 2011 08:07 PM (GTbGH)
Oh, shit! Too funny!!!
Posted by: Max Power at September 28, 2011 04:30 PM (q177U)
Posted by: dr kill at September 28, 2011 04:31 PM (le5qc)
Eat your peas.
Posted by: Michelle O at September 28, 2011 04:31 PM (r4t7/)
Oh geez, but how I giggled.
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 04:31 PM (piMMO)
NOT that 98% of his total plunder came from small donations.
Just a little subterfuge to give the billionaires some cover.
I guarantee the guest list will be genuine working and poor people (who just happen to be cooperative cousins and neighbors of those union bigwigs, big-money donors and political appointees).
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 28, 2011 04:34 PM (xqhoO)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2011 04:36 PM (aYQHH)
Posted by: katya, the preacher's wife at September 28, 2011 04:36 PM (7qKVv)
PJ O' Rourke on Democrats and blacks.
They donÂ’t just hate our Republican, conservative, libertarian, strict constructionist, family values guts. They hate everybodyÂ’s guts. And they hate everybody who has any. Democrats hate men, women, blacks, whites, Hispanics, gays, straights, the rich, the poor, and the middle class.
Democrats hate Democrats most of all. Witness the policies that Democrats have inflicted on their core constituencies, resulting in vile schools, lawless slums, economic stagnation, and social immobility. Democrats will do anything to make sure that Democratic voters stay helpless and hopeless enough to vote for Democrats.
Posted by: robtr at September 28, 2011 04:37 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Andy at September 28, 2011 08:00 PM (z6jMn)
Thanks Andy, this is a fun show!
Posted by: Steck at September 28, 2011 04:37 PM (RL7U1)
Call now before you're priced out of this terrific opportunity!
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 04:37 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Glen Rice at September 28, 2011 04:39 PM (tpK0A)
Well the Yankees are doing Boston a favor and spanking Tampa Bay tonight 6-0 so far
How does that help Michelle's kids?
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 28, 2011 04:39 PM (aD5Kx)
I really feel sorry for the black community.Noone is treated more like children and manipulated than they are.I keep hoping more will see the left for what it is,and there are more.We need more still.
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 08:24 PM
Save it for actual abused children. At least 96% of Black American adults deserve all the misery they get.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 08:28 PM (0Kwjq)
- - -
I don't get this. It's bad for Cain to go about telling 12% of the population that they have been brainwashed by the left. And then we have the right telling them, f' 'em, if they can't take a joke?
I am not going to say that I feel real deep compassion for them, because I believe that they have the capacity as free-willed individuals to change and stop following idiots like Jackson and Sharpton who profit from perpetuating the victim mentality.
But I do find it to be a shame and a black mark on America that they feel that the American dream is somehow lessened for them just because of the color of their skin.
I think we can have compassion for abused children and think critically about how to empower this segment of society to positively change their circumstances with conservative principles.
Don't mean to be a killjoy.
Posted by: Flounder at September 28, 2011 04:40 PM (Kkt/i)
jeez, find something a little more substantive to nitpick, will ya?
Posted by: proudonkey at September 28, 2011 07:52 PM (NadeK)
Hey, make sure to tell him to quit drinking too. I'm sure you are the one who can make a difference.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 04:40 PM (4CSeG)
Some of the most fun I had making people laugh (and squirm) was with Joe Biden's "clean and articulate black man" comments: "Yeah, but Biden doesn't have time for the rest of us dirty Negroes."
Picking a SPED VP is about the only smart thing Obama has done.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 04:40 PM (T2/zQ)
Posted by: dr kill at September 28, 2011 04:40 PM (le5qc)
We can help.
We can cut their taxes, privatize their schools, and get the fucking government off their backs so they can get a job.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 04:41 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: KZnextzone at September 28, 2011 04:42 PM (ZUWaD)
Nice job telling Ace what to post on his blog. I'm sure he's in the process of pulling this post as I type this...
Or typing a 2500 word response.
Posted by: katya, the preacher's wife at September 28, 2011 04:42 PM (7qKVv)
Don't mean to be a killjoy.
Posted by: Flounder at September 28, 2011 08:40 PM (Kkt/i)
Some of us have already done this without the governments help. On a small scale but if each person helps 20 the problem is cured in a short time.
Posted by: robtr at September 28, 2011 04:43 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at September 28, 2011 04:44 PM (giMzW)
Upper decker.
Plus, I would spike the punch with grain alcohol, magic mushrooms, and Quaaludes.
In the interest of honest debate. Wouldn't want someone's inhibitions to get in the way of speaking truth to power.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 04:45 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: fava beans and a nice chianti at September 28, 2011 04:45 PM (r1b5V)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2011 04:45 PM (aYQHH)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 04:46 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at September 28, 2011 08:44 PM (giMzW)
That's much better.
Posted by: Prezdint Scoamf at September 28, 2011 04:47 PM (L+jqr)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 04:47 PM (fyOgS)
I love these photo comparisons:
Bibi and Obama in their 20's.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 28, 2011 04:48 PM (c0A3e)
We can help.
We can cut their taxes, privatize their schools, and get the fucking government off their backs so they can get a job.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 08:41 PM
No we can't. Every time we get near them they scream RACIST and vote for their next slavemaster.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 04:49 PM (0Kwjq)
Ben Jealous is 1/4 black, and he's the head of the NAACP.
Posted by: fava beans and a nice chianti at September 28, 2011 04:49 PM (r1b5V)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff is in BEAST MODE at September 28, 2011 04:50 PM (z/Mo8)
Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2011 04:50 PM (WkuV6)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 04:50 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: Peggy Joseph at September 28, 2011 04:51 PM (jucos)
I love these photo comparisons:
Bibi and Obama in their 20's.
If that makes Comrade Barry choke on his noodles, I'll bring Bibi.
Posted by: fava beans and a nice chianti at September 28, 2011 04:51 PM (r1b5V)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2011 04:51 PM (aYQHH)
Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2011 04:51 PM (WkuV6)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2011 04:52 PM (aYQHH)
I love these photo comparisons:
Bibi and Obama in their 20's.
On the left, "Those of us about to die kill salute you"
On the right, "Portrait of the bullshit artist as a young man"
Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2011 04:52 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 04:52 PM (fyOgS)
I think we can have compassion for abused children and think critically about how to empower this segment of society to positively change their circumstances with conservative principles.
"Empower"? Us, empower them? No. Time after time we've led them to water. Time after time they have refused to drink.
They'll just have to discover it for themselves, one breakthrough at a time.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 04:52 PM (0Kwjq)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Fucking Bishop at September 28, 2011 04:52 PM (ZUWaD)
Why does that statement seem so incredibly ridiculous to me? (See? My advice is to relax....and how do I know this? Why, I've eaten with him, so I must know what I'm talking about!) How cringe-worthy. Maybe it's just me.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2011 07:46 PM (ycuSb)
I know-- it makes me imagine that she must steel herself before every dinner, reminding herself to relax because her husband wants this to be fun.
Posted by: MayBee at September 28, 2011 04:52 PM (PLixr)
Everyone seems to consider half black people to just be black,including most half black people.
I don't. But you are correct in saying that most of those with a portion of black in their makeup consider themselves as black. I don't understand it. Do they think it gives them an edge in life? Must be.
Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2011 04:53 PM (/ej8I)
Well Derek Jeter is 1/2 black/white also, but nobody cares, mentions it, notices, comments about it, or makes a big deal about it because he is a just a normal American Success Story and acts like a man.
..and we've all seen Obitchma throw a baseball.
Posted by: USS Diversity at September 28, 2011 04:53 PM (aD5Kx)
Posted by: Pigilito at September 28, 2011 04:53 PM (CU+o0)
True.
That is why when the dumbass Black Leaders® that O'Reilly has on talk about "reaching out to the black community" I could just pop a blood vessel. It is code for "give us special treatment and/or free shit".
How about us just reaching out to the AMERICAN COMMUNITY, dickbag?
Taxes don't care what color you are. And neither do we.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 04:54 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Obama-BLR at September 28, 2011 04:54 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2011 08:50 PM (WkuV6)
Rule? He don't need no stinkin' rule.
Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2011 04:55 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Pigilito at September 28, 2011 08:53 PM (CU+o0)
If you hit the remove feature they ask you to comment on why you want to be removed.
Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure works.
Posted by: robtr at September 28, 2011 04:55 PM (MtwBb)
When was the last time someone was appointed President of the Harvard Law Review for being white?
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 04:55 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Mr. Maelstrom at September 28, 2011 04:55 PM (Bx3mz)
As someone who's eaten countless meals with my husband, I want to tell you the one thing to do if you're selected to join him...
Why does that statement seem so incredibly ridiculous to me? (See? My advice is to relax....and how do I know this? Why, I've eaten with him, so I must know what I'm talking about!) How cringe-worthy. Maybe it's just me.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2011 07:46 PM (ycuSb)
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Oh, and p.s., there's nothing wrong with my marriage at all. Nothing, nothing, nothing!
Posted by: Michelle O at September 28, 2011 04:55 PM (0Kwjq)
Why, I would have a bank creat a whole bunch of temporary Visa/Mastercard numbers. Next I would get a huge amount of foreign money deposited to a friendly bank.
Then I would have a programmer write a program that dumped a huge bunch of money in $3.00 increments into the Obama campaign, using those phony card numbers, which would be loaded to use those phony card numbers one at a time with each $3.00 increment.
The FEC does not require reporting for $3.00 donations. So who will check this? No one.
I have asked about this ever since Kerry started doing it. And it continued with Obama.
Someone needs to figure out how to stop this. It took all my brain power to figure out what's going on.
Posted by: Miss Marple at September 28, 2011 04:56 PM (Fo83G)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 04:56 PM (fyOgS)
Susan Johnson: Arthur, a real woman could make you stop drinking.
Arthur: She'd have to be a real big woman.
bada bump!
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 04:56 PM (piMMO)
No need to fork over any cash. The rules state no purchase is neccesary. I entered after following one of the links. There was some cost, though. Now Michelle is spamming me.
Har-har, I entered too, but I used my special spambox email address, which I never check. It's probably taking up a terabyte on google's servers somewhere.
Posted by: Michelle O at September 28, 2011 04:57 PM (0Kwjq)
As someone who's eaten countless meals with my husband, I want to tell you the one thing to do if you're selected to join him...
Keep an eye on your wallet and your coke.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 04:57 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Breaker19, sitting on the porch, fanning at September 28, 2011 04:57 PM (WCm02)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2011 04:58 PM (aYQHH)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 04:59 PM (fyOgS)
I would have a bank creat a whole bunch of temporary Visa/Mastercard numbers.
How do you do this? Just order the bank to do it? I don't think it's that easy, and yet . . .
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 04:59 PM (0Kwjq)
Half of those donors probably don't even know they donated. Their name is just on some union roll or voter petition they filled out in the past.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 05:00 PM (4CSeG)
It's isn't as though it wasn't planned and hasn't been ongoing for a couple of centuries. The Democrats are and have always been the enemy of blacks and have always actively sought to enslave us. When slavery was abolished, they changed tactics. When Jim Crow was becoming no longer viable, they changed tactics again. Now that Socialism has nearly destroyed black Americans and is becoming unviable, they will change again. The trick for black people is to watch for it and to not keep silent.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 05:01 PM (T2/zQ)
This.
I mean, really. How many people, when they meet someone new, automatically even thinks about race?!
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 05:01 PM (piMMO)
arhooley at September 28, 2011 08:59 PM
Unemployment checks in Cali have been replaced with a BOA Debit card...
Posted by: KZnextzone at September 28, 2011 05:02 PM (ZUWaD)
Hey guys/gals ys know anyone who goes to dinner with obama would need an security clearance first and since all us here are on the "Re-education Camp" list we're all shit out of luck!
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2011 08:58 PM
Doesn't he want to have a little fun? I invented a great drink the other day out of Meyer lemonade and Meyer's dark rum -- I'm trying to think of a name for it. Hey, once you get to know me I'm hell on wheels.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:03 PM (0Kwjq)
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 09:01 PM (piMMO)
I do when I meet skandis
Posted by: robtr at September 28, 2011 05:03 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: KZnextzone at September 28, 2011 05:04 PM (ZUWaD)
They wouldn't let us within the same area code of that little sissy.
Some Arab/Jewish, half-black / half Asian, lesbian, amputee, college student, HIV-positive, conscientious objector whose Mother died with no health insurance will be chosen as the winner.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 05:04 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Killerdog at September 28, 2011 05:04 PM (CZrbJ)
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 05:05 PM (piMMO)
I don't. But you are correct in saying that most of those with a portion of black in their makeup consider themselves as black. I don't understand it. Do they think it gives them an edge in life? Must be.
Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2011 08:53 PM (/ej8I)
Do yourself a favor. Read some American history wrt to blacks.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 05:05 PM (T2/zQ)
Halloween approaches.
Posted by: As If! at September 28, 2011 05:05 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff is in BEAST MODE at September 28, 2011 05:06 PM (DiqH3)
Someone needs to figure out how to stop this. It took all my brain power to figure out what's going on.
Posted by: Miss Marple at September 28, 2011 08:56 PM
I bet those bastards wonder how on earth Republicans manage to do it legally (or am I being insufficiently cynical?).
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:06 PM (0Kwjq)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 09:04 PM
Don't forget the lady using her dead sister's teeth....
Posted by: KZnextzone at September 28, 2011 05:06 PM (ZUWaD)
Ahem (Link to Deseret News)
Hang out with Mittens? I don't think I would like that. lol
Posted by: Killerdog at September 28, 2011 05:08 PM (CZrbJ)
"Let's Move-Burbank!!!" a visit from Moochelle to use my kid and his whole little pre-school class for a photo-op.
While the urge to have my Joe the Plumber moment is always strong...
PASS.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 05:08 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Joejm65 at September 28, 2011 05:09 PM (tpK0A)
I always thought a "Jolly Pirate" was a name waiting for a drink....
Posted by: KZnextzone at September 28, 2011 09:04 PM
Of course you did. You've got pirates on the brain. On the back, chest, shoulders, upper arms . . .
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:09 PM (0Kwjq)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 28, 2011 08:52 PM (vbh31)
178 Yeah,I'm not a good Christian.
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 09:01 PM (fyOgS)
Word.
There's a passage in Zebefia 20:16 in the Old Testament that demands that weak-ass semi believers should pay up beers to people who lecture you on loose shit.
Have unwavering faith in God and get my beer!
Posted by: ErikW at September 28, 2011 05:09 PM (/ZxuJ)
Posted by: Pennsylvania Avenue Asian Spa and Bowling Alley - Moochie, Proprietor at September 28, 2011 05:09 PM (9BtSu)
Posted by: Dick Hertz at September 28, 2011 09:07 PM (4q5tP)
Pull out! Pull out!
Posted by: Cpt. Obvious at September 28, 2011 05:10 PM (Kkt/i)
How about us just reaching out to the AMERICAN COMMUNITY, dickbag?
Taxes don't care what color you are. And neither do we.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 08:54 PM (4CSeG)
The next time I read someone refer to the likes of Sharpton as a leader of black people, I'm gonna pop a vessel. Sharpton (and Jackson) are the Left's designated and paid leaders. And by the way, CNN, Fox and MSNBC aren't owned by black people, so don't blame a black person when those knuckleheads stick microphones under their pieholes and money in their pockets. Thanks.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 05:11 PM (T2/zQ)
There's a passage in Zebefia 20:16 in the Old Testament that demands that weak-ass semi believers should pay up beers to people who lecture you on loose shit.
You couldn't come up with anything better than that?
Posted by: Jules Winnfield, not a real shepherd at September 28, 2011 05:12 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Dick Hertz at September 28, 2011 09:07 PM (4q5tP)
Lookout Moochelle is lookin for you, if she finds you it will not end well!
Posted by: Killerdog at September 28, 2011 05:12 PM (CZrbJ)
Oh by the way, let me repeat: the second recall attempt against Michigan Gov Rick Snyder (R) failed miserably. They got less than half the sigs they needed on the recall petition.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:13 PM (0Kwjq)
Posted by: alexthechick at September 28, 2011 07:41 PM (Gk3SS)
OMG, you cross stitch too. I might actually have to chart that out. Like the bumper sticker the O has to be the Obama logo, yea, I have to do that.
Posted by: Jaimo at September 28, 2011 05:14 PM (L5Jes)
Sharpton and Jackson would be living under a bridge in two months if they hadn't figured out how to make black people feel angry and white people feel guilty.
Despicable criminals, both of them.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 05:14 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 09:09 PM
That's why I didn't wear my Hello Kitty shirt....
Posted by: KZnextzone at September 28, 2011 05:14 PM (ZUWaD)
Ahem (Link to Deseret News)
Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2011 09:07 PM (5H6zj)
Cripes....Mittens, would you and Obama quit crowding me
Posted by: One thin dime at September 28, 2011 05:14 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: baldilocks
With apologies, I must insist upon on a small correction ...
The trick for everyone is to watch for it and to not keep silent.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2011 05:14 PM (s1vtf)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 09:01 PM (T2/zQ)
Change to, or whats next? Any ideas.
Posted by: RNC at September 28, 2011 05:16 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: Spiker at September 28, 2011 05:17 PM (4t9J5)
Posted by: jas at September 28, 2011 05:18 PM (ZM2Bn)
Despicable criminals, both of them.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 09:14 PM (4CSeG)
Regular black people don't listen to these two anymore. But they've still got white people gamed, apparently. Is Sharpton the only black dude that Don Imus knows?
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 05:19 PM (T2/zQ)
If a worthless SCoaMF gets $3, we can raise some serious cash for AcePAC: Eleventy©.
Let's raffle off a chance to get pregnant with Empire of Jeff's baby.
$4.00
$10 and he'll leave the lights on.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 05:19 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2011 05:20 PM (fyOgS)
Posted by: RushBabe at September 28, 2011 05:20 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOaMF is one and done! at September 28, 2011 05:20 PM (Zgfnd)
Regular black people don't listen
to these two anymore. But they've still got white people gamed,
apparently. Is Sharpton the only black dude that Don Imus knows?
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 09:19 PM (T2/zQ)
The only one Imus is being extorted by. Once you draw that leech's attention the payout never ends.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 05:21 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2011 05:21 PM (s1vtf)
Posted by: baldilocks
With apologies, I must insist upon on a small correction ...
The trick for everyone is to watch for it and to not keep silent.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2011 09:14 PM (s1vtf)
True, but the topic was the obsessive need for Dems to physically and mentally enslave blacks. However, it does appear that they are trying to branch out.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 05:21 PM (T2/zQ)
The only person who tells me that is my dentist before he starts drilling.
Well the guy who did my last colonoscopy said that to me, right before the most painfully awful joke he told, then I thankfully drifted off to la la land.
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at September 28, 2011 05:22 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Spiker at September 28, 2011 05:22 PM (4t9J5)
Posted by: Jack Meoff at September 28, 2011 09:16 PM (4q5tP)
You have a better chance than me.
Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 28, 2011 05:23 PM (npBW1)
Do yourself a favor. Read some American history wrt to blacks.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 09:05 PM (T2/zQ)
I should have made my comment more clear. I was refering to the current hollywood types. I have no idea how those 50 or 150 years ago thought of their mixed ancestory.
Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2011 05:24 PM (/ej8I)
Change to, or whats next? Any ideas.
Posted by: RNC at September 28, 2011 09:16 PM
I bet it will be the culture card -- the violent, dead-end culture of the ghetto. Flash mobs will be glorified as "revolutionary" and "uprising," riots will be encouraged, ignorance celebrated. Already, Obama is diligently talking like a field hand. When half the Black population is in jail, Democrats will have done half their job.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:24 PM (lKdN7)
Change to, or whats next? Any ideas.
Posted by: RNC at September 28, 2011 09:16 PM (MwTP4)
That's why keeping our eyes open essential. With the Black Panther incident on election day and the recent "flash mob" activity, we have a bit of idea. There is no one who can convince me that most of these actions aren't directed by Big Commie. And, trust me, what ever the Left's grand scheme is, it is meant to enslave blacks.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 05:27 PM (T2/zQ)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 05:27 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Michael at September 28, 2011 05:27 PM (v99Bl)
Presidential re-election campaign fundraisers considered but not yet given the green light by the White House:
Pancake Waffle dinners
Shrimp/Crawfish boil
Chicago style Deep Dish cookoff
Kissing booth
Arugula eating contest
Lt Commander W Wife carrying contest, South Lawn
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 05:28 PM (4q5tP)
"But that's not all! If you donate $3 or more in the next five minutes to be entered to have dinner with Barack, we'll give you TWO, yes, TWO tickets to make me proud of my country for the second time in my adult life."
Posted by: Moochelle, Grifting FLOTUS at September 28, 2011 05:28 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 05:29 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: 666chevelle at September 28, 2011 05:29 PM (QjSgY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2011 09:21 PM (s1vtf)
I'm in!
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 05:29 PM (T2/zQ)
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 09:24 PM
Wow.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:30 PM (lKdN7)
One (1) winner will receive the following Prize: two (2) round-trip coach class plane tickets within the continental United States, for use by the winner and a guest, on a date and to a Destination to be determined by Romney for President, Inc., with an approximate retail value of $1500; two (2) one-night hotel stays at the Destination, with an approximate retail value of $350; and ground transportation at the discretion of Sponsor, with an approximate retail value of $100. Approximate total retail value is $1950.
Coach? Jeepers! Thanks lots Daddy Warbucks!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2011 05:31 PM (EeYDk)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 05:31 PM (T2/zQ)
"But that's not all! If you donate $3 or more in the next five minutes to be entered to have dinner with Barack, we'll give you TWO, yes, TWO tickets to make me proud of my country for the second time in my adult life."
First prize -- dinner with Barack Obama.
Second prize -- two dinners with Barack Obama.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:31 PM (lKdN7)
Such a sweet reunion shouldn't be postponed any longer.
Sandra Bullock will play Obama in the upcoming Bravo! movie of the week.
Posted by: sifty bin dardundat, Tearrorist at September 28, 2011 05:31 PM (4CSeG)
And, trust me, what ever the Left's grand scheme is, it is meant to enslave blacks.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 09:27 PM (T2/zQ)
I trust you on that, though not only blacks.
Posted by: RNC at September 28, 2011 05:32 PM (MwTP4)
Looked like we are on the same wave-length.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 05:32 PM (T2/zQ)
Coach? Jeepers! Thanks lots Daddy Warbucks!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 28, 2011 09:31 PM
Wait, what? I missed the Romney for Prez raffle.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:33 PM (lKdN7)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 28, 2011 05:33 PM (DiqH3)
I like that they choose the date and venue.
I'm still trying to figure out how these raffles are kosher for Romney to engage in.
Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2011 05:34 PM (5H6zj)
As someone who's eaten countless meals with my husband, I want to tell you the one thing to do if you're selected to join him...
Let him eat his waffle.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:34 PM (lKdN7)
Yeah, they sent out emails a few days ago. (I have subsequently unsubscribed from his list.) I linked to a Deseret News story about it above.
Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2011 05:35 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 28, 2011 09:33 PM
Aw man, you and I simul-posted. A lot of spoooky mind-melding going on down in this here thread!
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:35 PM (lKdN7)
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
Some say it's just bad manners
But it keeps them on my knife.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 05:36 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Jack Meoff at September 28, 2011 09:16 PM (4q5tP)
You have a better chance than me.
Or me
Posted by: Ima Scoamf at September 28, 2011 05:36 PM (Kkt/i)
"You do NOT get to FINISH your fucking WAFFLE!
Can we get EoJ just five minutes with TOTUS? Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2011 05:36 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Miss Marple at September 28, 2011 08:56 PM (Fo83G)
Pretty neat. Money laundering 101.
Posted by: long toss at September 28, 2011 05:36 PM (dlwyQ)
262: "I'm just glad she didn't say give him a handjob under the table"
I bet the table will be populated by older white gents dropping their forks serially. Word on the street is Barry likes stale crackers in his soup.
Posted by: 666chevelle at September 28, 2011 05:36 PM (QjSgY)
Yeah, they sent out emails a few days ago. (I have subsequently unsubscribed from his list.) I linked to a Deseret News story about it above.
Ick, found it. I think if I spent a day with him I'd go rogue.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:37 PM (lKdN7)
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Posted by: Hugh G. Rection at September 28, 2011 05:39 PM (jucos)
Either way, they are not worth the money.
Posted by: Michelle at September 28, 2011 05:39 PM (y0VOX)
Looked like we are on the same wave-length.
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 09:32 PM
I really truly see it as the next major wave of attack against Black America, well facilitated by the liberal-controlled entertainment media.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:40 PM (lKdN7)
The entire system is a gigantic pay to play crap shoot and the Republicans are not much better, at least in this respect. This same Rep on Ways and Means couldn't give me the time of day when I was sending letters bitching about pork and spending in 2004. And now? ZOMG!! What a different day it is when he's suddenly out of power. He's really, really concerned about spending. Well, if his spending is for his super great fundraiser to get his majority status back. A pox on most of 'em I think.
Posted by: Lana at September 28, 2011 05:41 PM (2cVan)
The next day, she proudly presented 200.25 to barry.
His response? Who was the cheap bastard to give you .25?
Her response? All of them, honey.
Posted by: Michelle at September 28, 2011 05:43 PM (y0VOX)
I just want a chance to slap the fucking waffle off his plate.
"You do NOT get to FINISH your fucking WAFFLE!
White Rage! White Rage!"
Yeah, go all Kevin Spacey in American Beauty: "Will someone please pass the f*cking asparagus?" Then throw the plate of it at the wall if you're interrupted.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2011 05:46 PM (4q5tP)
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Posted by: nevergiveup at September 28, 2011 05:50 PM (aYQHH)
I'druther spend 3 bucks on a chance to have dinner with Leon Trotsky or Vladamir Lenin, than this chump.
Posted by: franksalterego at September 28, 2011 05:51 PM (7/sDI)
74: "Barry's falling on hard times. I fully expect to see him with his cardboard sign and a tin cup begging under an overpass at some point."
For a guy with 100,000 green tin signs bragging about overpasses, this will be acutely painful.
Posted by: 666chevelle at September 28, 2011 05:52 PM (QjSgY)
I'druther spend 3 bucks on a chance to have dinner with Leon Trotsky or Vladamir Lenin, than this chump.
Posted by: franksalterego at September 28, 2011 09:51 PM
Scroll up. You can do it for free. Go ahead, waste a few electrons. If he accidentally picks you you could sell the rights to your life story to Hollywood.
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 05:54 PM (lKdN7)
Posted by: arhooley at September 28, 2011 09:35 PM (lKdN7)
It's almost like Somebody's trying to tell us something...
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 05:55 PM (T2/zQ)
Posted by: baldilocks at September 28, 2011 09:21
You're not kidding. I met a black republican years ago, I mean the dude was ahead of his time in his prediction. He told me flat out the dems are keeping the blacks dependent, and he said flat out " they may have started with us, but they won't end with us". I never understood that until way later, and he was right. Right now obama is preaching to everybody that success is bad, being rich is bad, people with money are greedy etc etc. Typical bolshevik crap.
Posted by: Berserker at September 28, 2011 06:03 PM (FMbng)
Has anyone read anything anywhere about the winners having dinner from the first raffle? Nope you haven't, since there hasn't been one.
They have stooped so low they are now scamming sweepstakes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2011 06:05 PM (ENKCw)
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Posted by: melodicmetal at September 28, 2011 06:56 PM (9eTd5)
54OT: If you're a right wing gun nut like me, and you haven't seen the "Snipers Inc." episode with Ronnie Barrett, maker of the .50 cal. sniper rifle, it's coming on NatGeo right now.
Fap..fap..fap Oh, yeah, I am so, DVR'ing this bitch.
Posted by: HoundOfDoom at September 28, 2011 08:13 PM (CFrIf)
When Obama does $1000 a plate fundraisers, there is no question whatsoever those donors get to dine in His Radiant Presence
Not always, I recall reading about one dinner where he showed for about 20 minutes and then had to leave for something else
Posted by: Dan Kauffman at September 28, 2011 08:54 PM (5ZsaL)
>>There is a complete idiot on O'Reilly.
I don't watch O'Reilly anymore. He can shove that new book of his up his ass.
Posted by: Case at September 28, 2011 11:50 PM (DYR2Q)
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