August 30, 2011
Fun Sounding Show on ABC
— Ace Dick Cheney's on Hannity.
He gave an interview to the WSJ earlier.
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On ABC now (9pm) is "Take the Money & Run," which Jonah Goldberg (I think) recommended.
Two contestants hide a suitcase full of money. Cops have 48 hours to find it, and can interrogate them and hold them in a jail.
If the cops don't find the money, the contestants keep it.
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Posted by: Jimmah at August 30, 2011 05:07 PM (Ky8qS)
Posted by: arhooley at August 30, 2011 05:07 PM (3n2lK)
Posted by: Ombudsman at August 30, 2011 05:08 PM (AxHOT)
My idea of "Survivor"?
10 people on an island w/ 9 jet skis w/ enough fuel to get to another island with a couple miles away on which you would have free access to resort amenities.
Last person remaining on the first island wins.
Posted by: krakatoa at August 30, 2011 05:08 PM (kIRXx)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2011 05:08 PM (bAySe)
2 minutes in a room alone with these pricks and the fucks will be confessing to kidnapping Lindbergh's kid AND telling me right where the money is.
spit
Posted by: Darth Cheney at August 30, 2011 05:09 PM (otk4p)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 30, 2011 05:10 PM (9RzZV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 30, 2011 05:11 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2011 05:12 PM (bAySe)
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2011 05:13 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Timothy the Conjurer at August 30, 2011 05:13 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2011 05:14 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 30, 2011 05:14 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: sifty, Foo Pitying Teahadi at August 30, 2011 05:17 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: USS Diversity at August 30, 2011 05:17 PM (KbEJl)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2011 05:17 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: sifty, Foo Pitying Teahadi at August 30, 2011 05:17 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2011 05:18 PM (bAySe)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 30, 2011 05:19 PM (niZvt)
Oh, I know -- interrogated by Michelle Obama... Hell is an expensive t-shirt and running shoes on the Abominable Snowman's worse nightmare of a dream date.
I am such a putz that I actually proofread and noticed that I had misspelled abiminable. I mean, obamanable... oooh, I like that, Michelle the Obamanable SnowWookie... I denounce myself.
Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2011 05:20 PM (bJm7W)
Shit, this guy may be on to us.
Posted by: every stupid fucking "reality" show ever at August 30, 2011 05:20 PM (vG00k)
The only media that pronounces it correctly is Chris Matthews (Piss Be Upon Him), who does it derisively.
Posted by: Ombudsman at August 30, 2011 05:22 PM (AxHOT)
Watching Dick Cheney on Hannity. Haven't seen him lately. Shocked at how feeble he looks
Posted by: Ombudsman at August 30, 2011 09:08 PM
It's a trap.
Posted by: arhooley at August 30, 2011 05:24 PM (3n2lK)
Posted by: Tesh at August 30, 2011 05:24 PM (yO/46)
Posted by: Jimmah at August 30, 2011 05:24 PM (Ky8qS)
The fools in this country will never understand how lucky we were to have him as VP.
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at August 30, 2011 05:25 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: The Gimp at August 30, 2011 05:26 PM (otk4p)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 30, 2011 05:26 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 30, 2011 09:10 PM (9RzZV)
Can John Walsh host? Nice tie in w/ americas most wanted
Posted by: Red Shirt at August 30, 2011 05:28 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at August 30, 2011 05:28 PM (Z71Vg)
Let's just make the Hunger Games a reality show.
There's a British show on Netflix called Hyperdrive. Basically it's Nick Frost bumbling about space trying to spread "British interests." One of the alien species they run into does just that.
Posted by: Lauren at August 30, 2011 05:29 PM (OrWka)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 30, 2011 05:29 PM (jx2j9)
Dick Cheney was on with Rush today and explained the Colon(sic) Powell comment that the Special Prosecutor in the Scooter Libby case knew Richard Armitage was the leaker, but took no action to end the investigation or advise Libby's counsel of same.
Yeah, I felt bad for the some of the comments I have made about Armitage.
Not that he noticed.
Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2011 05:29 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 30, 2011 05:29 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2011 05:29 PM (bJm7W)
You're slipping people.
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at August 30, 2011 05:29 PM (3TjSM)
Because he knows he can pay them back in their nightmares.
Dick Cheney waits beyond the void for us all. Pray you do not draw his attention.
Posted by: sifty, Foo Pitying Teahadi at August 30, 2011 05:30 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 30, 2011 09:10 PM (9RzZV)
Wouldn't that basically be a race to see who could get a cab at the airport fastest?
Posted by: lowandslow at August 30, 2011 05:30 PM (GZitp)
why didn't Dick or his wife correct that every time they were interviewed?
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 30, 2011 09:26 PM
Cheney says it can be pronounced either way. He says some people in his family say Chain-nee.
Posted by: arhooley at August 30, 2011 05:31 PM (3n2lK)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 30, 2011 05:31 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Dave C. at August 30, 2011 05:31 PM (hZ6sR)
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at August 30, 2011 09:28 PM (Z71Vg)
In the interview right now he referred to the "Chee-ney family". maybe they got tired of correcting people
Posted by: Ombudsman at August 30, 2011 05:32 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 30, 2011 05:32 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: sifty, Foo Pitying Teahadi at August 30, 2011 05:32 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2011 05:32 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: The Gimp at August 30, 2011 09:26 PM (otk4p)
Never stand up in court...cruel and unusual punishment
Posted by: Red Shirt at August 30, 2011 05:34 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: sifty, Foo Pitying Teahadi at August 30, 2011 05:34 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Ombudsman at August 30, 2011 05:36 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at August 30, 2011 05:36 PM (3TjSM)
I failed.
That's when he turned to dark magics.
Posted by: Tony Stark at August 30, 2011 05:37 PM (2DyCU)
I prefer to call Dick Cheney Mr. Vice-President, and as the most effective VP ever, he explodes liberals heads as they plot their sophomoric revenge.
Yeah. It was comforting to know we had two Presidents kicking ass for us at the same time. One squished a bit, but the other kept his gimlet eye on the ball.
Posted by: sifty, Foo Pitying Teahadi at August 30, 2011 05:38 PM (4CSeG)
Posted by: Spiker at August 30, 2011 05:39 PM (tcQsM)
Cheney is the elderly man in the wheelchair who glances at someone who prompty falls down dead (Saddam Hussein wanted to debate Bush, not Cheney)
Obama is the guy pushing the wheelchair who decides to light a cigarette and feels the refreshing taste of menthol while the wheelchair rolls down the hill.
Honey badger don't give a shit about menthol, he smokes Consuegras.
Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2011 05:40 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Red Shirt at August 30, 2011 05:41 PM (FIDMq)
but while Cheney was banging Lois Lane, she was thinking about Rick Perry.
Reminds me of a Dice Clay line: you're done banging your chick and she says to you "why don't you want to talk" and he replies "`cause I'm done banging you." (Kind of like Obama the day after he got elected)
Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2011 05:45 PM (bJm7W)
Hell, I can do that.
Posted by: John Madden at August 30, 2011 05:45 PM (2DyCU)
Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2011 05:47 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Ombudsman at August 30, 2011 05:49 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2011 05:53 PM (v9wwx)
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2011 05:56 PM (v9wwx)
Posted by: Ombudsman
Never apologize for going "Full Cheney."
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at August 30, 2011 05:56 PM (3TjSM)
5543 Even Bush pronounced it Chay-ney. I don't remember him ever saying Chee-ney.
Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at August 30, 2011 09:28 PM (Z71Vg)
Of course Bush, God Bless Him, also always said "nukular."
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And called citizens of the UK - The Great British.
Posted by: Jimmah at August 30, 2011 06:02 PM (Ky8qS)
Posted by: Tonawanda at August 30, 2011 06:04 PM (fgysf)
Posted by: CoolCzech at August 30, 2011 06:06 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: moki at August 30, 2011 06:23 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at August 30, 2011 09:25 PM (Lt/Za)
Cheney is just angry he's white, stupid and hasn't been fucked by his wife for decades.
Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2011 06:47 PM (49LlK)
Posted by: moki at August 30, 2011 10:23 PM (dZmFh)
90#89 moki, what a great story!Posted by: Miss Marple at August 30, 2011 10:38 PM (Fo83G)
91moki, that's an incredibly cool story!! Cheney was hoping for a rub and a tug.Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2011 06:48 PM (49LlK)
Posted by: Dick Nixon at August 30, 2011 06:51 PM (hqurE)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at August 30, 2011 10:57 PM (kBWjM)
Lynne Cheney would like you to apologize, but she has her mouth full right and is gagging.
Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2011 06:59 PM (49LlK)
Posted by: moki at August 30, 2011 07:03 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: WeekendAtBernankes at August 30, 2011 07:03 PM (KJMY9)
Posted by: moki at August 30, 2011 07:09 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: crowsting, who knows that Obama is a SCOAMF at August 30, 2011 07:34 PM (u5Yh9)
I love Dick Cheney.........and have always...loved...Dick Cheney. Even now, when the ravages of his heart condition are taking their toll on him, you can still see that spark of a true fighter in his eyes.
He seems to be enjoying setting the record straight right now, and I'm loving it. I hope he will continue to give the finger to those who righteously deserve it.
Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at August 30, 2011 08:01 PM (5j2K8)
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Keep the sum low.
Posted by: Dustin at August 30, 2011 05:01 PM (fF625)