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May 28, 2011

Did Anyone Order a WeinerGram?
— Ace

Is this the recipient of one discount factory-seconds WeinerGram?

I don't know. I continue assuming, as Weiner says, that his Twitter account and his separate-company yfrog picture account were simultaneously hacked, and then someone sent this stuff to a college student in Seattle, and also, for reasons I don't get, he previously posted a helpful "that's about 5:45 in Seattle" tweet when discussing an upcoming appearance on Maddow.

I also assume that, after immediately wrestling control of these accounts from the mischievous malefactors, he deleted the offensive material, rather than preserving the evidence for the police, and the upcoming prosecution of the hackers, who he must surely wish to face the full consequences of law; I assume he did so just because he was so shocked that he wasn't thinking clearly, and in fact was so stunned by this invasion of his boner zone of privacy that he coincidentally began acting like a man caught doing something wrong.

As I say, I'm assuming all of this is legit and on the level, and that this poor man is being hacked by someone with pictures of what looks like it's probably his boner.

How these identity-thieves and boner-bandits managed this high-level COIN operation, I don't know. But Weiner says this is what happened, and he's never lied before, at least that I can tell.

So for right now, I'm just assuming that Anthony Weiner is every bit as honest in his personal life as he is in his professional life, every bit as straight and true in his personal dealings as in his political posturings.

Every. Single. Bit.

Let me give the Magic 8-Ball of Plausibility a shake:

REALLY?! REALLY!? ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!

Oh well. Sometimes the Magic 8-Ball of Plausibility has a technical glitch.

Thanks to Melissa Tweets.

Posted by: Ace at 04:08 PM | Comments (292)
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1 FIRST!! SUCK IT ACE!!

Posted by: Cookie King at May 28, 2011 04:10 PM (pEcs2)

2 How did the hackers get a picture of his boner?

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 04:11 PM (GTbGH)

3 How did the hackers get a picture of his boner?

Hah!

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2011 04:12 PM (aSGPn)

4 I choose to believe that this is Tiny Tony Weiner's teeny weeny.

Posted by: huerfano at May 28, 2011 04:12 PM (BeusG)

5 His real name is Anthony Jones. His nickname is Weiner. He earned that a long time ago.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2011 04:13 PM (aSGPn)

6 @2 lol!

Posted by: Chris at May 28, 2011 04:14 PM (jhNhK)

7 Na na na na, Na na na na, Hey hey, He'll probably get reelected anyway...

Posted by: Secundus at May 28, 2011 04:15 PM (O0BIV)

8 So when guys send these pix, are their little men at attention? ^{_{I have no desire to find out first hand, as it were.}}

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2011 04:16 PM (pW2o8)

9 >>>How did the hackers get a picture of his boner? There's an app for that. They're just that good.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 04:17 PM (nj1bB)

10 2 How did the hackers get a picture of his boner?

Obviously some bitch set him up.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 04:18 PM (vM00G)

Of course I'm out looking for some stange. My wife is hot, but she's queer as three dollar bill.

Posted by: Anthony "Raging" Weiner at May 28, 2011 04:18 PM (C0Z3w)

12 btw when Sandra Bernhardt first came to public attention, she was ugly-girl sexy. I guess you'll just have to take my word for it. So anyway, I believe that.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 04:19 PM (nj1bB)

First Weiner, next will probably be...Nadler.

And I really don't want to see any pics of him en flagrante delicto

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 28, 2011 04:20 PM (yEY5/)

14 How did the hackers get a picture of his boner? Time machine, of course.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 04:20 PM (9Lm5R)

15 Did Anyone Order a WeinerGram?

No, a WeinerCam.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2011 04:20 PM (aSGPn)

16 But first YOU WILL POST ME!!!!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 28, 2011 04:20 PM (8gtzO)

17 What normal woman gets off on pix of that type? Srsly. Ick.

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2011 04:20 PM (pW2o8)

18 #8 Of course. Otherwise it'd look like a baby mole crawling out of a hedge.

Posted by: Secundus at May 28, 2011 04:21 PM (O0BIV)

19 I'm trying to think of who I'd like to tweet about being my boyfriend, so he'll send me a boner pic a month later.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 28, 2011 04:21 PM (y/+eD)

20 He took. It. Out.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at May 28, 2011 04:22 PM (pW2o8)

21 I knew Weiner was a putz. I didn't think he had a schlong. But I guess he does---and he's put it in pictures. I understand that "Little Anthony" is so big that it sings with the Imperials.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 28, 2011 04:22 PM (3ESDJ)

22 I love Weinergrams!

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 28, 2011 04:23 PM (bgcml)

23 What normal woman gets off on pix of that type? Srsly. Ick.
Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2011 08:20 PM

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Posted by: Jenn Sturger at May 28, 2011 04:23 PM (BeusG)

24 It's like the gal in our shipping department said
"The Penis is a sentient being parasitically attached to an animal host."

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 28, 2011 04:23 PM (H+LJc)

25 He'th my new favowite cowweague.

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 28, 2011 04:23 PM (veZ9n)

26 http://justpaste.it/weinerboner

Posted by: yarrr at May 28, 2011 04:23 PM (GkRKz)

27 It was a setup; a covert action by Boner Team Six.

Posted by: Michael Haz at May 28, 2011 04:24 PM (DCtkJ)

28 How did the hackers get a picture of his boner?

Wait, who doesn't have pictures of their boners just laying around?

Posted by: Brett Favre at May 28, 2011 04:24 PM (bgcml)

29 Getting some 25 year-younger strange......hot dog!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 04:24 PM (9Lm5R)

30 It was a setup; a covert action by Boner Team Six.

Posted by: Michael Haz at May 28, 2011 08:24 PM (DCtkJ)

I laughed, I cried, but I mostly said HAHA

Posted by: John Boner, Leader Boner Team Six at May 28, 2011 04:25 PM (bgcml)

31 http://justpaste.it/weinerboner Posted by: yarrr

Holy moly, the intarweb works fast.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 04:25 PM (GTbGH)

32 There's a funk band called Here Come The Mummies, who have a song called 'Attack of the Weiner Man'. Not about this, obviously. Seems strangely appropriate.

Posted by: Secundus at May 28, 2011 04:26 PM (O0BIV)

33 I want this to be true just because if Weiner ends up disgraced enough to leave office (although I don't believe the man has enough shame to do so) Glen Beck and Pat Gray's gloating will be legendary, even better than when Alan Grayson lost.

Posted by: Palandine at May 28, 2011 04:26 PM (g7D8V)

34 And this is Meggie's man, right?

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 04:27 PM (GTbGH)

35 Does Weiner's weiner have acne?

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2011 04:27 PM (pW2o8)

36 Cordova the Seattle Time Tweet:

http://bit.ly/lUUf2O

Cordova called Maddow her lesbian crush a couple days beforehand:

http://bit.ly/mtC3GW

Oh and she's Jew-obsessed:

http://bit.ly/k1S1Fh

Posted by: yarrr at May 28, 2011 04:27 PM (GkRKz)

Of course I'm out looking for some stange. My wife is hot, but she's queer as three dollar bill.

Posted by: Anthony "Raging" Weiner at May 28, 2011 08:18 PM (C0Z3w)

Hey any time you're up for a threeway big boy.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2011 04:27 PM (bgcml)

38 He pulled a boner.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2011 04:28 PM (aSGPn)

12 she was ugly-girl sexy.

um....no

I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.

um....no

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 04:28 PM (EOu3d)

40 she was ugly-girl sexy.

She was closing time tolerable.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 04:29 PM (GTbGH)

41 Anybody want to take bets if this gets mentioned at all on the talk shows tomorrow?

/Or if it does, it will be of fellow progressives will be giving high-fives to Weiner that he's alleged getting it on with some "hottie" Seattle college student. After all, it shows what a "humanitarian" he is and that he isn't a racist.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 04:29 PM (vM00G)

42 Nothing about the dubious Ms. Bernhart was ever sexy. Ever.

Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 04:29 PM (QuGK2)

43 So when guys send these pix, are their little men at attention? ^{_{I have no desire to find out first hand, as it were.}}

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2011 08:16 PM (pW2o

Check your inbox

Posted by: Brett Favre at May 28, 2011 04:29 PM (bgcml)

44 And what woman finds a picture of an erection arousing? Is there something I'm missing?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 04:30 PM (vM00G)

45 I do not see zee problem.

Posted by: DSK at May 28, 2011 04:30 PM (veZ9n)

46 One of our guys resigns for a shirtless tweet. I don't believe any Dem has shame enough -- not even for a WeinerPic. And -- seriously, guys -- we don't get turned on by the visual, as a rule. Unless it's shoes. Now, if he'd written, "I have such a hard-on for you..." -- maaaayyyyybbbeeeee... But a foto? fffffftttt.

Posted by: wankette at May 28, 2011 04:30 PM (CrYip)

41 She was closing time tolerable.

um....no

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 04:30 PM (EOu3d)

48 I wonder how his buddy Jon Stewart will soften the news. By not commenting on it, probably.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2011 04:30 PM (aSGPn)

49 If it was hacked for real it would be easy to find from where.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 28, 2011 04:30 PM (bAL0J)

50 Next headline: Weiner Pulls a Boner

Has to be.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2011 04:31 PM (aSGPn)

51 Guys, your boners are your own. We don't much care to see them, unless we caused them, on purpose. Even then, they aren't all that attractive.

Wanna make us all hot and bothered?

Clean the oven and do your own damned laundry.

Then, we might be in the mood to help you out with your little problem.

Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 04:32 PM (QuGK2)

52 The mustard in his skivvies must be a bitch to launder out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 04:32 PM (9Lm5R)

53 But its not a Weiner Weiner.... oh.... crap... wait...

Posted by: Whopi at May 28, 2011 04:32 PM (NtXW4)

54 Now this is good stuff. Especially the 'hacked' card. nice. Destroying evidence is always a good way to show how innocent you are. hahaha

Weiner is the poster child for specious arguments and flat out lies. Some of his appearances on O'reilly have been downright embarrassing. This guy is a straight up sociopath.

I hope all the crap he said about republicans caught in a similar situation (Lee, the idiot from ny-26... doing the same thing but only shirtless) comes out and is played 24/7.

I want this jerk to be forced out of office in shame. SHAME. Its time to step up you spineless republicans and go on the offense!! Don't be pussies!!! I want this jerks' career destroyed and himself humiliated ... at a minimum

no more high road bullshit

Posted by: Billy Barty at May 28, 2011 04:32 PM (/geHL)

55 I want this to be true just because if Weiner ends up disgraced enough to leave office (although I don't believe the man has enough shame to do so) Glen Beck and Pat Gray's gloating will be legendary, even better than when Alan Grayson lost. Posted by: Palandine at May 28, 2011 08:26 PM (g7D8V) Well, maybe if he killed the girl in question . . . oh, well, maybe if he raped . . . oh, well maybe if he openly hated blacks . . . never mind. He's not going to resign.

Posted by: Kennedy, Clinton, & Byrd LLC at May 28, 2011 04:32 PM (lT0LC)

56 If it was hacked for real it would be easy to find from where.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 28, 2011 08:30 PM (bAL0J)

The hacking is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!.

Posted by: The Police at May 28, 2011 04:33 PM (bgcml)

47 I don't believe any Dem has shame enough -- not even for a WeinerPic.

i disagree, i'm a dem and if i took apic of my winkie, i'd be ashamed

but hell, i'm drinking milk and buying a pump.....till then i'll just say i just got out of the water

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 04:33 PM (EOu3d)

58 And I guess she's still closing time tolerable, unless she has major halitosis or a discernable-at-a-distance chronic yeast infection.

eww, and I've grossed out even myself, as I was about to go out for tacos.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 04:33 PM (GTbGH)

59 52 Awww.No love for the little German helmet guy?

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2011 04:33 PM (9sMyX)

60 51Next headline: Weiner Pulls a Boner

Has to be.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2011 08:31 PM (aSGPn)

Nah...

"Boehner calls for Weiner to Pull Out of the Congress"

Posted by: Whopi at May 28, 2011 04:33 PM (NtXW4)

61 Prediction.He faces no consequences from this(maybe some kind of congressional reprimand,so yeah,no consequences).

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2011 04:34 PM (9sMyX)

62 if i took apic of my winkie, i'd be ashamed

No disagreement here.

Posted by: You Made it Too Easy at May 28, 2011 04:35 PM (bgcml)

63 Weinergram for Mongo!

Weinergram for Mongo!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 28, 2011 04:35 PM (veZ9n)

64 "Boehner calls for Weiner to Pull Out of the Congress"

Nice.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 04:35 PM (GTbGH)

65 The alleged girlfriend of Weiner, Ms. Gennette Cordova, penned this missive two months ago.

Facebook vs. Twitter

As a loyal Facebooker, I have to admit that I was one of the many individuals who were extremely resistant to the world of Twitter. With every tweet being, essentially, a Facebook status update, I considered Twitter the shallowest form of self-indulgence.

However, after trying it out and getting used to the lingo, I realized that Twitter is actually a revolutionary way to transmit and obtain information. I quickly decided that Twitter is actually, in my opinion, much better than Facebook.

/Guess she figured Twitter is better for receiving Weiner pics,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 04:35 PM (vM00G)

52 Clean the oven and do your own damned laundry.

then why is the oven and the washer/dryer the same color as a wedding dress?

yep, i'll take your apology in writing please

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 04:35 PM (EOu3d)

67 TentGate

Posted by: David at May 28, 2011 04:36 PM (4t9J5)

68 45 And what woman finds a picture of an erection arousing? Is there something I'm missing?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 08:30 PM (vM00G)

yes. I used to get pics of erections from my guy when he was in Anbar. Loved seeing that in my inbox made me laugh hysterically. But hes MINE. Committed relationship, and he was Far far away. pretty much that was our long distance sex life.

If a man married to someone else sent similar pix to me i would send them to his wife and tell her to get him under control and never speak to him again.

OTOH... there was this one time my guy meant to send a pic to me and fat-fingered it to the contact just below mine. OMG. Created quite a sensation and i had to make him apologize because he was so embearassed he wanted me to do it for him cuz he couldnt face her, and I had to explain you do the crime... well you have to apologize too, YOURSELF.

she wasnt all that scandalized by the pic being an earthy gal... but the comment with it would have been creepy if she hadnt got an immediate WHOOPS! message saying that was not intended for her.

as it was we just laughed hysterically at his discomfort!

Posted by: Gushka at May 28, 2011 04:36 PM (93zw2)

Posted by: Billy Barty at May 28, 2011 08:32 PM (/geHL)

Actualy, by Federal Law... these tweets are still out there on company servers... just 'deleting' them does not really make them go away...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2011 04:36 PM (NtXW4)

70 At least he's not a racist.

Posted by: Jimmy Clyburn at May 28, 2011 04:38 PM (1fB+3)

71 Release my second chakra!

Posted by: Albert Weiner Jr. at May 28, 2011 04:38 PM (sFXh8)

72 Weiner Doggedly Prepares for the Wurst

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 04:39 PM (9Lm5R)

73 In unrelated news, UFC 130 starts in a half hour.

UFC is popular with dudes who aren't 40+. As Ron Burgandy says, It's kind of a big deal.

Besides, where else can you see so many awesome cauliflower ears?

Posted by: Clubber Lang at May 28, 2011 04:39 PM (QcFbt)

74 Not completely off-topic but did anyone else watch our bonehead-in-chief's press conference in Poland this morning? I was embarrassed that the world got to see the doofus in all his glory.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 04:40 PM (GTbGH)

75 was it an Oscar Myer Wiener?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 04:40 PM (UqKQV)

Sprinkle some coke on that boner and B+rry will be on it like white on rice.

just sayin'

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at May 28, 2011 04:41 PM (wmjpr)

77 Portnoy's Compliant?

Barbara Boxer Rebellion?

NY-26? Feh! How about NY-6, baby!!!

And, yes Ms. Cordova is how I like my coffee.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 28, 2011 04:41 PM (413E1)

78 Not completely off-topic but did anyone else watch our bonehead-in-chief's press conference in Poland this morning?

Obama in Pole-land? Weinergrams? I LOVE MY JOB!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 28, 2011 04:41 PM (bgcml)

So the House Majority Leader is orange-colored, and he's named John Bohner and he cries. And there's a Congressman named Tony Weiner who publicly sent a picture of his johnson to a young girl at "Whatcom College," even though he's married to a hot-looking woman. And the Federal government is on track to borrow 40% of its budget indefinitely, and the Democratic party says this is no problem.

I call bullshit. This is all made up. No way any of this could be true.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 28, 2011 04:42 PM (C0Z3w)

80 Weiner is gonna have to have a frank conversation with Huma pretty soon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 04:42 PM (9Lm5R)

81 Weiner Doggedly Prepares for the Wurst

heh.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2011 04:43 PM (aSGPn)

82 If one is going to send weiner pics make sure you have plausible deniability.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2011 04:43 PM (9sMyX)

83 then why is the oven and the washer/dryer the same color as a wedding dress?

You got married in avacado green?

Posted by: HeatherRadish drinking heavily at May 28, 2011 04:43 PM (/hy2+)

84 There's an app for that. is there anything there ISN'T an app or anymore?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 04:43 PM (Xoswa)

85 AoSHQ: come for the politics, stay for the dick jokes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 04:44 PM (9Lm5R)

86 Weiner Jockeys For Cover

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2011 04:45 PM (nj1bB)

87 70 Actually, by Federal Law... these tweets are still out there on company servers... just 'deleting' them does not really make them go away...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2011 08:36 PM (NtXW4)

Then the hacker can be found when Weiner demands an investigation! A serious crime has been committed! This security breach endangers all of us, don't even wait for him to ask!

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 28, 2011 04:45 PM (C0Z3w)

88 is there anything there ISN'T an app or anymore?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:43 PM (Xoswa)

I'm still waiting for the "remote Slapping Device", with the optional .gov website enhancement... for biatch slappin congresscritters...

That... and emailing a beer....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2011 04:45 PM (NtXW4)

89 Weiner is gonna have to have a frank conversation with Huma pretty soon.

Wasn't there a rumor about her and Hillary Rodham?

(As long as we're riffing on bad beards, we mentioned that Obama sucks cocks?)

Posted by: HeatherRadish drinking heavily at May 28, 2011 04:45 PM (/hy2+)

84 You got married in avacado green?

you have green appliances?

shit, let me get off your lawn

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 04:46 PM (EOu3d)

91 19 I'm trying to think of who I'd like to tweet about being my boyfriend, so he'll send me a boner pic a month later.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 28, 2011 08:21 PM (y/+eD)

Hi there.remember me? Dead squid,pants, some assembly required.

Posted by: Ratcatcher at May 28, 2011 04:46 PM (E7i+5)

92 So was he the guy on CSPAN who always wore the trench coat?

Posted by: Anony at May 28, 2011 04:47 PM (Yigvc)

93 (As long as we're riffing on bad beards, we mentioned that Obama sucks cocks?)

Why's everyone looking at me all of the sudden?

Posted by: Kal Penn at May 28, 2011 04:47 PM (DRhXx)

94 That ain't a Weiner, that's a Cocktail Frank...

Posted by: Talibill at May 28, 2011 04:47 PM (fkiq4)

95 I once respected this blog. I also once thought that conservatives were above exploiting tawdry Internet rumor for short-term political gain, or, if the rumors in this case are true, long-term. No decent person could satisfaction in witnessing the downfall of a public servant such as Rep. Wiener in this fashion, even if one previously felt strong opposition to his policy positions, and a strong personal animus towards Weiner himself. Principled conservatives everywhere will boycott the polls in 2012 if Democracy is permitted to be corrupted on the basis of mere scandal. We know that if the exploitation of the alleged incident is pursued to any length against Mr. Wiener, Democrats, too, might someday consider similiar tactics against a conservative where similar improprieties are alleged. That would be a sad day for America. Reluctantly, I will not be "exposing" myself to the voting booth in the next election.

Posted by: Average Joe at May 28, 2011 04:48 PM (liBQN)

96 83 If one is going to send weiner pics make sure you have plausible deniability.

Weiner did have some plausible deniability, if it wasn't for his actions after the alleged "hack" occurred. All we have is a pic of some dude's tent; we don't even see the guy's face or torso. Hell, that could be me in that pic for all anyone knows (except I'm a bit smaller,

).

But everything Ace described in this post, the deletions and that this pic was sent to a college student in Seattle (way out of your Congressional district, Congressman), lead one to believe this wasn't a "hacked" picture.

I'd be interesting to know if there's a public record of Gennette meeting Weiner somewhere.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 04:48 PM (vM00G)

97 Wait, that's not one of those Vienna sausages? So tiny, so cute. So essentially useless as a food product or source of personal entertainment. No points for trying, this is the HQ, we are fierce.

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 04:49 PM (afUO8)

98 97 So he panicked when his weinergram was exposed?

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2011 04:50 PM (9sMyX)

99 Maybe Gennette saw one of Anthony's ranting, rambling speeches in the House, found him through Twitter, and decided to become his gf "for reals". After all, she did write 2 months ago that Twitter is useful for discovering and finding "stars".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 04:51 PM (vM00G)

100 I sent a weiner pic to my wife once.Took a week to download.

Posted by: Dick Cheaney at May 28, 2011 04:52 PM (9sMyX)

101 Gennette Nicole Cordova? I fucked her! Ay!

Posted by: Andrew "Dice" Clay at May 28, 2011 04:53 PM (j84s0)

102 Posted by: Dick Cheaney at May 28, 2011 08:52 PM (9sMyX)

Please work on your spelling. I say this with love. Mostly for Darth Cheney, but also for you.

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 04:53 PM (afUO8)

103 His wife is kind of stick-thin and sorta pale. http://tinyurl.com/3koo6qf Not so shocking that his pen-pal (or is that tweet-twat?) is younger, darker and meatier. Why go out for the same thing you can get at home?

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 04:53 PM (HMdeP)

104 >>Principled conservatives everywhere will boycott the polls in 2012 if...<<

And when will Democrats ever boycott the polls over anything? I want to know what it will take, so I can find a way to make it happen.

Posted by: SlaveDog at May 28, 2011 04:53 PM (PidTa)

105 103 That's what I get for typing with my enormous manhood.....

Posted by: Dick Cheaney at May 28, 2011 04:54 PM (9sMyX)

106

I was going to say you can tell he's Jewish from that photo, but I guess you really can't.

I dated a guy once, in his 20s, who was otherwise a pretty bright guy. We'd been fooling around and I said to him "Oh, you're circumcised." He got all huffy and said "No I'm not! I'm not Jewish."

How can you be an American man and NOT be aware that you're circumcised?

Posted by: Palandine at May 28, 2011 04:54 PM (g7D8V)

107 Average Joe , You should be doing seminars on the fine art of reverse trolling . Edumicate the morons and let them loose on the internets to the downfall of every lefty site out there ......... and please quit accepting money to do it to us .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 28, 2011 04:55 PM (npr0X)

108 @96
Eeyore

Is that you Chrissy Mathews? or is it Markos Moulitsas hoping to make some linguine-spined pussies 'take the high road'..

not anymore

Posted by: Billy Barty at May 28, 2011 04:56 PM (/geHL)

109 Posted by: Average Joe at May 28, 2011 08:48 PM (liBQN) That's the comedy that we expect from this place!

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 04:56 PM (HMdeP)

110 HeatherRadish...I've been on that for years now. The only one that's listened is Bwany Fwank.

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at May 28, 2011 04:56 PM (wmjpr)

111 Weiner apologizes to Boehner over boner.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2011 04:57 PM (9sMyX)

112 Why go out for the same thing you can get at home?

WHAT?!

Posted by: Bert Faver at May 28, 2011 04:57 PM (/hy2+)

113 If Republicans can be chased out of Congress for merely thinking racy thoughts, Packwood, then Weiner needs to pack his wood and go home.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2011 04:58 PM (vsV6e)

114

"Quick, book him for Monday's show.We'll compare thrills."

Posted by: Chris Tingle Mathews at May 28, 2011 04:58 PM (S65Sr)

115 I was about to go out for tacos. How ya'll doin?!

Posted by: Britney Spears at May 28, 2011 04:59 PM (Xoswa)

116

Weiner is in New York and ace is in New York. All of this needed a time machine. I rest my case.

Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 05:00 PM (MtwBb)

117 BallPark Weiners. They Plump When You Tweet Them!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2011 05:00 PM (XBM1t)

118 and I said to him "Oh, you're circumcised." He got all huffy and said "No I'm not! I'm not Jewish." Reminds me of an old SNL skit, "What If"......Superman had grown up in Germany. Hitler: You smothered the bomb with your body, and you're not even bleeding! Who are you? Uberman: I am.. Uberman! I have superhuman powers, and I fight for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way! And I have X-ray vision! Lois Laneoff: X-ray vision? Can you see through my clothes? Uberman: Ya! And through his, too. [ points at Jimmy Olstein ] He's a Jew! Jimmy Olstein: No! No, it's not true! My parents were just very advanced in hygeine, that's all..! (transcript only, video isn't available anywhere. Screw you Lorne Michaels.) http://tinyurl.com/yejd2v

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 05:00 PM (9Lm5R)

119 107: I had a buddy who didn't realize he was circumcised til he was in college and someone explained to him what it meant. This was a guy who was otherwise a genius, and the HS valedictorian, so yeh it happens...

Posted by: BSR at May 28, 2011 05:00 PM (+Uet8)

120 How can you be an American man and NOT be aware that you're circumcised? Posted by: Palandine at May 28, 2011 08:54 PM (g7D8V) There was a good long stretch in the last half of the 20th century when the odds of finding an uncircumcised male in the US were rather low. So he might never have seen anything to compare it to.

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 05:00 PM (HMdeP)

121

I'm the only girl in my family with three older brothers...

...so I giggled like Beavis when you said "good long stretch" in conjunction with a discussion about penises.

Huh huhh huhh huhh heh

Posted by: Palandine at May 28, 2011 05:03 PM (g7D8V)

122 I'm trying to think of who I'd like to tweet about being my boyfriend, so he'll send me a boner pic a month later. Gerard Butler?! Or Ewan McGregor. He is not at all shy about going full frontal.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:05 PM (Xoswa)

123

Hey Beebs, a fully regimental kilt shot eh lassie??

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2011 05:06 PM (vsV6e)

124

OK, morons I am expecting to be laughing full throttle very soon.

I love you guys.

Posted by: nora at May 28, 2011 05:06 PM (VxqUc)

125 The city of Santa Monica is currently entertaining legislation to make circumcision on a male under the age of 18 illegal in their fair ridiculous city. Because it is a "mutilation." Oddly, no one is talking about how the illegals pierce their female anchor babies' ears within hours of birth.

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 05:07 PM (afUO8)

126 3hrs ago:
RepWeiner Anthony Weiner Touche Prof Moriarity. More Weiner Jokes for all my guests! #Hacked!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 05:07 PM (CLYmB)

127 tweet-twat That right there is comedy gold.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:08 PM (Xoswa)

128 Some people find us attractive.

_{Okay, not that many, but . . . some.}

Posted by: Anteaters Anonymous at May 28, 2011 05:08 PM (afUO8)

129 Gerard Butler?! Or Ewan McGregor. He is not at all shy about going full frontal.

Which one do you mean? Gerald's proclivity to go in the buff is well known from 300 but I didn't know that about Ewan McGregor...eww!

/I've lost all respect for Ewan thanks to the Star Wars Prequels and Eye of the Beholder.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 05:09 PM (vM00G)

130 So, over/under on how much time New York's esteamed (get it?) 9th Congressional District rep spent determining his "best" side to profile?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2011 05:10 PM (XBM1t)

131
Prediction.He faces no consequences from this(maybe some kind of congressional reprimand,so yeah,no consequences).
Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2011 08:34 PM

Well, there's still his wife to get through.

/surely the MSM has ambushed her on live t.v. for comment

Posted by: arhooley at May 28, 2011 05:10 PM (+/eKV)

132 a fully regimental kilt shot eh lassie?? Nah, lets go with the traditional full plaid, and of course worn "correctly".

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:11 PM (Xoswa)

133 Oddly, no one is talking about how the illegals pierce their female anchor babies' ears within hours of birth.

Do they wait a week before doing it to the boys or what?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 28, 2011 05:12 PM (/hy2+)

134 ummm, boner; bon-errrrrr, boner...BONER...BONER!!!

Posted by: Beavis at May 28, 2011 05:12 PM (Cwo/J)

135 Gerald's proclivity to go in the buff is well known from 300 That was only Anderson Cooper's favorite view: the backside.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:13 PM (Xoswa)

136 Stann's Fight is up next. Marine Officer. Silver Star Winner. Fighting a dude with a questionable chin.

Bet on the Marine.

Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 05:13 PM (zyaZ1)

137

Beebs, oh my. Bend it like Beckham then. LOL

Siriusly, Weiner.. a TwitTwat?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2011 05:13 PM (vsV6e)

138

No one is talking about this at all.

I don't know much about scandals, but they require at least some degree of coverage...

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 05:13 PM (VoSja)

139 Do they wait a week before doing it to the boys or what?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 28, 2011 09:12 PM (/hy2+)

I dunno. If it's just a regular hygiene (and so women don't go, gack, get that thing away from me) thing, they do it before mom and baby leave the hospital. If it's a Joo thing, I think the bris is within a week or two.

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 05:14 PM (afUO8)

140

Every time you mention this, the boner bandits win!

Posted by: MSM at May 28, 2011 05:14 PM (Z05lF)

141 Stann's Fight is up next. CHANNEL?????>??>?>NOOOOWWWW11111!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:15 PM (Xoswa)

142

has anyone asked Rachel Maddow or Jack Steuf about this, `cause we need to get to the bottom of this.

Also, who's the hot blond attorney on Fox right now..?

Posted by: mallfly at May 28, 2011 05:15 PM (W6bJb)

143
Bet on the Marine.

Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 09:13 PM (zyaZ1)

Heh, it's a given.

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 05:15 PM (afUO8)

144 Anthony Weiner is Dustin Hoffman in Little Big Man!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2011 05:16 PM (XBM1t)

145 Here's a link bebe, but i request pics to my twitter
http:// tinyurl.com/3bwujqt

Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 05:17 PM (zyaZ1)

146
If Weiner was hacked, it's not only the crime of eh, hackery. It's libel. The Kossacks have a theory that Breitbart faked the whole thing. Surely, Weiner will sue. Surely?

Posted by: arhooley at May 28, 2011 05:17 PM (+/eKV)

147 132 I predict she will "stand by her man" as most Dem wives have in these circumstances.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2011 05:17 PM (9sMyX)

148

oh please let this be the end of his career.

Posted by: Ben at May 28, 2011 05:18 PM (DKV43)

149 Who among us has not had their identity stolen by those nefarious phallus exposing bandits?

There's a cheeky lad out there waving about his toothpick and claiming to be the wielder of my baseball bat.

Absolutely disgusting in its falsity, ladies.

Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 05:18 PM (FQlFL)

150 The Kossacks have a theory that Breitbart faked the whole thing

Hey, the man pulled off 9/11 - of course he was working with the Jews then.

Posted by: Some Kossack at May 28, 2011 05:18 PM (bgcml)

151 DKos is accusing Breitbart of faking this.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 05:18 PM (CLYmB)

152

I hope the sarcasm about this being a scandal is just so thick I can't tell.

The main advantage to being a Democrat going through a scandal is that you have to be caught doing the same thing about twenty times before the media takes it seriously.

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 05:19 PM (VoSja)

153 Here's a link bebe, but i request pics to my twitter You want to ogle a half nekkid Marine too? NTTAWWT

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:19 PM (Xoswa)

154

The main advantage to being a Democrat going through a scandal is that you have to be caught doing the same thing about twenty times before the media takes it seriously.

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 09:19 PM (VoSja)

And I've got about 10 lovely ladies left to grope!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 28, 2011 05:20 PM (bgcml)

155 Linky no worky Zakn

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:20 PM (Xoswa)

156

If it's circumsized then weiner lies.

Posted by: Ben at May 28, 2011 05:20 PM (DKV43)

157 He sent a picture of it? That's just weird, man.

Posted by: Mark Foley at May 28, 2011 05:21 PM (VXBR1)

158 152 DKos is accusing Breitbart of faking this.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 09:18 PM (CLYmB)

Ah, finally, the imprimatur.

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 05:21 PM (afUO8)

159 Okay, I admit that I once sent a pic like that back home to Lynne when I was over in the 'Stan straightening some shit out (permanently). Don't make those damn barracks like they used to.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at May 28, 2011 05:21 PM (thr9V)

160
There's a lot of confusion about the boner picture as to whether it belongs to Anthony Weiner or Debbie Wasserman Schultz?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 05:22 PM (cwFVA)

161 You want to ogle a half nekkid Marine too? NTTAWWT

Wait!

What?

Where??

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 05:22 PM (afUO8)

162

I hope the sarcasm about this being a scandal is just so thick I can't tell.

The main advantage to being a Democrat going through a scandal is that you have to be caught doing the same thing about twenty times before the media takes it seriously.

Not if his wife divorces him, which i'm sure she surely will.

What women is cool with her husband cheating with a 21 year old girls?

Posted by: Ben at May 28, 2011 05:22 PM (DKV43)

163

#161

Were there keys to an American made yet imported car in the picture?

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 05:23 PM (VoSja)

164 So, bbd, you'd want to see pics of somebody's junk, just as long as they are a hawt Marine?

Why? Those aren't meant to be aesthetically pleasing, only functional.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 05:23 PM (vM00G)

165 The main advantage to being a Democrat going through a scandal is that you have to be caught doing the same thing about twenty times before the media takes it seriously.

dumbass

Posted by: Billy Jeff at May 28, 2011 05:23 PM (afUO8)

166

#163

Someone who marries Anthony Weiner has to be delusional or has fallen for larger lies in the past.

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 05:24 PM (VoSja)

167 DKos is accusing Breitbart of faking this. Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 09:18 PM (CLYmB) ---- You can't fake a circumcision.

Posted by: a Mohel at May 28, 2011 05:24 PM (VBOJS)

168 "Not if his wife divorces him, which i'm sure she surely will."

Puleezz, they take their cues from those superior figures like the DSK family.

Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 05:24 PM (FQlFL)

169 Hm. Unf All the links would require instruction to use. Need sopcast, veetle etx.

Stann nearly had the TKO in the first. Now on to round two

Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 05:24 PM (zyaZ1)

170 "Not if his wife divorces him, which i'm sure she surely will." You mean it was a marriage marriage?

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at May 28, 2011 05:24 PM (VXBR1)

171 Has Bret Favre been called in for advice / consultation yet? If yes, then this is pretty damn serious. You betcha!

Posted by: No Whining at May 28, 2011 05:24 PM (kE7Q3)

172

Someone who marries Anthony Weiner has to be delusional or has fallen for larger lies in the past.

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 09:24 PM (VoSja)

Or is privately humping some chick on the side?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 05:25 PM (cwFVA)

173 Weiner was just briefing the kid. Congress is always giving briefs. I'm more concerned about these members dorking of the public squeakhole.

Posted by: Richard Joke at May 28, 2011 05:25 PM (1yViP)

174 Where?? The UFC fight Peaches. Stann, hot Marine.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:26 PM (Xoswa)

175 Huma's honor must be defended. Pistols at dawn, fucker!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 28, 2011 05:26 PM (VXBR1)

176

#173

Hillary? I wouldn't call her a 'chick'...

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 05:27 PM (VoSja)

177
Fox News has created an artificial bubble for gold, and at the price of $850 per ounce, will create massive loses for those investors willing to take the advise of Fox News.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, D-Portfolio Manager at May 28, 2011 05:27 PM (cwFVA)

178 Dammit, I don't have that. Please keep us apprised, bbd! Semper fi!

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 05:28 PM (afUO8)

179 you'd want to see pics of somebody's junk, just as long as they are a hawt Marine? Which part of "half nekkid" did you miss?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:28 PM (Xoswa)

180 Annnd. Brian Stann. by TKO in the second. Go Marines!

Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 05:28 PM (zyaZ1)

181

Hillary? I wouldn't call her a 'chick'...

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 09:27 PM (VoSja)

You're correct. It's Ms. Cankles of the Rodham Clan.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, D-Portfolio Manager at May 28, 2011 05:29 PM (cwFVA)

182

Snukes Pistols at dawn, fucker!

_fify

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2011 05:29 PM (VBOJS)

183 So, Congressman Weiner, are you sure you want to play clever dick next time I have you on my show?

Posted by: Neil Cavuto at May 28, 2011 05:29 PM (1yViP)

184
Anthony, stop posting for Fish.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 05:30 PM (cwFVA)

185 Which part of "half nekkid" did you miss?

lol, guess I was thinking of the wrong half,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 05:30 PM (vM00G)

186 Oh,btw ace, Sandra B's birthday is June 6......

Posted by: Mbruce at May 28, 2011 05:31 PM (Fr8N6)

187

I always assumed there was a paper pusher at the DNC offices who arranged marriages between politicans and campaign hacks.

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 05:31 PM (VoSja)

188 ooh Marcus Luttrell is cageside tonight. Cool Stuff.

Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 05:31 PM (zyaZ1)

189 Dammit, I don't have that. Me either and I'm not springing for ppv anymore than the 'rons pay for pron.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:31 PM (Xoswa)

190 You mean he actually took a picture of his thing and sent it to some girl? What a sick puppy.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacey at May 28, 2011 05:33 PM (VXBR1)

191 Loving the Ace of Spades beatdown of Weiner on Twitter. Real time torture- its a beautiful thing

Posted by: jjshaka at May 28, 2011 05:33 PM (ShvLi)

192 Dang, if Ace isn't on a Twitter roll. (Unless his account has been hacked too)

Posted by: some wench at May 28, 2011 05:35 PM (bqjJT)

193 190

At the current horrible state of the free stuff...I'm considering brushing up on my gentlemanly manners.

Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 05:35 PM (FQlFL)

194

Me either and I'm not springing for ppv anymore than the 'rons pay for pron.

Rick Perry made PPV mandatory for Texans!

Posted by: PALINISTO at May 28, 2011 05:35 PM (VBOJS)

195 lol, guess I was thinking of the wrong half, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:30 PM (vM00G)

With a United States Marine, there is no "wrong half." Trust me.

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 05:35 PM (afUO8)

196 What is Tony the Weiner's wife name? Not Lorenna Bobbit?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2011 05:35 PM (vsV6e)

197 ooh Marcus Luttrell is cageside tonight. Spann & Luttrell? BUUUUNNNNKKKKKK11111111@!!!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:35 PM (Xoswa)

198
Anthony Weiner doesn't measure up to my standards.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy, Hedgehog at May 28, 2011 05:35 PM (cwFVA)

199 I was really expecting something a bit more creative from the Kos Kids, but they're going with forensic analysis of the screen grab. Supposedly Rep. Weiner's name has been altered.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 05:36 PM (CLYmB)

200 194 Dang, if Ace isn't on a Twitter roll. (Unless his account has been hacked too)

When he starts posting Ewok junk pics, you'll know the "OMG hack" claims will be shortly forthcoming,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 05:36 PM (vM00G)

201

There was no hard-on in that picture. If I was on the receiving end of that photo I'd be like "um, so I'll need a magnifying glass to see it?"

Also, Bellingham isn't Seattle. It's an uber liberal infested hippie college town, like Berkeley or Boulder. And one wonders where Mr. Weiner and Ms. Bee costume met.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 05:36 PM (RZ8pf)

202

and my entire Twitter homepage is literally covered with Ace's tweets. Thanks for the laughs!

Posted by: ChuckOH at May 28, 2011 05:37 PM (cDD9N)

203 So... has anyone else noted the irony of Congressman Weiner being from NYC?

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2011 05:38 PM (pW2o8)

204 So, did swamp_yankee yank it to this, too?

*I'm sure I'm quite late for that joke*

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 05:38 PM (6neGz)

205 "201 I was really expecting something a bit more creative from the Kos Kids, but they're going with forensic analysis of the screen grab. Supposedly Rep. Weiner's name has been altered" I'm working on a cool animated GIF to expose this nefarious Xtianist plot. Because, hey--I'm teh awesome and shit.

Posted by: Charles' Johnson at May 28, 2011 05:38 PM (VXBR1)

206 When he starts posting Ewok junk pics, you'll know the "OMG hack" claims will be shortly forthcoming, .

We can only hope.

Posted by: some wench at May 28, 2011 05:39 PM (bqjJT)

207 It was a decent pair of underwear, though.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 05:40 PM (RZ8pf)

208 I'm working on a cool animated GIF to expose this nefarious Xtianist plot. Because, hey--I'm teh awesome and shit. I'm sure someone can do a banger-up job on the graphics.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 05:40 PM (9Lm5R)

209 You say Weiner, I say baloney.

Posted by: Schnitzel at May 28, 2011 05:40 PM (Hic+o)

210 My favorite commentary on this whole thing is from Iowahawk on Twitter.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 05:41 PM (CLYmB)

211

So, I've only been following political blogs for a little while now. Could someone explain Charles Johnson to me?

All I've pieced together from the comments is Andrew Sullivan without the misplaced media cred.

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 05:42 PM (VoSja)

212 Can this turd now be the rightful owner of the moniker "tricky dick?"

Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 05:42 PM (FQlFL)

213 Throbbing Weiner graphics? Dan Rather would be so proud.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2011 05:43 PM (vsV6e)

214 Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 09:42 PM (VoSja) Could I interest you in a nice calendar?

Posted by: Charles' Johnson at May 28, 2011 05:43 PM (VXBR1)

215 All right, I'll give it a try: Weiner gives the shaft to non-constituent.

Posted by: ChuckOH at May 28, 2011 05:43 PM (cDD9N)

216 I'm sure someone can do a banger-up job on the graphics.....

Somebody mentioned earlier about putting googly-eyes and other "improvements" on the pic.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 05:44 PM (vM00G)

217 WeinerGram?..yes please!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 28, 2011 05:44 PM (Cwo/J)

218 This just in: Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs has terminated its celebrity endorsement contract with Anthony Weiner. Something about inflated personal appearance claims.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2011 05:45 PM (XBM1t)

219 excuwese me...yes pwease!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 28, 2011 05:46 PM (Cwo/J)

220 I'm sure someone can do a banger-up job on the graphics..... Somebody mentioned earlier about putting googly-eyes and other "improvements" on the pic. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:44 PM (vM00G) Yeah, it's good fodder for a mash-up......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 05:46 PM (9Lm5R)

221 After going back and re-studying the photograph, I've finally found "it", was it like some sort of "Where's Waldo's hard-on" game or something.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 05:46 PM (RZ8pf)

222 Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!

Posted by: Bosk at May 28, 2011 05:46 PM (WCsll)

223

So, let me see if I get the situation correctly ...

Weiner got dicked?

Posted by: Lance LaBoeuf, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at May 28, 2011 05:46 PM (6lSm3)

224 Sugardale Weiners!!!...they plump when you cook 'em!

Posted by: Ad Guy at May 28, 2011 05:47 PM (Cwo/J)

225 Weiner really needed to bone up on policy so he had a nice wonkfest.

Posted by: ChuckOH at May 28, 2011 05:47 PM (cDD9N)

226 It looks like a penis only much. much smaller. it's "essence of penis" it's so tiny. I didn't think he even had a dick, much less one that is scaled to fit a GIJoe doll.

Posted by: tonka at May 28, 2011 05:47 PM (LO+hL)

227 Dammit, that weasel could just pass it off as performance art and gain even more credibility among perverts, dead voters, supporters.

Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 05:47 PM (FQlFL)

228 223 After going back and re-studying the photograph, I've finally found "it", was it like some sort of "Where's Waldo's hard-on" game or something.

Hey, don't discriminate against us poorly-endowed guys!

I blame genetics!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 05:48 PM (vM00G)

229 229 Dammit, that weasel could just pass it off as performance art Piss Drawers

Posted by: Robert Mapplethorpe at May 28, 2011 05:49 PM (VXBR1)

230 I blame genetics! not " i just got out of the water"?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 05:49 PM (Xoswa)

231 Nobody ever told Weiner that the internet is forever, huh? Or that all tweets are archived in the Library of Congress? Way to go, dude. Really, I'm only surprised he was sending them to a woman.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 05:49 PM (aI+Fw)

232 Word is, he helped Abe Froman get a good table at Chez Quis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 05:49 PM (9Lm5R)

233 oh, I see, Kos is going with the "Breitbarrt faked it" defense. I'm sure that'll save Weiner's weiner.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 05:50 PM (RZ8pf)

234 I try to be honest, bbd.

And mere water cannot explain extreme shrinkage,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 05:50 PM (vM00G)

235 @234 Abe Froman, LOL, cudos!!

Posted by: Tom at May 28, 2011 05:51 PM (nQR0p)

236 Actually, Anthony Weiner (D) is his alter ego, Abe Froman is his superhero name.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 05:52 PM (9Lm5R)

237 So Weiner was the most prominent member to be seen in our product? Aw, nuts!

Posted by: Fruit of the Loom at May 28, 2011 05:53 PM (1yViP)

238 Paper - Chuck John son is like Fight Club.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2011 05:54 PM (vsV6e)

239 I'm eagerly awaiting the NOW, Code Pink, or any Wimmens Studies Dept. denouncement of this hateful flaunting of this ultimate source for all oppression in the world.

Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 05:56 PM (FQlFL)

240 Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy! Posted by: Bosk at May 28, 2011 09:46 PM

Exactly.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 28, 2011 05:56 PM (aSGPn)

241 235 oh, I see, Kos is going with the "Breitbarrt faked it" defense. I'm sure that'll save Weiner's weiner.

To think that's the best they could do after issuing a distress call. *tsk tsk*

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 28, 2011 05:56 PM (CLYmB)

242 I bet he'll be ejected from the party quickly like Republicans are on deals like this.

Posted by: Guy Who Bets Unwisely at May 28, 2011 05:58 PM (aSGPn)

243 WEINER!!!...The Weiner the World awaited!!!

Posted by: Ad Guy at May 28, 2011 05:58 PM (Cwo/J)

244 The photo is altered! We demand to see the long form girth certificate!

Posted by: Kos Kids at May 28, 2011 05:58 PM (C0Z3w)

245 Ace is going off on twitter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 28, 2011 05:58 PM (1fB+3)

246 All Weiner had to do was wave his wand and he was able to make Ms. Cordova virtually disappear?

Dayum. That guy's good!

Posted by: Houdini at May 28, 2011 06:01 PM (1yViP)

247 It's so nice we have something to focus on rather than the recent internecine warfare that's been AOSHQ for the last week.

Posted by: some wench at May 28, 2011 06:04 PM (bqjJT)

248 249 It's so nice we have something to focus on rather than the recent internecine warfare that's been AOSHQ for the last week.

Even if that focus is on something very small,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 06:05 PM (vM00G)

249

#240

I see. Between that and the socks, it all makes sense now.

Posted by: Paper at May 28, 2011 06:06 PM (VoSja)

250 This just in from our Washington correspondent, Rep. Wiener (D-jock itch) issued another throbbing, ruddy performance today...wait, where? In front of the Capital? Sick bastard.

Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 06:06 PM (FQlFL)

251 224 Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy! Posted by: Bosk at May 28, 2011 09:46 PM (WCsll)

Agreed. In fact, I'm enjoying this so much I've got a schadenweiner

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 28, 2011 06:07 PM (FVhEi)

252

Did Tony the Weiner try to release his second chakra by well massaging something???

Inquiring minds do not want to know. Really.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2011 06:07 PM (vsV6e)

253 Even if that focus is on something very small, .

Yes, an example of being thankful for small favors.

Posted by: some wench at May 28, 2011 06:07 PM (bqjJT)

254 Ironyboner wins the entire fucking interwebs.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 06:08 PM (6IReR)

255 some wench@249,

The horde just has to scrimmage sometimes. It almost got outta hand. Fortunately, a Congressional a-hole just put his dick on the chopping block.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 28, 2011 06:08 PM (1yViP)

256 Do you suppose he calls it Oscar? Or Max?

Posted by: Museisluse at May 28, 2011 06:10 PM (7X8fS)

257 Can anyone Identify this tallywhacker?

Posted by: Bullah Ballbriker at May 28, 2011 06:11 PM (NtXW4)

258 The horde just has to scrimmage sometimes. It almost got outta hand. Fortunately, a Congressional a-hole just put his dick on the chopping block.

And being morons, our (thankfully) predictable reaction is ...oooohhhhh shiny - look over there.

Posted by: some wench at May 28, 2011 06:12 PM (bqjJT)

259 Ace has me laughing so hard reading Twitter I have to wipe my eyes.

Posted by: Guy Who Bets Unwisely at May 28, 2011 06:12 PM (aSGPn)

260 That's what I've been worrying about!?

Posted by: The Chicken at May 28, 2011 06:13 PM (1yViP)

261 259 Can anyone Identify this tallywhacker?

Did anybody post this classic scene yet?

hilarious porky's scene

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 06:13 PM (vM00G)

262 Weiner Roasts Self

Posted by: USA at May 28, 2011 06:14 PM (YZISw)

263 What is Ace's twitter handle?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 06:15 PM (QAJGa)

264 AceofSpadesHQ

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2011 06:15 PM (pW2o8)

265 Hey, at least he has taste for nice tatas!. Rep. Wiener: "Baby, make meh write bad checks!" ROFLMFAO!!

Posted by: blogforce one at May 28, 2011 06:16 PM (hjn1y)

266 What is Ace's twitter handle?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 10:15 PM (QAJGa)

RepWeiner

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 06:16 PM (6neGz)

267 The tosser likely pejazzles in a pathetic attempt to distract from the withering failure his pants-pimple is.

Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 06:17 PM (FQlFL)

268 What is Ace's twitter handle? StickyWicket

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 06:17 PM (9Lm5R)

269 Gee, if only Huma had a very close gal pal who could advise her in this hour of need. A woman who knows how to deal with a cheating husband. A woman who could teach her how to extract the maximum payoff for standing by her man. Where oh where is she? Who could that girl be?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 28, 2011 06:18 PM (a5ljo)

270 WORLD WAITS FOR WEINER's WEINER WAXING AT TUSSAUDS!!!

Posted by: VARIETY at May 28, 2011 06:19 PM (Cwo/J)

271 128 tweet-twat That right there is comedy gold. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:08 PM (Xoswa) It feels good to be appreciated.

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 06:19 PM (HMdeP)

272 Gee, if only Huma had a very close gal pal who could advise her in this hour of need. For goodness sakes, don't hit the "overload" button!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2011 06:20 PM (9Lm5R)

273 @aceofspadeshq

Posted by: Guy Who Bets Unwisely at May 28, 2011 06:25 PM (aSGPn)

274 Well, at least Weiner isn't a hypocrite like all the Republicans who cheat on their wives! And might I add, eleventy!!11!

Posted by: The Liberal Line at May 28, 2011 06:26 PM (1fanL)

275 Also, Bellingham isn't Seattle. It's an uber liberal infested hippie college town, like Berkeley or Boulder. And one wonders where Mr. Weiner and Ms. Bee costume met. Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 09:36 PM (RZ8pf) I am sure they "met" on teh Interwebs. I bet this exchange of photos was leading up to the Congressman planning a trip to help his colleagues in the Puget Sound area with fundraising rallies and such - with maybe a day or two tacked on at the end for sightseeing.

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 06:27 PM (HMdeP)

276 What normal woman gets off on pix of that type? Srsly. Ick.

Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2011 08:20 PM (pW2o

You must not be familiar with sexting. Ask your teen, if you have one. I had a 19 yo friend who said her male friends sent her pictures of the same thing, only sans underwear.

That's why all the states are having to change their child porn laws.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 06:29 PM (1fanL)

277
Tony Breitbart when you go to prison don't fight it when u r getting gang rape b/c it will only hurt more.LOL!

See, that's what I mean. It's a crime. Someone's gonna prosecute, aren't they? Investigate? Masticate? C'mon, someone on the left at least yell racism.

Posted by: arhooley at May 28, 2011 06:31 PM (+/eKV)

278 Weiner and his media pals will be attacking Breitbart.

Posted by: Guy Who Bets Unwisely at May 28, 2011 06:31 PM (aSGPn)

279 I do not have an erection in that picture. It just so happens that President Obama asked me to store his autopen for him and I store it in my shorts. This picture was proof that I still had it. Nothing more.

Posted by: Rep. Weiner at May 28, 2011 06:33 PM (th0op)

280 Not surprisingly, he leans to the left.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 06:34 PM (GTbGH)

281 WAG'S WAILING WEINER'S WOEFUL WANKER!!!

Posted by: VARIETY at May 28, 2011 06:37 PM (Cwo/J)

282 I want to express my heartfelt sympathies to Weiner's wife, Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, thusly:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Because I'm a bastard like that.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 06:39 PM (1fanL)

283 Wasn't me.

Posted by: John Boehner at May 28, 2011 07:11 PM (D9pKF)

284 1 FIRST!! SUCK IT ACE!!

Posted by: Cookie King at May 28, 2011 08:10 PM (pEcs2)

I'm not sure that's the best way to start a thread about the Congressman's boner.

Or about the picture of his junk either.

Posted by: Dave at May 28, 2011 11:23 PM (7MUaH)

285 No, I am not speaking for all women, who could? Only me, and the girls/women I've known in my life....An erection is not arousing. When men and women finally see how the other sex operates, well, it would be some day, indeed. Women do know how to turn the "screws", iykwim, very, very effectively.

Posted by: Bean Blossom at May 29, 2011 07:44 AM (T1d4e)

286 "All we have is a pic of some dude's tent; we don't even see the guy's face or torso. Hell, that could be me in that pic for all anyone knows "

[CUE: SAD TROMBONE MP3]

Hacking Twitter = COIN?
Now THAT's funny!

"I bet he'll be ejected from the party quickly like Republicans are on deals like this."

Someone planted male prostitute "Jeff Gannon" into Bush's Press Corps & never vetted him - consequences? ZERO.

Vitter was paying hookers to change his dirty diapers - consequences? ZERO.

Those two are just from memory. If you want many more just like them, I imagine they'd be easy to Google.

NEWS FLASH: it is not 1887 any more. Please try not to clutch those pearls too hard, you poor frail little girls. Adultery with a college girl is one hell of an awfully tame scandal by DC standards. It has some entertainment value in the media if the chump getting caught made their political bones from railing against "moral decay & perversion corrupting America" ... & that's about it.

But if you want to attack Weiner for adultery, & he goes down for having done the dirty deed, personally I think that's just great. It takes a real bottom-feeding toerag to screw around on their spouse, & far more so if they have kids.

If anyone IRL can actually put the pair in the same place at the same time while both naked, sweaty & undulating rhythmically, that is.

I guess I must have missed that particular smoking gun among all the smoke being blown elsewhere?

WE CAN HAZ LINK PLZ???

Posted by: jim at May 29, 2011 09:23 AM (kplQ7)

287 I am kind of surprised he is interested in girls. His wife is Huma Abedin who was rumored to be Hillary's "best girl friend" (think Oprah and Gayle). I assumed the marriage was a sham so Huma would appear to like Weiners.

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