1 Hack333rrrrrzzzzz!

2 Prankst333rrrrzzzzz!

3 You thorough.  Twice in the sidebar and now the main column.

Or is this more of Weiner's work?

4 Oh, doody ... my own thread ...

5 http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/author/diane-suffern/

6 Someone please tell President Obama that Planet Earth has oil all up in it's mix and shit.

7 SLIT MY WRIST

8 Clarence Thomas gets around.

9 sorry about last comment... you know... hack3rz

10 Does this mean that I can start using 2 sheets of toilet paper?

11 This will not stand.  harrumph

12 Well the Salon comments on the article are hysterical. Not funny - just hysterical.

13
Does this mean that I can start using 2 sheets of toilet paper?
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at June 02, 2011 05:16 PM

Would you PLEASE?

14 The Salon article shows how far gone in madness and stupidity liberals are. New technologies can ensure America a reliable source of energy for the foreseeable future -- and that's a bad thing!

15 Prosperity?  Who needs it?

16 I'm still not ready to tag Salon as part of the vast right wing conspiracy.

17 I used to do work for a petrosteel company. They told me exactly this oh, about seven years ago? They seemed to know what they were talking about. It's not news. I mean, unless you believe the pap out there for public consumption.

18 I was a "frackker" for the Evil Halliburton. 10000-20000 hp going down hole from a whole line of Cummins twin turbo-supercharged V12 engines working through HT-400 pumps and pressures of 5,000-20,000 psi. A lot of coordination, a lot of skill, a lot of work. It was quite a show every time we did it. A man could get killed if he had his wormy head up his ass...

19

Gazprom supporting the western environmental movement ?  Next thing you know they'll claim that the KGB supported western peace activists during the Cold War.

 

20

Drill Me, Baby! Drill Me!

21 Frack Me Deeper!

22
For about 2 seconds there I was afraid Obama might do a temporary 180 on this sort of issue in order to win the general election. Then I read the comments at Salon. Then I remembered who his donors and endorsers are, etc. etc.

23 If frackking dirt-holes is wrong, I don't want to be right!

24 I don't think I'll actually be able to really take the days off
Posted by Ace at 04:41 PM New Comments Thingy

Thanks to dri, from the sidebar.
Posted by Ace at 05:10 PM New Comments Thingy

Whew 29 minutes... how was Vegas?

25
How long before someone works a wiener into this?

26 10000-20000 hp going down hole from a whole line of Cummins twin turbo-supercharged V12 engines working through HT-400 pumps and pressures of 5,000-20,000 psi.
 
So that's who stole my vibrator.

27 @joanwalsh hit "@" when she meant to hit "d."

Please don't mention her around here.  Despite the fact that Anthony Weiner's story has more holes than a Shanghai cathouse, this [spiteful woman] is still convinced that Weinergate was cooked up by Dan Wolfe and Andrew Breitbart, and is upending Wolfe's life to prove it.

28 Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.......

29 That Andrew Breitbart...he can do anything...

Or perhaps Clarence Thomas is behind this too?

RICO! RICO! RICO!

30 Heh.

31 Hacking? What can't it do?

32 I used to do work for a petrosteel company. They told me exactly this oh, about seven years ago? They seemed to know what they were talking about.

The fuel/energy industry was based on that economic calculation—e.g., the famous lost Erlich bet—until it became based on stealing your money to subsidize "green" shit and stifling non-"green" competition.

The Great Boning has already accounted for this not-news.

33 RICO! SUAVE!

34 When -I- put it in the side headlines I used the Green!

35 The author also wrote...

The Next American Nation: The New Nationalism and the Fourth American Revolution

not so civil

36 I've been saying for several years that the Earth makes oil.  Where's my vindication!?!?!

37 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrreitbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!

38
Weyland-Yutani is already drilling.

39 You mean the situation is not near as dire as moonbat liberals and their (D) politicians made it out to be?!!?!

THE DEUCE YOU SAY!!!

40 I pwefew mowe weinew posts and wess mentions of hacking, pawticuwawy when tawking about weinews.

41 Well the Salon comments on the article are hysterical. Not funny - just hysterical.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 02, 2011 05:17 PM (ZtwUX)

 

Went back to the comments.  You're right.  Hopefully these shitheads will start running out of gas money.  That's really all it takes for many of them to change their minds -- their car out of gas on the emergency lane in the middle of nowhere. 

42 40 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrreitbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Posted by: Salon at June 02, 2011 05:28 PM (wTjXd) That's my line asshole.

43

Favre pulled a Weiner before Weiner pulled a wiener.

44 I took a little peek at the comments.  Desperately clinging to their AGW religion and Priuses (Prii?), they cannot believe the article appeared in their beloved online rag.

45

Makes sense.  The process that makes petroleum didn't just stop umpty million years ago, right?  Who says petroleum isn't renewable?  It's just a long ass cycle.

Anyone here put me some fucking knowledge.

46 39:

Bingo.

Ongoing process. Just like the fuckin climate.

We are tiny weak fleas on a giant elephant and some of the fleas (we call them scientists and envionmentalpatients) think they can read the elephant's mind.

47 Free hacking software. How to hack manuals. Expoze yur junk hacks. Drunk hacking. Embarrass youself hacks. Stupid tricks with cellphones. Handbag hacking. Underwear. Foil-wrapped zuchini. Jihad hacking. Stealth texting. You should call the FBI. National security. Make this go away hacks. Wiener, hacking off.  You can look like 'Horshack' from Kotter, too! Exposure hacks. Jerks hacking off. Perverts run everything hacks. Call the FBI, call a lawyer hacks.

48 >>Favre pulled a Weiner before Weiner pulled a wiener. And the consequences he faced were, er, stiffer. Makes sense, people actually respect football players.

49 I was a "frackker" for the Evil Halliburton. 10000-20000 hp going down hole from a whole line of Cummins twin turbo-supercharged V12 engines working through HT-400 pumps and pressures of 5,000-20,000 psi. A lot of coordination, a lot of skill, a lot of work. It was quite a show every time we did it. A man could get killed if he had his wormy head up his ass...

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 05:18 PM (OlN4e)

Roger that, A fracking job is a circus to watch and quite a sight

50 I think those curly light bulbs are cute

51 The comments there are hilarious.  Typical fucking leftist nonsense.

52 What the fuck! Where is my Weiner post? I want all weiner, all the time. To quote Hoover, "A weiner in every post!"

53
Posted by: Lou at June 02, 2011 05:24 PM

Srsly, Walsh is going off on Wolfe? Because something just got leaked.

54 That's my line asshole.

Posted by: Queef Olbermann at June 02, 2011 05:32 PM (UciSl)

Oh, you're still alive? Who knew?

55
Sorry for being cryptic. The leak story:

Leaked Emails Show Tip To Breitbart About Weiner Tweet

56 Who cares. I wasn't going to buy a Volt anyway. I loves me my Jeep. You wouldn't believe the amount of snow that gas sucking pig can get through.

57 Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 02, 2011 05:35 PM

I would like to announce that after goodness knows how long...I just got the name.

Choksondick!


Aaaaah! I'll be over here in the corner.

58  I was a "frackker" for the Evil Halliburton. 10000-20000 hp going down hole from a whole line of Cummins twin turbo-supercharged V12 engines working through HT-400 pumps and pressures of 5,000-20,000 psi. A lot of coordination, a lot of skill, a lot of work. It was quite a show every time we did it. A man could get killed if he had his wormy head up his ass...

Posted by: maddogg at June 02, 2011 05:18 PM (OlN4e)

 

I drove salt-water transport here in OK in the early eighties and have seen this done numerous times.  You're right.  The process is loud and intense, especially when a flange weld blows. 

59 Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 05:35 PM

The guy's life, apparently, is a right mess, and Walsh is trying to air his dirty laundry to take the heat off Weiner and shift it back to the real enemy, Clarence Thomas.

Scary, isn't it, the crud that flows from this font of idiocy.

60 dumas

61 Sorry for being cryptic. The leak story:

Leaked Emails Show Tip To Breitbart About Weiner Tweet

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 05:36 PM (+/eKV)

I still call bullshit.  If he was really hacked, he'd want the police investigating.

62 61. I laugh EVERY TIME Ms Choksondik posts here yes I'm mature that way

63 But frakking makes water burn, wingnuts!

64 What's delicious is how all the pro-green antibodies come out to attack that article in the comments.  Greens and lefties--F U.  KNOCK URSELF OUT

65 --- yes I'm mature that way Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 02, 2011 05:40 PM

It's effete, upper-crust types like ourselves that make this the Smart Military Blog that it is.

66 southparkzz in yur commenz

67
Eh, disregard #59. This seems to be another liberal hallucination.

68 #47 Those Prius drivers are an enormous pain in the butt. If you are behind a car that is going too slow it is either a senior citizen or someone in a Prius. They don't understand the basic concept that you are SUPPOSED to drive at least five miles over the speed limit. Geez, inconveniencing me, in order to save the Earth. Jerks.

69

Who should be hacked next to distract attention away from our plot to kill Gaia by means of the Big Evil Oil Companies?

Surely someone will catch on if we follow through with our plan to pump high pressure water into the Earth until it bursts like a big fucking ballon, killing all the grandmothers in one fell swoop as directed by Ryan... unless we hax0r a Twitter account.

Does Schumer have a Twitter account?  I suggest posting a photoshopped picture of him having sexual relations with a TV camera- it has to have an air of plausibility if it's to work, after all.

I'll have Murdoch run it by Breitbart to see what they can do.  Even if they catch on, those dumb liberals at DKos will just accuse us of trying to divert attention from Christie's helicopter use, so they pose no threat.

70

How much fracking could have been accomplished over the last 3 years, if we put in, oh, say $5 Trillion dollars?

But as toby928 points out, who needs prosperity. Decline is a choice and so far, Western societies have for the most part been choosing, decline. Even Canada, although it pulled out of Kyoto, part 2, still parrots climate change.

I think all of this will be adopted someday. I just think it's going to be after the collapse. Once the welfare state collapses, environmentalism will follow. That cleansing fire is going to be something to see.

 

71 I've said many times in the past that the real result of the environmental movement is to keep oil prices higher, thereby making more money for eeeeviiiilllll Big Oil.

The Greenies are made-to-order for OPEC.  If they aren't funding them, they should.

72

I still call bullshit.  If he was really hacked, he'd want the police investigating.

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 02, 2011 05:39 PM

Don't get me wrong -- I don't for one minute give any credence to Weiner. But regarding Dan Wolfe, I thought maybe Joan Walsh had somehow . . . eh, she's not that smart.

73 Commies love them some slavery.

The "environmental movement" is all about turning armed free people into disarmed slaves.

74  --- Posted by: enviro dick (no photos please) at June 02, 2011 05:42 PM

She's conservative, hwp, and rides a (motor)bike. I think naughty things when I go to that site.

75
The guy's life, apparently, is a right mess, and Walsh is trying to air his dirty laundry to take the heat off Weiner and shift it back to the real enemy, Clarence Thomas.

Hm, I didn't know all that. Well, good luck to the scrunt. Just because Wolfe is not Sir Galahad doesn't mean Weiner is.

76

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 02, 2011 05:43 PM (GKQDR)

20 years ago, many here wanted to open up more area to oil drilling... but were told it would take 10 years to get the oil....

So.... that oil would have been pumping for the last 10 years...

They said the same thing 10 years ago.. and last year... and now...

The it'll take 10 years to get the oil arguement is stupidly shortsighted... yet gets trotted out every time we talk about drilling...

That, and the 'we must save ANWAR's pristine wilderness so our descendents can enjoy it... when its a F'n SWAMP that no one but mosquitoes is ever going to enjoy...

77 57 Hehehe. I just sorta kinda remembered that 'member' is a euphemism for the male sexual appendage. Should cause some snickers when Weiner gets referred to as an 'outstanding member of Congress'.
___________

Could be worse. There was a music store in the Cache Valley Mall up in Logan, UT that kept putting up advertisements for its Adult Organ Classes.

Don't know if the store is still there.

78 Here a hack, there a hack...
Everywhere a hack hack,

Old McWeiner had a ______________!
EIEIO

79 Sorry for being cryptic. The leak story:

Leaked Emails Show Tip To Breitbart About Weiner Tweet

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 05:36 PM (+/eKV)

If emails truly were leaked, who did it?   Doesn't make sense it would be @patriot guy/girl.   If it was Breitbart, that's fucked up.

80 And she enslaves dogs as if she owned them or something, jcjimi!

81

NPR News got hacked this morning too - some bitter-clinger-winger with mad radio-hax-fu tricked the dulcet-toned newsreaderette into mentioning Weinergate!

Oh, the Huma-weenie!

82 The left has been blinded by fossil fuels for a long time and inherent hysterics only cause most of us to tune out to any topic they go off about.

Unfortunately that means most of us are missing this rising issue.  As concerns our way of life, other rare metals, water, gasses, and food are simply not plentiful enough for 7+ billion people to live the way we do.  We mostly live in 2-4 bedroom heated/cooled homes 1-2 vehicles.  A quickly rising apprx  2-2.5 billion of earths 6.8 billion people right now live like us, and the price of basic metals, food, and fuel, have been increasing year on year for awhile now.  Copper as a core building and industrial material that used to be more plentiful above needs is now running shorts.  As China/India combined 2.6 billion people have more of their people leaving shacks to buy homes and cars shortages and price jumps are going to become more frequent.  Communism kept a few billion people to poor to compete for resources over the 75'ish years thus artificially delaying the effects of earths population.  There are ways to keep our current consumption levels:

A. limit earth population to 2-3 billion
B. keep all but the privileged 2-3 billion living in shacks on 2-3 cups of rice/wheat a day
C. reorganize our lifestyles into lighter resource use and maybe max 4-5 billion can live comfortable modern lives.
D. Make the western money so valuable we get first dibs on everything.

There is only so much that can be done to build cars and homes out of less materials.  Unfortunately what is happening now is that we are devaluing our dollar as our need to compete for resources is ramping up.  Its a bad confluence of events.   I am an "all of the above" guy.

*start making birth control free the whole world over for anyone who wants it
*end foreign aid of food and money (it props up dictators while exploding birth rates)
*Shrink or switch to more plentiful resources for homes and cars
*stabilize the dollar
*Western World start stock piling rare materials (very necessary in electronics and manufacturing)
*Start building thorium power plants
*Manhattan project on solar and battery technology
*A slew of new dams to store fresh water for drought years

Anyway that would be a good start to a "healthy Civilization" that would have hopes of being around 200 years from now.  Of course I think we are just going to go down like the post-Roman world did, so none of this matters.

83 Favre pulled a Weiner before Weiner pulled a wiener.


My boss pulled a weiner before either one of those two amateurs.

84 All your oil drilling lands are belong to us!

85 I would like to announce that after goodness knows how long...I just got the name. Choksondick! Aaaaah! I'll be over here in the corner. Posted by: jcjimi at June 02, 2011 05:39 PM (ay6+/) I assumed there would be a lot more South Park fans here. I like to threaten my husband that I'll refer to him as Mr Choksondik if he doesn't do my bidding.

86 And she enslaves dogs as if she owned them or something, jcjimi!

Posted by: enviro dick (no photos please) at June 02, 2011 05:49 PM

Well, call me a fucking dog, then...

87

If emails truly were leaked, who did it?   Doesn't make sense it would be @patriot guy/girl.   If it was Breitbart, that's fucked up.

Posted by: Steph at June 02, 2011 05:49 PM

I can't believe it was Breitbart. Ace disagrees with the term "leak," saying someone SENT the emails to the Smoking Gun, but he can't guess who, and he doesn't give a shit.

Let's have a sip of tea and see what happens.

88 Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2011 05:48 PM (NtXW4)

This fucking "We won't see the oil for 10 years" bullshit drives me fucking nuts!!  The reason is because of the damned Envirofuckwits file lawsuits at every stage of the permit process. 

We built the Empire State building in about a year with the technology of the 1930's.  And these assholes are saying that we can't get a 60 mile extension from the ANWR site to tie into the existing pipeline and drill the wells for 10 fucking years!!

89 I can't believe it was Breitbart. Ace disagrees with the term "leak," saying someone SENT the emails to the Smoking Gun, but he can't guess who, and he doesn't give a shit.

Let's have a sip of tea and see what happens.

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 05:51 PM (+/eKV)

Well, if the emails were between Breitbart and teh patiot guy, there's only 2 choices, right?   Someone needs to give a shit, because it feeds into the hacking bullshit.

90 While you are sipping your tea, why not have a peak at the Sarah Palin nontroversy of the day

they must have had a little talk with that guy martin basher.

91 Just wanna say: Having just listened to the Around the Horn podcast, Mr. Weiner kinda reminds me of Jay Mariotti. Meaning, after Mariotti's fall from grace a few months ago, does anyone even remember who he was? Anyone?

92  --- I assumed there would be a lot more South Park fans here.

You'd think.

No TV so I'm a little slow on popular culture. Still...Choksondik. Jeez. That was some serious low-hanging fruit.

93 how many pickled peckers did schmuck wieners schmekel ..
o boy. i have now become a schmekel heckler.

94 89 I would like to announce that after goodness knows how long...I just got the name.


Wow.  A Ms. Choksondik virgin!

95

Does Salon do Opposite Day?

What's Opposite Day?

96

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 02, 2011 05:35 PM

I would like to announce that after goodness knows how long...I just got the name.

Choksondick!
Aaaaah! I'll be over here in the corner.

Posted by jcjimi

It's all this Weiner talk for days on end......  it really focuses the mind.

97 Aaaaah! I'll be over here in the corner.

Posted by: jcjimi at June 02, 2011 05:39 PM (ay6+/)

 

That's funnier than the joke name.

98  --- Wow.  A Ms. Choksondik virgin!

I haven't been called a virgin since my first Rocky Horror Picture Show!

_{^{Actually, I really WAS a virgin then.}}

99 gah forgive my sad  display of weiners putz jokes.

100

i was just reading this a little while ago, read the comments on the Salon site, they are priceless!

 

101 While you are sipping your tea, why not have a peak at the Sarah Palin nontroversy of the day

they must have had a little talk with that guy martin basher.

Posted by: curious at June 02, 2011 05:54 PM (k1rwm)

No thanks.

102 These last couple of days have been all weiner schnitzel.

103

A little OT non-hackery.

Finally!  A cogent definition of socialism.  Another excellent post by Daniel Greenfield.

104 I tell people all the time that we have plenty of oil, we might as well use it up and let necessity be the mother of invention a few hundred years from now.

105 the big mucky-muck Lefties know they have to abandon AGW, so starts the long walk back...

106 .#47
Those Prius drivers are an enormous pain in the butt. If you are behind a car that is going too slow it is either a senior citizen or someone in a Prius. They don't understand the basic concept that you are SUPPOSED to drive at least five miles over the speed limit.
Geez, inconveniencing me, in order to save the Earth. Jerks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 02, 2011 05:43 PM (j/5DA)

I am glad someone else noticed this, I though it was just me. The fuckers that drive those things drive like shit. Everytime I get cutt off or someone pulls out in front of me, or is going 40 on the freeway,  its a goddamed Prius with some kook, acorn eater behind the wheel.

 

107 I haven't seen Ace on fire like this in a while.  I'll just reiterate: he found a cheap source of great blow.

Watch your heart, Ace.

108 --- he found a cheap source of great blow.

blessing and a curse. Such is life.

109 The grape vine says there are three cases of the e coli thing in germany here in the US.   Does anyone know how you can protect yourself from this?   Should you nuke your salad fixings before you use them?  TIA

110 Chances of ace quitting this story? 1%.

Chances of ace sending me a picture of his junk, again? 90%

111

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 02, 2011 06:02 PM (+qHxi)

LOL... used to LOVE seeing Prius jump out into the fast lane, going uphill... on I 70 in Colorado...

My 2001 Durango RT (with after market supercharger) always seemed to want to EAT them...

Hmmm... wonder how many Miles to the Prius I would get....

112 Calling biomass fuels CO2 emitting is extremely disingenuous. Yes, burning wood or other crops releases CO2, but that CO2 was in the atmosphere just a few short months or years ago before being captured by the plants that are being burned. And when more plants are grown to replace these, they'll absorb the CO2 currently being released.

I stole this from the comments over at Salon.  I about shit when I read it.  These people know absolutely nothing about combustion, energy, science or life.  When you burn a carbon fuel such as gasoline, natural gas or even wood in air(21% O2, 78% N2, less than 1% other shit), you get HEAT+CO2+H2O+N2(already there)+ trace amounts of other shit(including NOx, SOx,CO). You don't merely release CO2 that was absorbed by the plants.  These idiots can no longer be permitted to dumb down real science with their obscene stupidity.  The most depressing part is that I bet these people learned this in high school.

113 The grape vine says there are three cases of the e coli thing in germany here in the US. Does anyone know how you can protect yourself from this? Should you nuke your salad fixings before you use them? TIA Posted by: curious at June 02, 2011 06:06 PM (k1rwm) Clean your lettuce with your own piss. Piss also helps sprained ankles. Just saying

114 TMZ reporting Tito Ortiz was "hacked" on twitter with nude pics.  Looks like a spoof on Weinergate maybe?

115 Posted by: nevergiveup at June 02, 2011 06:08 PM (i6RpT)

ugh that is disgusting. 

116 I was fracking my weiner at Salon and this just sorta slipped out.

You're welcome.

117 Heh.  I just went to Slate for the first time in, like, 10 years.  Well, I went there once in '03, I think, looked around The Fray, and one of my old friends found me, and I left.

118

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2011 05:48 PM (NtXW4)

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 02, 2011 05:52 PM (Rn2kl)

Exactly. Constant delays. No drilling here. No drilling there. As societies, we have a choice and we're choosing suicide.

I'm a big fan of the DOOM threads simply because I'm looking forward to the welfare state crashing and burning. Higher education is going to burn when Western civ goes bankrupt. Hopefully the media will somehow be destroyed also. A good cleansing fire will do everyone good. It'll be a good time to have useful skills.

 

119 ugh that is disgusting. Posted by: curious at June 02, 2011 06:10 PM (k1rwm) Old Basketball Coach told me that once. Of course he was a Boston Celtic?

120 "Hopefully these shitheads will start running out of gas money. That's really all it takes for many of them to change their minds -- their car out of gas on the emergency lane in the middle of nowhere. " The icing will be when one of their beloved, coked-up, 0.27 BAC undocumented workers turns them into thirty-foot long stains on the pavement.

121

That, and the 'we must save ANWAR's pristine wilderness so our descendents can enjoy it... when its a F'n SWAMP that no one but mosquitoes is ever going to enjoy...

Romeo13

The only way people enjoy it is by seeing vids and photos of it.  If there aren't enough vids and photos of it now there is always CGI to make more.(stipulating that drilling it would ruin it, which it wouldn't) 

122 Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

...and how!

123

Ace, shut your computer off and go have fun... please.

 

124

Well what took you so long Joy?  You dumb scrunt.  Here's Joy's little Weiner comment...

According to Joy Behar of 'The View,' someone is "out to get" Anthony Weiner because "they don't like his politics."

Do any of you ettes want to go out to get weiner?  I'm game if you are.

125 Does this mean that Soro's Petrobus wants to drill here drill now?

126 >>Clean your lettuce with your own piss. Piss also helps sprained ankles. Just saying Not to mention jellyfish stings. Seriously, you see a hot babe on the beach writhing in pain, whip out your schwanz and pee on her. You won't believe the reaction you get.

127 Salon wasn't hacked. Thanks to the tireless efforts of Karl Rove, the VRWC has inserted one of Dick Chaney's Black Water operatives as a mole.

128

O/T

Delaware Republican Party complaint against COD dismissed by FEC.

COD working party-time at Hooter's.

129

What's Opposite Day?

Posted by: WaterCow


Opposite Day is where you put all your personal credit information on-line and hope that the opposite happens of what you expect to happen.

130

I tell people all the time that we have plenty of oil, we might as well use it up and let necessity be the mother of invention a few hundred years from now.

IF the oil was used up then necessity would probably summon up coal as a replacement.

131 It'll be a good time to have useful skills.

I facilitate inter-office communication using electronic data exchange.

132 Not to mention jellyfish stings. Seriously, you see a hot babe on the beach writhing in pain, whip out your schwanz and pee on her. You won't believe the reaction you get.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2011 06:15 PM (TMB3S)

Just don't take pics of it and post it on Twitter... cause THAT will get you in trouble!

133

I tell people all the time that we have plenty of oil, we might as well use it up and let necessity be the mother of invention a few hundred years from now.

 

Well, the libs look at money that way, so why so opposed to drilling?

134

Posted by: Speller at June 02, 2011 06:18 PM (J74Py)

I just like to ask them... OK... just how were we getting around 100 years ago??? ro 150 years ago???

I had a conversation with my maternal grandfather... and he always was amzaed that in his lifetime, we had gone from Horse and Wagons, to the Moon... during his lifetime....

Sadly... my 20 year old kids can't say we've been to the moon in THEIR lifetime...

135 137

I tell people all the time that we have plenty of oil money, we might as well use it up and let necessity be the mother of invention a few hundred years from now.

 FIFY

136 I haven't even seen the post. I would like to say "penis" underwear" and um, "penis". Please enjoy the rest of your flight

137 We were always told (mandatory lifeguard-training crap at a freakin' POND) that hot water, even out of a plastic jug in the sun, was better than piss for jellyfish. 

138 Clean your lettuce with your own piss. Piss also helps sprained ankles. Just saying

oh,.. their own piss... Well who's piss do you think they are using?

139  Does this mean that Soro's Petrobus wants to drill here drill now?

Posted by: willow at June 02, 2011 06:14 PM (h+qn8)

 

I'm sure Petey has all the permits ready. 

140 This is obviously a conspiracy hatched by the evil trio of Clarence Thomas, Sarah Palin and Karl Rove.  Does their evil know no bounds?

141 142 Clean your lettuce with your own piss. Piss also helps sprained ankles. Just saying

oh,.. their own piss... Well who's piss do you think they are using?

Posted by: nine cocoa at June 02, 2011 06:23 PM (uz3hs)

Government piss issued by the suprluss piss program administered by @RepWeiner

142 Kerry on FOX TV about the tornado and damage in MASS. "Things like this are not suppose to happen here" No I guess you just wish death and destruction on those conservatives in the Heartland ha?

143 This thread isn't about me.  Do I need to take my motorcycle helmet off?

144 We've been HACKED!!!!!

145 Nobody can eat just one!

146 >>We were always told (mandatory lifeguard-training crap at a freakin' POND) that hot water, even out of a plastic jug in the sun, was better than piss for jellyfish. Well, yeah! That's what they want you to think. Seriously, I used to teach SCUBA in the islands. Lots of jellyfish and we didn't always have a jug of warm water with us but we were will stocked with warm piss. It works.

147

Well, if the emails were between Breitbart and teh patiot guy, there's only 2 choices, right?   Someone needs to give a shit, because it feeds into the hacking bullshit.

Posted by: Steph at June 02, 2011 05:53 PM

Steph, go back to that other thread and read the last few posts. Me with Breitbart's twitter feed, Jeff B, and ace.

I don't want to post it all twice since ace is getting a little het up.

148 I don't get it...why is Salon publishing something sensible?

149  --- Do I need to take my motorcycle helmet off?
Posted by: Sarah Palin (TM) at June 02, 2011 06:27 PM

Baby, you can leave your hat on.

150 I don't get it...why is Salon publishing something sensible?

Posted by: PJ at June 02, 2011 06:32 PM (tybhV)

 

Black is white and night is day.  Such is the reality in which we live.

151 Baby, you can leave your hat on. Posted by: jcjimi channeling whats his name at June 02, 2011 06:34 PM (ay6+/) Not if she bucks, that could leave a shiner

152 Steph, go back to that other thread and read the last few posts. Me with Breitbart's twitter feed, Jeff B, and ace.

I don't want to post it all twice since ace is getting a little het up.

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 06:29 PM (+/eKV)

Okay, thanks.   Guess they're pissed at me for asking?

153 HEY!!!   ACE!!!!  JACKFUCK!!!  If I wanted to read your hashtags, and retweets,  I would follow you on twitter?  STOP the Tweet bullshit, I HATE TWITTER, I see it the same way I saw IRC, and YES I had a less than 4 figure IRC account.    STOP THAT SHIT and STICK TO WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT!

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!

154  ---Not if she bucks, that could leave a shiner Posted by: nevergiveup at June 02, 2011 06:35 PM

Life is full off risks. I'm willing to take a couple.

155 someone is cranky.

156 Ace never used to tweet but he is on tweet-roids now!

157 off yee sock! Quit hacing my hash!

158 AIUI, the e coli is limited to cucumbers ... EU is arguing about the country which produces said cucumbers ...

159 Is the Gerard Van Der Leun lecturing people about "Snorkeling in the Sewer" at the American Digest the same Gerard Van Der Leun who published this "Monica Lewinsky: The Early Years" picture in his Flickr photostream:

Monica Lewinsky: The Early Years ?

If so, this guy has a pretty big set of brass balls to be lecturing Ace and other right-wing bloggers on what's appropriate for public discourse and what isn't.

(I also asked this question at the American Digest blog, but Van Der Leun appears to censor dissenting comments there.)

160 164 AIUI, the e coli is limited to cucumbers ... EU is arguing about the country which produces said cucumbers ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 02, 2011 06:41 PM (L9W0l)

it is a congressional district in NEW YAWK

161 164 AIUI, the e coli is limited to cucumbers ... EU is arguing about the country which produces said cucumbers ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 02, 2011 06:41 PM (L9W0l)

Just fucking great.  Now what are we going to stick up our butts?

162

Hello???

Of course your gonna start hearing abunch of so called "Hacked" stories. That's the way they roll, this all part of running cover for Weiner!

If it appears to be an epidemic, then everybody will ignore Lt. WeinerDog

163 AIUI, the e coli is limited to cucumbers ... EU is arguing about the country which produces said cucumbers ... Posted by: Adriane at June 02, 2011 06:41 PM (L9W0l) Just fucking great. Now what are we going to stick up our butts? Posted by: Slovakian Pornstars Union at June 02, 2011 06:44 PM (pdRb1) Ya know where E Coli comes from don't ya?

164 I don't get it...why is Salon publishing something sensible?

Maybe a desire to become relevant again?

165 169 AIUI, the e coli is limited to cucumbers ... EU is arguing about the country which produces said cucumbers ...
Posted by: Adriane at June 02, 2011 06:41 PM (L9W0l)

Just fucking great. Now what are we going to stick up our butts?

Posted by: Slovakian Pornstars Union at June 02, 2011 06:44 PM (pdRb1)

Ya know where E Coli comes from don't ya?

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 02, 2011 06:45 PM (i6RpT)

That is kind of what I was implying

166

Okay, thanks.   Guess they're pissed at me for asking?

Posted by: Steph at June 02, 2011 06:37 PM

More like pissed at me for posting.

167 I see it the same way I saw IRC, and YES I had a less than 4 figure IRC account.

Have you had sunshine on your skin in the past two decades?

168 AIUI, the e coli is limited to cucumbers ... EU is arguing about the country which produces said cucumbers ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 02, 2011 06:41 PM (L9W0l)

 

I think they've narrowed it to down to the cucumbers that have passed through Madomselle Chelle's House of Pleasure. 

169 More like pissed at me for posting.

Posted by: arhooley at June 02, 2011 06:47 PM (+/eKV)

Glad you did.   I'd like as many details about this as possible.   Do you know where breitbart is posting his story about teh @patriot?

170 I had a less than 4 figure IRC account.

What the Breitbart is a "4 figure IRC account"?  IRC doesn't *have* accounts.  I know, I've used it on and off since 1991.

171 Have you had sunshine on your skin in the past two decades?

What's so wrong if you haven't had the sun shine on your skin for over two decades?  Sunlight is carcinogenic, you know.

/Then again, what isn't these days?

172 86 There are ways to keep our current consumption levels:

A. limit earth population to 2-3 billion

Posted by: Shiggz at June 02, 2011 05:50 PM (mLAWK)
_________

Cool. You go first, we'll follow.

173 96 Still...Choksondik. Jeez. That was some serious low-hanging fruit.
__________

Yeah, well, if you'd watched the show you'd know it's not exactly the *fruit* that's hanging low.

174 The comments at Salon are roasting the author. The main point of his article was that fossil fuels won't be running out any time soon, for centuries, and they are having NONE OF IT. Many of them wonder why this 'republican shit/propaganda' is appearing on their site.

175 It's fossilicious!

176 This cucumber story ties back in with Ginger Lee.

Through the looking glass, people!

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