December 13, 2011
— Ace You're going to click, and then you're going to complain, like I'm the bad guy.
I am not the bad guy. I'm the guy telling you not to click.
And yet you will.
Don't click. I'm tellin' ya.
More like that here, and don't click on this either.
Via @starchambermaid.
You Can Click On This One: You won't be happy you clicked on it, but you can click on it.
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Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is Rooting For LSU & Newt at December 13, 2011 12:26 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: lorien1973 at December 13, 2011 12:28 PM (usXZy)
Posted by: dana loesch is a babe at December 13, 2011 12:29 PM (2qDRX)
Posted by: lorien1973 at December 13, 2011 12:29 PM (usXZy)
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 12:29 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 12:30 PM (tsC/8)
I am very good at heeding instructions like that. never seen goats3, l3monpty, or any of the assorted cup pics or vids.
Man, you make the internet too easy when you say "don't click"
Posted by: imp at December 13, 2011 12:30 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 13, 2011 12:31 PM (4136b)
Posted by: Barney the Dinosaur at December 13, 2011 12:31 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 12:32 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Barney the Dinosaur at December 13, 2011 04:31 PM
Maybe Journey too.
Posted by: Barney the Dinosaur at December 13, 2011 12:32 PM (e8kgV)
It's OK. Just Puppies.
I'm always right, and I never lie, so you can believe me!
Posted by: jwb7605 at December 13, 2011 12:32 PM (+KHIt)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 12:33 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 12:33 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Diane Slusher at December 13, 2011 12:33 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Tami at December 13, 2011 12:34 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Vic at December 13, 2011 12:34 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Vic at December 13, 2011 12:35 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 12:35 PM (Ho2rs)
Mmm, you know, maybe I won't.
On second thought, yeah, I wanna see.
Buuuut, maybe I shouldn't.
*16 hours of the same shit later*
Whew, what a long day. I'm all worn out. Guess I'll just go relax now.
Posted by: Barry the Decider at December 13, 2011 12:35 PM (7bTty)
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 12:35 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Z Ryan at December 13, 2011 12:35 PM (tsC/8)
This is you , if you choose to sit in front of the computer your whole life and eat cheetos.
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 12:36 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Zorachus at December 13, 2011 12:36 PM (3E0A5)
Posted by: Diane Slusher at December 13, 2011 12:37 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 13, 2011 12:38 PM (3ESDJ)
Posted by: Diane Slusher at December 13, 2011 12:38 PM (r2PLg)
I've been asking myself the same question for months now. Eh, must not be important.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson, elite newsdesk guy at December 13, 2011 12:39 PM (mmHDH)
baaaaby I need your luviiin , gots to have all your luviiin
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 12:39 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at December 13, 2011 12:39 PM (2Oas0)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 12:40 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 04:39 PM (GULKT)
good for him and curious to finally find one another
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is Rooting For LSU & Newt at December 13, 2011 12:40 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 12:40 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 12:40 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Honey Badger at December 13, 2011 12:40 PM (GvYeG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 04:40 PM (Ho2rs)
damn it, you got to it first
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is Rooting For LSU & Newt at December 13, 2011 12:40 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: Lojack at December 13, 2011 12:41 PM (J8uGt)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 12:41 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2011 12:41 PM (Z7toi)
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 12:41 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 12:41 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 12:42 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2011 12:43 PM (Z7toi)
Posted by: Twig at December 13, 2011 12:44 PM (w9N0m)
Posted by: Penfold at December 13, 2011 12:44 PM (1PeEC)
OT
Sandusky's Lawyer says call 1-800-Reality if you think his client sexually abused young boys
now I invite you to actually call 1-800-Reality
I'll wait
*waits*
yeah...bad choice of phone number
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is Rooting For LSU & Newt at December 13, 2011 12:45 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: Roy at December 13, 2011 12:45 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at December 13, 2011 12:46 PM (6IReR)
More like an apron.
My driveway has an apron like that.
Posted by: Roy at December 13, 2011 12:46 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 12:47 PM (MMC8r)
I don't understand why the judge doesn't issue a gag order. That lawyer is clearly trying to intimidate witnesses and it sounds like Sandusky and his wife contacted accusers during the investigatory phase.
Posted by: Y-not at December 13, 2011 12:47 PM (5H6zj)
You know when you feel like shit and know all you need to do is barf and you'll feel better but you can't?
I feel better.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 13, 2011 12:48 PM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 13, 2011 04:30 PM (hXJOG)
Plus, its a flotation device in the event of an emergency water landing.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 13, 2011 12:48 PM (WCQp7)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 13, 2011 12:48 PM (8JpQH)
Posted by: joncelli, curled up in a fetal ball at December 13, 2011 12:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bru at December 13, 2011 12:48 PM (w/Zwl)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 12:49 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 12:49 PM (8y9MW)
The evil Ewok strikes again.
Posted by: Vic at December 13, 2011 12:50 PM (YdQQY)
That Awkward Family Photos is a daily view. There are families weirder than your own.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 13, 2011 12:50 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 13, 2011 12:50 PM (DYR2Q)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2011 12:50 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Gerbil Malodor at December 13, 2011 12:51 PM (/CSLJ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2011 12:51 PM (H/kgP)
Posted by: mike at December 13, 2011 12:51 PM (0hdwM)
Posted by: toby928© at December 13, 2011 12:52 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: mike at December 13, 2011 12:53 PM (0hdwM)
just once
really it's o.k.
no really
funny...
if your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow?
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2011 12:54 PM (h+qn8)
So, how old is the boy hanging on the woman's tit?
16, he's a midget, er little person.
I think it's his sister...
Posted by: Cicerokid at December 13, 2011 12:55 PM (mTrkT)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 13, 2011 12:55 PM (baL2B)
Here's a safe link article about it.
Sandusky's lawyer seems to be an idiot.
Posted by: Y-not at December 13, 2011 12:56 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 13, 2011 12:56 PM (bRdb3)
Some of us have learned this lesson.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 12:56 PM (8y9MW)
Wasn't his lawyer going on yesterday about how that assistant coach twerp (who saw it but didn't stop it) was going to fall apart on the stand, or something? He was going to just beat up on the witnesses in the Prelim hearing this morning? And then waived the hearing.
Yeah, I'm going with "idiot."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 12:58 PM (8y9MW)
Just had an initial phone discussion with a tech recruiter for an IT gig supporting manufacturing in the Clemson, SC area.
Might be an interesting move.
Posted by: Scott J at December 13, 2011 12:58 PM (KC2BE)
I just got here. I'd hit it like a deep dish.
Posted by: Herman Cain at December 13, 2011 12:58 PM (EL+OC)
Posted by: morigu at December 13, 2011 12:59 PM (qplf7)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at December 13, 2011 01:00 PM (qndXR)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 13, 2011 01:00 PM (8JpQH)
Posted by: UGrev at December 13, 2011 01:00 PM (yBuLL)
111 Mike, that boy is at least four years old and will have issues someday with his Mama.
And probably with women in general. ....I thought he looked like at least a four year old, too....maybe even older.
Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 13, 2011 01:00 PM (HvKWW)
Pint of Pudding for the person that guess' which one of the pictures is ACE!
Hint: The perm was popular in the 80's
Posted by: Spicoli at December 13, 2011 01:01 PM (JMsOK)
Here's a safe link article about it.
Sandusky's lawyer seems to be an idiot.
Posted by: Y-not at December 13, 2011 04:56 PM (5H6zj)
yes that's why I invited others to call it, I called the number myself. I was stunned at the irony
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is Rooting For LSU & Newt at December 13, 2011 01:01 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: mike at December 13, 2011 01:01 PM (0hdwM)
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry at December 13, 2011 01:02 PM (xH9Q6)
Posted by: UGrev at December 13, 2011 05:00 PM (yBuLL)
thanks for telling us your a dumbass or something
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is Rooting For LSU & Newt at December 13, 2011 01:02 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: UGrev at December 13, 2011 01:03 PM (yBuLL)
Posted by: UGrev at December 13, 2011 05:03 PM (yBuLL)
what crow? I garan-fucking-tee you Ron Paul wont be the nominee, much less win 1 primary or caucus, go back to Drudge Report to linger in your fantasies idiot
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is Rooting For LSU & Newt at December 13, 2011 01:04 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: Julie at December 13, 2011 01:05 PM (O/fK8)
Posted by: Phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 01:06 PM (NFGpX)
We will be "sorta neighbors". Clemson is a good ways from me over on the extreme western edge in the mountains. I understand it is a beautiful area.
Posted by: Vic at December 13, 2011 01:06 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Julie at December 13, 2011 05:05 PM (O/fK
then can they cuff Joe and the assistant coach who saw the act?
*runs*
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is Rooting For LSU & Newt at December 13, 2011 01:06 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: NukemHill at December 13, 2011 01:08 PM (7WLzC)
The thing that the Paul Bots don't understand is that Ron Paul doesn't want to be President. He wants to speak truth to power or some shit....but he does not want to be President....and he would not accept the nomination anyway.
Posted by: Spicoli at December 13, 2011 01:08 PM (JMsOK)
I've been through there years ago.
It is Auburn with a lake according to Lewis Grizzard so as an Aubie I might feel at home.
Posted by: Scott J at December 13, 2011 01:09 PM (KC2BE)
Seems that only about a 100 people showed up and most of them bussed in from Dallas and Houston.
But she did find parking.
Holder speaks around 6 Central time.
Posted by: Pecos, Perry in a blaze of Glory at December 13, 2011 01:09 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: Julie at December 13, 2011 01:09 PM (O/fK8)
You know... one of the "facts" gun-grabbers like to use (I know, because {sadly} I'm related to one) is that a victim having a gun "increases the risk of the situation." None of them ever admits that the increased risk is almost all on the perpetrator, not the victim.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:11 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is Rooting For LSU & Newt at December 13, 2011 01:11 PM (yAor6)
Give Joe Paterno his job back for one more year! It is the right thing to do!
Posted by: Can O Raid at December 13, 2011 01:11 PM (JMsOK)
That might suggest the reason they were cancelled, then.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:12 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Jellytoast at December 13, 2011 01:14 PM (nlwkR)
Posted by: mike at December 13, 2011 01:15 PM (0hdwM)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2011 01:15 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Edj at December 13, 2011 01:15 PM (+QKfp)
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 01:16 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Texas Fluke at December 13, 2011 01:17 PM (NrtjZ)
That, and their die-hard reliance on the lack-of-proof fallacy. The fact that the key way guns make people safer is by the bad-guys finding something less dangerous to do in the first place. But, since you can't measure that, they just assume it doesn't happen.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:17 PM (8y9MW)
So let's take a closer look, say, starting with Sony Pictures. Now someone at Sony has been very naughty indeed, downloading Conan the Barbarian, The Black Keys (song), a Beavis and Butthead episode, and Dubstep Mediations (album).
Next up is NBC Universal, where an employee or employees downloaded the first season of 'Game of Thrones,' some trance music, along with a DVD rip of 'Cowboys and Aliens.'
Don't click on that movie.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Guest Hosting Sesame Street News at December 13, 2011 01:17 PM (KOQBP)
Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2011 01:18 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: ontherocks at December 13, 2011 01:18 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: epobirs at December 13, 2011 01:18 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:19 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: mike at December 13, 2011 01:21 PM (0hdwM)
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2011 01:21 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at December 13, 2011 01:23 PM (r590z)
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 01:23 PM (MMC8r)
No. He's trying out for the part of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in the new Ghostbusters movie.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:24 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: ErikW at December 13, 2011 01:24 PM (QLJb1)
Posted by: Mama AJ on phone at December 13, 2011 01:24 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Seth at December 13, 2011 01:24 PM (e6MoS)
No I think it was from the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean: At Diets End"
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 13, 2011 01:26 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:26 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Grim Reaper at December 13, 2011 01:26 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 13, 2011 01:27 PM (i6RpT)
Those would be her viewers.
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 01:27 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Grim Reaper at December 13, 2011 05:26 PM (e8kgV)
Read: Fired
Posted by: Seth at December 13, 2011 01:27 PM (e6MoS)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2011 01:28 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:28 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 01:28 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Joffen at December 13, 2011 01:31 PM (zLeKL)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 01:31 PM (niZvt)
Damn you to hell, Ace.
Posted by: Comatosarian at December 13, 2011 01:32 PM (sTS/8)
Posted by: Reconstitute Standard Oil at December 13, 2011 01:32 PM (lBlYJ)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2011 01:33 PM (XE2Oo)
I see Hotair is eagerly reporting Gingrich may be on the verge of catastrophic prolapse, with Ron Paul next up the ladder to show us his puckering sphincter before finally succumbing to the inevitable Mitt Romney
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 05:31 PM (niZvt)
You paint quite the verbal picture.
Posted by: ErikW at December 13, 2011 01:34 PM (QLJb1)
Nice to see that you finally got a girlfriend, Ace - baby's got back....
Here's a palate cleanser: An eclectic (and funny) mix of music today: My Advent Calendar of Music – Day #13: Odds and Ends http://t.co/qhxryAUz Enjoy!
(No sacred music today - but there is a nice mix of it throughout the month....)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at December 13, 2011 01:35 PM (0xqzf)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 01:37 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 01:38 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 01:39 PM (niZvt)
You're going to click, and then you're going to complain, like I'm the bad guy.>>>>>>>
Clicking on this stuff is our fault. Posting this stuff is YOUR fault.
Posted by: joejm65 at December 13, 2011 01:39 PM (UZuc4)
sometimes, civilizations decline very rapidly, dragging almost everyone down
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, im Tal der wilden Rosen at December 13, 2011 01:39 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: blue star at December 13, 2011 01:40 PM (y8nHf)
That first guy had boobehs so it counts.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 13, 2011 01:41 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 01:41 PM (niZvt)
Newt needs to pose naked with Callista and a sword. That'll confirm that he is one badass mofo.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2011 01:42 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2011 01:42 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at December 13, 2011 01:43 PM (5V3OV)
If you can aim steadily with midgets hanging from your nipples, we'd like to talk to you.
Posted by: The Lollipop Guild Defense Force at December 13, 2011 01:43 PM (QKKT0)
What do you mean, sir? I breastfed until I was 17 and turned out just fine.
I remember it like it was yesterday. Wait- it was yesterday. Nevermind.
Posted by: Ezra Klein at December 13, 2011 01:43 PM (SY2Kh)
If you can aim steadily with midgets hanging from your nipples, we'd like to talk to you.
Posted by: The Lollipop Guild Defense Force at December 13, 2011 05:43 PM (QKKT0)
The few, the proud, the bugs*** crazy.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2011 01:44 PM (6TB1Z)
A big part of being a curmudgeon is orneriness. I'm so onery, I won't click on that because you wanted me to. How do you like them apples, huh sonny?
Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 13, 2011 01:44 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 01:44 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 01:46 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Miss'80s at December 13, 2011 01:47 PM (d6QMz)
People who are pregnant are sometimes very very very very weird. Especially the husbands, in regard to what they think would be absolutely awesome to photograph.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at December 13, 2011 01:48 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 01:50 PM (UR5vq)
Yes, I have never understood the videotaping of the details of birth.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 13, 2011 01:51 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 01:52 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Corey Feldman at December 13, 2011 01:52 PM (e6MoS)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 13, 2011 01:52 PM (XgvL/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 01:53 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 13, 2011 01:53 PM (i6RpT)
People who are pregnant are sometimes very very very very weird. Especially the husbands, in regard to what they think would be absolutely awesome to photograph.
Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at December 13, 2011 05:48 PM (RZ8pf)
Hmm, sounds like you speak from experience. Anything you would like to get off your chest? You know, besides your shirt
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 01:54 PM (GULKT)
You realize if some skeevy guy got a hold of that, he'd be convicted on child-porn charges. But your parents get to do it with impunity.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:54 PM (8y9MW)
Oh how sweet it would have been to have gone through the birth of my children in the time of whiskey and cigars in the waiting room.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 13, 2011 01:54 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 01:54 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 13, 2011 01:55 PM (IoUF1)
This.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:55 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: sulla at December 13, 2011 01:56 PM (0GucZ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:56 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 01:56 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: mike at December 13, 2011 01:57 PM (0hdwM)
God bless that Prosecutor.
I'm sorry, naked baby pictures are creepy.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:57 PM (8y9MW)
Speaking of leaking... anyone see my liver?
Posted by: Prometheus at December 13, 2011 01:57 PM (136wp)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 01:58 PM (niZvt)
That's even more creepy.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 13, 2011 01:59 PM (8y9MW)
Go on...
Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at December 13, 2011 02:01 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:01 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2011 02:02 PM (l9zgN)
Don't chew on this ball of aluminum foil.
Don't pee on that electric fence.
Don't ...
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 13, 2011 02:02 PM (UzjcV)
My wife said she couldn't find hers the other day.
I didn't say nothin'.
Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 13, 2011 02:03 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:03 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: JorgXMcKie at December 13, 2011 02:03 PM (290l2)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 13, 2011 02:03 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2011 02:03 PM (JYheX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:04 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2011 06:02 PM (l9zgN)
LOL!
Reminds me of my mom's brother offending their sister by insisting that he'd only watch video of her daughter giving birth if it included the conception, too. (We have loads of fun jerking this aunt's chain.)
Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 13, 2011 02:05 PM (UzjcV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:05 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 13, 2011 02:06 PM (i6RpT)
Patience is a virtue; forbearance is her sister.
Posted by: Brother Hood at December 13, 2011 02:06 PM (IG5KL)
I get that, and to some degree they have a legitimate point. Having been on topless beaches more than a couple of times, the novelty wears off quickly.
Unfortunately, the fact is that some people (be it in Europe or America) do see sex when looking at little kids.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 02:07 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Prometheus at December 13, 2011 05:57 PM (136wp)
Didn't know ash could speak, 
. Great to be back in business, thanks to you.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 02:07 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2011 02:09 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:09 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:13 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 13, 2011 02:14 PM (i6RpT)
Did the ice cream truck just roll bye?
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 06:13 PM (niZvt)
Watching home videos at EoJ's house.
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 02:15 PM (GULKT)
I remember the murderous look and the vice grip my wife put on my arm when she was in labor and I casually suggested that I wanted to go out for a cigarette. In fact, I can still see faint marks on my arm, and my daughter is 25 now.
Posted by: real joe at December 13, 2011 02:15 PM (VsSvH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:15 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:16 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 13, 2011 02:16 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:17 PM (862vz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:18 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2011 02:19 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:20 PM (niZvt)
hell, it's Europe, don't they all run around naked together or something?
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2011 02:20 PM (s7mIC)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2011 02:20 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:21 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 13, 2011 02:21 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:22 PM (niZvt)
I'm kidding, kidding!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2011 02:22 PM (UR5vq)
Ladies, let me explain: we don't need to know the technical details. Really. We presume you and the doctor (or midwife, if you're a dirty hippy) can figure out that part.
Doctor: Do you want to cut the cord?
My husband: No, that's what I'm paying you for.
Doctor: [blink]
Nurses: [blink]
(paraphrased; I was kinda busy at the time)
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 13, 2011 02:23 PM (XdlcF)
I think I just got frightened into supporting Ron Paul.
Or not.
Posted by: real joe at December 13, 2011 02:24 PM (VsSvH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:24 PM (niZvt)
Reminded me of the inside of a kimchee bottle.
Heh- the most disturbing thing I've ever seen at a topless beach (Mexico) was a fat, middle aged German woman in a state of obvious discomfort with large, very sunburned sagging breasts walking by.
It turns out that yes, there is such a thing as bad boobies.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 02:27 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 13, 2011 02:27 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:28 PM (862vz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:30 PM (niZvt)
I didn't click on any of them. Your Jedi tricks don't work on me.
Also, Obama is SCOAMF, Mitt Gingrich is COAF.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream, Cultist for Jesus at December 13, 2011 02:30 PM (epBek)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:30 PM (862vz)
Claims rip out of isolationist and even if that were true.. then people want the klepto, career politicians as if it's somehow better than trying to focus on your own country? Sorry, "bro", I would take the isolationist over the thieving, conniving, slave master any fucking day of the week.
... mad? no.. want to puke? yes..
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 06:28 PM (862vz)
The Klepto career politicians? You mean like the Rep of over 20 years from Texas who always makes sure the pork gets back to his district?
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 02:31 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: lorien1973 at December 13, 2011 04:28 PM (usXZy)
Lvl 59. Head of Thieve's Guild, head of Mage's College. Godlike powers.
Now I'm bored. Always happens :/
Posted by: 29Victor at December 13, 2011 02:31 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: joeindc44 - the one true conservative at December 13, 2011 02:31 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 13, 2011 02:31 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 13, 2011 02:33 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2011 02:36 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:37 PM (862vz)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:37 PM (862vz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 02:39 PM (Ho2rs)
Taking a crap while doing a handstand would also be breaking the status quo, but it doesn't make it a good idea.
Much like voting for the Bircheresque Crank that is Ron Paul, you proved you like to do things differently, but end up covered in shit by the effort.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 02:39 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:40 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: sifty at December 13, 2011 02:40 PM (WsOiK)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2011 02:40 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2011 02:40 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: ontherocks at December 13, 2011 02:41 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: stace for Rick Perry at December 13, 2011 02:41 PM (lYlx9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 02:42 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: Monkey butt at December 13, 2011 02:43 PM (2g4Xq)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2011 02:43 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:43 PM (862vz)
Posted by: sifty at December 13, 2011 02:43 PM (WsOiK)
Posted by: HomeSkolled, who detests Mittens enough to vote for Gingrich at December 13, 2011 02:43 PM (TFxYa)
Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 13, 2011 02:44 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:45 PM (862vz)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 06:17 PM (862vz)
Thanks for the word picture.
Sometimes punctuation matters.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 13, 2011 02:45 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: Miss'80s at December 13, 2011 02:47 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 02:47 PM (Ho2rs)
No matter how mad you get, we'll still be laughing at the piss stains growing on your pants and the foam at the corners of your mouth.
Now run along and change the oil in your rape van or something Paultard.
Posted by: sifty at December 13, 2011 02:47 PM (WsOiK)
"You're just pissy because you know he's the only guy that can restore sanity and you can't or won't address your cognitive dissonance over it and the fact that more and more people are siding with him and his view points."
If restoring sanity is blaming DA JOOOS and crippling our common defense, then I'll stay on the crazy side.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 13, 2011 02:48 PM (rX1N2)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:48 PM (862vz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 13, 2011 02:48 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:48 PM (862vz)
Posted by: Julie at December 13, 2011 02:49 PM (O/fK8)
@311, proof? or do you just like spew unfounded bullshit to make yourself feel better about voting for your comfy chains again.
Dude, you really need to start using better drugs. Copping them off some sexually ambiguous OWSer in exchange for a toe-sniffing romp is not how you're supposed to do it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 13, 2011 02:49 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:50 PM (862vz)
Posted by: sifty at December 13, 2011 02:50 PM (WsOiK)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:51 PM (862vz)
Wow. So much closet case, so little brain.
Posted by: sifty at December 13, 2011 02:51 PM (WsOiK)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 02:52 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 02:52 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:52 PM (862vz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2011 02:53 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 06:51 PM (862vz)
I have much more, but I tend to save it for the more upscale trolls.
You hardly qualify for even my weak shit. When we need to hear idiocy, we'll just listen to your beloved candidate spew his crazy in a debate.
Now kindly fuck off.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 13, 2011 02:55 PM (d0Tfm)
It's ok that you like dudes. We don't care.
Posted by: sifty at December 13, 2011 02:56 PM (WsOiK)
i thought pot was supposed to mellow them out........
Hence my suggestion. My guess is meth mixed with mommy issues.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 13, 2011 02:57 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 02:58 PM (862vz)
Hey, speaking of Weiner....I was looking at a Glamour mag last night. As one might guess, it's liberal as hell. Anyway, they did a little blurb on politicians not being the best mates. Out of the 5 people they had pics of...only ONE was a Republican. I was shocked. They listed Weiner, FDR, Kennedy, Clinton (I think) and the lone R was Schwartzenegger.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2011 03:00 PM (ycuSb)
You keep typing these inane things but all I hear is a little boy who needed more hugs from his father.
Posted by: sifty at December 13, 2011 03:01 PM (WsOiK)
Bah, this troll is not at all amusing nor very bright.
I have a Christmas party to attend. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 13, 2011 03:04 PM (d0Tfm)
You didn't watch it, did you? Crazy Ron can't get his facts straight. Just ignorant, or crazy and ignorant? You make the call.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 13, 2011 03:09 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Ugrev at December 13, 2011 03:11 PM (862vz)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 13, 2011 03:17 PM (SAMxH)
Word. I shed a single tear at the loss of his valuable contribution to eclectic group.
Shedding the tear ... wait for it ... wait.
Damn, I go nuthin'.
Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at December 13, 2011 03:24 PM (GTbGH)
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Posted by: nevergiveup at December 13, 2011 12:26 PM (i6RpT)