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June 22, 2011

Double Agent Afternoon Open Thread
— CAC

Cat people- satisfied.
Dog people- confused.
Me- tired and going to sleep.
You- snark away:

Posted by: CAC at 07:36 AM | Comments (86)
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1 The cat was coughing.

Posted by: Dick at June 22, 2011 07:36 AM (Tj88Z)

2 Hairball

Posted by: timmy at June 22, 2011 07:38 AM (Lg3rH)

3 Did someone say Double Agent?

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 22, 2011 07:39 AM (rZx4Q)

4 Looking forward to the next Weinergate update...

Posted by: Rain Man at June 22, 2011 07:40 AM (wOaLi)

5 I don't get it.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at June 22, 2011 07:40 AM (mbbE1)

6 Clearly that cat is crying for high speed rail and a good free health care plan.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 22, 2011 07:41 AM (UciSl)

7 Did Ace say he was going to see Green Lantern? I hope he reviews X-Men or Super 8. Don't really care about Green Lantern.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 22, 2011 07:42 AM (rZx4Q)

You want to hear another joke?

Peace process.

Aaaah ha ha ha!!! I know! Right?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 22, 2011 07:42 AM (jx2j9)

9 7 I don't get it.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at June 22, 2011 11:40 AM (mbbE1)

If you're referring to the nomination, let's hope so.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 22, 2011 07:43 AM (UciSl)

10 It's not even 9am in CA and we have an afternoon open post? At least regale us with more tales of #bornfree being snookered by lefty or righty sock puppets in the most boring story ever told. EVAH! I mean dudes posing as chicks on the innnanet? NO WAY! We've landed on the moon!

Posted by: scofflaw at June 22, 2011 07:44 AM (UnpgH)

Scientific integrity.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 22, 2011 07:45 AM (jx2j9)

12 9 Did Ace say he was going to see Green Lantern? I hope he reviews X-Men or Super 8. Don't really care about Green Lantern.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 22, 2011 11:42 AM (rZx4Q)

Agreed, Green Lantern looked retarded. My husband and I were watching previews and that one came on, followed by a much cooler looking preview. It looked awesome and I was horrified when I realized it was a fucking Transformers movie. He taunts me with that relentlessly now.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 22, 2011 07:46 AM (UciSl)

13 and you guys can go ahead and correct all the other misspellings and typos.

cord = chord
philosphy = philosophy

What do I win?

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 22, 2011 07:46 AM (rZx4Q)

14 C-I-N-O?

Posted by: Deafdog at June 22, 2011 07:46 AM (YUwuZ)

15 Stay there for a little longer.... little longer... getting it sighted.. don't move... blam.

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 22, 2011 07:47 AM (OhYCU)

16 Did Ace say he was going to see Green Lantern? I hope he reviews X-Men or Super 8.

Super 8 sucked.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 22, 2011 07:47 AM (FkKjr)

17 That was 23 seconds I'll never get back.

Thanks.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 22, 2011 07:48 AM (p/9rC)

18 If I were that cat's owner, I would keep an eye out for revenge. No one likes their cover blown.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 22, 2011 07:50 AM (AZGON)

Â… enemies, foreign and domestic.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 22, 2011 07:51 AM (jx2j9)

20 2 Is this all just a stall till we get Ace's 50,000 word symposium on The Green Lantern?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life and Killer of Polar Bears at June 22, 2011 11:37 AM (OWjjx)

Opus is a better term. The qustion is whether he can top a review of a DVD with his newest Magnus Opus.

Posted by: Another Breitbart Sock at June 22, 2011 07:51 AM (PgrtT)

21 I think that's Lee Stranahan's cat.

Posted by: dualdiagnosis at June 22, 2011 07:52 AM (cW3gt)

22 pussy galore

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 22, 2011 07:53 AM (OhYCU)

23 Cat musta overheard a neighbor's threat to call the city to complain about the dog's incessant barking.

Posted by: rockhead at June 22, 2011 07:54 AM (ZMHGo)

Cat-dog?

/Remembering that God-awful Nick cartoon.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 22, 2011 07:55 AM (9hSKh)

25 It seemed embarrassed it got caught barking

Posted by: Phoenixgirl at June 22, 2011 07:55 AM (0u/c/)

26 Chaz Bono's cat

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 22, 2011 07:56 AM (OhYCU)

27 Cats = evil. That's all you need to know.

Posted by: Jim Moran at June 22, 2011 07:58 AM (Fw2Gg)

28 Chaz Bono's cat

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 22, 2011 11:56 AM (OhYCU)

I don't think she has one anymore.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 22, 2011 07:59 AM (LH6ir)

Did someone mention the Green Lantern?

You know who else is a big ole fan of the Green Lantern?

Frigging Alan Grayson, that's who.

Excuse me while I remove my ladylike veneer and say, please, someone stuff a sock in the mouth of this embarrassment of a sucker of cock!

Posted by: MWR at June 22, 2011 08:01 AM (4df7R)

Cat-dog?

/Remembering that God-awful Nick cartoon.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 22, 2011 11:55 AM (9hSKh)

Oh man. You had to bring that up. *shudder*

I grew up in the era of Nickelodeon, and hated every. G-ddamn. Minute.

Posted by: MWR at June 22, 2011 08:02 AM (4df7R)

31 Speaking of fur . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2011 08:04 AM (zgZzy)

32 I thought Super 8 was pretty good, in a very predictable kinda way.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 22, 2011 08:05 AM (f9c2L)

Frigging Alan Grayson, that's who.

Why won't this tool just disappear already?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2011 08:07 AM (zgZzy)

34 I thought Super 8 was pretty good, in a very predictable kinda way. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 22, 2011 12:05 PM (f9c2L) RINO!!!!

Posted by: blaster at June 22, 2011 08:07 AM (Fw2Gg)

35 Still anxiously awaiting Cowboys v Aliens

Posted by: blaster at June 22, 2011 08:08 AM (Fw2Gg)

36 I grew up in the era of Nickelodeon, and hated every. G-ddamn. Minute.

Consider yourself lucky.

Posted by: Raised on Scoobie Doo and Fat Albert at June 22, 2011 08:08 AM (wOaLi)

37 The bitch set me up!

Posted by: The Dog at June 22, 2011 08:09 AM (iYwUw)

38 6 Looking forward to the next Weinergate update...
Or Obama's continuing role in Gunwalker.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2011 08:11 AM (zgZzy)

39 Back to the ONT, but you're not a ginger if you DIE your hair red.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 22, 2011 08:12 AM (p/9rC)

40 35 Speaking of fur . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2011 12:04 PM (zgZzy)

That's a woman? No way!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at June 22, 2011 08:14 AM (UciSl)

41 So I have to spend 3 days with my libtard niece-in-law because my sister is having a hard time during the divorce. I'm looking for an exit phrase or response that cuts to the quick when she does or says something, like, "please don't inflict your statist values on my children" or "you have to understand I consider liberalism evil and you need to keep it under wraps around me" or "I know you libs think groupthink is normal but I'm trying to get my kids to think for themselves and not just follow the statist mantra." Any thoughts?

Posted by: dagny at June 22, 2011 08:15 AM (Nnw4a)

Tragedy.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 22, 2011 08:15 AM (jx2j9)

43 It's.... Basement Cat, the personification of eeeevil.

/do you people not read I Can Haz Cheeseburger?

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2011 08:17 AM (z63Tr)

Stupid bastard obviously didnÂ’t get the joke.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 22, 2011 08:19 AM (jx2j9)

45 Hussein, where is minot?

Posted by: dagny at June 22, 2011 08:19 AM (Nnw4a)

46 The WaPo laments lost opportunities for the Dems:
Dems lost the argument over the deficit, because they never engaged it

Riiight, I'm sure that's why.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 22, 2011 08:20 AM (yRL86)

47 Oh look. Squirrel!

Posted by: onetermer at June 22, 2011 08:22 AM (pSYWf)

Posted by: dagny at June 22, 2011 12:15 PM (Nnw4a)

"Did you get rid of those cooties yet?"

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 22, 2011 08:23 AM (jx2j9)

Just called my Congressmans DC office asking if they could answer my question regarding the lack of a vote on Libya, since the local office seemed unable to do so. When I asked if someone could get back to me and said let me give you a contact number, they said, don't worry, we have it on file.

That's not good.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 22, 2011 08:23 AM (C2//T)

50 Still anxiously awaiting Cowboys v Aliens Posted by: blaster at June 22, 2011 12:08 PM

Every time they play Philly. Them people just ain't right.

Posted by: huerfano at June 22, 2011 08:23 AM (izDdO)

51 51 My preference also but then she wouldn't know why. She would probably think I was antisemitic or anti skeletonbody or antineuroticbitch instead of antilibtard

Posted by: dagny at June 22, 2011 08:23 AM (Nnw4a)

52 For the good of the Moron Nation, I feel I must inform you that Tattoo De Plane has jumped the shark.

Posted by: Y-not at June 22, 2011 08:24 AM (TFxd0)

53 CBO Report: U.S. Budget Outlook 'Daunting'

Debt 70% of GDP this year (up from 62% at the end of FY 2010)
100% of GDP in 2021
190% of GDP in 2035 (last year's report said 80% by 2035)

Medicare spending will nearly double by 2035

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 22, 2011 08:25 AM (yRL86)

Posted by: dagny at June 22, 2011 12:23 PM (Nnw4a

I feel for you. I have libtard sister who won't speak to me any more because of what I told her commie husband. It was impolite, I admit, but the truth is a cold bitch, yes?

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at June 22, 2011 08:29 AM (LXPet)

55 57 For the good of the Moron Nation, I feel I must inform you that Tattoo De Plane has jumped the shark.

Posted by: Y-not at June 22, 2011 12:24 PM (TFxd0)

Oh Good heavens. Again? Hasn't s/he done this before?

Posted by: MWR at June 22, 2011 08:29 AM (4df7R)

Posted by: Â© Sponge at June 22, 2011 12:12 PM (p/9rC)

Don't you mean "dye"? Unless you're referring to the Elizabeth Bathroy (sp?) method of dying one's hair red...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 22, 2011 08:30 AM (9hSKh)

57 @60
I have no idea what precipitated the RAAAACIST charge. I knew TdP was (unwisely) backing Huntsman, but there really wasn't anything particular untoward lobbed at Junior in that thread.

Posted by: Y-not at June 22, 2011 08:31 AM (TFxd0)

58 FAKE

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 22, 2011 08:31 AM (mHQ7T)

59 56 51 My preference also but then she wouldn't know why. She would probably think I was antisemitic or anti skeletonbody or antineuroticbitch instead of antilibtard

Posted by: dagny at June 22, 2011 12:23 PM (Nnw4a)

It doesn't matter what you say - just depends on whether you want to be polite or straightforward. Liberals are masters of denial. Whatever you say now will be remembered differently later - in a light beneficial to the liberal.

That's just a generalization on my part, but it's my experience with my own libtard family.

Posted by: soulpile is...expendable, s.a. at June 22, 2011 08:31 AM (afWhQ)

Interesting -- Celebrities who lean to the right

Some surprises in there.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2011 08:32 AM (7DB+a)

Posted by: dagny at June 22, 2011 12:15 PM (Nnw4a)

You poor soul.

I think you're already more than snappy enough to handle anything some punk lib kid could possibly throw at you. Ne? Just imagine you're taking down Erg or some dead nuns in el salvador.

Posted by: MWR at June 22, 2011 08:32 AM (4df7R)

62 63 FAKE

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 22, 2011 12:31 PM (mHQ7T)

---

If you are sock puppetting TdP, you better stop it.

If you are the real TdP, take your meds.

Posted by: Y-not at June 22, 2011 08:34 AM (TFxd0)

63 Posted by: dagny at June 22, 2011 12:15 PM (Nnw4a)

"Communism died in the 1980s."

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 22, 2011 08:34 AM (IdoRk)

Don't you mean "dye"? Unless you're referring to the Elizabeth Bathroy (sp?) method of dying one's hair red...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 22, 2011 12:30 PM (9hSKh)

Yeah, sorry.

Kid's been puking all morning, so I'm a little distracting.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 22, 2011 08:36 AM (p/9rC)

65 Or distracted....dammit.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 22, 2011 08:36 AM (p/9rC)

66 I'm supposed to feel sorry for her because she can't conceive. I doubt she'll take my advice to gain 20 lbs and quit smoking pot all day.

Posted by: dagny at June 22, 2011 08:39 AM (Nnw4a)

67 Sorry if that link crashed your computer like it just did mine.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2011 08:41 AM (7DB+a)

68 Man on man it's a great day today. Only up to 92, and we got 1.5 inches of blessed blessed rain last night!

Posted by: We Got Rain!! at June 22, 2011 08:41 AM (qC0aE)

69 Do you remember Ren and Stimpy? Did I spell that right? That was a seriously f#@$ed up show. Cat Dog had to have been patterned off of it. But it still stunk (Cat Dog that is)

Posted by: Nick stinks at June 22, 2011 08:42 AM (qC0aE)

70 Sponge I am sorry to hear about your child. Mine ran high fever five days straight but luckily no puke. That stinks (in more ways than one) when kidlets do that.

Posted by: Sponge needs alcohol at June 22, 2011 08:44 AM (qC0aE)

71 Amen....you must be here in Houston.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2011 08:44 AM (7DB+a)

72 No, here in San Antonio. We were about to go to level 3 water rationing (is that like DEFCON 4??) but that will get delayed for another week. What we need is a hurricane to come up through Corpus Christi.

Posted by: Singing in the Rain at June 22, 2011 08:46 AM (qC0aE)

73 Ditto on the rain. What a beautiful sight.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 22, 2011 08:47 AM (yRL86)

74 Ooh, missed this, looks like Kevin 'Fisting for Teens' Jennings is out...of his position as 'Safe Schools' czar.

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at June 22, 2011 08:49 AM (GBXon)

75 My preference also but then she wouldn't know why. She would probably think I was antisemitic or anti skeletonbody or antineuroticbitch instead of antilibtard

Not nearly as much fun as a snappy comeback but you could lay a guilt trip on her. Along the lines of 'aren't we here to help my sister? How about we discuss politics some other time?' It may be too subtle, though, libtards seldom recognize the use of irony.

Posted by: Retread at June 22, 2011 08:49 AM (G+7cD)

That's a woman? No way!

Still waiting on the DNA analysis.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2011 08:51 AM (zgZzy)

77 Ha, thanks for posting the barking cat.

We've a new rescue German Shep in the house, would hadn't barked, yet.

That did it. Wow...this dog has a real deep 'nazi-dog' bark. I didn't expect him to sound like that. He's such a sweetie.

Ahh, the lovely services AofS provides, I tell ye.

Posted by: Lizbth at June 22, 2011 08:51 AM (JZBti)

78 My white GSD sat up and took notice at the video, too. Thought one of our cats was in trouble again!

Posted by: Palooka at June 22, 2011 08:53 AM (qC0aE)

79 My mayor is so proud that he is getting "green energy busisnesses" to locate to our area. Great... now we will probably either spend millions in subsidies when they can't make a profit, or we will have people flooding social services in a couple years when these companies go belly up. Meanwhile, he is doing jack shlite to support the oil fracking going on just south of us.... sigh.. .oh yeah and his mother is a member of La Raza, and hates the Alamo as a symbol of white suppresion or something.

Posted by: Libtard mayors stink at June 22, 2011 08:57 AM (qC0aE)

Not nearly as much fun as a snappy comeback but you could lay a guilt trip on her. Along the lines of 'aren't we here to help my sister? How about we discuss politics some other time?' It may be too subtle, though, libtards seldom recognize the use of irony.

It's not the politics--she knows better. It's the insidious stuff she says to my sons (19, 16, 7). The older ones enjoy provoking her but she likes to "correct" them out of my hearing. She thinks she isn't being political but just normal because she's a san francisco ca harvard tard. She gasps if one calls the other "gay" and wants to point out the error of their ways. She likes to talk about global warming like it's a fact or how she worked pro-bono anti-death penalty for drug kings or crap like that.

Posted by: dagny at June 22, 2011 09:22 AM (46re8)

81 73 Man on man it's a great day today. Only up to 92, and we got 1.5 inches of blessed blessed rain last night!

Posted by: We Got Rain!! at June 22, 2011 12:41 PM (qC0aE)

Did shumbawdy shay man on man?

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at June 22, 2011 09:25 AM (pdRb1)

82 oh yeah and his mother is a member of La Raza, and hates the Alamo as a symbol of white suppresion or something.

No the Alamo and the State of California are symbols of: picking the wrong side and losing wars has consequences.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 22, 2011 09:28 AM (pdRb1)

83 No the Alamo and the State of California are symbols of: picking the wrong side and losing wars has consequences.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 22, 2011 01:28 PM (pdRb1)

The Mexicans won the battle at the Alamo.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 22, 2011 09:41 AM (z1N6a)

84 Holy crap! It is all so clear now! It makes so much sense..

BETTY AND VERONICA ARE FRICKIN' CATS!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at June 22, 2011 09:47 AM (HqpV0)

85 The end is near

Posted by: Jones at June 22, 2011 10:06 AM (8sCoq)

86 The end is near

So finish the book tomorrow if it bugs you so much ...