1 No drama...shucks. Take a breather, ace.

2 If Patterico is fixated on Weinergate, who's watching the L.A. Times?

3

I was hacked! It's a trap!  Britebart! Britebart! Beck! Bush! Bachmann!

4 PLEASE don't drop this--it's better than Masterpiece Theatre.

5 Stranahan blabbing about someone named "Jenny" on his cable access.

6
it was Whitey Bulger all along

7 Stranahan just identified 'Nikki' on his radio show.  Someone named Jenny that he thinks is from Massachusetts.

http://tinyurl.com/6hbldp4

8 Jenny? ... JENNY!!!

9 You called the cops, sweet. So maybe a little drama, huh? Tease.

10

"Ginger Lee and Gloria Alred won't respond to my requests for contact" 

Damn, Ace!  I can see you requesting contact from Ginger Lee, but Gloria Alred?  Dude...

11 There are actually womenz on the internet? That is an important revelation.

12 For comment, Jenny can be reached at 867-5309.

13
People continue to say Whitey's gf ratted him out to collect the $2M reward.

If this was true, why are the feds continuing the charade of charging her? If she had made a deal, she'd be walking.

14 Re: Stranahan's theories Still, don't jump on those here. I'd like to know who's behind this, obviously, but I also don't want to out someone who's possibly innocent.

15 Stranahan!  Feed your cat!!!

16 Maybe Ginger Lee is on Gilligan's Island for the weekend

17
The FBI is a disgrace, btw.

They couldn't find milk in a supermarket.

18 Stranahan knows how to make a topic a real snoozer.

19 Stranahan knows how to make a topic a real snoozer.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 24, 2011 01:16 PM (GTbGH)

No shit.  Geez....the sound of his cat is more interesting.

20 He's the Anti-Ace.

21 Keep effin that chicken, ace.  Keep the pressure on and Weiner might resign finally.

22 No one moves or the Ewok gets it.

And by "it" I mean a freshly-vacuumed carpet.

23

For comment, Jenny can be reached at 867-5309

Posted by: Havedash

Yeah, I got her number from the bathroom wall

24

"Very Liberal", eh?

25
Ginger Lee, Gloria Allred, and Alicia Pain in a all-girl pr0n movie??

(3...2...1...that should cause a few heads to explode)

26 zzzzZZZZzzzz

27 Did Stranahan get a threatening email from Alicia?

28 Ginger Lee, Gloria Allred, and Alicia Pain in a all-girl pr0n movie??

(3...2...1...that should cause a few heads to explode)

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 24, 2011 01:18 PM

Can I borrow some bleach for my brain?

29 Can we just drop all this ridiculous trash? I mean, when every fascinating detail is disclosed? (And NOT before then, please).

30 Geez, Stranahan, I'm walking around the house trying to find the trapped cat....

31 /sock

32 Your eyes are getting heavy, heavy ...

33 Good for you calling the po-po, Ace.  Get it on record, and make follow-up calls if you don't see progress.

34

5309!

35 Ginger Lee, Gloria Allred, and Alicia Pain in a all-girl pr0n movie??

(3...2...1...that should cause a few heads to explode)

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 24, 2011 01:18 PM

I mean really Aggie, Ginger is in porn. I'd imagine it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

36 please, i must know what this 40+ yr old sociopaths sweaty kos dirreahist has to say about the events on the day as he try to manipulate events through a false identity.

37 "I did call the cops." Good. Democrat Party ditry tricksters like this scatter once their IP addresses are subpoenaed and they're served. Should make a good story.

38 Ace you can always road trip to DC. I'll put you in the tv room.  You can have the spare AK for a security blanket. I'll feed you, but bring your own booze.

39 So what did the police say Ace?

40 Ginger Lee, Gloria Allred, and Alicia Pain in a all-girl pr0n movie??

(3...2...1...that should cause a few heads to explode)

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 24, 2011 01:18 PM

Can I borrow some bleach for my brain?

Universal solvent would be needed for that.

41 Is a janitor the same as a mechanic in the wise-guy world?

42 28 Ginger Lee, Gloria Allred, and Alicia Pain in a all-girl pr0n movie??

Here's Alred staring in a pron film with a baseball bat:

http://tinyurl.com/5vu8myw

43

so lets see. we have:

congressman tweets weiner, lies, says he's resigning, doesn't, dem operative(?) threatens bloggers, next?

this is gettign more and more interesting.

Confused? you won't be after this episode of SOAP

44 So what did the police say Ace?

You expect him to understand someone that has a donut in his mouth?

45 People continue to say Whitey's gf ratted him out to collect the $2M reward.

If this was true, why are the feds continuing the charade of charging her? If she had made a deal, she'd be walking.


Posted by: microsoothsayer at June 24, 2011 01:14 PM

I'd want to be charged and convicted and put in jail, prior to being allowed to disappear into WITSEC.  I bet Whitey's still got some contacts.

46

Ginger Lee, Gloria Allred, and Alicia Pain in a all-girl pr0n movie??

Sacred honor compels me to state I had NOTHING to do with that group.

47 So per Lee, real Jenny is fake John Reid, fake starchild and fake Nikki, at least? Who am I forgetting?

48 God, this day seems slow already.  Can't wait for the Obama Friday document dump.

49 First caller:  CHRISTOPH?!?!?

Sheesh, put the cat back on.

50

Is this Betty or Veronica?

Oh never mind. I prefer hamburgers to girls anyway.

51 Is that the Christoph?

52
I mean really Aggie, Ginger is in porn. I'd imagine it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Someone threw Weiner down a hallway? call the cops!

Or was it his wife?

53

I am glad ace called the cops. I hope Patterico does as well. If she didn't make a direct threat (i think she did) she definitely passed along a threat by one of her supposed clients which is like being a hitman in my opinion.

Her clients identity may not be a safe as she believes.

54 I always enjoy a good threatening letter.  Ace if you ever want to go into hiding let me know.  I've got beer!

55 So per Lee, real Jenny is fake John Reid, fake starchild and fake Nikki, at least? Who am I forgetting?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 24, 2011 01:26 PM (Z05lF)

PatriotUSA...or whatever the hell the name is.

56

" I bet Whitey's still got some contacts."

 

Problem is, some of his most dangerous ones have traditionally been within the system. She might be safer on her own. I'm just spitballing of course. 15 years of speculation and we're finally (probably) gonna get some answers. Pretty cool.

57

omg, Rush playing King Barky's MOH gaffe.

I'm embarrassed for the commie prick.

58 Someone threw Weiner down a hallway? call the cops!

Or was it his wife?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie

I think Huma threw him down the stairs. repeatedly.

59 Stranahan should at least write out a bullet point list of what he's going to talk about.  The stream of conscienceless stuff has made me turn it off.

If he says anything interesting, someone post it.

60

Is he talking about original PatriotUSA or the later version with a different numerical suffix? Both?

61 The audio on the show sucks....or is it just my computer?  I have the sound up as high as it will go.

62

omg, Rush playing King Barky's MOH gaffe.

It's Biden's 'stand up chuck' x100.

63

Is he talking about original PatriotUSA or the later version with a different numerical suffix? Both?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 24, 2011 01:30 PM (Z05lF)

He keeps just saying 'Patriot' so I don't know.

64

You expect him to understand someone that has a donut in his mouth?

 

Hey!  I'm right here!

65

On Patterico, the consensus in the comments looks like Patriot76.

 

66 I am glad ace called the cops. I hope Patterico does as well. If she didn't make a direct threat (i think she did) she definitely passed along a threat by one of her supposed clients which is like being a hitman in my opinion.

IIRC Patterico is an Assistant D.A., so I think his complaint will get more attention from the cops than Ace.  Nothing to do with this particular case, that's just the way it seems to be.

67 F I N A L L Y !  A real IP with some real people.  The weekend Book Thread is hereby cancelled.  All 'rons/ettes please review your notes on Betty and Veronica, With Ethel and some small Weiner.  Be prepared for internet sleuthing, brain-storming speculations and convivial conjecture on the Temporary Sunday Series:  To Catch A Weiner and The Missing Buns.

/s
/chortle
No, really, it will be fun!

68 omg, Rush playing King Barky's MOH gaffe.

I'm embarrassed for the commie prick.

You'll get over it.

69 So per Lee, real Jenny is fake John Reid, fake starchild and fake Nikki, at least? Who am I forgetting?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 24, 2011 01:26 PM (Z05lF)

er Lincolntf,  My name isn't really Willow.  I feel I must come clean now.

70

#53 I am glad ace called the cops. I hope Patterico does as well. If she didn't make a direct threat (i think she did) she definitely passed along a threat by one of her supposed clients which is like being a hitman in my opinion.

Her clients identity may not be a safe as she believes
=============
Assuming she even has a "client".

My money is on "emotionally disturbed teenager with delusions of grandeur".

But either way, I think she needs a little exposure.

71 About that,  I've always been confused about some cultural assumptions.  If I may be inappropriate, that whole women want giant dicks thing.. seems like a telling thing that only a giant slut who's been cramming whatever she can fit in there her whole life would need to feel something . 

I would think most women want a more normal size.  I am not small but am nothing special either and it takes like a few minutes plus lube to even get inside my wife.  If I had a bigger dong it like would take like a half hour and shed be in even more pain the whole time.   Its so wearing on here we don't even have sex very often.  (Since we are married and love each other and I don't like to see her in real pain)

Anyway, maybe I am missing something (we were both virgins when we got married)  but yea that whole chicks crave giant dicks thing sounds like only two groups want that fantasy.

Small dicked guys who imagine scaring women with their dongs instead of making them coo or laugh.

Giant stretched out sluts , the hot dog in a hallway as it were.

Just my thoughts maybe someone can esplain it to me.

72 "I cannot insure your safety if you continue."

I'd like to know how she can insure your safety if you don't continue.

Install a non-slip mat in your bathtub?

73 Who's Dustin...a regular here?

Oh and Stranahan doesn't read Ace, he's veeeeery busy.

74

For comment, Jenny can be reached at 867-5309

If you play it backward it tells you how to call her collect.

75 Hahaha. Another person "not knocking you" and who "doesn't read your site" but loves it. Your the most popular/ least read blogger in the world.

76 28 articles!  28 fucking articles!

77 This story out stretched my ability to keep up. Weiner's out, and that's all I care about.

78
Mr. Ace, we've traced the call... it's coming from... inside your basement.
.
.
.
.
Yeah, so just throw some pizza rolls and some Yoohoo down there and the culprit will just curl up and go to sleep. You should be able to beat the shit out of/skin them at your leisure. Ok. Good luck.

79

73: Dustin's a regular at Patterico's.

 

80 Ok, Stranahan has gone off the rails.  He's now talking about not making enough money to get his diabetes medicine.

81 72 "I cannot insure your safety if you continue."

I'd like to know how she can insure your safety if you don't continue.

Install a non-slip mat in your bathtub?

Posted by: Dang at June 24, 2011 01:35 PM (TXKVh)

Maybe ace's insurance provider?

82 Dustin's a regular at Patterico's. 

Posted by: John Bradley at June 24, 2011 01:37 PM (MOHgW)

Oh...thanks.

83 Here's a "clue".

If your job is to "fix" other people's problems, then why on earth are you going to discuss the nature of your job?  (See "fight club").

If you're going to threaten someone, the way to do it is NOT via some traceable cutesy-wutesy red-tinted email.

84 Jenny at 867-5309?

85 Cleanup on #71.

86 OT: House now voting to bar most funding on Libyan war. (11 minutes remaining)

87

Maybe ace's insurance provider?

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2011 01:38 PM (h+qn

Look, I was just trying to be helpful. Is that so wrong?

88 Oh and Stranahan doesn't read Ace, he's veeeeery busy.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2011 01:35 PM (X6akg)

But, I hear he DOES read the comments... because Ace has just the Best Commenters...

89 @71 Jiffy the next time you get the urge to share do us all a favor and.......don't

90 Oooof, "I guarantee Dustin is a punk!".

91 Gloria Alred only return calls to illegals, attention whores (like herself0 and whores.

92 Will the cops be looking at this blog?  Or someone's attorney?  What the F have we gotten ourselves into?

93

85

Thanks.

94 I found this quote over at HA and it is notable for at least one reason -- I bolded a certain Repub participant:
 
A collection of 15 Republicans — all former Members of Congress, governors or Environmental Protection Agency administrators — called on the president Wednesday to set aggressive auto emission and fuel efficiency standards beginning in 2017.

“I’m just very passionate about the environment,” said former Rep. Sherwood Boehlert (R-N.Y.), who spearheaded the letter to President Barack Obama. “We want the administration to know there are serious-minded Republicans who are well informed on the issue who urge him to take aggressive action.”

Other former House Members who signed the letter were Michael Castle (Del.)....
 
Another job killing initiative that is totally unrealistic to boot.

95 39 So what did the police say Ace?
Posted by: Penfold at June 24, 2011 01:23 PM

Goddammit, whose duh mutt who put sugar in my cawfee!!

96 72 "I cannot insure your safety if you continue."

I'd like to know how she can insure your safety if you don't continue.

Install a non-slip mat in your bathtub?
=====
She's an insurance broker?

Overdramatic (and asinine) content aside, I think the word she's looking for here is "ensure".

97

@71

Hottest Thread Eva.

Fap..Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...

98 Ah. That's regular bad writing, not the English-as-a-second-language kind Ace's emails seemed to be made of. Suspicion abandoned. Given enough text, an unserious person trying to sound serious will sound all kinds of awkward, I guess.

I'll just note that there's already an awkwardly grandiose habitual comma splicer hanging around in this story, drama-ing it up with lies and you-don't-know-me attitude, and note no more.

99 While I love this story more than life itself, I hope Ace keeps a lid on it for a while. Now that the cops are involved, it's probably a good idea to avoid speculation on this matter. Beside, this branch of the story really isn't funny.

100 From Patterico ;

Remember GL also had contact with me, as I advised her. She sadly chose against her best interests in going with GA. Unfortunately.
Thank you for your continued cooperation, sincerely yours, Alicia *kiss*

and who in the heck threatens others and then blows a  respondent a kiss?

so we have ace: patterico and GL being threatened? 

101 72 "I cannot insure your safety if you continue."
I'd like to know how she can insure your safety if you don't continue.
Install a non-slip mat in your bathtub?
Posted by: Dang at June 24, 2011 01:35 PM (TXKVh)

Maybe ace's insurance provider?  Posted by: willow

Ace's secret insurance agent.  Like those crappy cartoon e-surance commercials.

102

To be clear, I recognize Dustin's name from PP, but don't "know' him in the slightest and don't have any opinion on him. Don't think he's on right now.

103 OT: House now voting to bar most funding on Libyan war. (11 minutes remaining)

Good on them.  Unfortunately it's largely symbolic since the Senate won't do anything.  I just hope the House continues to press the issue and doesn't just say, 'whelp, we tried'.

104

Look, I was just trying to be helpful. Is that so wrong?

Posted by: girl from the Progressive commercials at June 24, 2011 01:40 PM

So wrong it's good baby. Bend over

105 Hi, willow! Hey! Put down that knife!
xoxoxoxo

106 Damn.  Columbo is dead.

We will never get to the bottom of this now.

107 Jiffy at 71,

I have always had the same question about gay relationships.  It would seem they would choose smaller men, but yet they advertise themselves as "well hung", so.........

108 I'm going to guess that the "18" in Alicia_18 refers to her age.

Not incidentally, I happen to have a friend who goes by his given name and the name "pain". . .he's a professional tattoo artist, and that's sort of his "street" name (for lack of a better term). 

In his context. . .it works.
From a grammatically (and potentially reality)-challenged girl. . .not so much.

109 Second request:  We need a flow chart to follow Weinergate and all the evil it has spawned.

110

Look, I was just trying to be helpful. Is that so wrong?

Posted by: girl from the Progressive commercials at June 24, 2011 01:40 PM

So wrong it's good baby. Bend over

Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at June 24, 2011 01:44 PM (so1xa)

Do you need some help with that?

111

Maybe ace's insurance provider?  Posted by: willow

Ace's secret insurance agent.  Like those crappy cartoon e-surance commercials.

Posted by: Dang at June 24, 2011 01:43 PM

Can Geico save Ace 15 percent or more on threat insurance?

Do internet trolls have acne problems?

112 Damn.  Columbo is dead.

Hang on, he always used to come back after saying goodbye.

113 this is not meant as criticism, and this looks complicated, but maybe a summary post about who is who and why it matters would be in order for this at some point. with all the disclaimers about it not being concrete of course. but i follow on google reader and i couldn't answer a question about this thread of discussion to save my life, other than that ginger lee is a porn actress and had twitter contact with anthony weiner. glazed eyes.

114

Posted by: looking closely at June 24, 2011 01:35 PM (6Q9g2)

Female...

Syntax of a non Native speaker... no contractions... no slang... no American types usage...

Threatens like the Imams do... ie.. if you continue somthing bad is going to happen...

I'm betting on a Female Relative of Weiners Wife... who does NOT understand that the last thing you do to an American Male, is threaten them if you want them to back down.

 

115 71 You stole my comment!

116 Hi, willow! Hey! Put down that knife!
xoxoxoxo

Posted by: O.J. at June 24, 2011 01:45 PM (c5Nbw)

Just come right out with it! Tell me my steak isn't worth eating.

117

NEW YORK (BNO NEWS) -- Actor Peter Falk, who was best known for his role as Lieutenant Columbo in the television series Columbo, has died, CBS News reported on Friday. He was 83.

(MORE TO COME.)

That sounds like a threat.

118 Damn.  Columbo is dead.

We will never get to the bottom of this now.
Posted by: toby928™

Damn, all we have left is Matlock to find the real killer!

119 @106 toby928™ That was such a clever show. RIP Peter Falk. Ace, you owe it to Columbo to carry on!

120 "I cannot insure your safety if you continue."

I'd like to know how she can insure your safety if you don't continue.

Install a non-slip mat in your bathtub?

She must be an actuary.

121 106 Damn.  Columbo is dead. We will never get to the bottom of this now. Posted by: toby928™ at June 24, 2011 01:45 PM (GTbGH) Serpentine, Shelly. Serpentine!!!

122 I don't wish for any of this weirdness in Ace's life at all. But I must admit that I gleefully await the resolution of this story. Something about watching dumbasses getting caught up in their arrogance, I guess. Please, please let it be some self-important leftwing functionary!

123 71 You stole my comment!
You stole my [wet] sock!

124 Serpentine, Shelly Ace. Serpentine!!!

FIFY

125

and who in the heck threatens others and then blows a respondent a kiss?

so we have ace: patterico and GL being threatened?

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2011 01:43 PM (h+qn

Hey.... you nevah head of the kiss of death?

126 121 106 Damn. Columbo is dead.

We will never get to the bottom of this now.
Posted by: toby928™ at June 24, 2011 01:45 PM (GTbGH)

Serpentine, Shelly. Serpentine!!!

Posted by: Joejm65 at June 24, 2011 01:49 PM (A0wuE)

Two words...

Nicky Heat....

127

I'm betting on a Female Relative of Weiners Wife... who does NOT understand that the last thing you do to an American Male, is threaten them if you want them to back down.

Sounds like a common mistake of Muslim types.

I've been wondering if the spotlight on Huma is making things uncomfortable for some folks...either Muslim Brotherhood or the Arkansas Sisterhood.

128
106 Damn.  Columbo is dead.

We will never get to the bottom of this now.
Posted by: toby928™ at June 24, 2011 01:45 PM (GTbGH)

Serpentine, Shelly. Serpentine!!!

Posted by: Joejm65 at June 24, 2011 01:49 PM (A0wuE)

Damn you. I was gonna do the In-Laws bit.

129 #71
Ultimately, the vagina is a stretchy flesh tube, not that dissimilar to a tiny sock.

Its designed to let a BABY go through it.   You may have a large wang, but I'm guessing its not "quite" as big nor wide as an 8lb baby!

Once you get past a certain length (and its not that long), you hit cervix. . .then you can't go any further (and some women intensely dislike being poked in the cervix).

So without getting too graphic here, you can only get so far with length, and no amount of ordinary human width is really going to stretch things out too far.

So I conclude that "largeness fetish" is mostly psychological.
 

130

(MORE TO COME.)

Sounds ominous.  Betty White?  Andy Griffith?

131

Hey.... you nevah head of the kiss of death?

Posted by: Goodfella at June 24, 2011 01:51 PM (NtXW4)

mm, good point. so this person watched mob shows or old reruns of Law and Order.

132 Dammit, wrong thread.

133

Ace,

If I don't get that hamburger by next Tuesday, Oliveoyl gets it!

134 and who in the heck threatens others and then blows a respondent a kiss?

Somebody very snotty and full of themselves.

135 For Sale: Invisible Art

136 and who in the heck threatens others and then blows a respondent a kiss?

Somebody very snotty and full of themselves.

Posted by: lan sing at June 24, 2011 01:55 PM (YHrQZ)

Well that narrows it down to the entire teenage girl population.

137 Damn.  Columbo is dead.

We will never get to the bottom of this now.
Posted by: toby928™

Damn, all we have left is Matlock to find the real killer!

Don't worry. We got this...

**2 days later, as police put handcuffs on the 300lb, non-deodorant wearing, non-leg shaving, pasty moonbat "Alicia" that the Morons tracked down**

"Alicia":   Dammit! I would've gotten away with this, too, it it wasn't for you meddling Morons and that damn Ewok.

138 Phone call for #71 Jiffy dude.  It's Sigmund.  He wants to talk about your mother.

139 134 and who in the heck threatens others and then blows a respondent a kiss?

Somebody very snotty and full of themselves.

Posted by: lan sing at June 24, 2011 01:55 PM (YHrQZ)

And who actualy thinks they are safe... this sounds more and more 'international' to me all the time... they are pretty smug about being safe... maybe because they are not IN California at all... but log'd into the Webpage portal to send these mails?  Could be from anywhere.

140 What did you call the cops?

141 Scary text

142 Ugh. I haven't been keeping up with this whole thing because it makes me  feel ewky just reading about it, though I at least skim Ace's posts because I can glean something from them, and there's usually some quality snark in there that makes me chuckle, even if I may be missing most of the context. Stranahan, though. Some of his (unrelated) posts have been good, in the past, but on the radio he's unbearable. whine whine whine. And boring, to boot.

"Just because I lied about something doesn't make me a liar, it was only five minutes, I swear on the lives of my children, I'm so poor, I could tell you something about such and such a person and everyone would go like oh wow, and he knows what I'm talking about, you just go ask him, &c"

Mm-hmm. The raspy George Costanza lost me somewhere in that tangled mess of self-referential, self-pitying, self-justifying rambling.

143 Believe me, #129, I've got a very small sock.

144

International Heat...

Nicky must go undercover, literaly, to Saudi Arabia when a well known internet pundit is threatened by the Moslem Sisterhood.... in order to cover for their Mole, who is the 'personal assistant' to a very Prominent US Politician...

Bestseller I tell ya...

145 We just kicked Nicky off the plane
- Delta

146 but on the radio he's unbearable. whine whine whine. And boring, to boot.

Yeah, I bailed on that.  He's hard to listen to.

147 NOTICE:  As of this date, I will be offering Internet Death Threat Ensurance. 
Our mission:  To Insure You Get the Death Threat You Ensure.*  Or Not.
Don't miss this offer. Available for a limited time only. 

*we in no way issue, author, create, misstate, copy-paste, any death threats to any person, real or fake, with or without numbers following names, at any time under any circumstances. 

On a serious note, Ace and Patterico should follow through with the police assistance and identify such internet abuses, and potentially criminal activity, to deter and prosecute internet users who use virtual anonymity to disrupt, frighten or harm in any way a blogger or their family.  Seems many believe they are above the law, and could cause serious concerns to many bloggers who don't enjoy the rankings that Ace and Patterico do.
In fact, I have never blogged because I would never want to my real name, address or the like to be revealed because of family considerations.

Hope to read the names, addresses and case number complete with photo in the near future.

148

Posted by: Richard Castle at June 24, 2011 02:02 PM (NtXW4)

Nah... its a Right Wing Politician trying to stop this story before their Gay love affair with Anthony Weiner gets discovered...

149 #131

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

150 Layers within layers.

151

Uhh....

/lights his cigar...

Just one more thing...

152 #71

She never complains when I visit.

153 Alicia is clearly an amateur, you never use email. I don't see much future for her in The Business.

154 This is why I always have a plastic whisky flagon, half-full of hobo urine, at-the-ready to use should someone ever gain unwelcome entry into my abode. 

When used as a projectile, it gains for me the additional seconds needed to pull out the .45ACP for some center-of-mass lovin'.

155 Alicia Keyes named her baby boy, Egypt.  There's that.

156 Thanks for the insights!

Don't know why I would be surprised that cultural fads and TV staples would be wrong.

While I am on a roll,  if you want more on my thoughts on this..  from a biology/evolutionary view if a certain group of men do have larger then average size peni , again it doesnt say much nice about that group.  The penis is shaped like a reverse plunger which can suck the seaman form another male out of a vagina only if its longer then the last male.   So again if a group of males has larger peni its because long term common cultural practices like

*Women chose mates only on dong size
*Women chose multiple partners and only the longest dong succeeded in reproduction
*A significant portion of men were committing a competitive amount of rapes and only the longest dong were making babies.

Anyway just like with the last part, Ive just always found it so weird the way such things are treated in TV and culture when what they say about the people involved is very ugly.  Oh well that is literally every thought i have on this subject so I'm tappped out so to speak.

157 What is it here for the last few days with all the obscene raunchy posts?  This is not the ONT and even if it was those are getting a little out of hand.

158

Quite elementary, my Dear Sir....

From the Syntax within the messeges, this is a non native English speaker, and due to the fact they continued to use the exact same idiom even at Midnight Califonia time, must be either in another country, or Moslem... as it can be easily shown that all American on the Internet at that time of night, would have to be drunk.

As the first threats apparently came in between 8:00 and 9:00 PM Pacific Daylight Time... would be between 10:00 and 11:00 AM Arab Standard time... it would be right in the middle of the workday for said person employed as a "clean up person".... and please note the lack of common usage of terms such as Fixer, or Private Investigator... both terms in use in English and American Idioms...

159 Look!  Sarah Palin!

160

@114: "I'm betting on a Female Relative of Weiners Wife... who does NOT understand that the last thing you do to an American Male, is threaten them if you want them to back down."

Why not? It worked for us.

161

Quite elementary, my Dear Sir....

From the Syntax within the messeges, this is a non native English speaker, and due to the fact they continued to use the exact same idiom even at Midnight Califonia time, must be either in another country, or Moslem... as it can be easily shown that all American on the Internet at that time of night, would have to be drunk.

As the first threats apparently came in between 8:00 and 9:00 PM Pacific Daylight Time... would be between 10:00 and 11:00 AM Arab Standard time... it would be right in the middle of the workday for said person employed as a "clean up person".... and please note the lack of common usage of terms such as Fixer, or Private Investigator... both terms in use in English and American Idioms...

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at June 24, 2011 02:18 PM (NtXW4

Or it could just be some dumbass. 

162

@6 

"Whitey Bulger"- wasn't that Anthony Weiner's twitter handle?

163 Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at June 24, 2011 02:18 PM (NtXW4) Hey that's my nom de plume! But you can be Watson

164  Still, don't jump on those here. I'd like to know who's behind this, obviously, but I also don't want to out someone who's possibly innocent.  Posted by: ace at June 24, 2011 01:16 PM (nj1bB) 

Smart

165 and please note the lack of common usage of terms such as Fixer, or Private Investigator

So they just watched Michael Clayton and got a *great* idea.

166 Hey that's my nom de plume! But you can be Watson

Posted by: Sherlock Homes at June 24, 2011 02:32 PM (c4tXj)

Und you zink you are a ficticious Genius Detective?

Zome zings even I cannot fix...

167 Alicia is clearly an Islamic mole in the US Intelligence Service. See? "Ali" and "CIA".  Way too obvious. He's probably trying to set up a sting along the lines of "Fast and Furious", called "New and Improved", in which janitors at bail bond outfits get free cleaning supplies, which they then allow to "walk" to local hobos, who don't have a clue what to do with them. 

168

Posted by: clicking the post button at June 24, 2011 02:38 PM (ctMcG)

ewwwww.... I like that one...

/puts on his Patented MKXII Tinfoil Hat

169 130

(MORE TO COME.)

Sounds ominous.  Betty White?  Andy Griffith?

Posted by: toby928™ at June 24, 2011 01:53 PM (GTbGH)

 

You forgot Angela Landsberry and Dick van Dyke. And the french Guy who palyed Poriot or whatever.

170

You forgot Angela Landsberry and Dick van Dyke. And the french Guy who palyed Poriot or whatever.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 24, 2011 02:46 PM (NCw5u)

Hey now... did the Magician just... disappear?

 

171 Lee "captain ahab" Stranahan has announced he knows the identity of "Nikki" the sockpuppet over at Patterico. Some of it actually sounds promising** and then he goes off after the white whale again without providing any facts or proof. According to LS-- Nikki is a women named Jenny who lives in Mass. She was interviewed by Jen at NYT and her ID was confirmed by a UCLA professor in their screenwriting department. He said she could not be Nikki because she was very political and VERY LIBERAL. LS is not providing further evidence so stay tuned.

172 "Zome zings even I cannot fix..." ============================================== I have accepted my delusions and I live with them

173

According to LS-- Nikki is a women named Jenny who lives in Mass. She was interviewed by Jen at NYT and her ID was confirmed by a UCLA professor in their screenwriting department. He said she could not be Nikki because she was very political and VERY LIBERAL.

LS is not providing further evidence so stay tuned.

Posted by: Sherlock Homes at June 24, 2011 03:08 PM (c4tXj)

Lee spoke to jenny=starchild111 creator , she told him she had no clue what this was all about and she mispronounced Weiners name and she said she wasn't political at all.

He thinks she made that up as a diversion.

174 Cross-posted in comments at Patterico.OK! Now we have Starchild=Nikki=Marianella Alicea=Patriot76 (?)=Jenny?

Who is the “Janitor”?

And why the kiss* and *wink* to Patterico, in the continuing conversations ?

Marianella Alicea=Alicia (Pain)??

Alicea=Alicia? Coincidence?

Does Alicea (established under Stranahans theory)= Alicia, the “Janitor”?

Who is/are sending threats out over the internet?

Does Alecia the "Janitor" also=Jenny?

Interesting!

175 ace; i'm glad you called the cops on this person. I hope you gets you a scalp.

176 171 "He said she could not be Nikki because she was very political and VERY LIBERAL." He = is the UCLA professor . The instuctor of a SCREENWRITING and CREATIVE WRITING class. The UCLA professor also told LS that Jenny was a disturbed and unbalanced women Again this is a radio report-- no documentation released for evidence as of yet. I'd bold it ,but the symbols don't seem to work here

177 I disagree that the author of the threatening emails is a non-native English speaker.  I married one and have worked with a zillion of them and you can spot sentence structure from whether their native language is Mandaran, Arabic, Hindi, etc.  Those emails have the sentence structure of a native English speaker stupid enough to send those emails in the first place IMO. 

178 great blog and good content

179 "I guarantee Dustin is a punk!"

Might I ask what this is in reference to?