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April 05, 2011

Duke Lacrosse Accuser Redeems Herself; Donates a Kidney To Dying Child
— Ace

Oh I'm totally joking. She stabbed a guy.

Mangum, 32, is charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill inflicting serious injury. She is being held without bond.
Investigators believe that Mangum stabbed her 46-year-old boyfriend in the torso during a dispute, police spokeswoman Kammie Michael told CBS affiliate WRAL.

We have no hint yet of her defense, but legal analysts agree it will probably involve group rape.

Daye told officers that Mangum stabbed him on his left side and took his money...

Well, maybe she feared the guy was going to gang rape the money. She's a hero.

That last quote from here.

Posted by: Ace at 04:55 PM | Comments (124)
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1 No shit?

Posted by: dogfish at April 05, 2011 04:56 PM (N2yhW)

2 Mighty fine woman.

Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2011 04:57 PM (rzuJR)

3 Maybe she'll finally spend some time in prison. Enjoy it, bitch.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 04:57 PM (/izg2)

4 Doh!

Posted by: Nifong at April 05, 2011 04:57 PM (N2yhW)

5 Stabbed him where?

Posted by: Heebeejeebee at April 05, 2011 04:59 PM (oZl5+)

6 Where is Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson?

Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2011 04:59 PM (rzuJR)

7 Throw the book at her.

Literally.

Hit that bitch with as big a book as can be found.

Beat the stupid out of her.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:00 PM (4q6A5)

8 What? Sometimes, ya just gotta stab a bitch.

Posted by: Patti Krenwinkle at April 05, 2011 05:00 PM (xy9wk)

9 Hey, she'll walk - she's got like 88 character witnesses of unimpeachable integ... oh shit.

Posted by: sherlock at April 05, 2011 05:00 PM (thr9V)

10 People don't think it be like it is, but it do

Posted by: Oscar Gamble at April 05, 2011 05:01 PM (le5qc)

11 The boyfriend is a rich white lacrosse player. Those guys just never quit.

Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2011 05:02 PM (QKKT0)

12 Can you imagine all the diseases you'd catch from that skanky kidney? I'd rather have dialysis.

Posted by: Sean D Sorrentino at April 05, 2011 05:02 PM (hfueC)

13

I am thinking Mike Nifong is one really sharp lawyer and all the assholes at the NYT, well, they are crack reporters...

They could represent me anytime.

Geniuses. Ivy league educated people, good Democrats, wonder ful family persons, even the lesbians and gays, just great people. Observant too, like a bunch of big hawks, or owls. Catch everything thrown at them, like Roberto Clemente, just sharp, sharp as a bunch of sharp tacks.

Smart too, really smart.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at April 05, 2011 05:02 PM (s5aNX)

14 Need more bang for your buck. i get it now

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2011 05:02 PM (EiH7n)

15 The way the Duke 3 were found not only not guilty, but innocent, was by the very evidence Nifong was going to use. They found NINE different DNA "contributions" when they did the rape kit. None of it matched these boys. They had estimated later that she had had sex with nine men in the course of just hours before the events at Duke.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:02 PM (Gr1V1)

16 Even knowing there are tons of dumb people out there, what guy would be dumb enough to hang out with her?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 05, 2011 05:03 PM (MyByM)

17 I hope those rich white rapists are charged as accessories. Look at the damage they've done to princess.

Posted by: Nancy Grace at April 05, 2011 05:03 PM (Q/RCp)

Police arrested Mangum in February 2010 after an altercation between her and a different boyfriend. Police said that in that incident, she assaulted her 33-year-old boyfriend in front of her children and lit some of his clothes on fire.

She's moving up in the world. Going from simple assault and arson to assault with a deadly weapon. A real prize winner there.

btw, what idiot would want to date her after she falsely accused those Duke students of rape and especially after she attacked her last boyfriend?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 05:03 PM (DZ/g1)

19 Ha-ha! Look at the racist with the hole in his torso!

Posted by: Duke University Faculty Association at April 05, 2011 05:04 PM (VXBR1)

20 The guy asked for it. Look at the way he was dressed!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 05:05 PM (OBXDf)

21 6 Where is Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson?

Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2011 08:59 PM (rzuJR)

By now, even these two may be just smart enough to stay away from this fucked in the head whore. But at some point, some national lib lawyers/activists will lay the blame for her behavior on some sort of under-funded social programs, and when that happens, I hope the worthless fuckers burn in hell.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 05:05 PM (/izg2)

22

That goddamned knife obviously doesn't know that it's racist, it's filled with subconscious white man racist impulses.

I blame that racist knife actually.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at April 05, 2011 05:05 PM (s5aNX)

23 Duke Lacrosse Accuser Redeems Herself; Donates a Kidney To Dying Child

Oh I'm totally joking. She stabbed a guy.

Hahahahaha!!

The stabbing part's not funny obviously. But the headline and first line of the post part is.

That's good funny, mothership mother.

Posted by: Rosetta at April 05, 2011 05:05 PM (bhpVw)

24 BTW- Mangum had accused a group of black men of doing the exact same thing the Duke boys apparently did just a year before. It was ignored because they found her testimony was utter horseshit. Yet Nifong then took the DUKE case and ran with it blindly. She's an equal opportunity leech.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:05 PM (Gr1V1)

25 The police acted stupidly.

Posted by: Barry O'Birthcertificate at April 05, 2011 05:06 PM (OBXDf)

Her supporters -- including former Durham school board member Jackie Wagstaff -- were also at the hearing.

"We still live in a country where you're innocent until proven guilty," Wagstaff said. "I don't think she's a flight risk, but the law is the law and bond is, I guess, set based on circumstances."

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 05:06 PM (qBo9h)

27 Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at April 05, 2011 05:06 PM (VXBR1)

28 We need a crack summit!

Posted by: Barry O'Birthcertificate at April 05, 2011 05:07 PM (OBXDf)

29 We gotta find the part of the Constitution that causes this kind of criminal activity and delete it.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson Jr. at April 05, 2011 05:07 PM (QKKT0)

Who has two thumbs, a sucking chest wound, and a hot stripper girlfriend?

This guy!

Posted by: The boyfriend, whose name wasn't released by authorities at April 05, 2011 05:07 PM (xy9wk)

31 She spat on actual victims everywhere with her antics to the detriment of 3 totally innocent men. Thankfully her path of destruction also eliminated Mike Nifong from any sort of viable political career.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:08 PM (Gr1V1)

32 Dis man was obmiscuastly trie-unn to rape dis po' woman. She been objectified befo...when them white boys at that cracka college done got drunkified an tried to touch her primative area. As ah stand heah befo you, I promise..I will make some kind of...compensation fo dis womens....and, not to be tramsparent..fo mysef...

Hymie TOwn!!

Posted by: Right Said Rev'Rend Jackso at April 05, 2011 05:08 PM (azgo2)

33 She's a snuke. If she can't get the money,,,puh-sshuBoom. Left overs from the last war.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2011 05:08 PM (EiH7n)

34 The way the Duke 3 were found not only not guilty, but innocent, was by the very evidence Nifong was going to use.
They found NINE different DNA "contributions" when they did the rape kit.

None of it matched these boys. They had estimated later that she had had sex with nine men in the course of just hours before the events at Duke.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 09:02 PM (Gr1V1)

I felt bad for those boys. I really did. Rape accusation is serious bid'ness. While they certainly didn't cover themselves in glory, rapists they weren't. But there was a lesson in their experience and I hope they learned it and that's when you deal with real scum of the earth you will only ever get shit on you.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 05:08 PM (4q6A5)

35 She's gotta be mentally ill.

Posted by: Jade Sea at April 05, 2011 05:08 PM (Ltm3F)

36 btw, what idiot would want to date her after she falsely accused those Duke students of rape and especially after she attacked her last boyfriend?

I think the "9 guys turned her vag into a spermatological neapolitan ice cream in a matter of hours" forensic discovery would have moved her to my B-list.

Posted by: VJay at April 05, 2011 05:08 PM (Q/RCp)

37 If you want to vomit, go back and watch how the news media covered that duke story.

Posted by: Dan at April 05, 2011 05:08 PM (mXBxH)

38 For some odd reason I have this stuck in my head. Ummm NSFW.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 05, 2011 05:09 PM (qPgNK)

39 O/T Anyone got a link for the results of the WI elections?

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 05:09 PM (AkdC5)

40 #36 Spermatological neapolitan ice cream. Wow. This is bi-winning.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:09 PM (Gr1V1)

41 #39 They called it for the commie.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:10 PM (Gr1V1)

btw, what idiot would want to date her after she falsely accused those Duke students of rape and especially after she attacked her last boyfriend?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 09:03 PM (DZ/g1)

Let's play Guess The Party!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 05:10 PM (bxiXv)

43 Speaking of Tawana Brawley, Obama is going to appear at Sharpton's event in NYC.

Amazing. The guy took a concocted accusation and ranwith it, costing the city hundreds of thousands of dollars and causing riots, and not only is he not in jail, he is hosting the president at a gala event.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2011 05:10 PM (Fo83G)

44 Surprised ,,snuke is listed in my browser's dictionary.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2011 05:10 PM (EiH7n)

45 Steph- I was kidding about the call, though it will probably be accurate. Here is the link from the AP: http://tinyurl.com/455xo3p

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:11 PM (Gr1V1)

46 At what point will society just say, ok, shoot the bitch.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 05, 2011 05:11 PM (6IReR)

47 They called it for the commie.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 09:10 PM (Gr1V1)

Are you serious? The polls just closed.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 05:11 PM (AkdC5)

48 D. Prosser (i) J. Kloppenburg 40% 60% 1 OUT OF 3600 PRECINCTS REPORTING

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:12 PM (Gr1V1)

49 Shit, CAC, don't do that.

Posted by: Steph at April 05, 2011 05:12 PM (AkdC5)

50 I played lacrosse in college and coached it for 19 years. You would be surprised how many chicks talented, attractive players can land. (I was average and I look like a troll, so count me out.) Anyway, I thought the Duke case was bullshit from the start. A choice between a college co-ed and a crack-addled stripper is no choice at all.

If the accused was a female Duke student? More believable, at least at first.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 05:12 PM (OBXDf)

51 But there was a lesson in their experience and I hope they learned it Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 09:08 PM (4q6A5) they were mostly all rich boys from affluent suburbs. What they learned is next time spend more of dear old Dad's money and hire a much higher class hooker next time.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 05, 2011 05:12 PM (0GFWk)

@37: "If you want to vomit, go back and watch how the news media covered that duke story."

We stand by our reporting. Her story, while not 100% accurate, should not suffer because of racist facts.

And seriously - they were Duke preppies who play lacrosse. Two of them were named Reade and Collin, fer christsakes. They had it coming.

Posted by: The Media at April 05, 2011 05:13 PM (xy9wk)

Sharpton will be Barky's next Czar or something.

God help us. ABO 2012.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 05, 2011 05:13 PM (FnRYN)

54 41 #39
They called it for the commie.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 09:10 PM (Gr1V1)

What the fuck. I mean seriously, what the fuck. The inexperienced, can't answer the fucking question, making excuses for the lying attack ads lunatic?

Well, I guess a bunch of public employees are gonna get canned. I hope they write her thank-you notes.

Wait, did I say what the fuck already?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 05:13 PM (bxiXv)

55 Jackie Wagsaff?

Posted by: ace at April 05, 2011 05:13 PM (nj1bB)

56 The way the Duke 3 were found not only not guilty, but innocent, was by the very evidence Nifong was going to use.

When they first played the 911 call from the other stripper on the radio, I recognized it for complete BS about 30 seconds in. "We were so scared that...we drove back by the house again after we had gotten away to see what was going on." May Mike Nifong's ride on the barbed cock of Satan begin soon.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 05:14 PM (/izg2)

57 I'm shocked.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 05:14 PM (NHrvF)

58 Overheard conversation between an unnamed suspect and her public defender from somewhere deep inside a North Carolina detention center:

"No no NO, Crystal! For God's sake!! First of all April Fools was a friggin' WEEK ago, and for seconds, you just SAY you stabbed somebody!! Then it's FUNNY! Not when you actually DO the damn thing!!!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2011 05:15 PM (JOM6t)

I gots 99 prollems, and bitches be all of 'em.

Hahahahaha....

Baby, put down that knife. I was just jokin'

OW!!!!

Bitch, you best not touch my cigarettes!

Posted by: The boyfriend, whose name wasn't released by authorities at April 05, 2011 05:15 PM (xy9wk)

60 Wait, did I say what the fuck already? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 09:13 PM (bxiXv) Calm down. I was kidding. They won't announce it for the commie for probably another hour. The AP website sucks... taking forever.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:15 PM (Gr1V1)

61 So, did Ms. "Innocent Until Proven Guilty" Wagstaff put up bail for this pillar of rectitude? Or was spewing sanctimonious bulltwaddle her sole contribution to Mangum, P. I.'s defense?

Posted by: ya2daup: an iPhone-iMpeded iPost at April 05, 2011 05:15 PM (Md6Pt)

62 How's my ass taste now, Jesse?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 05, 2011 05:15 PM (VXBR1)

63 Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 09:10 PM (Gr1V1)

And then I go check the werbsite.

Dick.

You are on my "irritating dicktard" list.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 05:16 PM (bxiXv)

Why is Mike Nifong still a free man?

Sure, they bankrupted the fucker by making him defend a civil suit, but shouldn't criminal charges have been filed against him? He tried to get a bunch of college guys thrown in jail on trumped up rape charges simply to bolster his reelection chances.

Does it get any lower than that?

Posted by: Warden at April 05, 2011 05:16 PM (qBo9h)

65 DANA PERINO ON HANNITY RIGHT NOW!!! MMMM . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 05:17 PM (OBXDf)

66
I dated Chrystal Magnum one afternoon for a couple of minutes. She got a funny name, like a gun or something.

Posted by: Alvin Greene with an extra E at April 05, 2011 05:17 PM (ZHsNw)

@43: "Amazing. The guy took a concocted accusation and ranwith it, costing the city hundreds of thousands of dollars and causing riots, and not only is he not in jail, he is hosting the president at a gala event."

Yeah, but look at the president that he's hosting.....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 05, 2011 05:17 PM (xy9wk)

Does it get any lower than that?

See "Obama wins IL Senate seat" for answer.

Posted by: Cicero kid at April 05, 2011 05:17 PM (oZl5+)

69 The headline could be true. After all, it doesn't specify whose kidney she was trying to donate. Maybe she was cutting the guy open to get one of his. Not that any friend of hers is likely to have kidneys significantly less skanky than hers. And she really should have asked nicely before cutting.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 05, 2011 05:18 PM (mQX/Y)

70 I think it was runningrn who posted about this on this morning's Headline thread. I'll summarize here what I said there:

WTH? Who would want to be anywhere NEAR this woman, especially after what she did to her last boyfriend (and the Duke players before that, in spectacularly libelous fashion). Does she give off some kind of irresistible pheromone that only lunatic skanks produce? If so, what species of male would be attracted to it?

Perhaps it's some kind of Siren call sent out by a chorus of her various venereal diseases? I've got five bucks says her Gonorrhea got in a slap fight with Genital Warts over which of them gets the show-stopping solo, but it went to Syphillis (who, according to Herpes, is SUCH a whore).

Posted by: MWR at April 05, 2011 05:18 PM (CA2NO)

71 I dated Chrystal Magnum one afternoon for a couple of minutes. She got a funny name, like a gun or something.

Sacred honor compels me . . .

Posted by: Will Folks at April 05, 2011 05:18 PM (OBXDf)

72 And then I go check the werbsite. Dick. You are on my "irritating dicktard" list. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 09:16 PM (bxiXv) I FINALLY MADE A LIST!! updated: 2/3630 precincts R Union Goon 40% 60%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:18 PM (Gr1V1)

Why is Mike Nifong still a free man?

It's all relative, Warden. Take this also-overheard statement from a consultation just held today with one of Nifong's current clients:

"HEY bitch!! Where's my FRIES!?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2011 05:18 PM (JOM6t)

74 And Perino is wearing a very low-cut shirt. Sorry, but I'm paralyzed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 05:19 PM (OBXDf)

75 #67 You do have a point. Is it that Sharpton has become respectable, or is it that we now have a president who consorts with known felons?

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2011 05:19 PM (Fo83G)

76 btw, what idiot would want to date her after she falsely accused those Duke students of rape and especially after she attacked her last boyfriend? Kratos, I'm not sure "date" is the word for what these two were ding together. Â

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2011 05:20 PM (e7n7W)

77 Maybe she was cutting the guy open to get one of his.

I gotta remember that the next time I stab the guy I'm sleeping with. "It was for charity, honey!"

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 05, 2011 05:20 PM (0vDuM)

78 "It was for charity, honey!"

It's for the churrin!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 05:21 PM (OBXDf)

79 I looked for 'soulless killing female dreaming of cutting of dicks just for kicks' at Facebook and i got back too many hits.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2011 05:22 PM (EiH7n)

80 9 Hey, she'll walk - she's got like 88 character witnesses of unimpeachable integ... oh shit.

She's got a friend in us!

Posted by: The Professors at Duke, Disgraced to a Man at April 05, 2011 05:22 PM (MkXBH)

81 88 Morons on tenure,
88 Morons
You take one down,
Deny it all around
There's still 88 Morons

oh, heck - this is why I'm not a poet. Where are these people, why don't they step up and help this poor girl. Maybe they could start a fund.. or something.

Posted by: John at April 05, 2011 05:22 PM (qsaJ5)

82
Dating to Crystal means taking the money from your wallet and giving you a three stroke blowjob.

Posted by: Pissed Off Dater at April 05, 2011 05:22 PM (ZHsNw)

83 30/3630 reporting now R UnionGoon 39% 61%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:22 PM (Gr1V1)

84 Kratos, I'm not sure "date" is the word for what these two were ding together.

OTOH, things are looking up for Mangum. Word on the street is that once the heat dies down, Eliot Spitzer might want to, er, hire her soon for a special project...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2011 05:22 PM (JOM6t)

85 Why is Mike Nifong still a free man? He should have had to serve the sentences of the innocents he obviously tried to railroad. That's justice.

Posted by: Nifong at April 05, 2011 05:23 PM (N2yhW)

86 2 things I always tell my guys: 1) film your gang bangs 2) don't evah turn your back on a knife carrying, crazy beach who may either set you up, or worse, stab your ass!

Posted by: Marion Barry at April 05, 2011 05:23 PM (8p6Ar)

87 If so, what species of male would be attracted to it?

Multiple kids by multiple women (not a dime in support paid), arrest record the length of Atlas Shrugs (string of light convictions and short sentences), no teeth.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 05, 2011 05:24 PM (0vDuM)

88
Crystal didn't do it the right way.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt, Penis Eliminator at April 05, 2011 05:24 PM (ZHsNw)

89 I don't know why everybody's bitchin' about Crystal. I mean, it's not like she's Korean or anything.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 05, 2011 05:25 PM (VXBR1)

90 60/3630 R 47% Union goon 53%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:26 PM (Gr1V1)

91
I would hump Crystal, but then again, I also humped Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: Barney the Purple Guy at April 05, 2011 05:26 PM (ZHsNw)

92 He should have had to serve the sentences of the innocents he obviously tried to railroad. That's justice.

This.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 05:27 PM (/izg2)

93 You say "She stabbed a guy" like it's a bad thing. Haven't you read my book?

Posted by: Valerie Solanas at April 05, 2011 05:27 PM (xy9wk)

94 updated:
2/3630 precincts
R Union Goon
40% 60%

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 09:18 PM (Gr1V1)

I don't know what they do in Wisconsin, but in California they report the far-left districts first to try to depress the vote for Republicans everywhere else - they do the same thing nationally.

Dick.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 05:27 PM (bxiXv)

95 iknowtheleft: granted, would be nice if said consultation was overheard at the cafeteria in Sing Sing. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2011 05:27 PM (JOM6t)

96 Did someone say Dana Perino.. I'm outa here

Posted by: Jackhole at April 05, 2011 05:28 PM (+qHxi)

97 Dick. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 09:27 PM (bxiXv) Motherfucker. You are right about that btw- in 2000 they called Vermont instantly for Gore, took them over an hour to call Virginia.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 05:29 PM (Gr1V1)

98
So you accidentally walk into a gay leather bar and meet both Crystal Mangum and Janet Napolitano. You're going home with the best looking one and you've had 16 beers.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 05, 2011 05:29 PM (ZHsNw)

99 That kidney had it coming.

Posted by: Crystal "Meth" Mangum, organ rapist at April 05, 2011 05:29 PM (FaFnu)

100 DANA PERINO ON HANNITY RIGHT NOW!!! MMMM . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 09:17 PM (OBXDf)

Dana is a sweet, smart, fine honey, much like the rest of our wimmins!

Not like the haggard, unhappy bitches that inhabit the left.

Woof!

Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2011 05:30 PM (bMIRR)

101 Boy she's a looker. Am i getting older or are zombie girls getting younger?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2011 05:31 PM (EiH7n)

102 Fish the Impaler: like Clinton did-- the key is triangulation. In a matchup between Mangum and Napolitano, the winner is the guy who goes home with Janet Reno.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2011 05:31 PM (JOM6t)

103 Why hasn't anyone signed this petite flower to a reality dating show, yet? I got concepts. Chrystal Ballin' Magnum P. A'ight The Stank-Nasty Trick-A-Ho Variety Hour

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2011 05:32 PM (e7n7W)

104 She goin' for my kinneys! Call the ambalamps!

Posted by: The "call the ambalamps!" guy, now dating Chrystal Mangum at April 05, 2011 05:32 PM (Q/RCp)

105 Motherfucker.

You are right about that btw- in 2000 they called Vermont instantly for Gore, took them over an hour to call Virginia.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 09:29 PM (Gr1V1)

Aching dripping syphilitic hyperthyroid fuckmonkey.

So why not wait until a significant percentage of people are reported before harshing everyone's mellow?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 05:33 PM (bxiXv)

106 You are right about that btw- in 2000 they called Vermont instantly for Gore, took them over an hour to call Virginia.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2011 09:29 PM (Gr1V1)

In 2000, that was how it was everywhere. I was watching that VNS site and when FL was called for Gore, he had NEVER led. Bastards.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 05:35 PM (/izg2)

107 105 She goin' for my kinneys! Call the ambalamps!

Posted by: The "call the ambalamps!" guy, now dating Chrystal Mangum at April 05, 2011 09:32 PM (Q/RCp)

Hey, somebody put that on ice, I might need a kidney.

(that ambalamps thing never gets old)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 05:36 PM (bxiXv)

108 This blog is a lot better than The Dean Martin Show ever was.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2011 05:37 PM (EiH7n)

109 Bill Sammons wrote a great book about the 2000 election that Bush stole even though Gore never led.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 05, 2011 05:37 PM (gJNMj)

110 Someone mention whore?

Posted by: Tiger at April 05, 2011 05:37 PM (MWXXs)

111 50/50 6% in

Posted by: Tiger at April 05, 2011 05:38 PM (MWXXs)

112 Gotta love a crime scene that includes a knife stabbed into a couch cushion ...

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2011 05:41 PM (0rXxT)

113 110 Bill Sammons wrote a great book about the 2000 election that Bush stole even though Gore never led.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 05, 2011 09:37 PM (gJNMj)

For more about the Duke "rape" false-accusation story, read Until Proven Innocent: Political Correctness and the Shameful Injustices of the Duke Lacrosse Rape Case. You will be pissed off extremely angry when you get done.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 05:44 PM (/izg2)

114

Not like the haggard, unhappy bitches that inhabit the left.

Woof!

Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2011 09:30 PM (bMIRR)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, hater!!!

Posted by: Rosie Margaret Rachel ManThings at April 05, 2011 05:48 PM (azgo2)

115 Aching dripping syphilitic hyperthyroid fuckmonkey.

That is....epic. The answer of course, is that they think that they can still sway the election. Game over...give up...

Look Coach...we're trying!!!

Posted by: Rosie Margaret Rachel ManThings at April 05, 2011 05:51 PM (azgo2)

116 Sock...Jesus...this is like twice in 2 days.

Posted by: Portnoy at April 05, 2011 05:52 PM (azgo2)

117

Not like the haggard, unhappy bitches that inhabit the left.

Woof!

Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2011 09:30 PM (bMIRR)

Krystal Ball though...

Posted by: Beagle at April 05, 2011 05:53 PM (sOtz/)

118 51-49 with 9% in. Totally stealable.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2011 05:55 PM (8ay4x)

119 The people the left like to make heroes out of. They were going to make a TV movie about the "hero" who stole a bus to evac some New Orleans residents to safety. Wait he got busted for selling Heroin in Houston.

Posted by: Gary B at April 05, 2011 06:19 PM (1gWfF)

120 Best headline of the week, so far.

Posted by: Dustin at April 05, 2011 07:05 PM (Q3nWV)

121 That is....epic.

Posted by: Rosie Margaret Rachel ManThings at April 05, 2011 09:51 PM (azgo2)

Thank you. I won an insult contest with that one..

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 07:17 PM (bxiXv)

122 But did she stab. stab him? 88 intellectually elites want to know.

Posted by: Buffalobob at April 05, 2011 07:45 PM (Sm1f7)

123 When they say "boyfriend" do they really mean "pimp"?

Posted by: krakatoa at April 05, 2011 07:57 PM (IOva1)

124 #18 Once upon a time I watched a segment of Jerry Springer. I was surfing and got caught up in the awfulness of that program. This black guy was moaning about his girl friend whom he had been dating for some time (who was actually a drag queen) and was two timing him. It was not the first time he dated a drag queen. He almost killed that one when he found out she was a he. He found out the current one was a he on the program and went berserk. So, yes there are some people too stupid to live.

Posted by: BarbaraS at April 05, 2011 08:40 PM (CGtej)

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