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March 14, 2014

Emergency ONT
— andy

There's a record at stake here, so an ONT must go up. Even one as crappy as this. Now rest your scrolly fingers for a bit, my groovy babies, and relax with this week's podcast ChillGroove^®

Posted by: andy at 07:25 PM | Comments (96)
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1 FIRST!!! because as I've said before....cause i'm so damn cool http://tinyurl.com/8p8ngkl plus there's no video called "in before peaches"

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 07:25 PM (At8tV)

2 1sh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2014 07:25 PM (HVff2)

3 wow so centered

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 07:25 PM (At8tV)

4 Oh lord.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 07:26 PM (Pfvig)

Worst.

ONT.

Ever.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at March 14, 2014 07:26 PM (jqHOY)

6 Should I duck and cover?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2014 07:26 PM (0wE/V)

7 oh thank goodness. I was worried effin overnight thread was somwhere between the south chin a sea and the andamans.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 07:26 PM (rDidD)

8 AWESOME! WOOOOO!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 14, 2014 07:26 PM (N/cFh)

9 HI!

Posted by: Carol at March 14, 2014 07:26 PM (gjOCp)

10 5 hey, hey that's kind of strong

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2014 07:26 PM (HVff2)

11 I am almost out of beer and now this shitty ONT? I hate everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (mHol2)

12 you fucking big fat cheaters. i hate you (not Tammy) and will never come here again (lying)

Posted by: Peaches at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (8lmkt)

13 I FEEL SO CENTERED!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (N/cFh)

14 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (bCEmE)

15 so ae the malaysians running the hq now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (rDidD)

16 What's up with the comments thingy today? It's centering for some unfathomable reason.

Posted by: Cato at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (4cRuH)

17 That visual is RAYCESSSSSS!!!

Posted by: madtom at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (cOb0J)

18 at least I am feeling slightly more centered tonight

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (mHol2)

19 HI Tammy!! How are you & Thor doing?

Posted by: Carol at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (gjOCp)

20 You guys ever drink beer and smoke a brisket all night?

Posted by: Joe at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (4dkjt)

21 Left or right. Pick a lane.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (IN7k+)

22 This ONT brought to you by Hank Johnson.

Posted by: fluffy at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (Ua6T/)

23 Say, whut?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (T1005)

24 wow, I feel so centered. maybe I *can* drink just one more beer.

Posted by: Peaches at March 14, 2014 07:27 PM (8lmkt)

25 Take cover in the nearest available refrigerator!

Posted by: Indiana Jones at March 14, 2014 07:28 PM (0wE/V)

26 i will never be able to read MissTammy again without the thought of shit running down both her leg, on a beach in a bikini.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 07:28 PM (rDidD)

27 Batteries are low. Time to recharge. Be well morons,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2014 07:28 PM (HVff2)

28 Hey, I was in a hurry. And I graduated cum laude from Ace's School of Tag Closing.

Posted by: Andy at March 14, 2014 07:28 PM (vGQV1)

29 Damn.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (N/cFh)

30 Those who walk in the middle of the road risk getting splattered from both sides of the road.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (ojnk6)

31 I got nothin'

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (4Mv1T)

32 12 you fucking big fat cheaters I claim skill and sexiness gives me an edge its all bullshit of course

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (At8tV)

33 http://tinyurl.com/kzs6pp2 Right Scoop from yesterday. Ted Cruz hits back at Reid for attacking Koch brothers!

Posted by: Carol at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (gjOCp)

34 26 i will never be able to read MissTammy again without the thought of shit running down both her leg, on a beach in a bikini. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 11:28 PM (rDidD) Wait...WHAT!? Nevermind...don't want to know.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (bCEmE)

35 Better now.....

Posted by: fu52 at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (NYXC6)

36 Shelter. in. place. Shelter. in. place.

Posted by: grognard at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (hjKMO)

37 27-th!!!! g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (JMmQ9)

38 You guys ever drink beer and smoke a brisket all night?

Posted by: Joe at March 14, 2014 11:27 PM (4dkjt)

we didn't call it "a brisket" but sure, been there, done that, like, a bazillion times.

Posted by: Peaches at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (8lmkt)

39 >> You guys ever drink beer and smoke a brisket all night? Yes

Posted by: Andy at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (vGQV1)

40 Peaches, this here don't count. Get back to your station and remain at the ready. Carol, holding steady, I guess. Thanks for asking. How is your brother?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 07:29 PM (Pfvig)

41 Peaches - Apparently prayer works.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 14, 2014 07:30 PM (aDwsi)

42 And there was much rejoicing. Yaaaay.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 07:30 PM (UAMVq)

43 someone anyone please send everyone in the media a ticket to fly first class on malaysia air outta KL. I CANNA TAKE IT NO MO. SO MUCH EFFIN STUPIDITY.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 07:30 PM (rDidD)

44 Technical Difficulties. Nice name for a band.

Posted by: sinmi at March 14, 2014 07:30 PM (n7q9W)

45 Malaysian ONT. Figures.

Posted by: votermom at March 14, 2014 07:30 PM (1zdAu)

46 Peaches - Apparently prayer works.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 14, 2014 11:30 PM (aDwsi)

even I know that . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 14, 2014 07:30 PM (8lmkt)

47 Imma backfill with some content. BRB

Posted by: Andy at March 14, 2014 07:30 PM (vGQV1)

48 At a fast glance it looked like an outer limits type ONT? We control all your shit, etc etc.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2014 07:31 PM (FMbng)

49 We drink whiskey and smoke pigs all night.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 14, 2014 07:31 PM (4Mv1T)

50 Wait...WHAT!? Nevermind...don't want to know. Posted by: Tami at March 14 apparently the sight of 40ft waves has that effect on her. see earlier thread.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 07:31 PM (rDidD)

51 This ONT makes me weep.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at March 14, 2014 07:31 PM (0wE/V)

52 Tammy: I have that tshirt big hit at the casino.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 14, 2014 07:31 PM (Q8vlx)

53 You guys ever drink beer and smoke a brisket all night? Posted by: Joe at March 14, 2014 11:27 PM Yes, yes I have.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2014 07:31 PM (JMmQ9)

54 we don't need no stinkin' content

Posted by: Peaches at March 14, 2014 07:31 PM (8lmkt)

55 Usually I'm disappointed to come in late...but now maybe not so much.

Too bad I can't stay. Work beckons. Well, not beckons as much as demands.

Be back for lunch. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 07:31 PM (xa1/W)

56 Tami, I missed what Yankee Fifth is talking about too! I do not know or think I want to.

Posted by: Carol at March 14, 2014 07:32 PM (gjOCp)

57 I could swear I saw an NDH ONT for a millisecond there.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2014 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

58 I just posted on a disappeared thread. Do I disappear too? Good evening from scenic New Jersey!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 14, 2014 07:32 PM (hZ1DN)

59 ugggghhh guess I should go and get T from the airport its a long walk from the airport

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 07:32 PM (At8tV)

60 i will never be able to read MissTammy again without the thought of shit running down both her leg, on a beach in a bikini. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 11:28 PM (rDidD) I think I get the both sides of my legs thing, ( and why didn't you say hello last night, then?) but beach, bikini has got me cornfused. And hello!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 07:32 PM (Pfvig)

61 Trying pecan on 7lb brisket from costco. Perfecting this and quitting my day job. Step 2? Step 3 millionaire.

Posted by: Joe at March 14, 2014 07:32 PM (4dkjt)

62 May I have 10,000 marbles please?

Posted by: Flounder at March 14, 2014 07:33 PM (0wE/V)

63 57 I could swear I saw an NDH ONT for a millisecond there. -- Who turned off the transponder on NDH's ONT?

Posted by: votermom at March 14, 2014 07:33 PM (1zdAu)

64 i will never be able to read MissTammy again without the thought of shit running down both her leg, on a beach in a bikini.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 11:28 PM (rDidD)

that is just fuckin' nasty, Y5. I expect better from you, although I am totally used to being disappointed. Oh, wait. You are the only one besides me who actually saw the pics, aren't you, ya perv?

Posted by: Peaches at March 14, 2014 07:34 PM (8lmkt)

65 For Peaches: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4RskhZebn8

Posted by: shredded chi at March 14, 2014 07:34 PM (3gpMQ)

66 Been watching old Muppets episodes on Youtube. Genius. Pure genius, all of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hnydie5SwM

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2014 07:34 PM (30eLQ)

67 it is like too much of something I like. now everyone is speculating about the malaysian plane. everyone started out a week ago stating categorically it was an accident, now it is categorically a hijacking by someone. WHY? someone needs a do somethin about hannity. sack, bat, trunk.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 07:34 PM (rDidD)

68 I saw Technical Difficulties open for File Not Found at Cobo Hall back in '93...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2014 07:34 PM (JMmQ9)

69 Another semi ont up

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 07:34 PM (Pfvig)

70 This ONT post sucks. That's OK, 'cause I only read the comments.

Posted by: luddite at March 14, 2014 07:34 PM (WyMak)

71 http://tinyurl.com/omca4c8 From Powerline Blog-Nixon Vs Obama, who deserves impeachment more? I can tell you who I think it is! IÂ’m trying to help you Andy!

Posted by: Carol at March 14, 2014 07:35 PM (gjOCp)

72 This place is Ace of Feast or Famine....

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 14, 2014 07:35 PM (bCEmE)

73 Post enstompening up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 14, 2014 07:35 PM (ojnk6)

74 Do we even need a "real" ONT? Nobody actually reads the content, anyway, right?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 14, 2014 07:36 PM (3gpMQ)

75 I think I get the both sides of my legs thing, ( and why didn't you say hello last night, then?) but beach, bikini has got me cornfused. And hello! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 well, the bikini and beach are my usual, the shit was added in this morning when I was reading the thread I slept through last night. nearly choked on my coffee when I read your comment, half gag half laugh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 07:36 PM (rDidD)

76 May I have 10,000 marbles please?

Posted by: Flounder at March 14, 2014 11:33 PM (0wE/V)

Planning on forming a 100 pygmy sling shot army are you?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2014 07:36 PM (FMbng)

77 For Peaches:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4RskhZebn8

Posted by: shredded chi at March 14, 2014 11:34 PM (3gpMQ)

holy crap, chi, that is amazing. listening now. {{{{{{chi}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at March 14, 2014 07:36 PM (8lmkt)

78 I was worried effin overnight thread was somwhere between the south chin a sea and the andamans.

Nah. Less headhunting, more cannibalism

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2014 07:37 PM (30eLQ)

20 You guys ever drink beer and smoke a brisket all night?

Only when it's not very windy.

Posted by: wheatie at March 14, 2014 07:37 PM (8quPO)

80 I have that effect on some folks, Y5! I always feel like I let you down with my lack of tan lines....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 07:37 PM (Pfvig)

81 Poor Andy is busy typing out content and everyone's gone to the other ONT.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 14, 2014 07:37 PM (bCEmE)

82 http://tinyurl.com/luwt75w One of todayÂ’s IDB Editorials-Why is TFGÂ’s Justice Dept Shielding Reid?

Posted by: Carol at March 14, 2014 07:37 PM (gjOCp)

83 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 14, 2014 07:38 PM (0wE/V)

84 that is just fuckin' nasty, Y5. I expect better from you, although I am totally used to being disappointed. Oh, wait. You are the only one besides me who actually saw the pics, aren't you, ya perv? Posted by: Peaches Peaches! I was merely quoting from our beloved MissTammy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2014 07:39 PM (rDidD)

85 Even I gotta drop this thread and find the new one

Posted by: chopped liver at March 14, 2014 07:39 PM (30eLQ)

86 srsly, pie ain't gonna fix this. ribeye, maybe. pie? don't make me laugh.

Posted by: Peaches at March 14, 2014 07:41 PM (8lmkt)

Ingrates!

We should be grateful for *any* ONT...and tonight, we're given two.

Posted by: wheatie at March 14, 2014 07:41 PM (8quPO)

88 "Been watching old Muppets episodes on Youtube. Genius. Pure genius, all of it." Posted by: boulder toilet hobo They're the Most Sensational, Inspirational, Celebration-al, Muppet-ational... This. Is. What. They. Call. The. Muppet. Show. *Gonzo's Horn Mishap* The "Rubber Band Man" video from that show had my ten-to-twelve-year-old ass laughing so hard! I still remember eating chips and pretzels, (my Brother and I were allowed to fill a small bowl with them), and drinking Pepsi from the small bottles. Once we were finished with our snacks, we had to go to bed. ...we snacked slowly because we wanted to see Adult Comedies, but we usually fell asleep on the carpet during Taxi, Cheers or whatever else was on because... youth.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 07:43 PM (lq3Ak)

89 Did someone call squad 51? http://bit.ly/1gs42dh

Posted by: Mantooth and Tighe to the rescue at March 14, 2014 07:43 PM (das+y)

90 I gots to go chill. Somebody tell Ace that my attorneys will be in touch regarding the loss of consortium with the ONT.

Posted by: Peaches at March 14, 2014 07:44 PM (8lmkt)

91 well we HAD an ONT

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 14, 2014 07:44 PM (30eLQ)

92 Gee Whiz... I guess Cut & Paste will do... lol. I was in my own little world there.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 07:44 PM (lq3Ak)

93 you know they'll try to blame it on pixy . . . what if pixy has da plane?? i would buy that.

Posted by: Peaches at March 14, 2014 07:46 PM (8lmkt)

94 "You know they'll try to blame it on pixy . . . what if pixy has da plane?? i would buy that. Posted by: Peaches HAH! You're incorrigible.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 07:47 PM (lq3Ak)

95 Pulled pork. Can it be done in Dutch Oven?
That is, in the house w/o pit.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 14, 2014 07:50 PM (aUQgu)

96 That is the 1939 "Indian Head Test Pattern" created by RCA for the earliest televisions, and used for decades. Some of us are old enough to remember seeing it on broadcast stations when they went off the air for the night (yes, children: only 4, then 3 networks, and no one was on 24-7).

Cool article about the Indian Head test pattern:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lwud8z2

Find out what it was for (which I always wondered when I was a kid).

Posted by: Beverly at March 14, 2014 08:33 PM (hB0iD)

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