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December 15, 2011

Endgame: The Blueprint For Global Yorkie Domination
— Ace

People are complaining that the last thread is too contentious. I think at some point the Ron Paul Problem can no longer be ignored, but I do understand: You want a new thread.

So here's a palate cleanser: The Coming Yorkie-Baby War.

thanks to @starchambermaid, purloined from jezebel.com.

Oh this is funny, I guess: Randall's new Honey Badger game application.

Not sure where I got that. Probably RD. He's big on the Honey Badger news.

Posted by: Ace at 12:15 PM | Comments (127)
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1 Thank god.

Posted by: Joffen at December 15, 2011 12:15 PM (zLeKL)

2 Adorable.

Posted by: Joffen at December 15, 2011 12:16 PM (zLeKL)

3 Who will benefit from the yorkie/ baby war?

The kittehs, that's who.

Posted by: shibumi at December 15, 2011 12:16 PM (z63Tr)

4 See! After the devil dog knocked him dog it went Right For The Throat!.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 15, 2011 12:17 PM (DxKBi)

5 I put this in that contentious thread but you all should know - I just bought a little bit of silver, so rest assured the market is going to bottom out.

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2011 12:18 PM (7vSU0)

6 It's all a plot by the Corgi Cabal.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez sometimes, Darwin is your friend! at December 15, 2011 12:18 PM (GBXon)

While puppies are fine and all, puppies and babies are not CH's rack.

Why hast thou forsaken us, ace? Why!

Posted by: alexthechick at December 15, 2011 12:18 PM (VtjlW)

8 .. Bread! Circuses!! puppy videos!!!

Posted by: vox populi at December 15, 2011 12:18 PM (h6mPj)

Some major cuteness going on there.

Posted by: wheatie at December 15, 2011 12:18 PM (HvKWW)

10 Who will benefit from the yorkie/ baby war?

The kittehs, that's who.

This one knows too much.

Posted by: the kittehs at December 15, 2011 12:19 PM (Lpgtj)

11 Less teh kittehs, more puppehs, please. And by puppehs, I mean boobehs. And by boobehs, I mean Christina Hendricks's.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 15, 2011 12:19 PM (XgvL/)

12 ..... earthling metaphor for Ron Paul nomination victory.

Yorkie Pup..... Ron Paul

Whiny Infant..... GOP Establishment

Knock it over. WIN WIN

Posted by: Ronulan Star Commander at December 15, 2011 12:19 PM (C8hzL)

13 Barak Hussein is a Failure that cluserfuckingly stutters.

Posted by: CUS at December 15, 2011 12:19 PM (84pE9)

I just bought a little bit of silver, so rest assured the market is going to bottom out.

blaster, so you're the Obama of commodities picking?

Posted by: alexthechick at December 15, 2011 12:19 PM (VtjlW)

15 I missed it.

What was the takeaway? Did Paultards spam it?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 15, 2011 12:20 PM (pLTLS)

16 People should not mix small babies and puppies. I know its all cute and everything, until something bad happens.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2011 12:20 PM (YdQQY)

17
Yorkie/Baby 2012!

A can't miss duo for the win.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2011 12:21 PM (JYheX)

18 Ay ay ay, is that a yorkie I see?

Posted by: Some Zany Brit, but not Zany the way Newt is Zany at December 15, 2011 12:21 PM (XgvL/)

19
if you mix a Yorky with a poodle, what do you get?

A Yoodle?

A Porky?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2011 12:21 PM (sqkOB)

20 People should not mix small ~~babies and puppies~~ races. I know its all cute and everything, until something bad happens. How Random read that.

Posted by: Joffen at December 15, 2011 12:22 PM (zLeKL)

21 This Yorkie/Kiddie war will only help one person - Garfield

Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 15, 2011 12:22 PM (GaIwz)

22 People should not mix small babies and puppies

A friend of mine had her grandson mauled by the kids' father's Rottweiler during a visit. It did not end well--kid had major lacerations about the face. Dog got the needle.

Posted by: CUS at December 15, 2011 12:22 PM (84pE9)

23 Our new Iguana Overlords will not be amused.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 15, 2011 12:22 PM (Qxdfp)

24 I forgot to strike out "small" but you get the idea.

Posted by: Joffen at December 15, 2011 12:22 PM (zLeKL)

25 Yorkie/Baby 2012! A can't miss duo for the win. We beg to differ.

Posted by: Generic Republican/Ham and Cheese Sammich! at December 15, 2011 12:22 PM (XgvL/)

26 The yorkie ate my baby. (Well, he tried.)

Posted by: Affectless Australian Woman at December 15, 2011 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

27 16 People should not mix small babies and puppies

I thought that's what Cuisinarts were for?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 15, 2011 12:24 PM (Qxdfp)

28 blaster, so you're the Obama of commodities picking? Posted by: alexthechick at December 15, 2011 04:19 PM (VtjlW) Oh, ouch baby. Very ouch.

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2011 12:24 PM (7vSU0)

29 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 15, 2011 12:24 PM (8y9MW)

30 27 16 People should not mix small babies and puppies

I thought that's what Cuisinarts were for?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 15, 2011 04:24 PM (Qxdfp)

Don't forget to start with "Chop" then work you way up to "Puree"

Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 15, 2011 12:24 PM (GaIwz)

I put this in that contentious thread but you all should know - I just bought a little bit of silver, so rest assured the market is going to bottom out.

You know, I find silver speculation really interesting. And silver itself is stragely apealing. I'm too broke to get involved, though.

Posted by: Max Power at December 15, 2011 12:25 PM (q177U)

32 Yorkies want to put us in camps!!!!!

And don't get me started on the fucking pugs!

Posted by: Phinn at December 15, 2011 12:26 PM (KNtHw)

33 Who's handling the bets? I've got some spending cash again and I want in on this new baby vs. yorkie fighting.

Posted by: Michael Vick at December 15, 2011 12:27 PM (GULKT)

34 That reminds me, I'm just about to break 10 grand in savings at the bank, never occurred to me that I should convert some of that to precious metal though. Gold or silver? Or maybe copper? Although personally I think I should just invest in a pair of life sized boinky dolls and call it a day.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 15, 2011 12:27 PM (XgvL/)

35 I don't mind mixing puppies and humans, but this is a white baby cavorting with a puppy whose complexion -- I take no joy in pointing this out, but empirical data has demonstrated this to be true -- is rather DARK.

I shudder to think what happened after the end of this video, and I blame the parents. There is not a country on earth in which darker-coated puppies do NOT have disproportionately higher rates of gnawing on children, and any responsible parent would know this.

Posted by: Premeditated at December 15, 2011 12:27 PM (MWcDw)

36 16 People should not mix small babies and puppies. I know its all cute and everything, until something bad happens.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2011 04:20 PM (YdQQY)

It depends on the breed. Some big dogs will just take it in stride but terriers and the like will eventually go freaky about it.

Posted by: joncelli at December 15, 2011 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

I just bought a little bit of silver, so rest assured the market is going to bottom out.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news:

Gold Prices: Are Gold Bulls' Days Numbered?
http://tinyurl.com/cjc999a

Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 15, 2011 12:28 PM (GaIwz)

38 Since this is the puppy thread I'll have to repeat the doom news puppy from this morning.

Monty does the Doom Kitteh, I guess the news needs a doom Puppy

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2011 12:28 PM (YdQQY)

39
Snorkie

Schnauzer + Yorkie

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2011 12:28 PM (sqkOB)

40 People should not mix small babies and puppies. I know its all cute and everything, until something bad happens.

Yeah I happen to agree. Puppies have no concept of the fragility of infants; and treat them as one more toy with which to play. Adult dogs, whom have both experience and suitable temperament, are much more likely to "understand" the concept of "little baby" and treat them with according care, gentleness, and love. It's a maturity thing.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at December 15, 2011 12:28 PM (0q2P7)

41 Ok...the end of that vid is just bad parenting. That kid was getting bit by the puppy, and obviously didn't like it, so the parental response is "oh ohohohohohoho!!"

The future is teh kuffed.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 15, 2011 12:28 PM (UK9cE)

42
All most morons want is an ONT, a THC and a (preferably 12 hr. long) DOOM thread.

You gotta start reading your own blog again, Ace.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at December 15, 2011 12:28 PM (7+pP9)

43
a Doodle

Doberman + Poodle

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2011 12:28 PM (sqkOB)

44 Posted by: Generic Republican/Ham and Cheese Sammich! at December 15, 2011 04:22 PM (XgvL/)

Did someone say Ham Sammich?

Posted by: Mama Cass at December 15, 2011 12:28 PM (84pE9)

45 Although personally I think I should just invest in a pair of life sized boinky dolls and call it a day.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 15, 2011 04:27 PM (XgvL/)

Yes, that will give you the most bang for the buck.

Posted by: joncelli at December 15, 2011 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

46 Hoiman Gain trying to grope being interviewed by Cavuto right now.

Hard to believe he's still taking oxygen out of the primary race.

Posted by: M. Murcek at December 15, 2011 12:29 PM (ToZXn)

47 40 ...Adult dogs, whom have both experience and suitable temperament, are much more likely to "understand" the concept of "little baby" and treat them with according care, gentleness, and love.

I completely agree there.
Our dog will fetch a baby and leave very few teeth marks if any.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 15, 2011 12:29 PM (Qxdfp)

16
People should not mix small babies and puppies. I know its all cute and everything, until something bad happens.

Yeah it's all fun until baby comes up missing a piece of his ear.

Posted by: wheatie at December 15, 2011 12:30 PM (HvKWW)

49
a Corky is a...

Yorky + retard

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2011 12:30 PM (sqkOB)

50 oof. you guys are harshing my mellow!!!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2011 12:31 PM (nj1bB)

51 49
a Corky is a...

Yorky + retard

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2011 04:30 PM (sqkOB)

Ok, I LOLed.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: grognard at December 15, 2011 12:31 PM (NS2Mo)

52 My Yorky is named Ronpaul ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at December 15, 2011 12:31 PM (GvYeG)

53 Yes, that will give you the most bang for the buck. I see what you did there.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 15, 2011 12:31 PM (XgvL/)

54 49

So a Yoron would be?
Or is that a Morky?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 15, 2011 12:32 PM (Qxdfp)

oof. you guys are harshing my mellow!!!

Post some pics of pretty flowers so we can talk about our allergies and bee stings.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 15, 2011 12:32 PM (XdlcF)

56 10 grand in savings

Everbank, CD, something other that US dollars.

Posted by: Bob Saget at December 15, 2011 12:32 PM (SDkq3)

57 a Corky is a...

I thought Corky was Gina Gershon in Bound?

Posted by: CUS at December 15, 2011 12:32 PM (84pE9)

58 Or is it my Ron Paul is named Yorky ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at December 15, 2011 12:33 PM (GvYeG)

59
Curtis Got Cornholed By Coach Jerry^Â®

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2011 12:33 PM (sqkOB)

60 58

And I shaved his butt and taught him to walk backwards.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 15, 2011 12:34 PM (Qxdfp)

61 dachshund + corgi = half a dog high and a dog and a half long.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 15, 2011 12:34 PM (OBDWE)

62 Endgame? Was the screenplay for this movie by Orson Scott Card? I missed that in the credits.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 15, 2011 12:35 PM (Jdtsu)

>>>Gold Prices: Are Gold Bulls' Days Numbered?

Answer: um...no

Posted by: Max Power at December 15, 2011 12:35 PM (q177U)

64 Doberman + Poodle

= snacktime

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2011 12:35 PM (Lpgtj)

65 64 Doberman + Poodle

= snacktime

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2011 04:35 PM (Lpgtj)

Ew. What's in a Pooberman, anyway?

Posted by: joncelli at December 15, 2011 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

66 Most of you probably don't know the rest of the story on this video. The baby was horribly disfigured as the little dog with the pin needle teeth proceeded to maul his face. It is a cute video though, Makes me miss my babies and puppies.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 15, 2011 12:36 PM (jucos)

67 And by boobehs, I mean Christina Hendricks's.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 15, 2011 04:19 PM (XgvL/)

Christina has pour some Johnny Walker just for you:

http://tinyurl.com/75tcm5w

Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 15, 2011 12:38 PM (GaIwz)

68
OT: Actually this seems like an open thread anyway.

Tebow hating Rabbi has apologized.

So the Religious War can no be called off whether you had your crossbow or your longbow tuned up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2011 12:38 PM (JYheX)

69 If there's one thing Ron Paul hates, it's baby/Yorkie miscegenation.

Posted by: Ron Paul! at December 15, 2011 12:39 PM (H/kgP)

70 People should not mix small babies and puppies. I know its all cute and everything, until something bad happens. Funny, I heard the the same thing being said about men and women in general too, and these teeth marks on my body can attest to that truth.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 15, 2011 12:40 PM (XgvL/)

>>>Gold Prices: Are Gold Bulls' Days Numbered?

Answer: um...no

Posted by: Max Power at December 15, 2011 04:35 PM (q177U)

Quote from Elliot Wave:
Despite its "ultimate safe-haven" status and the worsening European debt crisis, gold has only gone down in December. On December 12, the precious metal plunged more than 3% in its steepest single-day drop in three months.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 15, 2011 12:40 PM (GaIwz)

72 Why is there the sound of running water in a vid of a baby? My bladder is not amused.

Posted by: Retread at December 15, 2011 12:40 PM (ALZZ7)

73 Tebow hating Rabbi has apologized. So the Religious War can no be called off whether you had your crossbow or your longbow tuned up. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2011 04:38 PM (JYheX) How can you apologize for sick thought. the thought is still there. what he is sorry for is opening his big fat yap and letting the whole world know he is a jackass

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 15, 2011 12:41 PM (i6RpT)

74 I've watched this clip about six times. This kids makes my ovaries hurt.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 15, 2011 12:41 PM (pLTLS)

75 I'm so banging that kid later.

Posted by: Corky the Yorkie at December 15, 2011 12:41 PM (H/kgP)

76 puppy nibbles off infants ears to the sounds of a goofy moms sympathy cries.
nose next, stay tuned.

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2011 12:41 PM (h+qn8)

77 I figure it can't be TOO bad to buy silver now. It is at almost a 1 year low - about the same price it was a year ago. And I really bought just a little, thinking I might set up some regular buying scheme here if I can afford it. I would really like to find some local place though so I don't pay shipping.

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2011 12:42 PM (7vSU0)

78 I've watched this clip about six times. This kids makes my ovaries hurt. Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 15, 2011 04:41 PM (pLTLS) ----------------------------------------------------- His head is rather "Charlie Brownish". Giving birth to him must have been a chore.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 15, 2011 12:42 PM (jucos)

79 Our cats were always very protective of our kids when they were babies.

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 15, 2011 12:42 PM (i6RpT)

80 lacey, pay no attention to the cute baby! they grow into teenagers at the blink of an eye.

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2011 12:42 PM (h+qn8)

81 Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 15, 2011 04:38 PM (GaIwz) That pic's mainly the reason why I had to fumigate my bunk this morning.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 15, 2011 12:43 PM (XgvL/)

82 Endgame: The Blueprint For Global Yorkie Domination
Great flick but definitely not as informative as The Puggle Decption: The Flea Collar Comes Off.

Posted by: Nüte at December 15, 2011 12:43 PM (4136b)

83 puppy nibbles off infants ears to the sounds of a goofy moms sympathy cries.
nose next, stay tuned.

So when do we get the sequel featuring the infant Mason Verger?

Posted by: M. Murcek at December 15, 2011 12:44 PM (ToZXn)

50 oof. you guys are harshing my mellow!!! ....[Ace]

You will be punished for exposing our plot for Global Domination.

Posted by: The super secret Yorkie Federation at December 15, 2011 12:44 PM (HvKWW)

85 Oh, ouch baby. Very ouch.

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2011 04:24 PM (7vSU0)

I know, I know, it was mean but also hanging right there and I can resist anything but temptation.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 15, 2011 12:44 PM (VtjlW)

Man, I miss *all* the good threads. Guess that learn me to try to get some work done.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 15, 2011 12:45 PM (NmR1a)

87 My Jack Russell ate a Yorkie, a Schnauzer, and a squirrel over the course of one week. Actually he only ate the leg on the Schnauzer, technically not the entire thing.

Damn dog eats better than I do. I usually only get a small marsupial every now and then.

Posted by: David Duke at December 15, 2011 12:45 PM (ScD5a)

88
Hey Blaster, I have use APMEX for silver before. Technically, you don't pay shipping (although I am sure it is in the price), but you might get a better deal overall.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2011 12:46 PM (JYheX)

89 M.Murcek,
after most all have disappeared. and He writes his memoirs.

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2011 12:46 PM (h+qn8)

90 I distinctly heard that Yorkie say Jew before the fleabag attacked the BABY!

Posted by: mpfs at December 15, 2011 12:46 PM (iYbLN)

91
Anybody who has raised a pup should know better than to mix babies and puppies. I honestly think that puppy teeth are the nastiest weapons ever devised. And i speak from much experience.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 15, 2011 12:47 PM (SAMxH)

92 puppies and kittens around small children, who gets hurt first?

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2011 12:48 PM (h+qn8)

93 Snorkie

Schnauzer + Yorkie
Posted by: soothsayer

That sounds like the Master Dog Race.

Posted by: mpfs at December 15, 2011 12:48 PM (iYbLN)

94 Tebow hating Rabbi has apologized.

Sorry, I can only accept that one way.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez sometimes, Darwin is your friend! at December 15, 2011 12:49 PM (GBXon)

95 didn't we watch another puppy gets revenge when a young child was smacking the puppy and the puppy knocked him/her off the bed?

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2011 12:49 PM (h+qn8)

96 Yorkies = Darth Vader

Posted by: mpfs at December 15, 2011 12:50 PM (iYbLN)

97 puppies and kittens around small children, who gets hurt first?

Didn't we have a vid a few weeks ago of a kid slapping a kitteh and the kitteh knocking the kid off the bed in retaliation?

Posted by: Retread at December 15, 2011 12:50 PM (ALZZ7)

98 Don't let teh puppeh fool ya, he's a KILLA!

Posted by: Channeling Monty Python at December 15, 2011 12:51 PM (XgvL/)

99 Kitteh punched back twice as hard ^tm

Posted by: M. Murcek at December 15, 2011 12:51 PM (ToZXn)

100 Retread,
er, perhaps.
haha

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2011 12:51 PM (h+qn8)

101 is this a case of size matters not?

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2011 12:52 PM (h+qn8)

102
I want one of those Honey Badger talking dolls in one of the next videos.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2011 12:52 PM (JYheX)

103 dovid and goliath !

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2011 12:52 PM (h+qn8)

104 And remember, the puppy may have the upper paw now, but the baby could grow up to be the next Michael Vick...

Posted by: M. Murcek at December 15, 2011 12:53 PM (ToZXn)

105 64 Doberman + Poodle

= snacktime

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2011 04:35 PM (Lpgtj)

No that's English Mastiff + Chihuahua = snacktime.

Posted by: buzzion at December 15, 2011 12:53 PM (GULKT)

106 As the mother of two perfect sons, I have to say this little boy is cute but his head is rather roundish and huge. The puppy is very cute.

Re: the Paul. He is a crazy old crank with possibly an eyebrow toupee. What is left to say? I think the TV polls are hugely inflated for him by his Ronbots. Not sure about the other polls. Do y'all know anyone, other than Glenn Beck, who supports him? I mean other than radical hippies who'd rather have Obama but say "Ron Paul" just to freak out normal people.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 15, 2011 12:54 PM (baL2B)

107 He was shit talking the yorkie. The baby had it coming.

Posted by: mike at December 15, 2011 12:55 PM (0hdwM)

108 My doggie is a schnoodle [schnauzer+poodle] adopted from the SPCA. He opened his mouth wide enough to encompass the head of a four year old who was sitting in his territory. Now he is banished to the outdoors whenever anyone under the age of 12 is visiting.

Posted by: museisluse at December 15, 2011 12:57 PM (4Lj43)

109 There's more than a little bit of good out there... this kid is on the right path.

Posted by: massideas at December 15, 2011 12:59 PM (1A92j)

110 ChristyBlinky: I'm sorry, Christy, I thought you were a guy. That's why I made the tit joke the other day.

Posted by: mike at December 15, 2011 01:01 PM (0hdwM)

111 I was kidding about wanting a new thread. Let the contention fly.

And, Mr. Ace, tear down this thread.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 15, 2011 01:09 PM (mAm+G)

112 To repeat something, I submit that humans could take lessons from dogs on loyalty and friendship.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 15, 2011 01:11 PM (SAMxH)

113 >>Posted by: Joffen at December 15, 2011 04:22 PM (zLeKL)

LOL.

Posted by: Y-not, an actual scientist for Perry at December 15, 2011 01:15 PM (5H6zj)

114 I know you are interested in me Miss Yorkie. You were playing with your hair and licking your butt at the park.

Posted by: Best, Mike at December 15, 2011 01:22 PM (iYbLN)

115 Mike, are you the author of that "Best, Mike" email? If so, I did not mean to twirl my hair at you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 15, 2011 01:24 PM (baL2B)

116 My 10-lb Schnorkie beats up next door's 100-lb poodle every time. If you try to scare him he'll take you out at the knees. That baby should know that discretion is the better part of valour when it comes to Yorkies.

Posted by: Fortunata at December 15, 2011 01:28 PM (90H1N)

117 There was a video of a 8 y/o girl hitting a horse. When she turned to walk away, the horse turned its head, grabbed her by the hair, and threw her to the ground. Lesson learned.

Posted by: mike at December 15, 2011 01:35 PM (0hdwM)

118 That's what I get for apologizing.

Posted by: mike at December 15, 2011 01:36 PM (0hdwM)

119 Parenting fail, Kitty win

Posted by: someone at December 15, 2011 01:40 PM (bqjJT)

120 Didn't know where to put this but here goes. Quietly, people all over the country are loitering by the lay away sections of the big box stores that offer layaway and then suddenly stepping up and paying off people's lay away balances. Looks like it could be quite a lot of fun.

I mean, in the spirit of the Christ child, isn't Christmas about giving? What a way to give.

Posted by: merry at December 15, 2011 02:26 PM (oZfic)

121

@38

That was awesome. Well done.

Posted by: paulryanisafuckingstud at December 15, 2011 03:43 PM (qeZrf)

122 @119

Mike, I kid. Apology accepted.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 15, 2011 04:02 PM (baL2B)

123 Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2011 04:17 PM (7WJOC)

124 That kid has a giant head.

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127 Looks cute, doesn't it? Remember how it feels when your dog wants you to pick them up or go outside or just attention? Kind of scratches, right? Kinda painful, right? Kinda leaves red marks, right? Imagine a baby's tender skin getting this treatment not only on the leg but all over. Some parents shouldn't have children. A puppy's nails and teeth are like little razor blades.

Posted by: BarbaraS at December 16, 2011 05:03 PM (H6kVp)

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