May 07, 2011
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Posted by: FUBAR at May 07, 2011 02:16 PM (1fanL)
I just wanted to spit.
Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 02:17 PM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 07, 2011 02:22 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 02:22 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Corky The Retard at May 07, 2011 02:23 PM (ASdeo)
Meh! Some of those Van Damme flicks did not suck too bad.
(ital ban did not instead of contraction)
Posted by: Catlady at May 07, 2011 02:25 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 02:25 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Retread at May 07, 2011 02:25 PM (+QRP2)
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2011 06:23 PM (MtwBb)
Pants on Fire's jockey is a cute ginger (female).
Glad to know finally gingers are allowed to participate in such a fine sport...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2011 02:26 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Catlady at May 07, 2011 02:26 PM (CyPWX)
Unless the jockey on Stay Thirsty is a one-legged hobo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 02:27 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Catlady at May 07, 2011 06:26 PM (CyPWX)
I used to %^&* guys like you in prison!
Is that the line you are referring to?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 02:27 PM (dWPyO)
That is evil!
Pants on Fire's jockey is a cute ginger (female).
Glad to know finally gingers are allowed to participate in such a fine sport...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2011 06:26 PM (c0A3e)
Leave the fire pie alone. Don't get all lathered up !
Posted by: Jackhole at May 07, 2011 02:27 PM (+qHxi)
Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2011 02:29 PM (CN+Qv)
Unlike the fight scenes in Walking Tall, which I thought were meh. I liked both movies, but The Rundown was better. And the latter had Christopher Walken!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2011 02:30 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: skr8 outta at May 07, 2011 02:31 PM (uqDva)
Its a shame to post a comment about good looking redheads with no linky Jane.
It's on TeeVee, Vic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 02:31 PM (UOM48)
http://tinyurl.com/2dweox9
Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 06:24 PM (M9Ie6)
I did not see that Movie, now I must.
I agree.
Posted by: Catlady at May 07, 2011 02:32 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 02:32 PM (dWPyO)
It was a great movie with a surprise ending. But no spoilers.
Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 02:33 PM (M9Ie6)
Fine, Democrats. Stop shitting on the troops and get yourselves some fucking flag lapel pins. Then we can talk about the rules of engagement and getting our men some bigger fucking guns.
Posted by: Truman North at May 07, 2011 02:34 PM (K2wpv)
Is that the line you are referring to?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 06:27 PM (dWPyO)
No, where He rips His heart out.
Posted by: Catlady at May 07, 2011 02:34 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 02:35 PM (UOM48)
No, where He rips His heart out.
Actually his throat. Heh. And that classic line of dialogue was just moments prior.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 02:36 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Beto at May 07, 2011 02:36 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Obamwee at May 07, 2011 02:37 PM (SL1xT)
Posted by: F Krueger biking on Elm Street at May 07, 2011 02:38 PM (HBqDo)
Its because so many Americans are happy about him being dead. And they are too but they just can't stomach being on that side. So they're in this conflict knowing that how they feel must definitely be wrong.
Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2011 06:34 PM (oVQFe)
That reminds me, time to taunt my libtard Facebook friends.
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 02:39 PM (uZPG8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 06:35 PM (UOM4
Fucking terrorist horse
Posted by: Jackhole at May 07, 2011 02:39 PM (+qHxi)
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2011 02:41 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 02:43 PM (dWPyO)
Its because so many Americans are happy about him being dead. And they are too but they just can't stomach being on that side. So they're in this conflict knowing that how they feel must definitely be wrong.
Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2011 06:34 PM (oVQFe)
That reminds me, time to taunt my libtard Facebook friends.
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 06:39 PM (uZPG
I emailed one of my libtard friends ( we have been friends since before we had political views ) All she said back was "Hi' she was so enamored with Bambi she probably just figured Obama and Osama could just work it out.
Posted by: Jackhole at May 07, 2011 02:43 PM (+qHxi)
All of the screaming reminds me of the scene in Raising Arizona when John Goodman and William Forsythe drive away from the bank robbery and realize they left the baby behind. Oh, wait. What's this???
Posted by: joejm65 at May 07, 2011 02:44 PM (BDB5n)
Falafel summit?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2011 02:45 PM (0vDuM)
How did Sarah Jessica Parker do?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2011 06:42 PM (c0A3e)
She came by a nose ahead of John Kerry.
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 02:45 PM (O55hK)
I've had no less than 3 relatives post on FB about something the Dali Lama "hinted at". Didn't even SAY, mind you - just hinted at. Now, how bizarre is it for people who were raised Catholic to be hanging on the words of a Tibetan monk, who almost told them that it's OK that Bin Ladin was killed by the US? One of them also posted regarding the big debate on NPR about whether it's OK to celebrate the death of the worst terrorist the world has ever known. I guess I got the good genes. Anyway, like I said on the other thread, it's ironic how Barry's staunchest allies are conflicted about this, while his biggest opponents unreservedly applaud (despite it meaning a bump in the polls for him).
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 02:46 PM (F56VB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 02:47 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 07, 2011 02:48 PM (FYCiJ)
True story: The stuntman with the sword had parcticed for months for an epic sword versus whip duel. And Ford had diarrhea that day. So they did a little re-write so Ford could stand still.
Posted by: Truman North at May 07, 2011 02:49 PM (K2wpv)
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 06:46 PM (F56VB)
You rang?
Posted by: Jenghis Khan at May 07, 2011 02:49 PM (yrGif)
My level of cynicism is so high that I figure he decided to do it because he thinks we will get more terorist attacks.
I know that's horrible, but two years of this crap has really warped me.
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2011 02:50 PM (Fo83G)
Posted by: chillin the most at May 07, 2011 02:50 PM (6IV8T)
"YeaaAARRrrrrr."
"RAAAARRRRG."
"WaaaaAAAAhhh!"
"Yeah! See ya!"
Pretty much every conversation I had with my ex.
Posted by: McRube at May 07, 2011 02:51 PM (JEvSn)
No, but there was one named Michelle's Tamale. It didn't finish....distracted by the grass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 02:52 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 06:36 PM (dWPyO)
Lot a water under the bridge since then, anyway IMO He ripped it.
My archives are in another location.
Posted by: Catlady at May 07, 2011 02:52 PM (CyPWX)
No, but there was one named Michelle's Tamale. It didn't finish....distracted by the grass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 06:52 PM (UOM4
BAM !
Posted by: Jackhole at May 07, 2011 02:53 PM (+qHxi)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2011 02:54 PM (0vDuM)
Which is why we need The One to keep turning our military into the another Peace Corps or Red Cross, right?
Must have turned his stomach to give the OK on taking down bin Laden.
Posted by: Kortezzi at May 07, 2011 02:54 PM (cbX5r)
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2011 02:54 PM (Fo83G)
Posted by: gesc at May 07, 2011 02:54 PM (SL1xT)
I know that's horrible, but two years of this crap has really warped me.
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2011 06:50 PM (Fo83G)
He and his regime couldn't induce the right-wing to violence causing the chaos they need, soooo............
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 02:55 PM (O55hK)
I know that's horrible, but two years of this crap has really warped me.
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2011 06:50 PM (Fo83G)
Wasn't Clinton always disappointed because he never got to be a "war" president?
I used to think I was cynical, then I found AoS.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 07, 2011 02:56 PM (yrGif)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 02:58 PM (UOM48)
I used to think I was cynical, then I found AoS.
I often wonder how far out of the mainstream we are here. If at all.
Posted by: Truman North at May 07, 2011 02:58 PM (K2wpv)
Posted by: chillin the most at May 07, 2011 02:59 PM (6IV8T)
He could have been, if he could have dragged his attention away from his dick long enough to notice attacks on America in 1993, 1998, or even 2000.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2011 02:59 PM (0vDuM)
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2011 03:00 PM (Fo83G)
He could have been, if he could have dragged his attention away from his dick long enough to notice attacks on America in 1993, 1998, or even 2000.
Speaking as a dick owner, I now have much more sympathy for him than I ever did before.
Posted by: Truman North at May 07, 2011 03:00 PM (K2wpv)
Posted by: Museisluse at May 07, 2011 06:59 PM (a8aqn)
Even at 9 years old I was saddened by all the booze breakage.
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 03:01 PM (O55hK)
I would like to think we "are" mainstream, but...
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 07, 2011 03:02 PM (yrGif)
I am not liking the new SEAL narrative started by Obama and now cranked up to 11 by the Obama media. Bob Woodwards article went so far as to say that SEALs usually killed everyone they encounter but were ordered specifically in this case not to kill women or children in the Osama crib unless they were armed or posed a threat but still two women were shot.
This is a bum wrap, everyone is talking about them like they are an assasination squad.
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2011 03:02 PM (MtwBb)
The twerp across from me at work is perplexed about why anyone still gives a shit about OBL. But at least he could place the name.
If the young people are our future, we're fucked (present company excepted, as usual).
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2011 03:03 PM (0vDuM)
I often wonder how far out of the mainstream we are here.
We are better educated on political matters than 98% of the population. I'd say we are well outside the mainstream.
People who don't know the difference between a tax cut and a tax rate cut for just one example are probably easily fooled and easy prey for demagogues. Even those who generally lean to the right.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 03:04 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: palerider at May 07, 2011 03:04 PM (vL0Nv)
* OMG! You're right. Your penis is small!
* Sex ain't a team sport.
* Yes, you look good in that skirt, but should I be able to see your nipples poking out from under your skirt...oh wait, those are your knees. My bad.
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:05 PM (penCf)
Successfully washed a horse (I ended up having a very competent helper, so it was no biggie), planted a watermelon (Charleston Grey) in the garden, played a dozen "innings" of Wiffle golf with a buddy's grandson, watched the Kentucky Derby (great race, underdog surged from the middle late). Now I'm watching an episode of Monk with the wife, after which I'll tune into the Celtics/Heat Game 3 (must win for the good guys).
All in all, not a bad little Saturday.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2011 03:06 PM (xMT+4)
Fox is reporting more on the Bin Ladin thing.
I have to laugh when they outline how they identified him, a process which included measuring the size of his eyes, and the distance between them.
Now, call me crazy, but didn't they say that the photo of his that they won't release is especially gruesome because one of his eyes was gone?
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 03:07 PM (F56VB)
Posted by: Truman North at May 07, 2011 03:07 PM (K2wpv)
You have luck with those? I never do. Those stupid grey, spider looking bugs always turn my leafs to power.
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:08 PM (penCf)
I'll tune into the Celtics/Heat Game 3
Yeah, I'm afraid if the Celts don't come back, the Heat will probably win it all. Not something I want to see. (Unless they are playing the Mavs in the Finals since I hate Mark Cuban.)
Anyway, go Celtics.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 03:08 PM (dWPyO)
Now, call me crazy, but didn't they say that the photo of his that they won't release is especially gruesome because one of his eyes was gone?
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 07:07 PM (F56VB)
They contacted Bones. It's all good
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:09 PM (penCf)
Barry's Ego
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 07:10 PM (UOM4
Barry's Bitch
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:10 PM (penCf)
Posted by: Truman North at May 07, 2011 03:11 PM (K2wpv)
Here's another race horse name:
Barry's Ego
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 07:10 PM (UOM4
Mister Jon Carry
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 07, 2011 03:11 PM (ndqJC)
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 07, 2011 03:11 PM (QgI7g)
Bob Woodwards article went so far as to say that SEALs usually killed everyone they encounter but were ordered specifically in this case not to kill women or children in the Osama crib unless they were armed or posed a threat but still two women were shot.
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2011 07:02 PM (MtwBb)
So? Fuck 'em, that's what they get for hanging out in bin Laden's compound.
I don't give a shit if children were shot to death, fuck 'em all.
What ever happened, God Bless the SEALS.
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 03:12 PM (uZPG8)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:13 PM (4VitV)
momma, I don't know if I'll have luck or not.
This is my first try with a watermelon. We had great (to my meager standards as a rookie) success with canteloupes last year, so I figured I'd expand our melon horizons. I still have a different variety of w-melon, canteloupe and (my wife's personal project) pumpkin seeds to plant.
My pet project is a tiny patch of corn. If I can get even one ear of delicious corn-on-the-cob out of it, I'll consider the project worthwhile.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2011 03:13 PM (xMT+4)
Posted by: palerider at May 07, 2011 03:13 PM (vL0Nv)
Now, call me crazy, but didn't they say that the photo of his that they won't release is especially gruesome because one of his eyes was gone?
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 07:07 PM (F56VB)
I'd love to see that stat, though. Distance between the eyes: 34 feet.
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 03:14 PM (O55hK)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:14 PM (4VitV)
.I have nothing against the Mavs players but that Cuban owns their team.
Yup. Funder of Anti Military/American bilge.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 03:15 PM (dWPyO)
Now, that there is some low hanging fruit.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 07, 2011 03:15 PM (QgI7g)
Posted by: Truman North at May 07, 2011 03:16 PM (K2wpv)
Posted by: gesc at May 07, 2011 03:17 PM (SL1xT)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2011 03:18 PM (0vDuM)
83 My level of cynicism is so high that I figure he decided to do it because he thinks we will get more terorist attacks.
As much as I despise this guy I don't buy that, and neither should you. For one thing, your theory presupposes a level of planning and decisiveness that does not seem to exist with this president.
There is a story out there that says he was manipulated into it, partly be someone pointing out that the intel would inevitably leak, and he damn well didn't want to be caught red-handed with his thumb up his ass. That may or may not be BS, but what it shows is that there are multitude of ways that a "pull the trigger" result could come out of this WH, without the "courageous and gutsy" theme we've been sold. Perhaps some day it will come out what really happened. Is there even an executive order that he signed to give an explict order for this to happen? Someday that will come out. This is the guy they dragged off the golf course, remember?
I also get irritated by this idea that we shouldn't apprehend terrorists, because it will make them mad and they'll do more attacks. By that argument, we shouldn't have a police force, because it inspires other criminals to commit more crimes.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 03:19 PM (F56VB)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:19 PM (4VitV)
You obviously don't live in OH because we can't even find our garden (mud and puddles).
Did you put anything on your c-loupes? I have pretty good success with pumpkins, but my c & w only grow to the size of a doughnut hole.
I have luck with everything else (except corn - ugh) but not the melons.
Do you have a secret? I stumbled on my tom. tip (epsome salts/tums) because I keep a pitcher of it out by the garden so when my hands cramp I can soak them in it. One day my daughter poured it on my new tom. starters. Best crop of tom. I ever had!
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:20 PM (penCf)
The reason the wound was over the left eye, was because He turned to RUN a fraction of a second before the trigger was pulled.
Posted by: Right Between The Eyes at May 07, 2011 03:20 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 07:08 PM (penCf)
I have zero luck with watermelon, either. I get loads of blossoms, which promptly fall off. Pumpkins, too...and I try them every damn year, at my grandsons' urging.
Posted by: a goat at May 07, 2011 03:21 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:21 PM (4VitV)
We ate watermelon out by the pool one July the 4th with all the kids. I washed the concrete off with a hose. In two months I had watermelon growing all around the pool. They are pretty easy to grow in sandy soil.
Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 03:21 PM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 07:14 PM (4VitV)
I'm not military and I obviously can't and won't speak for them but I would have wasted the whole compound if I knew bin Laden were there.
Which begs the question, why didn't a Predator flatten the place with Hellfire missiles?
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 03:21 PM (uZPG8)
Democrat Kent Conrad reveals his budget blueprint "minutes" before they start working on it.
Is it me, or will they never fucking get it?
Posted by: Truman North at May 07, 2011 03:22 PM (K2wpv)
It was Los Mavs,showing their solidarity with the open borders crowd
Actually I believe that was a league wide thing. Not sure though. I know more than one team sported it. Lakers and Suns come to mind.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 03:22 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 07:20 PM (penCf)
Epsom salts and Tums?
Share??? Or is it a secret?
Posted by: a goat at May 07, 2011 03:23 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:23 PM (4VitV)
Posted by: Truman North at May 07, 2011 07:07 PM (K2wpv)
My hubby always says our relationship is based on honesty. Then he hates it that I don't lie. He considers it a 'miscalculation' not a lie, if I say he is huge.
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:23 PM (penCf)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:24 PM (4VitV)
Did anybody ever say who took the video of Osama watching TV, and why they took it? A very strange video to take of the "mastermind" of AlQueda.
Posted by: chillin the most at May 07, 2011 03:25 PM (6IV8T)
Posted by: every wife ever spawned at May 07, 2011 03:25 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2011 03:26 PM (0vDuM)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:26 PM (4VitV)
I mean what, you think we get actual information on TV?
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2011 03:26 PM (Fo83G)
Two reasons.
One, they wanted to be sure. How many times did we waste Chemical Ali before he was actually hanged? There was no way to know if a pissed-off Paki government was going to let us in there for DNA samples after we flattened a house only 38 miles from the capitol.
And two, for the intel. The SEAL team scooped up documents, five computers, and a bunch of hard drives. All of which would have been spread over the surrounding area had we used a bomb (hellfires are too small for that kind of target).
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 07, 2011 03:27 PM (QgI7g)
8 Dem-commie on Fox just now whining about how the WOT should be a bipartisan issue and not partisan politics.
Q: What kind of turdidiot can say that after proudly doing the exact opposite for the last 10 years, ending last week?
A: A Democrat.
Posted by: sherlock at May 07, 2011 03:28 PM (thr9V)
To be honest Momma, I think the real secret was moving to the Piedmont region of North Carolina. Virtually everything grows like weeds down here as long as one hews to the "rules" for local conditions.
For people with limited soace, one easy and tasty addition to our gardening arsenal was one of those hanging strawberry plants you can get at the big- box stores. Once it's set up, it takes nothing more than regular watering and then produces berries for months on end.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2011 03:28 PM (xMT+4)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 07:23 PM (4VitV)
Yeah, that makes sense. I guess I'm more of a scorched earth type.
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 03:29 PM (uZPG8)
Hewitt, Captoon Ed, Fallowpundint, Malkin etc would be nobodies without their kowtowing to the great liberal rules of engagement, ie: capitulation, conceding as inadequate any reasonable ideas offered by people ostensibly on your side, self flagellation and immediately condemning conservatives at any accusation of impropriety.
Posted by: Beto at May 07, 2011 03:31 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:31 PM (4VitV)
Epsom salts and Tums?
Share??? Or is it a secret?
Posted by: a goat at May 07, 2011 07:23 PM (Rwudm)
In a pitcher mix a cup or two of Epsom salts and crush Extra calcium tums into the water. make sure most of it dissolves.
Then when you first replant the starters into ground/pot pour some of this water 1/3 pitcher in the bottom of the hole.
Then every week or two mix the stuff up again and pour at the base of the plants.
Works well on cucumbers (later in season) tom, peppers.
After my daughter poured it on my plants I was almost in tears. I ran inside, googled it, and sure enough - people have been using these two things for years. It works so much better than M. Grow or even in conjunction with it.
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:32 PM (penCf)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:32 PM (4VitV)
Posted by: gesc at May 07, 2011 07:17 PM (SL1xT)
Yeah, I wish they would have just said they did a remarkable job under extreme conditions and left it at that. We used to do that with special ops in this country, if we even talked about them at all.
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2011 03:34 PM (MtwBb)
Thank you!! I got my mom a nice heirloom tomato plant for Mother's Day, I'll make sure I follow your directions when I replant it.
Posted by: antisocialist at May 07, 2011 03:34 PM (Rwudm)
Where's the Door?
Corpesman
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 03:34 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2011 03:35 PM (0vDuM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 06:35 PM (UOM4
Fucking terrorist horse
Posted by: Jackhole at May 07, 2011 06:39 PM (+qHxi)
They yelled "the Seals are almost here" before the race started.
Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2011 06:41 PM (oVQFe)
It was thinking hey look at me Joe Camel ain't got nothin on Me!
O And K-Pow,
KA BLAMB!
BOOM!
BAWOOMPH!
Posted by: willow at May 07, 2011 03:36 PM (h+qn8)
Buzz Aldrin bitch slapping the Apollo truther.
Followed closely by Bruce Lee whoopin' ass in Enter The Dragon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here_ at May 07, 2011 03:36 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Krazy Kat aka Sonnyspats at May 07, 2011 03:37 PM (oNphh)
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 07, 2011 07:27 PM (QgI7g)
True that too, and I should know better about Hellfires not busting million dollar bunkers and what not.
Here's my question about intel. How can they get it so spectacularly wrong about European/Mid East affairs yet nail Osama's compound?
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 03:37 PM (uZPG8)
For people with limited soace, one easy and tasty
addition to our gardening arsenal was one of those hanging strawberry
plants you can get at the big- box stores.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2011 07:28 PM (xMT+4)
You've had luck with those? Must be nice. I've had several (tom, peppers too) and not one grew. I finally put in a strawberry patch and a vine patch (along with my garden) but this winter (always covered with snow) my strawberries have taken over the vine patch.
I'm thinking about trying to grow my vines around my fence.
But, seeing as I'm in Oh I won't have nearly the luck you will.
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:37 PM (penCf)
Posted by: gesc at May 07, 2011 03:38 PM (SL1xT)
Posted by: antisocialist at May 07, 2011 07:34 PM (Rwudm)
It really does work. I promise.
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:38 PM (penCf)
Forecasting/Analysis does not equal target acquisition.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here_ at May 07, 2011 03:40 PM (7utQ2)
First it was the Pigford I & II fraud. Now the Hispanics are getting into the act.
When will I get to claim farm loan discrimination for my yard?Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 03:40 PM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: some wench at May 07, 2011 07:35 PM (bqjJT)
Next it is LONDON vacation (in a week or two)
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:40 PM (penCf)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:40 PM (4VitV)
Yup, we've had a lot of the luck with the hanging dealios. Sometimes it would go weeks on end producing two or three great berries a day (there are like a dozen plants in it).
I give the climate (and my desire to be outdoors while smoking cigars and listening to the radio) all the credit for our success.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2011 03:41 PM (xMT+4)
IIRC, Obama is said to have chosen the SEALs option because he was concerned about civilian casualties.
In other words, he was more concerned about the safety of bil Ladin's friends and family than he was about the safety of our SEALs.
So right call, wrong reason. The right reason is that we needed to be able to prove that we got him. So what do they do? Immediately bury him at sea, and withhold any pictures. We can prove to ourselves that we got him, via the DNA testing, but haven't really proven it to anybody else.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 03:41 PM (F56VB)
Vic, are you allowed to have a garden/or farm?
For suburbans we should sue for disallowing a personal survival tool
Posted by: willow at May 07, 2011 03:42 PM (h+qn8)
Al Qaeda sounds pretty convinced.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here_ at May 07, 2011 03:43 PM (7utQ2)
Yes, but I live in the county. We are NOT allowed to have farm animals though. What is funny is horses are classified as "farm animals" and it pisses off the yuppies.
Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 03:44 PM (M9Ie6)
I read eralier They are deciding all those that Bid on GVT contracts must tell of their political donations
well that's mighty convenient it's like Union organizing from the Executive Branch
Posted by: willow at May 07, 2011 03:44 PM (h+qn8)
If there was any doubt, this is why Breitbart reads the comments...
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 03:44 PM (F56VB)
I'm too lazy to link, but I always enjoyed the fight scene in Mr. and Mrs. Smith where they destroy their house.
Posted by: Y-not at May 07, 2011 03:44 PM (pW2o8)
Great to know! kthanksbye!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2011 07:33 PM (c0A3e)
I was joking
See #118.
As for Obama's horse:
Larry Sinclair
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:45 PM (penCf)
I don't buy it. We're whacking guys (and whoever was around at the time) from the air almost every day now. If Obama said that it was strictly for public consumption.
The intel will turn out to be more valuable than putting an end to bin Laden, no matter how gratifying that was.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 07, 2011 03:45 PM (QgI7g)
Knew Bill Ayers from the neighborhood
Posted by: Krazy Kat aka Sonnyspats at May 07, 2011 03:45 PM (oNphh)
The intel in and of itself is not right or wrong,the interpretation is.
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 07:40 PM (4VitV)
A little bit of me died right there.
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 03:45 PM (uZPG8)
Posted by: Y-not at May 07, 2011 07:44 PM
Good one, but kind of stolen from War of the Roses, I thought.
Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2011 03:45 PM (6zFxS)
Posted by: willow at May 07, 2011 03:46 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 07:46 PM (dWPyO)
You know, I was just thinking about fetching a Margarita juice box from the freezer...
Posted by: antisocialist at May 07, 2011 03:47 PM (Rwudm)
http://tinyurl.com/2367awx
Clint does his best to keep up.
http://tinyurl.com/3nn9w6q
Posted by: sifty at May 07, 2011 03:47 PM (b53ca)
Posted by: willow at May 07, 2011 03:47 PM (h+qn8)
226 Al Qaeda sounds pretty convinced.
But not by us, necessarily. They have inside info that others do not have. They are essentially doing the convincing for us. Maybe they should have STFU.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 03:48 PM (F56VB)
Posted by: willow at May 07, 2011 03:48 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Johnny at May 07, 2011 03:48 PM (mhmc7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2011 07:47 PM (7utQ2)
Oooh that sounds good, you might force me to make a liquor store run
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2011 03:49 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: LATimes at May 07, 2011 03:49 PM (SL1xT)
Optimizer, isn't it a little weird to be offering those assholes strategic communications tips?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2011 03:50 PM (7utQ2)
You're probably right. I saw WotR once long ago and hated it, so I've purged it from my brain.
One of the things I like a lot in Mr and Mrs Smith is the soundtrack, though. I don't recall WotR having much of a soundtrack.
Other great fight scene is Grosse Point Blank where Martin offs Felix La Poubelle to Mirror in the Bathroom, I think.
Posted by: Y-not at May 07, 2011 03:50 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 07:48 PM (dWPyO)
Good one, I was trying to think of how to do something along those lines, but failed.
Posted by: some wench at May 07, 2011 03:50 PM (bqjJT)
Mark Hyman: Diane Feinstein and her link to Tutor-Perini which has received billion dollar gov't contracts.
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 03:51 PM (penCf)
Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 07:44 PM (M9Ie6)
Funny part is, yuppies in Central Ohio are building chicken houses and raising chickens. Villages and townships are amending their ordinances to allow it.
Fresh laid eggs every day!
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 03:52 PM (uZPG8)
Posted by: gesc at May 07, 2011 03:53 PM (SL1xT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 03:54 PM (UOM48)
233 I don't buy it. We're whacking guys (and whoever was around at the time) from the air almost every day now. If Obama said that it was strictly for public consumption.
I don't buy anything he says, myself. But you've got me wondering if I have the public story right. As to the other bombings, I don't know what their criteria is, as far as how much they worry about civilian casualties. You hear the Pakis with their indeignant outrage on occaision, but is that simply the bad luck cases, or cases where the "civilians" really aren't? I don't know.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 03:55 PM (F56VB)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:55 PM (4VitV)
My hubby always says our relationship is based on honesty. Then he hates it that I don't lie. He considers it a 'miscalculation' not a lie, if I say he is huge.
I just say I have no idea, I've never seen another. Works
Posted by: dagny at May 07, 2011 03:55 PM (sZJTK)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 07:51 PM (4VitV)
By the looks of the inside of Osama's "mansion", they're doing a good job all by themselves.
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 03:55 PM (O55hK)
I goes on for like 15 minutes, with a break at the pub. People place bets, follow along and kibitz, and offer criticism and praise depending on what's happening.
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2011 03:55 PM (Fo83G)
Question from Husband that should never be asked: " Is it big enough?"
Question from wife should never be asked: " Am i too fat, too skinny?"
Posted by: willow at May 07, 2011 03:57 PM (h+qn8)
Funny part is, yuppies in Central Ohio are building chicken houses and raising chickens. Villages and townships are amending their ordinances to allow it.
Here in Northern Va the El Salvadorians et al are raising chickens and they are amending their ordinances to allow it. It's their culture so not allowing it would be racist. Get it?
Posted by: dagny at May 07, 2011 03:57 PM (sZJTK)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 07:46 PM (dWPyO)
Bacardi Gold and pink lemonade. I was thinking Pina Coladas but got sidetracked along the way.
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 03:57 PM (uZPG8)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 03:58 PM (4VitV)
Yeah, that's a great one. "Your inlaws are comin' to see you, Squire."
---
257 237 Who's drinking?
*waves*
Just cranberry juice, but I am eating freshly baked oatmeal-cranberry cookies.
Posted by: Y-not at May 07, 2011 03:59 PM (pW2o8)
Aaaaaannnnnd, spewed scotch everywhere.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2011 03:59 PM (7utQ2)
Here in Northern Va the El Salvadorians et al are raising chickens and they are amending their ordinances to allow it. It's their culture so not allowing it would be racist. Get it?
Posted by: dagny at May 07, 2011 07:57 PM (sZJTK)
The entire city of Seattle is the same way now. It's the hippys though saving the planet and all. the fucking place is starting to look like da nang
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2011 04:00 PM (MtwBb)
Wonder what Bin Laden's thoughts were the last hour of His life .
His wife's when looking at the kids.
Posted by: willow at May 07, 2011 04:00 PM (h+qn8)
253 Optimizer, isn't it a little weird to be offering those assholes strategic communications tips?
Hey - if they need tips from lil old me, this WoT thing is gonna be over by the end of next week! That cat's already out of the bag, anyway.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 04:00 PM (F56VB)
THEY LIVE! Best fight seen evah!
The posted fight was good but when that second dude showed up to help out the fight got a little predickable.
Posted by: mantuaBill at May 07, 2011 04:01 PM (96j+b)
Posted by: willow at May 07, 2011 04:02 PM (h+qn8)
The scene where he kills the guy with the pen is like a real fight. Dirty and mean and nasty.
Posted by: sifty at May 07, 2011 04:02 PM (b53ca)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2011 04:03 PM (7utQ2)
Another case of what if. If a Republican was this corrupt every newspaper and TV news show in the U.S. would be screaming for jail time loud and clear. It would be the top news story for a 30 day cycle.
Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 04:03 PM (M9Ie6)
Bacardi Gold and pink lemonade.
Hey, that will do. Less work too.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 07:58 PM (dWPyO)
It's not a bad flavor. I approve!
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 04:04 PM (uZPG8)
I only get pissy about movies centered on Sumerian gods, not Norse.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2011 04:04 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Little Brett Favre at May 07, 2011 08:01 PM (IhHdM)
+1
Posted by: momma at May 07, 2011 04:04 PM (penCf)
New house has a/c, thank goodness.
Posted by: Y-not at May 07, 2011 04:05 PM (pW2o8)
That's got my vote. Think I'll break out the DVD later.
Posted by: lurker at May 07, 2011 04:05 PM (xozHJ)
Epic gag by OKC in the NBA playoffs today, by the way
Big time. Too bad. Kevin Durant is probably my favorite player. Want them to win the title.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 04:05 PM (dWPyO)
>>I just say I have no idea, I've never seen another. Works
Posted by: dagny at May 07, 2011 07:55 PM (sZJTK)
Doppelganger, I tell ya....
Posted by: Museisluse at May 07, 2011 04:05 PM (a8aqn)
I could probably get away with chickens as long as the neighbors did not complain. But I kinda like the restrictions on farm animals here. Among other things they have managed to keep out those large hog farms that so overrun NC.
I found out about the farm animals when I bought the lot next to me and it was overrun with weeds. I wanted to get a goat and let the goat take care of the weeds (and any stray Muslims that came by).
Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 04:07 PM (M9Ie6)
Great, Fuckabee just praised Obama saying he made a very Bold Decision that could have been bad for his political carreer.
You aren't helping yourself Fuckabee.
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2011 04:08 PM (MtwBb)
Swamp coolers do not work unless you have very low humidity. They also plug up easily and have to be cleaned out regularly.
Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 04:09 PM (M9Ie6)
The dignified and serene delivery of a stool, without splashback.
Seems appropriate.
Posted by: Y-not at May 07, 2011 04:09 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 08:04 PM (F56VB)
A quote from past honeymoons: "Are you Thor? I'm Thor".
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 04:10 PM (O55hK)
Wish the team of scientists who got that dude in shape would come work on me for a while.
Watching that steroid wonder-boy made me want to either start doing situps in the aisle or just say fuck it and eat a cement mixer full of nachos.
I opted for the nachos.
Not a bad movie.
Captain America is the movie to look forward to. It's all about the Cap.
As any troll will tell you.
Posted by: sifty at May 07, 2011 04:10 PM (b53ca)
The alligators can be a pain as well.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2011 04:10 PM (7utQ2)
The scene where he kills the guy with the pen is like a real fight. Dirty and mean and nasty.
Posted by: sifty at May 07, 2011 08:02 PM (b53ca)
Great movie! Minnie Driver is smokin' and cool and Cusack plays it well.
My fave scene is when he visits the mini mart where his home used to be and has the shoot out with Eurotrash.
Yeah, it sucks that Cusack went tard but it's still a cool flick.
Better Off Dead is also a classic.
Posted by: ErikW at May 07, 2011 04:11 PM (uZPG8)
I lol'd.
OK, time to root for whom in Predators v Canucks? Not that it matters, they'll all ultimately lose to the Bruins anyway.
Posted by: Y-not at May 07, 2011 04:14 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2011 04:14 PM (BLd0J)
Start wielding a Daemonhammer.
SEALs can help with that. While Tom Jane for The Punisher isn't Thor, he had a bunch of his SEAL friends kick his ass for a few months to get him in shape.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2011 04:15 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: ontherocks at May 07, 2011 04:18 PM (HBqDo)
Try this:
one part vodka over ice
add one part Northland blackberry-cranberry
one part OJ
Eh, call it a "Juicy Screw"
Posted by: Beagle at May 07, 2011 04:19 PM (sOtz/)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2011 04:20 PM (BLd0J)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2011 08:11 PM (7utQ2)
Not that many. I pre-honeymooned a lot.
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 04:23 PM (O55hK)
Posted by: just another dave at May 07, 2011 04:23 PM (qFrcG)
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 04:26 PM (O55hK)
John Wayne vs Bruce Dern in The Cowboys.
Made me hate that man to this day.
Posted by: sifty at May 07, 2011 04:28 PM (b53ca)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2011 04:29 PM (BLd0J)
Posted by: gesc at May 07, 2011 04:31 PM (SL1xT)
Made me hate that man to this day.
Posted by: sifty at May 07, 2011 08:28 PM
You gotta see the bloody uncut version, though. I only saw that once at the theater. Every other time, it's the bullshit cut version. John Wayne makes hamburger out of Bruce Dern's face against an oak tree.
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2011 04:34 PM (BLd0J)
Best movie gunfight # 1 for consideration: Doc vs Johnny Ringo in Tombstone.
FTR: Tito's Vodka with cranberry chaser. And it's working.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 07, 2011 04:34 PM (gkZas)
I say the gunfight in The Matrix
Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2011 04:36 PM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2011 04:41 PM (4VitV)
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 04:45 PM (O55hK)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2011 04:47 PM (BLd0J)
Posted by: gesc at May 07, 2011 04:49 PM (Esdoo)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2011 08:47 PM (BLd0J)
That was a re-used rendition from "A Fist Full of Dollars".
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 04:50 PM (O55hK)
True fact, watch Quigley Down Under and your facial hair grows in quicker and thicker.
Posted by: sifty, applying for Death Star 3 custodian at May 07, 2011 04:59 PM (b53ca)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2011 05:05 PM (BLd0J)
That was a re-used rendition from "A Fist Full of Dollars".
Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2011 08:50 PMWhat are you talking about?
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Even if I gave to the charity, I had the night we won the Eurovision, I still have many of my other former Bucks Fizz held. I'm just a collector.
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