July 22, 2011

Explosion At Government Office Building In Oslo, Norway
— DrewM

Breaking now.

Two explosions rocked government buildings in Oslo, Norway, on Friday, state TV and witnesses said.

Windows in several buildings had been blown out, and people were in the street bleeding, state TV broadcaster NRK said on its website.

A first explosion was followed by a second, a reporter for Norwegian state broadcaster NRK told CNN on Friday.

One explosion happened near a government building housing the office of Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, said the reporter, Linda Reinholdsen. Another hit near the Norwegian parliament, she said.

Several buildings in Oslo were on fire, she said, and smoke was pouring from them.

No confirmed word on casualties yet but there have been at lest several wounded.

I've seen some reports on Twitter that the Norwegian Prime Minister is ok.

(It doesn't look like it was a holiday, so I removed that). Or, again via Gabe, was it?

Target indicates terrorism. Oslo doesn't have a gas network, so unlikely it was that.

Posted by: DrewM at 06:47 AM | Comments (316)
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1 Nazis!

Posted by: Charles Johnson at July 22, 2011 06:48 AM (JKX4x)

2 Rotarians.

And I wouldn't put it past the Kiawanis either.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 06:49 AM (UOM48)

3 Cylons!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2011 06:50 AM (zgZzy)

4 You have to watch the Lions Club as well.  You never know what evil plots they're hatching while selling their brooms.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 06:50 AM (UOM48)

5 Allah Akbar.

Posted by: kansas at July 22, 2011 06:50 AM (mka2b)

6

Anybody see AmishDude recently?

Damn Amish!  There's treachery afoot. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 22, 2011 06:50 AM (9hSKh)

7 Uhhh . . . Christians!

Posted by: Mullah Omar at July 22, 2011 06:50 AM (zgZzy)

8 world's dumbest terrorists.

Posted by: dagny at July 22, 2011 06:51 AM (XMjnQ)

9 Swedes -- they went to war with Norway in 1814.

Posted by: Pres. Obama at July 22, 2011 06:51 AM (dZ756)

10 Why do teabaggers hate universal healthcare?

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at July 22, 2011 06:52 AM (bN5ZU)

11 Chickens coming home to roost. The inevitable result of centuries of Norwegian colonialism.

Posted by: Ward Churchill at July 22, 2011 06:52 AM (C0Z3w)

12 9 Swedes -- they went to war with Norway in 1814.
        Payback, bitches!

Posted by: The Ghost Of King Charles Of Sweden at July 22, 2011 06:53 AM (zgZzy)

13 6 Anybody see AmishDude recently? Damn Amish!  There's treachery afoot.  --------- not just any Amish. *Scandi* Amish. Extra evil.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2011 06:53 AM (fzvG7)

14 Did you know that the Swiss language has twenty-two different words for peace?

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 22, 2011 06:53 AM (g0AWn)

15 Was Jello found at the scene?  Presbyterians.

And Beck is commenting on the lovely picture of Hillary on Drudge.  Heh. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 06:54 AM (UOM48)

16

Mormons.

No one's seen Romney for awhile. Just saying...

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2011 06:54 AM (NCw5u)

17 Gabe says it was a holiday in Norway so either it was a warning shot or world's dumbest terrorists. Gee there are an awful lot of dumb ass terrorists how there

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 22, 2011 06:54 AM (i6RpT)

18 Qaddafi?

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at July 22, 2011 06:54 AM (rxKME)

19 Obama's after their oil .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 22, 2011 06:54 AM (npr0X)

20 Peace Prizes will solve this problem...

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2011 06:55 AM (FcR7P)

21 Middle class Baptists...Southern Baptists!

Posted by: jukin at July 22, 2011 06:55 AM (vkkNZ)

22 Fucking Amish.....

Posted by: © Sponge at July 22, 2011 06:55 AM (UK9cE)

23 And Beck is commenting on the lovely picture of Hillary on Drudge.  Heh. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 10:54 AM (UOM4

Someone with skilz needs to photoshop Condi in her hot boots walking next to the tenpin.

Posted by: robtr at July 22, 2011 06:55 AM (MtwBb)

24 "Although the source of the blast is unclear, Al-Jazeera TV notes that Norwegian prosecutors on Tuesday filed a terrorism charge against Mullah Krekar, founder of the Kurdish Islamist group Ansar al-Islam. Mullah Krekar is accused of threatening a former minister, Erna Solberg, with death, Al-Jazeera says."

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 22, 2011 06:55 AM (ijjAe)

25 "But, but it's the evil Joos who are destroying the world. Burqas und lutefisk uber alles." Vidkun Quisling

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2011 06:55 AM (UlUS4)

26 Qaddafi? Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at July 22, 2011 10:54 AM (rxKME) I think he is partial to more of a southern climate

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 22, 2011 06:55 AM (i6RpT)

27 Isn't Norway on holiday about 200 days of the year? You have to get lucky to catch them at work.
 
Still, I blame Bush.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 22, 2011 06:56 AM (ENKCw)

28 Obama will respond to this tragedy by launching a full scale drone attack against Norway for them brining this attack upon themselves.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 22, 2011 06:56 AM (UK9cE)

29 Anti-capitalist leftwing fascists? or Islamic nut jobs? or?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at July 22, 2011 06:57 AM (0fzsA)

30 The Norskies filed terrorism charges against Mullah Krekar on Tuesday, so Oslo residents got the hamburger today.

The Islamists are getting bored with appeasement from the condescending European statists and have decided to have a little fun.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2011 06:57 AM (HjPtV)

31
Herman Cain just called me and said, "Norwegians are despicable!"


Posted by: soothsayer at July 22, 2011 06:57 AM (G/zuv)

32 Gateway Pundit has pics and video.  Says bodies of dead were on the ground and there are lots of wounded.

This has the fingerprints of the Lutherans all over it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 06:57 AM (UOM48)

33 Anti-capitalist leftwing fascists? or Islamic nut jobs? or?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at July 22, 2011 10:57 AM (0fzsA)

Peace Prize Winners

Posted by: robtr at July 22, 2011 06:58 AM (MtwBb)

34

--Gabe says it was a holiday in Norway so either it was a warning shot or world's dumbest terrorists.

Holidays are anti-islamic, actually.  islam has no concept of joyous celebration nor of days of rest.

Posted by: Henry Harold Humphries - you can call me 'H' at July 22, 2011 06:58 AM (+/izm)

35 Chickens coming home to roost. The inevitable result of centuries of Norwegian colonialism.

Posted by: Ward Churchill at July 22, 2011 10:52 AM (C0Z3w)

Jesus. I never thought of this. It could be the French (Normandy) Russians (Rus=Viking) American Indians (Vinland) English (Harold Hadrada's invasion of 1066) the Italians (again see Hadrada) or the low countries....

Sneaky bastard waited a millenia for retribution so no one would see it coming....

Or it was the muslim immigrant population. Whatevs.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2011 06:59 AM (NCw5u)

36 Fox is reporting several deaths and many wounded. 24 hour rule applies.

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2011 06:59 AM (M9Ie6)

37 What's the Austrian word for "terrorist?"

Posted by: Barry Obama at July 22, 2011 06:59 AM (zgZzy)

38 Fucking Quakers!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at July 22, 2011 07:00 AM (sVk8z)

39 4, 3, 2, 1, wait for it:
JOOS

Posted by: Pres. Obama at July 22, 2011 07:00 AM (dZ756)

40 Worth mentioning again (from the thread below) that Drudge had a link awhile back that every.single.rape in Norway in the past year has been committed by....wait for it....Muzzies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:00 AM (UOM48)

41

Hmmmmm. Catholics have a group called the 'Knights of Columbus'. Knights are violent people who do violent things. Everybody knows that Columbus was eeeeevvviiillll.

 

Do I have to spell it out for you people??

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 22, 2011 07:01 AM (326rv)

42 *squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country at July 22, 2011 07:01 AM (C0Z3w)

43 Worked on a film there a few years back. Roughly 5 million people in a land as large as our west coast. World's wealthiest nation because of all that North Sea crude. People are nice, no overt anti-Americanism. But they aren't too keen on us Yids and Israel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2011 07:01 AM (UlUS4)

44 40 Fox is reporting several deaths and many wounded. 24 hour rule applies.

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2011 10:59 AM (M9Ie6)

 

They're eating babies!  And raping kittens! Oh the humanity!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 22, 2011 07:01 AM (sVk8z)

45 How much more tragedy must the world endure before you racist wingnuts embrace our Muslim masters?

Can't you see they just want to peacefully coexist?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at July 22, 2011 07:02 AM (qiOph)

46
Arab spring!

Posted by: soothsayer at July 22, 2011 07:02 AM (G/zuv)

47 No worries.  Lana, Mother, and I are enrout there to ski solve the crime.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at July 22, 2011 07:02 AM (zgZzy)

48 USAToday has live updates here:  http://tinyurl.com/3m8sj54

"
Update at 10:45 a.m. ET: A witness, Ole Tommy Pedersen, tells the AP that the blast shattered almost all the windows in a multistory highrise, sending a cloud of smok billowing from the lower floors.

"I saw three or four injured people being carried out of the building a few minutes later," Pedersen says.

The AP also reports that a Norwegian prosecutor filed terror charges this week against an Iraqi-born cleric for threatening Norwegian politicians with death if he is deported from the country. The indictment centered on statements that Mullah Krekar — the founder of the Kurdish Islamist group Ansar al-Islam — made to various media, including the American network NBC."

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2011 07:02 AM (+Uv5V)

49 I just read that the Norwegian  government is saying two dead.

CNN is reporting two blasts, BBC one. Skynews hasn't updated.

Posted by: Dianna at July 22, 2011 07:02 AM (AKgx6)

50 Maybe Norway will find its Viking spine and deport every unassimilated barbarian after the investigation in completed. Unfortunately I think every prog is going to claim how this is a result of Norway not being tolerant, friendly, and accepting enough to 7th century barbarism.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 22, 2011 07:02 AM (ijjAe)

51 Update at 10:14 a.m. ET: Although the source of the blast is unclear, Al-Jazeera TV notes that Norwegian prosecutors on Tuesday filed a terrorism charge against Mullah Krekar, founder of the Kurdish Islamist group Ansar al-Islam. Mullah Krekar is accused of threatening a former minister, Erna Solberg, with death, Al-Jazeera says.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2011 07:02 AM (+Uv5V)

52 (It doesn't look like it was a holiday, so I removed that) Yeah but many of these terrorists aren't the brightest bulbs in the box. Let's be honest, if they had timed 9/11 for around 10:00 AM instead of when they did, the death toll would have been 10X worse

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 22, 2011 07:03 AM (i6RpT)

53

Jesus. I never thought of this. It could be the French (Normandy) Russians (Rus=Viking) American Indians (Vinland) English (Harold Hadrada's invasion of 1066) the Italians (again see Hadrada) or the low countries....

Sneaky bastard waited a millenia for retribution so no one would see it coming....

Posted by: Jollyroger

 

You forgot Viking encursions in Ireland, especially the west coast and Dublin.

We didn't.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 22, 2011 07:03 AM (6rX0K)

54 O/T - Senate just killed Cut, Cap & Balance: 51-46.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 22, 2011 07:03 AM (Ew27I)

55

Maybe Norway will find its Viking spine and deport every unassimilated barbarian after the investigation in completed.

You keep hoping for that.  We'll see how it works out for ya.

Don't hold your breath though.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 22, 2011 07:04 AM (sbV1u)

56 I wonder who could have perpetrated this act of savagery?

I have no idea.  Help me out morons.

Posted by: mpfs at July 22, 2011 07:04 AM (iYbLN)

57 48 Worked on a film there a few years back. Roughly 5 million people in a land as large as our west coast. World's wealthiest nation because of all that North Sea crude.

People are nice, no overt anti-Americanism. But they aren't too keen on us Yids and Israel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2011 11:01 AM (UlUS4)

 

You should go back to your homeland.  I hear they have some nice camps for you to stay in. The world will love you then, pinky swear.

Posted by: Helen Thomas & Jimmy Carter at July 22, 2011 07:04 AM (sVk8z)

58 Rastafarians.

Posted by: toby928™ at July 22, 2011 07:04 AM (GTbGH)

59 Sneaky bastard waited a millenia for retribution so no one would see it coming.... --------- When you least expect it, expect it.

Posted by: Arnold Horshack at July 22, 2011 07:05 AM (fzvG7)

60

I'm on the way to Oslo, and will be reporting with my personal version of the facts defense of Muslims everywhere on Fox News this evening. 

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 22, 2011 07:05 AM (sbV1u)

61 I'm on the way to Oslo, and will be reporting with my personal version of the facts on Fox News this evening. 

Posted by: Geraldo "The Dick" Rivera at July 22, 2011 11:03 AM (Lt/Za)

No doubt you'll find that blond locals, munching on lutefisk, did it.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 22, 2011 07:05 AM (Ew27I)

62 I have talked to officials over there, but all they said was "Yinga ginga bargen!"

Posted by: King Barry I at July 22, 2011 07:05 AM (zgZzy)

63 Darn those rascally youths of indeterminate origin!

Posted by: The MFM at July 22, 2011 07:05 AM (FcR7P)

64 Whites. Duh. Haven't any of you morons seen the latest DHS videos?

Posted by: blindside at July 22, 2011 07:06 AM (x7g7t)

65 #61, I fully expect the Norwegians to bend over backwards apologizing for not being an easy enough target and that welfare payments will be increased to every radical cleric offended by the Norwegians failure to not offend them.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 22, 2011 07:06 AM (ijjAe)

66 Maybe Norway will find its Viking spine and deport every unassimilated barbarian after the investigation in completed. Unfortunately I think every prog is going to claim how this is a result of Norway not being tolerant, friendly, and accepting enough to 7th century barbarism. Norway produced some bad-assed barbarians in the 7th century. Guys? It's time.

Posted by: fluffy, dirty Skandi at July 22, 2011 07:06 AM (4Kl5M)

67 16 Was Jello found at the scene? Presbyterians And Beck is commenting on the lovely picture of Hillary on Drudge.  Heh Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 10:54 AM Yep ain't Hillary styling. *ugh* *gag* *barf* Bill deserves to sleep next to that.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 22, 2011 07:06 AM (J0oOx)

68 well aloha snackbar y'all! Guess the Norwegian weren't anti Israeli or antisemitic enough...heh Anti-Semitism in Norway From Alan Dershowitz, at Wall Street Journal, "Norway to Jews: You're Not Welcome Here: Anti-Semitism Doesn't Even Mask Itself as Anti-Zionism": http://tinyurl.com/66slncs

Posted by: ploome at July 22, 2011 07:06 AM (XPUCK)

69 I'm sure when it's revealed that the attackers are Mooselimbs the MFM will declare it "unexpected."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2011 07:07 AM (zgZzy)

70 69 Darn those rascally youths of indeterminate origin!

Posted by: The MFM at July 22, 2011 11:05 AM (FcR7P)

 

If only they had high speed rail and national health care this never would have happened... oh wait.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at July 22, 2011 07:07 AM (sVk8z)

71 Shriners. White men with receding hairlines.

Posted by: ahem at July 22, 2011 07:07 AM (yaIce)

72 O/T - Senate just killed Cut, Cap & Balance: 51-46.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 22, 2011 11:03 AM (Ew27I)

I for one welcome our new revenue enhancements.  I am really glad they aren't proposing new taxes!

And the tax breaks that we will get in 2021 will really jump-start the economy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 22, 2011 07:08 AM (yrGif)

73 Probably teh gheys.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at July 22, 2011 07:08 AM (zgZzy)

74 79 Shriners. White men with receding hairlines.

Dressed like hillbillies driving clown cars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:08 AM (UOM48)

75

White men with receding hairlines.

Hey!  I haven't been to Oslo in at least 2 days!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 22, 2011 07:08 AM (sbV1u)

76 brb, making sure my peace prize is ok

Posted by: barry potus at July 22, 2011 07:08 AM (FcR7P)

77 But... but.. they built their mosques

Posted by: cherry π at July 22, 2011 07:08 AM (OhYCU)

78 79, I think your right. But how did they get that much explosives into such a little car.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 07:09 AM (ZDUD4)

79 Lutherans. The damn place is lousy with them. Can't trust those hot-dish snarfing bastards.

Posted by: joncelli at July 22, 2011 07:09 AM (RD7QR)

80 Did they throw glitter before everything went all 'splodey?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:09 AM (UOM48)

81 ABC is reporting it was a vehicle bomb.

The explosion that rocked a Norwegian government building today was result of a massive vehicle bomb, according to U.S. government sources on the scene.

Norwegian news reported one person died and several were injured in the apparent attack. The prime minister, whose office is in the building, survived the blast, a government spokesperson told The Associated Press.

http://tinyurl.com/42k2npd


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2011 07:09 AM (X6akg)

82

Anybody see AmishDude recently?

Damn Amish!  There's treachery afoot. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 22, 2011 10:50 AM (9hSKh)

I am here!  I am here in Iowa as usual.

And I just want to say, for the record, that the Amish and their not-quite-Amish relatives are peaceful people.

Unfortunately, mathematicians have the Unabomber.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2011 07:09 AM (T0NGe)

83 The building exploded as a result of global warming, people!

Posted by: Algore at July 22, 2011 07:09 AM (zgZzy)

84 DAMN PENTECOSTAL KOREANS!

Posted by: Armando at July 22, 2011 07:10 AM (nd0uY)

85 It would break my heart if this was done by islamists, because that would incite the redneck racist Norwegians to persecute nice convenience store clerks.

Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at July 22, 2011 07:10 AM (so1xa)

86

If there were just more civility on the airwaves, this wouldn't have happened!

BRING BACK THE FAIRNESS DOCTRINE!  IT'S REAGAN'S FAULT!

Posted by: Howard "the Duck" Dean at July 22, 2011 07:12 AM (T1boi)

87
Look to the Amish.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 22, 2011 07:12 AM (G/zuv)

88 In Malmo, Sweden a few years ago, the place was thick with Muzzies.  And since we were there, violence toward Jews has increased.  The Swedes seem to turn a mostly blind eye to it. 

We hosted a Swedish student a few years ago, and stay in touch.  He can't understand what's happening in his country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:12 AM (UOM48)

89 vehicle bomb?  Please, we all know it was a buggy bomb.  Of course, if the horses died, the shit will get real cause PETA will be on the case.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at July 22, 2011 07:12 AM (sVk8z)

90 Convenience stores are generally run by Indians, not muzzys. Muzzys don't work that hard.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 07:12 AM (ZDUD4)

91 Well I hope they go all Viking on the mostly likely suspects - the vile Hindu/Quaker Alliance of Fvorgkevheld.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 22, 2011 07:13 AM (JKe0g)

92 I'm on the way to Oslo, and will be reporting with my personal version of the facts on Fox News this evening. 
Posted by: Geraldo "The Dick" Rivera at July 22, 2011 11:03 AM

Geraldo ... yer not foolin' me. Ah know you're takin' Tot Mom there. Ah'll hunt her down no matter what

Posted by: Nancy Grace at July 22, 2011 07:13 AM (so1xa)

93 Buddhists. Got to be Buddhists.

Posted by: holygoat at July 22, 2011 07:13 AM (Dk6tO)

94 Isn't the head of NATO a Norwegian hawk?

Posted by: oleg at July 22, 2011 07:13 AM (tazG1)

95 It was the tea party

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at July 22, 2011 07:14 AM (m04pV)

96 Danish, nevermind.

Posted by: oleg at July 22, 2011 07:14 AM (tazG1)

97 Maybe Norway will find its Viking spine and deport rape, pillage and plunder every unassimilated barbarian after the investigation in completed.

FIFY

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at July 22, 2011 07:15 AM (OonVm)

98 We hosted a Swedish student a few years ago, and stay in touch.  He can't understand what's happening in his country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 11:12 AM (UOM4

///

I have a Norwegian friend here who kinda hates me b/c she's a lefty, but she does agree with me on the "Muslims are a big problem for Scandinavia" theme.

Posted by: Pres. Obama at July 22, 2011 07:15 AM (dZ756)

99 Damn you, Lollipop Guild!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at July 22, 2011 07:15 AM (qiOph)

100 If I were in Norway, would I want to piss off the people who control the heat in my building?

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2011 07:15 AM (FcR7P)

101 103, No it wasn't. Do you know how you can tell? The buildings are still standing.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 07:15 AM (ZDUD4)

102

This is what happens when you don't practice safe Chopraism.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2011 07:15 AM (8ieXv)

103 89 ABC is reporting it was a vehicle bomb.

The explosion that rocked a Norwegian government building today was result of a massive vehicle bomb, according to U.S. government sources on the scene.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2011 11:09 AM

See, this wouldn't have happened if Norway had high speed rail

Posted by: King Barry the Nobel Peace Prize Winner at July 22, 2011 07:15 AM (so1xa)

104 I am thinking it is Paul Ryan and his band of extremists in the Republican Party, Because they are just like terrorists, you know.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2011 07:15 AM (l5dj7)

105 How do you laugh your hearts out, but here we have the holiday Bjornatten where the wolf flies over the moon.  And if he catches all the angry bullfrogs we get three years of good fishing.  So this bombing is a crappy thing, not funny or big joke for anyone.   Yes the Christian Party is the suspect because they always object to "pagan" holidays  and say they are always right about their Jesus.  Maybe the Moslems but when those Arabians come over here they show more respect than the Christians, that is all I am saying, do you understand??

Posted by: Eyolf Halvorsen at July 22, 2011 07:16 AM (jPyQ/)

106 A useful idiot commenter at USA Today:

More bombings by peaceful Muslims?
________________________________________

You are a complete idiot - first you don't have a clue who did this they have not even confirmed it was a bomb yet - even though thta what it appears to be!! Plus the personthey suspect may be behind it is considered an extermist terrorist - kind of like the so called Christains that blow up abortion clinics - both same extermist terrorist - not one bit of difference

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:16 AM (UOM48)

107 I blame the flaky danish

Posted by: cherry π at July 22, 2011 07:16 AM (OhYCU)

108 Time to get to work.  Will check back in a few hours.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 22, 2011 07:17 AM (dZ756)

109 He's on a roll.....

David Burge

Guitar solo finale at Norwegian death metal concert?

Radicalized cross-country skiers?
Lutefisk cookoff gone wrong?

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2011 07:17 AM (X6akg)

110 Yes the Christian Party is the suspect because they always object to "pagan" holidays  and say they are always right about their Jesus.  Maybe the Moslems but when those Arabians come over here they show more respect than the Christians, that is all I am saying, do you understand??

Um ... no.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at July 22, 2011 07:17 AM (qiOph)

111 ABC is reporting it was a vehicle bomb.

Cars must be banned

Posted by: cherry π at July 22, 2011 07:18 AM (OhYCU)

112 Yes the Christian Party is the suspect because they always object to "pagan" holidays  and say they are always right about their Jesus.  Maybe the Moslems but when those Arabians come over here they show more respect than the Christians, that is all I am saying, do you understand??

Posted by: Eyolf Halvorsen

 

This is a gag by somebody, right? I didn't run a check on the hash, but this has got to be a gag. Is this from average joe?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 22, 2011 07:18 AM (6rX0K)

113 Just think what a nuke would have done to oslo?

Posted by: Iran at July 22, 2011 07:19 AM (i6RpT)

114

Holidays are anti-islamic, actually.  islam has no concept of joyous celebration nor of days of rest.

Posted by: Henry Harold Humphries - you can call me 'H' at July 22, 2011 10:58 AM (+/izm)


Except when a bomb goes off in a bus in Jerusalem. Then the sweets are handed out.

Posted by: TenStl at July 22, 2011 07:19 AM (N0z1T)

115 OT - The Bamster is in full-on class warfare mode.

Again.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at July 22, 2011 07:19 AM (qiOph)

116 Didn't Sarah Palin talk about cars, blowing up something, and blondes?

We have to shut her up in the name of freedom people!

Who the hell watered down my drink!!

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at July 22, 2011 07:19 AM (so1xa)

117 Night Ranger has not claimed responsibility for the blast.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2011 07:19 AM (gTGz3)

118 Is nothing sacred to the blood thirsty tea party extremists!!!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 22, 2011 07:21 AM (0q2P7)

119 JEF reminds me of a gunshot victim in a bad movie going through his death soliloquy.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 07:21 AM (ZDUD4)

120
Always you blame poor Moslems. Why? Only ignorant Americans do this.

Posted by: Sven Cocksuckersen at July 22, 2011 07:21 AM (G/zuv)

121 Obama: "Damn those Norwegians, I am speaking here"

Posted by: cherry π at July 22, 2011 07:21 AM (OhYCU)

122

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 22, 2011 11:18 AM (6rX0K)

It's either a sock, or we really have been invaded by dirty icebacks!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 22, 2011 07:21 AM (sbV1u)

123 We believe Allen West is a "person of interest."

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Slutz at July 22, 2011 07:22 AM (zgZzy)

124 118 He's on a roll.....

David Burge

Guitar solo finale at Norwegian death metal concert?

Radicalized cross-country skiers?
Lutefisk cookoff gone wrong?
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2011 11:17 AM

And this one. I think we know where Ace gets his funneh

Please don't jump to hasty conclusions about Oslo just because those hasty conclusions have previously proven 100% correct.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2011 07:22 AM (so1xa)

125 Middle class white guys, just like Big Sis said!

Posted by: Buddha at July 22, 2011 07:22 AM (Ehkdx)

126 If the muzzies have a problem with Norway, maybe we can send NASA into mediate. It's not like they have anything better to do

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 22, 2011 07:23 AM (i6RpT)

127 Damn agnostics.  Can't make up their mind about anything, so they start blowing shit up.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2011 07:23 AM (czcue)

128 Unfortunately, this time it most likely was a home-grown terrorist(s).
Which of course means Janet is right! Watch out for middle-aged white guys!

Posted by: Jimmuy at July 22, 2011 07:23 AM (sFOv5)

129 Mrs. Sailor is Norwegian and kind of Nationalist about it. I suspect she will want to go all Mitch Rapp on somebody.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 07:23 AM (ZDUD4)

130 O/T but more hilarious Iowahawk:


David Burge Adult in room comes up with 3-point budget solution: votive candles, speaking in tongues, goat sacrice 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:23 AM (UOM48)

131 Can't trust those Shintos.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2011 07:24 AM (czcue)

132 Trucks must be banned!

Then the RoP will use car bombs

Cars must be banned!

Then the RoP will use bike bombs

Bikes must be banned!

Then the RoP will use burkah bombs

Women must be banned!

Then the RoP will be too busy molesting farm animals to blow anything up.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 22, 2011 07:24 AM (ijjAe)

133 And just like that, one of "The Adults In The Room" according to the MSM just killed, with the help of his craven, evil caucus, the Cut-Cap-and-Balance bill... without even so much as a debate. Then, to top it all off, decided to give the Senate the rest of the weekend off.

http://bit.ly/nS5ORN

Posted by: DocJ at July 22, 2011 07:24 AM (g8ibn)

134 141 Mrs. Sailor is Norwegian and kind of Nationalist about it. I suspect she will want to go all Mitch Rapp on somebody.           You misspelled "bitch slap."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2011 07:25 AM (zgZzy)

135 CNBC is reporting that a US drone may have dropped a high explosive in downtown Oslo causing extensive damage to government buildings.  The International Court should pursue charges against those US military personnel responsible for this horrible tragedy.

Posted by: Contessa "My Ass Isn't Fat" Brewer

 

There's a question. If dropping bombs on Tripoli don't constitute hostilities, would a car bomb under Newspeak 2.0 be considered a severe failure of the emissions test?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 22, 2011 07:25 AM (326rv)

136 I wonder what the Norskis did to bring this upon themselves.  Had to be somethin'.

Posted by: Buddha at July 22, 2011 07:25 AM (Ehkdx)

137 OT President Cock Sucker just said:
The easiest thing for a politician to do is give you more stuff and ask for nothing in return. (argument to increase "revenues")

What the fuck about giving less stuff and asking for nothing in return?

God I hate this asshole.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 22, 2011 07:26 AM (p+mzQ)

138 Even if it was an Islamist, it's only because they were upset over EU austerity measures being imposed on the hard working Greeks by those Germans, who look kind of like Norwegians

Posted by: Deepak Chopra at July 22, 2011 07:26 AM (so1xa)

139 The Loose Change crew is already writing an insider conspiracy and on their 5th edit RIGHT NOW!

Posted by: Somewhere on Democratic Underground at July 22, 2011 07:26 AM (ijjAe)

140 This is obviously blowback against fondue.

Posted by: Steny Hoyer at July 22, 2011 07:26 AM (zgZzy)

141 Listen to the JEF stumble over the question

Posted by: beedubya at July 22, 2011 07:26 AM (AnTyA)

142 148 I wonder what the Norskis did to bring this upon themselves.  Had to be somethin'.

lutefisk

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2011 07:26 AM (czcue)

143

Middle class white guys, just like Big Sis said!

Seriously, as a thought experiment, what do you think it's like over at DHS when shit like this happens?

Napolitano: You know, you make it really hard to keep this "white guys are terrorists" line of bullshit going when you do this!

CAIR: Hey, you stay in your lane, we'll stay in ours.  We've got a caliphate to run here.

Even when it's crashing down all around them, liberals are impervious to reality.

And if you think otherwise, you're a racist.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 22, 2011 07:27 AM (sbV1u)

144 Anti-Semitism in Norway From Alan Dershowitz, at Wall Street Journal, "Norway to Jews: You're Not Welcome Here: Anti-Semitism Doesn't Even Mask Itself as Anti-Zionism": THis is part of the reason I no longer claim Norwegian ancestry. Fucking Quislings.

Posted by: fluffy, filthy Dane at July 22, 2011 07:27 AM (4Kl5M)

145 OT President Cock Sucker just said:
The easiest thing for a politician to do is give you more stuff and ask for nothing in return. (argument to increase "revenues")

What the fuck about giving less stuff and asking for nothing in return?

God I hate this asshole.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo

No, the easiest thing would be to do what he's already doing; give some people more stuff and steal from other people to enable it. That and running up the nations' credit card. And printing more credit cards. And lying about it.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 22, 2011 07:27 AM (326rv)

146 lutefisk iz gud eats! nom nom nom....

Posted by: Buddha at July 22, 2011 07:28 AM (Ehkdx)

147 Hey, do you think we can get a little help keeping this bullshit out of our yards now?

Posted by: Citizens of Murfreesborough. at July 22, 2011 07:29 AM (ZDUD4)

148

A-Ha! It was A-Ha, although they remained popular in Norway, and were the only Norwegian band to have a number one hit with 1985's "Take on Me", the group obviously are frustrated with thier ability to duplicate thier early international sucess and decided to stir up some controversy by going Fawkes on parliment.

Makes perfect sense. I mean, who else would do it?

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2011 07:29 AM (NCw5u)

149 lutefisk iz gud eats! nom nom nom....

And the lye whitens your teeth.

Posted by: toby928™ at July 22, 2011 07:30 AM (GTbGH)

150 What is the record for greatest number of variations on the same joke in a single thread?  I have to have something to put on my resume'.

Posted by: Voluble at July 22, 2011 07:30 AM (JKX4x)

151 The CNN article is full of quotes of 7/22 Norweigan. "It's crazy," she said, not wanting to be identified because she is not authorized to speak to the media on behalf of the hotel. "This happens in the big world, not in Oslo. I'm shocked."

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 22, 2011 07:30 AM (JKe0g)

152 Oh, those high-spirited, restive youths of unknown national origin and religious affiliation!  Aren't they just a bunch of loveable scamps?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2011 07:30 AM (DrWcr)

153 And the lye whitens your teeth.

Ace has a much better use for lye.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at July 22, 2011 07:31 AM (qiOph)

154 "This happens in the big world, not in Oslo. I'm shocked."

HAHAHAHA - yeah, the socialist paradises really do live in make-believe land, that is for sure

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2011 07:31 AM (czcue)

155 So when's the GZ mosque going up in Manhattan? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:32 AM (UOM48)

156 "This happens in the big world, not in Oslo. I'm shocked." Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 22, 2011 11:30 AM (JKe0g) Welcome to the party pal!

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 22, 2011 07:32 AM (i6RpT)

157 162 What is the record for greatest number of variations on the same joke in a single thread?  I have to have something to put on my resume'.

well, there were about 100 Anthony Weiner threads earlier, you can start there

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2011 07:32 AM (czcue)

158 THis is part of the reason I no longer claim Norwegian ancestry.

Fucking Quislings.

Posted by: fluffy, filthy Dane at July 22, 2011 11:27 AM (4Kl5M)

I still do. I just think back to the days when my ancestors didn't descriminate, they just killed, maimed, raped, and pillaged everyone equally. Except Christian churches, they hit those a bit harder. But thats where the money was.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2011 07:32 AM (NCw5u)

159 GP says it's probably related to the Allah cartoons.

Posted by: Ed Anger at July 22, 2011 07:32 AM (7+pP9)

160 If only the Scandis were more compliant to Islam.

They should start bombing themselves to be truly Sharia compliant.

Posted by: nickless at July 22, 2011 07:33 AM (MMC8r)

161

Makes perfect sense. I mean, who else would do it?

It was an inside job set up to make it look like the Danes.

They figured the product launch of the "Cheese Norwegian" would come off better if people hated Danes.

"Cheese Norweigians.  Like a Cheese Danish, only better!  Coming to a 7-11 near you!"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 22, 2011 07:33 AM (sbV1u)

162 "If" (Bwhahahah) it turns out to be a fuzzy muzzy I will have a hard time feeling sorry for the Norks.  They have thrown the Jews and Israel under the bus all for the religion of anti-semitism. 

Will they never learn? The fuzzy muzzy don't tolerate any religion but Islam (the religion of peace©) you don't convert...you go BOOM!

Posted by: mpfs at July 22, 2011 07:33 AM (iYbLN)

163 This is not the DOOM thread I was looking for.

Posted by: Dave C at July 22, 2011 07:33 AM (2lf+r)

164 172 One of my friends just said everyone knows not to go into government buildings in Oslo.

Why?  Because you might walk out with too much welfare money?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2011 07:33 AM (czcue)

165 What is the record for greatest number of variations on the same joke in a single thread?  I have to have something to put on my resume'.

well, there were about 100 Anthony Weiner threads earlier, you can start there

Posted by: chemjeff

 

Try the B+ thread, or perhaps the chakra thread.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 22, 2011 07:34 AM (326rv)

166
Kurdish Islamist group Ansar al-Islam





And the MFM will focus on the Kurdish part of the description. Especially since the Kurds are easily the most pro-western population in the ME.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2011 07:34 AM (71Fka)

167

The explosion was obviously caused by Global Warming.

Posted by: Grim at July 22, 2011 07:35 AM (gyNYk)

168 One of my friends just said everyone knows not to go into government buildings in Oslo.

Posted by: Papa Editor

 

Why? Is this a joke? Or is there some sort of  stigma or risk associated?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 22, 2011 07:35 AM (326rv)

169 So do you think over at LGF there is a thread now about how it is racist to think that Muslims are behind Oslo bombing?

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2011 07:35 AM (l5dj7)

170 O M G......

TLC to Air 'All-American Muslim' Reality Series

TLC unveiled plans Thursday for an upcoming reality TV series about Muslims living in the US.

"All-American Muslim" will follow five Muslim families living in Dearborn, Mich., exploring "their customs and celebrations, as well as the misconceptions, conflicts and differences they face outside -- and within -- their own community," the cable channel said in a statement.

Dearborn, a community in the Detroit metro area, boasts one of the country's biggest Muslim populations and is home to the largest mosque in North America.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2011 07:35 AM (X6akg)

171 Norways... Chickens!,,, Have.... Come Home!.... To ROOST!!!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech Channeling the Rev. Wright at July 22, 2011 07:35 AM (kUaEF)

172 No, this is the BOOM thread.

Nice.  I hope it doesn't become a daily feature.

Posted by: toby928™ at July 22, 2011 07:36 AM (GTbGH)

173 If only there was a Scandinavian state.........

Posted by: © Sponge at July 22, 2011 07:36 AM (UK9cE)

174 Meanwhile the Democrats (except surprisingly for John Kerry) in the Senate just gave a hearty  "FUCK YOU" to the country and left for a long weekend off.

Posted by: Somewhere on Democratic Underground at July 22, 2011 07:36 AM (ijjAe)

175 This was not a terrorist act, and there were definitely no Muslims involved.

Posted by: FBI at July 22, 2011 07:36 AM (c45xH)

176 Danica McKellar sure has been keeping a low profile lately. Then a bomb goes off in Norway. I'm not saying that means anything; just pointing it out.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2011 07:36 AM (gTGz3)

177 No idea how I disappeared the link but....

http://tinyurl.com/44gua5k


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2011 07:37 AM (X6akg)

178 It was probably someone upset over Obamacare!

Posted by: Mayor Michael Blooming Idiot at July 22, 2011 07:37 AM (kUaEF)

179 Were the Joos told not to report to work in Oslo today?

Just asking questions......

Posted by: RONPAUL at July 22, 2011 07:37 AM (3Okgs)

180 So do you think over at LGF there is a thread now about how it is racist to think that Muslims are behind Oslo bombing? Posted by: blaster Someone brave go check. I can't get to it at work. Does he even cover terror news anymore?

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 22, 2011 07:37 AM (JKe0g)

181 The easiest thing for a politician to do is give you more stuff and ask for nothing in return. (argument to increase "revenues")

No the easiest thing a politician can do is give out more stuff to those who vote for them and take from those that don't.

Posted by: Redistributive Spinning at July 22, 2011 07:37 AM (tf9Ne)

182 Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2011 11:35 AM (X6akg)

so do the producers and film crew get hazard pay?  oh wait maybe they're Muslims too

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2011 07:38 AM (czcue)

183 TLC to Air 'All-American Muslim' Reality Series

TLC unveiled plans Thursday for an upcoming reality TV series about Muslims living in the US.

Posted by: Tami

 

Yeah. That will be 'real'. It'll be fun to see how many Immams they pick up in locale and background shots that have terrorist ties. And I'm sure we're gonna hear exactly what they say every week.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 22, 2011 07:38 AM (6rX0K)

184

Middle class white guys, just like Big Sis said!

 

I'm not sure about middle class but I'm pretty sure she's a white guy.


Posted by: Ms Choksondik at July 22, 2011 07:38 AM (sVk8z)

185 Those crazy young muzzies... They blow up so soon!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 22, 2011 07:38 AM (kUaEF)

186

It definitely wasn't us!

 

Probably.

Posted by: Dethklok at July 22, 2011 07:38 AM (c45xH)

187 191, What is it about women named Danica? McKellar, Patrick? Smart, talented and Yummy.

Posted by: Citizens of Murfreesborough. at July 22, 2011 07:39 AM (ZDUD4)

188 Gotta be a tea-partier.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 22, 2011 07:39 AM (L+mjU)

189 Here in the DC area there is a large Muslim community - its where some of the 9/11 hijackers hung out. At any rate, I recall relatively soon after 9/11 NPR was down in one of the coffee shops talking to a guy who was saying he wanted, more than anything, for his son to be a suicide bomber, how proud he would be. I was within 5 miles of hte shop, I knew where it was, I almost turned hte car around, went in there, and offered to write the guy a check to send his kid off. I think he probably wouldn't have taken it. Regardless, I suspect that kind of "real" American Muslim isn't going to make it on the TV show.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2011 07:39 AM (l5dj7)

190 The terror group ٹشصضطغٸٹٺ claims responsibility, and has been linked to right wing extremist groups in the US, Sarah Palin, and the Tea Party. In their statement it was stated the attack was done because "allahu akbar" ; the meaning of this statement is unclear. 

Posted by: MFM at July 22, 2011 07:39 AM (0q2P7)

191 Norway??

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 22, 2011 07:39 AM (kUaEF)

192 "Man made disaster". Never mind that it was likely commited by a sub human (a.k.a. MOSLEM).

Posted by: Madamn Botox at July 22, 2011 07:39 AM (TfRqk)

193 @185

Well, fuck me running.  Will they show them teaching their little bastards bomb-making techniques?

I give up. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:39 AM (UOM48)

194 Posted by: Dethklok at July 22, 2011 11:38 AM (c45xH)

Eleventy!

Love me some Metalocalypse!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at July 22, 2011 07:39 AM (qiOph)

195 The only unresolved question now is, How is this Bush's Fault, precisely?

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 22, 2011 07:40 AM (kUaEF)

196 Someone brave go check. I can't get to it at work. Does he even cover terror news anymore? Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 22, 2011 11:37 AM (JKe0g) I am not checking, that's why I am asking. I don't think he does terror news anymore unless he can say somehow a Republican was involved.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2011 07:40 AM (l5dj7)

197 205, Nope, It's going to be the Muzztard Brady Bunch. MOM ALWAYS SAID, DON'T PLAY WITH EXPLOSIVES IN THE HOUSE.

Posted by: Citizens of Murfreesborough. at July 22, 2011 07:41 AM (ZDUD4)

198 #185, I'm sure all the women will be gushing to explain how they CHOOSE to wear the hijab and the burkah and that there's absolutely no threat of violence, or worse, from the men in their culture to coherence them into submission. They have absolutely freedom from men to be totally subservient and obedient to men under fear of death.... yeah great newspeak logic and society you have going for you there feminists.

Posted by: Somewhere on Democratic Underground at July 22, 2011 07:41 AM (ijjAe)

199 Explosion At Government Office Building In Oslo, Norway *SPURT*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 22, 2011 07:41 AM (kUaEF)

200 A Palestinian Mickey Mouse look a like was seen entering the building.  It appears the rodent in question was wearing a suicide bow tie.

Posted by: mpfs at July 22, 2011 07:41 AM (iYbLN)

201 So, how's that Ground Zero Mosque going, America?  Haven't heard much about it lately, but we'll check back after the smoke clears here.

Posted by: Norway at July 22, 2011 07:41 AM (zgZzy)

202 Nope, It's going to be the Muzztard Brady Bunch.

MOM ALWAYS SAID, DON'T PLAY WITH EXPLOSIVES IN THE HOUSE.

Posted by: Citizens of Murfreesborough

mohhammad-al- Marsha: "Ow! My nose! And the rest of me!"

(cue laugh track)

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 22, 2011 07:42 AM (326rv)

203 172 One of my friends just said everyone knows not to go into government buildings in Oslo.

Posted by: Papa Editor at July 22, 2011 11:33 AM (Zs83Q)

I'm curious.  Did you forget your sock?  Heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:42 AM (UOM48)

204 See, this wouldn't have happened if people didn't have so much choice.

Posted by: Prince at July 22, 2011 07:42 AM (3Okgs)

205 Nope, no LGF thread on Oslo bombing

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2011 07:43 AM (czcue)

206 @216: Let me be clear! I totally support a little Arab girl's right to be beaten with a baton, forced to wear a parachute in public, and have most of her vulva cut off with a razor and sewn shut!

Posted by: President Dick Hussein Obama at July 22, 2011 07:43 AM (kUaEF)

207 Damn sock

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 22, 2011 07:43 AM (ijjAe)

208 218 A Palestinian Mickey Mouse look a like was seen entering the building.  It appears the rodent in question was wearing a suicide bow tie.
It can't be Farfour, as he was already killed off on Pali TV.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 22, 2011 07:44 AM (9hSKh)

209

223 Nope, no LGF thread on Oslo bombing

 

 

Because it's a NONTROVERSY!!!  Now buy my calendar!

Posted by: Ponytail Bicycle Seat at July 22, 2011 07:44 AM (zgZzy)

210 219 So, how's that Ground Zero Mosque going, America?  Haven't heard much about it lately, but we'll check back after the smoke clears here.

Posted by: Norway at July 22, 2011 11:41 AM (zgZzy)

Didn't you get the memo?  Only New Yorkers are allowed to be concerned about the mosque, h8ter!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:44 AM (UOM48)

211

It was probably some Tea Partier who wasn't happy with Obozo Care. Get General Napy on the case!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2011 07:44 AM (1Jaio)

212 #172, they probably say don't go into government buildings in Oslo due to the certain segment of the population usually waiting in line to collect benefits not being friendly to the natives.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 22, 2011 07:45 AM (ijjAe)

213 TLC unveiled plans Thursday for an upcoming reality TV series about Muslims living in the US. Because they just lost the feed to the Norwegian show.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2011 07:45 AM (FcR7P)

214 And yet, Maetenloch is on vacation.  Hmm . . .

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at July 22, 2011 07:45 AM (zgZzy)

215 An obvious Zionist/CIA/Illuminati plot to goad the Norwegians to attack Scotland.  Hey, it's been done.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 22, 2011 07:45 AM (B+qrE)

216 I think every Female H.S. student should have to read Infidel by Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Yep, I would start my own indoctrination.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 07:46 AM (ZDUD4)

217 232 "TLC unveiled plans Thursday for an upcoming reality TV series about Muslims living in the US." Because they just lost the feed to the Norwegian show. Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2011 11:45 AM (FcR7P) Threadwinner!!!

Posted by: President Dick Hussein Obama at July 22, 2011 07:46 AM (kUaEF)

218 Clearly a false flag operation carried out by Bloomberg, Big Sis, Cahrlsel Jonhsno and C*ntessa Brewer so that those filthy teabaggrz can get the blame

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2011 07:46 AM (czcue)

219 "Windows in several buildings had been blown out, and people were in the street bleeding, state TV broadcaster NRK said on its website." Shoulda used Macs.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2011 07:46 AM (l5dj7)

220 the Quislings did it!

Posted by: av at July 22, 2011 07:46 AM (XgePz)

221 Off, Dick Sock!!! Ouch!

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 22, 2011 07:46 AM (kUaEF)

222 212 The only unresolved question now is, How is this Bush's Fault, precisely?

We started needing a reason why things are George Bush's fault?  Dayum, always the last to know....

Posted by: Buddha at July 22, 2011 07:46 AM (Ehkdx)

223 I kinda thought terrorists weren't supposed to bother people in those countries because they didn't oppress the terrorist countries.

Posted by: RM at July 22, 2011 07:47 AM (TRsME)

224 Yeah, those selfish bitches in Oslo deserve it!

Posted by: curious(ly stupid) at July 22, 2011 07:47 AM (c45xH)

225 233 And yet, Maetenloch is on vacation.  Hmm . . .

In Nova Scotia.  Which sounds kinda Scandi.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2011 07:48 AM (czcue)

226 240, You Wear a dick sock? Wouldn't underwear be easier?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 07:48 AM (ZDUD4)

227 233 And yet, Maetenloch is on vacation.  Hmm . . .   A missing white guy who "conveniently" has been gone the past few days?  I smell Zionist conspiracy!    Some more sad news:   Norwegian government official tells BBC people are believed to still be trapped in building where blast occurred

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 22, 2011 07:48 AM (9hSKh)

228 245 240, You Wear a dick sock? Wouldn't underwear be easier?           Nooooope!

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at July 22, 2011 07:48 AM (zgZzy)

229 One explosion happened near a government building housing the office of Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, said the reporter, Linda Reinholdsen. Another hit near the Norwegian parliament, she said. Gee, get the feeling Big Government Liberals in Norway are about the discover the need for some good-old fashioned Rightist-type Security??

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 22, 2011 07:49 AM (kUaEF)

230 So they killed a bunch of white people who cares?

Posted by: Typical prog on pharmacuticals or teh tastey herb at July 22, 2011 07:49 AM (ijjAe)

231 We surrender!

Posted by: France at July 22, 2011 07:49 AM (MMC8r)

232 Welcome to the Jungle, we got fun and games..........

Posted by: Guns and Korans at July 22, 2011 07:50 AM (ZDUD4)

233 I didn't know operation "Fast and Furious" was being carried out in Norway as well

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2011 07:50 AM (NCw5u)

234

Update - Creepy lock-step stepford wives in the Democrat Senate vote in lock-step against CCB bill.

 

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at July 22, 2011 07:50 AM (0fzsA)

235 So, how will this affect President Obama's approval rating?

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 22, 2011 07:50 AM (zgZzy)

236 Ok, forlot hvem kaffe potten pÃ¥ hele natten?   BOOM!

Okay, who left the coffee pot on all night?

Posted by: Wegian Govt Cubicle Troll at July 22, 2011 07:50 AM (iYbLN)

Posted by: Nighthawk at July 22, 2011 07:50 AM (OtQXp)

238 249 So they killed a bunch of white people who cares? Posted by: Typical prog on pharmacuticals or teh tastey herb at July 22, 2011 11:49 AM (ijjAe) Really. Given their birthrates over there, it was probably just a bunch of Dead White Males anyway.

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 22, 2011 07:51 AM (kUaEF)

239 A first explosion was followed by a second

I see the Scandi media is as insightful as our own.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 22, 2011 07:51 AM (8/DeP)

240

35
Herman Cain just called me and said, "Norwegians are despicable!"

=======

Pleath!  The word ith dethspicable!


 

Posted by: Daffy Duck at July 22, 2011 07:51 AM (mQMnK)

241 Update - Creepy lock-step stepford wives in the Democrat Senate vote in lock-step against CCB bill.

Harry Reid never met a budget he wouldn't kill.

Posted by: nickless at July 22, 2011 07:51 AM (MMC8r)

242 254 So, how will this affect President Obama's approval rating? Posted by: Harry Reid at July 22, 2011 11:50 AM (zgZzy) Well, it will remind everyone that Obama won the War on Terror by killing Bin Laden! No, wait...

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 22, 2011 07:52 AM (kUaEF)

243 This is what happens when there aren't enough carrot shavings and grapes in the Lutheran Potluck Jello Dishes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2011 07:52 AM (yQWNf)

244 Update - Creepy lock-step stepford wives in the Democrat Senate vote in lock-step against CCB bill.

They weren't in lock-step were they? Because if they were in lock-step that would be creepy, voting lock-step and all.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 22, 2011 07:52 AM (0q2P7)

245 196 So do you think over at LGF there is a thread now about how it is racist to think that Muslims are behind Oslo bombing?
Posted by: blaster

Someone brave go check. I can't get to it at work. Does he even cover terror news anymore? Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 22, 2011 11:37 AM

I checked so you don't have to. Nothing on this, and in fact he's posting at most 2 threads a day.  Latest bug up his ass is Rupert Murdoch's attempt to hack the world, and Allen West being a meanie to his heartthrob Debbie Washerhair Schultz

It doesn't look like a blog anymore, it looks like what you'd expect a dimwit 17 year old to put on his Facebook wall

Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2011 07:52 AM (so1xa)

246 Horrible. At least two dead.

Will the terrorist attack bring out the old Viking spirit?

Posted by: maverick muse at July 22, 2011 07:52 AM (lpWVn)

247

Harry Reid never met a budget prostitute he wouldn't kill.

 

FTFY

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 22, 2011 07:52 AM (zgZzy)

248 8 mins until I start drinking. Your not an alky if you wait till noon.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 07:52 AM (ZDUD4)

249 It was those G*ddamn shibboleths again.

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2011 07:52 AM (/ZZCn)

250

258 A first explosion was followed by a second

I see the Scandi media is as insightful as our own.

I hate seeing the news reports saying that "such-and-such" were "rocked" by an explosion. 

And it looks like there were other bombs located around Oslo that did not explode.

Several Norwegian news outlets reporting there may be 2 other bombs around Oslo that did not explode, according to police

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 22, 2011 07:52 AM (9hSKh)

251 258 A first explosion was followed by a second

I see the Scandi media is as insightful as our own.

So you're telling me... first there was one explosion, and then later, there was a second explosion?  Gollleeee

Posted by: Norwegian Gomer Pyle at July 22, 2011 07:53 AM (czcue)

252 This is what happens when there aren't enough carrot shavings and grapes in the Lutheran Potluck Jello Dishes. Posted by: Truck Monkey

Heresay!!  It's was the Waldorf salad in the cubicle with the rope!

Posted by: mpfs at July 22, 2011 07:53 AM (iYbLN)

253 A first explosion was followed by a second Wait. I thought it was a third explosion followed by a first... I'm so confused.

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 22, 2011 07:53 AM (kUaEF)

254 And, you thought Dwarf Tossing was great sport, right?

Take THAT.

Posted by: Shorty at July 22, 2011 07:53 AM (7/sDI)

255 Gateway Pundit says jihadi forums are celebrating the bombing.

My husband calls Islam a satanic death cult.  I agree.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2011 07:53 AM (UOM48)

256 So far as coincidences go, what's Norway's economic standing on bailing out members of the EU?

Posted by: maverick muse at July 22, 2011 07:53 AM (lpWVn)

257
re: the Senate vote

Does anyone really believe Obama would face a primary challenger? It will not happen. The entire Democrat party is willing to die under Obama because He Is Too Big To Fail.


Posted by: soothsayer at July 22, 2011 07:53 AM (G/zuv)

258 Several Norwegian news outlets reporting there may be 2 other bombs around Oslo that did not explode, according to police


Fucking 7th century technology!

Posted by: mpfs at July 22, 2011 07:54 AM (iYbLN)

259 I nominate Mullah Omar for the Nobel Peace Prize

Posted by: cherry π at July 22, 2011 07:54 AM (OhYCU)

260 Will the terrorist attack bring out the old Viking spirit? Posted by: maverick muse at July 22, 2011 11:52 AM (lpWVn) ------------------------------------------------------------- That ship's sailed. Now you are more likely to see the true "Viking" in black socks and sandals taking bread crumbs from his fannie pack and feeding the birds at the park.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2011 07:55 AM (yQWNf)

261 You can be certain that no child or grandmother will be committing that kind of crime over here! The system is working.

Posted by: Janet Incompetano at July 22, 2011 07:56 AM (FcR7P)

262 I am so ashamed.

Posted by: Zombie Eric the RED at July 22, 2011 07:56 AM (ZDUD4)

263 Leif Garrett will take care of this!  Or is that Leif Erickson?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2011 07:56 AM (zgZzy)

264 Forget Mullah Krekar. Hamas wants to put a stake through the heart of the "peace process" to throw Fatah off-balance (since the ballyhooed reconciliation of the two factions has gone tango uniform). What better way than to bomb the city whose very name symbolizes the "breakthrough" between the PLO and Israel?

Posted by: stuiec at July 22, 2011 07:56 AM (IkEuE)

265 Werde kookin in the kiche and the chickke go-a boom-de-boom

Posted by: Swedish Chef at July 22, 2011 07:57 AM (6rX0K)

266  So far as coincidences go, what's Norway's economic standing on bailing out members of the EU?

Posted by: maverick muse at July 22, 2011 11:53 AM (lpWVn)

Norway's not in the EU.

Unless it was an extrotion plot by Greece...

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2011 07:57 AM (NCw5u)

267 275 Gateway Pundit says jihadi forums are celebrating the bombing.

My husband calls Islam a satanic death cult.  I agree.
  Seeing the Pali human debris laugh and cheer while handing out candies as they celebrated the 9/11 attacks cemented this description of Islam to me, Mrs. D'oh.    But will this bombing rouse the Norweigans out of their apathy towards the Islamist threat?  I doubt it.  No, they'll find some lame "root-cause" and pass it along like they have for the past several decades.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 22, 2011 07:57 AM (9hSKh)

268 273 A first explosion was followed by a second Wait. I thought it was a third explosion followed by a first... I'm so confused. Posted by: CoolCzech at July 22, 2011 11:53 AM (kUaEF) You're thinking of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Posted by: stuiec at July 22, 2011 07:58 AM (IkEuE)

269 Does Norway have conceal carry? We do.

Posted by: Citizens of Murfreesborough. at July 22, 2011 07:59 AM (ZDUD4)

270 Several Norwegian news outlets reporting there may be 2 other bombs around Oslo that did not explode, according to police

Muslim quality control is awesome.


Posted by: nickless at July 22, 2011 07:59 AM (MMC8r)

271 8 mins until I start drinking. Your not an alky if you wait till noon.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 11:52 AM (ZDUD4)

Then again, it's always afternoon- somewhere...

Posted by: Nighthawk at July 22, 2011 07:59 AM (OtQXp)

272 You're thinking of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Posted by: stuiec at July 22, 2011 11:58 AM (IkEuE) --------------------------------------------------------------- You are correct sir. That followed the first explosion and preceded the third explosion. I think we've got it straight now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2011 08:00 AM (yQWNf)

273 Rejoice, Norskers! You have absorbed that and been made stronger!

Posted by: Barack Hurshkin Obamasen at July 22, 2011 08:00 AM (FcR7P)

274 208 Norway??  Posted by: Charlie Gibson at 11:39

That's Germany's 4th State following Austria, Poland, and Belgium.

Weserübung!

Now cough up the Euros.

Posted by: Bluffy mit Merkel at July 22, 2011 08:00 AM (lpWVn)

275 292, Ace should rename the blog, Station of Rationalization

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 08:01 AM (ZDUD4)

276 I'll never understand why governments around the world, well aware of the foreign terrorist instigators in their midst, don't have the stones to simply deport the fuckers. It especially boggles my mind when countries not only lack the common sense to deport them, but in fact give them religious asylum and welfare checks to top it off.

It's like inviting Charles Manson to live in your house, giving him a free room, spending money, and turning a blind eye to him forming a cult which he's very clearly stated to your face will eventually get around to killing you.

Posted by: The Donkey Show at July 22, 2011 08:02 AM (ijjAe)

277 That picture of the Hildabeast on Drudge is awful. Where are her breastacles? Looks like they have fallen into her groinal region.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2011 08:02 AM (yQWNf)

278 Heh. As the FNC reporter in Norway said "it looks like some folks are trapped here", they were showing video of Obama answeribg questions.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2011 08:03 AM (fzvG7)

279 Big Sis won't waste the crisis.

Beware the white terrorists with throbbing blue eyes.

Posted by: maverick muse at July 22, 2011 08:04 AM (lpWVn)

280 That picture of the Hildabeast on Drudge is awful. Where are her breastacles? Looks like they have fallen into her groinal region.

Ye gods.  20 years ago, she was passable, but I saw a pic recently and she looks horrible.  That Drudge pic makes her look like she went full-blown lesbian aunt.

Posted by: nickless at July 22, 2011 08:04 AM (MMC8r)

281 Just had a smoke break with a very liberal friend of mine. She was bemoaning Norway's lax immigration policy. I am having cognitive dissonance out the wazoo right now.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 22, 2011 08:04 AM (h1p5V)

282

@297

1. possible voters - most governments of the western world are left leaning. If they buy them off early, they'll have a stable voting block forever (hello black vote which for the dems in a bad year is 92%)

2. Guilt. Left leaning people once again think that they are better people for all the compassion they give these groups.  

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2011 08:06 AM (NCw5u)

283 It doesn't look like it was a holiday...



I did a quick check to see if the explosion happened during one of the muslim prayer times, figuring it might be timed to miss the observant believers safely in their mosques.

It didn't seem to sync up with the afternoon prayers, but that whole "tiem to pray again!" thing for muslims gets pretty involved.  My ciphering might just be off.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2011 08:06 AM (EeYDk)

284 290 Does Norway have conceal carry? We do. Posted by: Citizens of Murfreesborough. at July 22, 2011 11:59 AM (ZDUD4) Bombs? You betcha!

Posted by: Mohammed Olsen at July 22, 2011 08:08 AM (kUaEF)

285 The Norwegians acted stupidly.

Posted by: Marmo the Greater at July 22, 2011 08:09 AM (InrkQ)

286 Is Norway another one of those European countries that will no longer be majority Norwegian... or even White... within another generation? What makes Europeans in particular so prone to ethnic suicide, anyway??

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 22, 2011 08:10 AM (kUaEF)

287 Big Sis won't waste the crisis.

Beware the white terrorists with throbbing blue eyes.

Posted by: maverick muse at July 22, 2011 12:04 PM (lpWVn)

^ This

After all she's gotta protect all those poor innocent Muzzies*  People of Color  from the backlash that never* always happens after these things.

* One more slip like that, Smith, and its Room 101 for you! -O'Brien

Posted by: Nighthawk at July 22, 2011 08:11 AM (OtQXp)

288 Never bring a cartoon to a car bomb fight

Posted by: cherry π at July 22, 2011 08:12 AM (OhYCU)

289 #302 I have that on an usually weekly basis with my English mother in law. She's very liberal, but will say that it's immigration that has ruined Britain.

Posted by: Madame Queen at July 22, 2011 08:13 AM (5rYzF)

290 310, I can see the muzztards taking a shot at Prince William and his new bride. I wonder what the outcome of something like that would be.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 08:18 AM (ZDUD4)

291 Never bring a cartoon to a car bomb fight
Posted by: cherry π

excellent

Posted by: maverick muse at July 22, 2011 08:21 AM (lpWVn)

292 311 310, I can see the muzztards taking a shot at Prince William and his new bride. I wonder what the outcome of something like that would be.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 22, 2011 12:18 PM (ZDUD4)
///
Hmmmm, would Prince Chuck willingly sacrifice a son for the Cause?

Posted by: SFGoth at July 22, 2011 08:22 AM (dZ756)

293 A man disguised as a police officer began shooting where prime minister Jens Stoltenberg was attending a Labour party conference at Utoya, Stoltenberg has just confirmed. He said there is a 'critical and serious situation' where he is (but he is safe). He was speaking on the phone to Norwegian TV station TV2.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 22, 2011 08:24 AM (JKe0g)

294

Anybody know where Dori, Nori, Ori, Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur are?

Bloody Dwarves.

Posted by: King Thranduil at July 22, 2011 08:24 AM (40Ex+)

295 does anybody think that the mooslumbs will push just a little too hard, and there will be a very, very ugly backlash?  In which country? 

Posted by: model_1066 at July 22, 2011 08:25 AM (2j/Mv)

296 279 I nominate Mullah Omar for the Nobel Peace Prize

Mullah Omar is just as deserving of a Nobel Laureate as Paul Krugman....

Posted by: Buddha at July 22, 2011 08:26 AM (Ehkdx)

297

Posted by: model_1066 at July 22, 2011 12:25 PM

Probably the Netherlands, they're already passing laws banning multiculturalism.

Posted by: Bob The Cimmerian at July 22, 2011 08:30 AM (40Ex+)

298 Welcome to the party, pal........

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at July 22, 2011 08:31 AM (W9HiJ)

299

BREAKING:

FoxNews.com is reporting that Sky News is reporting that there have been shots fired at a children's summer camp in Norway.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2011 08:32 AM (gTGz3)

300 A friend of mine is a ContiUnited pilot who is actually in Oslo and took pix of the building -- he heard the explosion from not too far away.  He lives in NYC and was there on 9/11, so, stay away from him.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 22, 2011 08:37 AM (dZ756)

301 Norway latest:

Breaking: Man disguised as a police officer opens fire indiscriminately at youth camp on island.

SWAT team enroute in choppers.

Premier: "Serious situation"

Developing...

http://www.vg.no/

Posted by: okkelo at July 22, 2011 08:40 AM (/uZmq)

302 Breaking: Man disguised as a police officer opens fire indiscriminately at youth camp on island.

  Well if it is only one man that could be a disgruntled person.Was the Prime Minister there? If so then it would be awfully coincidental.

Posted by: Donna at July 22, 2011 08:43 AM (zanu2)

303 They're actually going Full Beslan?

You don't never go Full Beslan.

Posted by: nickless at July 22, 2011 08:43 AM (MMC8r)

304 Oslo shot first!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2011 08:44 AM (4q5tP)

305 Ok, co-worker just found out about the bombing. His 9 year old son is on a cruise with his grandparents with ports of call in Norway. He has no idea what the itinerary is where they might be right now.

He is sick with worry and fear. Pray for him, morons.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at July 22, 2011 08:50 AM (OonVm)

306

There are 700 people on the island camp. At 5.20 pm ambulance personel were told not to proceed out to the island because there was still shooting there. One Labour youth member tweeted: "We are sitting down by the beach. A man is shotting clothed in a police uniform. Help us! When are the police coming to help us!"

Police stormtroopers are about to land on Utoya island from helicopters. Shooting still going on. Eyewitness describes shooting from his position on the mainland: "There is a little war going on out there"

Posted by: cherry π at July 22, 2011 08:54 AM (OhYCU)

307 Ok, good news. The cruise ship was supposed to be in Oslo today, but due to rough seas, they altered their itinerary and were elsewhere. His boy is safe and sound.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at July 22, 2011 09:01 AM (OonVm)

308

Am I the only one who wonders if ths post shouldn't be stickied at the top?

Sure, the attacks could be one lone nutcase unassociated with "terrorism" but...c'mon, what are the chances?

Posted by: As If... at July 22, 2011 09:05 AM (LyOUH)

309 So I phoned the Chief Imam of Norway and asked him about the bombing and he said "Islam is the religion of peace" and as the tears rolled down my cheeks I promised him I'd allow a mosque to be made in the center of the government cafeteria and that would be shut down on Fridays to allow for prayers except for those unclean, menstruating tools of sin.
:=(

Posted by: drew drewsson, p.m. of norway at July 22, 2011 09:07 AM (oUG6f)

310 Where can we all send money so they open more mosques in Oslo so we can avert this kind of miscommunication in the future?

Posted by: cherry π at July 22, 2011 09:15 AM (OhYCU)

311 post shouldn't be stickied at the top What are you, a scientist? We're lucky to have non-italicized posts and working comments here. Don't get all greedy.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 22, 2011 09:15 AM (JKe0g)

312 CARTOONS

NRK is reporting that an unknown group called “Helpers of the Global Jihad” have posted a message that this is only the beginning of the reaction to Norwegian periodicals publishing the Muhammed cartoons

Posted by: cherry π at July 22, 2011 09:18 AM (OhYCU)

313 Where can we all send money so they open more mosques in Oslo so we can avert this kind of miscommunication in the future?
All checks should be made to
P.M. Drew Drewsson
c/o The Crescent of Remembrance Mosque
69 Neville Chamberlain Memorial Street
Oslo, Norway 18169

Posted by: drew drewsson, p.m. of norway at July 22, 2011 09:18 AM (oUG6f)

314 Now people - don't jump to conclusions.

So we have an island full of kids and unarmed adults.

Terrorists call that 'jackpot', and it is my biggest concern here. Gun-free zones = fish in a barrel.

Posted by: blindside at July 22, 2011 09:34 AM (3Uns6)

315 Good point, Irene

Posted by: As If... at July 22, 2011 09:36 AM (LyOUH)

316 We hear you and we are sorry!

Posted by: Norway at July 22, 2011 10:03 AM (JKX4x)

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