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September 15, 2011

Fed Up SCOAMF Stutters When He's Mad, Bro
— Dave in Texas

Off-script, and fumbly.

(also, I wouldn'ta said "fed up". Just sayin)

I haven't seen a performance this bad since Matt Damon in The King's Speech

Either Congress gets it done, or if Congress doesnÂ’t get it done, people know exactly whatÂ’s holding it upÂ…

This is Super O's plan to avoid blame for the economy. A last ditch, 47 yard pass flung into the air while he's being knocked ass over teacup, a super good "oh I tried" fairy tale.

Go play some golf. You suck at acting too.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:09 AM | Comments (131)
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1 Matt Damon in The King's Speech? Either you're a very eclectic theatre-hopper or you bring your own beer...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 14, 2011 05:59 PM (qvify)

2 "National emergency?"

What the fuck? Is this stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure (SCOAMF) going to declare martial law?

Posted by: Colonel Kilgore at September 14, 2011 06:01 PM (LH6ir)

3 my gawd..... he sounds like evil Bill Cosby in that speech....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2011 06:03 PM (ffV1/)

4 Can someone transcribe? I hate listening to the stammering* clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

*Stuttering is a medical condition, Obama is just a dunderpate.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 14, 2011 06:03 PM (Tpbu+)

5 WTF I remember the I won comment. What a fuckface. He really is losin it..

Posted by: lou at September 14, 2011 06:03 PM (R21xD)

6 This was the longest I have listened to him. Desperado.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 06:04 PM (baL2B)

7 Mumblefuck is really bringing the stuttering to the Clusterfuck. All he can do is recite the bullshit that he's pulling, clumsily attributing it to the opposition. A miserable failure, indeed.

Posted by: Attack watch at September 14, 2011 06:04 PM (STTZD)

8 Wow. The greatest orator. Ever. Sociopath.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 14, 2011 06:06 PM (AZGON)

9 Get in their faces, Mr President Jello Pudding Pop.

Posted by: Warden at September 14, 2011 06:07 PM (k/lkp)

10 What rough beast, his hour come round at last, Stutters toward Hawaii to be born?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2011 06:07 PM (PLHIl)

11 Short version: Everyone is unreasonable but me. ME. IT'S MY BINKY!!!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 14, 2011 06:07 PM (AZGON)

12 I do it ferrr meeeeeee!

Posted by: Ivan Drago at September 14, 2011 06:07 PM (sXEK3)

13 Every night and every morn Some to misery are born Every morn and every night Some are born to pout like a sullen Aspie

Posted by: Not Really William Blake at September 14, 2011 06:09 PM (AZGON)

14 He is ready to take those Sons of Bitches out. This would almost be funny if not for Obama being the one that has fucked up everything. Redistribution, strangling regulation, Union deals, Green Energy scams, taking over healthcare & student loans, cash for clunkers, wants more tax hikes - do I need to do on? What a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure..... So this dickweed is going to run on the "blame it on Republicans" platform for 2012. Did I say that Obama was a - Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure?

Posted by: izoneguy at September 14, 2011 06:09 PM (i6Neb)

15 This is what an aging socialist hipster president looks like. Kids, stay off drugs.

Posted by: dogfish at September 14, 2011 06:09 PM (N2yhW)

16 Notice he's initially working the Sutherin puh reachah accent in this clip, as opposed to the "just folks" g droppin'. Then he goes full breathalyzer/inhalator jabber jaw, as apparently his teleprompter went wonky.

Yawn. King Putt is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. And his small bag o' tricks is now officially empty.

Freakin' douche.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at September 14, 2011 06:09 PM (g4eT2)

17 5 WTF I remember the I won comment. What a fuckface. He really is losin it..

Barky lost it a long time ago...

Posted by: Foole In The Rain at September 14, 2011 06:47 PM (BkQvr)

18 I suspect Barry is going to spend a lot of time in the next few months watching that documentary about his 2008 win.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 15, 2011 04:22 AM (FkKjr)

19 "Either Congress gets it done, or if Congress doesnÂ’t get it done, people know exactly whatÂ’s holding it upÂ…" Isn't that from Pericles' famed Funeral Oration during the Peloponnesian War?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 15, 2011 04:23 AM (niZvt)

20 IF you love him, you'll give me the money.

Illinoisians needs those funds, baby, bad. Children in schools can't breath. Teachers are on food stamps. We got pensions to fund.

Love him, love us. Bail-outs for blue-states. Er..I mean...jobs for Americans!

Posted by: Guvnah Pat Quinn at September 15, 2011 04:25 AM (JZBti)

21 I did not know that he stuttered. Why didn't someone, anyone, tell me???

Posted by: cherry π at September 15, 2011 04:25 AM (OhYCU)

22 *pointing and laughing* Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 15, 2011 04:26 AM (4df7R)

23 But I saw His image in a piece of toast this morning!

Posted by: SCRednek at September 15, 2011 04:26 AM (AFi9e)

24 @23: that's funny! I was shocked to see Obama's image this morning too! Right before I flushed it...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 15, 2011 04:27 AM (niZvt)

25 OT: 46 million in poverty That's what happens when you are unemployed. WTFenomics!!!

Posted by: cherry π at September 15, 2011 04:28 AM (OhYCU)

26 Slightly OT, but a few friends are repeatedly reporting themselves on ATTAAAAAAACK WAAAAAAATCH for saying the web design sucks, selecting the source as 'website' and uploading the ATTAAAAAAACK WAAAAAAATCH main page in the docs upload field...

Also, Obama, you mad bro? *trollface*

Posted by: Ranba Ral at September 15, 2011 04:28 AM (G99e4)

27 A 30 second spot about a product I have no interest in before a 47 second video?
How about a warning, because I wouldn't have clicked.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 15, 2011 04:29 AM (HBqDo)

28 I'd accuse him on fearmongering but nobody is afraid of this stuttering creampuff.

Posted by: Joffen at September 15, 2011 04:29 AM (EPcuy)

29 @#2.. you know.. he IS tempted to do things himself.

Posted by: UGrev at September 15, 2011 04:29 AM (862vz)

30 16 King Putt

I find your statements, SIR, to be offensive and raaaaaaacist against Egypitans and golfers.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at September 15, 2011 04:30 AM (G99e4)

31 I'd accuse him on fearmongering but nobody is afraid of this stuttering creampuff.

Except John Boehner.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 15, 2011 04:32 AM (FkKjr)

32 Dave in Texas, I distinctly heard "boy" in your OP. I'll be reporting you to the AttackkkkkkkkWaffen. You should renounce yourself.

Posted by: The Hammer at September 15, 2011 04:32 AM (7WMGf)

33 O/T: I put this in the last thread, guess which GOP candidate won the coveted Michael Moore vote?

Posted by: Joffen at September 15, 2011 04:33 AM (EPcuy)

34 Sorry but I just can't bring myself to listen to this asshole early in the AM.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 15, 2011 04:33 AM (i6RpT)

35 I saw a movie called Limitless recently with Bradley Cooper. Not to give away the movie, but I think Obama ran out of NZT.

Posted by: JJ at September 15, 2011 04:34 AM (Rpip5)

He's really losing it. Far cry from the Hope and Change in 2008.

I thought he was gonna cry.

Posted by: Spiker at September 15, 2011 04:37 AM (Y227l)

37 But the fool on the hill, Sees the sun going down, And the eyes in his head, See the world spinning 'round.

Posted by: Andy at September 15, 2011 04:38 AM (z6jMn)

38 Looks like I picked the wrong day top stop huffing Gardisil.

Posted by: Barack.Obama at September 15, 2011 04:38 AM (hyP1j)

39 The One Trick Pony goes pork-backed riding again. Hiyo Suieeee!

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2011 04:39 AM (ENKCw)

40 Drudge has 'developing' headline of big jump in jobless numbers. Looking like today won't be much better for the SCOAMF...

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 15, 2011 04:41 AM (1hLHC)

The radio was playing this this morning before dawn when my alarm went off. I almost broke the lamp, the clock, the phone, the window, my nook, etc beating the crap out of the nightstand in the dark trying to get it turned off.

However, I was then wide awake an hour early so I had to find something to do. I'll have to explain to Mr Dagny why he was called into service surprisingly early.

Posted by: dagny at September 15, 2011 04:41 AM (TRf8/)

42 I'll have to explain to Mr Dagny why he was called into service surprisingly early. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ You predator!

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 15, 2011 04:43 AM (1hLHC)

43 can this approach possibly hold up for another 14 months? the CEO blaming the mopes on the loading dock for the company's poor performance? I guess leading from behind is in this guy's DNA.

Posted by: mark c at September 15, 2011 04:46 AM (SBIko)

44 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is at home this morning at September 15, 2011 04:48 AM (KxyHe)

If you Love me Vote for me. Not sure that's gonna fit on a bumper sticker.

Posted by: Marie at September 15, 2011 04:48 AM (W7Seu)

46 BIG JUMP IN JOBLESS CLAIMS... DEVELOPING...

Posted by: cherry π at September 15, 2011 04:49 AM (OhYCU)

47 Things are going to get real ugly between now and Jan 2012.

Posted by: MarkC at September 15, 2011 04:49 AM (yPPVC)

48 I have to go out of my way to fire up IE with flash video loaded to watch this.

It isn't worth it to see puke face.

Posted by: Vic at September 15, 2011 04:51 AM (M9Ie6)

Obama 2012: Because Employed People are Greedy

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is at home this morning at September 15, 2011 04:51 AM (KxyHe)

50 Ok, I'll be back after I walk my 4 miles. Today's high 76 so this should be nicer than usual (as long as those darn fawns don't startle me again...).

Posted by: dagny at September 15, 2011 04:51 AM (TRf8/)

51 Those were NC State students he was talking to, right? They're probably just happy that he's not Debbie Yow.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 15, 2011 04:52 AM (RKzwg)

52 428,000 new claims "surprising"

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 15, 2011 04:52 AM (KwL7a)

</i428,000 new claims "surprising"</i>

Certainly it' surprising. It is always surprising when you live in a fantasy world where command-and-control economies are successful, and that darn real world imposes itself upon your nice, comforting delusions.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is at home this morning at September 15, 2011 04:55 AM (KxyHe)

54 Well, if he had not extended the unemployment benefits for his teleprompter...

Posted by: Elize Nayden at September 15, 2011 04:55 AM (v49dF)

55 Barry's grammar sucks, too. Every speech, TOTUS or not, instead of "an", Barry uses the article "a" prior to a noun beginning with a vowel while feigning his Ivy League mode. /Given the penchant for anarchy, rules don't apply to god./

While stuck on vowels, Mitt stutters on his all the time while collecting his thought.

Posted by: James Carville at September 15, 2011 04:55 AM (lpWVn)

56 WTFenomics

Posted by: cherry π at September 15, 2011 04:55 AM (OhYCU)

57 To all you former Obama supporters, I'll give you a let on your compassion. On common sense, you're down love forty. If you still like him you have a hole in your racket.

Posted by: katarax at September 15, 2011 04:56 AM (rp2Rc)

58 "So this dickweed is going to run on the "blame it on Republicans" platform for 2012. " Did you expect something else?

Posted by: Mandy P., Teahadi from Hobbitton at September 15, 2011 04:56 AM (qFpRI)

59 What? He's right.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 15, 2011 04:57 AM (F5OMl)

60 Claims up 11,000 over last week... Expectations were for an increase of 'only' 1,000... Fun times...

Posted by: Tom at September 15, 2011 04:58 AM (bgzAd)

61 Get in their faces, Mr President Jello Pudding Pop.

mmm, mmm, mmm
Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: James Carville at September 15, 2011 04:59 AM (lpWVn)

62 I heard that Obama once spit on a US flag while using a copy of the US Constitution to light a joint, and then proceeded to borrow 6 trillion dollars.... Fight the smears!

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 15, 2011 05:00 AM (sXEK3)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is at home this morning at September 15, 2011 08:55 AM (KxyHe)

Yea and CPI is double what they expected and manufacturing declines for 4th straight month. Good times/

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 15, 2011 05:00 AM (KwL7a)

64 Y'all! He is really super mad at us!

Posted by: BigDaddy1964 at September 15, 2011 05:00 AM (6649A)

OT- Perry Leads In FL according to Insider Advantage

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at September 15, 2011 05:01 AM (yAor6)

66 You down with cry-bab-y ... yeah you know me!!

Posted by: Obambi at September 15, 2011 05:02 AM (GvYeG)

67 Barry: And if you dont go to your congressman i will campaign against the do-nothing-American People!

Posted by: Elize Nayden at September 15, 2011 05:02 AM (v49dF)

68 21 IF you love him, you'll give me the money.

Illinoisians needs those funds, baby, bad. Children in schools can't breath. Teachers are on food stamps. We got pensions to fund.

Love him, love us. Bail-outs for blue-states. Er..I mean...jobs for Americans!
Its not a bail out, its colonialiazation of red States to pay for the failures of blue States. Its why they hate the Electoral College.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 15, 2011 05:02 AM (0M3AQ)

69 Gee, it's almost as if he has no idea what he's doing and is just lashing-out randomly trying to distract attention to what a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure hie is.

Posted by: DocJ at September 15, 2011 05:03 AM (3e2ou)

70 I heard Obama shaves his pubic hair and dances around listening to the song Goodbye Horses. Fight the smears!

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 15, 2011 05:03 AM (sXEK3)

71 President Tailspin

Posted by: weew at September 15, 2011 05:03 AM (7RbIF)

72 68 Y'all! He is really super mad at us! Yep. Do you think anyone in his life is happy with him? Outside of Carney and Reggie Love.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 15, 2011 05:04 AM (0M3AQ)

73 Pass the bill we much.

Posted by: SCFoaMF at September 15, 2011 05:04 AM (W7Seu)

74 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is at home this morning at September 15, 2011 08:48 AM

Sorry, bro, but Osama Obama has well and truly jumped the shark, crossed the line, vaulted the precipice....

He is now a full-fledged stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. Being all nice and using the * is no longer an option.

There comes a time when you have to face the facts.

Sorry, Ace....

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 15, 2011 05:04 AM (YjjrR)

75 OBAMA 2012: PASS THIS BILL SO CHILDREN CAN BREATH

Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 15, 2011 05:06 AM (0M3AQ)

76 Obama has made himself the Troll no one wants.

A lot of people saw through his emperor has no clothes routine from his onset.

As things go now, everyone sees him for what he is -- which isn't to say that he's without allies.

Posted by: James Carville at September 15, 2011 05:07 AM (lpWVn)

77 Obama '12: Pass My Gas so you can't breath.

Posted by: James Carville at September 15, 2011 05:09 AM (lpWVn)

78 "If you love me, keep my commandments"
"If you love me, pass this bill"
He's told us who he thinks he is. I think we have a problem.

Posted by: tubal at September 15, 2011 05:09 AM (BoE3Z)

79 Our national narcissist is in meltdown mode. The Great Odogma is still clueless to fact that the ever increasing opposition to his ideological transforming of America is about refusing to submit to his freedom killing policies. EVERYTHING emanating from the Democrat Apparatchik is now about Big Brother/Nanny State control and domination. Protecting the middle class, what a crock of crap!

Posted by: Greg at September 15, 2011 05:12 AM (fBm8S)

80 If we were worried about Obama's loyalties, you'd wonder who all has open access to Obama out of doors, unwilling to leave a White House Lincoln Bedroom entry on the books.

Posted by: James Carville at September 15, 2011 05:12 AM (lpWVn)

81 You know he's serious when he starts dropping his 'g's. He did the whispery-serious voice too.

Hold me, I'm scared.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 15, 2011 05:13 AM (3p99J)

82 A second stimulus that is half the value of the first one (that failed miserably) is a sure fire win you racist camp bait!!

Posted by: AttackWatch! at September 15, 2011 05:13 AM (McHnx)

83 This guy is like a fish in a barrell. All he knows how to do is swim in circles, sometimes faster, sometimes slower, but circles nonetheless. Play book could be written on a match book cover.

Posted by: The Remorseless War Chicken at September 15, 2011 05:13 AM (OlN4e)

84 I think we have a problem.

I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Posted by: Jareth Obama at September 15, 2011 05:15 AM (lpWVn)

85 3 my gawd..... he sounds like evil Bill Cosby in that speech.... Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2011 10:03 PM (ffV1/) EVIL BILL COSBY - +1,000. That is a fuckin' keeper!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2011 05:18 AM (UlUS4)

86 He really does have a gift for public speaking. Just ask him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 15, 2011 05:19 AM (1Jaio)

87 I think we have a problem.

"Houston, we have a problem."

America's investment in the space station is gifted to Russia.
NASA is gifted to Muslim outreach programs.
Houston loses NASA but gains ghetto pork.
Thank you, Missah Prezdent.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at September 15, 2011 05:19 AM (lpWVn)

88 Go play some golf. You suck at acting too.

Now that you mentioned it, I'm betting Barry Nicklaus won't hit the course again between now and Nov. 2012. At least I'll know what's really important to him.

Posted by: rockhead at September 15, 2011 05:19 AM (ZMHGo)

89 By the way that's not a negative sign; it's a hyphen. Otherwise it would read -+ 1,000 which would be ridiculous. Like a certain SCOAMF/Evil Bill Cosby who shall remain nameless.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2011 05:19 AM (UlUS4)

90 Barack is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 15, 2011 05:21 AM (e8T35)

91 and by er ah "Congress" I want er yyy-yyyy-ou to know I mean Harry um Reid....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 15, 2011 05:22 AM (AEIYh)

92 The Great Odogma

#86 Greg

Bingo!

I am not an ideologue.
I do not play party politics.
Now you see me. Now you don't.

Posted by: Pimpus Bluffy Odogma at September 15, 2011 05:22 AM (lpWVn)

93 Eat your peas Pass this bill I sometimes wish I could do what I wanted without congress I won Just a short list of statements where it seems he thinks we work for him and not the other way around.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 15, 2011 05:23 AM (sXEK3)

94 Actually, SCOAMF is neither clean nor articulate as it turns out.

_{....and the DOJ needs about 6 months of pressure washing.}

Posted by: ontherocks at September 15, 2011 05:24 AM (HBqDo)

95 Go play some golf. You suck at acting too.

Hogging the Country Club to myself, evicting members from the course.
They hate me. They really hate me.

Posted by: Pimpus Bluffy Odogma at September 15, 2011 05:24 AM (lpWVn)

96 I haven't seen a performance this bad since Matt Damon in The King's Speech

I thought that was Brian Dennehy

Posted by: No Whining at September 15, 2011 05:25 AM (Ulyg2)

97 and by er ah "Congress" I want er yyy-yyyy-ou to know I mean Harry um Reid....

my "special" congress of 12 disciples

Posted by: Pimpus Bluffy Odogma at September 15, 2011 05:25 AM (lpWVn)

98 Get in their faces, Mr President Jello Pudding Pop.

All right, that made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: toby928™ at September 15, 2011 05:27 AM (GTbGH)

99 I'm m-mad, b-bro.

Posted by: Colin Firth at September 15, 2011 05:27 AM (4sQwu)

100 ...my first word must be one of praise for the enterprise, enthusiasm and hard work that has made it possible. ...when this country was still under the cloud of a long industrial depression. Best means to avoiding trouble is to provide against it. New enterprise is the safest insurance against the return of depression.

Posted by: George VI, King's Speech at September 15, 2011 05:33 AM (lpWVn)

101 If only "those people" would be as non-partisan as Barely the SCOAMF, we'd get something done!

Posted by: Marmo at September 15, 2011 05:38 AM (InrkQ)

102 His biggest lie in all this bawling? That he's been fighting to improve employment during the past two and one-half years ...

Posted by: No Whining at September 15, 2011 05:39 AM (Ulyg2)

103

You down with wh-i-ney ... yeah you know me!!!!

Posted by: Obambi at September 15, 2011 05:43 AM (GvYeG)

104 I just thought of a great party game. Everyone can pass around a laptop with an internet connection and take turns denouncing one another on attackwatch. Points can be awarded for originality, obscenity and overall laughs. At theend, everyone denounces the host for hosting the party.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 15, 2011 05:48 AM (326rv)

105 I denounce my iPhone ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 15, 2011 05:50 AM (GvYeG)

106 If you love me, keep my commandments...

Posted by: Cricket at September 15, 2011 05:52 AM (DrC22)

107 I'm not really a joke, you know.

Posted by: The Peter Principle at September 15, 2011 06:00 AM (GTbGH)

108 When he points his finger toward the end and says, "You have folks who are purposely dividing the nation," I couldn't help but remember what my mom use to say to us kids growing up - "Whenever you point a finger remember, there are three more pointing back at you."

Posted by: 57 states at September 15, 2011 06:04 AM (ginGE)

109 115 "I'm not really a joke, you know." Posted by: The Peter Principle at September 15, 2011 10:00 AM (GTbGH) Yeh, well I'd say America's been Petered enuff.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 15, 2011 06:04 AM (niZvt)

110

"Fed up"..........isn't that the title of Rick Perry's book?

Heh.

Obama wants his "Gimmie More Money" bill passed before we can find out where all the money went from his other stimulus bill......and he thinks we're too stupid to figure this out.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 15, 2011 06:05 AM (1AXEE)

111 We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

Posted by: Barky LePetomane at September 15, 2011 06:30 AM (ehEyA)

112 If Dick had revealed this temperament during the last big election, he would never have won the primary, much less the general. Don't think anyone was fainting at this speech.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 15, 2011 06:41 AM (AZGON)

113 I have a gift, Harry.

Posted by: Prezident Post Turtle at September 15, 2011 06:48 AM (3Okgs)

114 40% of stuttering clusterfarks strongly approve.

Posted by: kansas at September 15, 2011 06:53 AM (mka2b)

115 National emergencies typically wait until after vacay.

Posted by: kansas at September 15, 2011 06:54 AM (mka2b)

116 If Dick had revealed this temperament during the last big election, he would never have won the primary, much less the general.

Eh, he strongly hinted at it with the passive-aggressive middle finger to Hillary crap in the '08 primaries. I gotta go with Denny Green on this one: the SCOAMF is exactly who we thought he was.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2011 06:55 AM (tqwMN)

117 Notice the confused blinking as he desperately tries to recall what his advisors have told him is the sure fire way to get America to love him again. The stuttering as the nicotine pangs set in. Unity, country, non-partisan! I'm fed up with everything being someone else's fault! That loss in NY? Not my fault! 9.1% unemployment? Booosh and divisive partisans! I could be off golfing right now in Costa del Sol but instead here I am trying to bring the country together!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 15, 2011 06:55 AM (neFft)

118 Stuttering clusterlameduck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 15, 2011 06:57 AM (neFft)

119 Hey ....watch that not swearing, you.

Posted by: eleven at September 15, 2011 07:06 AM (7DB+a)

120 Fed up? You want fed up? Actually Obozo is barely smart enough to ask, "Do you want fries with that?"

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 15, 2011 07:27 AM (3ESDJ)

121 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.It cannot be said enough.

Posted by: steevy at September 15, 2011 07:43 AM (fyOgS)

122 Why didn't he call for a balance approach?

Posted by: Ace in the hole (well not Ace) at September 15, 2011 07:54 AM (qxcKC)

123 Somebody tell me why the market is up.

Posted by: kansas at September 15, 2011 08:00 AM (mka2b)

124 Boehner should say unequivocally that he will give Obama's bill a vote - right after it passes the Senate.

Posted by: motionview at September 15, 2011 08:11 AM (zRbkQ)

125 Its the Joooooos Obama.

Blame it on the evil Joooooos!

I'm waiting for that rant to come out of his pie hole any day now.

Posted by: mpfs. TPT at September 15, 2011 08:35 AM (iYbLN)

126 The Great Orator.

As if.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 15, 2011 08:39 AM (YFrne)

127 Have a Coke and a smile and STFU, Jugears.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at September 15, 2011 08:41 AM (lNGfM)

128 I don't think Bill Cosby likes Obama much, but what do I know?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 15, 2011 08:41 AM (lNGfM)

129 Sounds like he had one shot too many of that 'Liquid Whore' before he got on stage.

Posted by: Speller at September 15, 2011 09:09 AM (J74Py)

130 Shameless. Lying. Prick.

Posted by: red speck at September 15, 2011 04:34 PM (hcRaZ)

131 Stuttering SCOAMF of a miserable failure . . .

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at September 16, 2011 06:19 PM (c0gkj)

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