October 02, 2011
— Guest Blogger Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, thinks we're headed for a billionaire exodus. While this might be welcome news for the thousands of innocent straw men that have been needlessly slaughtered in teleprompter speechifying over the past few years, the good folks over at the IRS probably aren't thrilled.
So, where will they be going? Belize? Switzerland? Nope.
In the old days, every member of the middle class thought he or she had a chance of becoming rich. In that sort of optimistic environment, you don't want to urinate in the pool that you hope to someday swim in. But lately there's more fatalism in the air, thanks to our crushing debt and the hobo militias that I assume are forming all over the country. The middle class will soon trade their unrealistic dreams of wealth for the opportunity to transfer money from total strangers to themselves—a process often referred to as fairness. That's when the rich will get serious about an escape plan, just like the brave little sea creatures billions of years ago.But where can the rich go? Their choices include nations that have swarms of malaria-infested mosquitoes, bad TV, deadly climates, decapitation issues, French people, bland food and other signs of inhospitableness. When you consider these factors plus wars, pollution, terrorism, floods, droughts, earthquakes and tornadoes, I think you'll agree that most of the surveyed land on Earth is unfit for fancy people.
This is where technology trends come in. We've already entered the era of megaships, including plans for island-size vessels with permanent homes and businesses. We'll soon see rapid advances in high-speed Internet for seafaring vessels, floating fisheries, hydroponic gardens, energy generated from waves, and desalination. The only other element needed to trigger mass migration of the wealthy to the oceans is a financial motive. If a billionaire can escape taxation by leaving his dirt-based country behind, he'll save more than enough money to pay for his floating fortress of awesomeness.
Okay, but what about the rest of us? What if I want to aimlessly drift along the North Atlantic Current until global warming shuts it all down? Well, there's always Seasteading if you can handle being trapped on a floating libertarian utopia with a bunch of yammering Paulbots. Otherwise, it looks like we'll have to go with makeshift rafts. I'm told Glenn Beck's non-hybrid survival seeds will grow in the open ocean, though. So that's a plus.

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Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at October 02, 2011 09:49 AM (P+OD8)
Posted by: joncelli at October 02, 2011 09:49 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BillyBob at October 02, 2011 09:50 AM (F0Pf9)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 02, 2011 09:50 AM (FYUWS)
There's one problem with the left's never-ending desire to TAX THE RICH.
You could remove every penny from the "rich" and give it to the government and it wouldn't make much of a dent in our debt. Then what? The engines of our economy will be gone and we will descend into real poverty.
& All for what? So that the democrats can have their precious "fairness".
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 02, 2011 09:54 AM (0fzsA)
"The middle class will soon trade their unrealistic dreams of wealth for the opportunity to transfer money from total strangers to themselves—a process often referred to as fairness."
Damnit, Scott Adams, stop making me almost like you.
Posted by: JDTAY at October 02, 2011 09:58 AM (d5HLJ)
The democrats seem to be clueless about stimulating jobs. The left's only answer is to hire government zombies to make the rest of our lives miserable by paying the zombies to think of new and clever ways to kill-off the private sector through vilification and punitive taxation.
A vicious cycle that only helps push the US into a quasi-neo-fascist state where unaccountable over-paid government workers can bully the rest of us around using our own money to do it.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 02, 2011 09:59 AM (0fzsA)
And I think we can lay the blame for this fully at the feet of our public education system that turns out people who cannot think deeper than their emotions.
Posted by: KG at October 02, 2011 09:59 AM (LD21B)
Posted by: joncelli at October 02, 2011 10:01 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Looking Glass at October 02, 2011 10:04 AM (13vLp)
@11
Good point. Might have to find another planet with thrones that have a different gravitational pull.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 02, 2011 10:06 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 02, 2011 10:07 AM (FYUWS)
Gonna make a fortune I tells ya!
Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at October 02, 2011 10:07 AM (O76/K)
Posted by: Jimmah at October 02, 2011 10:09 AM (g9KCn)
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 02, 2011 10:10 AM (cbyrC)
Posted by: Errol at October 02, 2011 10:11 AM (vewos)
Posted by: tom sea cruise at October 02, 2011 10:13 AM (FduBR)
Just a reminder to the rich though - it is a federal crime to expatriate in order to avoid taxes. Google "expatriation tax".
They have all the angles covered.
Posted by: Jimmah at October 02, 2011 10:14 AM (g9KCn)
"Okay, but what about the rest of us? What if I want to aimlessly drift along the North Atlantic Current until global warming shuts it all down? Well, there's always Seasteading if you can handle being trapped on a floating libertarian utopia with a bunch of yammering Paulbots. Otherwise, it looks like we'll have to go with makeshift rafts. I'm told Glenn Beck's non-hybrid survival seeds will grow in the open ocean, though. So that's a plus."
wow, someone is a bit confused about who the enemy is...
Posted by: shoey at October 02, 2011 10:15 AM (m6OUa)
Posted by: shoey at October 02, 2011 10:17 AM (m6OUa)
How can it not dawn on these shits that without business and the "rich" there isn't any future as a country? It doesn't take a degree in economics to see that destroying the producers will result in collapse......does it?
Posted by: irongrampa at October 02, 2011 10:21 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Doom at October 02, 2011 10:23 AM (1awZ0)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 02, 2011 02:21 PM (SAMxH)
What the hell are you talking about?
Posted by: California at October 02, 2011 10:23 AM (73tyQ)
Where would you find big enough thrones?
Posted by: JDTAY at October 02, 2011 02:01 PM (d5HLJ)
I feel sorry for the toilets in that house.
Posted by: MrCaniac worried at October 02, 2011 10:23 AM (eKuOw)
Hmmm. A post about ships and nautical cities immediately following a pic of a cute cheerleader in a sailor suit?
I see what you did there.
And it's working. Arrghh, me hardies...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at October 02, 2011 10:27 AM (d0Tfm)
They have all the angles covered.
Posted by: Jimmah at October 02, 2011 02:14 PM (g9KCn)
The exception to the rule is to seek shelter in a country not holding a reciprocal agreement for extradition. If the government changes, which they do frequently, you could be offered up as a prize for future gain. This is a risky bet.
Also, where do you park your money? The IRS exercises muscle throughout the world, and puts pressure on banks to give up their preferential customers for other considerations. The number of American's who believed Swiss privacy banking laws protected them from prying eyes, are now facing large fines and possible imprisonment.
The Marxist have us by the balls!
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Could swear I read the other day that Communist China (of all places) is one of the last places to put money outside of IRS jusrisdiction. As long as the particular Chinese bank has no branches inside the US.
Posted by: Jimmah at October 02, 2011 10:27 AM (g9KCn)
Hi everyone I'm a guy aged 23, throughout my life my political viewpoint has shifted quite a bit... after a few years time I discovered that I was a libertarian, so I become a libertarian for a few years, and suddenly Ron Paul came along and my faith in the system returned, sadly he wasn't elected so my faith went spiralling, oddly I moved on, I still like Ron Paul, but his policy is not my main political viewpoint. I have now become an anarchist with a lot of other things in it as well.
What I can bring to the Seasteading project: Well, I'm fairly adept with 3D applications (3Ds Max and Unity3D) if for some reason that is needed, the same goes for 2D applications (mainly Photoshop), besides that I like tinkering with different projects, especially environmentally friendly or in other senses better for the world as a whole. I also do a bit of leather working (the only way i can see that as being apply able to Seasteading is the ability to make water- and wind-proof clothing, though there are probably other applications) and lastly I'm a home brewer, I enjoy making meads and ciders with unusual though delicious flavours.
Logan
Seasteading Forums
"Hey, free buffet lunch!"
Circling school of hungry sharks
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 02, 2011 10:27 AM (EeYDk)
How about a taxation level that is fair to everyone.... Non-punitive and job-stimulating? Huh - democrats? Oh -we cannot have that - that WOULDN'T be "FAAAAIRRRR".
The truth is that the democrats are attempting (yet again) to funnel more money and private property from private citizens TO democrat cronies, donors and unions. Pure and simple. Look where it has got us. Piles of debt, record numbers of unaccountable bureaucrats with tax payer funded salaries and pensions, record unemployment, zero confidence, economic anemia, etc..
AND what to the democrats want? MORE!
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 02, 2011 10:28 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 10:29 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Dick the Durbin needs $5 campaign contributions at October 02, 2011 10:30 AM (A7PA8)
Posted by: Potato Bandit at October 02, 2011 10:32 AM (vj3id)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 10:33 AM (bxiXv)
damn it's getting crowded!
where's a white boy suppossed to hang his dingy?
after the left abandoned vietnam the term 'boat people' came into being
now they want to claim it?
Posted by: tom sea cruise at October 02, 2011 10:34 AM (FduBR)
@34
Heh. Missed that until I read the nic. It will come soon enough for California, I'm sure. I feel bad for those left there who aren't looters, too bad they'll have to go down with the rest.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 02, 2011 10:37 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: pawn at October 02, 2011 10:40 AM (iMsF6)
Again, it's freaking scary how closely the unfolding situation resembles Atlas Shrugged. In some cases, almost verbatim. If Obama is reelected. the process will accelerate imho. with Romney--same thing, slower rate.
Gray thoughts, for a gray day.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 02, 2011 10:42 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Potato Bandit at October 02, 2011 10:43 AM (vj3id)
Hi everyone I'm a guy aged 23, throughout my life my political viewpoint has shifted quite a bit...
Huh? What "life?" You're 23, which makes you about 6 years old in political terms. According to most psychologists, you have yet to reach the age of emotional maturity, which stood around the age of 26 ten years ago. And speaking of emotional maturity, given what we've seen of anarchists this weekend in NYC, that goal seems very far away for someone like you.
You claim to "bring something" to Seastead? How about the ability to repair a critical part of some machine that's essential to life on the high seas? Seems to me that that would be more inportant than your ability to make grog and be "environmentally responsible."
Good luck with that. You could've counted yourself lucky if you'd had an economics professor who actually understood free-market economics and the very real benefits of capitalism (see US, Twentieth Century as an example), but I'm certain that you had the same radial lefty, Socialist/Communist indoctrination overlord that taught our Clusterfuck-in-Chief, or a reasonable fascimilie thereof.
Be sure to eat a one of those new Snickers bars with peanut butter in it. I hear sharks like the taste a lot.
You would be less than useless aboard any ship, which said sharks would appreciate. You're also crunchy...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at October 02, 2011 10:45 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: logprof at October 02, 2011 10:48 AM (QaKuj)
btw, has Obama said a word about this Occupy joke? A single word? Do you think there's a chance that Napolitano is entertaining the notion that they're ripe for disastrous exploitation by seriously violence-prone opportunists? I mean, it would kind of reflect badly on her and all if the Metropolitan Life building blew up or whatever. Although hell, she might get to be the Chief Commandant of something if we make it to martial law.
Too much coffee, not enough exercise.
Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 10:49 AM (ymPoE)
the founding documents make the role of government in our society very clear, the governments function is to protect our persons, our property and our god-given rights.
it is not to prevent people from going where they want and living as they chose, so long as they do not harm others.
i reject the Statism of both the Left and the Right, i accept the level of Statism established at the founding of the republic and no more.
that doesn't make me an Anarchist, that makes me an Orginalist.
Posted by: shoey at October 02, 2011 10:49 AM (m6OUa)
Cuba. If your willing to kill about 20 guys, the place can be yours.
Posted by: pawn at October 02, 2011 02:40 PM
Heh. Nice weather, a beach, foxy locals, good cigars, and salsa dancing to boot.
Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 10:51 AM (ymPoE)
You know that Scott Adams is a total lefty, right? I love his comics,and I used to visit his blog but I finally had to stop 'cause the lefty brainwashing & bile was too much to handle.
He used to work for the phone company out in California, San Fran I believe, and was a unionized member of the workforce. That's where he got all his material about the total uselessness of working in a big company with lots of pointless meetings and all.
I think he's pulling everybody's leg here about how we should all move out to sea. Unless of course he (as a certified member of the rich) has recently purchased a boat and is taking sailing lessons.
Posted by: Boots at October 02, 2011 10:51 AM (neKzn)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 02, 2011 02:21 PM (SAMxH)
then she saw the answer; she saw the secret premise behind their words. with all of their noisy devotion to the age of science, their hysterically technological jargon, their cyclotrons, their sound rays, these men were moved forward, not by the image of an industrial skyline, but by the vision of that form of existence which the industrialists had swept away – the vision of a fat, unhygienic rajah of india, with vacant eyes staring in indolent stupor out of stagnant layers of flesh, with nothing to do but run previous gems through his fingers and, once in a while, stick a knife into the body of a starved, toil-dazed, germ-eaten creature, as a claim to a few grains of the creature’s rice, then claim it from hundreds of millions of such creatures and thus let the rice grains gather into gems. she had thought that industrial production was a value not to be questioned by anyone; she had thought that these men’s urge to expropriate the factories of others was their acknowledgment of the factories’ value. she, born of the industrial revolution, had not held as conceivable, had forgotten along with the tales of astrology and alchemy, what these men knew at their secret, furtive souls, knew not by means of thought, but by means of that nameless much which they called their instincts and emotions: that so long as men struggle to stay alive, they’ll never produce so little but that the man with the club won’t be able to seize it and leave them still less, provided millions of them are willing to submit – that the harder their work and the less their gain, the more submissive the fiber of their spirit – that men who live by pulling levers at an electric switchboard, are not easily ruled, but men who live by digging the soil with their naked fingers, are – that the feudal baron did not need electronic factories in order to drink his brains away out of jeweled goblets, and neither did the rajahs of the people’s state of india.
Posted by: There's no such thing as too much Atlas Shrugged at October 02, 2011 10:52 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 10:57 AM (bxiXv)
katie told me they have sharks with red vaginas and laser beams on their heads
Posted by: tom sea cruise at October 02, 2011 10:58 AM (FduBR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at October 02, 2011 02:45 PM (d0Tfm)
And taste good with ketchup.
Posted by: The Dragons at October 02, 2011 10:59 AM (yh0zB)
You know that Scott Adams is a total lefty, right? I love his comics,and I used to visit his blog but I finally had to stop 'cause the lefty brainwashing & bile was too much to handle.
He used to work for the phone company out in California, San Fran I believe, and was a unionized member of the workforce. That's where he got all his material about the total uselessness of working in a big company with lots of pointless meetings and all.
I think he's pulling everybody's leg here about how we should all move out to sea. Unless of course he (as a certified member of the rich) has recently purchased a boat and is taking sailing lessons.
Posted by: Boots at October 02, 2011 02:51 PM (neKzn)
thanks for that info, i will take it into account... but i will continue to support the truth no matter what mouth it comes out of.
Posted by: shoey at October 02, 2011 11:01 AM (m6OUa)
The link is to the New Zealand blog, Trevor Loudon. He has an article about Bev Perdue and her comment about suspending the elections. Evidently in2010 Obama started some Dem. Gov. association to do who knows what. It is an interesting read.
Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at October 02, 2011 11:01 AM (6IV8T)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 02, 2011 11:06 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: shoey at October 02, 2011 11:06 AM (m6OUa)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 02, 2011 11:07 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Beltway Republicans at October 02, 2011 11:08 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Dick the Durbin needs $5 campaign contributions at October 02, 2011 11:10 AM (A7PA8)
Without capitalism, there is no freedom.
Without capitalism, there is no peace.
oh, sorry, got carried away.
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 02, 2011 11:13 AM (OhYCU)
I'm sitting here watching NASCAR (Dover) when Dale Earnhardt Jr. comes on and tells me: "Nationwide answers to the customer, not Wall St."
So, I much assume, Nationwide Insurance Company is some sort of Not-For-Profit business... Or, that a privately held insurance company will give me a better deal than a publicly held one.
Is that right?
Posted by: franksalterego at October 02, 2011 11:14 AM (7/sDI)
I was thinking it was like a credit union, where the customers own it. Not sure.
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 02, 2011 11:16 AM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 11:17 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 02, 2011 11:18 AM (OhYCU)
"Nationwide answers to the customer, not Wall St."
wonder how long that would last if serious talk of ending state-mandated auto insurance laws were underway.
not long is my guess...
Posted by: shoey at October 02, 2011 11:20 AM (m6OUa)
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 02, 2011 11:20 AM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Aunt Cranky at October 02, 2011 11:25 AM (i96KZ)
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 02, 2011 03:18 PM (OhYCU)
Did Michelle call before she left the WH or while on her way there?
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2011 11:29 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: rv salesman at October 02, 2011 11:47 AM (do/kf)
They keep using this word "fairness"". I don't think it means what they think it means. A very smart psychiatrist once told me that fairness is not an adult concept. Children understand it and believe in it. It means I get more cake than Jimmy. If you carefully divide the cake into equal parts, no matter who chooses first, Jimmy's share is always bigger, and the whole deal is unfair.
Fairness, per se, is not measurable. Equality is. That is probably why the Constitution calls for equal treatment under the law, and the word fairness is not to be found in it, so far as I recall. Fairness does not exist in nature. Big fish eat little fish, lions eat antelope, and everyone dies.
Posted by: Buck Ofama at October 02, 2011 12:10 PM (GQrTM)
As this country gets closer to becoming a socialist cess-pit, any reason to return starts to go away.
Posted by: Kristopher at October 02, 2011 12:57 PM (Z3y1K)
Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2011 03:51 PM (fyOgS)
Yeah, I have a dice collection and a bunch of old wargames manuals on a shelf in the front bedroom library, but I don't consider them on the essential packing list for the end of the world.
Posted by: SGT Dan at October 02, 2011 04:53 PM (WHCOZ)
Posted by: The Steve Jobs Way AudioBook at October 02, 2011 04:58 PM (WPpfg)
Posted by: ex-henchman at October 02, 2011 07:03 PM (MkTWB)
http://alturl.com/hs7iv
Posted by: Scott at October 02, 2011 10:33 PM (ACWui)
Sounds like WaterWorld for the 'super-rich'.
Or that evil super-rich guy in that James Bond movie, Stromberg(JOOOO!).
Posted by: The Mariner at October 03, 2011 03:50 AM (gvQnE)
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The shortsightedness of the liberal mindset is staggering.
Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at October 02, 2011 09:49 AM (6IReR)