September 27, 2011
— Ace Is this something? It certainly is SCOAMF-y.
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Posted by: toby928© at September 27, 2011 08:45 AM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Zombie Hunter Thompson at September 27, 2011 08:45 AM (GOG1H)
I can see how confusing it is for SCOAMF and his minions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2011 08:46 AM (UOM48)
Stop cryin', stop grumblin', stop complainin', and put your marching jackboots on.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at September 27, 2011 08:48 AM (hyRD4)
Posted by: lowfibass at September 27, 2011 08:49 AM (T1ZAZ)
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2011 08:50 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Obama at September 27, 2011 08:51 AM (UkPip)
From Thomas Jefferson's Book of Great Philosophical Questions:
If Obama lies thru his teeth in CO, do they hear it in WY?
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 27, 2011 08:51 AM (jiVmv)
Posted by: Truman North at September 27, 2011 08:51 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: keninnorcal at September 27, 2011 08:51 AM (SDc54)
wow Obama's reelection campaign is in full swing. (I know he never stopped campaigning.)
I'm glad he's doing this because he's really gonna make people sick of his face.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 27, 2011 08:52 AM (G/zuv)
The rump-swab magazines just called me and said, "Time to put the Obamas on the cover for the next 14 months!"
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 27, 2011 08:53 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: robtr at September 27, 2011 08:54 AM (MtwBb)
They had a hard time filling the high school he is speaking at today. And the tickets were free. Hee hee.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 27, 2011 08:54 AM (jiVmv)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Tea Partying Sons of Bitches Martyrs Brigade, Texahosiana at September 27, 2011 08:55 AM (4q5tP)
UE data for September is coming out next week. Should be interesting.
And, also: 2Q GDP data.
Should be very interesting.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 27, 2011 08:55 AM (G/zuv)
From the people who swore we wouldn't see 8% unemployment with nearly a stimulus that will cost us 3.27 trillion (Heritage). It certainly looks like we won't see 8% again while Obama's is in office.
The "best and the brightest" strike again.
Posted by: theCork at September 27, 2011 08:56 AM (iSyWd)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 27, 2011 08:58 AM (ZDUD4)
Posted by: The White House at September 27, 2011 12:48 PM (jiVmv)
You.... you.... Geomitrist!
Posted by: Trapezoid at September 27, 2011 08:58 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 27, 2011 08:59 AM (ZDUD4)
The scrub
From CNN orginally:
"...To be fair, both states are square, nearly identical in size, and stacked next to each other. But we doubt our third grade teachers would buy that!"
From CNN now:
"...To be fair, both states are recrtangular, nearly identical in size, and stacked next to each other. But we doubt our third grade teachers would buy that!"
To CNN:
First, I'm not a square. Squares have 4 equal sides. We rectangles are a little less perfect, but much more practicle.
And when you try to correct your mistake, your spelling sucks poo.
Posted by: Rectangle at September 27, 2011 09:00 AM (UAUr6)
From Thomas Jefferson's Book of Great Philosophical Questions:
If Obama lies thru his teeth in CO, do they hear it in WY?
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 27, 2011 12:51 PM (jiVmv)
No....
Posted by: MSM at September 27, 2011 09:00 AM (NtXW4)
Delightful. I don't know if AQ is really the threat here though. Surely they could have obtained SAMs from Iran, or on the black market already. The 20k will just drive the price down were every mohammed aloweed could buy one.
Posted by: toby928© at September 27, 2011 09:00 AM (GTbGH)
douches, all of them
Posted by: chemjeff at September 27, 2011 09:01 AM (czcue)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 27, 2011 09:01 AM (o2lIv)
From Thomas Jefferson's Book of Great Philosophical Questions:
If Obama lies thru his teeth in CO, do they hear it in WY?
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 27, 2011 12:51 PM (jiVmv)
No....
Posted by: MSM at September 27, 2011 01:00 PM (NtXW4)
YES!
Posted by: InterTubes at September 27, 2011 09:01 AM (NtXW4)
It's like the clunky title of some early novel. I'm only surprised there isn't a sub-title: "Including Divers Halts, Dinners, Galas and Balls, for the Purpose of Solicitation and Collection of Monies to be Thereafter Expended in the Campaign of Presidential Re-Election".
Posted by: Waterhouse at September 27, 2011 09:02 AM (16lYZ)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 27, 2011 09:04 AM (AZGON)
And yet, you're just about to call me a nazi for noticing that. Just watch.
Posted by: comatus at September 27, 2011 09:04 AM (NA+Ul)
OT: Remember those 20,000 SAM's we were worried about going missing?
Well they did.
Jeebus. Maybe the DoJ has them and they're going to make a deal with the Mexican cartels?
Seriously, cartels, al-Qaeda, etc. Way to go, SCOAMF.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2011 09:05 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Tea Partying Sons of Bitches Martyrs Brigade, Texahosiana at September 27, 2011 09:05 AM (4q5tP)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 27, 2011 09:07 AM (AZGON)
Not to worry on the AA missiles. The NYPD's got 'em, said so this AM.
Posted by: comatus at September 27, 2011 09:10 AM (NA+Ul)
47...George Orwell,
Its an extrapolation of that "It takes a Village" meme, isn't it.
Which supports their outlook that 'You owe the government it's fair share back'.
Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 27, 2011 09:10 AM (Uxlyc)
Posted by: The White House at September 27, 2011 12:48 PM (jiVmv)
You.... you.... Geomitrist!
MATH IS HARD!!ELEVENTY!!
Posted by: Teen Talk Barbie Obama at September 27, 2011 09:12 AM (0fUOB)
Posted by: Nighthawk at September 27, 2011 01:06 PM (OtQXp)
That map isn't accurate. It's missing San Francisco and L.A.
Posted by: runningrn at September 27, 2011 09:13 AM (0fUOB)
"The Trip Of President Barack Obama To The American West"
Hope he remembers to pack his trusty official Red Ryder, carbine action, two- hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock.
Ol' Black Bart be runnin' skeered, I tells ya!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Tea Partying Sons of Bitches Martyrs Brigade, Texahosiana at September 27, 2011 09:13 AM (4q5tP)
Ol' Black Bart be runnin' skeered, I tells ya!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Tea Partying Sons of Bitches Martyrs Brigade, Texahosiana at September 27, 2011 01:13 PM (4q5tP)
You'll shoot your eye out....
Posted by: Mom at September 27, 2011 09:16 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: PugBoo Four Legged Jihadist at September 27, 2011 09:18 AM (U8tg4)
"The Trip Of President Barack Obama To The American West"
Hope he remembers to pack his trusty official Red Ryder, carbine action, two- hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock.
Ol' Black Bart be runnin' skeered, I tells ya!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Tea Partying Sons of Bitches Martyrs Brigade, Texahosiana at September 27, 2011 01:13 PM (4q5tP)
and does it have the mandatory Red or Orange Tip on the end of the Barrel? If not, we will have to confiscate it and put you on our Watch List.
Posted by: DHS at September 27, 2011 09:18 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: No Whining at September 27, 2011 09:19 AM (7GfKM)
Posted by: Mr. Triangle at September 27, 2011 09:24 AM (yyqcc)
New Mexitex
Posted by: texasmamma at September 27, 2011 09:26 AM (4L69q)
1570s, from M.Fr. rectangle, from rect-, comb. form of L. rectus "right" (see right (adj.1)) + O.Fr. angle (see angle).
Posted by: No Whining at September 27, 2011 09:27 AM (7GfKM)
Posted by: Stupid Indoctrinated WH Staffer at September 27, 2011 09:30 AM (FlVA8)
Posted by: Prof peter Schickele, Univ of Southern North Dakota (at Hoople) at September 27, 2011 09:45 AM (326rv)
Posted by: jewish Janitor at September 27, 2011 09:46 AM (rJVPU)
Posted by: Blue Hen is learning to hate his home state at September 27, 2011 09:47 AM (326rv)
OT: Remember those 20,000 SAM's we were worried about going missing?
Well they did.
Posted by: robtr at September 27, 2011 12:54 PM
Not to worry, they're in the hands of "moderates"
Posted by: NY Times at September 27, 2011 09:49 AM (Y+DPZ)
She whines that no one became rich on their own, everyone around them created the conditions for their success... others paid for the roads, the education, the groceries your workers eat, the houses where they live... Holy hanging crapola, it is as if becoming successful has nearly nothing to do with the individual himself. No one is self-made. It makes one wonder why everyone isn't a huge success. Hmm...
Okay, then. The following will also be true: There is no such thing as undeserved poverty. Look, everyone is surrounded with Warren's vaunted roads and institutions and courts and schools and a society of people educated, housed and fed by others; everyone else is paying for your playing field. Therefore, if you are a failure, it can only be your fault.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 27, 2011 01:04 PM
It never occurs to Prof. Lizzie that the poor who don't chip in for those roads and schools get to use them too. Those welfare checks that come in the mail on the streets free of charge were paid for by those eeeevvvvviillll businesses
But I'm sure that Prof Lizzie would tell you that her tenured position at Hah-vid was all her own hard work and intellect
Posted by: kbdabear at September 27, 2011 09:52 AM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 27, 2011 09:53 AM (Jdtsu)
Toonces is going to 4 of the biggest metro areas on the Left Coast, plus Denver. And he calls it a trip to "The American West".
Will he go to any rural areas at all? No. Some farms or ranches or sawmills? Nah. A national park like Yellowstone or Glacier or Sequoia? No. Not even a medium-sized town like Corvallis or Provo or Flagstaff? Uhn uhh.
He can't handle even the THOUGHT of a big-city audience lacking in the worshipful adoration to which Jugears has become so accustomed...still afraid of the bitter clingers, I guess.
Posted by: Kortezzi at September 27, 2011 09:53 AM (piR98)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 27, 2011 09:54 AM (Y+DPZ)
Out to the American West!
Sheriff Joe will be riding shotgun, in case those rednecks go on the warpath.
Assholes.
Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2011 09:57 AM (VndSC)
Holy Shit! He's heading to Wyoming to take-on Darth Cheney mano-mano.
This will be the epic battle of all time. Can a college adjunct/community organizer beat the spawn of the dark side with the barbed cock of Satan?
Posted by: Max Entropy at September 27, 2011 09:59 AM (lH6z9)
Posted by: Ann d'Mestik at September 27, 2011 10:34 AM (rWcoL)
Posted by: Obama is a stuttering clüsterfük of a miserable failure. at September 27, 2011 11:21 AM (lpWVn)
Remember when Obama won Colorado? I'm thinking the odds just went down substantially on a repeat in 2012.
Say goodbye to those 9 Electoral Votes, Mr. "Too Smart to be President"...
Posted by: SaveFarris at September 27, 2011 12:54 PM (aqGES)
Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2011 01:55 PM (fyOgS)
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Posted by: Soothsayer at September 27, 2011 08:45 AM (G/zuv)