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March 13, 2011

For absolutely no reason
— CAC

Here is another thread.

By the way, if you miss the days where the news was less occupied with gigantic killer waves and exploding nuclear reactors and more so with a total rockstar from Mars with tiger blood, you can thank me later:

BTW art thread (finally) later today instead of Wednesday. If you have submissions for it send to theoneandonlyfinn(at)gmail.com.

Posted by: CAC at 06:45 AM | Comments (92)
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I'd prefer a music thread.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 06:47 AM (bsEHS)

Monk

Posted by: Thelonius Monk at March 13, 2011 06:49 AM (bsEHS)

3 Honeysuckle Rose

Posted by: Erroll Garner at March 13, 2011 06:51 AM (bsEHS)

4 "No two people are not on fire." - Strongbad

Words to live by.

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at March 13, 2011 06:51 AM (xaCZY)

5 Dog Masturbation or Evolution?

Winning.

Posted by: nickless at March 13, 2011 06:54 AM (MMC8r)

6 4 "No two people are not on fire." - Strongbad

Words to live by.

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at March 13, 2011 10:51 AM (xaCZY)

When I put that through Bad Translator I get "Two men with fire." That makes a LOT more sense!

Posted by: sock puppeh at March 13, 2011 06:57 AM (VcPAo)

7 "No two people are not on fire." - Strongbad Words to live by. Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at March 13, 2011 10:51 AM (xaCZY) Shame the homestarrunner guys haven't been very active lately.

Posted by: CAC at March 13, 2011 07:01 AM (lV4Fs)

8 I'm feeling very alone here.

Posted by: sock puppeh at March 13, 2011 07:08 AM (VcPAo)

9 Its kinda early. Noon fergawdsake

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at March 13, 2011 07:09 AM (xaCZY)

10 5 Dog Masturbation or Evolution? Can I get an order of fries, instead?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 13, 2011 07:11 AM (kUaEF)

11 Avoiding the earth wind & fire [now with volcanoes!] destruction of Nippon per se, it seems there are now surfacing articles arguing that all that Holocaustiness is going to stimulate the worldwide economy!!!1!!

I keep bringing up the broken windows fallacy but Bastiat is a retard compared to Krugman I guess

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at March 13, 2011 07:17 AM (xaCZY)

Monk

Posted by: Thelonius Monk

I will raise you a Don Ellis.

Posted by: sTevo at March 13, 2011 07:18 AM (VMcEw)

13 I can't believe Sheen is a smoker.That's so unhealthy.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 13, 2011 07:18 AM (gJNMj)

14 Can I get an order of fries, instead?

No.

Pass the ketchup.

Posted by: Michelle O at March 13, 2011 07:18 AM (0vDuM)

15 Linky

Posted by: sTevo at March 13, 2011 07:19 AM (VMcEw)

16 I'm pretty sure Krugman is the King Retard who directs the retardism we see flowing from other lower retards. It's all retarded.

Posted by: Spliff Menendez at March 13, 2011 07:19 AM (NHlhT)

17 Duke and North Carolina playing for the ACC championship at 1:00 EST. Should be a barn burner.

Posted by: raven1 at March 13, 2011 07:21 AM (Mul5k)

So Barack "The noose is tightening" Obama is golfing while Q-Daffy's military is gaining 60-80 miles a day on the rebels. The talking head on the ground in some middle eastern shithole said that "the no fly zone is sort of last-week thinking" at this point.

Way to go! Egyptian ally? Gone! Libyan enemy? Still here!

Posted by: Truman North at March 13, 2011 07:22 AM (8ay4x)

^{Posted by: sTevo at March 13, 2011 11:19 AM (VMcEw)}

Thanks...that's a jump from Monk and Gardner.

I'm not well enough versed in the history of Sitar play...was that Stride, or Boogie inspired?

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 07:26 AM (bsEHS)

20 Now its a "no flee" zone

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at March 13, 2011 07:27 AM (xaCZY)

21 In response to the murders of the Israeli family including 3 children, one only 3 months old, Israel has announced they will now built 100s of new housing units in the West Bank. The Minister of Defense is using language such as "our blood is boiling" and the "IDF's iron fist will land on the murderers" I read that Hamas is passing out candy in gaza in honor of the murder of this family. The palis are also honoring the terrorists who shot up that bus years ago, killing 37 people, including 13 children. These assholes are going out of the way to provoke the Israelis.

Posted by: WINNING! at March 13, 2011 07:28 AM (nEa/y)

22 Charlie and I shared a 20g rock last night.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at March 13, 2011 07:28 AM (xs5wK)

23 Alex Baldwin of all people gave Sheen good advice: sober up and beg for your job back.

Posted by: WINNING! at March 13, 2011 07:29 AM (nEa/y)

24 Can't they bring the Battleships out of mothballs to shell the Fakestinians until the end of time.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 07:31 AM (qIHlG)

I read that Hamas is passing out candy in gaza in honor of the murder of this family.

I am sure that our President and his buddy Rashid Kahlidi are clebrating as well.

Obama sees himself as a Palestinian. (After all, he was bullied, too.) Of this, I am convinced.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 07:31 AM (bsEHS)

26 18 So Barack "The noose is tightening" Obama is golfing while Q-Daffy's military is gaining 60-80 miles a day on the rebels. The talking head on the ground in some middle eastern shithole said that "the no fly zone is sort of last-week thinking" at this point.

Way to go! Egyptian ally? Gone! Libyan enemy? Still here!

And Egypt is releasing more and more personnel for the growing Islamist army who will eventually take it over.

Men tied to Sadat death to be freed

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 13, 2011 07:34 AM (eTaIZ)

27 Are the aid ships from Saudi Barbaria underway to Japan yet?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 07:34 AM (qIHlG)

28 Thanks to C. Sheen I've had this lame song in my head pretty much off and on for the last two weeks.

Thanks, asshole.

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all about Selection Show Sunday at March 13, 2011 07:36 AM (EzXKt)

29 25

I read that Hamas is passing out candy in gaza in honor of the murder of this family.

I am sure that our President and his buddy Rashid Kahlidi are clebrating as well.

Obama sees himself as a Palestinian. (After all, he was bullied, too.) Of this, I am convinced.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 11:31 AM (bsEHS)

Do NOT go to Atlas Shrugs. I just came from there, and feel so sick, angry, furious......warning: color pictures of the slaughtered family.

Dear God.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 07:39 AM (UOM48)

30 I said what what in Harry Reid's butt

Posted by: Slim the Cowboy Poet at March 13, 2011 07:39 AM (le5qc)

Jeebus, now the Japanese have had a volcano eruption.

What's next locusts?

Posted by: robtr at March 13, 2011 07:42 AM (MtwBb)

^{Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 11:39 AM (UOM4}

They called down The Thunder.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 07:43 AM (bsEHS)

33 Prayers for Nolan Smith's ankle.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2011 07:44 AM (A+3fb)

34 Posted by: laceyunderalls is all about Selection Show Sunday at March 13, 2011 11:36 AM (EzXKt)

Could be worse. It could be a GE line dancing commercial.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 13, 2011 07:44 AM (YX6i/)

Jeebus, now the Japanese have had a volcano eruption.

What did the Shinto do to the Sikh?

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 07:44 AM (bsEHS)

36 32

^{Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 11:39 AM (UOM4}

They called down The Thunder.

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 11:43 AM (bsEHS)

I feel positively grief-stricken and sick with anger.

Damn. Beautiful day today. Gotta get some fresh air.

And good news, our boy's leave is still on, if he can make it home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 07:45 AM (UOM48)

37 29 Good call. stay away.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 07:45 AM (qIHlG)

38 Do NOT go to Atlas Shrugs

I made the same mistake earlier. Jesus......

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all about Selection Show Sunday at March 13, 2011 07:46 AM (EzXKt)

39 Yeah, I went over to A.S. as well.

Some of the same photos are at Debbie Schlussel.

Posted by: shibumi at March 13, 2011 07:47 AM (OKZrE)

40 The Fakestinians are literally passing out free sweets.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 07:47 AM (qIHlG)

41 It could be a GE line dancing commercial.

Yeah pretty bad. Although the one with the dancing elephant is pretty gosh darn cute.

I'm one of those tards that likes commercials with dancing/talking animals.

Posted by: laceyunderalls is all about Selection Show Sunday at March 13, 2011 07:48 AM (EzXKt)

42 I read that Hamas is passing out candy in gaza in honor of the murder of this family.

As they did on 9/11 and 3/11. Charming people.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2011 07:48 AM (cd11S)

43 @29 & 25: and the Palestinians wonder why they enjoy all the social esteem of a drowned rat. Animals. I really couldn't care less what becomes of them.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 13, 2011 07:48 AM (kUaEF)

44 There are 2 pictures of the Fakestinians passing out free sweets.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 07:49 AM (qIHlG)

45 I'd like to see those pictures and the candy distribution on every possible news outlet in the world. I'd like everyone to see them. Fuckers. The world has to know and stop pretending.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2011 07:49 AM (A+3fb)

46 As they did on 9/11 and 3/11. Charming people.

And they deserve their own state!!!!

btw, the NYT finally realizes that Turkey isn't the moderate Muslim democracy that it once was.

No Way to Run a Democracy

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 13, 2011 07:50 AM (eTaIZ)

47 American Jews hear no evil, see no evil, actively ignore evil

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2011 07:51 AM (A+3fb)

48 Animals. I really couldn't care less what becomes of them.

Nah. Most animals exhibit some form of empathy. Followers of The Religion of PeaceÂ™, none.

Honey Badger has more empathy than those boy-raping bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 07:51 AM (UOM48)

49 47 American Jews hear no evil, see no evil, actively ignore evil I'm sorry, what was that?

Posted by: American Jews at March 13, 2011 07:51 AM (zgZzy)

Note the total silence of the Israeli killings by the MSM?

They seem to be using wall to wall Japanese earthquake coverage, and ignoring many many other very important stories... perhaps in the mistaken belief that if they don't report, it didn't happen? (as far as the American population are concerned?).

IMO our media needs to be reminded that WE granted it special protections in return for giving us unbiased news... and that THEY NEED to hold up their end of the bargain..

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2011 07:51 AM (NtXW4)

Animals. I really couldn't care less what becomes of them.

A Time to Cull

Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2011 07:52 AM (bsEHS)

52 I'll be very interested in the Israelis response. The palis are so full of shit. They get gaza and immediately begin lobbing shells and rockets into Israel resulting in a war. Again, I urge people to watch this miniseries that the brits think is so wonderful called The Promise. It demonizes Israel and Jews. You will not fucking believe it.

Posted by: WINNING! at March 13, 2011 07:52 AM (nEa/y)

53 I'd like to see those pictures and the candy distribution on every possible news outlet in the world.

Yeah, right. Remember how fast the MBM clamped down on the Gaza street party footage on 9/11?

A lovely symbolic gesture for a future President (one deserving of the title) would be to kick the UN out and then bring over the IDF to destroy the building.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2011 07:53 AM (cd11S)

54 Methinks Bibi needs to unleash some dispropotionate response on the Palis.

Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2011 07:53 AM (MJnSU)

55 On a another note, Col. West is on Fox, talking about the verbal abuse our military at Gitmo receive from the muzzie detainees, particularly the women, blacks, and hispanics.

I love that man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 07:54 AM (UOM48)

The Palis have learned well that you don't let a good crisis go to waste.

I cannot fathom how their behaviour remains under raps with the media (especially since the MBM is controlled by the Jooos)

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 13, 2011 07:54 AM (DCpHZ)

57 A Boy's Understanding Of President's Day

I was eating lunch today with my 10 year old grandson when his mom asked him "What is tomorrow?" He said "It's President's Day"

She asked "What does that mean?"... I was waiting for something profound...

He said, "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."

Posted by: Guy Who Does Things Different at March 13, 2011 07:54 AM (MWXXs)

58 in regards to the pali's dancing in the streets and handing out candy after this kind of thing...I've got two words that should be in our lexicon:

Cluster bombs.

Of course one word would work too:
Napalm

We treat these monsters too nicely.

Posted by: GMan at March 13, 2011 07:55 AM (fW0wg)

59 "Yeah, right. Remember how fast the MBM clamped down on the Gaza street party footage on 9/11?" 9/11? They were dancing here, in the US, when the USS Cole was attacked. It was in a town near San Diego called, I think, Lemon Grove. A neighbor called the FBI on them.

Posted by: WINNING! at March 13, 2011 07:56 AM (nEa/y)

60 Incidentally, Bill Maher went equal-opportunity atheist on Keith Ellison (D - Mecca), calling Islam "medieval" and the Koran "a hate filled holy book". Ellison's eyes almost literally bugged out of his head. Weasel Zippers has the video.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2011 07:57 AM (cd11S)

61 Don't worry, the NYT is carrying the story! One line buried in a column of anguish over Israel's plan to build more houses.

Posted by: sock puppeh at March 13, 2011 07:58 AM (VcPAo)

62 For the art thread, I recommend the movie "Herb and Dorothy" a movie about a married couple, art collectors.

Posted by: navybrat at March 13, 2011 07:58 AM (RX1A/)

PJ Crowley "resigned".

Aww.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 13, 2011 07:58 AM (XdlcF)

64 But, the KKK!!111!!!!!! And the Jooooos!!111!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at March 13, 2011 07:59 AM (UOM48)

65 I've watched this about 100 times.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2011 07:59 AM (McG46)

Note the total silence of the Israeli killings by the MSM?

They seem to be using wall to wall Japanese earthquake coverage, and ignoring many many other very important stories...

Well, the BBC did cover soccer, too.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 13, 2011 08:00 AM (XdlcF)

67 Drudge has a link up out of Australia saying Japan could suffer a 7.9 aftershock (!!) capable of triggering another tsunami in the next few days.

Wonder if Barky is getting in another 18 holes today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2011 08:03 AM (UOM48)

68 Everyone please quit cluttering up the Charlie Sheen thread with your weighty issues. It's inappropriate.
Back to Charlie Sheen. He's too lucid to be on drugs. He's manic. He's manic and loving every minute of it.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2011 08:04 AM (McG46)

69 For the art thread, I recommend the movie "Herb and Dorothy" a movie about a married couple, art collectors.

I thought they packaged the Art Thread up in wrapping tissue and bubble wrap, then placed it neatly in properly labeled boxes and called Pods for long term storage.

Posted by: melvin at March 13, 2011 08:05 AM (3OCZw)

70 Maybe the lava will help melt the snow.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 08:07 AM (qIHlG)

71 'Way to go! Egyptian ally? Gone! Libyan enemy? Still here!' What makes you think Gaddaffi is Obama's enemy. America's, yes...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 13, 2011 08:09 AM (qvify)

72 Japan tsunami survivor Hiromitsu Shinkawa found 10 miles out at sea

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 08:12 AM (qIHlG)

73 They're prophesying and speaking in tongues at Kos. The bicycle blogger is gonna be pissed:

Republicans got the bills they wanted without even voting for them. Their backers got fat with cash, and they and were still positioned to run with much righteous anger against the Democrats who has fumbled around before passing Republican-shaped bills. It was a win-win that put a huge wind at the Republican's backs, and day by day they gathered confidence and strength. Because there was no one in their way.

No matter what you think of St. Paul, his letter to the church at Corinth has some beautiful language.

If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. Nice, isn't it'

There's a political equivalent of this statement.

Posted by: . at March 13, 2011 08:15 AM (8K+v+)

74 >>46 As they did on 9/11 and 3/11. Charming people.

And they deserve their own state!!!!

Actually, I really want them to have their own State. I know they'll take all their monies, taxes, and aid to spend on military outlays, then club up & declare war on Israel. And then Israel will settle the argument for All.Fucking.Time.

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at March 13, 2011 08:15 AM (xaCZY)

75 72 Tsunami sweeps you out to sea and you survive 2 days at sea on your roof?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 08:18 AM (qIHlG)

I have a honey badger in my pants.

Wanna see it?

Posted by: Pat Fucking Caddell at March 13, 2011 08:19 AM (MJnSU)

77 77 If it was HP ink that could be billions of dollars.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 08:21 AM (qIHlG)

78 WTF?

Posted by: Say What? at March 13, 2011 08:24 AM (Ie0Es)

Speaking of the tsunami, I feel bad about all the lives & loss in Japan. It is much worse there than what has happened here. But what about all the damage done in Kona Hawai'i. The people of Hawai'i thrive on tourisim. If we dont get it cleaned up fast, the economy will will be in the crapper worse than it currently is.

Has the Obam forsaken us? I knew he wasn't born here!

Posted by: Say What? at March 13, 2011 08:30 AM (Ie0Es)

80 Kona is where the good coffee comes from?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 08:32 AM (qIHlG)

58 I'm thinking that they make themselves a very convenient, high grade target every time they do their dancing in the streets gig -- and perhaps a fantastic test of the multiple theories of evolution, plus a fantastic excercise in moral thinking.

Do it IDF -- it's for science... and philosophy.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 13, 2011 08:32 AM (5/yRG)

82 Yes, the very best American Grown Coffee!!

Posted by: Say What? at March 13, 2011 08:43 AM (Ie0Es)

83 I don't know how to attach links to this. But if you have a Face Book page, find KAPA Radio it's a local business & you can see some photos and video of the damage in Kona. Bubba Gumps has been washed out & so have some hotels. The main street, Ali'i Drive shows the asphalt has lifted up.

Posted by: Say What? at March 13, 2011 08:50 AM (Ie0Es)

84 Peter King is the true terrorist!!11!!

Posted by: dananjcon at March 13, 2011 08:51 AM (uIz80)

85 #77 LOW BRIDGE is one of the finest contemporary artists of our time.

Posted by: CAC at March 13, 2011 09:36 AM (lV4Fs)

86 Maybe the lava will help melt the snow.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 13, 2011 12:07 PM (qIHlG)

Yea! Then they can have flooding from the mountain side and flooding from the sea side. Talk about mother nature being a cranky biatch.

Posted by: some wench at March 13, 2011 09:55 AM (bqjJT)

87 53 "A lovely symbolic gesture for a future President (one deserving of the title) would be to kick the UN out and then bring over the IDF to destroy the building." Sounds excellent, Ian!

Posted by: Mindy at March 13, 2011 10:20 AM (bgWRC)

88 What about the dead pool? Is the a--hole dead yet? Inquiring minds want to know! 4 more days. 4 more days.

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at March 13, 2011 11:56 AM (V+/pV)

89 I think St Pat got rid of the snakes in Ireland. What about the snakes in Sheens head?

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at March 13, 2011 11:59 AM (V+/pV)

90 You're a sour bible gripper. I will fry your brain with my spontaneous mind. I didn't make the rules.

Posted by: Malibu Messiah at March 13, 2011 03:30 PM (ppOFo)

91 FUBAR, I agree, I've watched this 100 times too. This video wins the Internet!

Posted by: Adlib at March 13, 2011 06:51 PM (SZ0Qg)

92 Fashionmonkey.org Coach Outlet Store Online Coach Outlet Store Coach Outlet Stores

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