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May 17, 2011

French Socialists React to IMF's Head Arrest:
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1 argh.

Posted by: Adriane at May 17, 2011 01:47 PM (L9W0l)

2 How come socialists are always so fucking rich?

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 17, 2011 01:49 PM (x/4B/)

3 Did you mean IMF's Head Arrest?

Posted by: ChuckOH at May 17, 2011 01:49 PM (zhC9L)

4 Yeah but it wasnt rape rape

Posted by: IE Con at May 17, 2011 01:51 PM (/COcn)

5 Socialism--that's where the money is, bitchez.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 17, 2011 01:52 PM (RPYjQ)

6 Thanks ChuckOH

Posted by: o at May 17, 2011 01:53 PM (4uWkx)

7 Access denied, but I'm sure I can figure it out from the photo title.

Enjoy Riker's Island.

Posted by: fluffy at May 17, 2011 01:54 PM (SwkdU)

8 Let the record show I was attempting to make a lame joke and not trying to correct anyone!

Posted by: ChuckOH at May 17, 2011 01:55 PM (zhC9L)

9 If the socialist is so fond of oral sex, perhaps he will get his fill down at the Greybar Suites. Bubba awaits....

Posted by: maddogg at May 17, 2011 01:55 PM (OlN4e)

10 Well sure, we have the lifestyle of Kublai Khan while demanding that everyone else live like monks. Why? Because we're worth it, that's why. Now, fetch me another libation and stop vexing me.

Posted by: The modern liberal at May 17, 2011 01:55 PM (gmlb7)

11 My god the name sounds like someting from a Kratman or Ringo SF featureing Tranzis (Trans National Socialists) and doing exactly what they would have the weasels doing.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at May 17, 2011 01:56 PM (U/qeE)

12 That criticism is what got Admiral Kirk demoted.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 17, 2011 01:56 PM (Rq1/g)

13 5 Socialism--that's where the money is, bitchez.

Don't knock Marxism, either. How's my ass taste?

Posted by: King Barry Hussein Obummer at May 17, 2011 01:57 PM (UOM48)

14 You mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers will bow to our will in the camps.

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell, draft-dodger at May 17, 2011 01:58 PM (UOM48)

15 How come socialists are always so fucking rich?

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 17, 2011 05:49 PM (x/4B/)

Because they have badass printers, yo!

Posted by: ErikW at May 17, 2011 01:59 PM (7KrHw)

16 Oh man, thank you...I needed that!

Posted by: BfromTX at May 17, 2011 01:59 PM (wTSvK)

17 I'm selling a French issued M1 Garand rifle. Never fired, dropped twice. Includes authentic white flag in very used condition.

Posted by: Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey at May 17, 2011 01:59 PM (EL+OC)

18 Don't knock Marxism, either. How's my ass taste?
Posted by: King Barry Hussein Obummer

I dunno, like Paki semen?

You gonna charge me, dickhead?

Posted by: Todd Hockney at May 17, 2011 01:59 PM (SwkdU)

19 "If the socialist is so fond of oral sex, perhaps he will get his fill down at the Greybar Suites. Bubba awaits...." Are we allowed to show our concern for his welfare by sending him cases of petroleum jelly?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 17, 2011 01:59 PM (1ckSh)

20 Strauss-Khan puts the "creep" in creepy.

That poor woman he raped will need therapy for years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2011 02:02 PM (UOM48)

21 But was it sodomy sodomy???

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 17, 2011 02:02 PM (kUaEF)

22 All I wish upon "French Socialists" is an intimate encounter with a chainsaw.

Posted by: Full Moon at May 17, 2011 02:07 PM (m75CK)

23 International Money and socialism, hmm, maybe it's not so counter intuitive after all.
One thing for sure, for a guy that's used to somebody else paying, Riker's is a fitting leisure destination.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 17, 2011 02:09 PM (HBqDo)

well, I lol'd

In any case, I think this is a setup. The rat I smell isn't Strauss-Khan.

Posted by: Truman North at May 17, 2011 02:10 PM (K2wpv)

What kind of f'n name is Strauss-Khan

Scotch-Romanian

Posted by: Fletch at May 17, 2011 02:12 PM (/COcn)

26 I've nutted on you. And I wish to go on nutting on you. I shall leave you as I left her... naked, sticky and broke.

Posted by: Strauss-Khan Noonien Singh at May 17, 2011 02:12 PM (ODJgp)

27 Dang I thought it was a MAN baby!

Posted by: Strauss-Khan at May 17, 2011 02:14 PM (/COcn)

28 They have him on a suicide watch now.

Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2011 02:16 PM (M9Ie6)

29 28>> They have him on a suicide watch now.
Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2011 06:16 PM (M9Ie6)

Is that Pay per View?

Posted by: ontherocks at May 17, 2011 02:19 PM (HBqDo)

30 Did I hear that they're talking about putting former British Labour Prime Minister Gordon Brown in charge of it next?...WTF?

Posted by: CanaDave at May 17, 2011 02:19 PM (gVIyX)

31 They have him on a suicide watch now.

Posted by: Vic at May 17, 2011 06:16 PM (M9Ie6)

Does that involve giving him a rope with a noose and a bottle of poison?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 17, 2011 02:19 PM (z1N6a)

32 Yep, Gordon Brown wants it (via Drudge)

Posted by: CanaDave at May 17, 2011 02:22 PM (gVIyX)

33 Yeah but it wasn't...

Ok maybe it was bunga-bunga.

Posted by: MakinWhoopi at May 17, 2011 02:37 PM (l39os)

34 Strauss-Kahn: the Star Trek villain who understands modern philosopher through ancient texts better than they understand themselves!

Posted by: Elize Nayden B. at May 17, 2011 02:42 PM (60WrM)

35 I question the timing.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 17, 2011 03:16 PM (kUaEF)

36 News Thump

IMF chief tried to fuck maid after mistaking her for a small financially crippled country.

Posted by: sTevo at May 17, 2011 03:58 PM (VMcEw)

37 OK, serious question: DID he in fact rape her, or did he just TRY to rape her? Is the sodomy a question of seeking oral sex or did he in fact probe her bunghole with his schwing?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 17, 2011 04:11 PM (kUaEF)

38 Stomach churningly existentialist shrug.

Posted by: Every French Person's Actual Response to Everything at May 17, 2011 04:20 PM (U68tQ)

39 Cool Czech he went both Greek--and French. Damned pervert doesn't know how to screw like a good missionary.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 17, 2011 09:08 PM (3ESDJ)

40 Who wants to report to sickbay right now the leftists are going to go espatic INTRUDER ALERT,INTRUDER ALERT

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 17, 2011 09:35 PM (vA9ld)

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