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April 14, 2014

Fresh Open thread Smell - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
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Bring your witty and insightful commentary here until the boss rises from his slumber.

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1 GET UP ACE!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 14, 2014 08:36 AM (oFCZn)

2 Someone needs to enroll that kangaroo in AA!

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 14, 2014 08:36 AM (HDwDg)

3 Doesn't smell fresh to me. Smells like kangaroo nut sweat and failure, but mostly failure.

Posted by: grognard at April 14, 2014 08:37 AM (/29Nl)

4 I'm lookin', I'm lookin'!!!

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2014 08:37 AM (/FnUH)

5 Thread lite! Less filling and only 90 calories.

Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2014 08:38 AM (xWW96)

6 Part of the problem with getting up late -- among all the other problems -- is that one has to not only catch up on the news, but figure out which news is already stale.

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2014 08:38 AM (/FnUH)

7 The Wonder from Down Under!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 14, 2014 08:38 AM (AaZet)

8 But thank you NDH!

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2014 08:38 AM (/FnUH)

9 When did kangaroos starting living the AoSHQ lifestyle?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 08:38 AM (fLpqF)

10 Damn, now I'm hungry.

I'm lookin', I'm lookin'!!!

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2014 12:37 PM (/FnUH)

You can do it, ace!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 08:39 AM (4df7R)

11 Isn't how morons fall asleep? Clutching their bottle of hooch like a teddy bear?

Posted by: EC at April 14, 2014 08:39 AM (GQ8sn)

12 Jeb Bush doesn't micropander?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 14, 2014 08:39 AM (L02KD)

13 Let me wallaby be, mate.

Posted by: Seamus M. at April 14, 2014 08:39 AM (MKpBT)

14 A post on last night's game of thrones would take 2 minutes. Or you could spend an hour on something a third of the people will gripe about.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 14, 2014 08:39 AM (5UteM)

15 Part of the problem with getting up late -- among all the other problems -- is that one has to not only catch up on the news, but figure out which news is already stale. *** Take your time o' furry one. We'll be right here waiting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 08:39 AM (DmNpO)

16 When did kangaroos starting living the AoSHQ lifestyle?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 12:38 PM (fLpqF)

What you don't realize is that kangaroo is actually resident Oz Horde member aussie.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 08:39 AM (4df7R)

17 The kangaroo is the VMI mascot. It was picked back in the '50s because no other school had one.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 14, 2014 08:40 AM (NH4K+)

18 I object in the strong possible manner to the posting of this photo. Some of us have triggers you know.

Posted by: Kangaroo Bangers Anonymous at April 14, 2014 08:40 AM (0cMkb)

19 11 Isn't how morons fall asleep? Clutching their bottle of hooch like a teddy bear? Posted by: EC at April 14, 2014 12:39 PM (GQ8sn) My bottles are always smashed against the wall during the alcoholic rage that comes right before passing out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 14, 2014 08:40 AM (oFCZn)

20 So ace, did you exceed your daily limit of hobo pelts/Valu-Rite? AGAIN?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 08:40 AM (9I2L2)

21 At these prices, you won't get many more.

Posted by: A Kangaroo In A Bar at April 14, 2014 08:40 AM (8ZskC)

22 that salad looks good

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 14, 2014 08:40 AM (u8GsB)

23 Ah memories of college days gone bye

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2014 08:40 AM (t3UFN)

24 My antivirus is blocking the pic for some reason.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2014 08:41 AM (DrWcr)

25 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 12:39 PM (DmNpO) PJ media needs ace to post so it can quote from the comments again. (Y'all might be here waiting, but I"m going to get some lunch.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 14, 2014 08:41 AM (HDwDg)

26 There are enough particles of AWESOME in that photo to create a whole new universe.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 14, 2014 08:41 AM (TM1p8)

27 We'll be right here waiting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 12:39 PM (DmNpO)

.... DAMMIT.

*starts singing*

Wherever you go, whatever you do,

I will be right here waiting for you.

Whatever it takes, oh how my heart breaks,

I will be right here waiting for youuuuuu

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 08:41 AM (4df7R)

28 that salad looks good Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 14, 2014 12:40 PM (u8GsB) How good could it be? It don't like he eat any of it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2014 08:41 AM (t3UFN)

29 Part of the problem with getting up late -- among all the other problems -- is that one has to not only catch up on the news, but figure out which news is already stale.
Drunk kangaroo? It's old.

Posted by: fluffy at April 14, 2014 08:41 AM (Ua6T/)

30 Is there a thread for those of us who are not witty or insightful?

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2014 08:41 AM (zoehZ)

31 Smokes, booze... and an untouched salad. Yup.

Posted by: Damiano at April 14, 2014 08:42 AM (j0wOO)

32 30 Is there a thread for those of us who are not witty or insightful? Posted by: rickl

Dave in Texas puts those out.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 14, 2014 08:42 AM (5UteM)

33 Is there a thread for those of us who are not witty or insightful? Try HotAir.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2014 08:42 AM (8ZskC)

34 That sidebar item on Pohkeestahn should provide an answer to anybody wondering why the JEF has shit all over our relations with India. I'm as critical of GWB as anybody with his Rovian pandering dogshit but one unquestioned success of his was improving relations with India which Ear Leader has completely reversed.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 14, 2014 08:42 AM (/OMpS)

35 30 Is there a thread for those of us who are not witty or insightful? I was told you didn't have to be witty or insightful to be here...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 08:42 AM (9+ccr)

36 I did not realize 'roos liked grilled chicken caesar salad.

Posted by: EC at April 14, 2014 08:42 AM (GQ8sn)

Totally photoshopped... because they removed the Vegemite.

Posted by: Naughtius at April 14, 2014 08:43 AM (rZOh8)

38 Bring your witty and insightful commentary here until the boss rises from his slumber.
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Â“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Posted by: Some cultist at April 14, 2014 08:43 AM (78TbK)

39 Is there a thread for those of us who are not witty or insightful?

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2014 12:41 PM (zoehZ)

*points to Hot Air*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 08:43 AM (4df7R)

40 I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their threads.....

Posted by: MLK or Mumia take your pick.. at April 14, 2014 08:43 AM (DErq5)

41 Hey, maybe NDH can post something and let ace comment about it. thereby getting PJ Media to quote ace.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 08:43 AM (lby7O)

42 With that lifestyle, the EBT card is going to run out pretty quickly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2014 08:43 AM (8ZskC)

43 I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their threads.....

Posted by: MLK or Mumia take your pick.. at April 14, 2014 12:43 PM (DErq5)

You're going to be dreaming a looooooooong time.

Posted by: EC at April 14, 2014 08:44 AM (GQ8sn)

44 FUN FACT: The kangaroo uses its tail for balance, and its pouch for knitting yarn.

Posted by: Seamus M. at April 14, 2014 08:44 AM (MKpBT)

45 relations with India which Ear Leader has completely reversed.
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Does this mean I can't watch the Redskins any more Barry?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2014 08:44 AM (78TbK)

46 That Roo looks like road kill to me...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 08:44 AM (9+ccr)

47 I have a dream that my four little children will one
day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of
their skin

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Racist!

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 14, 2014 08:45 AM (78TbK)

48 Maryland Grocery Store Limiting Itself to 49 Full-Time Employees thxobamacare! theconversation/breitbart

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2014 08:45 AM (IXrOn)

49 If you sleep in late constantly, you need to keep a lawyer on retainer and check your clothes for blood on a daily basis.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 14, 2014 08:45 AM (oFCZn)

50 I always thought Kanga and Roo were the most under utilized characters in the 100 Acre Wood.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 08:45 AM (4df7R)

51 Did they find that damn plane yet?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 14, 2014 08:45 AM (5UteM)

52 Q: The difference between a Kangaroo and a Subaroo? A: COEXIST sticker

Posted by: Seamus M. at April 14, 2014 08:45 AM (MKpBT)

53 Read somewhere that blu-ray sales still haven't passed DVD sales in 2014. Blu-ray revenue still growing, but DVD shrinking faster so overall home media market declining. Home media market peaked in 2004. So this is a decade of decline now. Decline has been fairly mild, unlike what happened to the music industry when sales were cut in half. But, like with music, the streaming and downloading trend, even when they can charge for it, is replacing high-revenue packaged media with lower revenue streaming and digital download services.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2014 08:46 AM (ZPrif)

54 I'm halfway witty.

Posted by: Seamus M. at April 14, 2014 08:46 AM (MKpBT)

55 FUN FACT: The kangaroo uses its tail for balance, and its pouch for knitting yarn. If you don't have a cooch, a pouch would work just as well. And your sweaters wouldn't attract so many cats.

Posted by: Casey Jenkins at April 14, 2014 08:46 AM (8ZskC)

56 Did they find that damn plane yet? Nope. They've moved on to the right wing tea party KKK killer.....

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 08:46 AM (9+ccr)

57 If you sleep in late constantly, you need to keep a lawyer on retainer and check your clothes for blood on a daily basis. Or as ace calls it, another day of pelt taking.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 08:46 AM (DdKqN)

58 Tie me kangaroo down, Mate Tie me kangaroo down Don't let 'em go an get drunk on plonk an eat chicken nuggets an smoke and pass out, Mate Jus' tie me me kangaroo down All together now!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2014 08:46 AM (0cMkb)

59 Ace, here's what your Game of Thrones post could look like :

Hey, how about that Game Of Thrones last night, wild huh? Did you see who got killed at that thing? Is anyone safe? Discuss.

That would work for every Game Of Thrones episode.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 14, 2014 08:48 AM (5UteM)

60 Anybody know who bought the Ford GT40 at the Mecum Auction in Houston on Saturday. That little sucker was LOUD in the house! I think it went for $7.1 million or so.

Posted by: DanMan at April 14, 2014 08:48 AM (RusNE)

61 Â“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Posted by: Some cultist at April 14, 2014 12:43 PM (78TbK)

Oh sure, easy for YOU to say...

Posted by: HH at April 14, 2014 08:48 AM (XXwdv)

62 I'm betting that kangaroo was run over by a runaway tortoise. (misjudged the speed)

Posted by: Seamus M. at April 14, 2014 08:48 AM (MKpBT)

63 But, like with music, the streaming and downloading trend, even when they can charge for it, is replacing high-revenue packaged media with lower revenue streaming and digital download services.
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They've gone from charging $20 for one song you want and 9 you don't to $1 for the one song you want.

Oh, and people have options outside of the heavily packaged crap they play on the radio now too, so it isn't a surprise the big music companies are facing some pressure...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2014 08:48 AM (78TbK)

64 Tan me hide when I die, Clyde Tan me hide when I die So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde And that's it hangn' in the shed.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 08:48 AM (js4Ly)

65 Hey, how about that Game Of Thrones last night, wild huh? Did you see who got killed at that thing? Is anyone safe? Discuss. That would work for every Game Of Thrones episode. *** You forgot boobs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 08:48 AM (DmNpO)

66 That would work for every Game Of Thrones episode. I prefer the Vikings... More blood and guts...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 08:48 AM (9+ccr)

67 >>> Nope. They've moved on to the right wing tea party KKK killer..... Us again? Sheesh. Isn't is time for Justin Bieber to get stoned and crash into something again?

Posted by: Koch Brothers at April 14, 2014 08:49 AM (j0wOO)

68 Nope. They've moved on to the right wing tea party KKK killer.....
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...and perennial Democrat political candidate.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2014 08:49 AM (78TbK)

69 Is that a Sigbin?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 14, 2014 08:49 AM (Fp7JI)

70 I have a new case this morning. A woman's AA sponsors visited the home she shares with her mother and steals mom's prescription medication.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 14, 2014 08:49 AM (wTgwx)

71 Only 157 days until retirement and then I can be more like Ace and sleep in late EVERY day.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at April 14, 2014 08:49 AM (W2YA6)

72 .and perennial Democrat political candidate. Think you'll be reading about that fact?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 08:50 AM (9+ccr)

73 Obama At Prayer Breakfast: Â“Lord, Fill My Mouth With Worthwhile Stuff And Nudge Me When IÂ’ve Said EnoughÂ”Â… what the hell posus weaselzippers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2014 08:50 AM (IXrOn)

74 Â“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Posted by: Some cultist at April 14, 2014 12:43 PM (78TbK)

*imagines ginormous furry Cthulu humping Nyarlathotep's garbage*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 08:50 AM (4df7R)

75 You forgot boobs. And limp weiners! Don't forget the limp weiners.

Posted by: George RR Martin at April 14, 2014 08:50 AM (0cMkb)

76 Hey, how about that Game Of Thrones last night, wild huh? Did you see who got killed at that thing? Is anyone safe? Discuss. Is winter ever going to come? With all the wild awful magical creatures doing cool things? /disclaimer: I don't watch GoT, too many dongs

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 14, 2014 08:50 AM (qKrH5)

77 PG: Dodgers Giants tonight 10pm Eastern

Posted by: Bob from table9 at April 14, 2014 08:51 AM (jsa6I)

78 Mulligan: Tan me hide when ~~I die, Clyde~~ I'm dead, Fred Tan me hide when ~~I die~~ I'm dead So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde And that's it hangn' in the shed.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 08:51 AM (S0zQV)

79 And limp weiners! Don't forget the limp weiners. Posted by: George RR Martin at April 14, 2014 12:50 PM (0cMkb) Got it covered! Wait.. What?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at April 14, 2014 08:51 AM (j0wOO)

80 Anybody know who bought the Ford GT40 at the Mecum Auction in Houston on Saturday. That little sucker was LOUD in the house! I think it went for $7.1 million or so. *** Wow!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 08:51 AM (DmNpO)

81 Modified Game of Thrones post :

Hey, how about that Game Of Thrones last night, wild huh? Did you see who got killed at that thing? Is anyone safe? And what about all those boobs and penises we saw!!! Were those in any way necessary for the plot? Discuss.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 14, 2014 08:52 AM (5UteM)

82 Ace, take a look at the John Doe star chamber prosecutions in Wisconsin. It's how the progressives intend to bring down Scott Walker. They certainly don't want him running for President and, ideally, they'd like him in jail.

Posted by: MTF at April 14, 2014 08:52 AM (F58x4)

83 That would work for every Game Of Thrones episode. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 14, 2014 12:48 PM (5UteM) Meh, you left out the dragons.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2014 08:52 AM (IXrOn)

84 Q: The difference between a Kangaroo and a Subaroo?

A: COEXIST sticker

Posted by: Seamus M. at April 14, 2014 12:45 PM (MKpBT)

A: A lesbian won't fit in a kangaroo's pouch.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 14, 2014 08:52 AM (L8r/r)

85 . They certainly don't want him running for President and, ideally, they'd like him in jail.
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Jail is a start I suppose.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 14, 2014 08:52 AM (78TbK)

86 82 Ace, take a look at the John Doe star chamber prosecutions in Wisconsin. It's how the progressives intend to bring down Scott Walker. They certainly don't want him running for President and, ideally, they'd like him in jail. I thought they threw that out?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 08:53 AM (9+ccr)

87 Obama At Prayer Breakfast: Â“Lord, Fill My Mouth With Worthwhile Stuff And Nudge Me When IÂ’ve Said EnoughÂ”Â… what the hell posus weaselzippers Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2014 12:50 PM (IXrOn) I'm embarrassed for my country.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2014 08:53 AM (oMKp3)

88 Obama At Prayer Breakfast: Â“Lord, Fill My Mouth With Worthwhile Stuff And Nudge Me When IÂ’ve Said EnoughÂ”Â… Give poor Barack a break. He was just tahrred becuz he come so far fum where he started fum.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at April 14, 2014 08:53 AM (8ZskC)

89 Tan me hide when I die, Clyde
Tan me hide when I die
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangn' in the shed.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 12:48 PM (js4Ly)

You know, the guys who played backup instrumentation on that song thought it was so awful that they didn't even want to record it. They had the option of either taking 10% of the song's royalties or a one time payment of something like 30 pounds. They all took the one time payment.

Meanwhile, fast forward sixty years, and Rolf Harris is STILL making a living off that song.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 08:53 AM (4df7R)

90 Lord, Fill My Mouth With Worthwhile Stuff
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What can you even say to that?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2014 08:54 AM (78TbK)

91 Obama At Prayer Breakfast: Â“Lord, Fill My Mouth With Worthwhile Stuff And Nudge Me When IÂ’ve Said EnoughÂ”Â… *nudge* Just hum. bitch.

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 14, 2014 08:54 AM (j0wOO)

92 The real Game of Throne spoiler alert: George R. R. Martin is going six way from Sunday and had to go ask his fans at their website to know what all the characters are up to. I suspect that his next book will jump the shark long before any of teh shows on HBO does.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 08:54 AM (59U5Q)

93 Q: The difference between a Kangaroo and a Subaroo? A: You'll never see a douche in a Kangaroo

Posted by: Seamus M. at April 14, 2014 08:55 AM (MKpBT)

94 4Â I'm lookin', I'm lookin'!!!Â Posted by: ace at April 14, 2014 12:37 PM (/FnUH) ------ Check Hot Air? *I denounce myself

Posted by: shredded chi at April 14, 2014 08:55 AM (3mOji)

95 Obama At Prayer Breakfast: Â“Lord, Fill My Mouth With Worthwhile Stuff And Nudge Me When IÂ’ve Said EnoughÂ”Â… Obama Prayer Thread Lord, Fill My Heart With Love for My White Slutty Mommie, And Let Me Be Her Perfect Commie...

Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2014 08:55 AM (0cMkb)

96 Obama's anti-trust enforcement policy: 1: Does the company donate $ to Democrats? If yes, goto Step 3, if no step 2. 2: Explain how much Republicans suck. Goto Step 1 3: Approve Merger! DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT REPORT: Justice Dept. Selectively Blocks Mergers by Republican CEOs... http://drudge.tw/1qWRBYI

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2014 08:55 AM (ZPrif)

97 You don't have to pray for that Barry. Just give me a call.

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 14, 2014 08:56 AM (Aif/5)

98 I'm embarrassed for my country. Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2014 12:53 PM (oMKp3) I honestly don't know what to say. Was he going with Dr. Seuss within a prayer? He's making fun of prayer, Easter, God...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2014 08:56 AM (IXrOn)

99 That kangaroo doesn't look too worried about drop bears.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at April 14, 2014 08:56 AM (V40IZ)

100 Obama At Prayer Breakfast: Â“Lord, Fill My Mouth With Worthwhile Stuff And Nudge Me When IÂ’ve Said EnoughÂ”Â… Eh, it's an old folksy homily. He tacked the quote on the end of his gasbaggery.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 14, 2014 08:56 AM (qKrH5)

101 Ace, take a look at the John Doe star chamber prosecutions in Wisconsin. It's how the progressives intend to bring down Scott Walker. They certainly don't want him running for President and, ideally, they'd like him in jail. I thought they threw that out? I thought they let the civil suits continue against the people who started them in the first place?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 08:56 AM (WUm4Q)

102 I suspect that his next book will jump the shark long before any of teh shows on HBO does.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 12:54 PM (59U5Q)

I suspect the next book will come out after the series has already ended, and GRRM will end up just writing a novelization of whatever the series writers decide to do with the characters because he's so damn slow and erratic.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 08:57 AM (4df7R)

103

Heh. Californicatia continues it's relentless march into third worldliness. I am thinking I don't actually care.

http://tinyurl.com/pbdm74a

Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2014 08:57 AM (xWW96)

104 He's making fun of prayer, Easter, God...
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Well, I'm not making fun of every god!

Posted by: The Precedent looking in the mirror at April 14, 2014 08:57 AM (78TbK)

105 So the Obama prayer thing wasn't a joke? He really said that?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 08:57 AM (9+ccr)

106 Posted by: John P. Squibob

It says in the credits that Martin is writing for the HBO series but then I read that last nights episode was something he wasn't as familiar with as he should be since he wrote it in 1998.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 14, 2014 08:57 AM (5UteM)

107 "We have been the recipients of the choicest bounties of Heaven. We have been preserved, these many years, in peace and prosperity. We have grown in numbers, wealth and power, as no other nation has ever grown. But we have forgotten God. We have forgotten the gracious hand which preserved us in peace, and multiplied and enriched and strengthened us; and we have vainly imagined, in the deceitfulness of our hearts, that all these blessings were produced by some superior wisdom and virtue of our own. Intoxicated with unbroken success, we have become too self-sufficient to feel the necessity of redeeming and preserving grace, too proud to pray to the God that made us! It behooves us then, to humble ourselves before the offended Power, to confess our national sins, and to pray for clemency and forgiveness. Now, therefore, in compliance with the request, and fully concurring in the views of the Senate, I do, by this my proclamation, designate and set apart Thursday, the 30th. day of April, 1863, as a day of national humiliation, fasting and prayer. And I do hereby request all the People to abstain, on that day, from their ordinary secular pursuits, and to unite, at their several places of public worship and their respective homes, in keeping the day holy to the Lord, and devoted to the humble discharge of the religious duties proper to that solemn occasion." Prayer request of Abraham Lincoln . Compare and contrast.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2014 08:57 AM (oMKp3)

108 Meh, you left out the dragons. *** Anna Puma spotted this last night. http://bit.ly/1t0VAHw

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 08:57 AM (DmNpO)

109 Obama Prayer: Lord, Fill My Mouth With Wagyu and Veggies, Then Later Maybe Something from Reggie...

Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2014 08:58 AM (0cMkb)

110 Prayer request of Abraham Lincoln . Compare and contrast.
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TL;DR

Posted by: The Precedent looking in the mirror at April 14, 2014 08:58 AM (78TbK)

111 I just tweeted to ask Mark Knoller if he's serious about that prayer or just fooling with us.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 08:58 AM (DmNpO)

112 17 The kangaroo is the VMI mascot. It was picked back in the '50s because no other school had one. What am I? Chopped kangaroo liver? " Zippy is the female mascot of the University of Akron athletics team. Zippy is a kangaroo, and was chosen by a committee in 1953."

Posted by: Zippy at April 14, 2014 08:58 AM (8MjqI)

113 >>> 106 So the Obama prayer thing wasn't a joke? He really said that? Just once. After I nudged him is was more of a gargle, gag, slurp kind of thing.

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 14, 2014 08:58 AM (j0wOO)

114 My bold prediction for GRRM? He will die before finishing the books. 20 years to write five books.

Posted by: Adam at April 14, 2014 08:58 AM (Aif/5)

115 So the Obama prayer thing wasn't a joke? He really said that?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 12:57 PM (9+ccr)

Yes. Yes he did.

TWITCHY: http://tiny.cc/q4fbex

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 08:59 AM (4df7R)

116 65 Hey, how about that Game Of Thrones last night, wild huh? And I was just warming up to Joffrey. He ran the kingdom like a HOA president and he wasn't too keen on midgets.

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2014 09:00 AM (u2a4R)

117
Meh, you left out the dragons.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2014 12:52 PM (IXrOn)

Floppy dragon weiners.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2014 09:00 AM (DrWcr)

118 Ukraine story is big. Ukraine president promised a big counter-offensive to take back eastern Ukraine (not Crimea, other cities) from Russian separatists. Gave a deadline. Deadline has come and gone and nothing happened. Unclear why. Appears that some of the police forces have refused to follow orders. Situation murky. Euromaidan PR ‏@EuromaidanPR 29m Separatists control about 50% of cities in #Donetsk oblast, #Ukraine http://bit.ly/1jEtIEa @radiosvoboda | PR

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2014 09:00 AM (ZPrif)

119 The kid playing Joffrey did a hell of a job.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 14, 2014 09:00 AM (5UteM)

120 Somebody get Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama on the red phone, STAT! Ask them to tell us specifically why the Utah woman who killed her 7 kids is a criminal, rather than the Left's Greatest Hero.

Fucking Moloch-Loving Baby-Eaters.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 14, 2014 09:01 AM (TM1p8)

121 For reference, kangaroo is tasty yet lean, best grilled medium rare. Also makes a damn fine hat.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 14, 2014 09:01 AM (wKjeW)

122 Never box a drunk kangaroo, because they kick and bite.

Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2014 09:01 AM (UzPAd)

123 Did they find that damn plane yet? Posted by: Dr Spank at April 14, 2014 12:45 PM (5UteM) The rent is to damn high

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2014 09:01 AM (t3UFN)

124 I just saw the name of that KKK Kansas killer. Wow. That nut threatened to sue me when I refused to run advertising for him when he was going to run for congress in Mo. I knew he was certifiable. Didn't realize he was homicidal.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 14, 2014 09:01 AM (Ijr/x)

125 Never box a drunk kangaroo, because they kick and bite. Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2014 01:01 PM (UzPAd) So do wives even when they are sober

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2014 09:01 AM (t3UFN)

126 I'm not that witty so I will borrow someone else's wit.

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits" - A.E.

Posted by: KWdreaming at April 14, 2014 09:01 AM (8QW0x)

127 77 PG: Dodgers Giants tonight 10pm Eastern Posted by: Bob from table9 at April 14, 2014 12:51 PM (jsa6I) ((((((((BOB))))))))))

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 14, 2014 09:01 AM (u8GsB)

128 wow, never thought I'd be agreeing with al franken, but he's a lone hero on this one, and it benefits Dems the most: http://thehill.com/blogs/hillicon-valley/technology/203431-franken-blasts-comcast-merger

Posted by: docweasel at April 14, 2014 09:01 AM (gW7Y2)

129 Eh, it's an old folksy homily. He tacked the quote on the end of his gasbaggery.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 14, 2014 12:56 PM (qKrH5)

And if it were Dubya I'd forgive him for that, because I'd believe Dubya was being folksy. Obammy, we've been told, is the paragon of rhetorical prowess. The only reason he'd lower himself to using a folksy homily would be if he was making fun of it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 09:02 AM (4df7R)

130 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 14, 2014 12:58 PM (oGrEy) ------------- My birthday is the 17th of September. On the 18th is the scheduled launch of the new Orion capsule. The 19th is Friday and my last day working. I'm not down to computing hours yet, but it's coming. Probably after I get back from the USBC Open Tournament in Reno in June.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at April 14, 2014 09:02 AM (RQDhf)

131 Before Prince George flies home, I suggest aussie pat the little toy thief down.

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 14, 2014 09:02 AM (8c12T)

132 you know that picture is fake because that roo isn't wearing boxing gloves

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 14, 2014 09:02 AM (u8GsB)

133 DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT REPORT: Justice Dept. Selectively Blocks Mergers by Republican CEOs... http://drudge.tw/1qWRBYI Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2014 12:55 PM (ZPrif) It's sad when you read things like this and say, "of course they did."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2014 09:02 AM (IXrOn)

134 Obama Prayer: Lord, Let Me Destroy the Middle Class, With No Work Or Jobs And $10 Gas...

Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2014 09:02 AM (0cMkb)

135 I just saw the name of that KKK Kansas killer. Wow. That nut threatened to sue me when I refused to run advertising for him when he was going to run for congress in Mo. I knew he was certifiable. Didn't realize he was homicidal. *** Geez! Not exactly the kind of brush with fame one desires.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 09:02 AM (DmNpO)

136 Never box a drunk kangaroo, because they kick and bite. Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2014 01:01 PM (UzPAd) So do wives even when they are sober Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2014 01:01 PM (t3UFN) Not to mention what they do with knives.

Posted by: John Wayne Bobbitt at April 14, 2014 09:02 AM (j0wOO)

137 93 The real Game of Throne spoiler alert:

George R. R. Martin is going six way from Sunday and had to go ask his fans at their website to know what all the characters are up to.

I suspect that his next book will jump the shark long before any of teh shows on HBO does.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2014 12:54 PM (59U5Q)

Wait, what? He doesn't have a bible? This is what research assistants are for. Sheesh, no wonder the novels are incessant.

Posted by: joncelli at April 14, 2014 09:03 AM (RD7QR)

138 It's sad when you read things like this and say, "of course they did." *** So. Monday?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 09:03 AM (DmNpO)

139 And I was just warming up to Joffrey. He ran the kingdom like a HOA president and he wasn't too keen on midgets. Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2014 01:00 PM (u2a4R) ok...that right there was funny....golf clap

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 14, 2014 09:03 AM (u8GsB)

140 Two sentence horror story. One of my inlaws gave me an acer a500 tablet that he wants me to fix.

Posted by: Federick Forrest at April 14, 2014 09:03 AM (JKNRq)

141 wow, never thought I'd be agreeing with al franken, but he's a lone hero on this one, and it benefits Dems the most: http://thehill.com/blogs/hillicon-valley/technology/203431-franken-blasts-comcast-merger Posted by: docweasel at April 14, 2014 01:01 PM (gW7Y2) I think Franken got the shock of his life jumping into politics.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2014 09:03 AM (IXrOn)

142 Can see real good why Ace ain't exactly torqued up with rise and shine and carpe the fuckin' diem spirit this fine day, given the problems facing Mister Sweet Sweet KC Sounds hisownself, charter moron Glenn Miller. Tough to see a Spader take it up the wazoo like this: http://tinyurl.com/njugndx Third Rate Bromance, Low Pay Renters' View.

Posted by: Bushslapper5.0 at April 14, 2014 09:04 AM (w45V0)

143 >>Obama At Prayer Breakfast: Â“Lord, Fill My Mouth With Worthwhile Stuff And Nudge Me When IÂ’ve Said EnoughÂ”Â… If only Obama got a case of laryngitis this week!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2014 09:04 AM (IdOTf)

144 My birthday is the 17th of September. On the 18th is the scheduled launch of the new Orion capsule. The 19th is Friday and my last day working. I'm not down to computing hours yet, but it's coming. Probably after I get back from the USBC Open Tournament in Reno in June.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at April 14, 2014 01:02 PM (RQDhf)

That's pronounced "OR-ee-on."

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 14, 2014 09:04 AM (L8r/r)

145 Now that the little shit, Joeffrey, is gone, they already have another replacement for him. I don't remember his name but he's the guy who lies to flay people and ....other things. All of them are shits on that program. Even Tyrion. He's an enabler. If he would just grab the whore and split,

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 14, 2014 09:04 AM (8c12T)

146 I used to make fun of Subarus too until i started driving a WRX. Fun. A d ive never seen a "woman in comfy shoes" driving a WRX.

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 14, 2014 09:05 AM (DUWOj)

147 Two sentence horror story. One of my inlaws gave me an acer a500 tablet that he wants me to fix. Posted by: Federick Forrest at April 14, 2014 01:03 PM (JKNRq) Step 1: Throw in trash Step 2: Buy a new tablet that is not an Acer

Posted by: Damiano at April 14, 2014 09:05 AM (j0wOO)

148 We start out praying he'll not fill our mouths with stuff at all. I take it we're down to hoping we won't get the foul tasting post-asparagus stuff.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2014 09:05 AM (6mYGI)

149 Wait, what? He doesn't have a bible? This is what research assistants are for. Sheesh, no wonder the novels are incessant.

Posted by: joncelli at April 14, 2014 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

I don't think anyone actually involved with the writing and printing of the books actually reads them anymore, least of all GRRM. His editors sure don't, else most of the last book would have been whittled down to about half what it was.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 14, 2014 09:05 AM (4df7R)

150 Who left an upper-decker in the loo?

Joey did it.

Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2014 09:05 AM (UzPAd)

151 Not exactly the kind of brush with fame one desires. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 01:02 PM No kidding. Hope that didn't count as my 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 14, 2014 09:05 AM (Ijr/x)

152 I wonder: if the Democratic Party hadn't coddled and colluded with segregationists and white supremacists for the hundred years following the Civil War, all in the name of clinging to power, would folks like the Kansas City shooter still be roaming the American countryside?

Posted by: stuiec at April 14, 2014 09:06 AM (eetvJ)

153 Step 1: Throw in trash Step 2: Buy a new tablet that is not an Acer *** My daughter's Acer netbook has lasted for years without a single problem.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 09:06 AM (DmNpO)

154 Posted by: Shep Smith at April 14, 2014 01:04 PM (L8r/r) --------- Meh. Potato, Potahtoe, Tomato, Tomahtoe. Pricks won't send me down to Orlando for the launch. Cheap bastages.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at April 14, 2014 09:07 AM (RQDhf)

155 So. Monday? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 01:03 PM (DmNpO) Yes. Pretty much.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2014 09:07 AM (IXrOn)

156 One of the odd things about racking out about when Ace gets in, is that I end up reviewing all the threads at about 8-ish, and catch up on what I missed pretty efficiently. I lurk high speed in the past tense. Â….I ahhÂ….inVENTED it.

Posted by: ontherocks at April 14, 2014 09:07 AM (/v+1z)

157 Posted by: olddog in mo at April 14, 2014 01:01 PM (Ijr/x) That's so creepy. I'm glad you steered clear of him. Those poor people.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2014 09:07 AM (oMKp3)

158 He also choose the first openly gay minister to lead the prayer...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 09:07 AM (9+ccr)

159 It's a tax!

Posted by: john Roberts at April 14, 2014 09:08 AM (q+zA9)

160 So how does Holder press Fed Hate Crimes prosecution on the Kansas shooter when all he bagged was Methodists and a parking lot attendant? Serious question.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 14, 2014 09:08 AM (oDCMR)

161 Wow!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 12:51 PM (DmNpO)

That 1965 Corvette you had featured last week brought $750,000 I believe.

Posted by: DanMan at April 14, 2014 09:08 AM (RusNE)

162 One of the odd things about racking out about when Ace gets in, is that I end up reviewing all the threads at about 8-ish, and catch up on what I missed pretty efficiently. I lurk high speed in the past tense. Â….I ahhÂ….inVENTED it. *** I always go back and read the older posts as well, although I don't usually read the comments.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 09:09 AM (DmNpO)

163

Russian jet's passes near U.S. ship in Black Sea 'provocative': Pentagon

"This provocative and unprofessional Russian action is inconsistent with their national protocols and previous agreements on the professional interaction between our militaries," said Colonel Steve Warren, a Pentagon spokesman.

Well that'll just about cover the fly-bys....

Posted by: Viper at April 14, 2014 09:09 AM (DErq5)

164 So how does Holder press Fed Hate Crimes prosecution on the Kansas shooter when all he bagged was Methodists and a parking lot attendant? Serious question.

***

Hate crimes punish you for your thoughts. He wanted to kill Joooooooooooooooooos, so there you go. It's like a Christian committing adultery in his heart.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 14, 2014 09:09 AM (7XKHI)

165 OT - oh, wait this is a content free thread - that DDG 1000 looks like something from the 21st Century!

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2014 09:10 AM (4+AaH)

166 Lord, I'm thankful for the food that fills my gut, and hope you'll help me when I putt.

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 14, 2014 09:10 AM (08jH8)

167 Well that'll just about cover the fly-bys.... ------ Doing the jobs that Americans just won't do

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at April 14, 2014 09:10 AM (q/kmn)

168

So, you think YOU had a bad weekend?

http://tinyurl.com/ndh63eg

Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2014 09:10 AM (xWW96)

169 looks like I'm going to take out $100k in student loans to work at Starbuck's yo

Posted by: Class of '14 at April 14, 2014 09:10 AM (q+zA9)

170 160 He also choose the first openly gay minister to lead the prayer... Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 01:07 PM (9+ccr) ........Aaaannnd it just keeps getting better and better.....

Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2014 09:11 AM (oMKp3)

171 So why didn't the cops just shoot dead the KS shooter? Did he surrender? Looks like he was seeking another platform for his bullshit.

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 14, 2014 09:11 AM (8c12T)

172 120 Ukraine story is big.
Ukraine president promised a big counter-offensive to take back eastern Ukraine (not Crimea, other cities) from Russian separatists. Gave a deadline. Deadline has come and gone and nothing happened. Unclear why. Appears that some of the police forces have refused to follow orders. Situation murky.

Euromaidan PR ‏@EuromaidanPR 29m
Separatists control about 50% of cities in #Donetsk oblast, #Ukraine http://bit.ly/1jEtIEa @radiosvoboda | PR

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2014 01:00 PM (ZPrif)

They'll have to purge the police and military of any ethnic Russians. If not, Donets oblast goes to the Russians. They can pick the Russian-majority oblasts off one by one this way.

Posted by: joncelli at April 14, 2014 09:12 AM (RD7QR)

173 "Step 1: Throw in trash Step 2: Buy a new tablet that is not an Acer" Posted by: Damiano at April 14, 2014 01:05 PM (j0wOO) My printer (HP 6000) stopped working on Friday - wouldn't print in black ink but did the colors fine. I went to the office supply and bought a package of ink cartridges for $63.50, with one each black, blue, red and yellow. Came back and installed the black, to no avail. No printing. Went yesterday and bought a new HP 6000 with ink cartridges for $73.00. Plus, Office Depot gave me a $10 gift card. How do they do that?

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2014 09:12 AM (u2a4R)

174 Have we been called "racist" yet today. I know it's early but I trust their resourcefulness.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 14, 2014 09:12 AM (jEV5Y)

175 >>Someone needs to enroll that kangaroo in AA! Australians Anonymous?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 14, 2014 09:13 AM (V4CBV)

176 Well that'll just about cover the fly-bys....

Posted by: Viper at April 14, 2014 01:09 PM (DErq5)

It is just like 1986 all over again

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at April 14, 2014 09:13 AM (q+zA9)

177 *clutches Horde to bosom* Am on road with the parents. Someone is getting heaved out of the car before we get there. I love my family. I love my family. I would love them more if they were over there though.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at April 14, 2014 09:13 AM (nqCPH)

178 Yeah, what's the Hate Crime rules on if you try to commit a hate crime against Group X and get Group Z instead? If some black guy starts screaming about whitey and takes out a hispanic -- what's the ruling? Do we have to determine if the victim was a white hispanic or a hispanic-hispanic first? What if he gets a half-asian? Do we do a paper bag test? What if he's going after hispanics and gets a guido with a spray tan instead? What's the ruling there?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2014 09:14 AM (ZPrif)

179 6 Part of the problem with getting up late -- among all the other problems -- is that one has to not only catch up on the news, but figure out which news is already stale.

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2014 12:38 PM (/FnUH)

Just steal from Hot Air or Ben's Link Dump like you usually do

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2014 09:14 AM (LI48c)

180 I suspect that Russian jet doing the fly by was not the first provocative act happening over there.

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2014 09:14 AM (4+AaH)

181 Russian jet's passes near U.S. ship in Black Sea 'provocative': Pentagon Sooooo 19th century. *eyeroll* That is, if they had jets in the 19th century, which I'm not sure if they did.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 14, 2014 09:14 AM (8ZskC)

182
How do they do that?

Posted by: jwest at April 14, 2014 01:12 PM (u2a4R)

You will only buy one printer every 4 or 5 years but you have to buy ink all the time. The printer is a loss-leader; the ink is where the profit is.

Posted by: joncelli at April 14, 2014 09:14 AM (RD7QR)

183 >>Someone needs to enroll that kangaroo in AA!

Aborigine Anonymous?

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at April 14, 2014 09:14 AM (q+zA9)

184 My church has a pastor who lived as a homosexual as well as a pastor who ran drugs and guns. The difference is, they don't still do those things. And they don't get invited to Obama's "prayer" breakfasts.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2014 09:14 AM (oMKp3)

185 FYI - You spelled "stupor" wrong, NDH.. it's not spelled "slumber"..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 14, 2014 09:14 AM (Z7PrM)

186 >I always go back and read the older posts as well, although I don't usually read the comments. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 01:09 PM (DmNpO) I don't read the comments. Â…..cept yours of course NDHÂ…. Actually,I have this overnight off, but I have to stay in vampire mode or I lose it in the middle of the week.

Posted by: ontherocks at April 14, 2014 09:14 AM (/v+1z)

187 Anybody else having one of those "I'm just flushing eight hours of my life down the toilet" days at work?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2014 09:15 AM (zF6Iw)

188 My printer (HP 6000) stopped working on Friday - wouldn't print in black ink but did the colors fine. I went to the office supply and bought a package of ink cartridges for $63.50, with one each black, blue, red and yellow. Came back and installed the black, to no avail. No printing. Went yesterday and bought a new HP 6000 with ink cartridges for $73.00. Plus, Office Depot gave me a $10 gift card. How do they do that? *** When they start acting up, automatically ditch it and buy a new one. A new printer with even a starter pkg of ink is usually more economical than buying just the ink and wasting it. I just bought a new HP 6520e last week.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 09:15 AM (DmNpO)

189

Due to ACa requirements Ace cannot blog for more than 29 hours a week or we have to pay for his heathcare and whores.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 14, 2014 09:15 AM (SO2Q8)

190 *clutches Horde to bosom* Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at April 14, 2014 01:13 PM (nqCPH)

:::: sigh :::

Ahhhhhhhh.....

Sooooooo comfy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 14, 2014 09:15 AM (sbV1u)

191 My bad NDH, that 'vette sold for almost $800k...http://mycarquest.com/2014/04/this-1967-corvette-sold-for-797500.html

Posted by: DanMan at April 14, 2014 09:15 AM (RusNE)

192 All news is stale news.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 14, 2014 09:15 AM (GXWXg)

193 Empowered woman fixes her own 66 Chevelle SS http://tinyurl.com/okm2b58

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2014 09:16 AM (aTXUx)

194 179 *clutches Horde to bosom*

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at April 14, 2014 01:13 PM (nqCPH) MMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2014 09:16 AM (DrWcr)

195 Are we talking Semitic Methodists?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 14, 2014 09:16 AM (oDCMR)

196 191 Due to ACa requirements Ace cannot blog for more than 29 hours a week or we have to pay for his heathcare and whores.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 14, 2014 01:15 PM (SO2Q

Just so long as we don't have to pay for the whores' health care. Imagine the vaccinations alone...

Posted by: joncelli at April 14, 2014 09:17 AM (RD7QR)

197 Empowered woman fixes her own 66 Chevelle SS

http://tinyurl.com/okm2b58

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2014 01:16 PM (aTXUx)

*helps check her undercarriage*

Posted by: EC at April 14, 2014 09:17 AM (GQ8sn)

198 189 Anybody else having one of those "I'm just flushing eight hours of my life down the toilet" days at work? --------- Yes

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at April 14, 2014 09:17 AM (W2YA6)

199 That's a barrelling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 14, 2014 09:17 AM (/Dico)

200 Could I have a *wink* with that nudge?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 14, 2014 09:17 AM (8MjqI)

201 Ace is awake. Nood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 14, 2014 09:17 AM (ojnk6)

202 I wonder if the Russkie tossed out a bag of shit on the ship as it passed over, pigeon like.

Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2014 09:17 AM (xWW96)

203 My bad NDH, that 'vette sold for almost $800k *** And what a spectacular car it is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2014 09:17 AM (DmNpO)

204 If some black guy starts screaming about whitey and takes out a hispanic -- what's the ruling? Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2014 01:14 PM (ZPrif)

We do nothing. Everyone knows that minorities can't be racist.

Duh!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 14, 2014 09:18 AM (sbV1u)

205 199 Empowered woman fixes her own 66 Chevelle SS

http://tinyurl.com/okm2b58

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2014 01:16 PM (aTXUx)

*helps check her undercarriage*

Posted by: EC at April 14, 2014 01:17 PM (GQ8sn)

I wonder how she is with struts...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2014 09:18 AM (DrWcr)

206 Soul stealing ginger and her Viper http://www.pinterest.com/pin/474496510712670883/

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2014 09:18 AM (aTXUx)

207

"I'm just flushing eight hours of my life down the toilet" days at work?

---

No, but I used to have days where i'd flush 8 decades of someones elses life down the toilet.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at April 14, 2014 09:19 AM (SO2Q8)

208 y'all oughta be reading all the insightful stuff Ace is posting at the Federalist

Posted by: Gabe at April 14, 2014 09:20 AM (SO2Q8)

209 Lord, thanks for the plane you give me, on which I fly, to all the vacation spots, far and wide.

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 14, 2014 09:21 AM (08jH8)

210 We do nothing. Everyone knows that minorities can't be racist.

Duh!

***

Plus blacks kill Hispanics all the time.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 14, 2014 09:21 AM (7XKHI)

211 "I knew he was certifiable. Didn't realize he was homicidal. "
\

Heck, you rarely ever do. I'm just wondering what he was doing up here.Just BTW, those shootings happened fairly near where I live. So he drove up from south of Springfield, MO, to commit this terrible act.

And I don't know if you have read this, but his first two victims weren't even Jewish. Just happened to be at the Jewish Community Center for some entirely different reason.

Oh, and we have also had random shootings at cars on the Freeway on the MO side of KC.

Not a lot of good press out of KS lately...

Posted by: HH at April 14, 2014 09:21 AM (XXwdv)

212 Empowered woman fixes her own 66 Chevelle SS

http://tinyurl.com/okm2b58

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2014 01:16 PM (aTXUx)

Looks like she's also a quart shy...

*fills her up*

Posted by: EC at April 14, 2014 09:22 AM (GQ8sn)

213 good luck alexthechick! i love my family too....but i moved 1,000 miles away from them because it was better that way....for everyone....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 14, 2014 09:22 AM (u8GsB)

214 The OWS trial recessed early due to Passover. She claimed to have immediately taken photos of her "injuries" -- however the photo on her website is of old yellow bruises.

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 14, 2014 09:23 AM (8c12T)

215 Run off to work meeting, come back and new thread and everything! Excellent. Pulling this from last thread:

>>>Come to the NY/NJ Moron meet-up on May 1st, and you will meet three of the least self-hating Jews on the planet: Nevergiveup, J.J. Sefton and me.

I think I might have convinced my sister to actually come to the meetup! Anyone know where/who I can contact to get more of the deets on which Mos Eisley style cantina we'll be having it at, and the secret knock/password to get inside?

Posted by: LizLem at April 14, 2014 09:25 AM (yRwC8)

216 Patti Anne Browne Open Thread Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/physalm

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2014 09:25 AM (aTXUx)

217 Yeah, give us post of GOT so we can all celebrate the little king going off to where ever little asshole little kings go to. Too bad we can't see his head on a stick.

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 14, 2014 09:25 AM (8c12T)

218 Retirement means Monday is just another day to enjoy.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 14, 2014 09:27 AM (SAMxH)

219 Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at April 14, 2014 01:13 PM (nqCPH)

*waves at AtC*

Posted by: LizLem at April 14, 2014 09:29 AM (yRwC8)

220 So, Joeffrey's brother is the next king. At least he looked embarrassed sitting next to Tyrion during the "entertainment." Maybe Jaime will grow a pair and stick for his brother?

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 14, 2014 09:32 AM (8c12T)

221 This Aussie moron approves of your post.

Posted by: perturbed at April 14, 2014 09:33 AM (TXq4O)

222 "Chelsea Clinton goes from 'no way' to 'maybe' on political bid" http://tinyurl.com/olwb82q "I did not have sexual relations with that man."

Posted by: Chelsea's Clinton at April 14, 2014 09:35 AM (/vO0r)

223 172 160 He also choose the first openly gay minister to lead the prayer... Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 14, 2014 01:07 PM (9+ccr) Of COURSE he did

Posted by: Least - who doesn't wanna be in CA at April 14, 2014 09:35 AM (xEBDy)

224 Drink a roo

Posted by: beckyDot at April 14, 2014 10:11 AM (+lcN7)

225 You know what's bad for an ewok's career? finding a live boy or a dead kangaroo in their bed.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 14, 2014 10:41 AM (1hM1d)

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