May 28, 2011
— Genghis (And ONT)
Added below the fold: A cheerleader
Lotsa' pent up hostility here, as evidenced by last night's submoron-on-submoron mayhem. Now's the time for you short bus riders to settle old scores. And since Ace has thoughtfully reiterated the rules in a post below, I just know you holsters of cock wouldn't even dream of going over the line.
And no, you don't get kittehs tonight. Because I don't like you.
So let the hatin' begin...
Music to hate by below the fold...
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Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:30 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:31 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:32 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 06:32 PM (6IReR)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:33 PM (meikH)
Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 06:33 PM (CNRS5)
Posted by: Berserker at May 28, 2011 06:33 PM (FMbng)
Oh, and you all can eat elsewhere, because my kitchen counter is taken.
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 06:33 PM (QuGK2)
Thanks 52%ers!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 06:33 PM (bgcml)
Heh, heh, you wrote "Wiener" . . . and "eat."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:34 PM (meikH)
That's hot. Wait, which morons was it?
Posted by: Some Moron at May 28, 2011 06:34 PM (bgcml)
The feeling's mutual, you two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Kratos-God envy!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 06:34 PM (vM00G)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 06:35 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:35 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 10:34 PM (meikH)
G
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S
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Posted by: Huma Abedin at May 28, 2011 06:35 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 06:36 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at May 28, 2011 06:36 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 06:37 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 06:37 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 06:37 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:37 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Saying Candyman 5 Times at May 28, 2011 06:38 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 06:39 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 06:39 PM (CNRS5)
Speaking of epic racks. I'd hit it like Levi Johnston hit Kathy Griffin.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:40 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Rep Weiner at May 28, 2011 06:40 PM (vM00G)
Posted by: SkandiaRecluse at May 28, 2011 06:40 PM (V4BkR)
It might be logprof bragging about Winnipeg getting hockey back.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:41 PM (meikH)
That's why none of you will ever get a chance to fuck me
Posted by: Meghan McCain at May 28, 2011 06:41 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 10:37 PM (meikH)
Oh, so you've updated the head with a talkbox, now? Do you worry about the heat generated weakening the seems enough to let the air out?
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 06:41 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2011 06:42 PM (ITaIZ)
Try Chilis next time. Or Outback Steakhouse.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 06:42 PM (vM00G)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 10:35 PM (meikH)
Rrrrrrriiiiiiiigggggghhhhhttttttt! Why don't you just declare your undying love for her, you passive-agressive wuss?
Posted by: swamp_yankme at May 28, 2011 06:42 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Robert Mapplethorpe at May 28, 2011 06:42 PM (VXBR1)
That's okay, Meggie; you can go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:42 PM (meikH)
Have you figured out that a stick of butter doesn't make a real good dildo yet?
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 06:42 PM (6IReR)
So, swamp_yankee is a lawyer, eh?
Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 28, 2011 10:42 PM
From Boston no less ...
Denny Crane!!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane ! at May 28, 2011 06:43 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: huerfano at May 28, 2011 06:44 PM (BeusG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:44 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Rodney "repeat offender" King at May 28, 2011 06:44 PM (O/onO)
FLAMEWAR!!!! Now's the time for you short bus riders to settle old scores
hey seahawk fans......da bears just emailed to ask how their asses taste
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 06:45 PM (EOu3d)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 06:45 PM (RZ8pf)
I understand not liking cats - although it's obviously the sign of mental illness - but I can't understand torturing one.
Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2011 06:45 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Ken't at May 28, 2011 06:45 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: James Carville at May 28, 2011 06:45 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Ken't at May 28, 2011 10:45 PM (VXBR1)
don't see you complaining.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 06:46 PM (6IReR)
If he's a baseball fan, no self-respecting Bostonian would refer to himself as a "yankee." Maybe swamp-soxer . . .
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:47 PM (meikH)
navycopjoe, you should know how their asses taste, you've got your head up there.
was that flamey? I'm not very good at flamey.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Champ Kind at May 28, 2011 06:47 PM (1yViP)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 10:45 PM (RZ8pf)
Is that like a golden shower?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 06:47 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: NB at May 28, 2011 06:48 PM (uEerX)
Once you get used to the smell of patchouli it isn't that bad.
Posted by: Some Moron at May 28, 2011 06:48 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Rodney "repeat offender" King at May 28, 2011 10:44 PM (O/onO)
i'm guessing that answer would be no...........
Posted by: Racefan at May 28, 2011 06:49 PM (gQKlc)
67 was that flamey? I'm not very good at flamey.
flamey enough, but on the bright side, you won't need flames to fetch me a sammich
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 06:49 PM (EOu3d)
And the smell of shame from Oakland Raiders fans.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:49 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Ken'tourette's at May 28, 2011 06:49 PM (VXBR1)
hey Cubs fans, the Pirates just emailed to ask . . .
Posted by: The NL Team What Makes the Pirates Look Good at May 28, 2011 06:50 PM (fJp8a)
I recommend the following...
Megadeth.
Pantera.
Danzig.
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2011 06:50 PM (4q6A5)
On. ON your weinermobile
You Neanderthals can't even get your damn pickup lines right.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at May 28, 2011 06:50 PM (bgcml)
By the way, has anyone in New York ever even heard of this storied "rivalry" with the Red Sox?
Didn't think so.
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 28, 2011 06:50 PM (phzGf)
Posted by: Ben at May 28, 2011 06:51 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2011 06:51 PM (4q6A5)
I call bullshit, even a lowlife scumbag like Levi has standards.
Posted by: Sometimes a cigar is just a blunt at May 28, 2011 06:52 PM (JEvSn)
Well, in fairness, most New Yorkers can't read, so they would have to learn of the rivalry through word-of-grunt.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:52 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2011 10:51 PM (4q6A5)
No, but there will be reparations for removing the puke from many monitors.
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 06:52 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: Jackie Chow at May 28, 2011 06:52 PM (Cwo/J)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:53 PM (meikH)
banned? hell I would be more worried about getting shot. lol
Posted by: Berserker at May 28, 2011 06:53 PM (FMbng)
Dammit, I ordered the tiger wiener...
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 06:53 PM (FQlFL)
NCJ,
I found the stolen Bears Playbook! I can understand why they are so pissed. They hadn't finished coloring it yet.
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 06:54 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 28, 2011 06:54 PM (vdfwz)
Lord Nurgle will appreciate the sacrifice.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 06:54 PM (vM00G)
Curiously enough, Jay Cutler hasn't recovered from his epic boo-boo yet, either.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:55 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Bugler at May 28, 2011 06:55 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 06:55 PM (QAJGa)
Dammit, I ordered the tiger wiener...
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 10:53 PM (FQlFL)
You try shark weiner, Round Eye...all the rage in New York City...!
Posted by: Jackie Chow at May 28, 2011 06:55 PM (Cwo/J)
Obama re-election HQ open this late?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 06:55 PM (meikH)
Posted by: Oscar Mayer at May 28, 2011 06:56 PM (phzGf)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 28, 2011 10:54 PM (vdfwz)
Hey, could I tag along - you know in case anything newsworthy pops up?
Posted by: Anderson "Covering the Wiener Scoop" Cooper at May 28, 2011 06:56 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 28, 2011 10:54 PM (vdfwz)
We've heard Obama doesn't care for our kind.
Posted by: Hebrew National at May 28, 2011 06:56 PM (Cwo/J)
Posted by: Ed Anger at May 28, 2011 06:57 PM (7+pP9)
Ask any Mets fan.
Posted by: The NL Team What Makes the Pirates Look Good at May 28, 2011 06:57 PM (fJp8a)
Posted by: Pat in Michigan at May 28, 2011 06:57 PM (Q9BLH)
Posted by: dick shocker at May 28, 2011 06:57 PM (wPxqH)
Lord Nurgle will appreciate the sacrifice.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 10:54 PM (vM00G)
Slaanesh is not pleased with your antics.
Posted by: Some Chaos Power at May 28, 2011 06:57 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 28, 2011 06:58 PM (vdfwz)
(actually, not really a cause for celebration)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 06:58 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: Valiant at May 28, 2011 06:58 PM (9/lhd)
Oh, and get a life you pathetic losers.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2011 06:58 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 06:58 PM (QuGK2)
Damn! All Ace and rdbrewer have been talking about all day has been penises and weiners. Its like I'm in the fucking 3rd grade again.
Or maybe they suffer from penis envy.
Posted by: Hammer at May 28, 2011 06:58 PM (hVGDL)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 06:59 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 10:56 PM (vdfwz)
T-shirts? That's tacky.
Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 06:59 PM (Qyqiq)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 28, 2011 10:58 PM
Ay gudduh plublum doo!
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at May 28, 2011 06:59 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 07:00 PM (6IReR)
Fuck Slannesh. Fuck him with the mighty Axe of Khorne.
/On second thought, Slannesh might like that. Nevermind then.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 07:00 PM (vM00G)
Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 07:00 PM (Qyqiq)
did that bitch cutler run out of nail polish?
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 10:55 PM (EOu3d)
The Bears remind me of OJ, they both have a white bronco.
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 07:00 PM (MtwBb)
T-shirts? That's tacky.
Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 10:59 PM (Qyqiq)
Depends on what you wear with them.
Posted by: Someone Selling Leather Boots at May 28, 2011 07:00 PM (bgcml)
Oh, and get a life you pathetic losers.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2011 10:58 PM (6TB1Z)
So I've a little junk in my trunk?...suck it prick!
Posted by: Meggy MacNcheese at May 28, 2011 07:00 PM (Cwo/J)
I'm the one wearing the strap-on, shit-for-brains. Duh!
Posted by: kathy griffin at May 28, 2011 07:00 PM (wPxqH)
Posted by: Geronimo at May 28, 2011 07:01 PM (KSbzL)
Posted by: Aaron Burr at May 28, 2011 07:02 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 28, 2011 10:58 PM
Ay gudduh plublum doo!
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at May 28, 2011 10:59 PM (vdfwz)
ME TOO!!!...WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Posted by: Corky The Retard at May 28, 2011 07:02 PM (Cwo/J)
Posted by: Marlee Matlin Matt Hamill, facing DOOM at May 28, 2011 10:59 PM
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 07:02 PM (FQlFL)
yes, tight tank tops for the mean girls would be a far better choice. I mean, if I could vote.
Posted by: Berserker at May 28, 2011 07:02 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Pat in Michigan at May 28, 2011 07:02 PM (Q9BLH)
Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 11:00 PM (Qyqiq)
welll, he IS a guy. we guys name our schlongs...
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:03 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: Ru Paul at May 28, 2011 07:03 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:03 PM (QuGK2)
I always used to think that "slut" was a bad word and that you didn't actually want to be a slut. I'm not sure I understand what's wrong with women these days that they want to embrace that word, like it is some badge of honor or something.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 07:03 PM (RZ8pf)
T-shirts? That's tacky.
Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 10:59 PM (Qyqiq)
Depends on what you wear with them.
Posted by: Someone Selling Leather Boots at May 28, 2011 11:00 PM (bgcml)
Are they couture?
(Trying to be mean here---like two heathers or whatever that was)
Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 07:03 PM (Qyqiq)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:03 PM (QAJGa)
And yours would be?
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:04 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:04 PM (HMdeP)
/On second thought, Slannesh might like that. Nevermind then.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 11:00 PM (vM00G)
Slaanesh appreciates a man in a miniskirt.
Posted by: Some Daemonette at May 28, 2011 07:04 PM (bgcml)
yeah I never could understand the buoy look.
Posted by: Berserker at May 28, 2011 07:04 PM (FMbng)
Are they couture?
(Trying to be mean here---like two heathers or whatever that was)
Is that Austrian or something?
Posted by: Precedent Genius at May 28, 2011 07:05 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:05 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: frank costanza at May 28, 2011 07:05 PM (wPxqH)
Pics or it didn't happen.
I should know,
. Posted by: anthonysweiner at May 28, 2011 07:05 PM (vM00G)
(actually, not really a cause for celebration)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 10:58 PM (QAJGa)
"One young man pointed out that “slut,” like the N-word, aimed to mark the labeled person as an outcast. By standing together and proclaiming themselves sluts, Slut Walkers could sap the power of the word."
What a great idea.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 07:05 PM (1fanL)
Khan, we tried it once your way, are you game for a rematch?
Khan ... I'm LAUGHING at the Superior Site Tech
Posted by: Admiral James T Kirk at May 28, 2011 07:05 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 11:05 PM (HMdeP)
Well, I was going to make a suggestion, but I figured it's so insignificant that I would give him the opportunity....
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:06 PM (QuGK2)
that reminds me of a great method for reforming Social Security: require that SS recipients report how much they spend gambling in a year, and then deduct that amount from the following year's SS payments. man we'd save so much money in SS payments it wouldn't be funny
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:06 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: Ru Paul at May 28, 2011 11:03 PM (VXBR1)
Hey Ru, I'd like to get your take on teabaggers. IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Anderson "HARD News" Cooper at May 28, 2011 07:06 PM (bgcml)
The sockpuppets however have some serious issues with you
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 07:07 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 11:00 PM (Qyqiq)
welll, he IS a guy. we guys name our schlongs...
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:03 PM (QAJGa)
Familiar with the male's fascination with his own weiner. Happens as soon as the diaper comes off or slightly before in the tub. HOWEVER, and this is just a little hint, no one wants a picture, no one. I know it can be put to heroic use but the visual---not so much. (AND the little lefty democrat new yarker weiner weiner especially so---it has to be ridiculous in it's own right).
Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 07:07 PM (Qyqiq)
I should know, .
Posted by: anthonysweiner at May 28, 2011 11:05 PM (vM00G)
Oh, no, not after what happened last night. You are just going to have to use your imagination. Although, getting anthonysweiner banned is probably not a bad idea.
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:07 PM (QuGK2)
I've got something for you fine ladies to sap.
Posted by: Tony Weiner at May 28, 2011 07:07 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 28, 2011 07:08 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:08 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:08 PM (HMdeP)
>>A Boston guy calling himself "yankee?" Douchetastic!
He's from Fall River/ New Bedford area. Still a douche'! Like the rest of you cocksuckerz..
Posted by: SiM at May 28, 2011 07:09 PM (BXn/Z)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 11:08 PM (cwFVA)
Bill Moyers?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 07:09 PM (bgcml)
158 last week was her first game and she had to play goalie
tomorrow she'll be back to striker and they are playing their arch rivals, there was pre-game shit talking already so it should be a good show
her and her best friend have red streaks in their hair to match their uniforms (must admit, it looks good on her)
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 07:09 PM (EOu3d)
Posted by: Ru Paul at May 28, 2011 07:09 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 11:07 PM (vM00G)
I named mine Fuck Off, Creep. It's very popular with the ladies.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 07:09 PM (1fanL)
well, the point is, we tend to have an inflated opinion of our schlongs, why wouldn't we want to share it with the whole world? in fact many of us spend our lives trying to do just that...
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:09 PM (QAJGa)
I see you've been to the Luxor.
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 07:10 PM (TCyyS)
now that's MEAN - you spelled "You're" wrong
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:10 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:10 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: SiM at May 28, 2011 11:09 PM (BXn/Z)
You say that like it is a bad thing.
Posted by: The Gay State at May 28, 2011 07:10 PM (bgcml)
The 'ette merchandise must start with a line of footwear to crush the dreams of the unworthy.
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 07:10 PM (FQlFL)
What did LBJ name his dick?
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 11:08 PM (cwFVA)
Bill Moyers?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 11:09 PM (bgcml)
Yes, Bill Moyers is a dick, but LBJ named his johnson Jumbo!
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 07:10 PM (cwFVA)
Yeah. There's good ugly and bad ugly.
Posted by: jerry seinfeld at May 28, 2011 07:10 PM (wPxqH)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 28, 2011 07:11 PM (TRTwr)
Posted by: Bill Moyers at May 28, 2011 07:11 PM (VXBR1)
Yes, Bill Moyers is a dick, but LBJ named his johnson Jumbo Man Bird!
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 11:10 PM (cwFVA)
Fixed.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 07:11 PM (1fanL)
now that's MEAN - you spelled "You're" wrong
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:10 PM (QAJGa)
Correct, and I apologize for my liberal inspired mistake.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 07:11 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: Ken't at May 28, 2011 10:45 PM (VXBR1)
Someone say butt sex?
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 28, 2011 07:11 PM (AM78t)
Posted by: Your Fabulous President at May 28, 2011 07:12 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 28, 2011 11:11 PM (TRTwr)
Think anybody's gonna fall for that after swamp_yankme just got banned?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 07:12 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 28, 2011 07:12 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Your Fabulous President at May 28, 2011 11:12 PM (bgcml)
Honey, you were late and got stuck behind the door when God handed out the brains and the good looks. Other than that, I guess you are doing okay, for a dick.
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:13 PM (QuGK2)
We started at the Bellagio, where we stayed. It's much classier, but as you move in that direction, the tattoos to teeth ratio keeps rising.
Posted by: pep at May 28, 2011 07:13 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:13 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 28, 2011 07:14 PM (kUaEF)
Would you prefer Summer's Eve?
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 28, 2011 11:14 PM (kUaEF)
I prefer Arab Spring.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 07:15 PM (cwFVA)
well it certainly worked to pry you away from everyone else, didn't it....
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:15 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 28, 2011 11:11 PM (TRTwr)
Wow, that would be embarrassing.
Posted by: Some Porno Theater Usher at May 28, 2011 07:15 PM (bgcml)
A moronette would never stoop so low.
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:15 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: Mobius 1 at May 28, 2011 07:15 PM (AM78t)
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 11:06 PM (TCyyS)
I'd pound that like a hammer in the Stanley test lab.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 07:15 PM (6IReR)
Posted by: the chick from the arab spring deodorant commercial at May 28, 2011 07:16 PM (wPxqH)
Jolly Roger is a pretty faggy name for a Pirate ship.
The Black Pearl and the Queen Anne's Revenge are much better.Nah, Jolly Roger is better.
Sorry to single you out there Kratos, but you have the awesomest and most recognizeable name
Thanks,
. I figured if I'm going to steal a screen name, I might as well aim high, right? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 07:16 PM (vM00G)
Not very bright, these girls.
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 11:13 PM (HMdeP)
Its funny how the various sexual revolutions women have hinge on doing what crummy guys want them to do.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 07:16 PM (CN+Qv)
Ink-free girls are definitely an endangered species these days. But at least the buffet was good.
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 07:16 PM (TCyyS)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:15 PM (QAJGa)
Has also survived renovating two houses. Guess Mr. Happy is a pretty tough customer, all things considered. We decided that when he retires, we will put him in a glass case with "In case of emergency, break glass." on the outside.
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:17 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: a different chick in an arab spring deodorant commercial at May 28, 2011 07:17 PM (wPxqH)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 28, 2011 07:18 PM (TRTwr)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 28, 2011 07:18 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 07:18 PM (TCyyS)
Robert Gibbs.
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 28, 2011 11:18 PM (kUaEF)
He has one?
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:19 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 11:16 PM (TCyyS)
There was an inky woman at the pool today. I'm not sure what effect she was going for, but from a distance it looked like she had motor oil smeared on her. Perhaps not the effect she paid money for.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 07:19 PM (CN+Qv)
That depends on how hard you work him.
We decided that when he retires, we will put him in a glass case with "In case of emergency, break glass." on the outside.
That sounds rather painful for your husband...
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:19 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 28, 2011 07:19 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:19 PM (QAJGa)
Maybe so, but it made him smile.
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:20 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: Apollo at May 28, 2011 07:20 PM (HjxoE)
I'm looking to get a new monitor. My look electronics supply store has a 23in and a 21in for about the same price. So...what should I be looking for?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 07:20 PM (bgcml)
Seeing that his wife has it on her key chain I'm gonna go with "fob"
Posted by: Berserker at May 28, 2011 07:20 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 11:20 PM (cwFVA)
Ms. Behavin?
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:21 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:21 PM (HMdeP)
You know, if you weeded out women who fantasize about sucking Clinton's balls, and women who sport more tattoos than a prison gang member, and women who self label themselves bitches, sluts and other derogatory like it's a badge of honor, who would be left?
Please say Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 07:21 PM (TCyyS)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 28, 2011 07:21 PM (TRTwr)
Posted by: Apollo at May 28, 2011 11:20 PM (HjxoE)
she was hooked up with Ares. Zeus is the horn-dog. About the only Apollo story I recall was the chick he chased who turned into a tree to get away.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 07:22 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: old man answering the door at May 28, 2011 11:19 PM (wPxqH)
Say hello to my little friend. Wait I thought you said you were a 21 year old coed?!?
Posted by: Weinergram at May 28, 2011 07:22 PM (bgcml)
two things I look for:
1. you want one that has HDMI capability, not just D-sub
2. you do NOT want one with built-in speakers, since those always suck
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:22 PM (QAJGa)
Please say Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 11:21 PM (TCyyS)
The moronettes, stupid.
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:22 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 28, 2011 07:23 PM (kUaEF)
Maybe she's a car enthusiast. I wonder if her name was Christine?
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 07:24 PM (TCyyS)
2. you do NOT want one with built-in speakers, since those always suck
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:22 PM (QAJGa)
I'm using VGA and DVI - why do I need HDMI?
On speakers I can always just not use them...right?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 07:24 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: yankee fifth at May 28, 2011 07:24 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:24 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 28, 2011 07:24 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: The Swan at May 28, 2011 07:25 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 28, 2011 07:25 PM (TRTwr)
That should have been obvious, but I can't seem to get past Hendricks. I blame Ace for this.
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 07:25 PM (TCyyS)
Posted by: george lucas at May 28, 2011 07:26 PM (wPxqH)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at May 28, 2011 07:26 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 28, 2011 11:25 PM (TRTwr)
Alright.
Posted by: An Impressed Ex-President at May 28, 2011 07:26 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 28, 2011 07:26 PM (rvsdg)
My boobs are worth a $100.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 11:25 PM (RZ8pf)
Apiece.
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:26 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: Smart Brunette at May 28, 2011 07:26 PM (dvQqE)
for future compatibility - you want full HD capability
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:27 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 11:26 PM (cwFVA)
Aren't you a perfect asshole?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 07:27 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at May 28, 2011 11:26 PM (HjxoE)
I'm not sure you understand our marriage.
Barry where the hell is my sandwich?
Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 28, 2011 07:27 PM (bgcml)
well yeah but you pay extra and they suck - they are not worth the extra you'll pay
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:28 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:28 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:29 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: Beulah Ballbricker at May 28, 2011 07:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:27 PM (QAJGa)
Ok, where does HDCP fit in with HDMI and DVI?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 07:29 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:30 PM (QuGK2)
DVI isn't being made anymore and a lot of things won't work with it even if it was designed for it because of copyright issues.
Posted by: booger at May 28, 2011 07:30 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Ben at May 28, 2011 11:29 PM (DKV43)
If I was gay enough to have a Twitter account, I'd read his twats. How 'bout cross-posting 'em?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 07:30 PM (1fanL)
Moronettes?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 28, 2011 07:30 PM (/hy2+)
Wait, are we talking side boob shots, frontal shots, or 3/4 angle shots?
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 07:30 PM (TCyyS)
I blame all you bastards. And Athony Weiner. Because that's the kind of blinkered philistine situation ethics I've come to expect from myself.
Posted by: SlaveDog at May 28, 2011 07:30 PM (PidTa)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:29 PM (QAJGa)
No, I likely will use this for a while. I generally buy monitors when the old one breaks.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 07:31 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 28, 2011 07:32 PM (TRTwr)
Posted by: george lucas at May 28, 2011 11:26 PM (wPxqH)
That's odd, around here we call that Episodes 1,2,3.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 07:32 PM (6IReR)
FUBAR,
You don't need an account to follow his tweets. I don't have one.
The people at Mediaite are attacking Breitbart and going on full defense. Ben Smith from politico is offering potential excuses for Anthony Weiner and Ace is calling him out.
Posted by: Ben at May 28, 2011 07:32 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 07:32 PM (6IReR)
Hey, at Some Moron Inc we offer the same service for $25 as long as you get at least one of your friends to sign up too.
Posted by: Some Moron Inc at May 28, 2011 07:33 PM (bgcml)
You don't need an account to follow his tweets. I don't have one.
Posted by: Ben at May 28, 2011 11:32 PM (DKV43)
That's a log-in page.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 07:33 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2011 07:33 PM (ITaIZ)
Allright, I was funnin' about the cheerleader, but not about Miss Canada.
I'm going to go ahead and guess that the morons will now forgive you.
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 07:34 PM (piMMO)
I'll accept such photos for a nominal $50 fee.
My boobs are worth a $100.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 11:25 PM (RZ8pf)
Paypal?
Posted by: Mobius 1 at May 28, 2011 07:34 PM (AM78t)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 11:32 PM (cwFVA)
There is something familiar about that picture.
Posted by: Abdul the Camel Herder at May 28, 2011 07:34 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 07:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 07:35 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:35 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: Ben at May 28, 2011 07:35 PM (DKV43)
you want a monitor with an HDCP-compliant HDMI port - otherwise if you don't then you may end up not being able to play your own DVDs/BluRays because the TV can't understand the digital encryption
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:36 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: Snafu at May 28, 2011 07:36 PM (8d28r)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 11:35 PM (QuGK2)
Uh...I'd say that's a perfect fit.
Posted by: Your Average Moron at May 28, 2011 07:36 PM (bgcml)
Sorry, I'm not a fashion expert, but specialize only in animals from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. But only the pretty ones.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 07:37 PM (cwFVA)
Except now he owes me a new keyboard. And a mouse.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 28, 2011 07:39 PM (wPxqH)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 11:35 PM (QuGK2)
Ill fitting?
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 07:40 PM (6IReR)
you want a monitor with an HDCP-compliant HDMI port - otherwise if you don't then you may end up not being able to play your own DVDs/BluRays because the TV can't understand the digital encryption
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 11:36 PM (QAJGa)
So how about this monitor then?
I plan on using it in a dual setup with a 19in. Who knew that was small now?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 07:40 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 07:41 PM (RZ8pf)
18-1 also get a moniter with a 120hz rate and a color gambut of at least 90% its a little expensive but worth it for clarity
i agree with chemjeff on the hdmi and no speakers, they are always tinny crap, get a pair of cheapies from like best buy
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 07:42 PM (EOu3d)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 11:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Yes. But we can help. Do you have a webcam?
Posted by: The Morons at May 28, 2011 07:42 PM (bgcml)
120hz? That's an option? I'm normally using 70-75 on most monitors.
And I'm not even sure what a gambut is...
Geez go 4 years without buying a monitor and suddenly you don't know anything.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 07:44 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:44 PM (HMdeP)
Turns out, every other person on Bing has had the same thought.
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 07:45 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 11:44 PM (HMdeP)
Teaching, its not just a job, its an adventure.
Posted by: Some Teacher at May 28, 2011 07:45 PM (bgcml)
but that said, may your genitals fall off after turning blacker than the ninth circle of hell.
Posted by: todler at May 28, 2011 07:45 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: LAO liver at May 28, 2011 07:45 PM (p6m0g)
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 07:46 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 07:47 PM (piMMO)
http://tinyurl.com/3c5atrx
But you have to be careful, because you want the HDCP support to be associated with the HDMI port, and not the DVI port - from the description of the Dell monitor that you posted, it is not clear which port has the HDCP support
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 07:47 PM (QAJGa)
319 hmmmm, i a gamer so i have to have seriously good screens, plus my wife does editing as a hobby
if you are doing non-gaming and no heavy duty editing, that moniter would be perfect for all needs except 3-d
good choice
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 07:47 PM (EOu3d)
Posted by: LAO liver at May 28, 2011 11:45 PM (p6m0g)
go ahead, it'll just end up in one of Ace's tweets.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 07:47 PM (6IReR)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 11:46 PM (cwFVA)
Watching women's sports must have been as much fun before lycra and spandex.
Posted by: Some Teacher at May 28, 2011 07:47 PM (bgcml)
...oh my god that HAS to be a slogan for some future blockbuster. And here I am giving it away! I hate me.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 28, 2011 07:47 PM (/zYUh)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2011 07:48 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 07:48 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: todler at May 28, 2011 07:49 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:49 PM (HMdeP)
OK, I don't want to scroll back through threads, why is gotham princess now posting with "who ma" as its name? Is that some joke on the Huma name?
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 07:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Ben at May 28, 2011 11:35 PM (DKV43)
I have NoScript, that might've been the problem, but I somehow hacked my way in. Thanks.
And yeah, Ace is on fiyah!
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 07:49 PM (1fanL)
I do feel a little weird, kinda like deja voodo, like I've been here before.
Posted by: Tommy Gunnarson at May 28, 2011 07:50 PM (ybA9f)
DVI isn't capable of HDCP.
Posted by: booger at May 28, 2011 07:50 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 07:50 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Huma at May 28, 2011 07:51 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: some wench at May 28, 2011 07:51 PM (bqjJT)
If you crossed Joy Behar with an albino python you would harvest a bad tempered man hatin' lesbian with scales.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 07:52 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 28, 2011 11:12 PM (jU2vI)
Bucket. Of. Dead. Carp.
Posted by: From the K-Mart Dressing Room at May 28, 2011 07:52 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:53 PM (HMdeP)
Why in hell am I watching TJ Hooker right now? Why hasn't Shatner ridden on any car hoods yet? I thought TJ Hooker was Shatner riding on car hoods and shooting at bad guys.
(nice hairpiece, though.)
Posted by: Cheeseheadette at May 28, 2011 07:53 PM (0u2Pe)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2011 07:54 PM (JMmQ9)
To be concise,
or to throw thermite flame pods with fluffy kit-hee's rubberbanded to the throwing stick....Hhhmmm...the meeewing might warn them...or throw them into fits of fear...
Posted by: Richard at May 28, 2011 07:54 PM (m0vid)
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 07:55 PM (EOu3d)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:56 PM (HMdeP)
Well, it is, but not with most newer devices.
Posted by: booger at May 28, 2011 11:51 PM (9RFH1)
So...why would they list it like that in the product description?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 07:56 PM (bgcml)
Thank fuck for that. thought moose knuckle broke the thread
I'll see your cheerleaders and raise you one.
Posted by: genghis at May 28, 2011 07:56 PM (4T2lB)
Why in hell am I watching TJ Hooker right now? Why hasn't Shatner ridden on any car hoods yet? I thought TJ Hooker was Shatner riding on car hoods and shooting at bad guys.
(nice hairpiece, though.)
Posted by: Cheeseheadette at May 28, 2011 11:53 PMMust be Shatner Day on cable
Wrath of Khan is on now on ScyFy, and they ran the other movies
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 07:58 PM (vdfwz)
My encounter with him was the day Christianity forfeited my respect.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 28, 2011 08:00 PM (a5ljo)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 28, 2011 08:01 PM (rvsdg)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:01 PM (HMdeP)
Ken will be so confused.
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 08:01 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: hobbes at May 28, 2011 08:01 PM (du4U/)
Gah!
Cheerleaders will never be enticing again.....damn you, genghis! You owe me some eye bleach!
Posted by: stillwater at May 28, 2011 08:02 PM (0GpN4)
That'll teach you.
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 08:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ken at May 28, 2011 08:03 PM (dvQqE)
Why hasn't Shatner ridden on any car hoods yet?
Posted by: Cheeseheadette at May 28, 2011 11:53 PM (0u2Pe)
The best at riding hoods is Tawny Kitaen.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 08:04 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 08:04 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 11:56 PM (1fanL)
Oh, well, that's it then. We have our candidate ladies and gentlemen. Palin would never be so hep as to follow a cutting-edge smart military blogger like Ace.
Posted by: Palinistas at May 28, 2011 08:05 PM (Ew27I)
What does the python bring to the picture?
Posted by: Alex at May 28, 2011 08:06 PM (kwNeL)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:06 PM (HMdeP)
Gah!
Cheerleaders will never be enticing again.....damn you, genghis! You owe me some eye bleach!
No, there's no need to thank me. I do it for the luv....
Posted by: genghis at May 28, 2011 08:06 PM (4T2lB)
It's capable of it, just not with newer HDMI devices. If you're going DVI to DVI you probably won't have a problem, probably, but if you're going HDMI to DVI you probably will have a problem.
Posted by: booger at May 28, 2011 08:07 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: Ken at May 28, 2011 08:08 PM (dvQqE)
I found and bought the first pair of platform shoes I ever owned in the 70s. They still make them. I got them last night. Do you like?
http://tinyurl.com/44nq9d7
Posted by: mpfs at May 28, 2011 08:09 PM (3TjSM)
Protip: Ricardo Maltoban was a long time National Review subscriber and fan of the magazine. And he made up the Fine Corinthian Leather line cold.
From Hells door I spit at thee! (well not you nice folks)
Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 08:10 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 08:10 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: Biblio at May 28, 2011 08:10 PM (LNe4F)
Posted by: Ken at May 28, 2011 08:11 PM (dvQqE)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:11 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: Biblio at May 29, 2011 12:10 AM (LNe4F)
aww fuck that is helen thomas, I thought gehngis was sharing family pictures.
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 08:12 PM (MtwBb)
The Undiscovered Country is a far second to Wrath of Kahn IMHO.
Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 08:12 PM (zyaZ1)
yeah I keep bouncing back and forth between the star trek fest and some 4 1/2 hour "Apocalypse Now" expanded version version of the movie.
Posted by: Berserker at May 28, 2011 08:12 PM (FMbng)
It will be much easier to find new ones if you don't poke out your old ones beforehand.
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 08:13 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Biblio at May 28, 2011 08:14 PM (LNe4F)
aww fuck that is helen thomas, I thought gehngis was sharing family pictures.
Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2011 12:12 AM (MtwBb)
I'm pretty sure it's genghis' sister. Amazing how in shape she's gotten in the victim hole genghis keeps her.
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 08:14 PM (6neGz)
But will it stop your credit cards from being scanned?
Posted by: Berserker at May 28, 2011 08:14 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Biblio at May 28, 2011 08:14 PM (LNe4F)
soothsayer--hooked me up with a virus killing "malwarebytes"--ran it, killed the virus I think but now my desktop is wiped
Anyone know how I can get back what I had?
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 28, 2011 08:15 PM (RPYjQ)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 08:16 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Pavel Chekov at May 28, 2011 08:16 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:17 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: Biblio at May 28, 2011 08:17 PM (LNe4F)
Posted by: not that I want to see the evidence at May 28, 2011 08:18 PM (sftFb)
Anyone know how I can get back what I had?
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 29, 2011 12:15 AM (RPYjQ)
If the virus is gone you might be able to restore it to an earlier date.
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 08:18 PM (MtwBb)
It worked in Simpson's world....Well if you would call Homer a leftard, which I would quibble over.
Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 08:18 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:18 PM (HMdeP)
mpfs, those are bad ass, what color did you get?
My first pair of platforms (1980) was a pair of Candies. Damn I loved those shoes.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 08:19 PM (RZ8pf)
soothsayer--hooked me up with a virus killing "malwarebytes"--ran it, killed the virus I think but now my desktop is wiped
Anyone know how I can get back what I had?
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 29, 2011 12:15 AM (RPYjQ)
You need to unhide everything.
Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 28, 2011 08:19 PM (jU2vI)
Posted by: Geronimo at May 28, 2011 11:01 PM (KSbzL)
Great.
So now the fucking Fed is printing Klondike bars.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2011 08:20 PM (HoEH3)
Posted by: Biblio at May 28, 2011 08:20 PM (LNe4F)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:20 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 08:21 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 08:21 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: Biblio at May 28, 2011 08:23 PM (LNe4F)
Watch what you wish for, the fucking government would make us have the magnet strip embedded in our man-root.
Posted by: Berserker at May 28, 2011 08:23 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 12:20 AM (Xoswa)
They're difficult to get to while you're using them as braziers.
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 08:23 PM (6neGz)
Our new Google Wallet app will take hooker payments too. Of course, all interested parties will know the number of pubic hairs on her crotch once they buy it or we want to screw you over for having bad thoughts
Posted by: Google at May 28, 2011 08:24 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 08:25 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 08:25 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:25 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 08:25 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Cicero at May 28, 2011 08:26 PM (Txl/u)
Posted by: Berserker at May 29, 2011 12:23 AM
Well, if you don't want everything known to the world, you shouldn't be doing anything wrong
Posted by: Eric Schmidt, Google in Your Wallet at May 28, 2011 08:26 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:27 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 08:27 PM (FQlFL)
Oh, I am SO using that one!
Posted by: King Barry the JEF at May 28, 2011 08:28 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:28 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 08:28 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:29 PM (Xoswa)
Thank you. Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box
Posted by: Billy Batts at May 28, 2011 08:29 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 29, 2011 12:25 AM (RZ8pf)
Sounds like you need a reserve pair of flats in your desk for such emergencies.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 08:29 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 12:27 AM (Xoswa)
*gawd I hate this comment box... human carpet steamer*
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 08:29 PM (6neGz)
really? try spell check knobgobbler.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 12:27 AM (Xoswa)
"The brazier, which is an important artifact in the daily life of the Turkish people can be defined as a copper, brass, metal or baked clay vessel used for burning coal (charcoal), for heating closed spaces or for cooking purposes."
And for putting tits in.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2011 08:29 PM (HoEH3)
You need to unhide everything
How?
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 29, 2011 12:28 AM (RPYjQ)
To be clear, you had a rogue, right? Windows Recovery or something similar and your files all appear to be gone?
If so, DO NOT delete any temp files yet!
As far as unhide, standby...
Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 28, 2011 08:29 PM (jU2vI)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:29 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: Mjim at May 28, 2011 08:30 PM (rN9Na)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:30 PM (Xoswa)
>>>435, Oh thank you fucktard.
This is a flamewar. Fucktard is so 1980s. You can do better than that.
Posted by: Cicero at May 28, 2011 08:31 PM (Txl/u)
http://tinyurl.com/3ckvhnc
Posted by: mpfs at May 29, 2011 12:17 AM (3TjSM)
Use bitly. When you want to link something, go to the very beginning of the URL and type bit.ly/ and hit enter. No need to highlight the address. It will take you to a page of all the stuff you've ever linked. Click copy and you'll see a little icon at the top of the page light up that says your link has been successfully copied. Then come back to Ace's. Type your message and CTRL V (to paste) the shortened linky and vee-o-la!
Posted by: Non-flaming 'ette at May 28, 2011 08:31 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 08:32 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 08:33 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: Cicero at May 28, 2011 08:33 PM (Txl/u)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:35 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:35 PM (Xoswa)
I'll tell you what the horror was, was Kurtz' bullshit rambling speech. Willard let him live like an hour longer that I would have just to shut him up.
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 28, 2011 08:35 PM (RPYjQ)
Wasn't Sugar Tits a breakfast cereal?
Posted by: TexasJew at May 29, 2011 12:32 AM (HoEH3)
I'm surprised you don't remember my jingle: Can't get enough of Super Sugar Tits!
Posted by: Sugar Bear at May 28, 2011 08:35 PM (Ew27I)
So, who's wearing human skin out there?
Posted by: derit at May 28, 2011 08:36 PM (FQlFL)
>>Posted by: USS Diversity at May 29, 2011 12:35 AM (RPYjQ)
You're an errand boy, sent by clerks to collect a debt.
Posted by: Col. Kurtz at May 28, 2011 08:36 PM (Txl/u)
umm...that turns Mr. Happy into Mr. Be Very Scared
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 08:36 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:36 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:37 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: Mjim at May 29, 2011 12:35 AM (rN9Na)
Is that model called "Ripping a new one?"
Posted by: Sugar Bear at May 28, 2011 08:37 PM (Ew27I)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 08:37 PM (QAJGa)
Sounds? Are you suggesting the is less than sincere?
Are you?!
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 08:37 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 12:35 AM (Xoswa)
Never heard of powder?
Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 08:39 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 28, 2011 08:39 PM (rvsdg)
Posted by: CAC at May 29, 2011 12:38 AM (JEVge)
Well fuck you too.
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 08:39 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: Zakn at May 28, 2011 08:40 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 08:40 PM (QAJGa)
USS, try this for starters:
From the run dialog, type what is below exactly as it appears and hit OK:
attrib -h "C:\*.*" /s /d (You will still need to repair the shortcuts in your start menu, the rogue moved them all to a temp folder on your computer)Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 28, 2011 08:40 PM (jU2vI)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2011 12:37 AM (QAJGa)
Well if you can't get laid, at least you can get a plate of decent Potato Twisters
Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2011 08:40 PM (HoEH3)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 08:40 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: jr at May 28, 2011 08:40 PM (uzbYw)
Posted by: Zakn at May 29, 2011 12:40 AM (zyaZ1)
It's an okay place
They have free Internet
I'm pretty much on a first-name basis with the staff now (except for Ms. Colonoscopy)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 08:41 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:41 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:41 PM (HMdeP)
chemjeff,
Any women at applebees? If there are put one of them on the ONT. Maybe we can talk them into a mercy fuck or something for you.
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 08:42 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Mjim at May 29, 2011 12:35 AM (rN9Na)
Is that model called "Ripping a new one?"
Posted by: Sugar Bear at May 29, 2011 12:37 AM (Ew27I)
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Posted by: Mjim at May 28, 2011 08:42 PM (rN9Na)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:43 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 28, 2011 08:43 PM (RPYjQ)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:43 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:45 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 08:46 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:46 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 29, 2011 12:43 AM (RPYjQ)
You know that little key on your keyboard that has the windows logo on it? Hold that key down and press the letter "R" at the same time.
That will open up the run dialog. You then simply copy the following and hit OK:
attrib -h "C:\*.*" /s /d
Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 28, 2011 08:47 PM (jU2vI)
Posted by: Mjim at May 28, 2011 08:47 PM (rN9Na)
and I'm leaving now anyway
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 08:47 PM (QAJGa)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 28, 2011 08:47 PM (RPYjQ)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 28, 2011 08:48 PM (rvsdg)
Do people have no decency these days? When are people like Ace and Rep Weiner going to have some justice? Where's Steven Seagal when you need him?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 08:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 08:49 PM (JEVge)
Every time I've eaten at AppleBees the food sucked and I've been sick later.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 08:50 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 28, 2011 08:51 PM (RPYjQ)
and I'm leaving now anyway
Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2011 12:47 AM (QAJGa)
uhmm chemjeff, it's a flamewar thread
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 08:51 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 29, 2011 12:51 AM (RPYjQ)
Can you see your files on the desktop now?
Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 28, 2011 08:52 PM (jU2vI)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 08:52 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:53 PM (Xoswa)
Every time I've eaten at AppleBees the food sucked and I've been sick later.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 29, 2011 12:50 AM (RZ8pf)
Really, I built some apartment project in Everett and ate lunch there quite a bit. It was always good.
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 08:53 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 08:54 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: Ben Smith at May 28, 2011 08:54 PM (liBQN)
Where's Steven Seagal when you need him?
I'm at the All You Can Eat Buffet.
You got a problem with that Needle Dick?
Posted by: Steven Seagal at May 28, 2011 08:55 PM (b0R/l)
Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 08:55 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 08:55 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Mjim at May 28, 2011 08:56 PM (rN9Na)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:56 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 08:57 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:57 PM (Xoswa)
Heh.
Ha
Haha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH HAAAAAAA!!!!!
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 08:57 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 29, 2011 12:53 AM (RPYjQ)
Are you in safe mode (with networking) and has Malwarebytes removed the rogue? If not, it will keep running after a reboot and it will keep hiding your files.
Basically, all it did was hide your files and shortcuts making it appear that your hard drive was wiped. Everything is still there, so don't worry about that. You need to stop the process and remove it's associated files. It also made some registry changes, but the auto removal tool should have fixed that for you.
How long has your computer been like this?
Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 28, 2011 08:58 PM (jU2vI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 08:58 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 28, 2011 08:59 PM (bgcml)
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 08:59 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ben Smith at May 29, 2011 12:54 AM (liBQN)
Really? I read through his tweets and you seemed to skip the most obvious. If a US Congressman had a personal account hacked why hasn't he got the FBI involved?
While you do expect you to go out of your way to cover for any democrat maybe you could ask the obvious question. Maybe when you take a break from helping him figure out some wild ass logic behind it all?
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 09:00 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Ben Smith at May 29, 2011 12:54 AM (liBQN)
Hello, Ben. You're an ignorant, biased, beta-twerp who tries to be clever but fails. Your articles are crap and your insults are lame and jejune.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 09:00 PM (UqKQV)
I know. It's getting scary over there!
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 09:00 PM (piMMO)
Ben picked a flame war thread to make an appearance?
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 09:01 PM (piMMO)
F the Boomers.
Posted by: Blogluddite at May 28, 2011 09:01 PM (KdfJV)
Posted by: Ben Smith at May 28, 2011 09:01 PM (liBQN)
Every time I've eaten at AppleBees the food sucked and I've been sick later.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 29, 2011 12:50 AM (RZ8pf)
So you are saying you didn't like my special sauce?
Posted by: Some Tired, but Happy, Cook at May 28, 2011 09:01 PM (bgcml)
>>>That's for deflating the wiener thread we got going.
Bob Dole knows how to fix a deflated wiener thread.
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 28, 2011 09:01 PM (Txl/u)
just checking in. was at a party now i'm home and drinking what should have been drank at party... damn recession, parties are getting downsized.
Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 09:02 PM (QM8jX)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 28, 2011 09:02 PM (RPYjQ)
Predator 2 bites the big one.
Now go forth and kick some pussy.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:02 PM (c0A3e)
There is no way this is a serious post right?
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 09:03 PM (th0op)
The knowledge he seems to be sorely in need of is how this whole internet thing works.
Posted by: Society of Ethical HAckers at May 28, 2011 09:03 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 09:03 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Ben Smith at May 29, 2011 12:54 AM (liBQN)
Fortunately, that doesn't stop us.
Posted by: Helen Jones-Kelley at May 28, 2011 09:03 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 09:04 PM (aI+Fw)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:05 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 12:58 AM (Xoswa)
Wait, what makes you think that is a hacker?
Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at May 28, 2011 09:05 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 28, 2011 09:06 PM (rvsdg)
Posted by: Zakn at May 29, 2011 01:00 AM (zyaZ1)
Does Gutfield have a booster seat?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2011 09:06 PM (bgcml)
wait, is that Over The Line?
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 09:06 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Ben Smith at May 28, 2011 09:07 PM (liBQN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:07 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:07 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 29, 2011 12:55 AM (RZ8pf)
I used to eat at that one too quite a bit, the one on bellevue way. It was always fine. Of course my mom couldn't cook and the first place I landed when I left home was the marines so it's all good to me.
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 09:08 PM (MtwBb)
I MEANT to say I threw up a little in my mouth at the cheerleader picture,
but I actually hurled huge and am typing this on my backup system.
If I ws a liberal, I would sue.....
Posted by: Gerry Owen at May 28, 2011 09:08 PM (4ABat)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 28, 2011 09:08 PM (hlY6R)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 09:09 PM (RZ8pf)
I'll confess that it's been a while since I've played LIFE so the rules are unfamiliar to me.
Nonetheless, Predator 2 has the most unimaginative script in history since Titanic Animated and the Predator himself (herself) looks and sounds like crap.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:09 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 01:07 AM (Xoswa)
Word.
Hey, can you see pictures on your phone?
Posted by: Brett Favre at May 28, 2011 09:09 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 28, 2011 09:09 PM (TU3mr)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 29, 2011 01:06 AM (6neGz)
Are you sure? He seems pretty gay to me. I don't think you can fake that.
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 09:10 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 28, 2011 09:10 PM (h+Vym)
Posted by: Zakn at May 29, 2011 01:00 AM (zyaZ1)
Does Redeye have a picture of a stuck Israeli tank ready?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 09:10 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Ben Smith at May 29, 2011 01:07 AM (rN9Na)
no it isn't.
BTW, your momma needs new kneepads and more mouthwash
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 09:10 PM (UqKQV)
I believe you are thinking of Casa Bonita..
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 09:10 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 09:11 PM (NtTkA)
Are you sure? He seems pretty gay to me. I don't think you can fake that.
Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2011 01:10 AM (MtwBb)
You think so?
Posted by: the 50% of Coeds who kissed a girl and they liked it at May 28, 2011 09:11 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:11 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: Average Joe at May 28, 2011 09:11 PM (liBQN)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:11 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:12 PM (6neGz)
Kratos, you are trying my patience...
The only movie better than Predator 2 is Cool hand luke...
Predator 2 had it all, lighting, effects, spaceships and explosions. This is proof in of itself that you are wrong and know nothing about movies.
Posted by: Mjim at May 28, 2011 09:12 PM (rN9Na)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 01:07 AM (Xoswa)
Yeah if I was cheating on my wife, I'd certainly own up right off.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 09:12 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 09:12 PM (aI+Fw)
Posted by: Average Joe at May 29, 2011 01:11 AM (liBQN)
So, who's weiner am I looking at right now in my inbox?
Posted by: Some Unhappy Moron at May 28, 2011 09:12 PM (bgcml)
>>>Where are haXXorz going to find a picture of a man with a boner wearing a pair of grey Child Medium Fruit of the Looms?
Do you prefer boxer style or briefs?
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at May 28, 2011 09:12 PM (Txl/u)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 29, 2011 01:02 AM (RPYjQ)
Bing "unhide.exe" and you should see links. Click and run that program. An alternative is to do this manually, but I am not sure how computer savvy you are.
Notice also that your links for programs in the start menu are dead. Again, the virus moved the shortcuts to your temp folder, so if you delete temp files, you will delete all of your start menu program shortcuts. They have to be moved back manually.
Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 28, 2011 09:12 PM (jU2vI)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:13 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2011 01:11 AM (TU3mr)
tolja so........
the real Ben Smith is busy sucking Obama's Giant Vienna Sausage
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 09:13 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 09:14 PM (aI+Fw)
Maybe try 2-4-6-8-10 instead of 1-2-3-4, that'll fool 'em.
Posted by: Theresa D at May 28, 2011 09:14 PM (rvsdg)
Posted by: swampier_yankee at May 28, 2011 09:14 PM (th0op)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:15 PM (Xoswa)
wow that guy is unstoppable
Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2011 01:15 AM (7mSYS)
I looked for the average joe code in his post and couldn't see it. sn
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 09:17 PM (MtwBb)
wow that guy is unstoppable
Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2011 01:15 AM (7mSYS)
There's something non-average about him
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 09:17 PM (CN+Qv)
OK, wait, what if "average joe" is really "Ben Smith" who has been hiding behind "average joe" to hang out here with the cool kids?
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 09:17 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Antoine Dodson at May 28, 2011 09:17 PM (Txl/u)
Posted by: swampier_yankee at May 29, 2011 01:14 AM (th0op)
Here's a stiff one
Posted by: Some Unhappy Moron at May 28, 2011 09:18 PM (bgcml)
So did Ava-turd and it still fucking sucked. Is Mjim the screenname for Michael Bay? If so, you owe me 2 hours of my life for Transformers 2. And I only accept payment in blood.
This is proof in of itself that you are wrong and know nothing about movies.
I lack ability and patience to churn out the erudite 20000 word posts that Ace does for masterpieces such as 18 Again and Bridesmaids, but I know shit when I see it. And Predator 2 is a big steaming pile of shit.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:18 PM (c0A3e)
I am not sure how computer savvy you are.
Ha! I'm somewhere between retarded and you. Thanks for the help....the links that come up look like they might be trouble. I'll try tomorrow.
Thanks again man
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 28, 2011 09:19 PM (RPYjQ)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 09:20 PM (aI+Fw)
Posted by: Antoine Dodson at May 29, 2011 01:17 AM (Txl/u)
I hear they can steal your credit card number if you leave your wallet near your computer.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2011 09:20 PM (bgcml)
Predator 2 does in fact blow.
Oh wait, it wasn't me, my computer got hacked.
Posted by: Mjim at May 28, 2011 09:20 PM (rN9Na)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:20 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 28, 2011 09:21 PM (hlY6R)
OK, wait, what if "average joe" is really "Ben Smith" who has been hiding behind "average joe" to hang out here with the cool kids?
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 29, 2011 01:17 AM (RZ8pf)
That would require a media person to be clever. I'll go with the penile hacker theory before that one.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 09:21 PM (CN+Qv)
I am not sure how computer savvy you are.
Ha! I'm somewhere between retarded and you. Thanks for the help....the links that come up look like they might be trouble. I'll try tomorrow.
Thanks again man
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 29, 2011 01:19 AM (RPYjQ)
No problem. Like I said, the good news is all of your stuff is safe, it is just hidden. Bing "Windows Recovery Unhide" and you should see a lot of discussion about the virus as well as different ways to recover your data.
Good luck with it.
Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 28, 2011 09:22 PM (jU2vI)
Thank you for your input on this Ben ..
Now go home and get your fuckin' knob shine box
Posted by: Billy Batts at May 28, 2011 09:22 PM (vdfwz)
One of those flics which manages to be both very good and very bad
impressive, in a way..........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 09:23 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Ben Smith at May 29, 2011 12:54 AM
Say Ben, have you ever seen the inside of a Turkish prison?
Posted by: Capt Anthony Weiner at May 28, 2011 09:23 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 09:24 PM (th0op)
Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 28, 2011 09:24 PM (h+Vym)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:24 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: Mjim at May 29, 2011 01:20 AM (rN9Na)
No worries, I know.
But if I had to choose between watching the Resident Evil live-action movies and Predator 2...I'd eat a bullet before I'd make that choice.
Okay, okay, I keed - Danny Glover and Gary Busey it is.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 09:26 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Ben Smith at May 29, 2011 12:54 AM
Rep. Weiner's Twitter password is 1..6..3..0..9
Posted by: Captain Spock at May 28, 2011 09:26 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:26 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2011 01:24 AM (th0op)
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting
low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight
for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in
history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! -
It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself
get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining
Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and
strong and mean
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 28, 2011 09:26 PM (bgcml)
it speaks to 10-year-old with a Special Voice
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 09:26 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2011 09:27 PM (lN7Un)
Multi-pass?
Posted by: The reason to watch the RE movies at May 28, 2011 09:27 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 09:27 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 01:26 AM (Xoswa)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:28 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 28, 2011 09:29 PM (h+Vym)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:29 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: The reason to watch the RE movies at May 29, 2011 01:27 AM (bgcml)
Has there been a movie that Milla has been in where she hasn't shown some skin?
/They teased a shower scene in RE: Afterlife, but that was thankfully cut short. It was the only thing imaginative in that God-forsaken flick.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:30 PM (odkaP)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 09:30 PM (aI+Fw)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:31 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 09:31 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Mjim at May 28, 2011 09:33 PM (rN9Na)
But first, you will blow me.
Actually, I know it's Average Joe, but damned if I didnt need to get that off my chest.
Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 28, 2011 09:34 PM (TCyyS)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:35 PM (8QURh)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:35 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 09:35 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 09:35 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:36 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 09:37 PM (aI+Fw)
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 09:37 PM (th0op)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 09:38 PM (NtTkA)
There's enough of my essence on this very nice blog as it is.
So, it's the stench of a Pollack salesman I'm smelling?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2011 09:38 PM (lN7Un)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 09:38 PM (7mSYS)
Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 28, 2011 09:38 PM (h+Vym)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:38 PM (6neGz)
Weiner obviously thinks very highly of his Congressional Member.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:38 PM (c0A3e)
All - this is the real deal. Ben Smith of Politico fame is running hard interference on the Weiner Weener imbroglio. And has indeed perfumed us with his presence here tONighT. It is for real.
So Ben, let me be the first to say your journalistic footings are about as solid as a free floating slab on liquifactioned soil.
Ben, it's OK to spare us your knight and shining journalistic armored screed of five pence paradiddle drivel.
It really is OK Ben... how about you go insert some high grade verbs together over at Politico or rewrite your wikipedia page.
You've entered the fray here as the all knowing storyteller... trouble is you are the story now punk.
Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 09:39 PM (QM8jX)
Posted by: William of Occam at May 28, 2011 09:39 PM (UqKQV)
I love Tin Cup!
Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 09:39 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:39 PM (Xoswa)
Gawd, but I hate that steaming pile of shit, and it sure would be great if he was taken down because of his stupidity.
Posted by: Theresa D, stating the obvious AGAIN at May 28, 2011 09:40 PM (rvsdg)
Of course he tweeted a picture of his dick
that is the absolute most reasonable explanation
+1000!
Posted by: Occam the Mohel at May 28, 2011 09:41 PM (lN7Un)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:41 PM (Xoswa)
Can we just review here, because I am getting confused. So, supposedly hackers took over his Twitter account last night, picked one of his followers at random (who, coincidentally made some reference to him being her boyfriend like a month ago) and sent her a picture of a guy in underwear but also sent it to all Rep. Weiner's followers. And Rep. Weiner noticed it, said he'd been hacked, and made a joke about it? But didn't bother to issue a formal statement, or say anything about law enforcement looking into it. And now the girl is scrubbing herself from the Internet because somehow this will bring her internet fame that she doesn't want?
Really? She's a 20something, don't tell me she wouldn't eat up any internet fame she got.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 09:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 09:42 PM (MtwBb)
Tin Cup was a little charming when I first saw it, but it didn't age well for me.
This must be apropo - they mentioned "King Willie" in Predator 2.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:42 PM (c0A3e)
Really? She's a 20something, don't tell me she wouldn't eat up any internet fame she got.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 29, 2011 01:41 AM (RZ8pf)
Come on. Journalists don't like notoriety. It gets into the way of that pure seeking of the truth that they do.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 09:42 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: George Michael at May 28, 2011 09:43 PM (HMdeP)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, a Leading Indicator at May 28, 2011 09:43 PM (UqKQV)
naww, it will go something like this:
1. It was an innocent little prank by some cute lovable Twitter prankster hackers
2. Even if it wasn't - what's the big deal, it's not as if there was any flesh shown
3. Can't a Congressman behave like everybody else and tweet pics of their fully clothed semi-erect cock to strangers on the other side of the country? What's wrong with you Republican prudes anyway????
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 09:43 PM (7mSYS)
Posted by: Jake at May 28, 2011 09:44 PM (h+Vym)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 29, 2011 01:41 AM (RZ8pf)
not just that but she's some sort of proud lefty and is a journalist for her school or something, a journalist has a boner pic sent to them by a congressman and she shuts up about it? wtf?
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 09:44 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 09:45 PM (aI+Fw)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2011 01:43 AM (7mSYS)
Sure, that will be the story line. But if he wanted more than to be a jerk congressman, thats done now. The joke will keep him at his present level
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 09:45 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:45 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 09:46 PM (QM8jX)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 09:46 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 09:47 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Mitch at May 28, 2011 09:47 PM (RRfF8)
umm... thanks, Garrett, I think
that wasn't your weiner at 666?
...don't panic, but I think you might have been hacked.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2011 09:48 PM (lN7Un)
Posted by: Mitch at May 29, 2011 01:47 AM (RRfF
We just think he's a homo that exposes himself to young girls.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 09:48 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:48 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: political correctness czar at May 28, 2011 09:50 PM (UPNlB)
We have even more jokes about how gay you are, "Mitch". Or should I say... Congressman Weiner???
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 09:50 PM (7mSYS)
Posted by: Mitch at May 29, 2011 01:47 AM (RRfF
Is a moderate liberal like a jumbo shrimp?
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 09:51 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Mitch at May 29, 2011 01:47 AM (RRfF
yeah, a 'moderate liberal' like Lenin. Only Lenin was straight
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, a Leading Indicator at May 28, 2011 09:51 PM (UqKQV)
Weiner, a moderate Liberal? His dick even points to the Left!Posted by: Jake at May 28, 2011 09:52 PM (h+Vym)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, a Leading Indicator at May 29, 2011 01:51 AM (UqKQV)
Are you sure about that?
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:52 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 09:52 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Bitch at May 28, 2011 09:52 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 09:53 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 09:53 PM (7mSYS)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 09:53 PM (6neGz)
Guess you homophobes will do anything to smear a moderate liberal.
They smear themselves well enough without our help. We just point and laugh at them.
Posted by: stillwater at May 28, 2011 09:53 PM (0GpN4)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 09:53 PM (aI+Fw)
lizbuddie Liz Buddie It's HARD to say. RT @MooseOfReason: Monday on MSNBC, will they label people asking probing questions about #Weinergate, "Weiner-ers"?
Posted by: Mjim at May 28, 2011 09:53 PM (rN9Na)
Ha, every day this blog has jokes about how if you suck like 2,211,397,112 guys off you're really gay. Anthony's Weiner is huge and I should know because I've seen likelike 2,211,397,112 of them!
...but now you all think I wish I was a young girl.
Guess you homophobes will do anything to smear a moderate liberal like me.
Posted by: MITCH! at May 28, 2011 09:53 PM (lN7Un)
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 01:52 AM (UzBwz)
If she's been partying for 8 hours dude I would tell her to either spend the night or take a cab.
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 09:54 PM (MtwBb)
We have a somewhat different story.
Posted by: Chip 'N Dale at May 28, 2011 09:54 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: political correctness czar at May 28, 2011 09:54 PM (UPNlB)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 09:54 PM (NtTkA)
@ Mitch
Weiner a moderate? he comes from the district w/ the Highest Democrat Rated Cook Partisan Index and dude if you truly believe it was hacked, your a bigger tool then Weiner
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 09:55 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 09:55 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: The Guy at the Party Playing Hide-the-Salami With Your Girlfriend at May 28, 2011 09:57 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2011 01:54 AM (MtwBb)
well I know for a fact she hasn't been drinking because she's a prude about that and so are her friends, what worries me is possible sleep deprevation and the fact she thinks it's ok to stay out this late and then get offended because i advised her it might be time to get to bed
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 09:57 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 09:57 PM (aI+Fw)
If she's been partying for 8 hours dude I would tell her to either spend the night or take a cab.
This. YRM, I wouldn't worry about it - she's probably just spending the night.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 28, 2011 09:57 PM (QKr1R)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 09:58 PM (Xoswa)
has she responded to your text or just refused to respond at all?
if she responded saying no, then I would just leave it and let it go until morning.
if she refused to respond at all, then maybe give her a call
but then again this is advice from a guy who has trouble getting a date from eharmony after all
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 09:58 PM (7mSYS)
Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 28, 2011 09:59 PM (h+Vym)
FIFY
Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2011 09:59 PM (7mSYS)
Those little bastards! Come on over here Bebe, sit in my lap and tell me all about it.
Posted by: Horace Horsecollar at May 28, 2011 10:00 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: The Guy at the Party Playing Hide-the-Salami With Your Girlfriend at May 29, 2011 01:57 AM (Rq76o)
geez, that really helps; but seriously it's an all girls party and she only knows gay dudes so take that for what it's worth
UPDATE - she's heading home, no argument or anything, guess she realized I was right
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:00 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 10:00 PM (th0op)
Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 28, 2011 10:01 PM (h+Vym)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 10:01 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: The Guy at the Party Spurned by Your Girlfriend Like Donald Duck Being Blown Off by Rum at May 28, 2011 10:02 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2011 01:58 AM (7mSYS)
she responded and said no and I was like "okay, we'll play it that way" and let it go and I just asked to see if I sounded like a controllive dick. but she's heading home now, changed her mind real quick. I love my girl but when she goes out w/ her friends she becomes a real b*itch about keeping contact and acting safe.
but thanks for responding guys/gals, i'm still young so I gotta ask for advice from you old folks...oh crap...
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:02 PM (UzBwz)
He's probably second guessing himself.
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 10:02 PM (th0op)
Hey Mitch, what's with the "2,211,397,112" number? I noticed that if you count 2 letters into your comment it's an "a", then 2 more a "v", the 1 more an "e", then 1 to an "r" etc until it spells out "Average Joe." Just keep me out of your stupid trolling comments, will ya?Posted by: Average Joe at May 28, 2011 10:04 PM (liBQN)
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2011 02:02 AM (th0op)
Or the hack3rz finally got to him.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 28, 2011 10:04 PM (TU3mr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 10:06 PM (Xoswa)
but thanks for responding guys/gals, i'm still young so I gotta ask for advice from you old folks...oh crap...
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 02:02 AM (UzBwz)
I just hope you don't wake up with your dick in a jar on the nightstand.
Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2011 10:07 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 28, 2011 10:07 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2011 02:00 AM (th0op)
yeah I didn't feel like it, her friends are overly prude and chessy; not my scene. I have no probs w/ her staying late and stuff but when it's this late and the party happens to be in another county i'm gonna get a little worried.
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:07 PM (UzBwz)
Um, if they don't drink or anything like that, you ARE overreacting and being controlling
^ This.
Posted by: some wench at May 28, 2011 10:08 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 28, 2011 10:09 PM (2Nb26)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 10:10 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 02:06 AM (Xoswa)
um when it's 2 am and she's been out for 8+ hours and on top of that it's in another county, AND she had no plans she told me of spending the night; yeah i'll worry
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 29, 2011 02:07 AM (Rq76o)
dude some of them tried to hit on me when they met me because my gf was in another room, awkward...
PS - I can't believe the ONT just went from Weiner to my love life, didn;t know you old folks cared...oh no, there I go again
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:11 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 10:12 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 10:12 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Gary's Johnson at May 28, 2011 10:12 PM (h+Vym)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 10:12 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 29, 2011 02:10 AM (NtTkA)
sounds like you're saying I should just give in to her every demand, i'm not that guy and my gf herself demands me not to be that guy. i'm legitemely worried, if I was controllive about it I would go to the party myself and pull her out myself but i'm willing to let her be a big girl about it and make her choice, I simply texted her advice.
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:13 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 10:13 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 10:13 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 10:14 PM (Xoswa)
Iowahawk: David Burge Possible alibi: a constituent made a typo in an email requesting a picture of "Tony Weiner."
Posted by: Theresa D at May 28, 2011 10:14 PM (rvsdg)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 29, 2011 02:13 AM (6neGz)
[checks manual] uh no. but no retarded sex either.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 28, 2011 10:15 PM (TU3mr)
Posted by: Stealth Straight Friend and Star Wars Fan to Gay Friends #1 and #2 at May 28, 2011 10:15 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: Gary's Johnson at May 28, 2011 10:16 PM (h+Vym)
However a text that says: I'm worried I think you should come home now, would likely get a crankier response.
Posted by: some wench at May 28, 2011 10:16 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 02:14 AM (Xoswa)
I've said it before on my comments that I don't normally do this but that I was worried because of certain circumstances, look obv. your'e the type who wants to make the guy look like some jackass for not just standing there and shrugging his shoulders at what his gf might be up to so i'm not gonna get into a pissing match w/ you because it's just going to end up in bad feelings and a flame war that won't help anyone. and that goes for the others who think I should have been like "yep haven't heard from her in hours, better not worry about it." so w/e i'll leave it at that
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:18 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Gary's Johnson at May 29, 2011 02:16 AM (h+Vym)
WRONG!
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 10:19 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Gary's Johnson at May 29, 2011 02:16 AM (h+Vym)
I do, it's not about trust or not trust, it's about me trying to figure out what her plans were and worried about the circumstances.
Posted by: Stealth Straight Friend and Star Wars Fan to Gay Friends #1 and #2 at May 29, 2011 02:15 AM (Rq76o)
+1
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:19 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 10:19 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2011 02:15 AM (TU3mr)
So that's what happened to Dum Dum.
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 10:20 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: some wench at May 29, 2011 02:16 AM (bqjJT)
my text asked her what her plans were and that if she was still coming back home i'd advice her to come now because it was getting late
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:20 PM (UzBwz)
yeah I didn't feel like it, her friends are overly prude and chessy; not my scene. I have no probs w/ her staying late and stuff but when it's this late and the party happens to be in another county i'm gonna get a little worried.
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 02:07 AM (UzBwz)
A little more advice, from a guy who's middle aged. If you know for a fact it is just women then you're being a dick. If you wanted to just text to just check in, cool. If it isn't just women you are a fool. I can't tell you the number of women I, mostly, could of had just because their boyfriends/husbands couldn't be bothered to go to a party with them. I was once at a holiday work party with a coworker. Her long time lived in boyfriend showed up, ate, and then left because socializing with her coworkers was too much for him to bother. I had never so much as said more than hello to the woman before and she spent most of the rest of the night asking me if I knew "someplace quieter we could talk".
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 10:20 PM (th0op)
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2011 02:15 AM (TU3mr)
So I can talk about my retarded sex life or I can't?
Posted by: The German Guy Who Married His Retarded Sister And Had Retarded Kids at May 28, 2011 10:20 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 28, 2011 10:20 PM (UPNlB)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 29, 2011 02:19 AM (NtTkA)
yeah asking my gf what her plans are and telling her to be safe is so me wanting ownership of her/sarc
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:21 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 10:21 PM (JEVge)
YRM -
Your concern is perfectly normal, but your approach to dealing with it is going to leave you without a girlfriend before too long.
a good relationship is based on trust and impugning your partner's judgement is anathema to this.
rather than make a list of reasons why she should be home, text her with a kind note expressing your desire to be awake to greet her when she gets home.
Maybe tweet her with a picture of your erect penis? You kknow to entice her back home?
If she freaks out tell her someone hackjed into your Twitter Account. I know a reporter who will totally back your story.
Posted by: Representative Anthony Weiner at May 28, 2011 10:21 PM (lN7Un)
Um. Or it's a great cover story and her friends will cover for her and take the secret to their graves. You think when it's just chicks they act more proper? OK.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 10:22 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2011 02:20 AM (th0op)
that's what the "hey you're trying to own your girl!" people on here aren;t getting, I was checking on her and I was asking if I was being a dick for checking in on her.
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:22 PM (UzBwz)
UPDATE - she's heading home, no argument or anything, guess she realized I was right
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 02:00 AM (UzBwz)
Oh there will be an argument, and no you were not right. Even if you were right, you weren't.
Every married moron will back me up on this.
Posted by: MrCaniac at May 28, 2011 10:23 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 28, 2011 10:25 PM (h+Vym)
Posted by: CAC at May 29, 2011 02:21 AM (JEVge)
No. He just can't talk about it.
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 10:25 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: CAC at May 29, 2011 02:13 AM (JEVge)
i'm 22
Posted by: FUBAR at May 29, 2011 02:22 AM (1fanL)
exactly, I trust my girl but unlike folks here i'm not just gonna take out the fact that shit happens
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:25 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 10:26 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: purple raider at May 28, 2011 10:26 PM (c+TKM)
See that's where it sounds condescending, like you're thinking your judgement is better than hers - at least that's how I'd interpret it. Did she ask for your advice? Maybe your relationship with her operates fine on that level, and hey - no harm, no foul. If it works for you - great.
But you must have wondered how others would respond since you did ask the morons.
Posted by: some wench at May 28, 2011 10:26 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 29, 2011 02:22 AM (1fanL)
I said for a fact.
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 10:27 PM (th0op)
UPDATE - she's heading home, no argument or anything, guess she realized I was right
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 02:00 AM (UzBwz)
Oh there will be an argument, and no you were not right. Even if you were right, you weren't.
Every married moron will back me up on this.
Posted by: MrCaniac at May 29, 2011 02:23 AM (eKuOw)
Better set some ground rules now, before it's too late. Might start with an attitude adjustment.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 10:27 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 29, 2011 02:22 AM (1fanL)
exactly,
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 02:25 AM (UzBwz)
Bwahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 10:27 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:28 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2011 10:28 PM (DB7UQ)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 10:28 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 10:29 PM (Xoswa)
Oh, and get off my lawn.
Watch your mouth, kid. I got blow-up doll repair patches older than you.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 28, 2011 10:29 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 28, 2011 10:29 PM (BY3Hd)
Posted by: stillwater at May 28, 2011 10:29 PM (0GpN4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 02:29 AM (Xoswa)
um, I didn't attack anyone I just defended myself when acussed of being controllive of a gf that's been w/ me now 2 years because for just the 2nd time in our relationship I had to go and see what she was up to because I was worried. (The last time was when she was literally missing a whole day and me and her family had no clue where she was when she suddenly called us and revealed she had been ignoring calls and was w/ friends).
so sorry your portayal of me is way off, so since like I said I don't want a simple disagreement to get out of hand I'll just say that' all
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:32 PM (UzBwz)
that's what the "hey you're trying to own your girl!" people on here aren;t getting, I was checking on her and I was asking if I was being a dick for checking in on her.
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 02:22 AM (UzBwz)
Yeah but why do you say "checking on her" I said check in. Such as: "Hey babe I'm looking at a pic of Rep Weiner's wiener right now. What are you up to?"
Did she want you to go to this party? Bearing in mind her saying "if you don't want to go it's not big deal" really means "I want you to go."
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 10:32 PM (th0op)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2011 10:32 PM (DB7UQ)
How long ago was that other incident?
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 10:33 PM (th0op)
Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 10:33 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 29, 2011 02:28 AM (6neGz)
well I don't mind the jokes and whatnot, I just get real irked when people start calling me some control freak over my gf over 1 text message.
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:33 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 28, 2011 10:34 PM (aI+Fw)
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2011 02:33 AM (th0op)
wow like over a year ago? I even got on the ONT and asked then if I was worrying too much. it was long ago, I remember how pissed everyone one was at her for scaring us like that.
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:35 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 10:35 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2011 10:36 PM (DB7UQ)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 10:36 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 10:37 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 02:29 AM (Xoswa)
Yes, Yes, YES! Oh please ohpleaseohplease!
If you find a 35 yo single attractive woman who seems nice enough, you should generally turn tail and run like hell. The older you get, the less likely you are to find someone single, who is your age, and who is sane.
I love married peoples' quaint theories.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 10:37 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 29, 2011 02:37 AM (NtTkA)
DingDingDingDingDingDingDingDingDing.
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 28, 2011 10:38 PM (6neGz)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 29, 2011 02:37 AM (NtTkA)
i'll say it at the risk of it getting ugly - you sound pussywhipped and buddy i'm defending being called a control freak not getting mad some folks said I may have been a dick, big diff.
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:38 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 10:40 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 29, 2011 02:35 AM (6neGz)
I was really worried if I came off like a dick, I don't usually go around asking "hey what you up to" to her so I wanted some advice, geez come on folks
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:40 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Chancellor Gorkon (An Hour or So Before Having His Ass Blown Clean Off) at May 28, 2011 10:40 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 10:41 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 29, 2011 02:40 AM (Xoswa)
okay, I agree like I do w/ Vic and soothsayer, you don't like me because you think i'm some evil control freak and your a feminist or something, I don't like you. so we'll ignore each other and we'll be better off.
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:41 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 29, 2011 02:41 AM (NtTkA)
i'm happy too; i'm glad we're both happy
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:41 PM (UzBwz)
I noticed you didn't answer about her wanting you to go. Plus you said 2 years. 2 years is the magic number. It's shit or get off the pot time for most women. Some it's sooner. The thing last year and giving you attitude is not because she thinks you want to own her. It may be because she thinks you don't want to. She hasn't said anything about "Where are things are going?" yet?
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 10:42 PM (th0op)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2011 10:42 PM (DB7UQ)
Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 10:43 PM (JEVge)
Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 10:44 PM (CNRS5)
chase off everything worthwhile your age, then at around 35 find yourself an immature 18 year old you that you can control.
I'll take one, please.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2011 10:45 PM (lN7Un)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 10:46 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 02:40 AM (UzBwz)
Well your first comment seemed like an overreaction, but if she's pulled a disappearing act before then I can understand the concern. But keep it lighthearted rather than offering her "advice".
Just remember that as a Young Dude you're far more likely to fuck things up by over-reacting rather than under-reacting.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 28, 2011 10:46 PM (TU3mr)
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2011 02:42 AM (th0op)
she and me understand there's places we don't like to go that the other does so we respect that. she's also texted me about when i'm coming home too I should mention. and she doesn't want any type of commitment until 3 years, she's real touchy about not jumping into things. does that explain?
Posted by: CAC at May 29, 2011 02:43 AM (JEVge)
oh I know that but it's pretty evident we don't like each other so i'm just staying safe and not doubling down on it w/ her, that's how that guy got in trouble last night
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:46 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2011 02:42 AM (th0op)
If she was interested in marriage, she wouldn't be pulling bullshit. Words speak quieter than actions.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 10:46 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 29, 2011 02:46 AM (TU3mr)
I see your point, I see your point *nods head*
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:47 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 29, 2011 02:46 AM (1fanL)
you're very suspicious of women FUBAR aren't you?
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:48 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2011 10:48 PM (DB7UQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 10:49 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 29, 2011 02:48 AM (DB7UQ)
whoa dude, it's just 2 incidents of bad contact, maybe I have made it sound like more then it is
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:49 PM (UzBwz)
you're very suspicious of women FUBAR aren't you?
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 02:48 AM (UzBwz)
Not til they give me a reason.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 10:49 PM (1fanL)
If she was interested in marriage, she wouldn't be pulling bullshit. Words speak quieter than actions.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 29, 2011 02:46 AM (1fanL)
When women think you aren't hearing what they are saying they start pulling bullshit.
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 10:50 PM (th0op)
Dear Mr. Undead States:
It was with great regret that we learned of your dissatisfaction with our Model X9-A, recently ordered by you.
Let me reassure you that the problem was entirely at our end and that we ordinarily make it a policy to always, always cut air holes in the shipping crates.
Per your request, it is entirely acceptable for you to keep the defective model for a period of no longer than eight weeks before shipping it back. In the meantime we will ship a properly-crated replacement X9-A to you immediately.
We are very sorry for the inconvenience.
Sincerely,
Posted by: Acme Immature Controllable 18-Year-Olds, Ltd. at May 28, 2011 10:50 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2011 10:50 PM (DB7UQ)
When women think you aren't hearing what they are saying they start pulling bullshit.
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2011 02:50 AM (th0op)
And they didn't say anything? Just assumed and started pulling bullshit? Curb, meet woman.
Honestly. You think that kind of behavior is A-OK?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 10:53 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 28, 2011 10:53 PM (UPNlB)
Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2011 02:44 AM (CNRS5)
yes but just to clarify since I am bad at saying what I mean, it's been 8 hours, no contact, party in another county and it's 2 am and she's pulled a dissapearing act before, I did what I don't usually do (in fact only did that 1 lat time) and asked where's she at and if she's ok. she said she's still at the party and she was fine. I said ok cool and asked her if she planned to stay the night or what so I could go to bed sound asleep knowing she was ok. she said she came was going to get back home and I said ok cool but i'd advice that if you do that you go now cause it's late and far away. where I MAY have screwed up was the advice to come home now, i'll admit that.
again I was just worried because I hated being like "hey where you at?", it's not the kind of person I am regardless of what bebe wants to think of me or not.
so there, that's the whole thing clarified for folks, you can dissect it for yourselves from there.
damn, I can't believe the ONT so focused on my question, kinda fun but interesting too...
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:54 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 10:54 PM (Xoswa)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 28, 2011 10:55 PM (NtTkA)
Posted by: Papa Editor at May 29, 2011 02:13 AM (6neGz)
[checks manual] uh no. but no retarded sex either. For the people who post comments here is there any other kind? And so ends the ONT. It's been a great run guys! You'll find other places to hang out I'm sure...bus stations, public restrooms, Maet's house etc. Best of luck!
Posted by: genghis at May 28, 2011 10:56 PM (4T2lB)
Why was she ignoring calls (was she ignoring your calls as well????)
everyone's calls and texts too, I remember Rum on ONT telling me that night she should have at least texted where she was and not caused the panic
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 10:56 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2011 10:56 PM (AN8d5)
Posted by: Porky Pine at May 28, 2011 10:58 PM (Rq76o)
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 02:46 AM (UzBwz)
Yes. It explains this is what you want and she's agreed to it. When you say "she and me understand" what you mean is you've made her understand. She doesn't want "any type of commitment for 3 years" but texts you about coming home? Maybe what your are saying is true but if it is it's unique in the annals of dating IMHO. Women move in with a guy because they want to get married. They may respect your need to not do everything together but it sure the hell isn't what they want.
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 11:01 PM (th0op)
YRM, this may sound wierd, but right now you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. She's going to come home, sooner or later. So, you either stay up waiting for her--damned if you do 'cuz that's too....fatherly. Or-- damned if you don't 'cuz then you "don't care enough" to wait up. LOL.
My advice? Go to bed, but leave a "Hope you had fun, Love you!" note for her to find when she gets home.
Good luck
Posted by: Abigail Van Buren at May 28, 2011 11:03 PM (0GpN4)
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2011 03:01 AM (th0op)
well i'll be very open about the fact that one reason me and my gf love each other is because we're both kinda out there and don't do things the normal way which might explain why some folks like bebe and others are dumbfounded.
PS - while we're all debating my love life, Ace has really been tearing it up on Twitter, I have a feeling this Weiner thing might get bigger then some of us think
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:04 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 28, 2011 11:05 PM (UPNlB)
Posted by: Abigail Van Buren at May 29, 2011 03:03 AM (0GpN4)
I'd agreed with that and you came at me better then some others did, so I'll def. keep your advice in mind.
but this sudden Weiner story has me up, Ace is in his prime right now on Twitter
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:05 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 29, 2011 03:05 AM (UPNlB)
I wouldn't say that, maybe i've painted a bad picture on the situation, she just has a past of having real bad common sense around her friends.
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:07 PM (UzBwz)
And they didn't say anything? Just assumed and started pulling bullshit? Curb, meet woman.
Honestly. You think that kind of behavior is A-OK?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 29, 2011 02:53 AM (1fanL)
They said plenty. Who can understand what a woman is saying half the time?
You say you don't like a new meatloaf recipe she made and all of the sudden you hate her mother because it's her recipe she showed you a month ago. At the time your entire involvement in the conversation was "Well, I like meatloaf."
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 11:07 PM (th0op)
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 28, 2011 11:08 PM (TU3mr)
I don't have one.
If anyone has the phone number of some fine slice that loves to put out, please send it on the AOS mailing list, thanks.
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2011 11:09 PM (4ixH5)
okay i'm gonna try to steer more towards Weiner/other subjects until I check out of the ONT but seriously I don't regret the advice even w/ the 2 commenters who decided to acusse me of all but burying the body over 1 text message ( and yes i'm exagerrating you two
)
I think in the future i'll just try and let her live w/ her consequences and not worry too much about it?
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:10 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 28, 2011 11:10 PM (UPNlB)
Posted by: Robert at May 29, 2011 03:09 AM (4ixH5)
there's a co-ed that's suddenly become available in Seattle...
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:11 PM (UzBwz)
Yeah there's definitely some shenanigans in Weiner's story. And it looks like he may have been chatting with high school girls too.
this is getting Hot
Posted by: Scott Ritter at May 28, 2011 11:12 PM (lN7Un)
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 03:11 AM (UzBwz)
plus Huma may be available soon.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 28, 2011 11:12 PM (TU3mr)
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 29, 2011 03:11 AM (UzBwz)
Seattle is a bit far. My prick only reaches to Houston. Too bad, she's got nice looking jugs, too.
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2011 11:13 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 29, 2011 03:10 AM (UPNlB)
idk man, they've always come off to me as real dopey and weird. but I just got through a whole hour defending myself that i'm no control freak over worrying for my girl's safety do I really need to look worse by telling her her friends are bad?
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:13 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2011 03:01 AM (th0op)
Jesus Christ.
They said plenty.
If they did, and they got an unsatisfactory response, then the mature, sane thing to do is to GTFO. The immature, insane thing to do is go out and cheat or otherwise act the fool.
If you reinforce that kind of bullshit behavior, you're only going to get more.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 11:13 PM (1fanL)
Yeah there's definitely some shenanigans in Weiner's story. And it looks like he may have been chatting with high school girls too.
Here We Go
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:13 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 28, 2011 11:15 PM (Xoswa)
you know after arguing over the GOP noms and the NY-26 loss we needed something like this
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:16 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:18 PM (UzBwz)
If they did, and they got an unsatisfactory response, then the mature, sane thing to do is to GTFO. The immature, insane thing to do is go out and cheat or otherwise act the fool.
If you reinforce that kind of bullshit behavior, you're only going to get more.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 29, 2011 03:13 AM (1fanL)
Yes, because 22 year olds are noted for their maturity and sanity.
Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 11:23 PM (th0op)
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 28, 2011 11:24 PM (UPNlB)
Yes, because 22 year olds are noted for their maturity and sanity.
*nods* exactly *realizes something* hey!
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 29, 2011 03:24 AM (UPNlB)
i'll keep that in mind, idk about the pimp hamd though
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:27 PM (UzBwz)
Hey a flamewar! I'm late so I'll just say you're all a bunch of poopheads.
Posted by: sjff at May 28, 2011 11:29 PM (BBEfM)
Posted by: sjff at May 29, 2011 03:29 AM (BBEfM)
kida over dude, you missed it I was basically called an abuser for worrying about someone's safety, it was awesome (no, i'm not bitter)
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:31 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:32 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 28, 2011 11:36 PM (UPNlB)
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 29, 2011 03:36 AM (UPNlB)
oh i'm no yes man, and my gf asks me not to be
Posted by: YRM (Go Heat, Go Canucks) at May 28, 2011 11:37 PM (UzBwz)
Posted by: Leon Phelps, a.k.a. the Ladies Man at May 28, 2011 11:42 PM (UPNlB)
1. Firefox 4.0 sucks sweaty balls. I downgraded and am much happier now.
2. God bless add-ons like Linkification and Text Link! I just discovered these and they are fooking great.
3. Also Tiny URL generator. I always wondered how some of you did it so effortlessly. Now I know!
4. Racism. Don't shout it needlessly in Ireland. Especially when you're accusing a hot Irish babe.
5. There's a local weekly paper sitting across from me with a hot Mexican bikini babe on the cover. I really wish I could share the pic with ya'll, but it's not on their website. Holy shit this girl is hot.
6. I fucking hate Twitter with every fiber of my being. What a stupendously idiotic tool. It's like the fewer characters a forum or networking tool allows you to use, the more of an asshole one is. It's like some kind of challenge that people take up. How can I be a total shitcock in 140 characters or less. And everyone comes out a winner.
7. I end up in the ER with kidney stones Tuesday, and tonight my truck's power steering dies. If it's not one fucking thing it's another. Thank God this bikini babe is here to lighten my mood.
Posted by: Robert at May 29, 2011 12:15 AM (4ixH5)
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Posted by: Robert at May 29, 2011 12:51 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 29, 2011 01:22 AM (YxBuk)
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Uh...isn't that always the case? The weiner follows the co-ed...it's, y'know...BIOLOGY!
Posted by: Pipe Barackage at May 29, 2011 02:51 AM (4WbQ8)
Posted by: Mjim at May 29, 2011 12:35 AM (rN9Na)
Beats seeing Helen Thomas as a cheerleader.
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18-1... that's our fire dept's first-engine-out number.
Posted by: Mobius 1 at May 29, 2011 04:11 AM (AM78t)
Ditto, same for Win7 > XP at work. The damn thing won't run 75% of my programs.
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http://www.nfljerseysmalls.com
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