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September 06, 2011

Funny Ad for Herman Cain
— Ace

Nick Searcy ("Art Mullen" on Justified) did this ad for Herman Cain with some friends. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Ace at 08:22 AM | Comments (74)
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1
brb, watchin funny ad

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 06, 2011 08:24 AM (sqkOB)

2 When is Justified coming back for Season 3? Next year?

Art is on to Raylan and Winonna fer shure! I bet he lets it slide because he knows Raylan is trying to protect her, but can never fully trust him again.

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2011 08:27 AM (GQ8sn)

3 Justified probably won't be back until spring.

I need me some more Boyd.

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at September 06, 2011 08:30 AM (HBBaQ)

4
hahaha @ "Like your job?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 06, 2011 08:31 AM (sqkOB)

5 Justified probably won't be back until spring.

Awww...shit!!!

I need me some more Boyd.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I prefer me some Joelle Carter. She and I share the same birthday too!

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2011 08:32 AM (GQ8sn)

6 HUGE moment in the campaign today!

Fox News has been promoting Mitt's appearance with Greta On the Record tomorrow night after his big jobs speech in Nevada. Mitt is going to be on CNBC at 4:45 EST to talk about his jobs speech now too.

It looks like Mitt's speech will be carried live on CSPAN and CNN at 3:30 EST and maybe others. I'm excited!

Posted by: Dan at September 06, 2011 08:34 AM (5gk+b)

7
in b4 the Republican Nail Biters Brigade!

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 06, 2011 08:34 AM (sqkOB)

8 Wow, wingers attacking TOTUS now. Racists!

Posted by: runningrn at September 06, 2011 08:36 AM (0fUOB)

9 "Nice chicken honey!"
LOL

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian, Son of a Bitch, Part-Time Lyncher at September 06, 2011 08:37 AM (iYbLN)

10 Oh, and as an Asian American, I take umbrage at the negative connotation of being "yellow"!

Posted by: runningrn at September 06, 2011 08:37 AM (0fUOB)

11 It looks like Mitt's speech will be carried live on CSPAN and CNN at 3:30 EST and maybe others. I'm excited! Posted by: Dan

Dan,

Did you just wet your pants?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian, Son of a Bitch, Part-Time Lyncher at September 06, 2011 08:37 AM (iYbLN)

12 "No eye contact!"

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 06, 2011 08:39 AM (5Z/+/)

13 "Do you like your job?"

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 06, 2011 08:39 AM (hIWe1)

14 Is it a bad thing if I just wet someone else's pants?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 06, 2011 08:40 AM (WUWb9)

15 Now if only Cain had a real understanding of rights and their relationship to government.

Posted by: Jeff Gauch at September 06, 2011 08:40 AM (PGZaO)

16 It looks like Mitt's speech will be carried live on CSPAN and CNN at 3:30 EST and maybe others. I'm excited! Posted by: Dan You're not from around here, are ya, boy?

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 06, 2011 08:41 AM (JNqU9)

17
Nick Searcy ("Art Mullen" on Justified, and long-time AoSHQ lurker-moron) did this ad for Herman Cain with some friends.

FIFY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 06, 2011 08:41 AM (3AuGS)

18 Too long.

Posted by: Y-not at September 06, 2011 08:42 AM (5H6zj)

19 Hey, is this the meeting place for the sons-of-bitches club?

That's the He-Man Sons-of-Bitches Club to you.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 08:42 AM (OhYCU)

20 Well since this thread is O/T already. Look at this buried in the new Battleground poll that came out today-I think it also shows Perry with a 35%+ advantage- ******* Would you say -- (ROTATE, FRONT TO BACK, BACK TO FRONT) Â– you will definitely vote for him, you will consider voting for him, or you definitely will not vote for him? Definitely vote for Obama .................................... 26% Consider voting for Obama................................... 28% Definitely will not vote for Obama ....................... 43% UNSURE/REFUSED (DNR)................................. 2%

Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 08:42 AM (iRlbA)

21 Probably should have toned down the Asshole element a bit... kinda funny, but why should I listen to a Jerk who treats staff that way about Politics?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2011 08:43 AM (NtXW4)

22 That reminds me... When does Sons of Bitches Anarchy come on?

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 08:43 AM (OhYCU)

23 23

Oh for Gawd's sake!! Are you kidding?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT, Barbarian, Son of a Bitch, Part-Time Lyncher at September 06, 2011 08:45 AM (iYbLN)

24 Anyone else think the woman holding the chicken was Bo Derek?

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 06, 2011 08:47 AM (O/onO)

25 What were they doing with that chicken?

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 08:47 AM (OhYCU)

26
Anyone else think the chicken was Sean Penn?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 06, 2011 08:48 AM (sqkOB)

27 Cain doesn't have a snowball's chance in micHELLe's fiery vulva*

^{*(that's a hat tip to Painkiller's "Purgatory of Fiery Vulvas" which is pretty much like someone being forced to have sex with Michelle would sound like - sorry, no link).}

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 06, 2011 08:48 AM (ZtwUX)

28 Great ad.

Posted by: poljunkie at September 06, 2011 08:48 AM (XuiJf)

27 darth

nope

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work s.o.b. barbarian tea party terrorist at September 06, 2011 08:49 AM (IpiZb)

30 There's also this question in that same Battleground poll- Which candidate for President of the United States did you vote for? Was it -- (ROTATE) -- Â•John McCain, or Barack Obama? John McCain.........................................41% Barack Obama ......................................................... 52%

Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 08:49 AM (iRlbA)

31 Damn. And here I thought that SCOAMF was doing the ads for the Republicans.

So, are you telling me all of those speeches are real? The ones where he has the idiot unionistas talking about war and shit? The ones where SCOAMF is talking about his "accomplishments". Those aren't just crazy ironic Republican ads?

Who knew?

btw - Don't forget to tell your lib acquaintances not to Google SCOAMF. There are enough suicidal blubbering lefty idiots to deal with as it is.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 06, 2011 08:49 AM (jx2j9)

32 I thought it was a great ad right up until the 'Herman Cain' part at the end...

Who is he again?

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at September 06, 2011 08:51 AM (umot9)

33 Hoffa is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable pussy

SCOAMP if you will.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 08:51 AM (OhYCU)

34 The Obama administration has decided to drop the number of U.S. troops in Iraq at the end of the year down to 3,000, marking a major downgrade in force strength, multiple sources familiar with the inner workings and decisions on U.S. troop movements in Iraq told Fox News. Senior commanders are said to be livid at the decision, which has already been signed off by Defense Secretary Leon Panetta. The generals on the ground had requested that the number of troops remaining in Iraq at the end of the year reach about 27,000. But, there was major pushback about Â“the cost and the political opticsÂ” of that decision that the number was then reduced to 10,000. Commanders said they could possibly make that work Â“in extremis,Â” in other words, meaning they would be pushing it to make that number work security-wise and manpower-wise. Now, sources confirm that the administration has pushed the Pentagon to cut the number even lower, and commanders are concerned for the safety of the U.S. troops who would remain there. Â“We canÂ’t secure everybody with only 3,000 on the ground nor can we do what we need to with the Iraqis,Â” one source said. You can now kiss Iraq good bye

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 06, 2011 08:52 AM (i6RpT)

35 Since it needs to be said: Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Also, I can't watch (can't stream it here at work), but I'm going to assume it was funny so...

HAHAHA! That was so funny!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 06, 2011 08:53 AM (8y9MW)

36
Interesting article at AT:

Obama Leaves the Bases Loaded. Dems Lose.

Herman Cain is mentioned in there near the end.

Posted by: sTevo at September 06, 2011 08:54 AM (Sgd4f)

37 Rumor is that Sally Struthers will be doing an ad for Jon Huntsman. This could be a game-changer, because she has true conservative cred from her Christian Childrens' fund PSAs and independents are attracted to her star appeal. We need someone tough but not too radical so we can actually beat Obama rather than just play to the base.

Posted by: Butch at September 06, 2011 08:56 AM (bN5ZU)

38 We canÂ’t secure everybody with only 3,000 on the ground.. Criminal.

Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 08:57 AM (iRlbA)

39 We canÂ’t secure everybody with only 3,000 on the ground.. Criminal. Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 12:57 PM (iRlbA) And we also just sold out the Kurds. It's really not a great idea to be a friend of the USA now a days

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 06, 2011 08:59 AM (i6RpT)

40 brb, Ima take some these son-of-a-bitches out

Posted by: Barack Orambo at September 06, 2011 09:00 AM (AnTyA)

41 you go from 27,000 to 3,000 and your reasoning is perception. 3000 can't even protect themselves, might as well go to zero.

Posted by: Jean at September 06, 2011 09:02 AM (WkuV6)

42 One of my favorite John Wayne movies is Son-of-a-Bitches of Katie Elder

Posted by: beedubya at September 06, 2011 09:02 AM (AnTyA)

43 Is the thinking that the 3K serve as a tripwire for Iran? Iran isn't going to straight-up invade, she is going to fuel a civil war.

Posted by: Jean at September 06, 2011 09:03 AM (WkuV6)

44 nevergiveup Some generals are going to have to make some hard choices. To set your troops up for something like that? They better be ready to resign rather than proceed over something like that.

Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 09:03 AM (iRlbA)

45 Wait a minute, we still have troops in Iraq? Next you bitter clingers are going to tell me that Gitmo is still open for bidness!

Posted by: I Heart SCOAMF! at September 06, 2011 09:04 AM (0fUOB)

46 nevergiveup Sets up the Kurds for genocide but what does it matter-Obama's liberal friends in the media will make sure America never even hears about it. Pigs. ****** Jean Ya it's a mighty tempting vacuum of power....

Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 09:06 AM (iRlbA)

47 We canÂ’t secure everybody with only 3,000 on the ground..

Look, a squirrel.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 09:07 AM (OhYCU)

48 Is Obama timing the troop withdrawals for homecoming parades just in time for his re-election season?

Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 09:08 AM (iRlbA)

Having been madly in love with Bo Derek pretty much my entire adult life I can tell you, with absolute certainty, that the gal in the video is her. If the H-man can get her for a video his power of persuasion is nothing less than cosmic and he's gonna win for sure.

Posted by: George at September 06, 2011 09:09 AM (vALkj)

50 Ya it's a mighty tempting vacuum of power....

Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 01:06 PM (iRlbA)

The Democrats didn't give a shit about the South Vietnamese..or Cambodians for that matter.

Remember what Kerry said about the possible slaughter before we pulled out?

Posted by: beedubya at September 06, 2011 09:10 AM (AnTyA)

51 Is Obama timing the troop withdrawals for homecoming parades just in time for his re-election season?

No, but you can bet your ass that he has already planned the speeches at bases with wives and kids in attendance.

He probably already has the kids picked out for the SOU address.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 09:12 AM (OhYCU)

52 56 Having been madly in love with Bo Derek pretty much my entire adult life I can tell you, with absolute certainty, that the gal in the video is her.Â If the H-man can get her for a video his power of persuasion is nothing less than cosmic and he's gonna win for sure.Â Â Bo is a righty. So it could be her.

Posted by: runningrn at September 06, 2011 09:13 AM (0fUOB)

53 Cain/ 10 2012

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 09:14 AM (OhYCU)

54 Ya-it's all about the optics with the Obama administration which ties in with this ad by Cain. I've always thought of Obama as the very definition of -facade which those stores in the West use to do to appear "bigger". Those last 3,000 troops? Holy gawd they are going to need our prayers-and I ain't all that religious.

Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 09:16 AM (iRlbA)

55 Can we nominate hash tags? 'Cause I sure would kick in at least $10 to give Dan something like (mtRbz) or (NeBnr) which I 'm sure he would treasure. Hell we can't all be AZGONs now can we

Posted by: Deety at September 06, 2011 09:17 AM (tydO9)

56 Was that Alfonso Rachel in the bowler hat?

Posted by: RoadRunner at September 06, 2011 09:18 AM (BvTwT)

57 Bo, bless her heart and other parts, is a republican too. It's her, trust me.

Posted by: George at September 06, 2011 09:19 AM (vALkj)

58 Was that Alfonso Rachel in the bowler hat?

I think so.

Posted by: Piñon Farmer at September 06, 2011 09:21 AM (IzuWw)

59 Bo, bless her heart and other parts, is a republican too. It's her, trust me.

Cock-a-doodle-do!

Posted by: Piñon Farmer at September 06, 2011 09:22 AM (IzuWw)

60 Are you Pope Barackiface VIII?

Posted by: Nicholas III upside down in the 8th circle of hell at September 06, 2011 09:35 AM (EG/p1)

61 "46 We canÂ’t secure everybody with only 3,000 on the ground..

Criminal.
Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 12:57 PM (iRlbA)

And we also just sold out the Kurds. It's really not a great idea to be a friend of the USA now a days"

Not to mention the South Vietnamese, Laotians and Cambodians. Trying like hell with the Hondurans and Columbians. Might as well throw in the Iranians for good measure.

Posted by: Easy at September 06, 2011 09:48 AM (+qHxi)

62 I have font in mouth disease today for some reason.

Posted by: Easy at September 06, 2011 09:51 AM (+qHxi)

63 I'm Deke Slayton, bitch!

Posted by: Deke Slayton at September 06, 2011 10:05 AM (d4ZzM)

64 This was a blatant attack on Rick Perry, Yellow Rose Of Texas that he is.

Posted by: Live Free Or Die at September 06, 2011 10:28 AM (pKDPI)

65 The media has a hankering for Mitt. The only black guy they heart is Ubama and they would like to see Ubama beat Mitt, that whitest of white boys. They are truly afraid of Herman and Sarah.

Posted by: EROWMER at September 06, 2011 10:41 AM (KJDwX)

66 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2011 10:56 AM (fyOgS)

67 There is a black man in the ad and he is not the good guy. Racists.

Posted by: random member of the CBC at September 06, 2011 12:11 PM (i+DU3)

68 Well, two black men, if you count Herman Cain. We don't.

Posted by: random member of the CBC at September 06, 2011 12:21 PM (i+DU3)

69 Actually if that is Zo he doesn't count either. So let's say the black man count has unexpectedly been revised downward and you are of course all still racist. Agreed?

Posted by: random member of the CBC at September 06, 2011 12:29 PM (i+DU3)

70 That was great!

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 06, 2011 02:37 PM (BDTek)

71 Huh. That was pretty weird. I'm not sure it's catchy.

Posted by: cackfinger at September 06, 2011 03:00 PM (a9mQu)

72 11 Oh, and as an Asian American, I take umbrage at the negative connotation of being "yellow"!

Posted by: runningrn at September 06, 2011 12:37 PM (0fUOB)

I can't believe you beat me to the cry of racism.

And the ad is pretty cool.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 06, 2011 04:42 PM (8Zpuz)

73 Nice.

Bo Derek! Nice chicken, honey.

Good thing she wasn't carrying a cat.

Posted by: Cornfused Yet Again at September 06, 2011 06:17 PM (AyzfE)