September 25, 2011

Funny Beer Commercial
— LauraW

Thanks to scott, who asks "Which couple are you?"

Meh, I'm 50/50 on judging too harshly here. These stereotypical biker guys weren't just sitting around chatting and waiting for the movie to start.

The bikers were glaring and scowling and projecting the 'you are not wanted here' vibe to the couples entering the theater. I would react hesitantly to that look alone, regardless of the person's garb.

Many of us are actually not so sensitive to how people are dressed and tatted up these days, but to classic nonverbal hostility- the prolonged stare, tense stillness, the curled lip- most of us are exquisitely tuned.

Plus, Northern Europe has hosted a biker gang turf war recently.

Still, kudos to Pretty Hot Pink Shirt That Matches My Girlfriend's Floral Outfit Guy. I would not have expected that of him.

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1 Meh, I'm 50/50 on this.

Meh, I'm 10/90.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2011 05:38 AM (M9Ie6)

2 test

Posted by: lauraw at September 25, 2011 06:27 AM (DbybK)

3 same reason I dislike that show "What would you do" where they put people in these ridiculous "gotcha" moments to see how they react/humiliate them.

let's all laugh at what terrible people they are!

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at September 25, 2011 06:28 AM (Im4sr)

4

I thought the one couple where the woman went up while her "man" hesitated and then he went up to stop her from getting a seat was pretty sad. I bet they have lots of issues.

Posted by: Mark at September 25, 2011 06:29 AM (gMCwx)

5 I know, Vic. According to my husband, having any understanding whatsoever for the people who decided not to seat themselves makes me a total wimp.

Posted by: lauraw at September 25, 2011 06:30 AM (DbybK)

6

Lauraw, you'd have a hard time getting anyone who knows me to describe me as a wuss but I would have ditched with my wife.

Discretion is the better part of valor and any man who thinks putting his wife in a position that appears dangerous makes him a tough guy is a fool.

Posted by: kdny at September 25, 2011 06:35 AM (KxHDw)

7 O/T: At his CBC speech yesterday, SCOAMF said "If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew, uhh, janitor, makes me a warrior...".

But remember, NY-9 was meaningless.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2011 06:39 AM (WXhxA)

8 Posted by: kdny at September 25, 2011 10:35 AM (KxHDw)

That was my first thought with the first couple. I would have turned around and walked out.

Recall Beck and his family at that NYC park thing.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2011 06:40 AM (M9Ie6)

9 Ron Paul would sit down, yell FIRE!!!, and then resist arrest while he screamed about his 1st Amendment rights.

Posted by: Lashkar-e Tea Partiban at September 25, 2011 06:40 AM (uRPoU)

10 So what's the big deal.  The couple in pink decided to take in a movie after getting their Gardasil shots.  Perfectly understandable.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 25, 2011 06:43 AM (9Zfqh)

11 Then after we gave 'em some beer, we took 'em out back and got them all tatted up the right way.

Posted by: 148 Biker Dudes at September 25, 2011 06:44 AM (s7mIC)

12 plus, let's be honest - when is the last time you've been to a movie that wasn't at an XXX theater in which the entire theater was filled with tatted up biker guys?  the couple might have thought they walked into a screening of ghey pr0n instead or something

Posted by: chemjeff at September 25, 2011 06:46 AM (s7mIC)

13 does give off the same vibe as a febreeze commercial.
two young women are sitting alone  in a room(hell hole) on a couch , eyes covered, feeling safe,smells clean and yummy.. then take their eye covers off ,sees where they're sitting and one says," Hello" in an uncertain voice to the room.

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2011 06:47 AM (h+qn8)

14 It seems the media/propaganda complex is intent on goading us into lowering our guard;
 into vacating our better judgement; into ignoring a potentially clear and present danger.
Now, why would that be?

Posted by: Derak at September 25, 2011 06:49 AM (C5WH3)

15

Posted by: LauraW. at 10:20 AM

Comments

1 Meh, I'm 50/50 on this.

Meh, I'm 10/90.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2011 09:38 AM (M9Ie6)

Always figured there was something up with that Vic guy. Turns out he's a time traveller. Might of gotten in early on that CERN experiment.

Posted by: Have Blue at September 25, 2011 06:50 AM (IKTC8)

16 As long as someone's unwashed essence isn't co-mingling with the aroma of my buttered popcorn, it's all good when the lights go out.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 25, 2011 06:52 AM (HBqDo)

17 Outlaw biker gangs going to war in Nevada, bad timing on the commercial. and yeah, judge the crowd by their demeanor, not the way they are dressed.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at September 25, 2011 06:55 AM (3W1+C)

18 Always figured there was something up with that Vic guy. Turns out he's a time traveller. Might of gotten in early on that CERN experiment.

LOL, strange huh??

Actually what happened is that Laura posted this earlier, I commented, then she pulled the post and later put it back.

Posted by: Vic at September 25, 2011 06:57 AM (M9Ie6)

19 18
Old Milwaukee Swedish Bikini Team Rappelling Practice 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 25, 2011 10:50 AM (Lt/Za)


Dude, you were taking pictures at my last hiking trip? 

Posted by: chemjeff at September 25, 2011 06:58 AM (s7mIC)

20 That Vic.... faster than a speeding bullet neutrino

Posted by: chemjeff at September 25, 2011 06:59 AM (s7mIC)

21

if JFK had those guys as bodyguards, he might still be kicking today.

Posted by: Racefan at September 25, 2011 07:02 AM (1voEn)

22 Take my word for it.

Separate them from one another, and Bikers are pussies.

Posted by: The Man W/Flame Retardant Underwear at September 25, 2011 07:04 AM (7/sDI)

23 But...but what was the movie?  If it was something like "Mama Nia" I'd be more worried about muself getting ganged raped than my wife.

Posted by: Paladin at September 25, 2011 07:04 AM (vOZi9)

24

Posted by: GT 5.0 at September 25, 2011 10:55 AM (3W1+C)

i havent heard anything about that. do you mean the real Outlaws MC or local clubs?

Posted by: Racefan at September 25, 2011 07:08 AM (1voEn)

25 I would walk out because it's way too crowded in there, not because of bikers or the glaring.  I'd be halfway out the door before any detail beyond a generic head count even registered.  

Posted by: Alice at September 25, 2011 07:09 AM (kawhQ)

26 Stereotypes can be patently unfair to individuals, but they save time and a hell of a lot of heartache. Trading on this kind of situational irony is another smash of the wrecking ball at the foundations of civilization.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 25, 2011 07:10 AM (cbyrC)

27 Posted by: Independent Voter at September 25, 2011 10:30 AM (hKi42)

What kind of douchebag trolls a beer commercial thread?

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at September 25, 2011 07:12 AM (HtUdo)

28 Paying top dollar for the Sardine Movie Festival is no substitute for my flat panel and couch.

Posted by: ontherocks at September 25, 2011 07:13 AM (HBqDo)

29 What kind of douchebag trolls a beer commercial thread?

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at September 25, 2011 11:12 AM (HtUdo)

Heh, I think you answered your own question.

Posted by: ErikW at September 25, 2011 07:16 AM (n+tSt)

30 Wait a minute;  what film were they viewing that the audience was populated with a shitload of odoriferous bikers?

Was this the latest Sandra Bullock flick?

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2011 07:16 AM (FabC8)

31 Meanwhile, in the real world, those guys would be pissed that their "scary looking guy" costumes didn't intimidate you. Not delighted that you saw through to their inner beauty.

Posted by: Heorot at September 25, 2011 07:17 AM (H7iFC)

32

With a relative paucity of blacks in N Europe, how do they cast "the stupid bald white man requiring edification by minority/woman" stereotype prevalent in American advertising?

This does point to an advantage long found in European movie theaters--beer available for sale while you sit and watch "Teh English Patient." 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 25, 2011 07:18 AM (QBPbk)

33 The message to Europeans: don't worry about all those Muslims surrounding you, they just want to crack open a beer with you. Or chop off your head and rape your wife. Either way it's all good.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 25, 2011 07:20 AM (7EV/g)

34 Yeah, someone mentioned "What was the movie?"  I mean, if it was "Midnight in Paris" or "Friends with Benefits" and I walked in with a date, I would immediately start pissing myself from laughter.  I mean, come on.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at September 25, 2011 07:22 AM (mfZ38)

35 I see a tatoo and I immediately think either "ex-con" or "skank" and I don't care if that's not accurate the tatooee had gone to great lengths to give that impression.

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2011 07:24 AM (Dv0Db)

36

The marquee at the very beginning shows "Rise of the Planet of the Apes".

Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 25, 2011 07:24 AM (7EV/g)

37 The marquee said _Rise_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes_.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 25, 2011 07:24 AM (cbyrC)

38 I don't know what Chris Wallace is smoking this morning, but he's got Lindsey Graham letterboxed within their already-letterboxed Fox News format. If I put my TV back into 4:3 mode, I've got a tiny postage stamp of video on the screen.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 25, 2011 07:24 AM (6fER6)

39 With concealed carry this becomes a non-issue/ad/topic

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2011 07:25 AM (Dv0Db)

40 Funny, the lead on Drudge is almost the same topic. Not quite, less european, but similar.

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2011 07:28 AM (Dv0Db)

41 "...shooting death of a prominent Hells Angels boss by a rival gang." http://www.lasvegassun.com (left side-bar)

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at September 25, 2011 07:28 AM (wDzxx)

42 I know some folks here don't like Chris Wallace (I do. A lot) but he did a good job with Plouffe this morning.

Talk about a douche.

As for Miss Lindsey, when he sticks to foreign policy, he makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: As If! at September 25, 2011 07:29 AM (piMMO)

43 To all my new SC neighbors, when is the first time I can vote Lindsey out of office?

Posted by: TaiwanJoe at September 25, 2011 07:29 AM (/t+1m)

44

According to my husband...

Posted by: lauraw at September 25, 2011 10:30 AM (DbybK)

 

 your hump is still single, though, right?

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2011 07:29 AM (N/PoW)

45 "With concealed carry this becomes a non-issue/ad/topic" Actually, it's worse. With concealed carry, a person should educate himself on his [moral, not legal] responsibility for protecting himself and his loved ones. There is no movie in the world that would be worth putting myself into a situation like this just to see. If I walked into a that situation, I would walk right back out.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 25, 2011 07:31 AM (cbyrC)

46 I used to go to a Biker/Cowboy bar in Apache Junction, AZ. (No hats, no colors allowed.) It would usually get real interesting in that place around 10:30PM when everyone got toasty.

Posted by: SurferDoc at September 25, 2011 07:31 AM (STdkO)

47

There should be a ban on playing clips of that racist president's hate speeches on a Sunday. I'd like one day where I don't have to hear his dumb ass.

 

Posted by: Jimmah at September 25, 2011 07:32 AM (g9KCn)

48

According to my husband...

Posted by: lauraw at September 25, 2011 10:30 AM (DbybK)

 

 your hump is still single, though, right?

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2011 11:29 AM (N/PoW)


and all the male morons let out a small lonely heartbreaking sob.

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2011 07:33 AM (h+qn8)

49

Obama told blacks on Saturday to quit crying and complaining and "put on your marching shoes" to follow him into battle for jobs and opportunity.

How many problems can you spot in this sentence?

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2011 07:34 AM (Dv0Db)

50 O/T, but that milk case in the sidebar is a load of cow manure.   The plaintiffs set up a sham scheme to avoid a state law requiring milk sold to the public to be pasteurized.   They sold raw milk to some people under this scheme.   30 of those who drank the raw milk  got campylobacter infections. (surprise, surprise!).

The state shut down the illegal sale of raw milk.

  The plaintiffs tried to obtain a summary judgment preventing the state from enforcing  its shutdown, claiming inter alia that the applicable statutes were unconstitutional.  Why were they, you ask?  Well, just because.  The plaintiffs offered no legal arguments for their position, just bald assertions.

The court denied the summary judgment.   There is nothing "surreal" about its decision, nor any legal holding about constitutional rights --- because those issues were not adjudicated.  You can find this case filed under "Mountain v. Molehill".   

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at September 25, 2011 07:35 AM (giMzW)

51

all bikers are not bad people. the people you see today on harleys are not true bikers. maybe 1 in a 1000 are............. motorcycle clubs were started from WW2 Vets, the brotherhood that was started from them still lives today.

thats why they will fight for each other.

this guy Bull 1%er was one of my best freinds.

Posted by: Racefan at September 25, 2011 07:36 AM (1voEn)

52 Plus, Northern Europe has hosted a biker gang turf war recently.


Las Vegas should get interesting real soon.  Head of Hells Angels killed.

Posted by: RWC at September 25, 2011 07:36 AM (zeBf8)

53 53

Obama told blacks on Saturday to quit crying and complaining and "put on your marching shoes" to follow him into battle for jobs and opportunity.

How many problems can you spot in this sentence?

----

During a hate speech, to the blacker version of the KKK

Obama told blacks on Saturday to quit crying and complaining and "put on your marching shoes" to follow him into battle for jobs and opportunity.

Posted by: Jimmah at September 25, 2011 07:36 AM (g9KCn)

54 "Discretion is the better part of valor"

It's a movie theater.

Posted by: scott at September 25, 2011 07:38 AM (DbybK)

55 my old friend Bull passed away a few years ago or I would never have showed you all that link.

Posted by: Racefan at September 25, 2011 07:40 AM (1voEn)

56

Obama told blacks on Saturday to quit crying and complaining and "put on your marching shoes" to follow him into battle for jobs and opportunity.

How many problems can you spot in this sentence?


When he referred to himself as a "warrior" the other day.....within a week of awarding the MOH to Sgt. Meyer, I literally wanted to puke.

What a friggin pig.

Posted by: As If! at September 25, 2011 07:41 AM (piMMO)

57 and all the male morons let out a small lonely heartbreaking sob. --------------------- You ain't kidding! I had to pour a beer to catch my tears.

Posted by: Lashkar-e Tea Partiban at September 25, 2011 07:42 AM (uRPoU)

58 ot/ the link on sidebar (rdbrewer)

Village voice's Michael Feingold, "kill all the billionaires and steal their stuff"

what a difference in tone in America.

I had thought a part of the  american dream was if you work hard - strive
you might  become prosperous one day.

Do we think a President constantly hateful to those that are fortunate won't spread.
sometimes it seems as if we are repeating the worst  of history.
the rhetoric, the hate, the attempt to turn everyone against eachother by  color, sex, wealth, religion.
Is this what the 52 percent really want? are they that sick?

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2011 07:42 AM (h+qn8)

59  O/T: At his CBC speech yesterday, SCOAMF said "If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew, uhh, janitor, makes me a warrior...".

But remember, NY-9 was meaningless.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2011 10:39 AM (WXhxA)

Reposted because it is important.  This is what SCOAMF really thinks, and it scares me more that a theatre full of bikers.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at September 25, 2011 07:43 AM (jucos)

60 "It's a movie theater." And you *know* the lights will soon be extinguished. And you *know* that taking the two available seats will put you as far from reaching the exits as possible in that enclosed space. And you *know* that just about every other person in the room goes through great effort to present himself to the world as a misfit unbound by the constraints of polite society.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 25, 2011 07:43 AM (cbyrC)

61

Is this what the 52 percent really want?

 

They want their way.  At any cost.  They are nothing but children.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2011 07:44 AM (N/PoW)

62 all bikers are not bad people. the people you see today on harleys are not true bikers. maybe 1 in a 1000 are............. motorcycle clubs were started from WW2 Vets, the brotherhood that was started from them still lives today.

No. But the ones who are are pure friggin evil. Thankfully, they are relatively few amongst bikers.

There was a drug bust at a local Outlaws HQ a few weeks ago. It was located 3 miles straight down the road from me and I had no idea they were even there!

Posted by: As If! at September 25, 2011 07:46 AM (piMMO)

63

Reposted because it is important.  This is what SCOAMF really thinks, and it scares me more that a theatre full of bikers.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at September 25, 2011 11:43 AM (jucos)

 

Yup, I heard that clip. It should be played over and over and over.

Posted by: ErikW at September 25, 2011 07:47 AM (n+tSt)

64 There are evolutionary advantages to some forms of "prejudice." Biker gangs have a well-deserved reputation for violence, and they sport fashion that clearly identifies their "tribal" affiliation. So does that make everyone dressed as a biker violent? No. But there does exist a stronger correlation between leather vests, tattoos, shaved heads and violence than between Brooks Brothers, gold-rimmed glasses, rep ties and violence. In order to survive, early humans needed to adapt efficient means of identifying possible threats in their environment. Bikers set off our radar, and for good reason. People walking out of that theatre may simply have higher-developed defense mechanisms than those who sat down. And for every woman who walks, bravely, up that aisle without her boyfriend there's another woman, somewhere, ignoring her boyfriend's request to stop jogging alone at night down dark, quiet streets. Bravery or stupidity? Darwin would have an opinion on that, I'm sure.

The crux of the joke is that it takes courage to sit down in a room full of scowling bikers. As with any good joke, it hinges on a truth we all recognize: that in this case, it *is* a dangerous situation.

And on a slightly personal note, a few years ago a friend actually was beaten by a biker simply for sitting in the "wrong seat" in a bar. I wouldn;t blame him for intolerance or prejudice if he turned around and walked out of the next bar - or movie theatre - filled with bikers.

Posted by: BC at September 25, 2011 07:47 AM (8/oXo)

65 garret, perhaps malignant, sick bastards is more upfront.

but do they want our country to explode? are they willing to pull it all down?
i'm not sure anymore. i never thought i'd hear this kind of shit from the top down.

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2011 07:48 AM (h+qn8)

66 Wouldn't bother me at all.  Never has before.  I'd feel safer there than if the crowd was all hippies.

Predators recognize each other.

I am firmly embedded at the top of the food change.

Posted by: trainer at September 25, 2011 07:51 AM (DGxyd)

67 the fact that now i listen to our own President with a jaundiced eye expecting the worst is horrible.
i can't decide if I need a tinfoil hat or need to find a cave to live in.

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2011 07:52 AM (h+qn8)

68 BC has a good point. There is nothing wrong with the couples that bailed on the movie; the bikers WERE trying to intimidate anyone who came in there. But the couples that did take their seats showed a lot of balls.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 25, 2011 07:53 AM (H6JHE)

69 Even though I would have somewhat blended in with that crowd, I would have been a little hesitant, because knowing all that I know about the biker crowd, they would be hooting and laughing it up before waiting for the movie to start. A dead silence is NOT good.

Posted by: Berserker at September 25, 2011 07:53 AM (FMbng)

70 any Harley folks out there who want to learn more about real Outlaws MC, read this.

Posted by: Racefan at September 25, 2011 07:54 AM (1voEn)

71 I know those guys.  They live in my neighborhood.

Posted by: SlaveDog at September 25, 2011 07:55 AM (PidTa)

72

Posted by: willow at September 25, 2011 11:52 AM (h+qn

What I believe we are witnessing are people who have been either fooled or co-opted by evil that wish to destroy God's chosen people.

I think that's what the end goal of all of this is.

Posted by: ErikW at September 25, 2011 07:59 AM (n+tSt)

73 Separate them from one another, and Bikers are pussies.
Posted by: The Man W/Flame Retardant Underwear at September 25, 2011 11:04 AM

Nice generality, asshole.

Posted by: real joe at September 25, 2011 08:02 AM (w7Lv+)

74

Posted by: As If! at September 25, 2011 11:46 AM (piMMO)

i call bullshit on that. how could you have not known, didnt hear them........ didnt hear the scooters...... didnt see them at the store or gas station............. didnt hear them robbing you and raping you wife and daughter? get real, it the Outlaws have a clubhouse down from you........... you will have aclue that its there.

Posted by: Racefan at September 25, 2011 08:02 AM (1voEn)

75  your hump is still single, though, right?

You would be surprised how difficult it is to marry off a parasitic twin. Though I have entertained some other kinds of arrangements with it.

73 Even though I would have somewhat blended in with that crowd, I would have been a little hesitant, because knowing all that I know about the biker crowd, they would be hooting and laughing it up before waiting for the movie to start. A dead silence is NOT good.

Posted by: Berserker at September 25, 2011 11:53 AM (FMbng)

Bingo.

Posted by: lauraw at September 25, 2011 08:10 AM (DbybK)

76 Did you see where the republicans at UC Berkeley are holding a bake sale with the price of items determined by race?

$2 for Caucasians
$1.50 for Asians
75 cents for African Americans
25 cents for Native Americans

They are trying to make the point about the unfairness and absurdity of using race for admissions but apparently the enlightened ones are too thick to see the parallels.

The republican club may now get kicked off campus for it.

Posted by: As If! at September 25, 2011 08:13 AM (piMMO)

77 A few years ago, a pair of black gentlemen stood outside a voting station in Philadelphia wearing scowls and vaguely militaristic clothing. One also carried a stick, for some unknown reason. And althought these men did absolutely no harm to anyone, many conservatives complained that the two men were somehow engaged in "voter intimidation."

But... what was so "intimidating" about those men? Their fashion sense? Their demeanors? Or was it some unspoken, yet obvious, threat delivered by both their clothing and their body language?

Were conservatives somehow being cowardly by complaining about these men? If any citizen actually felt too intimidated to vote, purely on the presence of these two men, would that citizen be subject to support... or mockery?

I don't know. But I'd sure love to see a beer commercial about *that* one...

Posted by: BC at September 25, 2011 08:16 AM (8/oXo)

78

The thing I don't like about bikers is this, they embrace the whole "fuck the world" lifestyle and attitude, but then they whine like little bitches that they're misunderstood when the world returns the favor.

And as far as predators recognizing each other, yes they do. Almost always as competitors, not friends. Just try walikg into a Hell's Angel bar while wearing Mongols colors, they'll recognize you alright.

Posted by: The bug from at September 25, 2011 08:17 AM (iYwUw)

79 My ex has a Harley, and rides with a bunch of other Harley people.  They like to think they are bikers (dress the part), but they are wannabees.  When he bought the Harley we were married, and since we could not afford the bike and his outfits, he would borrow my leather pants to wear (he couldn't button or zip them, though) just to look cool.  There is a real difference between real bikers and posers.  But when they are all together the mob mentality takes over, and they think they are the real deal.

Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at September 25, 2011 08:23 AM (6IV8T)

80 RE: 80  As If! at September 25, 2011 12:13 PM (piMMO)

I saw that also and libs do not understand irony do they?  Unbelievable, as others here have stated you can't argue facts with a lib.  Sometimes highlighting the absolute absurdity of their beliefs sends their pointed little heads a spinning.

I would laugh if it wasn't so damn serious.  As I said in an email to my consevative sister and husband about that commie scrunt video of taking money from the "rich" the other day.  When I was younger, I knew who the enemy was and the goal of the military stationed in Germany at the time primary mission was to provide a 72 hour buffer for reinforcements  to arrive.  Now the enemy is firmly entrenched in the academemics and government.

Posted by: TaiwanJoe at September 25, 2011 08:25 AM (/t+1m)

81 I wonder if anyone just asked if they were in the wrong theater.

Posted by: DaveA at September 25, 2011 08:28 AM (jWTOk)

82 Stereotypes exist for a reason. People who look like violent stereotypes--because they are violent stereotypes--want you to forget that.

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at September 25, 2011 08:32 AM (V7mkK)

83

 

 Not hugely concerned with bikers, or their lifestyle. As long as they don't impinge on my lifestyle, we'll get along just fine. If any one of them fucks with me or mine, then I'll fuck right back--hard.

 I know, and have known several, and we do the careful social dance, mostly. There's no interaction past that, which suits me fine.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2011 08:34 AM (SAMxH)

84

Obama told blacks on Saturday to quit crying and complaining and "put on your marching shoes" to follow him into battle for jobs and opportunity.

How many problems can you spot in this sentence?

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2011 11:34 AM (Dv0Db)

He forgot to mention it's only his job and opportunities they are fighting for?

Posted by: Deathknyte at September 25, 2011 08:50 AM (4p7/v)

85 There are actually 3 levels of harley rider

Die hard biker -1%er types, and we know who and what they are.

The die hard riders.- They love their harleys, ride them as much as they can, and other than the harley T shirt and leather jacket there is no real poser mentality with them, they are the gearheads of the harley world.

The overnight biker- The yuppie who buys one thinking it will get him laid. You can tell them immediately by the fact that they wear a ton of fucking harley brand accessories usually all mint because it was all bought at the same time. The harley brand boots, the harley brand jackets, the fucking "hog"  patch on their vest, the harley brand head wrap, and 1000 fucking gaudy harley brand bolt on items on their bike.


I built a lot of bikes for the last 2 groups, and with few exceptions they always follow that pattern. You won't catch me near that 1st group, they are insane.


Posted by: Berserker at September 25, 2011 08:53 AM (FMbng)

86

"I know, and have known several, and we do the careful social dance, mostly. There's no interaction past that, which suits me fine."

Bingo.

I put bikers in basically the same category as gang bangers. The real ones are sociopathic lowlifes, and the posers try to trade on that image to get respect they haven't earned and don't deserve.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at September 25, 2011 09:10 AM (iYwUw)

87 Never mind that - apparently the NYPD I'd beating dirty hippies to death en masse in the streets of Manhattan! Them guys have all the fun.

Posted by: mojo at September 25, 2011 09:17 AM (xgirU)

88

 Still, an interesting social experiment.

 Plus, any beer company that asks us not to be so judgemental can't be all bad.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at September 25, 2011 09:26 AM (E7Z1r)

89 Did you see where the republicans at UC Berkeley are holding a bake sale with the price of items determined by race?

$2 for Caucasians
$1.50 for Asians
75 cents for African Americans
25 cents for Native Americans

They are trying to make the point about the unfairness and absurdity of using race for admissions but apparently the enlightened ones are too thick to see the parallels.

The republican club may now get kicked off campus for it.

Posted by: As If! at September 25, 2011 12:13 PM (piMMO)

By trying to kick them off campus I would say that the point was made and the powers that be were not amused by that point.

Posted by: Deathknyte at September 25, 2011 09:44 AM (4p7/v)

90 85 I wonder if anyone just asked if they were in the wrong theater.  
I would have asked if this was a private screening and then based my response on further information.

Posted by: Gem at September 25, 2011 09:48 AM (zw+pb)

91 "Were conservatives somehow being cowardly by complaining about these men? If any citizen actually felt too intimidated to vote, purely on the presence of these two men, would that citizen be subject to support... or mockery?" That's a good question, but no, conservatives should have complained, because those two assholes were trying to intimidate voters, I don't care what the Department of Justice says. The main problem is that ordinary citizens were not allowed to do anything even after it was clear the police weren't either. I would have loved to see a few regular guys beat the shit out of the Panthers, but of course they all would have been prosecuted for hate crimes.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 25, 2011 09:49 AM (H6JHE)

92 @93  Right. Those fuckers get it and just don't like having their hypocrisy and bankrupt social engineering pointed out to them in language five-year-olds can understand. 

Posted by: Gem at September 25, 2011 09:52 AM (zw+pb)

93 Sorry, my first thought would be I had accidently gotten tickets for a Gay Bear porno.  Then asked my date/husband if he had anything he hadn't told me or was trying to tell me.

Posted by: Deanna at September 25, 2011 11:17 AM (eWJDd)

94 At first look, it's funny.  I get the humor.  But, anything that makes people ignore their gut instincts is dangerous and stupid.  The commercial makes me think of people who swim in the polar bear moat and are SHOCKED when they end up dead. 

As for the woman who walked up while her husband stayed behind, I thought she was just oblivious. 

Posted by: BlackRedneck at September 25, 2011 11:17 AM (nyz8i)

95

Well, I'm not going to school or anything, but here is my two cents...

I've read/seen this a bunch of times.  It always follows the exact same path.

These guys set up their bake sale.  Then either the campus cops, the administrators, or both show up and demand that it be shut down, due to discrimination.

They complain, and ask a few questions, but then they comply and shut it down.

Later on, they either protest via a written complaint thru the system that goes nowhere, or they end up getting hauled before some star chamber and defending themselves there.

...

Just once, I'd like to see them do the following:

Officer/Administrator: "This bake sale isn't authorized.  Shut it down."

Student Conservative: "Fuck you.  You want to get your fascist kick, you're going have to do it the hardway.  You think I'm just going to roll over for you?  Fuck you, next question."

 

Not always, but a lot of times, cops/administrators cut lefties a lot of slack, because they kick up such a shit-fit when they think they are being hassled or oppressed.  Especially this small change shit.

Shit, Cindy Sheehan and Medea Benjamin have the courage of their convictions, shitty though they may be.

 

Posted by: ed at September 25, 2011 11:20 AM (Y2WVW)

96

Did you see where the republicans at UC Berkeley are holding a bake sale with the price of items determined by race?

$2 for Caucasians
$1.50 for Asians
75 cents for African Americans
25 cents for Native Americans

They are trying to make the point about the unfairness and absurdity of using race for admissions but apparently the enlightened ones are too thick to see the parallels.

The republican club may now get kicked off campus for it.

***********


Well, I'm not going to school or anything, but here is my two cents...

I've read/seen this a bunch of times.  It always follows the exact same path.

These guys set up their bake sale.  Then either the campus cops, the administrators, or both show up and demand that it be shut down, due to discrimination.

They complain, and ask a few questions, but then they comply and shut it down.

Later on, they either protest via a written complaint thru the system that goes nowhere, or they end up getting hauled before some star chamber and defending themselves there.

...

Just once, I'd like to see them do the following:

Officer/Administrator: "This bake sale isn't authorized.  Shut it down."

Student Conservative: "Fuck you.  You want to get your fascist kick, you're going have to do it the hardway.  You think I'm just going to roll over for you?  Fuck you, next question."

 

Not always, but a lot of times, cops/administrators cut lefties a lot of slack, because they kick up such a shit-fit when they think they are being hassled or oppressed.  Especially this small change shit.

Shit, Cindy Sheehan and Medea Benjamin have the courage of their convictions, shitty though they may be.

Posted by: ed at September 25, 2011 11:21 AM (Y2WVW)

97 That guy with the tattoos covering his arms and most of his torso may be perfectly nice and wouldn't hurt a fly but if you go to such great lengths to look like a scumbag, how can you complain if people assume you fit the role?

Today's LA Times has a front page story about Californians slammed by the wretched economy here. One family has extensively tattooed parents. The father worked in the music industry but the work dried up and now, trying to find work of any sort says, "I regret every single one." What seemed so cool in his twenties is now a liability in his thirties with four kids and another on the way.

Maybe I'm an old fart at the age of 47 but I suspect a lot of heavily tattooed men who aren't career criminals are feeling the same way in a desperate job market.

I suspect there will be another cost down the road. It's already known that extensive tattoos can be a problem for medical diagnostics, causing both inaccurate readings and discomfort during MRI, and making skin cancers harder to examine. In a few decades we're going to have a large crop of heavily tattooed people forming a study population to determine the long term health effects of the process. It was hard to do a good study in the past because so many of the subjects had very unhealthy lifestyles and tended to die much earlier than average for the larger population. This is certainly true for the heavily tattooed people I knew back in my carnival days as a teen circa 1980-81. The dozen or so people I knew then whose heavy coverage was quite rare compared to today, all were dead well before age 60, with alcohol, drugs, and homicide accounting for most.

Posted by: epobirs at September 25, 2011 12:00 PM (kcfmt)

98 100,

There is a difference. The likes of Code Pink and Cindy Sheehan love getting arrested. Those Republican students are just trying to make a point. Not taking the route of riot-loving leftists is part of that point. Not using the word fascist incorrectly or resorting to name-calling in general is also part of the difference. Keeping things orderly and without shouting make the campus authority over-reach look stupid, just as it works against the cops when they're forced to haul middle-age women.

It's all theater, played from different directions. That you'd like to see the republican students take up the leftist tactics shows how effective it has been.

Posted by: epobirs at September 25, 2011 12:06 PM (kcfmt)

99 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2011 12:19 PM (fyOgS)

100

Its all about the bikes.  The drugs, murder, prostitution, extortion, strong arming, and turf wars are just fringe benefits.

 

Posted by: Concerned at September 25, 2011 12:46 PM (JS63S)

101 epobirs @101. You have a good point about regret as per tattoos. When I was a kid (mid-1950's) Our preacher had a sailor girl on his forearm. We had the coolest preacher in the county. He told us pdq that he was in the Pacific fighting Japs (don't hammer my tit, it's what he said) when he got that tattoo. That's a big reason why the 4 that I have don't show when I wear a shortsleeve shirt. They were aquired over a 22 year Navy career and applied while I was sober.

Posted by: EROWMER at September 25, 2011 02:26 PM (s0fzn)

102 My older sister got a tiny ankh on her right forearm in her early 20s. This was sometime in the early 70s. She had it removed before the modern laser techniques were available, so she has a scar.

It's no surprise that they found a few years ago that the portions of the brain that control judgement don't fully mature until around the age 25. The piece we need most badly and it's the last one we get.

Posted by: epobirs at September 25, 2011 02:49 PM (kcfmt)

103

 epobirs at September 25, 2011 04:06 PM (kcfmt)

With all due respect, I find your arguement unconvincing. The left's tactics are unsavory.  But they work.

Ask John McCain how taking the high road worked out for him.

Posted by: ed at September 25, 2011 03:47 PM (Y2WVW)

104

Still, kudos to Pretty Hot Pink Shirt That Matches My Girlfriend's Floral Outfit Guy. I would not have expected that of him.

Posted by: LauraW. at 10:20 AM 

Heh.

Any straight guy who can wear that shirt in public clearly don't give a rats' ass about what society thinks of him.

Guy's got some stones alright.

Posted by: ed at September 25, 2011 03:50 PM (Y2WVW)

105 <blockquote>It is better than half the beer commercials out there. Some of these beer commercials are simply stupid.

The beach beer commercial for some Mexican beer with the three people sitting on the beach, white couple and a lone Black guy comes to mind as totally stupid. </blockquote>   As a foodie I am offended that you called Corona™ beer. I much prefer a Pacifico,  tastes better and no crappy commercials.

Posted by: theworldisnotenough at September 25, 2011 03:55 PM (aELrQ)

106 #107

McCain was a fool. He didn't take the high road. He failed to respond almost at all, nevermind in kind. Not being a sleaze doesn't mean you have to be a punching bag.

#109

But without Corona we wouldn't have Cinco De Mayo. It was created pretty much out of whole cloth by their PR department after observing how other brands benefited from ethnic celebrations like St. Patrick's Day.

Posted by: epobirs at September 25, 2011 04:45 PM (kcfmt)

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