September 06, 2011

Get Me Rewrite: Pelosi Drops Word "Stimulus" From Her Vocabulary
— Ace

Apparently the word isn't polling too well.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and House Democrats have dropped the word stimulus from their vocabulary.

Though the House minority leader and her caucus are still pushing an economic stimulus agenda to save the economy, they’ve radically changed their rhetoric with the hope of winning over voters who saw “stimulus” as close to a dirty word.

Democrats are now being careful to frame their job-creation agenda in language excluding references to any stimulus, even though their favored policies for ending the deepest recession since the Great Depression are largely the same.

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Recognizing the unpopularity of the 2009 package, however, Democratic leaders have revised their message with less loaded language – “job creation” instead of “stimulus;” “Make it in America” in lieu of “Recovery Act” – in hopes of tackling the jobs crisis.

Debbie Wasserman-Shultz is off-message, and that's odd, because she is usually robotically, inhumanly on message.

She avoids the word "stimulus," but does use the word "Recovery Act," which I thought was now verbotten.

Well, the Republicans who think the Recovery Act didn't work are simply wrong. The Recovery Act, as of the beginning of this year, created an additional 3.6 million jobs. We have -- the Recovery Act had a direct impact on making sure the teachers, firefighters, police officers were able to remain in their jobs. It begun -- it helped begin to turn the economy around. 50% of it was tax breaks to small businesses and to the middle class. So every economist you would talk to that is worth their salt acknowledges that without the Recovery Act we would not be continuing on the upswing. We would still be either stuck or spiraling downward. So the Republicans can't make up their own facts. The bottom line is the Recovery Act had an impact.

Note the original trascript contained the word "(stimulus)" in parenthesis after "Recovery Act," but that was just the editor helping the reader out-- Wasserman-Shultz didn't say stimulus.

You know what she did say? This is good. She can't say stimulus anymore, so later in her soundbite, she says we need an... "infusion."

Infusion. Just imagine them trying out a series of synonyms for "stimulus" in focus groups and deciding that "infusion" tests the best, because it makes people think of good food and drink "infused" by fruit juice or something.

Another word she likes is "impact," as a noun, as in "We need additional impact."

If you're unconvinced that Dumb Debbie is a Talking Points Terminator, enjoy her refusing to comment on the Richard Trumka James Hoffa* declaration of war, insisting that her comment on this matter is that we must work together to aid the middle class.

* Whoops. Hoffa, not Trumka.

Posted by: Ace at 10:33 AM | Comments (82)
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1

Out: Stimulus

In: Lubing up the jobs machine

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 06, 2011 10:36 AM (GKQDR)

2
I have only one word for Debbie Wasserman-Test....

"Shampoo"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 06, 2011 10:36 AM (3AuGS)

3

Out : Stimulus

In : Buying Votes?

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2011 10:36 AM (lsQ6Q)

4 They are all using the new TOTUS app

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 10:37 AM (OhYCU)

5 She may not be smart, and she may not be well-spoken, but at least she's pret......woah. Hmm. Well, shoot.

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at September 06, 2011 10:37 AM (gQLr2)

6 I remember years ago when some new snack chip came out and there was a warning on the bag that it could cause "oily discharge".  We peed ourselves laughing over the fact that was the best language they could come up with.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at September 06, 2011 10:38 AM (C2//T)

7

Out : Don Lemon

In : Barack Obama

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2011 10:38 AM (lsQ6Q)

8 Well in today's Battleground poll- Nancy Pelosi herself is not polling that well. 52% unfavorable total. 11% somewhat unfavorable. 41% strongly unfavorable.

Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 10:39 AM (iRlbA)

9 You put WashHerMan and Slo-Joe in the same room and you get full retard fussion.

Posted by: Havedash at September 06, 2011 10:39 AM (sFD5n)

10 Out : Don Lemon

That's the funniest thing I've seen.. today

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 10:39 AM (OhYCU)

11

Democrats are like a bad penny.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at September 06, 2011 10:39 AM (f8XyF)

12

Out : Don Lemon

In : Barack Obama

Posted by: garrett at September 06, 2011 02:38 PM (lsQ6Q)




Okay, that's funny.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 06, 2011 10:39 AM (3AuGS)

13

"Step up your game America" ®

 

Posted by: eleven at September 06, 2011 10:41 AM (7DB+a)

14 I've had my shit impacted quite a few times.

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 06, 2011 10:41 AM (ENKCw)

15
Countdown to the Conundrum

The entire nation awaits Obama's big speech on jobs. But Obama is about to unveil the same shit in a different package. The peasants are gonna be pissed.

How is Obama and the Democrat party gonna recover from the fallout?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 06, 2011 10:41 AM (sqkOB)

16 Doesn't this sound Orwellian?  I remember reading 1984 in high school and if I'm not mistaken; Wasn't there some sort of bureau that either dropped words from the vocabulary or combined words and dumbed down the populace?  I can't quite remember.  Anyway, this is the modus operandi of communists when they take over,  rewriting history.  Kind of creepy isn't it?  And she is the leader of the D's in congress.  Can you say agenda?

Posted by: Ron at September 06, 2011 10:41 AM (g+yPx)

17 Debbie Does Stupid.  Every time that dipstick talks, the Democrats lose votes

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 06, 2011 10:41 AM (UqKQV)

18 I like this one:  seminal infusion.  It means seed monies for brave new technologies like solar and wind.

Posted by: DWSiaSCoaMF at September 06, 2011 10:42 AM (YhI7X)

19

Wasserman Schultz said he met Monday with James Andrews, president of the AFL-CIO's North Carolina chapter. She said Andrews assured here the state union will fully support the Charlotte convention.

She said Democratic Party is working to ensure that contractors for the event represent "diverse" groups, including unionized workers.

"We expect that there will be the union label as an integral part of the Democratic National Convention in 2012," Wasserman Schultz said. "We have a commitment to making this the most diverse convention, both in terms of staffing and access to providing services and procurement. I think that will be in dramatic contract to the way the Republicans are doing it

Wasserman Schultz said convention organizers are working with Charlotte officials, including Democratic Mayor Anthony Foxx, to make sure the event is open and accessible.

"There won't be any problem with people who are attending the convention, planning to be involved. This is America and Democrats obviously support everyone's right to free speech. There will be, like any other convention, an opportunity for individuals to stage their protests, but doing so without interfering with the participants.http://tinyurl.com/3nwt6k2

Posted by: William Amos at September 06, 2011 10:42 AM (HcYmo)

20 So who's breaking the news to Maxine Waters? She called for more just this weekend.

Furthermore, what happens if this is incorporated into President Wunderkid's speech on Thursday night?

If millions of Americans weren't suffering I'd laugh at this.

Posted by: lu at September 06, 2011 10:42 AM (pLTLS)

21 I hate liberals

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 06, 2011 10:42 AM (i6RpT)

22 "Apparently the word isn't polling too well." Because it didn't work! Policies that don't work, don't poll well! So democrats, being the obtuse imbeciles that they are, will simply call it something else. Problem solved. Democrat euphemisms: terrorist act=man caused disanster tax cut=spending war in Libya=kinetic something or other stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure=Pres. Obama anything conservatives say = code for racism

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2011 10:42 AM (eMPxE)

23 I wonder how "war" focus grouped?

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 10:42 AM (OhYCU)

24 You know what she did say? This is good. She can't say stimulus anymore, so later in her soundbite, she says we need an... "infusion."

HAHAHAHAHA! That's how you make tea.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 06, 2011 10:43 AM (0q2P7)

25 "Like I've always said...."  It's all they got, so it's all they use. It's a shame we can't skew their polls to induce some hilarity on the subject, although they do a fair job of that on their own.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 06, 2011 10:43 AM (71LDo)

26 14 I've had my shit impacted quite a few times.

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 06, 2011 02:41 PM (ENKCw)

Now you've gone and done it.  Can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 06, 2011 10:43 AM (WUWb9)

27 You put WashHerMan and Slo-Joe in the same room and you get full retard fussion.

Posted by: Havedash at September 06, 2011 02:39 PM (sFD5n)

Yeah, but imagine the cheap and unlimited energy coming from that fusion. And green too.

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 06, 2011 10:43 AM (H/MnC)

28

I will be shocked if people actually watch this speech in large numbers.  What's the point?

Everyone's tired of this pompous twit.  Even his supporters are impatiently glancing at their watches.

Posted by: eleven at September 06, 2011 10:44 AM (7DB+a)

29 "How is Obama and the Democrat party gonna recover from the fallout?" Well that's an easy one: Blame congress Blame republicans Blame Bush Blame Sarah Palin Blame tea party Blame slurpee drinkers Blame my beagle ( Oh, she's a tea party bitch if there ever was one)

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2011 10:45 AM (eMPxE)

30

We need additional impact...

Like a 747 with the earth.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at September 06, 2011 10:46 AM (hLRSq)

31 I think they've already come up with the new word: investment.

Posted by: Tsar Nic's girlfriend at September 06, 2011 10:47 AM (iRlbA)

32 Has anyone ever seen Hoffa and Trumka in the same place?

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 06, 2011 10:48 AM (nRTou)

33 insisting that her comment on this matter is that we must work together to aid the middle class.

We could always use a few extra hands to beat up some teabaggers!

Posted by: Debbie Whatsername Schultz at September 06, 2011 10:49 AM (Y+DPZ)

34 34 Has anyone ever seen Hoffa and Trumka in the same place?
I'm pretty sure a Hoffa has been in a trunk.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at September 06, 2011 10:49 AM (hLRSq)

35 Bystander: Debbie, your incredibly greasy and funk-smelly hair is on fire.
Debbie: This is a sign that we should all support Barak Obama.

Bystander: Nazi Pelosi, you just poured rat poison in my coffee.
Pelosi: So...you want a double then?





They really only have one setting.



Posted by: sifty at September 06, 2011 10:50 AM (4CSeG)

36

“We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work. And I have just one interest, and now if I am wrong somebody else can have my job. I want to see this country prosper. I want to see people get a job. I want to see people get enough to eat. We have never made good on our promises. I say after eight years of this administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started. And enormous debt to boot.”

--Henry Morgenthau, FDR's Treasury Secretary

 

It doesn't matter what you call it, a shit sandwich still tastes like shit.

 

Posted by: The Regular Guy at September 06, 2011 10:51 AM (qHCyt)

37 Looks like Hoffa and Trumka are going to the Robert Rizzo Gym.

Posted by: sifty at September 06, 2011 10:51 AM (4CSeG)

38 How are we going to get smart if we don't listen to a smart man like President Obama?

Wow, and my blowup doll girlfriend has hair just like Debbie!

Posted by: proud dum-dum at September 06, 2011 10:52 AM (Y+DPZ)

39 Can you imagine the funk smell in a Democrat focus group meeting room?

Gag.

Posted by: sifty, Why Does It Hurt When I Tea? at September 06, 2011 10:54 AM (4CSeG)

40 http://www.firedebbie.com

Posted by: LauderdaleVet at September 06, 2011 10:54 AM (mnrxG)

41 I certainly hope that Americans wake up and start voting accordingly.

The Unions have been holding this country hostage for several decades now and are knee to elbow deep in the reasons we're broke and mortgaging our futures.  They don't have the numbers to rule this land.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 06, 2011 10:55 AM (UK9cE)

42 I feel so stimulated infused.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 06, 2011 10:55 AM (GwAtD)

43 Just because you throw in a Jesus now and then makes you no less an ignorant slut. This chick is hilarious: 
SLUT4JESUS

Posted by: mike at September 06, 2011 10:55 AM (RNBJ3)

44 The 'Recovery Act' will be millions of independents voting Republican in 2012

Posted by: buzzsaw at September 06, 2011 10:56 AM (M3mVf)

45
Out:  stimulus
In:  setting fire to a pile of money

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2011 10:56 AM (GQ8sn)

46 Just imagine them trying out a series of synonyms for "stimulus" in focus groups and deciding that "infusion" tests the best, because it makes people think of good food and drink "infused" by fruit juice or something.

I like the sound of that.

Posted by: Dracula at September 06, 2011 10:56 AM (BDTek)

47 Just imagine them trying out a series of synonyms for "stimulus" in focus groups and deciding that "infusion" tests the best, because it makes people think of good food and drink "infused" by fruit juice or something.

I like the sound of that. 

Posted by: Enema Boy at September 06, 2011 10:58 AM (BDTek)

48 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 06, 2011 10:58 AM (fyOgS)

49 hate htread

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 06, 2011 10:59 AM (OhYCU)

50

Are you not stimulated infused?!?!

This is the same woman who accused Republicans of wanting to "shut down American auto manufacturers" while tooling around in a 2010 Infinity, which is Japanese (I don't care btw, but it goes to show how clueless she is).

Furthermore, the healthiest American auto manufacturer is Ford, the only one of the Big Three who was not stimulated "infused".  F*cking twit. 

Posted by: Maximus at September 06, 2011 10:59 AM (9hSKh)

51 29 But resist we much. We much and we much. For that.. we much. Posted by: Rev Al at September 06, 2011 02:44 PM (qjUnn) That's all so mucho mucho, man!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 06, 2011 10:59 AM (niZvt)

52 This chick is hilarious:  SLUT4JESUS

That's the jailbait wife of that actor who played the asshole prison guard from The Green Mile.  And yeah, she's fucking retarded as hell.  Twitter access should be given out like driver's licenses, you need to pass a written test first!

Posted by: EC at September 06, 2011 11:00 AM (GQ8sn)

53 The Recovery Act, as of the beginning of this year, created an additional 3.6 million jobs. We have -- the Recovery Act had a direct impact on making sure the teachers, firefighters, police officers were able to remain in their jobs.

She's still not getting it right.

It's created OR SAVED, dumb bitch.

Regardless....you're still lying.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 06, 2011 11:00 AM (UK9cE)

54 * Whoops. Hoffa, not Trumka.

Well, they both have a jelly doughnut jones, so close enough.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 06, 2011 11:01 AM (BDTek)

55

Out: Barack Obama

In: Rick Perry

Posted by: buzzsaw at September 06, 2011 11:02 AM (M3mVf)

56 I assume this nifty new infrastructure plan also comes with union-only workers?  We should use the Big Dig as our data point for such fiascoes - originally expected to cost $2.8B and be done in 1998, actually cost $14.6B and was finished in 2006, a real union clusterfuck the entire time.  The Dig is still a death trap, and the fully financed $22B (with interest) price tag won't be paid until nearly 2040.

Behold, our future !

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 06, 2011 11:02 AM (8/DeP)

57 "That's the jailbait wife of that actor who played the asshole prison guard from The Green Mile. And yeah, she's fucking retarded as hell. Twitter access should be given out like driver's licenses, you need to pass a written test first!" Does she really think that shit is sexy???

Posted by: mike at September 06, 2011 11:03 AM (RNBJ3)

58 Hey, remember the days when a Democratic icon like RFK put guys named Hoffa in prison? Good times, good times.

Posted by: tsj017 at September 06, 2011 11:03 AM (4YUWF)

59

I often wonder what the scenario is for someone like WashHerMan or Slo-Joe to be elevated to the highest levels of government.  Who are the morons who vote for these morons and why? 

True story...the fellow who graduated last in my high school class is well on his way to becoming a state senator.  I couldn't believe it when he won a house seat.  He's done nothing noteworthy while he's been in office.  I sat in on a remote town hall meeting with him a while back.  It was embarrassing.  He stammered through the whole things with platitudes such as, "I'll have to reseach that", "I'll get back to you", "I'll have someone look into this", "we'll take that under consideration", etc., for the whole meeting.   He couldn't respond to any question or issue in an intelligent manner.  And it's onward and upward for him.  I wonder who's behind him pulling his strings, because this guy did good to add 2+2 when he graduated high school.

Posted by: Havedash at September 06, 2011 11:03 AM (sFD5n)

60 Because it didn't work! Policies that don't work, don't poll well!

Clearly, that's not how Democrats think. Change the word, and the policy will suddenly work. Do more of it, a la Krugman, and it'll suddenly work. Blame businesses for not upping their game, and it'll suddenly work. Do anything except admit that Keynesian policies are a failure.

I can easily imagine these idiots pushing flags representing imaginary divisions around a map in a bunker, as artillery shells rain down outside. That's the level of their grip on reality.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 06, 2011 11:03 AM (JUzf5)

61 DWS: "We have -- the Recovery Act had a direct impact on making sure the teachers, firefighters, police officers were able to remain in their jobs."

This is one of the ways that the socialists support each other. Given a crisis at the local level, they will lay off essential personnel until the voters get so upset that they will approve new taxes and federal bailouts. They won't lay off the bureaucrats. It is a gigantic scam. I do not know how to deal with that kind of stuff except with an electoral flame-thrower.

Posted by: No need to thank me- I enjoy being helpful at September 06, 2011 11:03 AM (zVHzM)

62

It doesn't matter what you call it, a shit sandwich still tastes like shit.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at September 06, 2011 02:51 PM (qHCyt)

But we'll put some mayo on it this time.

Posted by: Prez Dick-O at September 06, 2011 11:04 AM (QKKT0)

63 If you're unconvinced that Dumb Debbie is a Talking Points Terminator, enjoy her refusing to comment on the Richard Trumka James Hoffa* declaration of war, insisting that her comment on this matter is that we must work together to aid the middle class.


Uh oh....in that video, they're focusing like a laser again.

10,000 more jobs lost in the next 2 months.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 06, 2011 11:04 AM (UK9cE)

64

38 It doesn't matter what you call it, a shit sandwich still tastes like shit.

-----

I'm just going to take your word for that

 

Posted by: buzzsaw at September 06, 2011 11:06 AM (M3mVf)

65 Actually, several new ad campaigns are going to come out to help push the second trillion dollar stimulus.

Each ad campaign will target a segment of the Democrat base:

1. Like, Dude, Gaia like totally wants to give you a like a welfare check every month to buy like granola and weed.

2. Yo dawg, you gittin' a muf*ckin check, yo! Bitchez bout to git paid up in dis mess!

3. Comrades, join with your brothers and sisters in receiving your fair share of the wealth stolen from you by the greedy fat cat banker capitalists!

4. Sisters! Smash the patriarchy with this new progressive grant from the government! Also, have some abortions on us.

Posted by: sifty, Why Does It Hurt When I Tea? at September 06, 2011 11:06 AM (4CSeG)

66 Fox reporting Carson City IHOP shooter has died.

Posted by: Retread at September 06, 2011 11:07 AM (BO5ap)

67 But we'll put some mayo on it this time.

That's not mayo ...

Posted by: that guy who knows all those urban legends at September 06, 2011 11:07 AM (JUzf5)

68 This chick is hilarious:  SLUT4JESUS

That's the jailbait wife of that actor who played the asshole prison guard from The Green Mile.  And yeah, she's fucking retarded as hell.  Twitter access should be given out like driver's licenses, you need to pass a written test first!

The stupid, it burns like herpes-covered napalm on my brain-eyes...

Posted by: sifty, Why Does It Hurt When I Tea? at September 06, 2011 11:10 AM (4CSeG)

69 Love the jobs created stat ... as I understand things it's derived from a formula rather than, you know, actually counting jobs and shit.  Completely unsurprisingly, the more we spend the more jobs we create, even though in reality we are losing workers.  Must be that new math I missed out on ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 06, 2011 11:13 AM (8/DeP)

70

another word not polling well

'Re-election'

 

Posted by: buzzsaw at September 06, 2011 11:15 AM (M3mVf)

71

We're still saying "green-collars jobs" instead of "Civilian Conservation Corps" though, right?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 06, 2011 11:15 AM (RZRz9)

72 Debbie What'sthishere-Shit has got to be one of the stupidest, but most focused, people on the planet.

Posted by: huerfano at September 06, 2011 11:17 AM (kD+se)

73

"So every economist you would talk to that who is worth their salt"

They are so much smarter than we are.

Posted by: Grammar Nazi at September 06, 2011 11:21 AM (EXsuU)

74 ...insisting that her comment on this matter is that we must work together to aid the middle class.

Hm, must've been a reverse Freudian slip of some sort.  Looks like Deb said "aid" when she meant "butt-rape".

Posted by: PCachu at September 06, 2011 11:36 AM (r2Oug)

75

"every economist you would talk to that is worth their salt"

Just one more instance where we need to de-credentialize (as Mark Steyn would say) our public policy, reject the prescriptions of "experts," and get back to common sense.   In my family that means:

1.  Don't spend more than you bring in.

2.  Have a few simple rules and enforce them consistently.

Someone will have to prove to me why these wouldn't work on the macroeconomic level before you tax and spend and regulate us into oblivion.  

Posted by: The Regular Guy at September 06, 2011 11:36 AM (qHCyt)

76 They think the word infusion is good?...calls to mind bleeding to death and needing an infusion.

Posted by: CanaDave 'You can have my Gibson when you pry it out of my cold dead fingers' at September 06, 2011 11:39 AM (T3vxL)

77 45 Just because you throw in a Jesus now and then makes you no less an ignorant slut. This chick is hilarious: 
SLUT4JESUS

Posted by: mike at September 06, 2011 02:55 PM (RNBJ3)

That has to be some kind of parody of some kind.  A bodily breakfast in bed like pancakes with a creamy filling injection!

whaaaa? Thats disgusting, not sexy.  All her twitter posts are like that.  It just cannot be real.  I'm calling bullshit

(please let it be so)

Posted by: Billy Barty at September 06, 2011 11:53 AM (Tv6z3)

78 Nah, I think she is the real deal. Maybe her husband helps her write some of that crap. It's pretty awful. I guess her goal in life is to do really bad porn.

Posted by: mike at September 06, 2011 12:18 PM (RNBJ3)

79

"We need additional Infusion. Deep Infusion. Deep, Deep Infusion."

"We need additional Impact. Deep Impact. Deep, Deep Impact."

Posted by: I see sexual inuendo everywhere at September 06, 2011 12:28 PM (WDF1/)

80 ...because she is usually robotically, inhumanly on message.

Don't forget repulsively.

Posted by: Michael at September 06, 2011 01:48 PM (1rHeD)

81

Another word she likes is "impact," as a noun, as in "We need additional impact."

Ummmm...Ace?  Impact is first and foremostly a noun.

It is the use of the word as a verb that is a more recent "development" of the language.  As in "to impact another thing" by having an effect on on it.  Until recently, the main think that was "impacted" was teeth.  And in that case, "impacted" is an adjective.

 

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