1

You left out "football color commentator" from you bio.

2 He's a troofer, you know.

3 Building Seven. That's why. (fuck him and the losers in Minnesota)

4

He's a troofer, you know.

That's an essential qualification to host a show called Conspiracy Theories.

5 He's a loon.  "Nice" mullet, by the way.

6 Also feverant 9/11 truther

7 Oh and he got his chest blown apart by the Predator

8 What is it about Minnesota and electing meatheads? Really, Jesse the Body and Al Franken too? WTF?

9 What Pecos Bill said.

10

Building Seven.

Building Seven was taken down by controlled demolition.

By space aliens.

Who were Masons.

Working for Halliburton.

11

Good morning, M&M's!   It took me almost two hours to complete my normally 30min commute this morning.  I don't know when NH drivers stopped understanding how to drive in deceptively light snow conditions, but it has to have been in the last ten years or so.  In a less than mile long stretch I saw three vehicles off the road and in the snowbank in the median that divides I93.  And that's after the two accidents I passed just a couple miles further up the road. 

It's really very simple.   When the snow is light, that means the roads are SLIPPERY.  Four wheel drive does not make you indestructible.  Why don't people seem to remember that?

Anyway, back on topic.  GO JESSE!  Jesse Ventura normally pisses me off, as Truthers are wont to do, but in this he and I agree.  Have at 'em, Jesse!

12 Ventura's a fool, and a liar.  At christmas, my BiL was saying how odd it was that there was no airplane wreckage at the Pentagon from 9/11.  I was gobsmacked.  I asked where he got that idea and he said he learned it from Jesse's show.

I spent 5 minutes with google and found lots of photos of identifiable aircraft debris.  It was his turn to be gobsmacked.

13

maybe he should change his moniker to Jesse "the Junk". I'm suprised he didn't just use his size and loud voice to intimidate the gate agents. that seems to be his fall back in any argument when he is losing.

14 Hmm, Arnold: blows up the predator, gets elected governor of California. Jesse: gets blowed up by the predator, gets elected governor of Minnesota. Carl Weathers: beats up Stallone, gets killed by a predator. RACIST!!

15 JV is an idiot but maybe he'll do some good.

16 O/T  Speaking of loons, a lefty Brit friend of ours just found out, from my husband, about the bust of Churchill being returned, the i-Pod "gift" to the Queen, the DVDs "gift" etc., etc., etc.

He's a HUGE fan of Barry's, and hates Boosh with the heat of a thousand suns.  He was stunned to learn all of the above from D'oh this weekend.

My comment was, where the hell has he been all this time, under a rock?  Jeebus.

17 13 Hmm, Arnold: blows up the predator, gets elected governor of California. Jesse: gets blowed up by the predator, gets elected governor of Minnesota. Carl Weathers: beats up Stallone, gets killed by a predator.

You forgot Sonny Landham, who got killed by a predator and had unsuccessful runs for governor and senator in Kentucky.

18

Hmm, Arnold: blows up the predator, gets elected governor of California. Jesse: gets blowed up by the predator, gets elected governor of Minnesota. Carl Weathers: beats up Stallone, gets killed by a predator.

Also: Predator kills Carl Weathers; Adam Sandler kills Carl Weathers; Adam Sandler = Predator.

Arnold blows up Adam Sandler; Bob Barker beats down Adam Sandler; Arnold = Bob Barker.

Bob Barker blew up the Predator, so he knows about explosives. Bob Barker's catch phrase was come on down! so whatever was brought down was taken down, quite deliberately, on his command.

 

19

I should add that Jesse Ventura did have one good idea in his life.

He suggested politicians wear uniforms like NASCAR racers do. Obviously it would be covered with patches of companies and unions which "sponsor" the politician.

20 Thermite paint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21

15 My windows rattled when the fuselage blew up. You could smell the burnt fuel for a full week. My neighbor saw the plane flying low over 395 and so did many others.; I could have too except I was looking at the tv and not out the window. And they compare this idiocy to the birth certificate? One you see, one you don't.

BTW, hundreds of thousands on the mall for life yesterday. Did you see the coverage?

22 Judge: I'm tossing this case since I find your claims of "humiliation and degradation" to be completely without merit based on your trooferism and the fact that your alias is "The Body".

23 Boehner's sotu guests? Students, parents & teachers in D.C. school choice program opposed by Dems.

24 *makes mental note to get another case of Dewar's and a few cartons of cigs off to Boehner*

25 He's an idiot and a truther and Minnesota deserved him (my Uncle and Aunt who live there voted for him.  Proudly.).

Regardless of that, he's right.   I'm supposed to be secure in my person and affects (yep, that means baggage scans, too, are violations of the 4th amendment) from unreasonable search and seizure and no writ should issue except on probable cause.

What part of "I'm flying from DFW to Grand Rapids" is probable cause?

26 O/T:  Well, this is an odd find on You  Tube....

27 My comment was, where the hell has he been all this time, under a rock?  Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2011 10:35 AM (UOM4

I tell you what, we shouldn't be afraid of recycling old stuff from the 2008 campaign because either people didn't hear it or they had their fingers in their ears.

28

Wait, I thought reality shows were bad.

29 Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Jessie.

30 What part of "I'm flying from DFW to Grand Rapids" is probable cause?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at January 25, 2011 10:46 AM (8y9MW)

Grand Rapids?  Michigan?

Come with me, sir.

31 what does that say about our airport security policies when Jesse F'in Ventura is the voice of reason?

32 Posted by: TSA officer who finds anyone going TO Michigan mighty suspicious at January 25, 2011 10:49 AM (T0NGe)

Man... aren't I glad I didn't say Detroit...

33 I think he oughtta have given the TSA schmuck a full body slam!

34 37 Posted by: TSA officer who finds anyone going TO Michigan mighty suspicious at January 25, 2011 10:49 AM (T0NGe)

Man... aren't I glad I didn't say Detroit...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at January 25, 2011 10:50 AM (8y9MW)

Come on Girls... nothing to see here...

35 36 what does that say about our airport security policies when Jesse F'in Ventura is the voice of reason?

Posted by: mark c at January 25, 2011 10:50 AM (SBIko)

...

I was going to try to come up with a witty rejoinder, but I've got nothin'.  That comment says it all, really.

36 Man... aren't I glad I didn't say Detroit...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at January 25, 2011 10:50 AM (8y9MW)

As long as it's a layover, sir.  As long as it's a layover.

37 Posted by: mark c at January 25, 2011 10:50 AM (SBIko)

That Jesse "The Body" Ventura has a bigger megaphone than a normal schlub from Des Moines?

He's not exactly "the voice" of reason.  He's more like a part of the chorus of reason.

38 Man... aren't I glad I didn't say Detroit...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at January 25, 2011 10:50 AM (8y9MW)

Or *shudder* FLINT.

39 My comment was, where the hell has he been all this time, under a rock?

It's easy to forget when you have the HQ on speed-dial that people who actually rely on the MFM (or worse, Jon Stewart) for news don't know all this dirt about Barry.  That's part of why he's above 50% approval again.

40

Boehner's sotu guests? Students, parents & teachers in D.C. school choice program opposed by Dems.

DIVISIVIST!!!

41 Posted by: Dr. Detroit at January 25, 2011 10:52 AM (AdK6a)

After Obamacare, all Doctors will be "Dr. Detroit" if you know what I mean.

42 Posted by: MWR

It's nice to know that the first thing you do upon arrival 2 hours late to work is log into AoSHQ!

43 Have the Russians discovered who went all 'spodey yesterday?  Wouldn't by any chance have been a practitioner of the Religion of Peace?

44 Posted by: MWR at January 25, 2011 10:52 AM (4df7R)

Speaking of...  Why does Flint even have a national airport?  Aren't they basically a suburb of Detroit?  I know they're really close together (of course, I live in Texas, so anything less than an hour apart is "really close together").

45 That Jesse "The Body" Ventura has a bigger megaphone than a normal schlub from Des Moines?

I'm sure you're a bit confused, but I'm a normal schlub from Ames, I just fly out of Des Moines.

46 Ah, Jesse Ventura!  Throwing a monkey wrench into Government, this time for good.

47

suburb of Detroit

I'll take definitions of clinical depression in three words for $1,000, Alex.

48 It's nice to know that the first thing you do upon arrival 2 hours late to work is log into AoSHQ!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 25, 2011 10:53 AM (f9c2L)

LOL!  true!  Though to be fair, it's not the first thing.  I had emails to respond to, webpages to update and double-check, and phone calls to return.  Then I thought I'd hop on and vent here at the HQ while I'm between tasks.  *looks mournfully at stack of To Dos*  Which I'd better be getting back to.  *sigh*

49 27 Boehner's sotu guests? Students, parents & teachers in D.C. school choice program opposed by Dems.

Posted by: dagny at January 25, 2011 10:42 AM (UwFY0)

SchadenBoehner

50 Beck's show is playing the "I hate every iota of a cracka" piece from the New Black Panthers. 

Wonder if the Panthers get special treatment from the TSA?

51 48 Have the Russians discovered who went all 'spodey yesterday? Wouldn't by any chance have been a practitioner of the Religion of Peace? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2011 10:53 AM (UOM4 There's about a 90 percent chance it's Chechens or somebody from Dagestan. Putin is already threatening Dire Revenge, as well he should.

52 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2011 10:53 AM (UOM4

From what I heard on the news this morning, they don't know for sure, but they do suspect "Islamic Terrorist Separatists" from... Chechnya?  Something like that.

That's another aside:  Why is it that the news media is willing to say "Islamic Terror" when it happens in Europe or Asia, but the moment it happens in America they suddenly are completely stuck for an explanation?

I mean, I'd get it if they never admitted it existed at all, but it's like they're trying to pretend that Islamic Terrorism is something that only happens "over there" and that the borders of the US are some kind of magical defense against terrorists.

53 49 There are 3 airports around DC within 40 min of each other (assuming it's not rush hours). Baltimore-Washington, Reagan National, and Dulles Int. I assume very large cities (that used to have people in them) have more than one?

54 One of my co workers said that having the parents of the 9 ear old child involved in the Tuscon thing is very "clintonesque".

55  *looks mournfully at stack of To Dos*  Which I'd better be getting back to.  *sigh* Posted by: MWR

Sounds like my day! Someone's actually been testing my software and I got a list of bugs!

56 Posted by: AmishDude at January 25, 2011 10:54 AM (T0NGe)

Actually, I just like saying "Des Moines," so I tend to use it as my more-or-less "random flyover country" location.

57 Maybe the TSA was wiring his ass with Thermite?

58 There's about a 90 percent chance it's Chechens or somebody from Dagestan. Putin is already threatening Dire Revenge, as well he should.

Posted by: joncelli at January 25, 2011 10:56 AM (RD7QR)

Yeah, Pooty's been playing a dangerous game of Chess in the mid East... He has not really supported us against the Islamists, using them to keep us distracted and waste a lot of our wealth and power Combating long term insurgencies (somthing he knows about from the Sovs in Afgan)...

It will be interesting to see if his long term strategy changes after this LATEST Terrorist attack on Russia (there have been a lot of others remember).

59 Posted by: dagny at January 25, 2011 10:57 AM (UwFY0)

What, Detroit decided that visitors were being too inconvenienced actually to drive into Flint to get mugged, so they're just diverting traffic there to be more efficient?

Actually, I guess your explanation makes sense, but I just can't imagine both of those airports actually turning a profit.

60 Is the illuminati named in the lawsuit?

61 49 Posted by: MWR at January 25, 2011 10:52 AM (4df7R)

Speaking of...  Why does Flint even have a national airport?  Aren't they basically a suburb of Detroit?  I know they're really close together (of course, I live in Texas, so anything less than an hour apart is "really close together").

The same reason Johnstown PA, John Murtha's old stomping grounds, has an airport? 

62

It will be interesting to see if his long term strategy changes after this LATEST Terrorist attack on Russia (there have been a lot of others remember).

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2011 10:59 AM (AdK6a)

Probably not very much at all.  The Russians don't have much of a problem with summary executions, so they can afford to "swat at flies" (as W is reported to have said) more than we can.

63 I love the idea of suing the bastards, but Jesse is not my idea of a quality plaintiff.  He could do more harm than good.

64

Okay all, back to work for me.  May I make a request?  Can we create a "Top Ten Things To Do Instead of Watching Barry's SOTU Show?"  Because I need ideas.  Badly.

Also, Allen:

but I just can't imagine both of those airports actually turning a profit.

To which Michigan responds, "What the hell is a PROFIT?  Sounds Islamophobic."

65 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 25, 2011 11:01 AM (9hSKh)

Some Pol was so desperate for votes they had to bribe Flint, MI?  Okay, that's sad.

66 Posted by: MWR at January 25, 2011 11:03 AM (4df7R)

Point.

67 O/T:  hmmmm there seems to be a "little situation" developing in the Headline comments thread

68 @73
You mean "Brian" trolling? 

Can't figure him out.  I guess he's just a cantankerous, lonely loser. 

69

Can we create a "Top Ten Things To Do Instead of Watching Barry's SOTU Show?"  Because I need ideas.

Off the top of my head -- read, sleep, play Tetris on the computer, use your cable company's on-demand feature to watch (or re-watch) last night's episode of Pretty Little Liars, spend some quality time with your pets, pay bills, do laundry, ...

70 Man, I'm sitting in the most boring weekly status meeting possible.

Someone post something funny.

71 post-op patients blah blah  reporting critical results blah blah

snore .

72 Will this appear on Conspiracy Theories about the government wanting to touch people or something equally weird? I would assume it will be on there.

73 One of my co workers said that having the parents of the 9 ear old child involved in the Tuscon thing is very "clintonesque".

Posted by: curious at January 25, 2011 10:57 AM (p302b)

I do not understand how these parents can do this.  They're being used as political props because of the death of their child.  Maybe it's just me, but I could not do that.

74 Oh, just wait, Jesse; it gets better. 

I speak from experience.  Long before the scanners came on the scene, I was asked - three separate occasions, and counting - to accompany two TSA men into a nearby room and to lower my pants, to show them the scar from the surgery.

Good times . . .

75 post-op patients blah blah  reporting critical results blah blah

snore .

Posted by: toby928™ at January 25, 2011 11:10 AM (S5YRY)

Stand up and yell, "Abe Vigoda is still alive."  Then sit down.

76 Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2011 11:11 AM (VuLos)

It's not you, it's being discussed by NYC libs in elevators and around the coffee machine and in employee lounges.  Even they are horrified so that should tell you a lot.

77 toby, ask someone to pull your finger.

78 Some Pol was so desperate for votes they had to bribe Flint, MI?  Okay, that's sad.

Checking on Google Maps, Flint is actually decently outside of the Detroit metro area - it looks like more distance than there is between the Orlando and Sanford international airports here in FL, for instance.  And back in the 50s and 60s when GM was going full tilt in Flint they probably could justify the capacity, although I really doubt that's been true for a while.

79 Stand up and yell, "Abe Vigoda is still alive."

Nice.  I had to fake a coughing episode to stifle.

The really bad thing is that the meeting is taking place in the room where we used to sleep through mandatory safety films.

The room now has Pavlovian narcoleptic properties to9 me.

80

70

my wife has class tonight, so I for one, am planning to spend quality time with out son (read as play Halo Reach on the 360 with him )

81

>> I do not understand how these parents can do this. 

People can do a lot worse (cf. new thread).

>> They're being used as political props because of the death of their child.

Yes and no; my take is more on the no side. As head of government, the president will be a political creature for much of tonight -- but as head of state, he can show the parents that the nation shares their ordeal and grief. It's a gesture, and I'd like to think it's comforting for them.

(But modertaion is the key with something like this. Recognition during the SOTU is one thing. Making them celebrities is another.)

82 This won't end well....

Ted Williams -- the homeless man with the "Golden Voice" -- has left rehab against medical advice, less than two weeks after checking in for drug and alcohol dependency ... TMZ has learned.

Our sources say Ted -- who decided to go to rehab earlier this month after a taping of the Dr. Phil show -- left the Origins Recovery Center in South Texas moments ago and is on his way to the airport.

Ted's girlfriend is currently in rehab at the Safe Harbor facility in Costa Mesa, California.

83 Posted by: toby928™

I dunno, how about this:

A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and a Mullah walk into a bar.  You really would have thought the Rabbi or at least the Mullah would have ducked.

84 73 O/T: hmmmm there seems to be a "little situation" developing in the Headline comments thread Posted by: curious at January 25, 2011 11:05 AM (p302b) There's a douchebag from New Jersey in the Headline comments thread?

85 As far as I'm concerned, the bastidge can move to Cuba and get all the preferential treatment from airline security he wants there. I'm tired of all the lying "truther" shit.

86

Ted Williams -- the homeless man with the "Golden Voice" -- has left rehab against medical advice, less than two weeks after checking in for drug and alcohol dependency ... TMZ has learned.

Our sources say Ted -- who decided to go to rehab earlier this month after a taping of the Dr. Phil show -- left the Origins Recovery Center in South Texas moments ago and is on his way to the airport.

Ted's girlfriend is currently in rehab at the Safe Harbor facility in Costa Mesa, California.

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2011 11:21 AM (VuLos)

Will anybody, other than the dimwits in the salad tossing media be surprised when this fuckhead goes completely down the toilet again?

87

Yes and no; my take is more on the no side. As head of government, the president will be a political creature for much of tonight -- but as head of state, he can show the parents that the nation shares their ordeal and grief. It's a gesture, and I'd like to think it's comforting for them.

(But modertaion is the key with something like this. Recognition during the SOTU is one thing. Making them celebrities is another.)

Posted by: FireHorse at January 25, 2011 11:20 AM (sWynj)

Sorry....I disagree.  Children are killed by crazies all year long.  This child happened to be killed while a crazy was trying to kill a sitting D congresswoman.  I would assume that the parents know the nation shares their grief without parading them around at the SOTU.  Will the family of the murdered judge be there too? 

I may be alone in this but I find it tacky on everyone's part.

88

Man, I'm sitting in the most boring weekly status meeting possible.

Take out your flask (I assume you bring a flask to these meetings) and interrupt the person who's speaking right now. Go up to him and say "Get in the flask!"

89

I may be alone in this but I find it tacky on everyone's part.

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2011 11:28 AM (VuLos)

You're not; this is ghoulish and the parents are being witless simpletons

90

I may be alone in this but I find it tacky on everyone's part.

I may end up agreeing with you after tonight. We'll see what Obama has to say on the matter.

91 I just hope the parents of the 9 year old don't go on Oprah.  Seriously.

92 blah blah  physician input blah blah

eyes getting heavy

93 9 What is it about Minnesota and electing meatheads? Really, Jesse the Body and Al Franken too? WTF?

Generations of filthy Scandi inbreeding.

94

blah blah  physician input blah blah

Pay attention, Toby! Physician input can be lethal.

(Well, for certain types of actresses in Germany, it can be.)

95

Leave Jesse Alone!!

 

96 Oh bullshit, what the fuck is he bitching about? The man used to be a goddamn professional wrestler.He made a fucking living for years letting other grown men in skimpy tight shorts with peroxided blond hair roll around on the mat with him and grope him all fucking over. Now he's going to whine about this? Give me a fucking break.

97

Go, Jesse! Go, Jesse!

He's a Truther. Pulls this post.

98 The guy needs a haircut. Really.

99 "Go, Jesse! Go, Jesse!" Yeah, go all the way back to mexico you lying, stolen valor, fake SEAL, phony wrestler sack of shit.

100 good post here, you can find 01262011-01, 01262011-02, and also you can go to 01262011-03.