March 07, 2011

GOP 2012 "Candidate Forum" in Iowa
— Gabriel Malor

Ah, the day fretting Rule Class drones have been waiting for: the first Republican 2012 debate has arrived, though it's officially styled a "candidate forum" hosted by the Iowa Faith & Freedom Coalition and there will only be five candidates there.

Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain, and former Louisiana governor Buddy Roemer, will get 10 minutes each to make their first case to Iowa primary voters. The first four need no introduction and their presidential aspirations are well known. Roemer is new to the race; he announced an exploratory committee last week.

The other major contenders, including Palin, Thune (before he dropped out), Romney, Huckabee, Paul, Johnson, and Barbour were invited, but declined to appear.

Also not appearing will be the little-known, no-chance dude running for president on the "I'm a gay Republican who only wants to talk about gay issues" ticket, who is so stomping mad about being excluded that he filed a complaint with the FEC. He's insulted that the organizers don't view his gay rights platform as a legitimate run for the White House. Heh.

Anyway, if you're interested, it'll be on C-SPAN at 8pm ET. For my money, the only one worth anything is Cain, but I haven't heard Roemer before, so maybe he's okay. If I had my way, election season wouldn't start until January 2012. On the other hand, the GOP has -- since 1952 -- apparently always had a clear frontrunner at this point in the race. We don't this year, so maybe we need some time to work it out.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 02:06 PM | Comments (764)
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1 Until we can break this party system that controls when and the order in which elections take place, putting the power in the hands of party elite, this country has no chance of getting better.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2011 02:08 PM (61b7k)

2 Easy call. Herman Cain for the win.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 02:11 PM (swuwV)

3

"the first Republican 2012 debate has arrived"

And in other news, - oh, wait - this is news?

Yawn.

Posted by: Jess at March 07, 2011 02:12 PM (OXvHP)

4 Pawlenty by a neck

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 02:12 PM (3OCZw)

5 Sounds more like the answer to a bad Karnac joke than a forum.

Posted by: sifty at March 07, 2011 02:15 PM (u4JjU)

6 RINOS!

Posted by: People's Purity Party of Judea at March 07, 2011 02:15 PM (MMC8r)

7 @1
yup.  Iowa and NH need to move to the back of the line.  I'll support Mitt if he endorses such a change. 

Gabe-
I can't believe you would support Cain over Pawlenty or Santorum.  Not that I think either one is great shakes as a candidate, but what has Cain done?  He's like Alan West.  He may say good things and have run something successfully, but those are preconditions for a political career, not a reason to run for president.  He needs to show that he can run something more than a purveyor of lousy pizza.  Even Eisenhower thought presidentin' was hard. 

Posted by: pep at March 07, 2011 02:15 PM (P18+/)

8 OT:  We need a post on the letter the R's sent to the fleabaggers about meeting them on the IL/WI border.  Epic, funny smackdown. 

Posted by: Mayday at March 07, 2011 02:17 PM (TRgli)

9 Sheen '12!

Posted by: Chaim Levine at March 07, 2011 02:18 PM (MMC8r)

10 Death match is the only sure way to sort it out.

Two rinos enter, no rinos leave.

Posted by: ef at March 07, 2011 02:18 PM (c7Pp2)

11 I'd really like to see Herman Cain debate Obama and whatever moderator they decide will favor Obama the most.  Cain will destroy them both.  It's a long road to get there though.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 07, 2011 02:19 PM (/izg2)

12 I don't understand why the gay guy would think that the Iowa Faith and Freedom Coalition would be the best place to kick off his run.  Poor thinking, he is off my list.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 07, 2011 02:20 PM (qqrPQ)

13 Somebody mentioned earlier that The Donald was going to Iowa soon to assess his level of Republican support.  Will he make an unexpected appearance here? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2011 02:20 PM (c0A3e)

14 If we could get Iowa's primary moved back, we could get rid of some farm subsidies.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 07, 2011 02:21 PM (qqrPQ)

15  I can't believe you would support Cain over Pawlenty or Santorum.

I dislike Santorum almost as much as I dislike Gingrich. And Pawlenty's a big fat squish.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 07, 2011 02:22 PM (XVaFd)

16  We need a post on the letter the R's sent to the fleabaggers about meeting them on the IL/WI border.  Epic, funny smackdown.

It was addressed to "Parts Unknown, IL." Hah.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 07, 2011 02:23 PM (XVaFd)

17

Tea leaves: Sarah Palin is going to watch tonight's presentations and read the day-after analysis closely to see if Pawlenty or Cain make any headway.

As for Roemer, didn't someone point out that he once came in third in the Louisiana governor's race to Edwin Edwards and David Duke?  Ah yes, that was in 1991.

"Roemer, then a Democrat, unseated Edwards four years ago [1987] with a promise to clean up Louisiana politics. He delivered, and his administration was scandal-free. But Roemer treated legislators in Baton Rouge with contempt, became moody and unpredictable after his wife left him, switched parties earlier this year and then ran a halfhearted and ill-conceived campaign."

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 02:25 PM (Di3Im)

18 I dislike Santorum almost as much as I dislike Gingrich. And Pawlenty's a big fat squish.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 07, 2011 06:22 PM (XVaFd)

Wasn't "Inner Santorum" an old-time radio show?  And Pawlenty isn't a squish, he's a smooth and creamy cornmeal porridge from northern Italy.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 02:27 PM (Di3Im)

19 I dislike Santorum almost as much as I dislike Gingrich. And Pawlenty's a big fat squish.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 07, 2011 06:22 PM (XVaFd)

Whenever somebody tries to tell me Teh Gheys can't really be solid conservatives, I point to you and Tammy Bruce as evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 02:27 PM (IoUF1)

20 OT: Pulling a Clinton

Top democrat Rep. Alcee Hastings was sued today on behalf of a female employee for “unwelcome touching” and “unwelcome sexual advances.”

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 07, 2011 02:27 PM (qqrPQ)

21 Cain will probably win though he will not get far in a primary. Palin wins when she is not there.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 02:27 PM (c5RQr)

22 Gabe -

Have you actually looked into Pawlenty's record going to war hammer-and-tongs against the Dem legislature in Minnesota over the past eight years?  He's a soft-spoken guy, but he's hardly a squish.  He has exactly one strike against him, which is that he said he believed in AGW once upon a time, but he's backtracked from that something fierce (and in a much more straight-up way than, say, Romney has addressed RomneyCare). 

I'll agree with those who say that Pawlenty's got a bit of the 'wimp' factor going against him, but he's not nearly as bad as the firebreathers would have you think.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 02:28 PM (NjYDy)

23 For my money, the only one worth anything is Cain, but I haven't heard Roemer before, so maybe he's okay.

Roemer can talk a good game but blew his term as governor of Louisiana for several reasons, resulting in the Edwards-Duke runoff after Roemer failed to place at least 2nd in 1991 as noted above.

He's a big-government guy, too, so that won't help him.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 02:29 PM (AFlF9)

24 What would make this constant election cycle go away?

Posted by: Upside to the Zombie Apocalypse at March 07, 2011 02:29 PM (gJNMj)

25

I dislike Santorum almost as much as I dislike Gingrich. And Pawlenty's a big fat squish.

Describing Pawlenty as a "big fat squish" is a bit of an exaggeration.  He was squishy on cap and trade along with ANWR years ago, but over the last few years he's largely reversed course on that.

He's always been strong on social issues, and for a blue state has been pretty decent on fiscal matters too.  For years the Dems here in MN have been clamoring for tax and spending increases, and his veto pen has gotten quite the workout as a result.

I'm not sure if Pawlenty is the best choice and I'm certainly not in his corner yet, but he's certainly not the worst.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 02:29 PM (SY2Kh)

26 Santorum seems to be a fine Republican. That is not a compliment. Maybe his best work goes unrecognized, but his apparent action to rhetoric ratio is too low.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 02:31 PM (swuwV)

27

Agree with Jeff B.  Alot of it is style with regard to T Paw's so called squishness.  He'd be my guy if I had to choose out of this group.

Well, unless I catch Buddy Roemer Fever.  I hear it's super contagious.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 02:31 PM (A0VTZ)

28

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 06:28 PM (NjYDy)

THIS, I never bought into the RINO or squishy image he had, he had to deal w/ 8 years of a Dem legislature and he was re-elected in 06, a horrible Rep year. I have to say though he did leave w/ medicore approval ratings and kind of set up a far left Dem Gov just as Reps took back seats and power in the state...

Posted by: YRM (Really Fearing The Future) at March 07, 2011 02:31 PM (UzBwz)

29

Cain will probably win though he will not get far in a primary. Palin wins when she is not there.

As with Ron Paul, everybody wins when Palin isn't there.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 02:32 PM (SY2Kh)

30

Posted by: YRM (Really Fearing The Future) at March 07, 2011 06:31 PM (UzBwz)

I forgot to add to my comment that no I don't buy the squishy guy argument, I just simply don't think he has charisma needed to win these days. He polls just as bad as Paul (-  & Palin (-11) against Obama, so that's another concern.

Posted by: YRM (Really Fearing The Future) at March 07, 2011 02:33 PM (UzBwz)

31 "Anyone with an R by their name gets my vote!!"

Posted by: Squish at March 07, 2011 02:34 PM (61b7k)

32 Too early.  I'm afraid there's going to be some wrong impressions made to the electorate with these people.

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 02:34 PM (gZqDI)

33 I dislike Santorum almost as much as I dislike Gingrich. And Pawlenty's a big fat squish.

Neither one is my cup of tea either, but Cain is a complete nonentity.  Haven't we learned our lesson about endorsing such candidacies?

Posted by: pep at March 07, 2011 02:35 PM (P18+/)

34 I don't see anyone in that list that really makes me want to go vote. We have to have someone people want to vote for rather than warm meat to go up against Obama so they can vote against the sitting president. That loses every time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2011 02:35 PM (61b7k)

35

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 06:31 PM (A0VTZ)

his ads are all over Drudge, is this the out of nowhere nominee Rasmussen keeps predicting? Right now I say no, he'll be out after Iowa just like Dodd in the 08 Iowa Dem Cacaus

Posted by: YRM (Really Fearing The Future) at March 07, 2011 02:35 PM (UzBwz)

36

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2011 06:35 PM (61b7k)

THIS, we also need that plus someone who can grabs those damn annoying independent votes

Posted by: YRM (Really Fearing The Future) at March 07, 2011 02:37 PM (UzBwz)

37 his ads are all over Drudge, is this the out of nowhere nominee Rasmussen keeps predicting? Right now I say no, he'll be out after Iowa just like Dodd in the 08 Iowa Dem Cacaus

It's a freaking joke to those of us who actually remember the "Roemer Revolution" of the late 80s / early 90s.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 02:38 PM (AFlF9)

38

What would make this constant election cycle go away?

So long as the cable news networks exist, it's always going to be a long election cycle.

It could be worse.  In the 2008 race, most of the candidates had already officially declared by the end of January 2007.  It's already March 2011, and we don't even know for certain who's running yet.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 02:38 PM (SY2Kh)

39 Testing.  Testing.

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 02:46 PM (gZqDI)

40 Somebody poke Fred Thompson and tell him to start fundraising.

Posted by: ErikW at March 07, 2011 02:46 PM (D0cCe)

41 Christopher Taylor: "We have to have someone people want to vote for rather than warm meat to go up against Obama so they can vote against the sitting president. That loses every time."

Ultimately disagree. The next election is going to be a vindication or repudiation of Obama. I just don't think it matters all that much who the GOP (or indies) support. The trick is to fight hard in the primaries (but not so hard that it destroys the victor) and then go with the fortune of anti-Obama sentiment. Critics have more than enough ammo already to sink the Obama Administration. The only thing to do is aggregate the platform to circumvent the DNC media gauntlet aka the MBM.

Big government versus small government. Socialism versus capitalism. Welfare versus jobs. Deficit versus balance. Stagnation versus growth. Late and wussified versus timely, softly with a big stick.

Find the candidate that has some bona fides on those ideals, and has the charisma and smarts to present them, and you win.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 02:47 PM (swuwV)

42

For my money, the only one worth anything is Cain,

Word

Posted by: Cicero at March 07, 2011 02:49 PM (QKKT0)

43 Is Gingrich bringing his own sofa?

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 02:50 PM (AZGON)

44 Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain, and former Louisiana governor Buddy Roemer

Who are 4 guys who have no chance of becoming the GOP and Pawlenty who unfortunately does?

Alternative acceptable answer...

Who are 5 guys who have never been in my kitchen?


Posted by: DrewM. at March 07, 2011 02:51 PM (HicGG)

45 Let the candidate bashing begin!!!!

RINO!!
Unelectable EXTREMIST!!!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2011 02:51 PM (0q2P7)

46 ugh....newt....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 07, 2011 02:52 PM (eOXTH)

47 44 Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain, and former Louisiana governor Buddy Roemer

Who are 4 guys who have no chance of becoming the GOP and Pawlenty who unfortunately does?

Alternative acceptable answer...

Who are 5 guys who have never been in my kitchen?



Posted by: DrewM. at March 07, 2011 06:51 PM (HicGG)

You should have changed your name to "cliff"

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 02:53 PM (oVQFe)

48 You know, if the government didn't have so much power over our daily lives, we wouldn't have to put up with them arguing who's the better leashmaster all year every year.

I think Gabe's plan for January 1 2012 as the start is too soon, how about April 1st?

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 07, 2011 02:53 PM (bxiXv)

49 Waiting for Ralph Nader to show up in a rusted out 1972 AMC Gremlin

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 02:53 PM (3OCZw)

50

Dear Presidential Candidates,

Please fuck over the Federal corn ethanol subsidies.

I want my Doritos cheap!

Thank you.

Posted by: Filthy Sockpuppet at March 07, 2011 02:54 PM (1kwr2)

51

Waste of time. Romney Pawlenty owns this nomination.

Pawlenty will score the nod and then turn on the base in September '12 in order to gain the elusive 'moderate' vote.


Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 02:55 PM (UQjUb)

52 You forgot donald Trump.  He sent a representative there to see if there is any interest.  From the looks of that crew, I bet there will be interest.  the representative said "if he announces it will be in June".  

since I don't like any of the republicans in the field so far, except Palin, I'll be hoping for a Bachman/trump ticket or a trump/bachman ticket.

btw, trump was just described as a conservative who doesn't hide his views by savage.   Maybe you will get a surprise.

Posted by: curious at March 07, 2011 02:55 PM (k1rwm)

53 On the other hand, the GOP has -- since 1952 -- apparently always had a clear frontrunner at this point in the race. You know who this helps?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 07, 2011 02:55 PM (AZGON)

54 Decide who you like early, before the MFM tells you who our candidate will be.  Personally I  am Herman Cain follower until I see a Christie or Rubio candidacy.    

Posted by: California Red at March 07, 2011 02:56 PM (7uWb8)

55 What I like about Cain is all the money that folk's can save by cutting the "John Mc" part off of last election's bumper stickers.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 07, 2011 02:56 PM (9TciV)

56 On the other hand, the GOP has -- since 1952 -- apparently always had a clear frontrunner at this point in the race. Plus, you get "Cain/Palin" for nothing extra.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 02:57 PM (AZGON)

57

Who are 5 guys who have never been in my kitchen?

I got that, Clavin.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 07, 2011 02:57 PM (gJNMj)

58 What I like about Cain is all the money that folk's can save by cutting the "John Mc" part off of last election's bumper stickers. Plus, you get "Cain/Palin" for nothing extra. (Well, I screwed that up but good.)

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 02:58 PM (AZGON)

59

"Waiting for Ralph Nader to show up in a rusted out 1972 AMC Gremlin"

The Democrats are giving him a free Pinto...

Posted by: Filthy Sockpuppet at March 07, 2011 02:58 PM (1kwr2)

60
Pawlenty's Possible Veeps
Herman Cain
Rick Santorum
Ben Quayle (just kidding)
Stanley McChrystal (j/k)
Rudy G

Pawlenty's running mate will be a woman. And Obama's running mate will also be a woman in the name of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:00 PM (g73jP)

61 I used to make fun but Trump isn't looking so bad nowadays.

Posted by: ErikW at March 07, 2011 03:00 PM (D0cCe)

62 A delaying tactic for the "candidates" is the best option. Don't officially announce, just tour and speak for as long as possible. Limit the ability of the MBM to define the candidates and engage its smear machine. Have lots of "viable" candidates so that they need as many resources as possible to cover them.

The war is with the MFM right now, not Obama. The MFM will not perform due diligence. The candidates will need to tour and force them to cover what they refused to cover before. The GOP candidates must, collectively, restrict their fire to Team Obama and not provide fodder for the MFM.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 03:00 PM (swuwV)

63

The Democrats are giving him a free Pinto...

I've seen a Pinto with chains on all 4 wheels do things that I can't explain. 

Seriously, I was driving an Audi Quttro Wagon with Blizzacs and this guy passed me, in a whiteout blizzard on Snoqualimie Pass, like I was going in reverse!?

When I caught up to him at the 'Chain Off' area, I got out and shook his hand. 

Crazy SOB.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2011 03:02 PM (fy/9q)

64
Trump worries me.

He might do something stupid like run as an independent. I think Obama will steal another term, but I *know* Obama will win if it's a 3-man race.


Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:02 PM (g73jP)

65 Don't ignore Roemer. He got the Dem nomination in Louisiana for his first run for Governor by a really slick, agile campaign which caught everybody by surprise. He was the first governor in Louisiana's history to be simultaneously honest and competent, and got so disgusted with the Dems that he switched parties in office. The Louisiana Republicans rewarded him by nominating someone else, so it turned into a three-way primary which left KKK douchebag David Fucking Duke as the Republican candidate to face Edwin Edwards, fresh out of jail and ready to run. That condemned Louisiana to another four years of insane corruption.

Point is, Roemer's good, he's smart, and he comes from an old Louisiana political hack family so he knows where ALL the bodies are buried. He might know some cool dirt about the national Democrats, too . . .

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 07, 2011 03:03 PM (DqeZf)

66 unless pawlenty runs with palin or bachman he's out in my book.  I know you've already told me that my vote doesn't count but independents don't want wishy washy, they want brilliant, bold, intelligent, dynamic.  BO, on the campaign trail can convince a bunch of nuns that they need to use birth control anyway so all the love will comeback en masse and the 52%er's will once again pull the lever for BO wishing to give him a "chance to complete his mission of hope and change".     I still feel the republicans are screwed if they go their usual "old white guy who earned the nomination route" but I guess you guys know better.

Posted by: curious at March 07, 2011 03:03 PM (k1rwm)

67 62 A delaying tactic for the "candidates" is the best option. Don't officially announce, just tour and speak for as long as possible. Limit the ability of the MBM to define the candidates and engage its smear machine. Have lots of "viable" candidates so that they need as many resources as possible to cover them.

The war is with the MFM right now, not Obama. The MFM will not perform due diligence. The candidates will need to tour and force them to cover what they refused to cover before. The GOP candidates must, collectively, restrict their fire to Team Obama and not provide fodder for the MFM.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 07:00 PM (swuwV)

Well that's all fine and dandy as long as everyone plays that game.  Otherwise you end up with Fred Thompson. 

I really think all of the ones planning to run have their campaign rollout party all set up and planned and ready for rapid deployment... to be the second one to confirm they are officially running. 

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 03:03 PM (oVQFe)

68

 I used to make fun but Trump isn't looking so bad nowadays.

 Thank You. 

You look pretty good, yourself.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Head Merkin at March 07, 2011 03:04 PM (fy/9q)

69 These GOP guys had better stay away from that Politico and MSNBC sponsored "debate" in May at the Reagan Library, unless they get more control over the proceedings. Talk about walking into a trap.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 03:05 PM (AZGON)

70
Don't bother watching this group hug tonight, I've already handicapped it and the winner by a furlong is my friend and confident, Herman Cain, previously of Herman and the Hermits Godfather's Pizza.

Posted by: Miss Cleo, Psychic Friends Network at March 07, 2011 03:05 PM (ZHsNw)

71

A delaying tactic for the "candidates" is the best option. Don't officially announce, just tour and speak for as long as possible. Limit the ability of the MBM to define the candidates and engage its smear machine. Have lots of "viable" candidates so that they need as many resources as possible to cover them.

Brilliant idea!

Posted by: Fred Thompson at March 07, 2011 03:05 PM (SY2Kh)

72 I don't see anyone in that list that really makes me want to go vote.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor



Try pressing Down, Down/Left, Left, Back, LK.

It unlocks financially conservative/socially moderate Zangief

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2011 03:05 PM (DsqGb)

73 Obama setting-up campaign offices in GOP primary states:

"The Obama team has decided it will not give Republicans a free pass to criticize the president as they fight over their nomination. The president’s reelection committee plans to put its own organizations into the early primary and caucus states – Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada and South Carolina.

'We can’t cede the playing field,' one adviser said. 'We can’t just play general election. So we’re going to have to organize on the ground in early states.'”

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 03:06 PM (q8u+l)

74 I'm sorry but all the talk about Trump is an absolute joke to me, and I laugh at you everytime you bring it up curious.  The Roast of Donald Trump on Comedy Central on Tuesday March 11.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 03:06 PM (oVQFe)

75

OT: I saw something bizarre today at the post office in Kirkland, WA. Two girls protesting Obama with pictures of him with a hitler mustache. It was weird because they hadn't been attacked yet and people were stopping to talk to them in favor of what they were doing.

I assume they were LaRouchers because the way they wanted to get rid of Obama was repeal the 25th amendment. I couldn't quite get my mind around that logic but their intent was good. The Hitler mustache didn't help their cause though i think.

Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2011 03:06 PM (MtwBb)

76 Pawlenty's running mate will be a woman. And Obama's running mate will also be a woman in the name of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 07:00 PM (g73jP)

 

My point a couple of weeks ago is that I'm not absolutely sure Dear Leader will be the dem nominee.

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 03:07 PM (gZqDI)

77 Cain will probably win though he will not get far in a primary. Palin wins when she is not there.

It seems social conservatives who watch FOX like Cain, since no one else has declared they're running. But he's the poor man's Rent's Too High Party guy.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 07, 2011 03:07 PM (mHQ7T)

78 I don't see anyone in that list that really makes me want to go vote. Posted by: Christopher Taylor Sure there is, his name is Obama

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 03:07 PM (0GFWk)

79

Posted by: Donald Trump's Head Merkin at March 07, 2011 07:04 PM (fy/9q)

The Donald made me shave my monkey and wear a pink colored merkin.

Posted by: Ivana Trump at March 07, 2011 03:07 PM (ZHsNw)

80 How much cash did Barry raise for his coronation/usurpation/election campaign? Close to a billion? He'll find a way to surpass that in 2012.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 03:08 PM (AZGON)

81

unless pawlenty runs with palin or bachman he's out in my book. 

Yes, the most important thing is that the candidate or his running mate has the right genitalia.

Candidates generally don't announce who their running mate is going to be until after the nomination.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 03:08 PM (SY2Kh)

82
Obama will get at least 75 million votes in 2012.

How the hell are we gonna beat that?

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:09 PM (g73jP)

83 72 I don't see anyone in that list that really makes me want to go vote.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor



Try pressing Down, Down/Left, Left, Back, LK.

It unlocks financially conservative/socially moderate Zangief

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2011 07:05 PM (DsqGb)

Wrong code.  Try Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 03:09 PM (oVQFe)

84 Trump worries me.

He might do something stupid like run as an independent. I think Obama will steal another term, but I *know* Obama will win if it's a 3-man race.


Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 07:02 PM (g73jP)

Trump admitted on Rush's show that he would run as an Independant.

Posted by: ErikW at March 07, 2011 03:09 PM (D0cCe)

85 65 Don't ignore Roemer. He got the Dem nomination in Louisiana for his first run for Governor by a really slick, agile campaign which caught everybody by surprise. He was the first governor in Louisiana's history to be simultaneously honest and competent, and got so disgusted with the Dems that he switched parties in office. The Louisiana Republicans rewarded him by nominating someone else, so it turned into a three-way primary which left KKK douchebag David Fucking Duke as the Republican candidate to face Edwin Edwards, fresh out of jail and ready to run. That condemned Louisiana to another four years of insane corruption.

Point is, Roemer's good, he's smart, and he comes from an old Louisiana political hack family so he knows where ALL the bodies are buried. He might know some cool dirt about the national Democrats, too . . .

Roemer's got a lot of baggage that didn't help him in '91 nor will it help him now.

1. He took over immediately in '87 upon Edwards conceding after the "jungle primary" and proceeded to make a bunch of amateur mistakes because he had no damn clue what he was doing.

2. He had a lot of personal problems during that timeframe, including the breakup of his marriage and his obsession with a self-help guru who convinced him to wear rubber bands around his wrist that should be snapped to get rid of bad thoughts.

3. A big reason of why he lost in the "jungle primary" was that he outright pissed off two large groups of people, the teacher's union and state employees, through mistakes he should have known better than to make.

In particular, he monkeyed around with state employee paychecks, moving the issuance of checks back one day per pay period over several months, to move an entire pay period into the next fiscal year to balance the budget as well as withholding their merit increases with the intent of building a new bridge over the Mississippi with the savings. 

The last one got him slapped down in court and, in response, he made an angry statement about how he'd keep the state employees tied up in court so long that they'd be retired or dead before they saw that money.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 03:09 PM (b8JnP)

86 buzzion@67,

Sure, but I'm basing the aggregate plan on the premise that a steaming pile of Michael Moore could defeat the Obama Administration's 3.5 yr. presidential legacy (and more if you bring up his entire record). It speaks for itself. Anyone but Obama seems trite, but look at the hammering the DNC just took last year. I don't see the DNC's situation improving.

"Anyone But Obama" is a very good campaign. Not the best, but very good.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 03:10 PM (swuwV)

87

Cain is a nonentity and has never even held a government position before. He could be commerce sec or whatever. Gingrich also has no experience. He has been out of the House for so long anyway. He has never won a statewide race. Pawlenty is a big fat boring squish who will be completely devastated by the media. Trump is a joke.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 03:10 PM (c5RQr)

88 Obama will get at least 75 million votes in 2012. How the hell are we gonna beat that? Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 07:09 PM (g73jP) By getting 75 million and 2

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 03:10 PM (0GFWk)

89 something funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kxc6kzH-uI

Posted by: timwi at March 07, 2011 03:10 PM (Sxt4Z)

90 Trump ain't running. Wait and see.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 03:10 PM (AZGON)

91 PS - Roemer's family is a bunch of real winners, too.

I'm pretty sure his father went to jail and at least one of his sons committed felony assault on one of my HS classmates during a soccer game, breaking his jaw after sprinting across the field.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 03:11 PM (b8JnP)

92
The Donald is a publicity seeker who needs to stay in the spotlight for the express purpose of scoring young impressionable cooter.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 07, 2011 03:12 PM (ZHsNw)

93 I used to make fun but Trump isn't looking so bad nowadays.

Ivanka's always looked pretty good.

Wait, we aren't rating the billionaire scions?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 03:13 PM (aKs7L)

94

Posted by: Ivana Trump at March 07, 2011 07:07 PM (ZHsNw)

I was there, baby.

I'd suffer that for your severance package, though...

Posted by: Donald Trump's Head Merkin at March 07, 2011 03:13 PM (fy/9q)

95 Herman Cain is the man. We should start backing him now so the big dogs with major league donors, dont conspire to crowd him out once they realize he is the real deal. He is the only guy that truly gets me excited at this point, which means if the GOP establishment gets its way, he will never get the nomination. Its time that conservatives look for a game changer, politics needs an outsider to really change things and Cain is it. Its time the Cain Train gets rolling.

Posted by: AlecJ at March 07, 2011 03:13 PM (kIaSv)

96 Pawlenty support of cap and trade then later back tracking is also a sign of rinoism. I prefer Giuliani over that loser. At least he stands up for his convictions. He's also a swell dude, met him on the toomey campaign. Pawlenty has the personality of a stick and it showed when he campaigned for other here. Giuliani has a bigger chance of grabbing NY than Puhlenty get MN.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 03:13 PM (c5RQr)

97 The Donald is a publicity seeker who needs to stay in the spotlight for the express purpose of scoring young impressionable cooter.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 07, 2011 07:12 PM (ZHsNw)

I wonder how deep an impression he makes these days.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:14 PM (Di3Im)

98

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 07:10 PM (c5RQr)

Are you old enough to vote yet?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Head Merkin at March 07, 2011 03:14 PM (fy/9q)

99 "Anyone But Obama" is a very good campaign. Not the best, but very good.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 07, 2011 07:10 PM (swuwV)

The problems with that campaign are:

1) Unless you pick one "anyone," all of the "anyones" will cancel out.

2) In the process of picking one "anyone," the GOP has shown that it's capable of picking the worst one.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:16 PM (Di3Im)

100

Are you old enough to vote yet?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Head Merkin at March 07, 2011 07:14 PM (fy/9q)

Will be in 2012. Turn 18 on may 17.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 03:16 PM (c5RQr)

101
Gingrich also has no experience.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 07:10 PM (c5RQr)

Gingrich has scored more ass in Washington than Bill Clinton, and that makes him a formidable candidate. 

Slogan:  Newt the Ass Bandit

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 07, 2011 03:17 PM (ZHsNw)

102 How much cash did Barry raise for his coronation/usurpation/election campaign? Close to a billion?

He'll find a way to surpass that in 2012.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 07:08 PM (AZGON)

Isn't it amazing how easy it is to raise a hundreds of millions in campaign funds when you've handed out $780 billion to your friends?

Posted by: Cicero at March 07, 2011 03:17 PM (QKKT0)

103 101
Gingrich also has no experience.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 07:10 PM (c5RQr)

Gingrich has scored more ass in Washington than Bill Clinton, and that makes him a formidable candidate. 

Slogan:  Newt the Ass Bandit

I've even got a theme song...

http://bit.ly/Vodd9

Posted by: Newt Gingrich: The Ass Man at March 07, 2011 03:20 PM (b8JnP)

104

Isn't it amazing how easy it is to raise a hundreds of millions in campaign funds when you've handed out $780 billion to your friends?

Posted by: Cicero at March 07, 2011 07:17 PM (QKKT0)

Not to mention when Hamas in Gaza can give you money under the name Mickey Mouse with out any issues at all.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 03:20 PM (oVQFe)

105

OT: I saw something bizarre today at the post office in Kirkland, WA. Two girls protesting Obama with pictures of him with a hitler mustache. It was weird because they hadn't been attacked yet and people were stopping to talk to them in favor of what they were doing.

I assume they were LaRouchers because the way they wanted to get rid of Obama was repeal the 25th amendment. I couldn't quite get my mind around that logic but their intent was good. The Hitler mustache didn't help their cause though i think.

Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2011 07:06 PM (MtwBb)

Yes, they are LaRouchies, and they are doing this at post offices all across the country.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:20 PM (Di3Im)

106

Plus there is only one candidate who will be able to fundraise enough, and we know who it is.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 03:20 PM (c5RQr)

107 Slogan: Newt the Ass Bandit Gingrich: Winning! Newt: Loving Our Country. Violently.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 03:21 PM (AZGON)

108 Plus there is only one candidate who will be able to fundraise enough, and we know who it is. Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 07:20 PM (c5RQr) OR we could pick the candidate that could fund his own campaign? Just saying. ( Actually I don't support him)

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 03:21 PM (0GFWk)

109 Yes, they are LaRouchies, and they are doing this at post offices all across the country.

Lyndon LaRouche and his idiot followers need to go away.

Rumsfeld has a story in his book about how at least one Russian official had come up to him at some function while he was SecDef and was telling him about how LaRouche was connected with the missile defense system and so forth because, obviously, the guy believed whatever bullshit he read on the Internet.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 03:24 PM (b8JnP)

110 OR we could pick the candidate that could fund his own campaign?
Just saying. ( Actually I don't support him)

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 07:21 PM (0GFWk)

we could but based on this gem:

Romney 2009: I think D.C. could use parts of RomneyCare as a model

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 03:24 PM (c5RQr)

111 110 OR we could pick the candidate that could fund his own campaign?
Just saying. ( Actually I don't support him)

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 07:21 PM (0GFWk)

we could but based on this gem:

Romney 2009: I think D.C. could use parts of RomneyCare as a model

I support a death panel ruling on Romney's candidacy.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 03:25 PM (b8JnP)

112

Trump admitted on Rush's show that he would run as an Independant.

Posted by: ErikW at March 07, 2011 07:09 PM (D0cCe)

Show me where in this transcript he said that.

Posted by: Ronster at March 07, 2011 03:25 PM (rzuJR)

113 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Teh Phred at March 07, 2011 03:25 PM (MMC8r)

114

OR we could pick the candidate that could fund his own campaign?
Just saying. ( Actually I don't support him)

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 07:21 PM (0GFWk)

You must mean Alvin Greene with an extra E.

"I'm the next president."

-Alvin Greene

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 07, 2011 03:26 PM (ZHsNw)

115 I think I should be the nominee.  I've got a long-form birth certificate.  And I've voted before.  And I comment on AoAHQ.

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 03:28 PM (gZqDI)

116 If you've had politics up to your eyeballs and want a break John Wayne's Alamo is on Encore Western channel at 8 pm EST. Wasn't Texas independence day yesterday?

Posted by: Retread at March 07, 2011 03:28 PM (okCHU)

117

"On the other hand, the GOP has -- since 1952 -- apparently always had a clear frontrunner at this point in the race."

The GOP should select its nominee in brackets.  Four primary dates, 16 candidates whittled down to one.  That makes the voters have to look not only at their first choice but their second, third, fourth and eighth choices as well.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:28 PM (Di3Im)

118 Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 07:20 PM (c5RQr)

For fuck sake just go away and head back over to the C4P site where you can continue your mastubatory fantasy along with the other delusional circle jerkers. The adults are talking.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 03:29 PM (SY2Kh)

119 For fuck sake just go away and head back over to the C4P site where you can continue your mastubatory fantasy along with the other delusional circle jerkers. The adults are talking.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 07:29 PM (SY2Kh)

So mature. You Borelentyites get emotional.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 03:31 PM (c5RQr)

120 How about one national primary day?  Or four buckshot super ones?  That way we can keep those like these tonight from uttering the word "ethanol" ever again.

Iowa and New Hampshire are IDIOTIC locales to begin this process.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 03:31 PM (7utQ2)

121 OR we could pick the candidate that could fund his own campaign?
Just saying. ( Actually I don't support him)

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 07:21 PM (0GFWk)

Yes, because that technique worked SO well in California for the Gubernatorial and Senate races in 2010.

(Actually, it's why Arianna Huffington decided to marry a gay man: she figured he could buy his way into the Senate.)

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:31 PM (Di3Im)

122 The GOP has a pretty weak field.

Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 07, 2011 03:31 PM (MUMm3)

123 Thus far, the field sucks.

This was the problem with the 'It takes a Carter to bring a Reagan' notion back in 2008-- there are no Reagans on the horizon.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 03:31 PM (MMC8r)

124 Hey, Palin Steele's here.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 03:32 PM (MMC8r)

125

For fuck sake just go away and head back over to the C4P site where you can continue your mastubatory fantasy along with the other delusional circle jerkers. The adults are talking.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 07:29 PM (SY2Kh)

go with him then.  You're being an asshole about it.  Oh wah wah the kid likes Palin and thinks she'd be a good candidate.  As least he's not comparing her to Ron Paul like you are.  You can play the perpetual martyr game as well.  

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 03:33 PM (oVQFe)

126 The GOP should select its nominee in brackets. Four primary dates, 16 candidates whittled down to one. That makes the voters have to look not only at their first choice but their second, third, fourth and eighth choices as well. Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 07:28 PM (Di3Im) Maybe, but I'm for putting them in the old steel cage and seeing who gets out in one piece and then she can run against Obama. / ( only sarcastic about wanting Palin to be the candidate, not that she would get of the cage. But that's only if Col. West doesn't run)

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 03:33 PM (0GFWk)

127 This was the problem with the 'It takes a Carter to bring a Reagan' notion back in 2008-- there are no Reagans on the horizon.

That's because Ronaldus Magnus' triumph over the Russians flipped our national serious switch to "off."

Irony so thick you can spread it on crackers.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 03:34 PM (7utQ2)

128 124 Hey, Palin Steele's here.

Awesome - I need another ludicrous Captain America/The Punisher analogy. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2011 03:35 PM (c0A3e)

129 O/T:  I just heard on the radio news that the dems want walker to meet the at the Illinois border and he said no cause they are "misleading the public".  Good for him, hope they all get arrested as soon as they try to come back into the state.   They deserve it.  But all my lib friends are telling me that all the republicans are going to be recalled in Wisconsin and that I am going to be shocked when I see it.  So who knows what is really going on there.   Maybe we need to get al jazz hands to report on it for us so we know what is really going on there. 

Posted by: curious at March 07, 2011 03:35 PM (k1rwm)

130 Talking about Ensign on FNC.  I want to see a pic of the bimbo he had an affair with.  Ya' know, just to see if it was worth it.

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 03:36 PM (gZqDI)

131 Bob Dole thinks we should nominate Bob Dole, with John McCain as Bob Dole's running mate. Bob Dole is the only man that can beat Obama in 2012. Palin, Romney, Pawlenty, and Gingrich will all be swept away by the political tsunami that is Bob Dole. 2012 is Bob Dole's year. Bob Dole can taste the victory. And the victory tastes fuckin' SWEET.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 07, 2011 03:36 PM (IoUF1)

132 Is reagan a god? conservatives, stop hawking about reagan already, its getting old. I like chris christie or romeny over reagan. they're pragmatists..he was an ideologue.

Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 07, 2011 03:36 PM (MUMm3)

133 Holy crap, LA area gasoline pushing to breach the $5.00 mark - per news, showed reg at 4.79  premium 4.99

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 03:36 PM (3OCZw)

134 Maybe, but I'm for putting them in the old steel cage and seeing who gets out in one piece and then she can run against Obama.
/ ( only sarcastic about wanting Palin to be the candidate, not that she would get of the cage. But that's only if Col. West doesn't run)

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 07:33 PM (0GFWk)

I bet she's pretty spry from all that "wrestling" with Todd (IYKWIMAITYD).  Except that Todd always wins.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:36 PM (Di3Im)

135 Yes, because that technique worked SO well in California for the Gubernatorial and Senate races in 2010. Not weighing in on that per se, but instead... What The Future is wrong with Clownifornians? I live there and I still don't get it.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 03:36 PM (AZGON)

136 129 O/T:  I just heard on the radio news that the dems want walker to meet the at the Illinois border and he said no cause they are "misleading the public".  Good for him, hope they all get arrested as soon as they try to come back into the state.   They deserve it.  But all my lib friends are telling me that all the republicans are going to be recalled in Wisconsin and that I am going to be shocked when I see it.  So who knows what is really going on there.   Maybe we need to get al jazz hands to report on it for us so we know what is really going on there. 

Posted by: curious at March 07, 2011 07:35 PM (k1rwm)

That was mentioned on Rush this afternoon.  Someone linke the wi Senate Majority Leader's Respose letter.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 03:37 PM (oVQFe)

137 I like chris christie or romeny over reagan. they're pragmatists..he was an ideologue.

That's just moral authority.

Like Captain America.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

138 Hey palin steele, didn't you get the memo?  You're supposed to love Reagan now and talk about how Obama is really so much like him.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 03:38 PM (oVQFe)

139 House legislation for this week:

"The first bill is H.R. 830, the Federal Housing Administration Refinance Program Termination Act. The measure, sponsored by Rep. Bob Dold (R-Ill.), would end the FHA's short-refinance program, which was authorized under the Troubled Asset Relief Program.

[...]

The second bill is H.R. 836, the Emergency Mortgage Relief Termination Act, sponsored by Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R-Texas). The measure would end the Department of Housing and Urban Development's Emergency Homeowners' Relief Program, an initiative that was created in 1975 but had remained unfinanced until the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act reauthorized it last summer."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 03:38 PM (q8u+l)

140 Except that Todd always wins. Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 07:36 PM (Di3Im) Hum, maybe., but word was he slept on the couch sometimes?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 03:39 PM (0GFWk)

141 Holy crap, LA area gasoline pushing to breach the $5.00 mark - per news, showed reg at 4.79  premium 4.99

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 07:36 PM (3OCZw)

Chill.  If gas is over $5.00 national average next summer, Obama loses -- plain and simple.

The American voter can't wrap his mind around $14 trillion in national debt or a $1.6 trillion deficit, but he knows what it means to him when it costs $75 to fill up his gas tank.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:39 PM (Di3Im)

142 That's because Ronaldus Magnus' triumph over the Russians flipped our national serious switch to "off." Irony so thick you can spread it on crackers. Oh come now! What could be more serious than Al Franken in the Senate?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 03:39 PM (tJjm/)

143
The Wisconsin voters can pull a hissy fit and eject the republicans, but the problem will remain and only grow exponentially. 

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 07, 2011 03:39 PM (ZHsNw)

144 You're supposed to love Reagan now and talk about how Obama is really so much like him.

There was a Newsweek cover and everything.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 03:40 PM (7utQ2)

145 Michelle Bachman is on Michael Savage now.

Fascinating, obamacare was prefunded, bachman said "when pelosi said "we have to pass this bill to know what's in it" she wasn't kidding.

I think it's nearly unrepealable.  These dolts voted and thought they were just voting on health care and yet they were funding it at the same time.

Posted by: curious at March 07, 2011 03:40 PM (k1rwm)

146

go with him then.  You're being an asshole about it. 

Damn straight I'm being an asshole about it.

I've completely had it with Palin's stupidity, attention-whoring, drama queen, perpetual victim antics.  I've more than had it with the complete and utter douchebaggery of her brain dead worshippers.  It's impossible to have a discussion about any of the viable candidates without an adherent to the Cult of St. Sarah (pbuh) insisting that every other potential candidate is Satan incarnate.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 03:40 PM (SY2Kh)

147 Hum, maybe., but word was he slept on the couch sometimes?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 07:39 PM (0GFWk)

I wouldn't know - I've never been invited into their house.  (On the other hand, neither have any of the people who say Todd sleeps on the couch sometimes.  I wonder who their "reliable sources" are.)

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:40 PM (Di3Im)

148 138 Hey palin steele, didn't you get the memo?  You're supposed to love Reagan now and talk about how Obama is really so much like him. Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 07:38 PM (oVQFe) That's right! Don't let us conservatives hijack him!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 03:41 PM (tJjm/)

149 I just heard on the radio news that the dems want walker to meet the at the Illinois border and he said no cause they are "misleading the public".

That stretch of I-94 used to be nothing but cheese and "adult" shops.  Good times.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 07, 2011 03:42 PM (nAOMZ)

150

 but he knows what it means to him when it costs $75 to fill up his gas tank.

Exactly what I spent to fill up my truck yesterday.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 07, 2011 03:42 PM (gJNMj)

151 I wouldn't know - I've never been invited into their house. (On the other hand, neither have any of the people who say Todd sleeps on the couch sometimes. I wonder who their "reliable sources" are.) Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 07:40 PM (Di3Im) Well I've been married 28 years and me the couch are no strangers?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 03:42 PM (0GFWk)

152 What could be more serious than Al Franken in the Senate?

Vice President Joe Biden.

Secretary of Energy Stephen Chu

Anderson Cooper, News Anchor

Katie Couric, News Anchor

Whoever that third lead singer of Van Halen was.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 03:42 PM (7utQ2)

153 The Wisconsin Senate GOP Majority Leader's letter to the Minority Leader Mark Miller:

March 7, 2011
Sen. Mark Miller
Parts Unknown, IL

Dear Senator Miller,

Thank you for your hand-delivered letter with an offer to meet, in Illinois, about the business and future direction of Wisconsin.

LetÂ’s set aside how bizarre that is for a moment.

As you know, this legislation is designed to finally balance the state budget, prevent layoffs and create jobs in the real world. There are hundreds of thousands of unemployed or underemployed Wisconsinites, and at least 1,500 more whose jobs are in the balance because of your media stunt. We all deserve better than this.

In the meantime, members of your caucus have been meeting with the governorÂ’s staff, talking to the media, trying to find a way back to Madison, and contradicting your message in public. In case you donÂ’t remember, you were present yourself at one of those meetings with the governorÂ’s staff. Your grasp of reality, and control of your caucus as minority leader, continues to amaze me.

As you know, your opportunity to compromise and amend the bill was on the floor of the state Senate. As you know, you forfeited that right and opportunity when you decided to flee the state instead of doing your job.

Your stubbornness in trying to ignore the last election and protect the broken status quo is truly shameful. While we wait for you and your colleagues to finally show up, Senate Republicans continue to stand ready to do the job we were elected to do, here in Wisconsin. I hope you are enjoying your vacation, and your vacation from reality.

Sincerely,

Scott Fitzgerald

Senate Majority Leader

CC: Governor Scott Walker

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 03:42 PM (q8u+l)

154 I think it's nearly unrepealable.  These dolts voted and thought they were just voting on health care and yet they were funding it at the same time.

That's more reason for the 11th Circuit or SCOTUS to take up this case and outright kill it if the individual mandate is not severable.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 03:42 PM (b8JnP)

155

Damn straight I'm being an asshole about it.

I've completely had it with Palin's stupidity, attention-whoring, drama queen, perpetual victim antics.  I've more than had it with the complete and utter douchebaggery of her brain dead worshippers.  It's impossible to have a discussion about any of the viable candidates without an adherent to the Cult of St. Sarah (pbuh) insisting that every other potential candidate is Satan incarnate.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 07:40 PM (SY2Kh)

Apparently it's also challenging to you to have anything like a civil disagreement on the subject.

Do you really think people are going to stop talking about Palin and their support for her just to spare you the cerebral hemorrhage you're working yourself up to?

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:43 PM (Di3Im)

156 @138 Obama, in many ways is very like Reagan. Both men were spectacular speakers (Obama is a bit better) and both are fantastic politicians. But this country needs someone to roll up their sleeves and do WORK...not play politics. And Chris Christie is the best GOP has in that regard...opposite of that harpy Palin who does nothing but twitters and paints her toenails.

Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 07, 2011 03:43 PM (MUMm3)

157 I wonder if Cain's Pizzeria is where Palin Steele finally got a job.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 03:43 PM (MMC8r)

158 Sincerely,

Scott Fitzgerald

Senate Majority Leader

CC: Governor Scott Walker

PS - How does my ass taste?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 03:43 PM (b8JnP)

159 Anyone know if the "mystery disease" at the Playboy Mansion was ever cured? What's so mysterious about the Clap, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 03:43 PM (tJjm/)

160

Hermain Cain?  Give me a break.  He's a talk show host.  He's never held an elective office of any type, not even dog catcher. 

Americans don't view the POTUS as an entry-level political job.

And, then there is his race.  Somehow I just don't see the GOP nominating a black guy this year.  Seriously.

The whole 'black guy as POTUS' thing is so over.   It's like if American Idol has a blonde country singer win one year it's gonna be a white hard rock dude or black R&B chick the next year.  The black president was fun in the first few movies that did it, and it was cool on "24" for several seasons, but it hasn't turned out so well in real life.

And it doesn't have much to do with Cain's views sadly, which seem OK, if not especially original or anything.  But the animus the whole "black president" thing sturs up in the 'black community' is, how to put this nicely, not beneficial to the "People of the No-Color Community". 

In case you haven't noticed the deplorable nationwide behaviour of black youths has dramatically worsened under Obama's time.  They feel entitled (more than normal, which is saying something) and act out  via endless gang fights, wildings, flash mob events, six on one beatings of whites, the everyday muggings on trains and busses -- and even their own all black events are falling into chaos (see Drudge's Rap Awards video linked today, or last weeks U.of A. food fight).

So, as much as no one wants to admit it the whole need to apologize for being white is now officially over.  The GOP is the white party and will nominate a white candidate in 2012. 

Hermain Cain is a sideshow. 

Posted by: Jackson at March 07, 2011 03:44 PM (eDJf1)

161 It's impossible to have a discussion about any of the viable candidates without an adherent to the Cult of St. Sarah (pbuh) insisting that every other potential candidate is Satan incarnate.

The GOP has viable candidates?  For 2012?  What are you on?

They all suck ass, with the possible exception of Cain, and he's going nowhere on "doesn't have enough foreign experience."   (Like Toonces Indonesian residency and vacationing in Pock-ee-stahn has benefitted us, right?)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 07, 2011 03:44 PM (nAOMZ)

162

Oh come now! What could be more serious than Al Franken in the Senate?

*cough*

Posted by: Jon Bon Jovi, WH Community Solutions Czar at March 07, 2011 03:44 PM (QKKT0)

163
in b4 the delusion!

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:45 PM (g73jP)

164

Obama, in many ways is very like Reagan.

Both men were spectacular speakers (Obama is a bit better) and both are fantastic politicians.

Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 07, 2011 07:43 PM (MUMm3)

So which comic book character do you think they each most identify with? 

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 03:45 PM (oVQFe)

165
too late!



Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:45 PM (UQjUb)

166 Okay, that man Fitzgerald knows how to write a letter.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 03:46 PM (AZGON)

167 Fascinating, obamacare was prefunded, bachman said "when pelosi said "we have to pass this bill to know what's in it" she wasn't kidding.

I think it's nearly unrepealable.  These dolts voted and thought they were just voting on health care and yet they were funding it at the same time.

Posted by: curious at March 07, 2011 07:40 PM (k1rwm)

 

I don't believe that for a second.  What congress do, the next congress can undo.  I think that's in the constitution. 

 

 

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 03:46 PM (gZqDI)

168 curious. I think it could be repealed in court.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 03:46 PM (c5RQr)

169 Well I've been married 28 years and me the couch are no strangers?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 07:42 PM (0GFWk)

I know he spends some nights out in the snow on his "snow machine."  I wonder if that makes his reunions with his bride that much more enjoyable?

Just think, Palin could be the first President fucked by an Iron Dog snow machine race champion, as opposed to being like all the other Presidents, fucked by the Russians, the Chinese, their own political parties....

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:46 PM (Di3Im)

170 Looking like one has gravitas on tv is not the same as actually having it.

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 07, 2011 03:47 PM (cdCC7)

171 Obama, in many ways is very like Reagan.

Name one.  Apart from them both being Democrats at one time.  Regan became a Republican, Obama became a member of the Social Democratic Party.

Both men were spectacular speakers (Obama is a bit better) and both are fantastic politicians.

Uh "speaking" and "reading a teleprompter" are two completely different things.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 03:47 PM (7utQ2)

172 Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 07:36 PM (Di3Im)

Pics of her snowmachining with Gov. Jan Brewer today here and here. Looks like a lot more fun than some circle-jerk forum where everybody will pretend to give a fuck about ethanol subsidies in order to pander to a bunch of attention-craving early-primary-state narcissists.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 03:47 PM (IoUF1)

173 Both men were spectacular speakers (Obama is a bit better)

HEY! Stop giving Mom Jeans my accolades!

Posted by: TOTUS at March 07, 2011 03:47 PM (nAOMZ)

174 Will be in 2012. Turn 18 on may 17.

Holy shit.  You mean I've been carrying on an argument about Sarah Palin with a fucking SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD this entire time?  Jesus Christ, it explains so much.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 03:47 PM (NjYDy)

175 Obama, in many ways is very like Reagan.

Both men were spectacular speakers

Must be drugs
 I don't think so,  nope not at all. Obama is a talker not a speaker.
Obama is a lying bullshitter who just wants fools to listen to him

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 03:47 PM (3OCZw)

176
in b4 the paranoia!

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:47 PM (g73jP)

177 @171 if you take a poll of people around the world, they would pick Obama as the better speaker over Reagan.

Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 07, 2011 03:47 PM (MUMm3)

178 146, I have tried numerous times over the past months to have a discussion RE Palin about her record and policies, but all you do is name call and use foul language. You never actually debate anything, you just name call. No reason to waste time with you at this point, so I don't.

Posted by: Dan at March 07, 2011 03:48 PM (mXBxH)

179 Americans don't view the POTUS as an entry-level political job. *cough*

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 07, 2011 03:48 PM (tJjm/)

180

Someone tell me why I shouldn't think that Cain is the next Alan Keyes? Talk show host/pundit who uses the Presidential election to score some name recognition/visibility/stash of cash.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 03:48 PM (VoSja)

181 6 RINOS!

Posted by: People's Purity Party of Judea at March 07, 2011 06:15 PM (MMC8r)


FUCKING SPLITTER!

Posted by: Judean People's Purity Front at March 07, 2011 03:48 PM (eCAn3)

182 where everybody will pretend to give a fuck about ethanol subsidies in order to pander to a bunch of attention-craving early-primary-state narcissists.

The sick part is at least two of them won't have to pretend.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 07, 2011 03:49 PM (nAOMZ)

183

if you take a poll of people around the world, they would pick Obama as the better speaker over Reagan.

Obama.  Definitely.

Posted by: Gaza at March 07, 2011 03:49 PM (QKKT0)

184 also, let the gay guy in, it'll be faaaaaaaaaaaabulous!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 03:49 PM (eCAn3)

185 Just think, Palin could be the first President fucked by an Iron Dog snow machine race champion, as opposed to being like all the other Presidents, fucked by the Russians, the Chinese, their own political parties.... Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 07:46 PM (Di3Im) OK I give up--you win with that one

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 03:49 PM (0GFWk)

186
I can't believe some of you are seriously responding to the blithering idiot.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:49 PM (g73jP)

187 Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 07, 2011 07:43 PM (MUMm3)

isn't there a blow up bitch waiting to anal rape you somewhere?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 03:50 PM (eCAn3)

188 if you take a poll of people around the world, they would pick Obama as the better speaker over Reagan.

Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 07, 2011 07:47 PM (MUMm3)

If I want to know what people around the world think I'll ask them. Until then I would just prefer they said thank you.

Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2011 03:50 PM (MtwBb)

189 177 @171

if you take a poll of people around the world, they would pick Obama as the better speaker over Reagan.

Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 07, 2011 07:47 PM (MUMm3

You mean the world that you don't give a flying fuck about, like yesterday when you said you didn't care about Libya?  why the fuck should we give a damn about their opinion on who is the better speaker?

Comic book characters.  who do they each most associate with?

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 03:50 PM (oVQFe)

190
btw, stuiec

totally forgot about Valerie/Hogan Family -- well done, ol' chum.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:51 PM (g73jP)

191 Is Pawlenty the new rino flavor of the month? Allah is talking about him? hmmmmm

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 03:51 PM (c5RQr)

192 159 Anyone know if the "mystery disease" at the Playboy Mansion was ever cured?

I thought it was Legionnaire's Disease.  Curable by antibiotics, although if the Legionnaires got "fortified" by any of the strange microbes undoubtedly floating around that Den of Sin... I think that unholy combination could be the next generation of bio-weapon.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2011 03:51 PM (UtEM9)

193 if you take a poll of people around the world, they would pick Obama as the better speaker over Reagan.

  Yes, around your pretend world. Like the Olympics and the Nobel Peace Prize

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 03:51 PM (3OCZw)

194 Americans don't view the POTUS as an entry-level political job. *cough* Posted by: Barry Obama Hey, I said he would be serving us coffee, in a normal world.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 07, 2011 03:51 PM (AZGON)

195 The GOP has viable candidates?  For 2012?  What are you on?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 07, 2011 07:44 PM (nAOMZ)

Well, Heather, you have to work this from the other direction.

See, for some people, Palin getting the nomination is inconceivable (Inconceivable!).  Therefore, by the laws of physics, someone else will get the nomination.  Therefore, someone else who is seeking the nomination must be a viable candidate.

It's so easy when you let preconceptions drive your logic in reverse.  You should try it sometime.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 03:51 PM (Di3Im)

196

Thus far, the field sucks.

This was the problem with the 'It takes a Carter to bring a Reagan' notion back in 2008-- there are no Reagans on the horizon.

Yeah, I was in that camp until I learned exactly how bad Obama would be.

I think most of us assumed that there would be at least one strong candidate by now.  So far, it doesn't look like it.

Back then I suggested that if Romney- who I found competely inauthentic and didn't trust- were to work on his image and better establish his conservative bona fides, I might be able to get behind him.  Instead, he's spent the last 3 years doing the same finger to the wind, focus group bullshit was was then.  Plus, Obamacare rendered him neutered on one of the most important issues up for debate.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 03:51 PM (SY2Kh)

197 if you take a poll of people around the world, they would pick Obama as the better speaker over Reagan.

If you take a poll of people around the world, they think 5 million Jews are a threat to a billion Muslims, that Israel started the 1948 war, that the CIA/Mossad/Exxon staged 9/11, that Fidel Castro is just fan effing tastic, and a significant number would have no problem with female circumcision.

People around the world are idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 03:52 PM (7utQ2)

198 Oh look, Dum Dum is back.

Dum Dum, You're a Fine Bitch (sung to the tune of Brandy by Looking Glass)

On the Jersey Shore in a bathroom stall
In the midst of graffiti scrawled
There's a hole in the piss-stained wall
That's where you put your dick

And there's a loser behind this glory hole
And he really loves to smoke some pole
When you're done on the toilet bowl
He's there to suck you off

The hobos say "Dum Dum you give great head
You're our favorite little bitch
You could probably suck the chrome
Off a ball hitch"

Dum Dum's shift goes all night long
Ten straight hours of sucking dongs
At three AM he's still going strong
And he swallows every time

A man came in from off the street
with fourteen inches of swingin' meat
Like a puppy on its mother's teat
Dum Dum started to suck

With eleven inches down his throat
Dum Dum gave it a backhand stroke
At thirteen inches he started to choke
So he finished with his hand

The hobos say "Dum Dum you give great head
You're our favorite little bitch
You could probably suck the chrome
Off a ball hitch"

Dum Dum really loves his job and he's saving up his cash
He's hoping someday he won't have to eat out of the trash
And Dum Dum got a second job besides the glory hole
By day he works for Axlerod as a troll

In the morning when his shift is through
Dum Dum goes home and sniffs some glue
And thinks of all the men he blew
while he's beating off

The hobos say "Dum Dum you give great head
You're our favorite little bitch
You could probably suck the chrome
Off a ball hitch"

The hobos say "Dum Dum you give great head
You're our favorite little bitch
You could probably suck the chrome
Off a ball hitch"

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 03:52 PM (IoUF1)

199 Plus, Obamacare rendered him neutered on one of the most important issues up for debate. Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 07:51 PM (SY2Kh) Yeah I just don't see anyway around that problem

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 03:53 PM (0GFWk)

200
I'm a timid Republican and I want a candidate who isn't hated and ridiculed by the Left Wing because I can't take the vicarious abuse.


Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:53 PM (UQjUb)

201 Obama, in many ways is very like Reagan.

Name one.

Testicles.  Reagan had 4, and Barry, well, Barry, um, Barry, er, has 4 balls...... in his golfbag. 

Posted by: Jackie Mason at March 07, 2011 03:53 PM (P18+/)

202 I think Poland, Georgia, Britain, and a growing list might be giving the edge to Reagan.

Of course, Venezuela, Iran, Russia, and China are trending heavy for Barry, so, you know....

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 03:53 PM (MMC8r)

203 Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 07, 2011 07:47 PM (MUMm3)

did you vote for Obama?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 03:53 PM (eCAn3)

204

It doesn't make me any happier that so many candidates are waiting to officially announce.

It makes me think like they have given up an advance and are just going to hope Obama loses the race. I can't help but feel that so many of them don't want to tarnish any future opportunities by losing an election that so many conservatives desperately want to win.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 03:54 PM (VoSja)

205 @192: I believe that the Playboy Mansion's Grotto is slated to be renamed Plum Island after Heff goes off to his heavanly reward, kratos.

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 07, 2011 03:55 PM (tJjm/)

206

I think that unholy combination could be the next generation of bio-weapon.

The magazine can lose money til the end of time.  I make a killing selling week-old jacuzzi water to the Norks.

Posted by: Hugh G. Hefner at March 07, 2011 03:56 PM (QKKT0)

207
oh, and kudos to the Republicans (and potential GOP candidates) for unleashing holy hell on Obama today over the high fuel prices.


/don't wake me; I'm in my dream world

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:56 PM (UQjUb)

208 Since Dum-dum has unbanned hisself, I guess his 'marketing job' canned him when they found he was spending work time trolling blogs...

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 03:56 PM (MMC8r)

209 if you take a poll of people around the world, they would pick Obama as the better speaker over Reagan.

Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 07, 2011 07:47 PM (MUMm3)

If you take a poll of all people with more common sense than a horse turd, they would tell you to go fuck yourself.


Posted by: Portnoy at March 07, 2011 03:56 PM (azgo2)

210 there are no Reagans on the horizon.

The fact is that very few thought a Reagan was on the horizon when Reagan was on the horizon.  Same for Abe Lincoln.  You never know......  Except in the case of Herman Cain.  badabump

Posted by: pep at March 07, 2011 03:56 PM (P18+/)

211 Ya know Dick Cheney doesn't look all that sick. A little make up and.......

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 03:56 PM (0GFWk)

212 Dum Dum, You're a Fine Bitch (sung to the tune of Brandy by Looking Glass) Dude. You're Frank Zappa crossed with John Milton.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 03:56 PM (AZGON)

213

Somebody needs to get in the race and start beating Obama with gas prices, lack of drilling permits, wasted green energy money. I filled up with gass over the weekend and it was $381. Everybody around me getting gas were gasping when they looked at the total when the pump shut off.

It's time to start kicking Obama and the MBM out of their cacoon and make them start answering to Americans.

Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2011 03:57 PM (MtwBb)

214

I think that unholy combination could be the next generation of bio-weapon.

Don't forget that it could contain Maher-jizz.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 03:57 PM (MMC8r)

215 I bet he actually really thought we wouldn't be able to tell it was him with a new name too.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 03:58 PM (oVQFe)

216 196 Thus far, the field sucks. This was the problem with the 'It takes a Carter to bring a Reagan' notion back in 2008-- there are no Reagans on the horizon. Yeah, I was in that camp until I learned exactly how bad Obama would be. I think most of us assumed that there would be at least one strong candidate by now.  So far, it doesn't look like it. Back then I suggested that if Romney- who I found competely inauthentic and didn't trust- were to work on his image and better establish his conservative bona fides, I might be able to get behind him.  Instead, he's spent the last 3 years doing the same finger to the wind, focus group bullshit was was then.  Plus, Obamacare rendered him neutered on one of the most important issues up for debate. Well, maybe they can trot out Sarah Jessica Parker to run in this race? I think she'd run away with it.

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 07, 2011 03:58 PM (tJjm/)

217 Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 07:53 PM (eCAn3)

I don't think CainsPizerria (aka Painful Stool, aka Dum Dum) was old enough to vote for Obozo. He did masturbate furiously to those shirtless pics of him, though.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 03:59 PM (IoUF1)

218
Democrats : Never let a [fabricated or tragic] crisis go to waste.

Republicans: Never miss an opportunity to work with the Democrats to find solutions.

Yeah, we're so gonna win in 2012.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 03:59 PM (UQjUb)

219 Well, maybe they can trot out Sarah Jessica Parker to run in this race? I think she'd run away with it.

Nay!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica "Seabiscuit" Parker at March 07, 2011 03:59 PM (b8JnP)

220 Speaking of 2012, I checked ace's and Hollowpoint's favorite site, C4P and it seems Palin is skipping the admiral ackbar debate on May 2nd.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 03:59 PM (c5RQr)

221

If you take a poll of all people with more common sense than a horse turd, they would tell you to go fuck yourself.


Posted by: Portnoy at March 07, 2011 07:56 PM (azgo2)


I can attest to this fact. Dum Dum, go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 03:59 PM (eCAn3)

222 My johnson fell off in the Grotto once, but fortunately one of my girls found it and sewed it back on for me. Heh. Posted by: Hugh Heffner I hope they sewed it on right side up. You wouldn't want an erection that points down.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 04:00 PM (AZGON)

223 Somebody needs to get in the race and start beating Obama with gas prices, lack of drilling permits, wasted green energy money.

Actually, that sounds like the perfect job for a certain former oil-state governor.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 04:00 PM (MMC8r)

224

It's time to start kicking Obama and the MBM out of their cacoon and make them start answering to Americans   Posted by: robtr

What he said .. answering to Americans and not the rest of the world. 

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 04:00 PM (3OCZw)

225 Off, sock!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 04:01 PM (tJjm/)

226 By the way, I'm with Hollowpoint on this one.  I spent an entire fucking year being polite and thoughtful and measured and pussyfooting around my criticism of Sarah Palin, only to have it met every single time with "GRAAAAAR MUST PURGE THE ENEMY SUPPORT SARAH AT ALL COSTS SHE DOES NO WRONG EVER."  And that was *before* it devolved into actual personal attacks against me. 

The worst part is how we can't even bring up any other fucking candidate without it ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS becoming about Palin, because her freak-cult supporters can't go 15 minutes without bringing her name into the discussion.  Guess what?  Palin isn't appearing at this forum.  She wasn't the subject of this post.  We were trying to talk about the OTHER candidates (specifically Pawlenty and Cain, because they're really the only two who are at all relevant), and once again in come the little baby Teddy Ruxpins to make it all about how nobody can measure up to the One True Conservative. 

So yeah, why shouldn't we do anything except make fun of you clowns?  Every time you say "but you never mention any *substantive* reasons to oppose her!" people like me and Hollowpoint run down a fucking laundry list of reasons: checkered record in Alaska (which absolutely nobody on her team even thinks can be broached, much less discussed), the fact that she quit her job, the fact that she's terribly thin-skinned and seems to like engaging celebrity feuds instead of appearing presidential, the fact that by every indication she's not a very intelligent person, etc. etc. etc. And every one of those reasons gets dimissed out of hand by you people, not even put up for real debate, but simply dismissed as beneath contempt and unworthy of even talking about: "lefty slanders!" or "superficial bullshit!" or whatever the excuse du jour is.

The fact is, most (not all, but the vast majority) of Palin supporters on this site don't WANT to have a serious discussion about Palin's merits.  They just want AoSHQ to mirror the same unquestioning love and admiration they feel for her, full stop, and they get bitchy when it doesn't happen.  Sorry folks. If you don't really want to talk about her seriously, then I don't.  I'm just going to clown on her (like this most recent abject stupidity of getting into a pissing match with A HACK D-LIST COMEDIAN...lookin' really presidential, Sarah! You're a really grizzly mama standin' up for your daughter's honor, sister!) as long as she behaves unseriously and clown on you as long as you refuse to acknowledge her flaws and liabilities and act serious about winning the election, rather than self-actualizing through your fucking Presidential candidate choice.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 04:01 PM (NjYDy)

227 205 @192: I believe that the Playboy Mansion's Grotto is slated to be renamed Plum Island after Heff goes off to his heavanly reward, kratos.

Yuck.  The only way that place will ever be cleansed is by nuclear fire.

That'll be my first executive order in 2036,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2011 04:02 PM (UtEM9)

228
No, JeffB, you've consistently been a d-bag for all the years you've been here.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 04:02 PM (UQjUb)

229 223 My johnson fell off in the Grotto once, but fortunately one of my girls found it and sewed it back on for me. Heh. Posted by: Hugh Heffner I hope they sewed it on right side up. You wouldn't want an erection that points down. Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 08:00 PM (AZGON) Or backwards.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 04:02 PM (tJjm/)

230 Yeah Yeah Jeff B. we all know you're tired of getting beaten by your mom and gf about Palin.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 04:03 PM (oVQFe)

231

Pics of her snowmachining with Gov. Jan Brewer today here and here. Looks like a lot more fun than some circle-jerk forum where everybody will pretend to give a fuck about ethanol subsidies in order to pander to a bunch of attention-craving early-primary-state narcissists.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 07:47 PM (IoUF1)

It does look like fun. 

Probably another reason to hate Palin, according to some folks, for being off snowmachining rather than doing the hard work to win the nomination... which the same folks declare she's incapable of winning, unfit to win, and would destroy the Republican Party if she did win.  (Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds... or was that a foolish consistency?)

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:03 PM (Di3Im)

232 Or backwards. Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 08:02 PM (tJjm/) ? But them it might be easier to fuck yourself?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:03 PM (0GFWk)

233

specifically Pawlenty and Cain, because they're really the only two who are at all relevant

--------------------

Ok. Pawlenty sucks and Cain is really just a radio host who will be fun to watch. done. stop bringing up Palin man.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 04:04 PM (c5RQr)

234 W didn't get into the race, until June, Obama did get in January, but he didn't get any where till the end of the year; not that he was doing anything before.

Posted by: justin cord at March 07, 2011 04:04 PM (DLRWS)

235
Backwards-boner would be cool.

Like a tail.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 04:04 PM (UQjUb)

236 a)  Somewhere there's a portrait of Ralph Reed aging

b) Pawlenty is desperate to be riding this short bus

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 04:05 PM (bWEOW)

237

The GOP has viable candidates?  For 2012?  What are you on?

They all suck ass, with the possible exception of Cain, and he's going nowhere on "doesn't have enough foreign experience."   (Like Toonces Indonesian residency and vacationing in Pock-ee-stahn has benefitted us, right?)

It's not looking like we're going to have a great field in 2012, that's not really disputable.

Foreign policy isn't going to be the driving factor in 2012, however.  Most presidents (Reagan, Carter, GW Bush, Obama) had little in the way of tangible experience in foreign policy, and few would argue that Obama has been a strong leader in that regard.

Cain would be a tough sell, given his lack of experience going up against an incumbent.  Charisma and general likeability can go a long ways though- there's always the "outsider" card to play.

I don't know that the public would buy it or not, but how many people would argue that a governor or senator is superior to managing a budget and understands economics better than a (former) successful CEO?

I'm not in anyone's camp yet, but I'm not ready to count Cain out this early.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 04:05 PM (SY2Kh)

238 Obama, in many ways is very like Reagan.

Aside from being ideologically opposite. Reagan actually confronting enemies and threats to the US. Reagan actually having executive experience prior to entering office. Reagan not over rating his importance. Reagan believing that America was a special place a shining city on a hill for others to follow. Reagan actually getting us out of a serious recession. Reagan putting practical experienced people in cabinet positions. Reagan not defacto ruling through Czars. Sure they are exactly alike.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2011 04:05 PM (0q2P7)

239 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2011 08:02 PM (UtEM9) Fishing out the used condoms out of the Playboy Mansion pool is a particularly grissly job for the pool boy.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 04:05 PM (tJjm/)

240

Thus far, the field sucks.

 

You're right.  I think we should just give up.  No one can beat the mighty O.  Why are we even trying.  I'm going to go change my party affiliation to dem. just so I'll be on the winning side.  Give up, everybody.  It's just not worth it.


Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 04:05 PM (gZqDI)

241

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:01 PM (NjYDy)

That was a very impressive rant.  Not obsessional at all.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:05 PM (Di3Im)

242 Jeff B's pissed that Sarah's got bigger balls than he does apparently.

quick! denounce me as a Palinista!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:05 PM (eCAn3)

243 do da

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 04:06 PM (h+qn8)

244 See?  I actually mentioned a list of reasons I really dislike Palin as a candidate, and instead out come...personal attacks!  Because as I said, the Palin fans actually *don't* want their candidate discussed seriously, and critically.  I think they suspect, deep down, that she cannot withstand that kind of scrutiny.  So let's just call everyone who doesn't like her a pussy, or a RINO, or an asshole (guilty as charged on the last one, true, true). 

Maybe if we call people who don't support Palin enough names, we can get them to shut up!  And then everyone will love her and support her!  Isn't that how it works?

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 04:06 PM (NjYDy)

245 Ahoy!

Posted by: Palinisto! at March 07, 2011 04:06 PM (fy/9q)

246 Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:01 PM (NjYDy)


Hey blowhole let it go there is going to be a primary season to work this all out. And no I'm not a "Palin fan-boy".

Posted by: TheNotion at March 07, 2011 04:07 PM (hD0CU)

247 So who's gonna be the bob dole of 2012?

Posted by: The Bob Dole at March 07, 2011 04:07 PM (vXwmy)

248 236 Backwards-boner would be cool. Like a tail. Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 08:04 PM (UQjUb) Just watch where you sit.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 04:07 PM (tJjm/)

249 I smell fear :

"The Milwaukee teachers union has dropped a lawsuit seeking to get its taxpayer-funded Viagra back."

(WeaselZippers)

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 07, 2011 04:08 PM (S59+B)

250

The Campptown ladies sing this song,
Doo-da, Doo-da
The Camptown racetrack's five miles long
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to run all night
Goin' to run all day
I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
Somebody bet on the gray

Oh, the long tailed filly and the big black horse,
Doo-da, doo-da
Come to a mud hole and they all cut across,
Oh, de doo-da day


Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 04:08 PM (UQjUb)

251 Anyone else watching this circle jerk ethanol subsidy pander fest?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 04:08 PM (c5RQr)

252

Speaking of 2012, I checked ace's and Hollowpoint's favorite site, C4P and it seems Palin is skipping the admiral ackbar debate on May 2nd.

Palin doesn't show up anywhere unless there's a paycheck attatched.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 04:08 PM (SY2Kh)

253 IS anybody else getting this funny feeling that Cain could be our nominee??

Posted by: jewells45 at March 07, 2011 04:08 PM (Z71Vg)

254 "So who's gonna be the bob dole of 2012?"

Willard.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 04:08 PM (bWEOW)

255

I actually mentioned a list of reasons I really dislike Palin as a candidate, and instead out come...personal attacks!

On the merits, Jeff B. is the spawn of Satan.

Posted by: Viva Las Palin at March 07, 2011 04:08 PM (QKKT0)

256

Fishing out the used condoms out of the Playboy Mansion pool is a particularly grisly job for the pool boy.

But you could create some interesting pool toys with them.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 07, 2011 04:09 PM (gJNMj)

257

This is awful already. Did Ralph Reed introduce the debate?

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:09 PM (VoSja)

258 The worst part is how we can't even bring up any other fucking candidate without it ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS becoming about Palin, because her freak-cult supporters can't go 15 minutes without bringing her name into the discussion.  Guess what?  Palin isn't appearing at this forum.  She wasn't the subject of this post. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:01 PM (NjYDy)

Oh, wait - what's this, at the top of this very page, in the middle of Gabe's post?

"The other major contenders, including Palin, Thune (before he dropped out), Romney, Huckabee, Paul, Johnson, and Barbour were invited, but declined to appear. "

That goddamn sick Palin cult fuck Gabe, injecting her name into a perfectly pristine Palin-free event.  You're right, JeffB, he's beneath contempt.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:09 PM (Di3Im)

259 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTKNahASSDI

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 04:09 PM (bWEOW)

260 I believe that the Playboy Mansion's Grotto is slated to be renamed Plum Island after Heff goes off to his heavanly reward, kratos.
Posted by: Barry Obama at March 07, 2011 07:55 PM (tJjm/)

Will there be apes eating figs in this grotto?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 04:09 PM (IoUF1)

261 Thus far, the field sucks.

Now, my friends, let's not be too hasty here....

Posted by: John McCain at March 07, 2011 04:09 PM (azgo2)

262 Gopal... nice name for a Republican.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:09 PM (A0VTZ)

263
255 "So who's gonna be the bob dole of 2012?"

Willard.

You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a debt.

Posted by: Walter Kurtz at March 07, 2011 04:09 PM (b8JnP)

264 heh

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 04:09 PM (h+qn8)

265 "Did Ralph Reed introduce the debate?"

He looks like what you'd get if Hannibal Lecter raped Michael J. Fox.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 04:10 PM (bWEOW)

266 jeff b, you get the personal attacks, because you really aren't worth substantive discussion on anything Palin. you're guilty of doing exactly what it is you accuse anyone who has anything good to say about the woman of doing.

people have explained in great detail why she left the governor's post. you and hollowpoint don't seem to care why she left, even though it was the doing of the left wing douchebags. which makes me think that you tacitly approve of what they did to her.

so tell me, why the fuck should anyone listen to a god damned thing you have to say about her?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:10 PM (eCAn3)

267 Cain's first.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 04:11 PM (c5RQr)

268 248 So who's gonna be the bob dole of 2012? Posted by: The Bob Dole at March 07, 2011 08:07 PM (vXwmy) Mitt Romney thinks Mitt Romney will be the Bob Dole of 2012. Why not? Mrs. Romney hasn't given Mitt Romney a hardon in 10 years!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 07, 2011 04:11 PM (tJjm/)

269

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:06 PM (NjYDy)

Actually I just skipped over the rant when I saw it was you.  Because while the Palin Fanboys can be annoying (I skip over their posts too), so are the people like you.  The poor "oh whoa is me, I'm a martyr help me carry this cross I must bare for not being a Palin Fan."  You're as an annoying of a shit as those you claim to hate.  You act like you're the perpetual victim for this. 

"I don't like Palin and so I must rant and claim victimhood" - a typical Jeff B. Post

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 04:11 PM (oVQFe)

270

Palin doesn't show up anywhere unless there's a paycheck attatched.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 08:08 PM (SY2Kh)

Well fuck, neither do I, unless they have beer

Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2011 04:11 PM (MtwBb)

271
Why don't you stupid fucking clowns respect Jeff B's big brain???

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 04:12 PM (UQjUb)

272 Cain's first. Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 08:11 PM (c5RQr) G-D damn bastard is always first. Well we'll see about that!

Posted by: Abel at March 07, 2011 04:12 PM (0GFWk)

273 Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2011 08:05 PM (gZqDI)

I only said 'thus far.'

Right now we have no announced candidates.  Unless a new person comes in, or one of the apparents distinguishes themselves, we aren't going to have a 'lightning in a bottle' candidate.

Mind you, I think His Emptiness is eminently beatable, but no one who's looking like they want to do that is setting the place on fire.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 04:12 PM (MMC8r)

274
He's only trying to help you idiots!!!

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 04:12 PM (g73jP)

275

Palin doesn't show up anywhere unless there's a paycheck attatched.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 08:08 PM (SY2Kh)


yeah, how DARE that bitch actually earn a living! WHAT THE FUCK!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:12 PM (eCAn3)

276

all the live long day

o baby ,baby it's a wild world

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 04:12 PM (h+qn8)

277 Why don't you stupid fucking clowns respect Jeff B's big brain???

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 08:12 PM (UQjUb)


because I ain't respectin the Metric System!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:13 PM (eCAn3)

278 See?  I actually mentioned a list of reasons I really dislike Palin as a candidate, and instead out come...personal attacks! 

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:06 PM (NjYDy)

Very good - I see you have learned Obama's technique that he calls "throwing the rock and then hiding the hand that threw it."

"once again in come the little baby Teddy Ruxpins to make it all about how nobody can measure up to the One True Conservative. 

"So yeah, why shouldn't we do anything except make fun of you clowns?"

I see -- those weren't personal attacks because they weren't directed at one single person.

You're starting to look just a tiny bit foolish, just around the gills.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:13 PM (Di3Im)

279

What time is it?

Posted by: FRRRRRRED!!!! at March 07, 2011 04:13 PM (QKKT0)

280 >>That goddamn sick Palin cult fuck Gabe, injecting her name into a perfectly pristine Palin-free event.  You're right, JeffB, he's beneath contempt.

stuiec, read what I said once more: she was mentioned *in passing* but only in passing.  That was why I DIDN'T say that Gabe didn't even mention her at all...but if you think this was supposed to be another thread for the Sister Sarah Brotherhood of Mercy to congregate and bash all other comes as Not Pure Enough then you are proving my point: she sucks all the fucking oxygen from this debate.  This forum is about the OTHER candidates.  It can't always be about Saint Sarah all the time, every time, can it?  This is not a rhetorical question, actually: can it?

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 04:13 PM (NjYDy)

281 Is Alan Keyes going to make a surprise appearance?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:13 PM (A0VTZ)

282

Yeah I just don't see anyway around that problem Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 07:53 PM (0GFWk)

There is the federalism card that he's been playing regarding Obamacare, but that's probably a bit too nuanced for most, even if a perfectly legitimate defense.  Unfortunately the GOP lost the "state's rights" battle a long time ago.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 04:14 PM (SY2Kh)

283 All of you hatin' on me will be surprised this next election.  See, I've been working on my jazz hands.  When people see that, they won't want anyone else.  Booyah!!

Posted by: Barak the Hussein at March 07, 2011 04:14 PM (gZqDI)

284

Cain has a nice resume. Does anyone know why he lost a Georgia Senate primary in 2004 so badly? Does he not have good political instincts?

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:14 PM (VoSja)

285 Geez, I see there's yet another fight going about Palin.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 07, 2011 04:14 PM (Z71Vg)

286
The old gray mare ain't what she used to be

ain't what she used to be

ain't what she used to be

that old gray mare...

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 04:14 PM (g73jP)

287 I now sacrifice this squirrel on the altar. May Sarah be pleased!

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 04:15 PM (c5RQr)

288 286 Geez, I see there's yet another fight going about Palin.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 07, 2011 08:14 PM (Z71Vg)


it's noon somewhere

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:15 PM (eCAn3)

289 Geez, I see there's yet another fight going about Palin.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 07, 2011 08:14 PM (Z71Vg)

Also known as 'Monday at the AOSHQ.

Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2011 04:15 PM (VuLos)

290 273 Cain's first.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 08:11 PM (c5RQr)
G-D damn bastard is always first. Well we'll see about that!

Posted by: Abel at March 07, 2011 08:12 PM (0GFWk)

Check your bible.  You lose that fight dude. 

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 04:15 PM (oVQFe)

291 OK I heard enough from Mr. Cain. Where is Col. West?

Posted by: Abel at March 07, 2011 04:15 PM (0GFWk)

292 Willard.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 08:08 PM (bWEOW)

Ben!  Where's Socrates?

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:16 PM (Di3Im)

293 jewell, i haven't sid anything!

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 04:16 PM (h+qn8)

294 Is Alan Keyes going to make a surprise appearance? Posted by: Delta Smelt

The ship from Mars was running late today so he probably won't coming.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 07, 2011 04:16 PM (S59+B)

295 It can't always be about Saint Sarah all the time, every time, can it?  This is not a rhetorical question, actually: can it?

No, but going all Johnny Storm every time her name is mentioned does not help your cause.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 04:16 PM (7utQ2)

296 Anyone else watching this circle jerk ethanol subsidy pander fest? Hate to say it, but perhaps we should judge them applying Ace's rule: Which one is the best at lying? Recall Ace's observation that politicians have to lie to voters from time to time. Perhaps the best liar is the best candidate. Back in the real world, if we can't end ethanol subsidies, we can't even begin to tackle entitlements.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 04:16 PM (AZGON)

297 I now sacrifice this squirrel on the altar. May Sarah be pleased!

>licks lips<

Posted by: Schmuckabee at March 07, 2011 04:16 PM (MMC8r)

298 I haven't read the thread yet.

I'm in for a treat, aren't I?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 07, 2011 04:17 PM (nyfeD)

299

My 'ten second' snapshot of looking at Cain and watching him talk says that he can't win against Obama.

I don't think he should talk about the radio show in the future.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:17 PM (VoSja)

300 Making Kings and Influencing People!

Posted by: Palinisto! at March 07, 2011 04:17 PM (fy/9q)

301 292 OK I heard enough from Mr. Cain. Where is Col. West?

Posted by: Abel at March 07, 2011 08:15 PM (0GFWk)


I'd crawl through broken glass for that guy. Please let him run at some point.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:17 PM (eCAn3)

302 The old gray mare, she kicked on the whiffletree, Kicked on the whiffletree, kicked on the whiffletree

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 04:18 PM (h+qn8)

303 299 I haven't read the thread yet.

I'm in for a treat, aren't I?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 07, 2011 08:17 PM (nyfeD)


aren't you always?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:18 PM (eCAn3)

304

No worries. Eventually the Republicans will nominate someone. That someone will be superior to Obama. That someone will either win or lose. Things won't change much either way until the next financial crisis. Neither party is going to do anything about that. Enjoy whatever time you have left, like always.

And most important, bet on us working through all this, no matter which incompetents are running the country.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 07, 2011 04:18 PM (DffuX)

305 My only reservation about Palin is, after THAT many kids, it must be like a blown out truck tire. (I denounce myself)

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 04:18 PM (tJjm/)

306 I haven't read the thread yet.

I'm in for a treat, aren't I?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 07, 2011 08:17 PM (nyfeD)

Don't bother....SOSDD.

Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2011 04:18 PM (VuLos)

307 if you take a poll of people around the world, they would pick Obama as the better speaker over Reagan.

Name a single memorable line from an Obama speech.

And by "memorable" I don't mean memorable for its clanging stupidity, like "the planet began to heal".

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 04:19 PM (aKs7L)

308

Herman Cain is on, time to see if he is everything people are claiming

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 04:19 PM (DKV43)

309 Back in the real world, if we can't end ethanol subsidies, we can't even begin to tackle entitlements.

I'd keep the ethanol boondoggle in exchange for opening up oil production.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 04:19 PM (MMC8r)

310
I like songs about horses. But I don't like horses.

I'm complex.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 04:19 PM (UQjUb)

311 Fucking Palin.

Posted by: Graham Chapman at March 07, 2011 04:19 PM (gJNMj)

312 296 It can't always be about Saint Sarah all the time, every time, can it?  This is not a rhetorical question, actually: can it?

No, but going all Johnny Storm every time her name is mentioned does not help your cause.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 08:16 PM (7utQ2)

Yeah honestly if Hollowpoint hadn't gone off on his little asshole rant there would likely be very little mention of Palin. 

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 04:20 PM (oVQFe)

313

cool. you, ......you,..... snot. dat's all.

 

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 04:20 PM (h+qn8)

314

I tried to get Sarah to come to the Grotto once by dangling...uh...a big paycheck. She declined. Sigh.

She heard that someone stapled your withered johnson to your left buttock when it came off in the grotto. 

Posted by: Cicero at March 07, 2011 04:20 PM (QKKT0)

315

 We need more posts about the newest Matt Damon vehicle.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2011 04:20 PM (fy/9q)

316 Herman? Hum when was the last time a guy named Herman did anything? I mean with herman as his first name, so don't throw George Herman Ruth at me

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:20 PM (0GFWk)

317 Herman Cain is the man. 

Posted by AlecJ at March 07, 2011 07:13 PM (kIaSv)

Just a question looking for an honest answer- would Cain be getting much attention as a candidate if he were a white conservative radio host?

Posted by: Museisluse at March 07, 2011 04:20 PM (xrmna)

318

yeah, how DARE that bitch actually earn a living! WHAT THE FUCK!

Somehow the other millionares managed to feed their families while still attending events like CPAC and this forum in Iowa.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 04:20 PM (SY2Kh)

319

better riding a horse, than snorting it.

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (h+qn8)

320 Only the pundits care about this snoozefest. It's too early in the game to make any predictions because of one candidate forum with less than half the candidates attending.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (q8u+l)

321 I like songs about horses. But I don't like horses.

What's wrong with horses?

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (QKKT0)

322

I'm in for a treat, aren't I?

Yes.  All the Buddy Roemer fan boys arguing with the haters.  So much passion about this guy.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (A0VTZ)

323 252 Anyone else watching this circle jerk ethanol subsidy pander fest?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 08:08 PM (c5RQr)

I'm a bit of a casual NASCAR fan.  Did anyone catch the BIG DEAL about the new Shell 15% ethanol fuel they're using now??  They had a delegation of about 100 of the blood sucking subsidy ticks at the Las Vegas race on Sunday.   I'm just like...WTF?!?!?   What's next???  Chevy Volt 500  sorry...40???

But on a lighter note....this bigger douche of The Ultimate Geek Brothers had his car get all blowed up and the older one crashed....so that was a good deal....

Posted by: Portnoy at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (azgo2)

324

Cain has a nice resume. Does anyone know why he lost a Georgia Senate primary in 2004 so badly? Does he not have good political instincts?

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 08:14 PM (VoSja)

He ran against a much more experienced candidate in the primary, someone who had a slew of important endorsements, up to and including President Bush's.  There was a third candidate in the primary as well.

I would say that if he's showing a lack of political instincts, it's that he's decided to enter politics at levels of national office rather than local office.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (Di3Im)

325

How do you feel about zebras?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (QKKT0)

326 313 Fucking Palin.

Posted by: Graham Chapman at March 07, 2011 08:19 PM (gJNMj)


RIGHT! STOP THAT!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (eCAn3)

327 This may sound racist but would Cain seem like such a great candidate if he were white? I like what he says but what makes him so much better than some out there - I am asking a serious question.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 04:21 PM (FeVdd)

328 O/T  Why not a thread to "Help" name the democrat Senate campaign?

http://tinyurl.com/64ua35q

Posted by: Kemp at March 07, 2011 04:22 PM (JpFM9)

329

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 08:20 PM (0GFWk)

Hint....

You play to win the game!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:22 PM (A0VTZ)

330 i'd actually as a child believed that song was about my neighbors grandmother !   

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 04:22 PM (h+qn8)

331

(I denounce myself)

Try the day-old Roast Beef!

Posted by: Radagast the Sandwich Artist at March 07, 2011 04:22 PM (fy/9q)

332 We need more posts about the newest Matt Damon vehicle.

What?  He buy a Volt or a Tesla or something?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 04:22 PM (7utQ2)

333 Just got back from our Tea Party committee meeting.  Literally Every.Single.Person there was all Herman Cain.  As a black lady said, "I love him because I've heard him in person and have studied him and love him.  The bonus is all the black folk in the hood would go up in flames."  (I  love this woman and want to adopt her as my new mom.)


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 04:22 PM (UOM48)

334

Drove Houston to Memphis last Friday(Grandson's Eagle Court of Honor, he is also a Marsha Blackburn nominee for West Point), tuned in a Shevreport, LA station, local talk show host - made a lot of fun about Buddy Roamer but did say he comes across well speaking (no telepronter), but did say he was the Best Govenor of La money could buy. He's about 75, be fun!

Posted by: Stan in Sugar Land at March 07, 2011 04:23 PM (Vo9JV)

335

#326

That is why I am questioning his instincts in the past as well.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:23 PM (VoSja)

336 318 Herman? Hum when was the last time a guy named Herman did anything? I mean with herman as his first name, so don't throw George Herman Ruth at me

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 08:20 PM (0GFWk)

Uh hello?  I had a TV Show!

Posted by: Herman Munster at March 07, 2011 04:23 PM (oVQFe)

337 >>people have explained in great detail why she left the governor's post. you and hollowpoint don't seem to care why she left, even though it was the doing of the left wing douchebags. which makes me think that you tacitly approve of what they did to her.

No.  No.  People have made excuses for her stepping down as governor.  Excuses that are not only disbelieved or found to be inadequate by a significant portion of GOP voters, but are also disbelieved and/or found to be inadequate by a significant portion of all general election voters.  This is precisely one of the problems we have in getting through to you folks -- you think the "she did it because the lawsuits and to protect her kids" line is going to fly in the general election. 

And I'm here telling you that it won't.  Not JUST because a number of people are honestly skeptical about it -- you might not like this, you might want to howl about it, but the fact is that many people think she stepped down because she wanted to cash in (and she has, making a ton of money on the book, the Fox TV deal, the reality TV shows, etc.), and because she wanted to be a mover and shaker on the national scene in a way that being tied to the gubernatorial mansion in Juneau would have held her back from.  But ALSO because, even if you accept her explanation completely, it doesn't simply make the issue disappear: at the end of the day we're talking about a woman with 2 years' worth of experience running a remote state with one-half the population of a major city as her primary qualification to be leader of the free world.   

Do you disagree?  Fine, then let's argue about that.  Finally, let's actually have a discussion about that, as opposed to just saying "DOOD SHE DID IT BECAUSE OF THE LAWSUITS DON'T YOU KNOW THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN EXPLAINED SHUT UP NOW!" 

This is what I mean when I say that Palin fans are unwilling to actually have a debate on the grounds that the national discussion, should she run and/or win, will actually take place on.  No matter how many times you try to shame Palin-doubters by calling it the "quitter meme" or accusing them of "rehashing left-wing talking points," they're not just talking points and they're of concern to a ton of people who are perfectly conservative. (And ton more who aren't, but whose we'll need to win in 2012.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 04:23 PM (NjYDy)

338 318 Herman? Hum when was the last time a guy named Herman did anything? I mean with herman as his first name, so don't throw George Herman Ruth at me

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 08:20 PM (0GFWk)

What about me, heh heh?

I got arrested for beating off in a book store, does that count?

Posted by: Pee Wee at March 07, 2011 04:23 PM (JpFM9)

339 aaaaaannnnnd, as usual I show up late to a thread.  (Working hard to save the Republic, bitches.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 04:23 PM (UOM48)

340

Herman Cain is on, time to see if he is everything people are claiming

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 08:19 PM (DKV43)

He gives good speech.

Posted by: Portnoy at March 07, 2011 04:23 PM (azgo2)

341 IS anybody else getting this funny feeling that Cain could be our nominee??

I've got a funny feeling, but that's only because I just did a Google image search on Jenna Lee.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 04:23 PM (aKs7L)

342 Cain giving a replay of CPAC speech and thats OK because common sense never gets old. And you know what you got here.

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 04:24 PM (3OCZw)

343

This may sound racist but would Cain seem like such a great candidate if he were white?

You'd have to be blind to support a white Cain.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at March 07, 2011 04:24 PM (QKKT0)

344 Newt = Mute.

Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2011 04:24 PM (VuLos)

345 I'd keep the ethanol boondoggle in exchange for opening up oil production. Interesting, but that would be a difficult deal to deliver, if for no other reason than the endless ecotard and EPA lawsuits that would delay fresh drilling in new places. Nevertheless, if our side could deliver some kind of spending cut that would more than offset the cost of ethanol subsidies, that would be worth a look, at least.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 04:25 PM (AZGON)

346 I'm only about half way through. Yes it's everything I thought it would be.

I would like to take this opportunity to unite the blog in a bit of laughter.

And this is seriously funny.
Then again, I'm a petty, petty, petty gal.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 07, 2011 04:26 PM (nyfeD)

347 >>Cain has a nice resume. Does anyone know why he lost a Georgia Senate primary in 2004 so badly? Does he not have good political instincts?

Actually, that's sort of the wrong way to look at it.  Given that he was running against the heavy establishment favorite Isakson, he did rather well in the primary, given that he started out with absolutely zero profile in the state (this was before his radio show), and was running in a pre-Barack Obama world where -- let's just be honest here -- the idea of a black conservative running in the heart of the Confederacy was unorthodox to say the least.

I have no doubt in my mind that, were a vacancy to suddenly open up in the Senate now, he would be extremely competitive in Georgia (and probably win).

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 04:26 PM (NjYDy)

348 346 Newt = Mute.

Yep.  He's divorced too many decent women.  Now he's married to a Barbie/Stepford wife. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 04:26 PM (UOM48)

349

Somehow the other millionares managed to feed their families while still attending events like CPAC and this forum in Iowa.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 08:20 PM (SY2Kh)

Aaaaand QED.

Palin, who is unqualified for the nomination, and who, upon winning the nomination, would throw the election to Obama while destroying the Republican Party from within, is really despicable for not attending an Iowa event in pursuit of the nomination.  Do I have that right?

There's an old Borscht Belt joke.  Two little old ladies at lunch in a restaurant.

LOL #1: "The food here tastes so awful!  I can hardly choke it down!  It's like POISON!"

LOL #2: "Oh, I agree!"

LOL #1: "And the worst thing is, they give you such small portions!"

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:26 PM (Di3Im)

350 Jeff B...we get it.  You don't like Palin and you don't like her supporters.  We get it....we really, really do.

Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2011 04:26 PM (VuLos)

351

Yeah honestly if Hollowpoint hadn't gone off on his little asshole rant there would likely be very little mention of Palin. 

Even when the Palinbots don't mention her specifically, they latch on to a thread about any other potential candidate who isn't Palin.  It's not difficult to see the motivation behind it.

All of the potential candidates have weaknesses, and there's no reason not to discuss those weaknesses.  With the Palin-worshippers, however, such discussion consists of little more than "no he sucks", "he's a squish", etc.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 04:27 PM (SY2Kh)

352 Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:23 PM (NjYDy)


jeff, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:27 PM (eCAn3)

353

Cons: Cain strikes me as a decent speaker at best. He is a bit of a rambler and storyteller, but that makes sense if you spend hours on the radio.

Talking so much about a grandchild (he is 65) makes him sound a little old. Obama would probably make him look old as well.

I wonder if he has a lot of radio clips that could be used against him.

I question his political instincts

 

Pros: Great resume. Turning around a business is a nice narrative to have.

 I trust that he is a conservative.

Not a poor speaker by any means. Probably would be considerably better in a debate on townhall setting.

 

 

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:27 PM (VoSja)

354 349 >>Cain has a nice resume. Does anyone know why he lost a Georgia Senate primary in 2004 so badly? Does he not have good political instincts?


I'd guess he wasn't black/liberal enough. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 04:27 PM (UOM48)

355

You'd have to be blind to support a white Cain.

Here's the Kane we should support.

Peace through power!

/Seriously, that actor looks bad-ass, but he's a hell of a nice guy.  I think I can pull off the bald look.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2011 04:27 PM (UtEM9)

356

Hey, how come I wasn't invited??????????????????

I've won every straw/interenet poll since 2004!!!!!!!

Posted by: Luap Nor at March 07, 2011 04:27 PM (DffuX)

357 When the smoke of the circular firing squad clears, T'Paw will be the consensus candidate.

God help us.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 07, 2011 04:28 PM (GTbGH)

358 Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:23 PM (NjYDy)

Jesus....just type 'Wharrrgaarrrble...Palin....ButtHURT...Palin..'

Save you a lot of typing.....

Posted by: Portnoy at March 07, 2011 04:28 PM (azgo2)

359 Gingrinch  ..... sammich time

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 04:28 PM (3OCZw)

360 OK I hate to jump to conclusions but Newt sucks

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:28 PM (0GFWk)

361

Even when the Palinbots don't mention her specifically, they latch on to a thread about any other potential candidate who isn't Palin.

Indefensible.  Horrible.  BTW, did you know there's just one candidate who can possibly defeat Obama in 2012?

Posted by: Dan The Mittens Man at March 07, 2011 04:28 PM (QKKT0)

362

Is talking about grandchildren an acknowledgment of how old the audience is?

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:29 PM (VoSja)

363 Newtie mentions "Calista" in every damn interview he gives.  Like Dick Morris after his toe sucking days (Eileen the co writer), he feels if he mentions his wife every 20 seconds, people will think he is a family man.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:29 PM (A0VTZ)

364 Save you a lot of typing.....

Posted by: Portnoy at March 07, 2011 08:28 PM (azgo2)


I've started limiting my responses to "you ignorant slut" saves me so much time, I even have time to do my nails now!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:29 PM (eCAn3)

365 335 Just got back from our Tea Party committee meeting.  Literally Every.Single.Person there was all Herman Cain.  As a black lady said, "I love him because I've heard him in person and have studied him and love him.  The bonus is all the black folk in the hood would go up in flames."  (I  love this woman and want to adopt her as my new mom.)


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 08:22 PM (UOM4


I'm repeating this because I can.  Bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 04:29 PM (UOM48)

366 You know you moronettes want every inch of me. Just admit it.

Posted by: The Big Black Momba at March 07, 2011 04:29 PM (EL+OC)

367 And this is seriously funny. Then again, I'm a petty, petty, petty gal.

That warmed my cold black shriveled heart.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 04:29 PM (aKs7L)

368

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 08:03 PM (Di3Im)

If she was there the complaint would be "SEE! THIS IS PROOF SHE CAN ONLY APPEAL TO HER BASE OF SOCON FUNDIES!!!111!!!"

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 04:29 PM (IoUF1)

369 Palin?

You mean Palin Steele?

Never heard of him

Posted by: Charles Gibson at March 07, 2011 04:30 PM (JpFM9)

370 Put your freaken finger down Newt

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:30 PM (0GFWk)

371 Can Newt give a speech without coming across as a slightly arrogant history professor?

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:30 PM (VoSja)

372

I really like Gingrich. He has an amazing grasp of history and I love that. However I feel like there was a time and a place for Newt and it has passed.

He should run for Senate or Governor.

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 04:30 PM (DKV43)

373 329 This may sound racist but would Cain seem like such a great candidate if he were white? I like what he says but what makes him so much better than some out there - I am asking a serious question.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 08:21 PM (FeVdd)

If you REALLY listen, you might just forget he's black for a little while.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 07, 2011 04:30 PM (FIDMq)

374 Alright, in the interests of taking my own moron advice, I'm done talking about Sarah Palin.  I'm kind of responsible myself for fanning the flames in this thread, as others have pointed out.  Now, let's focus on the candidates at this forum.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 04:30 PM (NjYDy)

375

I'm repeating this because I can.  Bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 08:29 PM (UOM4


hell yeah, ask her if she'd be interested in an older moderately successful white boy from the sticks while you're at it

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:30 PM (eCAn3)

376 Newt is giving a good speech but that is all that is.... a good speech.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 04:30 PM (c5RQr)

377 Yep.  He's divorced too many decent women.  Now he's married to a Barbie/Stepford wife. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 08:26 PM (UOM4

On the other hand, his first wife recovered from her cancer.  So maybe his leaving her saved her life...

It's been nearly twenty years.  On past form, he's due for a trade-in.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:30 PM (Di3Im)

378

You people are telling me Cain is able?

**hehehehehehe**

Posted by: Luap Nor at March 07, 2011 04:31 PM (DffuX)

379 And this is seriously funny. Then again, I'm a petty, petty, petty gal. Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 07, 2011 08:26 PM AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 04:31 PM (AZGON)

380

haha paper. You and I are on the opposite end. I love the history portion, you hate it.

funny.

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 04:31 PM (DKV43)

381

.  Excuses that are not only disbelieved or found to be inadequate by a significant portion of GOP voters, but are also disbelieved and/or found to be inadequate by a significant portion of all general election voters.  This is precisely one of the problems we have in getting through to you folks -- you think the "she did it because the lawsuits and to protect her kids" line is going to fly in the general election. 

I'm sorry but since when are we here supposed to parrot and talk about the bullshit that the average person believes as true.  See shitbrained assholes like you always talk about it, but you always talk about it like its the truth rather than the issue that its perceived by to the public.  And when you get it pointed out you have your little hissy fit.  I don't think any of her supporters believe its not an issue they just know the reality vs. the perception and talk about the reality.  we don't need to hear you repeat the bullshit your mom and gf told you they heard on the news about it. 

"wah wah I'm the victim.  why are all those stupid dipshit Palin fans so mean to me?  god they're such worthless shits.  why can't we have an honest debate with those braindead fans of that dumb bitch"

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 04:31 PM (oVQFe)

382 Somehow...I just can't get all excited over a "forum" 10 months before the caucus when 1/2 of the liekely candidates aren't there. Where are they holding it....a coffee shop in Des Monise? Posted by: Zach Greinke's Bobblehead at March 07, 2011 08:30 PM (OWjjx) Baseball seasons has not started yet, Football is well going on strike maybe, March madness doesn't start till next week, and Hockey? well who cares

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:31 PM (0GFWk)

383 When the smoke of the circular firing squad clears, T'Paw will be the consensus candidate.

I am slowly coming around to this very position.

But someone has to give him a real spine.  And we have to keep the surgery a secret.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 04:31 PM (7utQ2)

384

Polish slogans, Albert Camus.....sigh, we get it Newt, you are well-read and intelligent.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:32 PM (VoSja)

385 It's been nearly twenty years.  On past form, he's due for a trade-in.

You lose half the value when you do that.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at March 07, 2011 04:32 PM (b8JnP)

386
Newt's Legacy: Henry Hyde and a band of Republican plunderers.

Other than that, he's great.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 04:32 PM (g73jP)

387 they're not just talking points and they're of concern to a ton of people who are perfectly conservative. (And ton more who aren't, but whose we'll need to win in 2012.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:23 PM (NjYDy)

Are you still at it? Ok, we get it that Palin doesn't have you're primary vote or that of your mother and sister and girlfriend or whatever.

If she decides to run she will either convince enough people to vote for her or not. Your emotional investment in this is pretty entertaining though so please continue.

Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2011 04:32 PM (MtwBb)

388 374 Can Newt give a speech without coming across as a slightly arrogant history professor?

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 08:30 PM (VoSja)

No, he can't take a shit without giving the toilet a lecture.

Posted by: Kemp at March 07, 2011 04:32 PM (JpFM9)

389 To think more than one woman would marry a man named 'Newt'.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2011 04:33 PM (fy/9q)

390

Polish slogans, Albert Camus.....sigh, we get it Newt, you are well-read and intelligent.

Camus can do, but Satre is smart-ra

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 04:33 PM (DKV43)

391

#383

Not at all. I like it. Most voters, however, will not and will zone out when he talks about French existential literature or Polish nation-building.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:33 PM (VoSja)

392 People really need to stop picking on Sarah Jessica Parker's horsey looks. Poor thing was almost shot by the school nurse when she sprained an ankle in elementary school...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 04:33 PM (tJjm/)

393 But someone has to give him a real spine.  And we have to keep the surgery a secret.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 08:31 PM (7utQ2)

I know a thing or two about that.

Posted by: Six Million Dollar Man at March 07, 2011 04:33 PM (FIDMq)

394 Now, let's focus on the candidates at this forum.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:30 PM (NjYDy)

Do you think Sarah should ditch the glasses for contact lenses?

Posted by: Viva Las Palin at March 07, 2011 04:33 PM (QKKT0)

395 359 When the smoke of the circular firing squad clears, T'Paw will be the consensus candidate.

God help us.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 07, 2011 08:28 PM (GTbGH)

heh. not if she gets in.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 04:33 PM (c5RQr)

396 Newt's legacy 2.0: The Couch.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:34 PM (eCAn3)

397 The U.S. Treasury is depleting its cash at an accelerating pace, drawing down its cash balance by $81.6 billion in the just the first four days of March, leaving the federal government with only $108.9 billion on hand, according to the Daily Treasury Statement released Monday afternoon. I'm aching for the hot breath of Helicopter Ben.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve Printing Press at March 07, 2011 04:34 PM (AZGON)

398 And this is seriously funny. Then again, I'm a petty, petty, petty gal.

Posted by: laceyunderalls

Really?  It makes me want to ....cry!

Posted by: Chris Bosh at March 07, 2011 04:34 PM (sJTmU)

399 Can't we at least unite in our common contempt for Huckabee?

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 04:34 PM (MMC8r)

400 #395

LOL!  Thread Winner!

Posted by: Kemp at March 07, 2011 04:34 PM (JpFM9)

401 Can Newt give a speech without coming across as a slightly arrogant history professor?

He can't eat a Big Mac without doing that.

And similar to 1996 and Phil Gramm, someone needs to tell him that it is never going to happen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 04:34 PM (7utQ2)

402

#393

Now I disagree. The Plague and The Fall are two of my favorite books. Nothing Sartre wrote sticks with me; Nausea was decent.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:34 PM (VoSja)

403 392 To think more than one woman would marry a man named 'Newt'.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2011 08:33 PM (fy/9q)


apparently one of them got better

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:34 PM (eCAn3)

404 Scooby-doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

Posted by: Homer J impresses the ladyfolk at March 07, 2011 04:34 PM (aKs7L)

405
You'll rue the day Pawlenty was nominated.

He's gonna turn on us faster than John McCain at a cocktail party with the press.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 04:35 PM (UQjUb)

406

#383

Not at all. I like it. Most voters, however, will not and will zone out when he talks about French existential literature or Polish nation-building.

I agree, but I enjoy it a lot and that's all that matters, as he isn't a serious candidate for the office. I think he is doing this to remain relavent for speaking tours. As I said above, he should run for a lower offiice, like Senate, or just go back to being a history professor.

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 04:35 PM (DKV43)

407 403 Can't we at least unite in our common contempt for Huckabee?

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 08:34 PM (MMC8r)


YES!!

Posted by: Kemp at March 07, 2011 04:35 PM (JpFM9)

408

Scooby-doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

I love this blog.

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 04:35 PM (DKV43)

409 Posted by: 123456 at March 07, 2011 08:33 PM (UOKBE)

What, no pearl necklace?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 04:35 PM (aKs7L)

410 403 Can't we at least unite in our common contempt for Huckabee?

Sounds good to me. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2011 04:35 PM (UtEM9)

411

Talking so much about a grandchild (he is 65) makes him sound a little old. Obama would probably make him look old as well.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 08:27 PM (VoSja)

That would make Cain about the same age as Newt (67).  And this coming weekend, Mitt turns 64.

All we get to choose from are the same old bunch of old white guys.  (Oh, wait...)

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:35 PM (Di3Im)

412 To think more than one woman would marry a man named 'Newt'.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2011 08:33 PM (fy/9q)

Garrett, I will go out on a limb and posit that you are not a Southerner, because I can give a roll call of many, many more objectionable names than Newt.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 04:36 PM (7utQ2)

413 People really need to stop picking on Sarah Jessica Parker's horsey looks. Poor thing was almost shot by the school nurse when she sprained an ankle in elementary school... The nurse said, "Oh my dear, you're such a big one! Nearly ten hands high."

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 04:36 PM (AZGON)

414 I can't vote for Newt. He wrote a 3-volume alternative treatment of the Civil War only to give it to the Yankees again.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 07, 2011 04:36 PM (gJNMj)

415 FUCK HUCK 2012!

Nice bumper sticker

Posted by: Kemp at March 07, 2011 04:36 PM (JpFM9)

416 When I look at Pawlenty, I see a manlier version of Jindal swishing up to the podium after Barky's SOTU.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 04:37 PM (UOM48)

417 I don't know why, but Cain looked older to me as well. It was something about how he spoke, particularly about his grandchild. That portion of his speech was almost wistful.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:37 PM (VoSja)

418

#393

Now I disagree. The Plague and The Fall are two of my favorite books. Nothing Sartre wrote sticks with me; Nausea was decent.

Satre was an overrated douche. I was quoting a Simpsons episode.

 

But seriously, i hated everything Satre ever wrote with one exception, No Exit.

His concept of Hell was not to dissimilar from mine.

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 04:37 PM (DKV43)

419 Scooby-doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

Posted by: Homer J impresses the ladyfolk at March 07, 2011 08:34 PM (aKs7L)

So smart, in fact, that once he tasted Scooby's doo-doo, he knew enough not to step in it!

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:37 PM (Di3Im)

420 416

Talking so much about a grandchild (he is 65) makes him sound a little old. Obama would probably make him look old as well.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 08:27 PM (VoSja)

That would make Cain about the same age as Newt (67).  And this coming weekend, Mitt turns 64.

All we get to choose from are the same old bunch of old white guys.  (Oh, wait...)

Buddy's in his 60s or 70s, has had major heart surgery, and is a diabetic, so he fits in with Newt and Mitt at the least.

Hell, I pass a billboard for a local hospital declaring that Buddy's got "the heart of a leader" every morning on my way to work.  I'm wondering whom it was transplanted from, myself.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at March 07, 2011 04:37 PM (b8JnP)

421 Can't we at least unite in our common contempt for Huckabee?

Sounds good to me.

This is a movement I can get behind.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 04:37 PM (7utQ2)

422 This forum....you know who this helps?

Posted by: Hu Nitwit at March 07, 2011 04:37 PM (DffuX)

423 421 - Jane that was a most uncomfortable presentation Jindal gave - it was painful to watch.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 04:37 PM (FeVdd)

424

But seriously, i hated everything Satre ever wrote with one exception, No Exit.

His concept of Hell was not to dissimilar from mine.

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 08:37 PM (DKV43)

A Palin thread on AoSHQ?

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:38 PM (Di3Im)

425 Buddy Roemer: America won't vote for a guy named "Buddy". What next --- President Skippy?

We've already got a President Bambi, whose middle name we're not allowed to say.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 04:38 PM (b8JnP)

426 Can't we at least unite in our common contempt for Huckabee?

Surely this can bring us all together.  He's had a totally clownshoes week, which is good -- lowers the chance of him entering the race.  Which is great, because I like him a lot when he's a guest on Red Eye, and he should stay there. 

You have no idea how many women he unwittingly pissed off by going after Natalie Portman, by the way.  I mean white-hot "who the fuck do you think you are" kind of anger.   Huck's greatest strength used to be his appeal to females...so much for that!

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 04:38 PM (NjYDy)

427 352 Jeff B...we get it.  You don't like Palin and you don't like her supporters.  We get it....we really, really do.

Posted by: Tami

 

He hates me.  He really, really hates me. I am so touched.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at March 07, 2011 04:38 PM (sJTmU)

428 Poor girl was the only kid in grade school whose lunchbox strapped to her head.

Posted by: Cicero at March 07, 2011 04:38 PM (QKKT0)

429 I feel a disturbance in the moron nation.

These guys all suck, could we elect an Ewok?

Posted by: Kemp at March 07, 2011 04:38 PM (JpFM9)

430

 I can't vote for Newt. He wrote a 3-volume alternative treatment of the Civil War only to give it to the Yankees again.

Was there a book within a book called The Boll Weavel Stands Softly?

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 04:38 PM (DKV43)

431 395 People really need to stop picking on Sarah Jessica Parker's horsey looks.

Poor thing was almost shot by the school nurse when she sprained an ankle in elementary school...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 08:33 PM (tJjm/)

Agreed.  we should be talking about how she looks like a Moose.

Posted by: The Tale of Scrotey McBooger Balls at March 07, 2011 04:39 PM (oVQFe)

432 429 421 - Jane that was a most uncomfortable presentation Jindal gave - it was painful to watch.

Jindal was convinced by somebody to go slow and enunciate as opposed to his normal rapid-fire speech.  It just made him come off like a kindergarten teacher instead of a bona fide Rhodes Scholar like he is.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 04:39 PM (b8JnP)

433 Buddy Roemer: America won't vote for a guy named "Buddy". What next --- President Skippy? We've already got a President Bambi, whose middle name we're not allowed to say. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 08:38 PM (b8JnP) Buddy hacket might have made a good President. Well better than Obama at least

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:39 PM (0GFWk)

434 Among Newt's other past foibles....the thing with him sitting next to that bitch Pelosi on the park bench blathering on about Climate Change....
Unforgivable........

Posted by: Portnoy at March 07, 2011 04:39 PM (azgo2)

435 I'm a bit of a casual NASCAR fan.  Did anyone catch the BIG DEAL about the new Shell 15% ethanol fuel they're using now??  They had a delegation of about 100 of the blood sucking subsidy ticks at the Las Vegas race on Sunday.   I'm just like...WTF?!?!?   What's next???  Chevy Volt 500  sorry...40???
Posted by: Portnoy at March 07, 2011 08:21 PM (azgo2)

I bet they never even mentioned the compression they run in those motors or the fact that they get rebuilt after every race. Which isn't really an option for the rest of us.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 04:39 PM (IoUF1)

436

Buddy Roemer....

Catch the fevah!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:39 PM (A0VTZ)

437

Open with the grandchildren...

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:39 PM (VoSja)

438 OT: Vote for Scott Walker

http://tinyurl.com/4pkzlj9

Posted by: one who suggests names for rock bands at March 07, 2011 04:39 PM (TN2MB)

439 Shit this guy has white also. Nice accent

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:39 PM (0GFWk)

440 The mediaite link in the sidebar is broken - has a quotation mark at the end.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 04:39 PM (aKs7L)

441 The nurse said, "Oh my dear, you're such a big one! Nearly ten hands high."

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 08:36 PM (AZGON)

But Matthew Broderick just has to paint his cock orange....

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:40 PM (Di3Im)

442 He's....well, he's white. Really white.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:40 PM (A0VTZ)

443 Buddy hacket might have made a good President. Well better than Obama at least

Unfortunately, since he's dead, the closest he'll get is voting Dem several times each election.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 04:40 PM (b8JnP)

444 Buddy needs a box or something to stand on.

Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2011 04:40 PM (VuLos)

445

you are not a Southerner

Oh, Hell No - I steer clear of all things south of the Mason-Dixon and east of Ol'Miss. 

Bugs Bunny taught me all I need to know about the south.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2011 04:40 PM (fy/9q)

446 Agreed.  we should be talking about how she looks like a Moose.

I'm going with the Family Guy line:  "Her face looks like a foot."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 04:40 PM (7utQ2)

447 DRAFT ABE VIGODA!

Posted by: Cicero at March 07, 2011 04:40 PM (QKKT0)

448 440 Among Newt's other past foibles....the thing with him sitting next to that bitch Pelosi on the park bench blathering on about Climate Change....
Unforgivable........ 

Please engrave this on a park bench in DC.  And have a dispenser for sani-wipes.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 04:41 PM (UOM48)

449 Yeah like I really want a crook from Louisiana. That would be like electing someone from Chicago...oh yeah. Never mind

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:41 PM (0GFWk)

450 Buddy leads with the divorce and admitting he was once a Democrat. Nice.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:41 PM (VoSja)

451 Poor girl was the only kid in grade school whose lunchbox strapped to her head. Plus, in math class she had to tap out the answers with her hoof.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 04:41 PM (AZGON)

452 What channel is this on?

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 04:41 PM (FeVdd)

453 >>Among Newt's other past foibles....the thing with him sitting next to that bitch Pelosi on the park bench blathering on about Climate Change....
Unforgivable........

Seriously now.  I mean, doesn't the ad he did with him sitting on the couch with NANCY PELOSI talking about FUCKING CLIMATE CHANGE basically end his campaign before it even begins?   Doesn't he have a single advisor who's willing to point this obvious shit out to him?  It's not exactly heavy "oppo research" or anything...I remember it like it was yesterday, for fuck's sake.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 04:41 PM (NjYDy)

454

He's....well, he's white. Really white.

I don't see colors.

Posted by: Governor David Patterson at March 07, 2011 04:41 PM (fy/9q)

455

The mediaite link in the sidebar is broken - has a quotation mark at the end.

fixed, thanks!

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 04:41 PM (DKV43)

456 Buddy needs a better background to stand on.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:42 PM (VoSja)

457 Buddy hacket might have made a good President. Well better than Obama at least

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 08:39 PM (0GFWk)

Buddy Hackett used to tell a story: "I was in a Broadway play and one of the reviewers said I 'looked like a baked potato singing and dancing on the stage.'  Now every time I go to New York, people follow me around on the street with sour cream and chives!"

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:42 PM (Di3Im)

458
Buddy Roemer.

Is this guy *our* Mike Gravel?

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at March 07, 2011 04:42 PM (UQjUb)

459 Buddy Bell?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:42 PM (A0VTZ)

460 What channel is this on? Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 08:41 PM (FeVdd) C-Span

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:42 PM (0GFWk)

461

It is on CSPAN.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:42 PM (VoSja)

462 NEXT !

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 04:42 PM (3OCZw)

463

What channel is this on?

ESPN 2. It was  either that or womens basketball.

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 04:42 PM (DKV43)

464 >>Buddy Bell?

To be fair, Buddy Roemer would probably have done a better job managing the Royals.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 04:43 PM (NjYDy)

465 455 Yeah like I really want a crook from Louisiana. That would be like electing someone from Chicago...oh yeah. Never mind

He's not a crook from Louisiana, he's a Napoleon-wannabe from Louisiana.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 04:43 PM (b8JnP)

466 None of these guys can take me. My short game is getting better all the time.

Posted by: Lord Barry of Golfington at March 07, 2011 04:43 PM (DffuX)

467

Bugs Bunny taught me all I need to know about the south.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2011 08:40 PM (fy/9q)

It was Foghorn Leghorn for me.

Posted by: stuiec at March 07, 2011 04:43 PM (Di3Im)

468 Hollowpoint and Jeff B.- get a room, and leave us out of it!

Posted by: Museisluse at March 07, 2011 04:43 PM (xrmna)

469 Buddy Ryan.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 07, 2011 04:43 PM (gJNMj)

470 What channel is this on? Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 08:41 PM (FeVdd) C-Span Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 08:42 PM (0GFWk) actually if I said MSNBC, would yo believe me?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:43 PM (0GFWk)

471 And the Rockies Jeff B.  I'd prefer Buddy's dad, Gus.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:44 PM (A0VTZ)

472 My Buddy

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2011 04:44 PM (fy/9q)

473 ESPN 2. It was  either that or womens basketball. 

I'd rather watch a cat lick its butt. 

*dodges bitch slaps*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 04:44 PM (UOM48)

474 Newt was tapping his high-school geometry teacher? I'm not sure if I have more or less respect for him now.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 04:44 PM (aKs7L)

475 Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:41 PM (NjYDy)

Wow, you are just at full throttle all the time ain't ya???

Posted by: Portnoy at March 07, 2011 04:44 PM (azgo2)

476

I don't see colors.

Posted by: Governor David Patterson at March 07, 2011 08:41 PM (fy/9q)


I know, that whole state police scandal last year blindsided ya.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:44 PM (eCAn3)

477 476 Buddy Ryan.

OK, now THAT I would vote for.

I'd love to have a President who sent our guys headhunting and threatened to send home Taliban insurgents in body bags.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 04:44 PM (b8JnP)

478 The only think so far I like about Buddy is how he says "China".

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:44 PM (VoSja)

479

Bud Fox?

Winning.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:45 PM (A0VTZ)

480 I'd rather watch a cat lick its butt. *dodges bitch slaps* Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 08:44 PM (UOM4 We have 3 cats. Come on over any time

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:45 PM (0GFWk)

481 It is on CSPAN. Now featuring the new public affairs talk show, "Two and a Half Madmen," featuring Charlie Sheen, Alex Jones, and Barney Frank.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 04:45 PM (AZGON)

482 Someone bump Buddy. He's stuck.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 07, 2011 04:45 PM (S59+B)

483 481 Newt was tapping his high-school geometry teacher? I'm not sure if I have more or less respect for him now.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 08:44 PM (aKs7L)


it was the whole "angle of the dangle" thing that got him in trouble.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at March 07, 2011 04:45 PM (eCAn3)

484 307 My only reservation about Palin is, after THAT many kids, it must be like a blown out truck tire.

(I denounce myself)

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2011 08:18 PM (tJjm/

Ever seen Meteor Crater in Arizona?

Posted by: Michelle Duggar at March 07, 2011 04:46 PM (FIDMq)

485 489 Someone bump Buddy. He's stuck.

Just snap the rubber band around his wrist and he'll be fine.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 04:46 PM (b8JnP)

486

#488

Which one is the half? Sounds to me like it should be at least "Four and a Half Madmen"

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:46 PM (VoSja)

487 Shit Col West would blow all these guys away and so would Chris Christie

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:46 PM (0GFWk)

488 477 - I would believe you but since before the prez election that channel I blocked that channel from every tv in my house. I found it on fancast listings on CSPAN.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 04:47 PM (FeVdd)

489

My only reservation about Palin is, after THAT many kids, it must be like a blown out truck tire.

I lost a couple of my best gumshoes in there.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at March 07, 2011 04:47 PM (QKKT0)

490

Bud Fox?

Winning.


Blue horseshoe loves coke and whores.

Posted by: Secret telephone message at March 07, 2011 04:47 PM (aKs7L)

491

Buddy's in his 60s or 70s, has had major heart surgery, and is a diabetic, so he fits in with Newt and Mitt at the least.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at March 07, 2011 08:37 PM (b8JnP)

Diabetic, you say? Tell him to watch out for those goddamn Indian doctors. They'll cut your feet off for no good reason and make curry out of them. And then they'll get together with those fucking Jews and steal your tonsils. And they'll charge you money for all of this. No lie.

Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria aka Painful Stool aka Dum Dum at March 07, 2011 04:47 PM (IoUF1)

492 Somebody give em some prune juice

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 04:47 PM (3OCZw)

493 What are the chances that any of these clowns will forego the obligatory, no-so-subtle, "see, I am just like Reagan" crap?

Posted by: Damiano at March 07, 2011 04:47 PM (3nrx7)

494

Buddy says that he will take no more than $100 from any one person and no money from any other sources.

Funny.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:47 PM (VoSja)

495

I would also like to say how I think its funny that if you mock Cain's Pizzeria enough about being palin steele he just disappears from the thread.

Anyone else think that he actually believes we don't know its him?

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 04:47 PM (oVQFe)

496

Shep: "Buddy, as you watch the forum, what do you think of these fellows execution?"

Buddy Ryan: "I'm in favor of it."

 

Posted by: Buddy Ryan at March 07, 2011 04:48 PM (DffuX)

497

Breaking News:

'This election is not about how intelligent Buddy Roemer is" - Buddy Roemer

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:48 PM (VoSja)

498

The only think so far I like about Buddy is how he says "China".

I'm still getting used to the accents here. My kids still don't understand half of what locals say to them. Getting soccer shoes, a women asked my son if he was ready to "play ball", with "ball" being at least 3 syllables and 2 octaves. I think he was actually frightened by it.

Posted by: Mama AJ, in Buddy's home town at March 07, 2011 04:48 PM (XdlcF)

499 Gee midget basketball is gonna start looking good if he deosn't get off the stage soon

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:48 PM (0GFWk)

500 Sounds like our federal gubmint could hit its debt limit in as little as 4 days. Woot! Let the GOP cave-in begin!

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 04:49 PM (AZGON)

501 At the rate he's going, Buddy will be lucky to raise $100.

Posted by: Damiano at March 07, 2011 04:49 PM (3nrx7)

502 Actually he looks like a Hobbit

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:49 PM (0GFWk)

503
Remember TOM from The Jeffersons?

He's dead, now. But he was in WALL STREET, too.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 07, 2011 04:50 PM (g73jP)

504 Buddy Roemer.

Is this guy *our* Mike Gravel?

yeah, pretty much

Posted by: chemjeff at March 07, 2011 04:50 PM (GaLxs)

505 Buddy just said he would end ethanol subsidies.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:50 PM (VoSja)

506 509 At the rate he's going, Buddy will be lucky to raise $100.

Hey, he'll raise at least $300... he can contribute to his own campaign plus each of his kids can do the same.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 04:50 PM (b8JnP)

507 This guy is still talking. At least he is against ethanol.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:50 PM (A0VTZ)

508

Buddy just said he would end ethanol subsidies.

And at least 2 people clapped!

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2011 04:50 PM (XdlcF)

509 Actually he looks like a Hobbit Roemer/Samwise 2012!

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 04:51 PM (AZGON)

510 GET OFF THE STAGE!!! What is this guy? A preacher?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 04:51 PM (c5RQr)

511
HAL HOLBROOK was also in Wall Street. And he's still alive.

But his wife DIXIE CARTER who was in Designing Women died a year ago.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 07, 2011 04:51 PM (UQjUb)

512 465 Buddy Bell?

Posted by: Delta Smelt

 

Third Base!

Posted by: Bud Abbot at March 07, 2011 04:51 PM (sJTmU)

513

I didn't think there was anything to Buddy Roemer, and I still don't think there is anything to him. Hopefully he won't waste space in the primary.

With his emphasis on fundraising, he clearly wants to be a professional candidate for a while.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:52 PM (VoSja)

514 520 465 Buddy Bell? Posted by: Delta Smelt Third Base! Posted by: Bud Abbot at March 07, 2011 08:51 PM (sJTmU) OK now that there is funny

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:52 PM (0GFWk)

515 Not sure why Roemer is surfacing now. What woke him up? I appreciate someone wanting to come to the aid of their country (typed that a million times in typing class) but I am not sure he can really raise the troops.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 04:52 PM (FeVdd)

516 RIGHT! STOP THAT!

Nice political system you got here.  Be a shame if it was done over...

Posted by: The English Mafia at March 07, 2011 04:52 PM (uehxp)

517 Third Base! Posted by: Bud Abbot Piker.

Posted by: Buddy Love at March 07, 2011 04:52 PM (AZGON)

518 Nominate me and I'll return the One Ring to Mt. Doom.

Posted by: Buddy "Hobbit" Roemer at March 07, 2011 04:52 PM (QKKT0)

519 518 GET OFF THE STAGE!!! What is this guy? A preacher?

umm... yeah, looks that way

Posted by: chemjeff at March 07, 2011 04:52 PM (GaLxs)

520

This is not a 21st century style.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2011 04:53 PM (XdlcF)

521

If Keyes doesn't throw his strait jacket into the ring, I just may have found my guy.

Everyone else can argue about Palin and Christie.  As for me, I'm with Buddy.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:53 PM (A0VTZ)

522

Buddy is walking a fine line between a conservative populism and the politics of resentment.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 04:53 PM (VoSja)

523 Bob Dole says you fuckers better get down on your knees and pray for 18 months of 6-8 dollar gas!

Posted by: The Bob Dole at March 07, 2011 04:53 PM (qPTz0)

524 523 Not sure why Roemer is surfacing now. What woke him up? I appreciate someone wanting to come to the aid of their country (typed that a million times in typing class) but I am not sure he can really raise the troops.

He's apparently always wanted to run for President but was waiting for the right time.

Unfortunately, he couldn't figure out when "the 32nd of Nevember" came on the calendar, so he just decided to now after he's been politically dead for almost 20 years.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 04:53 PM (b8JnP)

525 Dammit.  I can't watch.  Husband is in the process of hooking up the new Comcast fucking boxes to two of our six TVs so we can get all the basic channels.  D'oh refuses to pay extra for the ones in his office, our boy's room, and the guest room. 

I hate Comcast, and their shitty internet service. 

*heads for wine in 'fridge*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 04:53 PM (UOM48)

526 Buddy: I am a broke, out of work finer politician. Please donate $100. If you don't want me for president, at least kick in for my bus fair home.

Posted by: Damiano at March 07, 2011 04:54 PM (3nrx7)

527 528

This is not a 21st century style.

He hasn't run a campaign since 1991 and, the last time he did it, he came in behind a crook and the former head of the state's KKK.  So, yeah, he's never been a great campaigner.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 04:54 PM (b8JnP)

528 Isn't there a time limit here? Ramble on

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:54 PM (0GFWk)

529 6 TV's???

Posted by: chemjeff at March 07, 2011 04:55 PM (GaLxs)

530 Oh, bring the youngsters in by quoting Robert Frost. Oy.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2011 04:55 PM (XdlcF)

531 Folks keep bringing up this "no apparent leader among candidates" thing (it's all over talk radio, too).

We've never had such an energized, organized bunch of political junkies before, either. (Facebook was not really involved much in 2008, Twitter wasn't working well in 2008 (Fail Whale daily), and all the major newspapers have laid off a sizeable chunk of their employees.) So this isn't like previous years.

Meanwhile the readership of blogs (Blogs Are Dead!) is strong, and the commenters are active, and the Tea Party has used the eb's various tools to accelerate the growth of a movement that was just beginning to feel its power in the summer of 2008. So this isn't like any time going back to FDR. (maybe even farther back)

So yeah, no shit there's no "frontrunner." Especially when a large faction of the  right-side punditry seems focused on the best Bob Dole since Mitt Romney, Governor Pawlenty!


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.
sorry. Dozed off there.

This will be a long, hot summer, and if Michael-the-Hutt Moore has anything to do with it, it will be filled with raucus protests, near-riots, and maybe riot-riots. So the economy is center-stage right now, not some future political contest. People are getting scared (especially if you operate a  business with a storefront in a major city), and things are going to get worse before getting better. At least we've seen that before.

A leader will come out of all this, and it will happen despite the efforts of dying media and beltway Cons to make it work the way it always worked before.


Posted by: K~Bob at March 07, 2011 04:55 PM (9b6FB)

532 Gabe's been on top longer than a House Pageboy.

Posted by: Barney Frank (D) at March 07, 2011 04:55 PM (fy/9q)

533 Cain/West in '12.  Bolton as Sec. State.  Jindal as WH party planner.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 04:55 PM (UOM48)

534 I wish this fucker would stop squeezing the ink out of me. I haven't felt a desktop in months.

Posted by: Bob Dole's pen at March 07, 2011 04:55 PM (AZGON)

535 Is it time for RON PAUL!!!11!11111!!!1!!  yet?

Posted by: Ron Paul! at March 07, 2011 04:56 PM (GaLxs)

536 >>Wow, you are just at full throttle all the time ain't ya???

Sure, why not.  I'm not running for office.  And beside, I'm agreeing with you. 

Really, it's just that my contempt for Newt is pretty boundless.  I really don't see any reason to like him whatsoever.  Not only did he totally blow it in the '90s by acting like an arrogant primadonna prick, he's a pure bag of shit on the personal level as well -- just ask his first two wives, or any of his former staffers. 

And based on personal experience, he vastly, vastly, overestimates his own intelligence, which leads him to the sort of idiocies embodied in his haphazard House management style and his gee-it-sounds-good-to-me embrace of AGW with Pelosi.  You people like to talk about how I think I'm hot shit or whatever...let me tell you, I got nuthin' on ol' Newt.  Quite possibly the most undeservedly arrogant politician I've ever known. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 04:56 PM (NjYDy)

537

fucking boxes to two of our six TVs

Keep an eye on that situation.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 07, 2011 04:56 PM (Z71Vg)

538 I could see Roemer and Huck with dueling bible verses. He def sounds like a tv preacher. But, I bet he is a great grandfather.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 04:56 PM (FeVdd)

539 Was that Mickey Rooney pulling some Andy Kaufman shit?

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 04:56 PM (bWEOW)

540 anyway of the first list HERMAN Caine , cuz my husband and FRIENDS like him.

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 04:56 PM (h+qn8)

541 227 By the way, I'm with Hollowpoint on this one. I spent an entire fucking year being polite and thoughtful and measured and pussyfooting around my criticism of Sarah Palin, only to have it met every single time with "GRAAAAAR MUST PURGE THE ENEMY SUPPORT SARAH AT ALL COSTS SHE DOES NO WRONG EVER." And that was *before* it devolved into actual personal attacks against me.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 08:01 PM (NjYDy)

Dude, as far as I can tell, you're at least the equal of that accusation.

The Palinoids are just as vociferous, just as single-minded, and got started just as early as the Palinistas did.

Both a y'all need to take some Ativan or something.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 07, 2011 04:57 PM (bxiXv)

542 And now... the only candidate endorsed by Optimus Prime...

Posted by: Damiano at March 07, 2011 04:57 PM (3nrx7)

543

That was just weird.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2011 04:57 PM (XdlcF)

544

Cain/West in '12.  Bolton as Sec. State.  Jindal as WH party planner

Well, that's one way of getting rid of the libs.  There would be mass head explosions all over the USA!

Posted by: jewells45 at March 07, 2011 04:58 PM (Z71Vg)

545 Roemer/Brimley 2012!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 04:58 PM (A0VTZ)

546 "The Palinoids are just as vociferous, just as single-minded, and got started just as early as the Palinistas did."

It's like a creation myth by L. Ron Hubbard or something.

WAR OF THE PALINOIDS

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 04:58 PM (bWEOW)

547 OT:  Hell of a basketball game in progress between VCU and Old Dominion for the CAA championship.  ESPN.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2011 04:58 PM (7utQ2)

548 Ha?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:58 PM (0GFWk)

549 T-PAW!  T-PAW!  T-.....zzzz...zzzzz....PAW!

Posted by: T-PAW's lone supporter at March 07, 2011 04:58 PM (GaLxs)

550

Dammit.  I can't watch

Er, can you click the link near the end of the post or go to C-PAN  dot org?

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2011 04:59 PM (XdlcF)

551 Nevergive up, West is amazing.

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 04:59 PM (h+qn8)

552

Not getting excited over tpaw yet eithe...zzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 04:59 PM (c5RQr)

553 Quoting Bill Moyers?  That's a paddlin'.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 07, 2011 04:59 PM (S59+B)

554 The only Bud that's going to carry us through the next 6 years is Bud Weiser.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 07, 2011 04:59 PM (gJNMj)

555 In a world gone mad ...

Posted by: Movie Trailer Guy at March 07, 2011 04:59 PM (aKs7L)

556 Gee if these are the jokes he is gonna come across with--NEXT

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 04:59 PM (0GFWk)

557 >>Dude, as far as I can tell, you're at least the equal of that accusation.

You might even be a little right.  Which is one of the reasons I've decided to just leave it alone and move on.  I can't well complain about others making it all about her if I'm the one jumping in and fanning the flames myself sometimes.  So, point taken. 

Now let's talk about what a jerkface Newt Gingrich is.  I mean, seriously: he might just be a bigger joke candidate than Buddy Roemer.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 05:00 PM (NjYDy)

558 C-SPAN. Not a cooking show, darn it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2011 05:00 PM (XdlcF)

559 Bill Moyers and LBJ. Can't stop laughing at the thought of these two praying...

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:00 PM (VoSja)

560 537 6 TV's??? 

My late mom left us an old (really old) TV that's in the guest room.  D'oh Boy's old room has her last TV, with video and DVD players built in.  We have a little TV in the kitchen I live by while posting here, a small bedroom TV, and a big, worn-out TV in the family room.  So now we have three TVs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:00 PM (UOM48)

561 561 Quoting Bill Moyers?  That's a paddlin'.

Paddlin' the school canoe?  Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 05:00 PM (b8JnP)

562 Did Santorum already speak?

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 05:00 PM (FeVdd)

563 Wow, Pawlenty cannot hang.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 05:00 PM (bWEOW)

564 This is the worst audience I've ever heard.  Are they awake?

Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2011 05:01 PM (VuLos)

565

#571

No.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:01 PM (VoSja)

566 Nah, Santorum's batting cleanup.

Yikes.  No pun intended.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 05:01 PM (bWEOW)

567

 T-PAW's lone supporter

Unless Christie gets into the mix, with the possible exception of Daniels, I'm probably that lone TPaw guy. 

Fun times!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 07, 2011 05:01 PM (A0VTZ)

568 This is the worst audience I've ever heard. Are they awake? Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2011 09:01 PM (VuLos) Have you heard the speeches?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 05:01 PM (0GFWk)

569 Hey! I have an idea! How about telling Iowa and New Hampshire to go fuck themselves. I don't want any of those assholes picking our candidate. Especially with Iowa's bumblefuck caucus process. I can't think of a stupider way to pick a candidate. If any of these fucking zeroes gets the nomination I am going to cockpunch Russ in Winterset.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 07, 2011 05:01 PM (TATbF)

570 575 Nah, Santorum's batting cleanup.

Know who wins by not showing up tonight?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 07, 2011 05:02 PM (b8JnP)

571 568 537 6 TV's???

And D'oh is giving up the TV in his office.

(And we're losing the "free" HBO we've had for a few years in our bedroom.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:02 PM (UOM48)

572 Wonder if Christie watching.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 05:02 PM (FeVdd)

573

Getting soccer shoes, a women asked my son if he was ready to "play ball", with "ball" being at least 3 syllables and 2 octaves. I think he was actually frightened by it.

Posted by: Mama AJ, in Buddy's home town at March 07, 2011 08:48 PM (XdlcF)

There was a hearing-imparied comedienne who had a routine that included the line (referring to after she got hearing aids for her condition) - "How the Hell did you get three syllables out of four letters?!?!"

I do marvel at how some people translate a fairly obvious small group of letters into a cosmic mystery.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 07, 2011 05:02 PM (bxiXv)

574 Maybe, just maybe, if we had anyone that could talk about what they did for half a ps long as what Reagan did, we'd get somewhere.

Posted by: Damiano at March 07, 2011 05:02 PM (3nrx7)

575

>>Unless Christie gets into the mix, with the possible exception of Daniels, I'm probably that lone TPaw guy. 

>>Fun times!

You're not alone!  It's called dispiriting pragmatism, my friend. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 05:02 PM (NjYDy)

576 I got nothing against Pawlenty, but I keep thinking about white bread

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 05:02 PM (0GFWk)

577 Has Cain spoken yet???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:03 PM (UOM48)

578 Oh, and George Orwell - that was some awesome shit with the Red October riff this morning. "More microbrew, Borodin?". Fuckin' hilarious.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 07, 2011 05:03 PM (+61wI)

579 Like the rest of these candidates T-Paw showing his preacher bona-fides!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 05:03 PM (oNphh)

580 If any of these fucking zeroes gets the nomination I am going to cockpunch Russ in Winterset.

do it anyway

Posted by: some cloven-hoofed guy at March 07, 2011 05:04 PM (aKs7L)

581 Have you heard the speeches?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 09:01 PM (0GFWk)

My mute button is busy, so not much but every time I hear an applause it's blah.  I'm switching back to Bones.

Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2011 05:04 PM (VuLos)

582 My late mom left us an old (really old) TV that's in the guest room. D'oh Boy's old room has her last TV, with video and DVD players built in. We have a little TV in the kitchen I live by while posting here, a small bedroom TV, and a big, worn-out TV in the family room. So now we have three TVs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 09:00 PM (UOM4

I have zero TVs, but I have four computers (after I gave one up and another died).

I guess that makes me a geek.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 07, 2011 05:04 PM (bxiXv)

583 OK he is warming up

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 05:05 PM (0GFWk)

584 Unless Christie gets into the mix, with the possible exception of Daniels, I'm probably that lone TPaw guy.

RINOLICIOUS!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 07, 2011 05:05 PM (nyfeD)

585 >>How about telling Iowa and New Hampshire to go fuck themselves. I don't want any of those assholes picking our candidate. Especially with Iowa's bumblefuck caucus process.

>>I can't think of a stupider way to pick a candidate.

Well, I can think of several.  You forget that once upon a time all this crap was just done by party insiders in a smoke-filled room at the convention.

But you know what would actually make sense?  Having the first primaries be, you know, MAJOR SWING STATES or something like that.  Like OH and FL and PA.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 05:05 PM (NjYDy)

586

"How the Hell did you get three syllables out of four letters?!?!"

Without balls in your mouth?

I have no idea.

Posted by: Barney Frank (D) at March 07, 2011 05:05 PM (fy/9q)

587 I got nothing against Pawlenty, but I keep thinking about white bread

Just as long as you don't think about loafdog.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 05:06 PM (aKs7L)

588 I wish they would show the audience. It does not even sound like there is one - like when someone is speaking on the floor and they pan over to the floor and not one person is there. I think they are asleep.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 05:06 PM (FeVdd)

589 If any of these fucking zeroes gets the nomination I am going to cockpunch Russ in Winterset. Youtube or it doesn't happen.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:06 PM (AZGON)

590

g4 tv is airing the biography of the one man that can defeat Obama right now.  Oh wait, that's Christopher Reeve in the Blue suit and Red cape.

/Dan Troll. 

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 05:06 PM (oVQFe)

591

Has Cain spoken yet???

Yep.  He went first.

Posted by: Annabelle at March 07, 2011 05:07 PM (4kxCX)

592 598 I got nothing against Pawlenty, but I keep thinking about white bread 

I like him okay, but sadly, he makes Barky limp-wrist look manly.  I just don't connect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:07 PM (UOM48)

593 But you know what would actually make sense?  Having the first primaries be, you know, MAJOR SWING STATES or something like that.  Like OH and FL and PA.  Posted by: Jeff B

No, the only thing that makes sense is a national primary. This serial county-fair crap does not serve us well.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 07, 2011 05:07 PM (S59+B)

594 LOAFDOG!!! Anyway, this is weird that Pawlenty is touting some kind of libertarian endorsement... at the Faith and Freedom event

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:08 PM (AZGON)

595 602

Has Cain spoken yet???

Yep.  He went first.

Posted by: Annabelle at March 07, 2011 09:07 PM (4kxCX) 


How was it?  *braces self*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:08 PM (UOM48)

596

OK he is warming up

I think he thinks he's on fire, but I'm not sure if anyone else thinks it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2011 05:08 PM (XdlcF)

597 I think he thinks he's on fire, but I'm not sure if anyone else thinks it.

There's no way he catches fire without the help of some accelerate and an open flame.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 05:10 PM (b8JnP)

598

Everyone knows about Newt leaving his wife while she was battling cancer.   Does anyone remember that he filed for divorce from his second wife as soon as she was diagnosed with cerebral palsy, irrc (could be MS), even though he had been having an affair with Calista for 6 years?    Calista better hope she doesn't fall ill.

And, he resigned 2 days after his re-election.  The man is whatever he needs to be, at any given moment, to further his own narcissistic whims.   I despise him almost as much as the won.

Posted by: Steph at March 07, 2011 05:10 PM (AkdC5)

599 Now let's talk about what a jerkface Newt Gingrich is. I mean, seriously: he might just be a bigger joke candidate than Buddy Roemer.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 09:00 PM (NjYDy)

I will say that Newt has done some smart things and said some smart things, even non-obvious things like talking about how American daily behavior is simply not the same as what people expect in other countries - comparing, for example, how Germany and England view speed limits as opposed to America, where speed limits are seen as a "benchmark of opportunity."

That being said, "damaged goods" doesn't even begin to cover the number of holes he's dug for himself, and pursuing the nomination is almost pure political vanity. His biggest political news item of the last several years was sitting down with Nancy Pelosi and endorsing the throttling of human activity in the name of placating people who can't do math.

He's really just wasting everyone's time and money, he should be trying to, you know, do his job or something. Go on the daily news and get in fistfights with reporters about how badly they report economic and fiscal news.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at March 07, 2011 05:10 PM (bxiXv)

600

#607

That is exactly right. I don't think he would win trying to be this kind of candidate.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:10 PM (VoSja)

601  The Judges results are in

  Cain .......... 6.12
  Pawlenty.....5.94
  Newt..........4.16
  Roemer.......2.23

 With a little coaching Pawlenty can overtake Cain, although his trailer was good.

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 05:11 PM (3OCZw)

602 huh.  T-Paw actually wasn't half-bad.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 07, 2011 05:11 PM (GaLxs)

603 Tim's workin' on his spunk.

Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2011 05:11 PM (VuLos)

604 Abe Lincoln and Ron Reagan. I wonder if they get any royalties from having their names mentioned?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 05:11 PM (0GFWk)

605 609

Everyone knows about Newt leaving his wife while she was battling cancer.   Does anyone remember that he filed for divorce from his second wife as soon as she was diagnosed with cerebral palsy, irrc (could be MS), even though he had been having an affair with Calista for 6 years?    Calista better hope she doesn't fall ill.

And, he resigned 2 days after his re-election.  The man is whatever he needs to be, at any given moment, to further his own narcissistic whims.   I despise him almost as much as the won.

Posted by: Steph at March 07, 2011 09:10 PM (AkdC5) 


Preach it, sistah. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:11 PM (UOM48)

606 There's no way he catches fire without the help of some accelerate and an open flame. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge I think Pawlenty is flame-retardant.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:11 PM (AZGON)

607 O/T:  For Ace and the cob loggers, I was reading about search engine optimization and how sites use it to increase traffic.  I thought we should try to commit to SEO at AoSHQ with the same zealousness we practice parkour in our free time.  I know that sounds impossible, but if we work together, we can get it done. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 07, 2011 05:11 PM (EMuWJ)

608 What the hell was that?

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 05:12 PM (bWEOW)

609

How was it?  *braces self*

It was ok.  Nothing to write home about.

Posted by: Annabelle at March 07, 2011 05:12 PM (4kxCX)

610

T-Paw gettin a little rowdy there at the end.

OMG here comes Insantorum!!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 05:12 PM (oNphh)

611 Weakest reception of the night.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 05:12 PM (bWEOW)

612 huh. T-Paw actually wasn't half-bad. Posted by: chemjeff at March 07, 2011 09:11 PM (GaLxs) Which means he wasn't half good?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 05:12 PM (0GFWk)

613 I could see Pawlenty having a weird burst of emotion like Howard Dean did in 2004.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:12 PM (VoSja)

614 Emending myself upthread:

"b) Pawlenty is desperate to be riding this short bus" and double desperate to have played so awkwardly against type.

Needs work.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 05:13 PM (bWEOW)

615 I thought we should try to commit to SEO at AoSHQ with the same zealousness we practice parkour in our free time.

huh - what are you suggesting, precisely?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 07, 2011 05:14 PM (GaLxs)

616 617 There's no way he catches fire without the help of some accelerate and an open flame.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge


I think Pawlenty is flame-retardant a flaming retard.

Fixed.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 05:14 PM (b8JnP)

617 7 kids- reminds me of an old Groucho joke

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 05:14 PM (0GFWk)

618  With a little coaching Pawlenty can overtake Cain, although his trailer was good. 

Why would you want him to?  Imagine lib heads (and black's) exploding everywhere with a black, conservative presidential candidate?  He's a far better speaker, smarter, a highly successful businessman, pro-life, conservative.....

.....than the POS pantywaist in the WH. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:14 PM (UOM48)

619 Santdouche

Posted by: sophistahick at March 07, 2011 05:14 PM (dnbpw)

620 7 kids. Got to respect a man that knows how to complete a task.

Posted by: USA at March 07, 2011 05:15 PM (YZISw)

621

>>Everyone knows about Newt leaving his wife while she was battling cancer.   Does anyone remember that he filed for divorce from his second wife as soon as she was diagnosed with cerebral palsy, irrc (could be MS), even though he had been having an affair with Calista for 6 years?    Calista better hope she doesn't fall ill.

>>And, he resigned 2 days after his re-election.  The man is whatever he needs to be, at any given moment, to further his own narcissistic whims.   I despise him almost as much as the won.

This.  As I said, Newt Gingrich is a rotten human being.  Women are gonna LOVE hearing all about the way he treated his wives!  

And his problems extend far beyond just that.  He's a jerk to everyone, not just the women in his life.  He's that guy who always thinks he's the smartest person in the room, which is really difficult to tolerate when you actually ARE the smartest guy in the room but a whole lot worse you're really not...and Newt really isn't. 

Ask anyone who served in Congress with Gingrich what they think of his leadership style. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 07, 2011 05:16 PM (NjYDy)

622

He's the last one?

Wish I'd turned it on for Cain. But at least I missed Newt!

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2011 05:16 PM (XdlcF)

623 Insantorum spouting on about his 7 kids. Insists his grandfather didn't need a job when he came to America, but for his son who was a brown shirt in Musolini's youth corp.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 05:17 PM (oNphh)

624 Okay, so were any of these jagoffs promoting the Pillars of Conservatism? - Legalizing marijuana - Replace military with local militia - Making pot legal - Going back to the gold standard - Decriminalizing dope - Regulating the Jews

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 07, 2011 05:17 PM (1zgwP)

625

Mu-hu hah haha haha hah ha hah ha!

Posted by: Mitt Rahmny at March 07, 2011 05:18 PM (DffuX)

626

Jane D'oh, he wasn't bad at all.  It is evident that he doesn't have the experience at speaking in public that the others do but he didn't make any gaffs and he did make some pretty good pioints. 

To listen to Newt you'd think he was a teaparty type and he delivered his points well.  But I really think he was just saying what he thought the audience wanted to hear.

Romer was also effective but a little long.  Why do southern politicians always sound like they're leading a tent revival?

Pawlenty isn't a macho muscle man but I don't think he came across as a wimp.

Overall, it was a low a key event with each candidate trying to tie themselves and their campaign to American values and exceptionalism.

Posted by: rabidfox at March 07, 2011 05:18 PM (BhjAU)

627 He's not a bad speaker but he needs a better speech writer

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 07, 2011 05:18 PM (0GFWk)

628 Rick Santorum. Two AA batteries not included.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:18 PM (AZGON)

629 "He's that guy who always thinks he's the smartest person in the room, which is really difficult to tolerate when you actually ARE the smartest guy in the room but a whole lot worse you're really not...and Newt really isn't."

Well, to be fair, Newt's probably the smartest person in *that* room.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 05:18 PM (bWEOW)

630

#635

Poor grandfather. Little did he know his children and grandchildren would get to live under the rule of our own fascist.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:19 PM (VoSja)

631 Santorum: a lot of "me me me", look at how bona-fide I am

Posted by: chemjeff at March 07, 2011 05:19 PM (GaLxs)

632 Romer was also effective but a little long.  Why do southern politicians always sound like they're leading a tent revival?

Because that's how he used to campaign when he was actually an active politician in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

He hasn't run a campaign since 1991, when he lost to a crook and a Klansman, so his style hasn't aged well.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 05:19 PM (b8JnP)

633

sant-oil salesman

i'm not good at this yet

Posted by: sophistahick at March 07, 2011 05:19 PM (dnbpw)

634 "Jane D'oh, he wasn't bad at all."

He laughed awkwardly at his own jokes and kinda had a Crispin Glover thing going.  He was okay, but only just.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 05:19 PM (bWEOW)

635 WOW huge points for debating Boxer.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 05:20 PM (oNphh)

636 Okay, so were any of these jagoffs promoting the Pillars of Conservatism? - Legalizing marijuana - Replace military with local militia - Making pot legal - Going back to the gold standard - Decriminalizing dope - Regulating the Jews You forgot the guys get powdered wigs!

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:20 PM (AZGON)

637 Noone will remember this thing by tomorrow.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 05:20 PM (c5RQr)

638

Santorum's favorite part about American is Santorum.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:20 PM (VoSja)

639 I don't want to like him, but I laughed at "my kids thought my first name was Ultra".

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2011 05:20 PM (XdlcF)

640

I don't have the same dislike for Pawlenty that everyone here seems to have.

I mean I'm not excited by him or anything, but I don't have a strong dislike.

While the Global Warming BS bothers me a ton, i kinda understand when elected officials in liberal leaning states have to play along with some liberal ideas.

I doubt he's a hard core global warming freak.

I don't know, I just don't hate him. I think he's a decent candidate given the field we have right now.

Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2011 05:22 PM (DKV43)

641 If you switch to Independent, does that mean you get calls and junk mail from both douchebag parties?

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 07, 2011 05:22 PM (gJNMj)

642

I would subtract points for debating Boxer. Some things just aren't worth your times.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:22 PM (VoSja)

643 No one will remember this thing by tomorrow. 10 o'clock.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:23 PM (AZGON)

644 Boxer/Santorum debate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoTjb9rzyEo

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 05:23 PM (bWEOW)

645

"Larry Jacobs, who studies politics at the University of Minnesota’s Humphrey School, comments, “In Minnesota, Pawlenty was always seen as the state’s most charismatic and politically talented politician..........."

 

gee. no wonder MN sucks.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 07, 2011 05:23 PM (c5RQr)

646 I think he's a decent candidate given the field we have right now.

That's like saying you're taller than Verne Troyer given the jokers who have declared as of now.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 05:24 PM (b8JnP)

647 So, Rick Santorum is the only real social conservative, came up with every good conservative idea in the last two decades, and he has basically restructured the Middle East.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:24 PM (VoSja)

648  Insantorum spouting on about his 7 kids. Insists his grandfather didn't need a job when he came to America, but for his son who was a brown shirt in Musolini's youth corp.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 09:17 PM (oNphh)

Yeah, you didn't have a choice about that shirt. My Dad had to wear one and play a drum too. Seven years later Dad raced across France, Luxembourg and Germany...with Patton.

Funny world, isn't it? 

Posted by: Meremortal at March 07, 2011 05:24 PM (DffuX)

649 "I think he's a decent candidate"

On paper he's fine.  He gave by far the worst performance, just from like a speech-giving technical perspective, of the night.

He needs a lot of practice.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 05:24 PM (bWEOW)

650 Pawlenty nailed the swimsuit, but Cain's flaming baton routine won the judges' hearts.

Posted by: nickless at March 07, 2011 05:24 PM (MMC8r)

651 658

"Larry Jacobs, who studies politics at the University of Minnesota’s Humphrey School, comments, “In Minnesota, Pawlenty was always seen as the state’s most charismatic and politically talented politician..........."

 

gee. no wonder MN sucks.

Take a look at their other politicians.  They've got Amy "Team Edward" Klobochar and Al Franken as their Senators and Mark "Brave Sir Robin" Dayton as their current governor.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 05:25 PM (b8JnP)

652 Don't forget the glorious reign of Jesse Ventura!

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:26 PM (AZGON)

653 663 Pawlenty nailed the swimsuit, but Cain's flaming baton routine won the judges' hearts. 

lulz


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:27 PM (UOM48)

654

I'm typing on a computer made possible by a bill submitted by....Rick Santorum!

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:27 PM (VoSja)

655 Pawlenty nailed the swimsuit

GAH!! why is my brain trying to picture this?!

30 MBs of Tricia Helfer, stat!

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 05:27 PM (aKs7L)

656 That's like saying you're taller than Verne Troyer given the jokers who have declared as of now. I'd fight Verne Troyer.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 07, 2011 05:28 PM (1zgwP)

657 652 Now that you mention it!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 05:28 PM (oNphh)

658

Take a look at their other politicians. They've got Amy "Team Edward" Klobochar and Al Franken as their Senators and Mark "Brave Sir Robin" Dayton as their current governor.

At least MN manages to go more than a few weeks without a politician getting thrown in jail.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 05:28 PM (WRW1S)

659 30 MBs of Tricia Helfer, stat!

Code blue, get me GIFs of Helfer and Lucy Lawless in a three-way with James Callis, STAT!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 05:28 PM (b8JnP)

660 Holy crap this is boring.

Posted by: Annabelle at March 07, 2011 05:28 PM (4kxCX)

661 Okay, so were any of these jagoffs promoting the Pillars of Conservatism?

- Legalizing marijuana
- Replace military with local militia
- Making pot legal
- Going back to the gold standard
- Decriminalizing dope
- Regulating the Jews


Where in the hell is RP???  Him and Alex Jones shacked up somewhere tugging each other again???

Posted by: Portnoy at March 07, 2011 05:29 PM (azgo2)

662 I'm typing on a computer made possible by a bill submitted by....Rick Santorum! Liar! It was me!! Second chakra powers... ACTIVATE!

Posted by: Al Gore at March 07, 2011 05:29 PM (AZGON)

663 671

Take a look at their other politicians. They've got Amy "Team Edward" Klobochar and Al Franken as their Senators and Mark "Brave Sir Robin" Dayton as their current governor.

At least MN manages to go more than a few weeks without a politician getting thrown in jail.

I resent that... we haven't had an Insurance Commissioner or Elections Commissioner go to prison in about 6 years. :p

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 05:29 PM (b8JnP)

664 I've never seen so much name-dropping. The only two who are sure 'no's for me after tonight are Buddy Roemer and Rick Santorum.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:29 PM (VoSja)

665 in election, anti abortion will loose.  It must be about freedom=money for morons

Posted by: sophistahick at March 07, 2011 05:29 PM (dnbpw)

666 Santorum .. not quite ready for the Major Leagues
  Score  4.35

Posted by: melvin at March 07, 2011 05:30 PM (3OCZw)

667 Hoofah. If this is Santorum's best delivery, he needs to get a slot on the Lifetime channel. Or NPR.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:30 PM (AZGON)

668 At least MN manages to go more than a few weeks without a politician getting thrown in jail. 

I got nothin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:31 PM (UOM48)

669 Crisis point!  Thats a good way of describing it.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 05:31 PM (oNphh)

670 I've got my citizen cap on good and tight!

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 07, 2011 05:31 PM (S59+B)

671 Oh, jeebus, he mentions Boxer again.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:31 PM (AZGON)

672 So who won?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 07, 2011 05:32 PM (DffuX)

673 Back to the Barbara Boxer debate again....

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:32 PM (VoSja)

674 five-way tie for last

Posted by: sophistahick at March 07, 2011 05:33 PM (dnbpw)

675 685 So who won?

Of the people who showed up?  Cain or possibly T-Paw.

Who REALLY won tonight?  The people who didn't bother to show up.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 07, 2011 05:33 PM (b8JnP)

676 HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MK-ULTRA MIND CONTROL PROGRAM!  HE ADMITTED IT!!!

Posted by: RON PAUL!!!11!!!! at March 07, 2011 05:33 PM (WRW1S)

677 Rick Santorum - Bask in His Goodness

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:33 PM (VoSja)

678   688 five-way tie for last

Posted by: sophistahick at March 07, 2011 09:33 PM (dnbpw)

Posted by: Meremortal at March 07, 2011 05:34 PM (DffuX)

679

Meanwhile, while you crackas piss and moan, Michelle and I are planning our next hard-earned vacay.  Pay up, bitches!  And 2012 is gonna suck ass for you bastards.


Posted by: Barry "The Duffer" O'Barky at March 07, 2011 05:34 PM (UOM48)

680 I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

Clearly the spammer is listening to the same speeches we are.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 07, 2011 05:34 PM (XdlcF)

681 Hey Habib is that a toupe or a Honey Badger on yer head!!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 05:35 PM (oNphh)

682 I think Saintleum polished his own apple so much he has a handful of applesauce.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 07, 2011 05:35 PM (S59+B)

683

I would say it was:

1. Herman Cain/Tim Pawlenty

2. Newt Gingrich/Rick Santorum

3. Buddy Roemer

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:35 PM (VoSja)

684 @695 ditto

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:35 PM (AZGON)

685 Talking about debating Barbara Boxer is about like talking about the time you fought a one-armed midget with his arm tied behind his back.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 05:36 PM (oVQFe)

686

688

I was afraid I was going to hear that.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 07, 2011 05:36 PM (DffuX)

687

Yeah, but it just makes an otherwise-rational human being look so damned foolish.

Maybe, but that was back in 2005 if I remember correctly.  He's been walking back on it since around 2008.

It's still a mark against him, but he wouldn't be the first to come around in the last few years.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 05:36 PM (WRW1S)

688 664 658 gee.
no wonder MN sucks.Take a look at their other politicians.  They've got Amy "Team Edward" Klobochar and Al Franken as their Senators and Mark "Brave Sir Robin" Dayton as their current governor.


Though they do have Michele Bachmann, so there's that. If she were to actually run (which she likely won't), it would be interesting to see her and Pawlenty debate.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 05:37 PM (q8u+l)

689 Well, that was the Chinese takeout of forums. 30 minutes from now I'll feel empty.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:38 PM (AZGON)

690 None of these opportunists will be the nominee in 2012. Just a bunch of windbags telling a bunch of cornpone jagoffs what they want to hear. This exercise in futility only allows the media to tell us who our front-runner is..........so we can lose again.

Posted by: Shoppy at March 07, 2011 05:38 PM (xvCQK)

691

I'm not sure it's appropriate to ask God's forgiveness for too much government spending.

I'd like to see spending cut as much as anybody, but it didn't exactly make the 10 Commandments.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 05:38 PM (WRW1S)

692 That forum showed me nothing.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 05:38 PM (FeVdd)

693 Even the audience is depressing.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:39 PM (VoSja)

694

All of those guys are going to have to try a hell of a lot harder, if they want to be anywhere near the nomination.   Sorry, but them's the facts.

Posted by: Steph at March 07, 2011 05:39 PM (AkdC5)

695 What was that, Special Olympics for Republicans? 

Posted by: Lord High Barry Golfington at March 07, 2011 05:40 PM (DffuX)

696 Talking about debating Barbara Boxer is about like talking about the time you fought a one-armed midget with his arm tied behind his back. I beat the bricks outta that sawed-off motherfucker, too.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 07, 2011 05:40 PM (1zgwP)

697 709  Amen.

Posted by: sophistahick at March 07, 2011 05:40 PM (dnbpw)

698 we He did say don't covet your neighbors stuff

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 05:40 PM (h+qn8)

699 If that is all we have right now ... I say I want Christie walking up to the podium for a debate with Obama wiping off the grease from a cheese steak with his tie and taking it to him.

Posted by: gesc at March 07, 2011 05:40 PM (FeVdd)

700 704 664 658 gee.
no wonder MN sucks.Take a look at their other politicians.  They've got Amy "Team Edward" Klobochar and Al Franken as their Senators and Mark "Brave Sir Robin" Dayton as their current governor.


Though they do have Michele Bachmann, so there's that. If she were to actually run (which she likely won't), it would be interesting to see her and Pawlenty debate.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 09:37 PM (q8u+l)

Don't forget Keith Ellison or whoever.  The muslim that got to be sworn in on Jefferson's Koran, probably never realizing the Jefferson got it so he could better understand the mindset of his enemy.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 05:41 PM (oVQFe)

701 From Gabe's twitter, Obozo debt commissioner and former Repub Senator Alan Simpson says "get the fuck off my lawn", rants about "the enema man" and "Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog":

“This is a fakery,” Simpson said on Fox News. “If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”


Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria aka Painful Stool aka Dum Dum at March 07, 2011 05:41 PM (IoUF1)

702

#710

Pawlenty was really trying as hard as he could. It was clear that he really wanted to 'nail it'. For that crowd in this forum, I don't quite understand why.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:41 PM (VoSja)

703 The rational behind starting the campaigns late is to starve the MFM! Fuckin right!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 05:41 PM (oNphh)

704 we -well

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 05:42 PM (h+qn8)

705 Any of you guys impressed by Barky before Orca declared him "The One We've Been Waiting For"?  Seriously. 

I've never felt so much as a smidge of real emotion or honesty from Barky.  And look where he is.

Jeebus, people. 

Posted by: Barry at March 07, 2011 05:42 PM (UOM48)

706   #717 fuckin sock

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 05:42 PM (IoUF1)

707 #721  Stupid, stupid sock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:42 PM (UOM48)

708 So was there a Q&A or anything at this deal? Or was it just a bunch of speeches?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 05:43 PM (IoUF1)

709

So was there a Q&A or anything at this deal? Or was it just a bunch of speeches?

Just speeches.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 05:44 PM (WRW1S)

710 BUT HE'S FOR THE LITTLE GUY!?!!!?

Posted by: The Typical Minnesota Mongaloid at March 07, 2011 05:44 PM (qPTz0)

711  Stupid, stupid sock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

 

Sock it to me?

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at March 07, 2011 05:45 PM (sJTmU)

712 Hey,  Jeff!

I will discuss Palin's points,  pro and con.

PRO: knowledgeable about energy, able to speak without teleprompter, pro-life, attractive, willing to learn, likes the electorate, pro-2nd amendment, Todd as First Dude, large number of supporters, Tea Party support, pro-military and has a son who served, cleaned up corruption in Alaska government

CON: hated by the media, accent grating to East Coasters, inexperienced in foreign policy, tends to respond to every criticism, unschooled in dealing with MSM, Bristol and Levi, resignation as governor, disliked by Republican establishment

There.  I could also make one of these pro and con things for Christie, Pawlenty, and Romney.

A lot of the campaign will be based on personal interaction with voters in Iowa and New Hampshire,  as well as fundraising.  Palin is good at both of these.

She may not run,  or if she runs she may not win.  However,  I am thinking it isn't good to go off as her enemy and contribute to a party division.  That is why I am not on here ranting about Romney or Pawlenty.  Whoever eventually is the nominee,  I want them to WIN.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 07, 2011 05:45 PM (Fo83G)

713 So which Designing Woman was your favorite anyway?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 05:45 PM (aKs7L)

714 "Any of you guys impressed by Barky before Orca declared him "The One We've Been Waiting For"?  Seriously."

Yeah, his '04 speech was pretty good.

I'm a RINO - albeit a RINO for Palin! - and all, so that's not surprising.

Posted by: Knemon at March 07, 2011 05:45 PM (bWEOW)

715 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 09:42 PM (UOM4

I think we just had sockpuppet sex or something.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 05:45 PM (IoUF1)

716

Pawlenty was really trying as hard as he could. It was clear that he really wanted to 'nail it'. For that crowd in this forum, I don't quite understand why.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 09:41 PM (VoSja)

Yeah, but that's a problem, if he was trying as hard as he could.   It wasn't good enough.   He'll have to get much better, and make it look easy.

Posted by: Steph at March 07, 2011 05:46 PM (AkdC5)

717 Hehe, watched that clip of the MSNBC idiot that got blind sided by the list of hate groups.  All I could think was that if raging against the Jews was grounds for them considering you a hate group then muslims would be number 1 because you'd have to count every mosque.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 05:46 PM (oVQFe)

718 Jane, are you having a sock problem? 

Posted by: jewells45 at March 07, 2011 05:46 PM (Z71Vg)

719

maybe  we should try it this way instead { so we don't hang ourselves}

what was  a positive about what was watched

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 05:47 PM (h+qn8)

720 Judging by the miniscule but intrepid sample above, T-Paw and Cain had the best of it, such as it was.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 07, 2011 05:47 PM (DffuX)

721

#732

I completely agree.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:47 PM (VoSja)

722 You forgot the guys get powdered lace wigs!

FIFY

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 07, 2011 05:48 PM (mHQ7T)

723 735 Jane, are you having a sock problem? 

Posted by: jewells45 at March 07, 2011 09:46 PM (Z71Vg) 


Why yes, yes I am.  And I blame runningrn, wherever she is.  (heh)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:49 PM (UOM48)

724 I'd take any of them over Obama

Posted by: Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz at March 07, 2011 05:49 PM (ngZau)

725  Whoever eventually is the nominee,  I want them to WIN.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 07, 2011 09:45 PM (Fo83G)

amen

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 05:49 PM (h+qn8)

726

#736

The challenge for a conservative on social issues is talking about them in a way that doesn't scare of moderates but is representative of conservative values.

I think Cain, Pawlenty, and even Gingrich did that part of it well.

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:49 PM (VoSja)

727 Ok, I need at least 10 strong volunteers a case of Twinkees, and a forklift. We're going to NJ to kidnap us a Presidential candidate. Failing that, the cupboard is bare.

Posted by: Damiano at March 07, 2011 05:50 PM (3nrx7)

728 736

maybe  we should try it this way instead { so we don't hang ourselves}

what was  a positive about what was watched

I didn't watch, and I feel really good about that after reading the comments.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 07, 2011 05:50 PM (DffuX)

729 731 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 09:42 PM (UOM4

I think we just had sockpuppet sex or something.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 09:45 PM (IoUF1) 


Was it good for you?  I'm feeling all itchy and scratchy and stuff. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:50 PM (UOM48)

730 @744
I'll be right over. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2011 05:51 PM (pW2o8)

731 744 Damiano It's not over until the Fat Man sings. Or something like that.

Posted by: USA at March 07, 2011 05:51 PM (YZISw)

732

I need at least 10 strong volunteers

we need a minyan

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2011 05:52 PM (h+qn8)

733 They need me, they really need me. Should I get out of bed?

Posted by: Fred! at March 07, 2011 05:53 PM (DffuX)

734 I have some chloroform if that would help.

Posted by: AD at March 07, 2011 05:53 PM (PPlRe)

735 As Instapundit recently noted: He'd vote for anyone over Obama, up to and including a syphilitic camel, so that means he'd even vote for Huckabee if need be.  But he'd still try to talk the camel into it one more time.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 07, 2011 05:53 PM (GaLxs)

736

There.  I could also make one of these pro and con things for Christie, Pawlenty, and Romney.

A lot of the campaign will be based on personal interaction with voters in Iowa and New Hampshire,  as well as fundraising.  Palin is good at both of these.

She may not run,  or if she runs she may not win.  However,  I am thinking it isn't good to go off as her enemy and contribute to a party division.  That is why I am not on here ranting about Romney or Pawlenty.  Whoever eventually is the nominee,  I want them to WIN.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 07, 2011 09:45 PM (Fo83G)

I'm all for ranting and raving about candidates.  Better to get it out of the way.  What I get sick of is the bashing and insults of supporters and acting like they're just stupid idiots for liking someone.  I am all for criticism of Romney and Pawlenty. 

But with the exception of the Dan Troll I'm not telling anyone that likes them to get off the blog.  Because with the exception of Ron Paul and his sycophants potential candidates are going to wind up supporting someone else once they drop out and their supporters will go to that guy or choose their next favorite. 

You may get sick of hearing about Palin from her supporters but if she runs and drops out or if she just automatically goes into supporting mode, her supporters are likely to get behind who she likes with a good chunk of the enthusiasm they had for her.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 05:54 PM (oVQFe)

737 Let's not forget The 'stache. 

If not on a ticket, he'd make a kick-ass sec. of state. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:54 PM (UOM48)

738 Camels can get syphilis?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2011 05:54 PM (aKs7L)

739 @753 Dromedary/Huckabee 2012!

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 05:55 PM (AZGON)

740 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 09:42 PM (UOM4

You must have used a wool sock. Mine was cotton. Itch-free.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 07, 2011 05:55 PM (IoUF1)

741

I don't care what you think of me

I am the one and you will see

We can make it work

We can make it by

If you'll give me just a minute

I can tell you why

I'm a rough boy

I'm a rough boy

Posted by: Rudy at March 07, 2011 05:56 PM (DffuX)

742 Would the staff in the White House even know how to cook squirrel?

Posted by: Paper at March 07, 2011 05:56 PM (VoSja)

743 758 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 09:42 PM (UOM4

You must have used a wool sock. Mine was cotton. Itch-free. 

Oh crap.  I used a dirty one from D'oh's camp out last weekend.  Urgh.  Get tested, asap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 05:56 PM (UOM48)

744 @USA Yup, but the bastard has been singing the tune of "no f'ing way I am running". Putting my addiction to Christie porn aside, he's wouldn't be my first choice, given the squish issues well detailed around here already. Looking at the alternatives however, he seems like our only choice. That, and the imagery that someone mentioned above about him wiping the grease of a cheesesteak off his chin before wiping the floor with Michelle's Bitch is too good not to happen. 2012: Too Big To Fail

Posted by: Damiano at March 07, 2011 05:57 PM (3nrx7)

745 755 Let's not forget The 'stache. 

If not on a ticket, he'd make a kick-ass sec. of state. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 09:54 PM (UOM4

And no more Voinabitch around to cry and block his confirmation.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 05:57 PM (oVQFe)

746 I was watching the weather channel, did I miss anything?

Posted by: Kemp at March 07, 2011 05:58 PM (JpFM9)

747 756 Camels can get syphilis?

Honey, when your waterbag is getting a little low, you'll do anything for a refill.

Posted by: syphilitic camel at March 07, 2011 05:58 PM (GaLxs)

748 Whats a  sock? 

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 05:59 PM (oNphh)

749 @755 I'd pay to see the 'Stache in a VP debate with Biden/ Clinton. Otherwise, Sec State would be a good job for him.

Posted by: Damiano at March 07, 2011 05:59 PM (3nrx7)

750 Regardless of what you think about Ann Coulter, her prediction that we will lose if we don't run Christie has a disturbing ring of truth. Oh well, we'll have to make the best of it as he says he isn't running. Oddly, Peter Robinson of Uncommon Knowledge and Ricochet thinks he is definitely running.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 06:00 PM (AZGON)

751 huh - what are you suggesting, precisely?

Well, CJ, parkour is really popular among the cobs.  Ace can't get enough of it.  In fact, most, if not all, of our planning meetings devolve into mindless/endless frenzies of parkour.  That and weight lifting.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 07, 2011 06:00 PM (EMuWJ)

752

But with the exception of the Dan Troll I'm not telling anyone that likes them to get off the blog. Because with the exception of Ron Paul and his sycophants potential candidates are going to wind up supporting someone else once they drop out and their supporters will go to that guy or choose their next favorite.

Tell it to the Palinbots who've explictly stated that Palin and only Palin is worthy of voting for.  They're acting almost identically to the Paulbots of 2008.

I don't fault anyone for liking her personally or for agreeing with her politics.  That said, I have a difficult time taking seriously those so blind to her fatal flaws that they think she'd be a good candidate with which to beat Obama.

I don't know if any of our current contenders can do it, and none of them are ideal but shooting ourselves in the foot before the race begins would be a very bad idea.

The goal is to beat Obama.  The debate should center around which is the most conservative candidate who can win.  She scores well in the first part of that sentence, but fails miserably in the second.   As much as her supporters like to blame the MSM for that, it's her own damned fault.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 06:02 PM (WRW1S)

753 766 Whats a  sock? 

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 07, 2011 09:59 PM (oNphh)

Sockpuppet.  Think Lambchop.  You change your name to impersonate someone else for mockery or humor.  Or in Glenn Greenwald's case to pretend he's someone else so he can defend his idiocy.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2011 06:02 PM (oVQFe)

754 767 @755

I'd pay to see the 'Stache in a VP debate with Biden/ Clinton. Otherwise, Sec State would be a good job for him. 

Second that.  I'd love to see him as VP.  I don't think he has the "charisma" to be the top of the ticket.  How sad that this nation is so American Idol shallow that we base our candidates on who's dreamiest.  Those voters are going to get us all killed, or kill what's left of the U. S.  Fuckwits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 06:03 PM (UOM48)

755

Sarah Palin 2012....RUN Sarah RUN!!! 

Posted by: Just Chillin in TN at March 07, 2011 06:04 PM (1ZXRm)

756 Think Lambchop. I think I wanted to nut Sheri Lewis when I was a kid. Kinda hot when she was young.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 06:04 PM (AZGON)

757 Newt speaking with Greta now.  Yawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2011 06:05 PM (UOM48)

758

Palin and Christi are both decent public speakers. Palin's accent isn't too bad and I'm super sensitive to that. I actually find Christi's a little more annoying. Barky's accent drives me nuts but no one on the planet makes me want to find the shishkabob skewers and take my ear drums out like Schumer.

Posted by: dagny at March 07, 2011 06:05 PM (uL2GF)

759 I'm not particularly inspired by any of them and a majority of the people who could be drafted still need to prove themselves (e.g., Marco Rubio). That said, I would crawl over broken glass to boot President Present & his merry band of commie thugs out of the White House.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 07, 2011 06:06 PM (q8u+l)

760 Well, CJ, parkour is really popular among the cobs.  Ace can't get enough of it.  In fact, most, if not all, of our planning meetings devolve into mindless/endless frenzies of parkour.  That and weight lifting.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 07, 2011 10:00 PM (EMuWJ)

Wait....there's planning going on here?!  Get the eff out!

Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2011 06:06 PM (VuLos)

761 600 If any of these fucking zeroes gets the nomination I am going to cockpunch Russ in Winterset.

Youtube or it doesn't happen.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 07, 2011 09:06 PM (AZGON)

 

I was actually scheduled to attend the event last night, but late in the afternoon one of my coworkers asked me to attend the Madison County Pork Producers annual meeting on behalf of our firm.  I didn't get to hear any political speeches, but I DID get to eat one hell of a smoked pork chop.  Plus I bought the 1st place Junior Division apple pie at the fundraising auction afterwards, so its not like I didn't accomplish something.

I'm still a Palin fan, but I'm open to other possibilities if she doesn't run or if she runs and flames out.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at March 08, 2011 05:15 AM (/MEFr)

762

Palin doesn't show up anywhere unless there's a paycheck attatched.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 07, 2011 08:08 PM (SY2Kh)

 

funny then that she is doing this event to raise  money for military familes and not  getting a paycheck......I have learned the palinhaters  have no idea of what they are talking about.  It is an interesting case study on learning where one gets one's news by the talking points they sprout.

Posted by: unseen at March 08, 2011 07:33 AM (aVGmX)

763

As far as the "debate"  Cain seemed to do the best.   Tpaw and Rick put me to sleep.   I missed the Newt speech  but heard he went into the weeds and didn't do very well.   and buddy  bombed.  So  at the moment those seriously talking about running   Cain and trump seesm to be the only ones to keep people's attention.  If this is the best the GOP can do Obama will bury them.   I can just see Mitt giving a speech in a pizza place putting everyone to sleep  while Obama is holding a rock concert down the street  talking about the rich white man keeping them down......

 

 

Posted by: unseen at March 08, 2011 07:40 AM (aVGmX)

764

If you good people up ther in Iowa are tired of the cold weather and tired of the same old candidates, invite me to one of your meetings. You pick the subject. I'm one candidate who has the solutions to all of the problems, and I am anything but dull and boring.

 

John Sawyer

sawyer2012.com

Posted by: JOHN W. SAWYER III at March 16, 2011 11:09 AM (YNd3f)

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