December 23, 2011

"Great"
— Ace

Terrific ad skews Barack Obama, our fourth greatest president.

Obama debuts a new line at the end that'll make your teeth shake.

thanks to @rdbrewer4

Posted by: Ace at 09:11 AM | Comments (118)
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1

Mark Steyn was just yucking this one up.  Great line at the end, yeah.

Posted by: Truman at December 23, 2011 09:14 AM (I2LwF)

2 Four more years four more years!

Posted by: The Democrats at December 23, 2011 09:14 AM (7BU4a)

3 57th?

Posted by: billygoat at December 23, 2011 09:14 AM (xTmUr)

4 2 Four FORE more years FORE four more years!

Posted by: The Democrats at December 23, 2011 01:14 PM (7BU4a)

FTFY.

Posted by: billygoat at December 23, 2011 09:15 AM (xTmUr)

5

"You're going to be successful if you can get your ego out of it."

That explains it all....

 

and The (P)resident is a SCOAMF!

Posted by: Gmac at December 23, 2011 09:15 AM (k2Fyd)

6 You're gonna be successful if you can get your ego out of it! ooo....my...gawd.

Posted by: tasker at December 23, 2011 09:16 AM (r2PLg)

7 Get your ego on Mr. President!

Posted by: tasker at December 23, 2011 09:17 AM (r2PLg)

8
We think he was the fourth best too.

Posted by: the socialists at December 23, 2011 09:17 AM (JYheX)

9 This preznitin' thing is soooooo easy...now hand me my wedge.  FORE!

Posted by: TEH WON at December 23, 2011 09:17 AM (xTmUr)

10 9 This preznitin' thing is soooooo easy...now hand me my wedge.  FORE!

Posted by: TEH WON at December 23, 2011 01:17 PM (xTmUr)

Ummmm, YOUR WELCOME!!!

Posted by: Main Stream Media at December 23, 2011 09:18 AM (xTmUr)

11 Gosh!
That last line made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: Dr. Ron at December 23, 2011 09:18 AM (2Gb0y)

12 And the loathing streak continues!

Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 09:19 AM (Gk3SS)

13 So Barry thinks FDR and LBJ were two of the Best?Wow, he certainly is in good company then...

Posted by: The terrorist Hobbit formerly known as Donna at December 23, 2011 09:19 AM (X4EXc)

14

"Ego" is probably what Michelle calls "Little Barry" behind its back.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2011 09:21 AM (wMsKw)

15 I'm standing in line at Chik-Fil-A, if my damn bberry didn't suck I'd play the ad LOUD.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2011 09:21 AM (hiMsy)

16 Aww yeah billygoat great new meme!  Foreth greatest president ever!

Posted by: dogfish at December 23, 2011 09:21 AM (NuPNl)

17 Leggo of my Ego!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 23, 2011 09:22 AM (SB/6f)

18 Come on wingnuts, he's # 1 by far. You won't even give him credit for being humble enough to put himself 4th

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 23, 2011 09:22 AM (Y+DPZ)

19 Is this self-parody?
I think this is self-parody.
This has to be self-parody.

No one can do this seriously.  No sane person, anyway.

Posted by: Xenophon at December 23, 2011 09:22 AM (gHBfR)

20 ...and Go Orunj!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 23, 2011 09:22 AM (SB/6f)

21 Not just the Greatest President ever, but The Best Person in the World !

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at December 23, 2011 09:23 AM (Y+DPZ)

22 SLURP !!

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at December 23, 2011 09:23 AM (Y+DPZ)

23 Foreth greatest president, but the greatest stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure to ever hold the office.

So he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Doofus at December 23, 2011 09:24 AM (4WhSY)

24 omg the UN general assembly just held a moment of silence for kim jong the second

Posted by: Truman at December 23, 2011 09:25 AM (I2LwF)

25
He is fourth best at math too...Headline: White House using Fake Numbers in Payroll Tax Fight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk, self declared 4th best commentor ever at December 23, 2011 09:25 AM (JYheX)

26

What's with you wingnuts?

Nobody on the other side of the Gloryhole ever complains?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 23, 2011 09:25 AM (SB/6f)

27 I'm standing in line at Chik-Fil-A, if my damn bberry didn't suck I'd play the ad LOUD.

Ohhh get a peppermint shake for me.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2011 09:26 AM (Gk3SS)

28 Is he talking ALL the Presidents, or just the other gay ones?

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2011 09:27 AM (SB/6f)

29 Aw, Chik Fil A, I love their bowl game.

Posted by: Truman at December 23, 2011 09:27 AM (I2LwF)

30 The Ego Has Landed He's on your TV right now.

Posted by: tasker at December 23, 2011 09:27 AM (r2PLg)

31

Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms may include:

Believing that you're better than othersFantasizing about power, success and attractivenessExaggerating your achievements or talentsExpecting constant praise and admirationBelieving that you're special and acting accordinglyFailing to recognize other people's emotions and feelingsExpecting others to go along with your ideas and plansTaking advantage of othersExpressing disdain for those you feel are inferiorBeing jealous of othersBelieving that others are jealous of youTrouble keeping healthy relationshipsSetting unrealistic goalsBeing easily hurt and rejectedHaving a fragile self-esteemAppearing as tough-minded or unemotional

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2011 09:27 AM (XvsbD)

32

Heh. Sponsored by Solyndra.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 09:27 AM (d0Tfm)

33 Lincoln, FDR and Johnson? Never heard of 'em

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 23, 2011 09:28 AM (mmHDH)

34 13 So Barry thinks FDR and LBJ were two of the Best?Wow, he certainly is in good company then...

Posted by: The terrorist Hobbit formerly known as Donna at December 23, 2011 01:19 PM (X4EXc)

One of our local newspaper sports columnists is on the radio a lot, and goes on the occasional liberal political rant. About six months ago, he was ranting about how Obama will be remembered as one of America's greatest presidents when it's all said and done. Right up there with FDR and LBJ! He thinks just like his idol...

Posted by: Pyrocles at December 23, 2011 09:28 AM (cv5Iw)

35 He's right.  All we did was lay the foundations of the most powerful nation in the history of the planet.  But this Obama guy?   Awesome.  How about when he......um......he created, ummmm,........he defeated the ummmmm, ..........that pimp roll he does when he gets off AF 1 is just awesome

Posted by: Madison, Monroe, Jefferson and on and on at December 23, 2011 09:29 AM (6TB1Z)

36 Aww, Ace, his ego just resides in his eloquence.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 23, 2011 09:29 AM (EVfYn)

37 He forgot to mention, he's the only President that won a Nobel Prize his 1st year in office! What a humble man. /Do I really need to?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 23, 2011 09:29 AM (fJhBR)

38 He is the GREATEST...of all TIME!!!!!

Posted by: Muhammad Ali at December 23, 2011 09:30 AM (6TB1Z)

39 What should be at the end: "I'm Rick Perry and I approved this ad."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 09:31 AM (d0Tfm)

40 This guy is a clown of the highest order.......wait.  Sorry clowns.  You guys are alright.  Obama is just a flat out egocentric asshole.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 23, 2011 09:31 AM (UK9cE)

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 09:32 AM (Qxdfp)

42 Did you guys hear this quote about the trait he cannot stand the most in others is....laziness?

BRB. See if I can find that quote.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2011 09:32 AM (pLTLS)

43 Don't blame me... I'm not with this bastard. And can I have a name change, please? WOOF!

Posted by: B.O. The Portuguese Waterboarding Dog at December 23, 2011 09:33 AM (niZvt)

44 But the crease in his pants.......................

Posted by: Wall_E at December 23, 2011 09:33 AM (48wze)

45 He's never in his life had a "humbling" experience.
Which is going to be all that much harder on him when he does.

I hope there's video.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 23, 2011 09:33 AM (Qxdfp)

46 With regards to the Ed Driscoll article in the side bar, I'll take my chances with the naked breasts.

Posted by: Truman at December 23, 2011 09:34 AM (I2LwF)

47 Yeah here it is. Try not to trigger that gag reflex.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2011 09:34 AM (pLTLS)

48 What should be at the end: "I'm Rick Perry and I approved this ad." Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 01:31 PM (d0Tfm) Amen to that BB!!!!

Posted by: moki at December 23, 2011 09:35 AM (dZmFh)

49

 He's never in his life had a "humbling" experience.

And with his NPD, he never, ever will.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 09:35 AM (d0Tfm)

50 40 This guy is a clown of the highest order.......wait. Sorry clowns. You guys are alright. Obama is just a flat out egocentric asshole.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 23, 2011 01:31 PM (UK9cE)

Yeah, watch it Bub.... comparing us to HIM? Thems fightin words...

Posted by: Bozo at December 23, 2011 09:36 AM (NtXW4)

51 Hey there, moki. How're you feeling?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, President, Curmudgeon's Union Local 427 at December 23, 2011 09:37 AM (d0Tfm)

52

He's on your TV right now.

 

The RNC needs to put out a 'Big Brother Obama' ad...

there is no way all of america isn't as tired of seeing this asswipe as we are. Can you remember a minute of the last three years where this Obama's mole wasn't staring you down from your TV set?

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2011 09:38 AM (SB/6f)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2011 09:39 AM (pLTLS)

54 Barack is the most interesting man in the world. Whales come to watch him.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2011 09:40 AM (jucos)

55 "You're going to be successful if you can get your ego out of it." Let me be clear, that doesn't mean you can't be in thrall to the lyric poem of yourself.

Posted by: barry mcfuckstick at December 23, 2011 09:40 AM (FcR7P)

56 I'm only buying Mayan Calendars from now on.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2011 09:40 AM (SB/6f)

57 o/t:  The blaze is conducting a reader poll.  here.

It's an interesting poll to take. 

Posted by: sam at December 23, 2011 09:40 AM (oZfic)

58 All the hollywood elites have contributed to the max to the president's campaign.  They are happy with him as their president.  Guess the lobbyists aren't far behind.

Most people are horrified by the 4 million dollar vacation.   It would almost be cheaper to buy the guy a ranch.

Posted by: sam at December 23, 2011 09:43 AM (oZfic)

59 Happy Holidays!

Here's my Kwanzaa gift to all you fools:

Net liabilities hit $14.8 trillion in FY11: Treasury

See you on the 9th green, tee-hee!

Posted by: The 4th Greatest President Evar! at December 23, 2011 09:43 AM (9hSKh)

60 He's been the best man at weddings, and never met the groom.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2011 09:43 AM (jucos)

61 He bowls overhand.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2011 09:45 AM (jucos)

62 You guys want any pizza?  We're stuffed.  If not, we're gonna hafta throw it out LOL!.

Posted by: Joseph's 16 year old twins at December 23, 2011 09:45 AM (4136b)

63

Most people are horrified by the 4 million dollar vacation.   It would almost be cheaper to buy the guy a ranch.

 

$4 Mil buys you one hell of a Ranch. 

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2011 09:46 AM (SB/6f)

64 Are the morons here so sure it's not b/c of the glasses in which you wear? Maybe I'm so far up in my bias, I can't see his greatness.

How is it possible for such mendacity to be seen as greatness?

Posted by: GW McLintock at December 23, 2011 09:46 AM (SRjeg)

65 51 I am doing pretty good, BB. Waiting on some tests, but overall, pretty good. I honestly wish all cancer was as easy as mine. Less suffering, less worry,less power over us. So that is my Christmas wish this year. No more cancer, and no more Obama. Although that might be redundant.

Posted by: moki at December 23, 2011 09:46 AM (dZmFh)

66 He speaks fluent french, in russian.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2011 09:47 AM (jucos)

67

How is it possible for such mendacity to be seen as greatness?

 

Big words hurt Truman's head.

Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 09:47 AM (I2LwF)

68 I got this coworker.... man that guy is so delusional he makes me look sane!

Posted by: Boe Jiden at December 23, 2011 09:48 AM (RfvTE)

69 Glad to hear you're doing well, moki. How's the doggeh?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2011 09:48 AM (pLTLS)

70 I am doing pretty good, BB. Waiting on some tests, but overall, pretty good. I honestly wish all cancer was as easy as mine. Less suffering, less worry,less power over us. So that is my Christmas wish this year. No more cancer, and no more Obama. Although that might be redundant.

Posted by: moki at December 23, 2011 01:46 PM (dZmFh)


Good to see you!

Posted by: baldilocks at December 23, 2011 09:48 AM (T2/zQ)

71

If he should pat you on the back, you'd put it on your resume.

Once he built a city out of blocks.  Now 600,000 people live and work there.

Both sides of his pillow are cool.

Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 09:49 AM (I2LwF)

72 He doesn't even know who Chuck Norris IS!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2011 09:50 AM (jucos)

73 Oh, he's so likeable and charming. And oh, that crease. *fans self* What a jerk.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chique) at December 23, 2011 09:50 AM (21lBC)

74 You know who's also fourth best? The slow guy in a relay race.

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 09:50 AM (3wfjw)

75 His tears cure cancer.  Too bad he's never cried.

Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 09:51 AM (I2LwF)

76 I feel like I'm stuck in a campy horror flick in continuous loop with the price of admission permanently linked to my pay stub.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 23, 2011 09:51 AM (HBqDo)

77 Our planet was in danger of imminent destruction from a meteor impact, until he peed upward and changed it's trajectory.

Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 09:52 AM (I2LwF)

78

What's your favorite yObama fantasy?

Mine is:  His concession speech upon losing the next election.  I can hardly wait.....

Posted by: stillwater at December 23, 2011 09:53 AM (0GpN4)

79

His words carry a weight that would break a lesser man's jaw.

 

Wait, what was the topic

Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 09:53 AM (I2LwF)

80

I didn't think anyone could jump higher than Bono and Jimmy Buffet on my 'Punch on Sight' list.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2011 09:53 AM (SB/6f)

81

Lets see... FDR... prolonged the Depresion, and ushered in the Modern Welfare State, which will bankrupt America.

Johnson? His 'Great Society' accelerated the growth of the Welfare State... which will bankrupt America...

Lincoln? Destroyed the Power of the individual States, in favor of an all powerful Federal Government..

So yes, put in those lights, Obama, further eroding power of the States (through Federal Regulations) and accelerating the Welfare State (how long is unemployment insurance now?)... Obama is 'GREAT' just like them...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2011 09:53 AM (NtXW4)

83 Post Turtle Hoc Ego Prompter Hoc

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 09:55 AM (4136b)

84 The roses and petals in that ad are just flat textures. FAIL.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 23, 2011 09:55 AM (2YIVk)

85 love it, Rex

Posted by: Truman North at December 23, 2011 09:55 AM (I2LwF)

86 Hey Baldilocks and Lacey!!! Hey girls, I hope you are getting ready for a wonderful Christmas weekend! I made my goal of singing in the church choir on Christmas Eve-I didn't think I would be able to, but I managed through the two hour dress rehearsal, so the one hour service should be a walk in the park! Doggeh is doing pretty well. She had snapped her ACL completely in two, ripped up her meniscus, and strained the other ligaments, but is finally able to hobble outside for "business." Our shepherd is warting her to make sure she is okay (she's the empathy dog) but I think it is beginning to annoy my lab. The Newf has his nose out of joint that the lab gets the comfy pallet in the middle of the floor and too much attention. So life is good in our house!!!

Posted by: moki at December 23, 2011 09:56 AM (dZmFh)

87 Michelle Obama: "My list is too long.'"

some women are never satisfied.

Posted by: friends of barack, llc at December 23, 2011 01:54 PM (oZfic)

And being half White.... his is too short....

Posted by: Michelle O at December 23, 2011 09:56 AM (NtXW4)

88

The roses and petals in that ad are just flat textures. FAIL.

On the contrary--they lack dimension, just like hiz highness.

Posted by: stillwater at December 23, 2011 09:56 AM (0GpN4)

89 66 He speaks fluent french, in russian.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2011 01:47 PM (jucos)

With an Austrian accent.

Posted by: billygoat at December 23, 2011 09:57 AM (xTmUr)

90 83 Post Turtle Hoc Ego Prompter Hoc

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 23, 2011 01:55 PM (4136b)

 

If you had the hat of rex at #83, please go to window 3 to collect your internets and chicken dinner.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2011 09:57 AM (SB/6f)

91 Growing up, we used to say "his/her heinyness"

Posted by: sam at December 23, 2011 09:58 AM (oZfic)

92 "heinyness" LOL.

Posted by: stillwater at December 23, 2011 10:00 AM (0GpN4)

93 54 Barack is the most interesting man in the world. Whales come to watch him.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2011 01:40 PM (jucos)

He IS the most interesting man in the world...just ask him, he'll tell you so!

Posted by: billygoat at December 23, 2011 10:01 AM (xTmUr)

94 There was a big controversy this year over the nativity scene that has been in the east room of the WH forever.  Apparently they were thinking of not putting it up this year but those favoring it won out.  And I'm told that they are having a "non religious Christmas".  When the person told me this I laughed as I'm wondering how you have a "non religious Christmas" when the holiday's name contains the name of Christ and it's His day, so how do you keep him out of it?

Posted by: sam at December 23, 2011 10:03 AM (oZfic)

95 It is instructive to examine who he compared himself to : Liberal Hero, Liberal Hero*, Liberal Hero**, and himself. None of the Founding Fathers. Not Reagan, whom even liberal historians have been forced to conclude was one of our best presidents. Nope just liberal icons. Goes to show where he sees himself, not as a great president but as a great liberal. * well except for that whole Vietnam thing which was all Republicans' fault, or something ** liberal hero only on the issue of slavery, and on giving the smackdown to racist Southerners who everybody knows were Republicans at the time /s

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 23, 2011 10:04 AM (3wfjw)

96

Obama can't get his ego out of it, which is why he isn't successful.

mwa ha haa.

Posted by: whatever at December 23, 2011 10:05 AM (O7ksG)

97 Obama is a CIA construct. Proof in my newsletter, subscribe now.

Posted by: Dr. Ron at December 23, 2011 10:06 AM (2Gb0y)

98 So I guess since Teddy is dead SCOAMF felt safe in rating himself above JFK.

Posted by: Retread at December 23, 2011 10:08 AM (ALZZ7)

99

Okay, I'll try to stick with the topic of '4th greatest'--SCOAMF's giant ego is surpassed by only three things:

MFM's complete coverup of SCOAMF's anti-american history.

Harvard & Columbia's coverup of SCOAMF's transcripts/academic works.

SCOAMF's minions' undying devotion to the wholly imagined superhero represented by the likeness of Obama. 

Posted by: stillwater at December 23, 2011 10:19 AM (0GpN4)

100 Posted by: moki at December 23, 2011 01:56 PM (dZmFh)

Your faith and your doggehs are a reminder to have gratitude for one's blessings.  Thanks.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 23, 2011 10:20 AM (T2/zQ)

101 I sense Chik-Fil-A.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 23, 2011 10:32 AM (0yt4x)

102 I love it.  I am posting it. 

Posted by: EBL at December 23, 2011 10:39 AM (IgakF)

103 I'd be willing to give up my tax cut to see Obama do another face plant on a closed door.

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2011 10:49 AM (FabC8)

104 "Every place is Barack Obama country once Barack Obama has been there."

I cannot believe he said this. I can not believe it. How'd I miss this the first time around???

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at December 23, 2011 11:08 AM (SsG4J)

105 "You're going to be successful if you can get your ego out of it."

Fail. Epic fail. Fail so large that it's about to create a black hole and suck the future of this country into it. Permanently.

Posted by: physics geek at December 23, 2011 11:19 AM (llWHs)

106 No skew is apparent. Skewers?

Posted by: Dan at December 23, 2011 11:23 AM (ZlSZm)

107 OT: Trump going 3rd party. DRUDGE.
Doom.

Posted by: Relo'ng To The Great White North at December 23, 2011 11:52 AM (EL+OC)

108 This guy is a clown of the highest order.......wait.  Sorry clowns.  You guys are alright.  Obama is just a flat out egocentric asshole.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 23, 2011 01:31 PM (UK9cE)


Please we have some standards.


Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at December 23, 2011 12:03 PM (ylhEn)

109 Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire, Barack?

Posted by: George Soros at December 23, 2011 12:05 PM (XSGFP)

110 Trump going 3rd party. DRUDGE.
Doom.

Posted by: Relo'ng To The Great White North at December 23, 2011 03:52 PM (EL+OC)


I wonder how much Obama had to pay him to do this.


Posted by: An Observation at December 23, 2011 12:13 PM (ylhEn)

111 105 "Every place is Barack Obama country once Barack Obama has been there."

I cannot believe he said this. I can not believe it. How'd I miss this the first time around???

See dar al-harb vs. dar al-islam. Once a Muslim sets foot in a place, then it becomes dar al-islam.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 23, 2011 12:37 PM (dOsjQ)

112 That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.

Posted by: The Duke Is Mine epub at December 23, 2011 04:23 PM (xr+rC)

113 I wear Barack Obama PJ's

Posted by: Chuck Norris at December 23, 2011 04:36 PM (T6sxD)

114 I love what you guys are frequently up too. Such clever work and reporting! Keep up the terrific works guys IÂ’ve added you guys to my blogroll.

Posted by: Silver-Tongued Devil epub at December 23, 2011 04:55 PM (SYiYL)

115 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

Posted by: The Accidental Tourist AudioBook at December 23, 2011 05:18 PM (QlqE4)

116 Like it a lot, but....

"Who is even greater than them"?????....No.No.NO! 

Posted by: LastLion at December 23, 2011 05:51 PM (B2xuz)

117 There are so much to learn from your post here, Uma, well done.

Posted by: Foreign Affairs AudioBook at December 23, 2011 06:20 PM (V+/ig)

118 Even his mistakes are greater than other men's accomplishments, and when he lies the truths that lesser men tell prostrate themselves in shame.

Posted by: Edj at December 24, 2011 06:19 AM (+QKfp)

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