May 23, 2011
— Ace Article here, but who cares.
This is a Harris Interactive poll, so it's online, with self-selection, so it's not a real-real poll, but it is realer than, say, their survey of Playboy readers. (And, like, who reads Playboy anymore?)
The thing that is marginally on-topic here is the breakdown by ideological persuasion.
I dunno -- what's winning and losing here? I guess we're "winning" by our own standards, and liberals are "winning" by theirs.

Except for one thing -- what's this business about 38% of conservatives posting an "ad" (I assume this means a relationship-seeking ad) while already in a relationship?
That doesn't sound right, and is very inconsistent with the other data. The basic take-away is that conservatives are more reserved about sex (including "sexts" and other online expressions of sex), but are posting sex ads while in a relationship? At at a 38% rate?
Seems wrong.
Oh, This is Political:
Should men have a role in abortion decisions affecting their wives or lovers?Yes: 64 percent (Male 71 percent, Female 57 percent)
No: 22 percent (Male 15 percent, Female 28 percent)
Not sure: 15 percent (Male 14 percent, Female 15 percent)
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Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2011 04:48 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 04:50 PM (2p0e3)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 04:51 PM (J4Pnx)
Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 08:50 PM (2p0e3)
Uh huh
Posted by: Jack Ryan at May 23, 2011 04:51 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 04:51 PM (2p0e3)
Posted by: blaster at May 23, 2011 04:51 PM (Fw2Gg)
"know full names of all past Lovers"?
Hmmm... not even this years.... /hangs head in fake shame...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2011 04:52 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: JonathanEllis at May 23, 2011 04:52 PM (BdzEV)
Posted by: Conservative at May 23, 2011 04:52 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 08:51 PM (J4Pnx)
'That Asshole' counts as a name.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2011 04:53 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 04:53 PM (J4Pnx)
I question the data.
Posted by: Newton Leroy Ronald Wilson Reagan Gingrich at May 23, 2011 04:53 PM (cDD9N)
Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 04:54 PM (2p0e3)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 04:54 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: StarChamberMaid at May 23, 2011 04:54 PM (nj1bB)
Need more clarification on what kind of ad posted, 3 way on Craigslist or socket set on eBay?
That being said, I don't question the 38% posted an ad number, I question the libs claiming only 24%. Never taking down the previous ad does not count as a technicality.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 23, 2011 04:55 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: Frank G at May 23, 2011 04:56 PM (4X0aT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2011 04:56 PM (loM0R)
Liberal 6%
Conservative 1%
Sorry, guys, I think that was me.
You banged Rielle Hunter?
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 04:57 PM (J4Pnx)
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my neighbor?
For anal sex while looking in a mirror.
Posted by: Mr Rodgers at May 23, 2011 04:57 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Bugler at May 23, 2011 04:57 PM (VXBR1)
The interracial sex stat would be more interesting if one broke it down as "repeated" interracial sex.
I guarantee you it would actually be higher for conservatives then- because 'racist' conservatives have a higher rate of interracial marriage than 'tolerant' liberals.
Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (O3+7J)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (c0A3e)
(And, like, who reads Playboy anymore?)
You say that like anyone ever "read Playboy for the articles" in the first place.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (7YzRS)
(link to Asian Times Online)
http://tinyurl.com/3t4k9un
Posted by: Stankbraham Rincoln at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (mLAWK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2011 08:56 PM (loM0R)
So the average conservative squeakholer has squeakholed two libs?
Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (l6k/F)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (54F2e)
I question the data.
Posted by: Newton Leroy Ronald Wilson Reagan GingrichI question your birth certificate.
Posted by: fluffy at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (SwkdU)
I think for some of this the liberals are out actively seeking some of these things. Like sex with a foreigner. They feel like its something they need to experience to be a complete person. Same with interacial sex. "I can't be racist I banged a black chick."
Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (oVQFe)
That being said, I don't question the 38% posted an ad number, I question the libs claiming only 24%. Never taking down the previous ad does not count as a technicality.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 23, 2011 08:55 PM (C2//T)
Yeah, I think this may be a technicality along these lines.
So libs claim they aren't in a "serious relationship" so it doesn't count.
Kind of like raping the maid.
Posted by: Mr Rodgers at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (bgcml)
Vaginal sex: 94 percent (Male 92 percent, Female 95 percent)
Oral sex: 60 percent (Male 67 percent, Female 54 percent)
Anal sex: 52 percent (Male 58 percent, Female 47 percent)
Other: 4 percent
Decline to answer: 3 percent
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Awesome. That's a whole lot of holes that you can poke without having sex.
Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (2p0e3)
Also, I think a lot of these answers are probably dishonest on the other end. Almost 40% of liberals have slept with someone within 6 hours of meeting them? Yeah, sure.
Posted by: Dustin at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (Q3nWV)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (RPYjQ)
Posted by: Bugler at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (VXBR1)
Has channel surfed during sex.
Liberals 12%
Morons' Wives 82%
Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 08:58 PM (QKKT0)
I was trying to find the channel they were showing my inaugural on, dammit.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (bgcml)
I guarantee you it would actually be higher for
conservatives then- because 'racist' conservatives have a higher rate of
interracial marriage than 'tolerant' liberals.
Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 08:58 PM (O3+7J)
--Probably true with foreigners too. (I'm one of that cohort.)
Dirty one night stand hippie sex with Euro trash during your summer backpacking is not exactly "open minded" compared to marrying someone from another country.
Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (BP6Z1)
Rush Limbaugh was interviewed by Playboy once. I read that article,
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Dustin at May 23, 2011 08:59 PM (Q3nWV)
You know its hard to get a business card at an impromptu orgy.
Posted by: Your Average Pelosi Voter at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (bgcml)
I think for some of this the liberals are out actively seeking some of these things. Like sex with a foreigner. They feel like its something they need to experience to be a complete person. Same with interacial sex. "I can't be racist I banged a black chick."
Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2011 08:58 PM (oVQFe)
Ding ding ding.
Its one thing to bang someone of a different race for the exotic aspect of it (which is really what these hipster liberals do).
Its entirely different to be in an actual relationship with someone who is a hundred shades darker than you (then again Xerox paper is 10 shades darker than me, so that is a bit skewed).
Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 05:01 PM (O3+7J)
Now that would have been a telling question!
Posted by: momma at May 23, 2011 05:01 PM (penCf)
Posted by: Maria Shriver at May 23, 2011 05:01 PM (QKKT0)
Being on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
Always have an exit strategy
Plan ahead
There seems to be a lot of reasons for the spike in online ad placement.
I bet there'd be on in the "Groped by TSA" section as well...
Posted by: KZnextzone at May 23, 2011 05:01 PM (ZUWaD)
I think, especially on a "sex" poll, you're going to get a high rate of "fuck offs" in your respondents.
Not to mention bullshitters who just say whatever they feel like at the moment.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 23, 2011 05:01 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 05:02 PM (dvQqE)
Enjoy a chilled chai smoothie after a delightful scamper through the Public Gardens...
Liberals: 48 %
Morons: 4% (exclusively when trying to close the deal with a nice piece of tail.)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 05:02 PM (Z05lF)
I told my soon to be wife back in 1976 that if she left, all the kids stay with me.
She would no sooner get an abortion than me forgo ValuRite, but hey, that is political in it's own right, I guess.
Gee, Rove and Kraut are really smart, aren't they?
Posted by: Tom_Ohio at May 23, 2011 05:03 PM (7U2lm)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 23, 2011 05:03 PM (RPYjQ)
Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (dvQqE)
They feel like its something they need to experience to be a complete person. Same with interacial sex. "I can't be racist I banged a black chick dude."
Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2011 08:58 PM (oVQFe)
Well hello there.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Dustin at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (Q3nWV)
I always think it's very telling that most libs say abortions are private and the daddy shouldn't be involved in the decision making, yet if the mother decides NOT to have an abortion, the libs are fine with forcing every man to pay for the child (even if it isn't theirs and they are lied to).
Posted by: momma at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (penCf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (loM0R)
But Intrade has "Conservative angle-of-the-dangle" up by 20%!!!!
Hey, it's still a pole poll thread.
Posted by: In before the troll at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (7YzRS)
Yes: 11 percent
No: 87 percent
Decline to answer: 1 percent
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Well that doesn't sound right. I thought like 50% of the population had herpes. If it's really only 11%, "game on!"
Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 05:05 PM (2p0e3)
Posted by: Triple Crowne Royale at May 23, 2011 05:06 PM (STTZD)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2011 05:06 PM (m3WP2)
Liberals- 49% had interracial sex
Might depend on how you define race. "That chick from last summer was Jewish, right? Okay, yeah, I did that."
Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 05:07 PM (l6k/F)
You're assuming a sexual relationship. I'll admit it, I've dated more than one chick at a time but I've never had a sexual relationship with more than one chick at a time. And I don't think it is wrong. And I've posted an add while dating someone that just wasn't going anywhere, or the relationship had gone sour and regressed back to pre-intimate (read I hadn't gotten any in a while and didn't look like I was going to get any soon) and I wanted to do something else than wait patiently for the breakup. I guess I could have done the breaking up myself, but I have a personal peeve against chicks who once they become dissatisfied with a relationship, totally go self destructive on it trying to get you to break up with them so they can remain guilt free. So I get stubborn and wait them out and make them take responsibility for their choices. I actually laughed at one who came to me like it was big crushing news and told her I had been expecting it for 6 months, and what on earth took her so long.
After a GF regressed back to first base and no further, I figured it's open field once again. So yeah, while being 100% monogamous (never being in more than 1 intimate relationship at a time, actually never even dating more than 1 person while in an intimate relationship) I have posted while dating.
I'm married now, so all of that is over.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 23, 2011 05:07 PM (0q2P7)
Knows where every former lover lives. And works. And shops.
Liberal 16%
Conservative 77%
Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 08:56 PM (QKKT0)
Hmmm... and yet the three Stalker type X girlfreinds of mine were all more liberal, than conservative...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2011 05:07 PM (NtXW4)
Get thrills up the leg from pant creases on clean, articulate black guys:
Liberals: 100%
Conservatives: 1%
Posted by: David Brooks at May 23, 2011 05:07 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 05:08 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 09:07 PM (l6k/F)
For the record, having sex with anything that crawled out of New Jersey is considered beastiality.
Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (O3+7J)
OMG, I thought you said Intramural sex. That's an elective in 11th Grade... Oooops!
Interracial sex? No way. I don't even run track...
Posted by: Public High School Student at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (Z05lF)
Maybe it wasn't sex-sex.
/These kinds of self-reported, online polls are useful for amusement - nothing more. Might as well group them with the Ron Paul online spammed polls.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (c0A3e)
--Agree. My code when I was single was once it became sexual, it was exclusive --but until then all bets were off.
Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (BP6Z1)
Has dipped balls in pudding:
Liberals 0%
Morons 58%
Percent of morons who have other body parts to dip in pudding*:
42%
*while typing
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (XdlcF)
Liberal women are pretty disgusting.
She gets to decide if she wants to murder Jr up until pre-school.
Then she gets to decide just about everything else for the rest of his life.
The only "choice" Daddy gets to make is paying with cash or a check.
Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2011 05:10 PM (2dbd9)
OMG, I thought you said Intramural sex. That's an elective in 11th Grade... Oooops!
Interracial sex? No way. I don't even run track...
Posted by: Public High School Student at May 23, 2011 09:09 PM (Z05lF)
Intramural? is that when you bang a chick from another School?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2011 05:10 PM (NtXW4)
Well that doesn't sound right. I thought like 50% of the population had herpes. If it's really only 11%, "game on!"
Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 09:05 PM (2p0e3)
Just stay away from people kayaking, according to those commercials.
Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2011 05:11 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2011 05:11 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 05:12 PM (Z05lF)
#98
Or climbing mountains, throwing frisbees in the park, drinking coffee, talking with old people, and swimming.
Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 05:12 PM (O3+7J)
Posted by: The Society for Truth In Pharmaceutical Advertising at May 23, 2011 05:12 PM (VXBR1)
Look, I'm sure there are a few people out there like that. Just not 40%. And I think those who feel a need to talk about themselves all the time would be drastically more likely to lie or even just honestly answer a poll like this.
Posted by: Dustin at May 23, 2011 05:13 PM (Q3nWV)
Or those sick fucks who sit in side-by-side bathtubs and watch the sunset.
Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2011 05:13 PM (2dbd9)
is it possible to have ir sex w/self?
We will now have a two-minute time out for the obligatory Obama masturbation jokes.
Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 05:13 PM (l6k/F)
Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 05:14 PM (l6k/F)
Yeh, there's got to be a good joke about his Irish self and his other self.
Somewhere. Can't see it from here.
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 23, 2011 05:15 PM (XdlcF)
Intramural? is that when you bang a chick from another School?
Naw. That's when you bang her at midnight under the Cesar Chavez mural on the wall of the Sociology department. Bonus points if you wipe your schlong off on the grape pickers in the painting.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2011 05:15 PM (7YzRS)
Posted by: Will Folks at May 23, 2011 05:17 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2011 05:18 PM (m3WP2)
Posted by: tcn at May 23, 2011 05:18 PM (QuGK2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 05:18 PM (Z05lF)
Posted by: blaster at May 23, 2011 05:19 PM (Fw2Gg)
Posted by: Jordan at May 23, 2011 05:23 PM (4z6KA)
Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 05:24 PM (dvQqE)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 05:24 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:26 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 05:28 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:28 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Crazee at May 23, 2011 05:28 PM (H3ujh)
A foreigner to a liberal is someone from New Jersey
Errrr, I'm pretty sure that viewpoint isn't restricted to liberals.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2011 05:29 PM (7YzRS)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:30 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 05:31 PM (Z05lF)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:32 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 05:33 PM (dvQqE)
White guys motto - 8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy
Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 05:34 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:35 PM (kUaEF)
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Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:37 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 09:31 PM (Z05lF)
--You get points for the "foreign" part.
My wife is Mexican, so the un-PC part of me is dubious on the "interracial" part but she is foreign.
Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 05:40 PM (BP6Z1)
"Should men have a role in abortion decisions affecting their wives or lovers?"
What the hell does this even mean? What is a "role" in the decision? Does that mean they have veto power over the woman's preference? Do they get to pick where the abortion is performed? Only if they're paying for it? Or do they just voice their preference and then get ignored?
This is the kind of stupid ass horseshit liberals excell at. If women have a "right" to abortion, there is no role for anyone else in the decision. Period. Full Stop. They should quit pretending they give a flying fuck how it affects men.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 23, 2011 05:42 PM (iYwUw)
Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:46 PM (kUaEF)
Posted by: logprof
Yeah, it would probably be more geneaologically correct for me to say that she was Dutch, but her family had lived in S.A., Namib., etc. for a few generations. Still do.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 05:49 PM (Z05lF)
Yeah, it would probably be more geneaologically correct for me to say that she was Dutch, but her family had lived in S.A., Namib., etc. for a few generations. Still do.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 09:49 PM (Z05lF)
--I was there in 2005. There is even still a German community in Swakopmund dating back to the colonial days. Hell, even many of the black African women in Namibia are not that dark, probably from Bantu mixing with Khoi-San.
Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 05:52 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2011 05:55 PM (54F2e)
Posted by: Bob Dole! at May 23, 2011 06:01 PM (i/7Kr)
Posted by: Crazee at May 23, 2011 09:28 PM (H3ujh)
Actually I mainly look at the breasts, but yes. Thats the gist of it.
Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 06:32 PM (O3+7J)
Posted by: Fortunata at May 23, 2011 06:45 PM (90H1N)
Now, I wanna see statistics concerning STDs and liberals vs. conservatives. Bet liberals got more crotch rot, clap, warts, etc.
Posted by: HotinHEAVEN at May 23, 2011 07:51 PM (SQvIY)
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