May 23, 2011

Harris/Playboy Sex Survey (Includes Ideological Breakdowns)
— Ace

Article here, but who cares.

This is a Harris Interactive poll, so it's online, with self-selection, so it's not a real-real poll, but it is realer than, say, their survey of Playboy readers. (And, like, who reads Playboy anymore?)

The thing that is marginally on-topic here is the breakdown by ideological persuasion.

I dunno -- what's winning and losing here? I guess we're "winning" by our own standards, and liberals are "winning" by theirs.

Results of the 2011 Playboy Harris Sex Survey.png

Except for one thing -- what's this business about 38% of conservatives posting an "ad" (I assume this means a relationship-seeking ad) while already in a relationship?

That doesn't sound right, and is very inconsistent with the other data. The basic take-away is that conservatives are more reserved about sex (including "sexts" and other online expressions of sex), but are posting sex ads while in a relationship? At at a 38% rate?

Seems wrong.

Oh, This is Political:

Should men have a role in abortion decisions affecting their wives or lovers?

Yes: 64 percent (Male 71 percent, Female 57 percent)
No: 22 percent (Male 15 percent, Female 28 percent)
Not sure: 15 percent (Male 14 percent, Female 15 percent)


Posted by: Ace at 04:45 PM | Comments (147)
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1 What about foreign interracial anal sex with a neighbor, though?

Posted by: blaster at May 23, 2011 04:47 PM (Fw2Gg)

2 are other species a different "race"?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at May 23, 2011 04:47 PM (QU+WE)

3 Maybe non-conservatives think 'sex ad' while conservatives think 'e-bayed my old Devo records'

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2011 04:48 PM (z1N6a)

4 It says 38%, no?

Posted by: PBoilermaker at May 23, 2011 04:49 PM (jU2vI)

5

Has anally penetrated a hotel maid or domestic worker.

Liberals 86%   Conservatives 2%

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 04:49 PM (QKKT0)

6 Maybe the posted ad was one of those "couple seeks a third" ones.  The graphic doesn't show any stats for three-ways, so the 34% outlier for "posting ads while in relationship" might signify that conservatives are down with threesomes (and presumably the good kind, since the butt sex numbers are down).

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 04:50 PM (2p0e3)

7 Has committed economic rape:

Liberals 99%
Conservatives 30%

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 04:50 PM (BP6Z1)

8 Wait. You're supposed to remember names?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 04:51 PM (J4Pnx)

9 6 Maybe the posted ad was one of those "couple seeks a third" ones.  The graphic doesn't show any stats for three-ways, so the 34% outlier for "posting ads while in relationship" might signify that conservatives are down with threesomes (and presumably the good kind, since the butt sex numbers are down).

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 08:50 PM (2p0e3)



Uh huh

Posted by: Jack Ryan at May 23, 2011 04:51 PM (BP6Z1)

10 ...and what is this crap that only 15% of conservatives admit to having porn on their computer.  Lies, damn lies!

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 04:51 PM (2p0e3)

11 There is no question about wearing a cougar as a condom.

Posted by: blaster at May 23, 2011 04:51 PM (Fw2Gg)

12

"know full names of all past Lovers"?

Hmmm... not even this years.... /hangs head in fake shame...

 

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2011 04:52 PM (NtXW4)

13 38% of conservatives found themselves in a relationship with a liberal and wanted out fast.

Posted by: JonathanEllis at May 23, 2011 04:52 PM (BdzEV)

14

Has watched sex in a window.

Liberals 99%
Conservatives 18%

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 04:52 PM (QKKT0)

15 I only touched my penis to the maid's mouth once.

Posted by: Conservative at May 23, 2011 04:52 PM (GTbGH)

16 Buggery:

Liberals 30%

Conservatives 1%

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 04:53 PM (BP6Z1)

17 Wait. You're supposed to remember names?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 08:51 PM (J4Pnx)

'That Asshole' counts as a name.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2011 04:53 PM (z1N6a)

18 What? No masturbation question?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 04:53 PM (J4Pnx)

19

I question the data.

Posted by: Newton Leroy Ronald Wilson Reagan Gingrich at May 23, 2011 04:53 PM (cDD9N)

20 The "has had anal sex" is useless statistic.  We all know that liberal men take it in the pooper.  The only interesting statistic is liberal versus conservative breakdown for women willing to suffer in that manner.

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 04:54 PM (2p0e3)

21 Had sex with senatorial candidate's garbage: Liberal 6% Conservative 1% Sorry, guys, I think that was me.

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 04:54 PM (nj1bB)

22 Would like to see this further broken down by public office holder/not public office holder

Posted by: StarChamberMaid at May 23, 2011 04:54 PM (nj1bB)

23
Wait. You're supposed to remember names?




Some of us are trying to forget......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2011 04:54 PM (7YzRS)

24 'That Asshole' counts as a name.


Awesome. That means I'm at 100% in name recollection.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 04:55 PM (J4Pnx)

25

Need more clarification on what kind of ad posted, 3 way on Craigslist or socket set on eBay?

That being said, I don't question the 38% posted an ad number, I question the libs claiming only 24%.   Never taking down the previous ad does not count as a technicality.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 23, 2011 04:55 PM (C2//T)

26
Has had sex with student/intern:

Liberals 40%
Conservatives 2%

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 04:56 PM (BP6Z1)

27 "had anal sex" is indeed a double for libs. I howevere, restrict my squeakhole activities to Libs. They welcome it. I say "here comes Big Government", and they dilate like a 10th month preggie

Posted by: Frank G at May 23, 2011 04:56 PM (4X0aT)

28 Regarding the anal sex question. The breakout above did not explain the conservative respondants were indicating that they had pitched in this scenario, while the liberal respondants were indicating that they had caught in this scenario.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2011 04:56 PM (loM0R)

29

Knows where every former lover lives. And works. And shops.

Liberal 16%

Conservative 77%

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 04:56 PM (QKKT0)

30 Had sex with senatorial candidate's garbage:

Liberal 6%

Conservative 1%


Sorry, guys, I think that was me.


You banged Rielle Hunter?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 04:57 PM (J4Pnx)

31 So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?

Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my neighbor?
For anal sex while looking in a mirror.

Posted by: Mr Rodgers at May 23, 2011 04:57 PM (bgcml)

32
Held camera:

Liberals 10%
Conservatives 45%

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 04:57 PM (BP6Z1)

33 Has dipped balls in pudding: Liberals 0% Morons 58%

Posted by: Bugler at May 23, 2011 04:57 PM (VXBR1)

34

The interracial sex stat would be more interesting if one broke it down as "repeated" interracial sex.

I guarantee you it would actually be higher for conservatives then- because 'racist' conservatives have a higher rate of interracial marriage than 'tolerant' liberals.

 

Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (O3+7J)

35 No figures on the question of "Has had anal sex with a neighbor withing six hours of meeting them?"

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (c0A3e)

36

You banged Rielle Hunter?

 

For the win.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (hW57F)

37
(And, like, who reads Playboy anymore?)




You say that like anyone ever "read Playboy for the articles" in the first place.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (7YzRS)

38 Why are we talking about this useless trash when Spengler has a new peace up?

(link to Asian Times Online)

http://tinyurl.com/3t4k9un

Posted by: Stankbraham Rincoln at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (mLAWK)

39

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2011 08:56 PM (loM0R)

So the average conservative squeakholer has squeakholed two libs?

Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (l6k/F)

40 If they were going by sheer volume of pron on computers my stash alone would tip the scales in the conservatives favor.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (54F2e)

41
Has had sex with a Klingon:

Liberals 1%
Conservatives 0%

Posted by: King Barry XV at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (BP6Z1)

42

I question the data.

Posted by: Newton Leroy Ronald Wilson Reagan Gingrich

I question your birth certificate.

Posted by: fluffy at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (SwkdU)

43

I think for some of this the liberals are out actively seeking some of these things.  Like sex with a foreigner.  They feel like its something they need to experience to be a complete person.  Same with interacial sex.  "I can't be racist I banged a black chick."

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (oVQFe)

44

Has channel surfed during sex.

Liberals 12%

Morons' Wives 82%

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 04:58 PM (QKKT0)

45

That being said, I don't question the 38% posted an ad number, I question the libs claiming only 24%.   Never taking down the previous ad does not count as a technicality.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 23, 2011 08:55 PM (C2//T)

Yeah, I think this may be a technicality along these lines.

So libs claim they aren't in a "serious relationship" so it doesn't count.

Kind of like raping the maid.

Posted by: Mr Rodgers at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (bgcml)

46 How do you personally define “sex”?
Vaginal sex: 94 percent (Male 92 percent, Female 95 percent)
Oral sex: 60 percent (Male 67 percent, Female 54 percent)
Anal sex: 52 percent (Male 58 percent, Female 47 percent)
Other: 4 percent
Decline to answer: 3 percent
-----------
Awesome.  That's a whole lot of holes that you can poke without having sex.

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (2p0e3)

47

#41

Amateur.

 

Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (O3+7J)

48

NUMBERS!!!!

GAHHHH!!!!!!

Posted by: ErikW at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (VaNe/)

49 I think this poll is probably BS, meant to paint conservatives as evil cheaters who don't have any fun.

Also, I think a lot of these answers are probably dishonest on the other end.  Almost 40% of liberals have slept with someone within 6 hours of meeting them?  Yeah, sure.

Posted by: Dustin at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (Q3nWV)

50 Have fantasized fellating Obama: Liberals 100%

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (RPYjQ)

51 You say that like anyone ever "read Playboy for the articles" in the first place. I read a Playboy article once. I was 14 and really, really tired.

Posted by: Bugler at May 23, 2011 04:59 PM (VXBR1)

52

Has channel surfed during sex.

Liberals 12%

Morons' Wives 82%

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 08:58 PM (QKKT0)

I was trying to find the channel they were showing my inaugural on, dammit.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (bgcml)

53

They left out the chicken?

Not a serious poll.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (jx2j9)

54 I knew it.

Posted by: Beyond Human Ken at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (FYCiJ)

55

I guarantee you it would actually be higher for conservatives then- because 'racist' conservatives have a higher rate of interracial marriage than 'tolerant' liberals.

 

Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 08:58 PM (O3+7J)

--Probably true with foreigners too.  (I'm one of that cohort.)

Dirty one night stand hippie sex with Euro trash during your summer backpacking is not exactly "open minded" compared to marrying someone from another country.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (BP6Z1)

56 I read a Playboy article once. I was 14 and really, really tired.

Rush Limbaugh was interviewed by Playboy once.  I read that article,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (c0A3e)

57 Also, I think a lot of these answers are probably dishonest on the other end.  Almost 40% of liberals have slept with someone within 6 hours of meeting them?  Yeah, sure.

Posted by: Dustin at May 23, 2011 08:59 PM (Q3nWV)

You know its hard to get a business card at an impromptu orgy.

Posted by: Your Average Pelosi Voter at May 23, 2011 05:00 PM (bgcml)

58

I think for some of this the liberals are out actively seeking some of these things.  Like sex with a foreigner.  They feel like its something they need to experience to be a complete person.  Same with interacial sex.  "I can't be racist I banged a black chick."

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2011 08:58 PM (oVQFe)

Ding ding ding.

 

Its one thing to bang someone of a different race for the exotic aspect of it (which is really what these hipster liberals do).

Its entirely different to be in an actual relationship with someone who is a hundred shades darker than you (then again Xerox paper is 10 shades darker than me, so that is a bit skewed).

Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 05:01 PM (O3+7J)

59 ....only types with one hand while commenting on AoSHQ?


Now that would have been a telling question!

Posted by: momma at May 23, 2011 05:01 PM (penCf)

60 Does the leaf blower guy count as a foreigner?

Posted by: Maria Shriver at May 23, 2011 05:01 PM (QKKT0)

61

Being on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu

Always have an exit strategy

Plan ahead

There seems to be a lot of reasons for the spike in online ad placement.

I bet there'd be on in the "Groped by TSA" section as well...

Posted by: KZnextzone at May 23, 2011 05:01 PM (ZUWaD)

62 What percentage would not answer the poll?

I think, especially on a "sex" poll, you're going to get a high rate of "fuck offs" in your respondents.

Not to mention bullshitters who just say whatever they feel like at the moment.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 23, 2011 05:01 PM (bxiXv)

63

Exactly who doesn't define vaginal intercourse as "sex"? 

And what's her number?

Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 05:02 PM (l6k/F)

64 The interracial sex stat would be more interesting if one broke it down as "repeated" interracial sex. Or if the illiberals were answering the question honestly.

Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 05:02 PM (dvQqE)

65

Enjoy a chilled chai smoothie after a delightful scamper through the Public Gardens...

Liberals: 48 %

Morons: 4% (exclusively when trying to close the deal with a nice piece of tail.)

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 05:02 PM (Z05lF)

66

Have actually eaten bacon while having sex:

Liberals 1%

Conservatives 5%

AoS morons 90%

Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 05:02 PM (O3+7J)

67 Has dipped balls in pudding: Anderson Cooper

Liberals 0% .2%
Morons 58% 0%


Posted by: Your Average Pelosi Voter at May 23, 2011 05:03 PM (bgcml)

68 Maybe I'm a liberal.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 05:03 PM (+sBB4)

69

I told my soon to be wife back in 1976 that if she left, all the kids stay with me.

She would no sooner get an abortion than me forgo ValuRite, but hey, that is political in it's own right, I guess.

Gee, Rove and Kraut are really smart, aren't they?

 

Posted by: Tom_Ohio at May 23, 2011 05:03 PM (7U2lm)

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2011 05:03 PM (J4Pnx)

71 Assumed "doggie style" position in order to watch game-winning field goal on Sunday Ticket: cons at least 1%.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 23, 2011 05:03 PM (RPYjQ)

72 Also, I think a lot of these answers are probably dishonest on the other end. Almost 40% of liberals have slept with someone within 6 hours of meeting them? Yeah, sure. Well, Ken the Prude has done that, so it's easier for me to believe it about them. Then again, they are very ugly.

Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (dvQqE)

73

  They feel like its something they need to experience to be a complete person.  Same with interacial sex.  "I can't be racist I banged a black chick dude."

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2011 08:58 PM (oVQFe)

Well hello there.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (bgcml)

74 The only conservatives who would even answer an ad like this are probably statistically unusual.

Posted by: Dustin at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (Q3nWV)

75 Was there a breakdown of cons/libs on the abortion question?

I always think it's very telling that most libs say abortions are private and the daddy shouldn't be involved in the decision making, yet if the mother decides NOT to have an abortion, the libs are fine with forcing every man to pay for the child (even if it isn't theirs  and they are lied to).

Posted by: momma at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (penCf)

76 secundus/40 Yep. And as far as I can tell they all liked the act and the fact that it assuaged their imperialist/colonialist guilt.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (loM0R)

77

Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 09:01 PM (O3+7J)

On that one???

Retired Sailor... nuff said...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (NtXW4)

78
But Intrade has "Conservative angle-of-the-dangle" up by 20%!!!!

Hey, it's still a pole poll thread.

Posted by: In before the troll at May 23, 2011 05:04 PM (7YzRS)

79 Liberals- 49% had interracial sex

Idiots.  Fapping over Obama's pants leg doesn't count.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 05:05 PM (+sBB4)

80 Have you ever been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted disease (STD)?
Yes: 11 percent
No: 87 percent
Decline to answer: 1 percent
-------
Well that doesn't sound right.  I thought like 50% of the population had herpes.  If it's really only 11%, "game on!"

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 05:05 PM (2p0e3)

81 My wife is a lib. So when I poke her in the ass, isn't that a wash?

Posted by: Triple Crowne Royale at May 23, 2011 05:06 PM (STTZD)

82 The only thing liberals think about conservatives and sex is that all conservatives are hypocrites.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2011 05:06 PM (m3WP2)

83

 Liberals- 49% had interracial sex


Might depend on how you define race. "That chick from last summer was Jewish, right?  Okay, yeah, I did that."

Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 05:07 PM (l6k/F)

84 but are posting sex ads while in a relationship? At at a 34% rate?

You're assuming a sexual relationship. I'll admit it, I've dated more than one chick at a time but I've never had a sexual relationship with more than one chick at a time. And I don't think it is wrong. And I've posted an add while dating someone that just wasn't going anywhere, or the relationship had gone sour and regressed back to pre-intimate (read I hadn't gotten any in a while and didn't look like I was going to get any soon) and I wanted to do something else than wait patiently for the breakup. I guess I could have done the breaking up myself, but I have a personal peeve against chicks who once they become dissatisfied with a relationship, totally go self destructive on it trying to get you to break up with them so they can remain guilt free. So I get stubborn and wait them out and make them take responsibility for their choices. I actually laughed at one who came to me like it was big crushing news and told her I had been expecting it for 6 months, and what on earth took her so long.

After a GF regressed back to first base and no further, I figured it's open field once again. So yeah, while being 100% monogamous (never being in more than 1 intimate relationship at a time, actually never even dating more than 1 person while in an intimate relationship) I have posted while dating.

I'm married now, so all of that is over.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 23, 2011 05:07 PM (0q2P7)

85 30

Knows where every former lover lives. And works. And shops.

Liberal 16%

Conservative 77%

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 08:56 PM (QKKT0)

Hmmm... and yet the three Stalker type X girlfreinds of mine were all more liberal, than conservative...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2011 05:07 PM (NtXW4)

86
Get thrills up the leg from pant creases on clean, articulate black guys:

Liberals: 100%
Conservatives: 1%

Posted by: David Brooks at May 23, 2011 05:07 PM (BP6Z1)

87 This means that the conservative guys are banging lots of easy liberal chicks.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 05:08 PM (+sBB4)

88 Might depend on how you define race. "That chick from last summer was Jewish, right?  Okay, yeah, I did that."

Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 09:07 PM (l6k/F)

For the record, having sex with anything that crawled out of New Jersey is considered beastiality.

Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (O3+7J)

89

OMG, I thought you said Intramural sex. That's an elective in 11th Grade... Oooops!

Interracial sex? No way. I don't even run track...

Posted by: Public High School Student at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (Z05lF)

90 73 Also, I think a lot of these answers are probably dishonest on the other end. Almost 40% of liberals have slept with someone within 6 hours of meeting them? Yeah, sure.

Maybe it wasn't sex-sex.

/These kinds of self-reported, online polls are useful for amusement - nothing more.  Might as well group them with the Ron Paul online spammed polls. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (c0A3e)

91 Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 23, 2011 09:07 PM (0q2P7)

--Agree.  My code when I was single was once it became sexual, it was exclusive --but until then all bets were off.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (BP6Z1)

92

Has dipped balls in pudding:

Liberals 0%
Morons 58%

Percent of morons who have other body parts to dip in pudding*:

42%

*while typing

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (XdlcF)

93 So, why is any of this stuff relevant?

Posted by: Joe Schmuck at May 23, 2011 05:09 PM (k+t+2)

94 76:

Liberal women are pretty disgusting.

She gets to decide if she wants to murder Jr up until pre-school.

Then she gets to decide just about everything else for the rest of his life.

The only "choice" Daddy gets to make is paying with cash or a check.

Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2011 05:10 PM (2dbd9)

95

Have their red wings:

90% No

10% Decline to answer

Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 05:10 PM (l6k/F)

96 90

OMG, I thought you said Intramural sex. That's an elective in 11th Grade... Oooops!

Interracial sex? No way. I don't even run track...

Posted by: Public High School Student at May 23, 2011 09:09 PM (Z05lF)

Intramural? is that when you bang a chick from another School?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2011 05:10 PM (NtXW4)

97

Well that doesn't sound right.  I thought like 50% of the population had herpes.  If it's really only 11%, "game on!"

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2011 09:05 PM (2p0e3)

Just stay away from people kayaking, according to those commercials.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2011 05:11 PM (oVQFe)

98 secundus/84 is it possible to have ir sex w/self?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2011 05:11 PM (loM0R)

99 Same school, Romeo. (Which would be real unfortunate in my case, as I went to an all-male HS).

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 05:12 PM (Z05lF)

100

#98

Or climbing mountains, throwing frisbees in the park, drinking coffee, talking with old people, and swimming.

 

Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 05:12 PM (O3+7J)

101 Have experienced an erection lasting more than four hours: Liberals: 0% Conservatives: 0%

Posted by: The Society for Truth In Pharmaceutical Advertising at May 23, 2011 05:12 PM (VXBR1)

102 And of course as soon as I mention that I find it implausible that 40% of libs out there had sex within a few hours of meeting someone, someone will come along and boast, exactly in the way I'm suspecting many others did.

Look, I'm sure there are a few people out there like that.  Just not 40%.  And I think those who feel a need to talk about themselves all the time would be drastically more likely to lie or even just honestly answer a poll like this.

Posted by: Dustin at May 23, 2011 05:13 PM (Q3nWV)

103 This poll sounds like more of a chance for people like Bill Maher to brag and preen.

Or those sick fucks who sit in side-by-side bathtubs and watch the sunset.


Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2011 05:13 PM (2dbd9)

104

is it possible to have ir sex w/self?

We will now have a two-minute time out for the obligatory Obama masturbation jokes.

Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 05:13 PM (l6k/F)

105 Oh, and I think I figured out the 40% withing six hours thing-- libs count hookers as getting laid.

Posted by: Secundus at May 23, 2011 05:14 PM (l6k/F)

106

Yeh, there's got to be a good joke about his Irish self and his other self.

Somewhere. Can't see it from here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 23, 2011 05:15 PM (XdlcF)

107
Assumes a wide stance:

Liberals 50%
Conservatives 1%

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 05:15 PM (BP6Z1)

108
Intramural? is that when you bang a chick from another School?





Naw. That's when you bang her at midnight under the Cesar Chavez mural on the wall of the Sociology department. Bonus points if you wipe your schlong off on the grape pickers in the painting.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2011 05:15 PM (7YzRS)

109 Who lies?

Liberals 100%

Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 05:16 PM (+sBB4)

110 I started to respond, but duty compelled me to remain silent.

Posted by: Will Folks at May 23, 2011 05:17 PM (VXBR1)

111 109 Did you hear the US Navy is naming a ship after him?Cesar Chavez.Fucking disgusting.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2011 05:18 PM (m3WP2)

112 Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe conservative actually means, you know, like, conservative?

Posted by: tcn at May 23, 2011 05:18 PM (QuGK2)

113 To me, "within 6 hours" simply means "ever had a one night stand in college, high school, etc?". You get to the party at 9, meet someone, and are in the back seat by 2 AM. Doesn't exactly require a Casanova to have had one of those kind of nights.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 05:18 PM (Z05lF)

114 Speaking of scoring, Bruins tie it up!!

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 05:19 PM (BP6Z1)

115 Dude, sailors know which way the wind blows. The next boat will be the USS Ellen Degeneres.

Posted by: blaster at May 23, 2011 05:19 PM (Fw2Gg)

116 Watched sex in a mirror? No. Just... NO.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:21 PM (kUaEF)

117 This just confirms my suspicions. Democrats are getting laid a lot more. I'm off to HuffPo, fellas.

Posted by: Jordan at May 23, 2011 05:23 PM (4z6KA)

118 114: That was pretty much my point. I'll tell you who I don't believe: the guys who say they woke up with a girl they don't recognize. If you're so drunk you have a memory blackout, you are way too drunk to pick up a girl you weren't already with. Even illiberal women don't go for men who are stumbling and vomiting.

Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 05:24 PM (dvQqE)

119 >>>You say that like anyone ever "read Playboy for the articles" in the first place. but now I mean "who even looks at it?"

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2011 05:24 PM (nj1bB)

120 Oh, good! My wife is Korean, so I get points for screwing interracially AND a foreigner! Only thing is - sad to say - Asian vajajay, contrary to popular opinion, is vertical, not horizontal, just like the Caucasian variety.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:26 PM (kUaEF)

121 A foreigner to a liberal is someone from New Jersey

Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 05:28 PM (+sBB4)

122 You say that as though stumbling and vomiting were bad things...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:28 PM (kUaEF)

123 Yeah, I agree with the interracial point CAC made. Conservatives actually look at other races as people, I think a lot of libs get a kick out of interracial sex as a fetish. It's "exotic"(for women), or a power trip(for men).

 

Posted by: Crazee at May 23, 2011 05:28 PM (H3ujh)

124
A foreigner to a liberal is someone from New Jersey





Errrr, I'm pretty sure that viewpoint isn't restricted to liberals.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2011 05:29 PM (7YzRS)

125 110 Who lies? Liberals 100% Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 09:16 PM (+sBB4) THANK YOU! Let's face it... for all they're self-promoting bravado, the sad fact is that the last time most pale, malnourished Liberal whimps sipping lattes in front of their Mac laptops at Starbucks had kitteh was when kitteh had them, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:30 PM (kUaEF)

126 I was briefly engaged to a Namibian woman, but she was white so I don't get the bonus points.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 05:31 PM (Z05lF)

127 I think a lot of libs get a kick out of interracial sex as a fetish. It's "exotic"(for women), or a power trip(for men). Posted by: Crazee at May 23, 2011 09:28 PM (H3ujh) It's been observed that many an Asian chick has a thing for white guys, and many a white chick, for black guys. Not quite sure of the psychology of that, one that is PC, anyway.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:32 PM (kUaEF)

128 Nothing in this poll about midgets

Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 05:32 PM (+sBB4)

129 It's been observed that many an Asian chick has a thing for white guys, and many a white chick, for black guys. Not quite sure of the psychology of that, one that is PC, anyway. Simple. Size matters.

Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 05:33 PM (dvQqE)

130 It's been observed that many an Asian chick has a thing for white guys, and many a white chick, for black guys.

White guys motto - 8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy


Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 05:34 PM (+sBB4)

131 129 Nothing in this poll about midgets Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 09:32 PM (+sBB4) 68% of liberal men dream of screwing a different-colored chick while Robert Reich, in a leather S&M outfit, stands on her back pinching the liberal's nipples.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:35 PM (kUaEF)

132 White guys motto - 8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy Posted by: Cherry π at May 23, 2011 09:34 PM (+sBB4) 79. I have my standards, you know.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:36 PM (kUaEF)

133 130 It's been observed that many an Asian chick has a thing for white guys, and many a white chick, for black guys. Not quite sure of the psychology of that, one that is PC, anyway. Simple. Size matters. Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 09:33 PM (dvQqE) That's very insensitive... to non-black guys.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:37 PM (kUaEF)

134 127 I was briefly engaged to a Namibian woman, but she was white so I don't get the bonus points.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 09:31 PM (Z05lF)

--You get points for the "foreign" part.

My wife is Mexican, so the un-PC part of me is dubious on the "interracial" part but she is foreign.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 05:40 PM (BP6Z1)

135

"Should men have a role in abortion decisions affecting their wives or lovers?"

What the hell does this even mean? What is a "role" in the decision? Does that mean they have veto power over the woman's preference? Do they get to pick where the abortion is performed? Only if they're paying for it? Or do they just voice their preference and then get ignored?

This is the kind of stupid ass horseshit liberals excell at. If women have a "right" to abortion, there is no role for anyone else in the decision. Period. Full Stop. They should quit pretending they give a flying fuck how it affects men.

 

Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 23, 2011 05:42 PM (iYwUw)

136 "Should men have a role in abortion decisions affecting their wives or lovers?" Well, DUH! There's always that moment when you remember you promised to pull before "finishing," but decide to take your chances...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 23, 2011 05:46 PM (kUaEF)

137

Posted by: logprof

 

Yeah, it would probably be more geneaologically correct for me to say that she was Dutch, but her family had lived in S.A., Namib., etc. for a few generations. Still do.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 05:49 PM (Z05lF)

138

Yeah, it would probably be more geneaologically correct for me to say that she was Dutch, but her family had lived in S.A., Namib., etc. for a few generations. Still do.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 09:49 PM (Z05lF)

--I was there in 2005.  There is even still a German community in Swakopmund dating back to the colonial days.  Hell, even many of the black African women in Namibia are not that dark, probably from Bantu mixing with Khoi-San.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 05:52 PM (BP6Z1)

139 Obama is fucking us all...since he is half white and half black that equals interracial fucking for everybody.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2011 05:55 PM (54F2e)

140 Has had 4 hour boner sex Liberals: 0% Conservatives: Bob Dole!

Posted by: Bob Dole! at May 23, 2011 06:01 PM (i/7Kr)

141 What, no chicken?

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at May 23, 2011 06:23 PM (91RY/)

142 Yeah, I agree with the interracial point CAC made. Conservatives actually look at other races as people, I think a lot of libs get a kick out of interracial sex as a fetish. It's "exotic"(for women), or a power trip(for men).

 

Posted by: Crazee at May 23, 2011 09:28 PM (H3ujh)

Actually I mainly look at the breasts, but yes. Thats the gist of it.

Posted by: CAC at May 23, 2011 06:32 PM (O3+7J)

143 I like interracial sex with orange people but Boehner won't return my calls. I've sent him pictures of my fine brown frame and everything.

Posted by: Fortunata at May 23, 2011 06:45 PM (90H1N)

144

Now, I wanna see statistics concerning STDs and liberals vs. conservatives.  Bet liberals got more crotch rot, clap, warts, etc.

 

Posted by: HotinHEAVEN at May 23, 2011 07:51 PM (SQvIY)

145 Damn, looking at that I feel like a pig.

Posted by: Oxycon at May 23, 2011 08:53 PM (Kmnf5)

146 Hugh Heffner is a slimesnake and all around no good reptile

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 24, 2011 07:33 AM (vA9ld)

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