1
You cant take a columnist seriously when you can picture them with a cock in their mouth.

2 W. preferred to sulk in his Dallas tent rather than join President Obama at ground zero in a duet that would have certainly united the country.


1,000 kinds of stupid.

3 Bitter old spinster.  Getting old sucks doesn't it hun?

4
You cant take a columnist seriously when you can picture them with a cock in their mouth.




You're not exactly narrowing the field down.....I'm just sayin'.

5 Duet?Like that motherfucker let's anybody else get near a microphone.

6 Lace curtain Irish old maid.  All the girls she went to convent school with, all the girls who married doctors and lawyers and spend summers at the lake and are watching their kids (and, lately grandkids) graduate from Notre Dame and Georgetown, long ago stooped laughing at her.  Now she's just "Poor Maureen."

7

W. preferred to sulk in his Dallas tent rather than join President Obama at ground zero in a duet that would have certainly united the country.

WTF?  Where was this "uniter" tone from Dud as the latter was blaming the former for EVERY SINGLE DAMN THING that was going on in the US for the past 3 years. 

8 Unlike the president and the Navy Seals, who performed with steely finesse


Oh yes.  He was solid in his golf clothes, on the golf course, using his fucking 9 iron.

What an ignorant bitch.  The MSM really thinks that the citizens of the US will lap up and believe every fucking lie they spew.  Their time is over.  Their power has been diminished.  No one is buying the BO was so strong meme.

9 So now W not only screwed the pooch by finishing the Goat book, he wasted the opportunity to bring the country together? BOOOSH! It's All Your Fault!!

10 9 I bet he pinches a tough loaf with steely finesse,also a little crying and begging for it to come out.

11 You know what?  She's not worth 2 seconds of our time.  I think I'll go back to the fight thread. 

12
I thought she was dead.

13 Maureen Dowd is hot.

14 I thought she was dead.

Posted by: arhooley at May 07, 2011 08:29 PM (NY784)

Uh, no.  I think you're thinking of me.

15 The Cum-MoDo dragon is the bitterest of the cold-blooded monitor lizards. Known for its poisonous saliva and toofy blowjobs, it is seldom scene outside in daylight.

16

A NYT alert would have been proper.

Just sayin'

17
It may be that some administration officials have taken Dick CheneyÂ’s belittling so much to heart that they are still reluctant to display effortless macho.

Translation: Obama's minions tremble in fear at the indentations left in the chairs where Dick Cheney sat.

18 I did that bitch!

19 Neeiiigghhh!

20 Maureen Dowd = Stupid, dessicated ginger snatch

21 15
I thought she was dead.

She's dead inside. 

22 I thought she was dead.

Posted by: arhooley at May 07, 2011 08:29 PM (NY784)

Uh, no.  I think you're thinking of me.

Posted by: Maureen's Vajayjay at May 07, 2011 08:32 PM (6neGz)

I thought it was me.

And the Pulitzer is just like the Oscar and the Nobel prize. It is a sure sign that you are a PC liberal POS.

23 You cant take a columnist seriously when you can picture them with a cock getting to the top by sucking cocks for years.

There.  FIFY.

24 I'm going back to the Fight/Derby thread.

25 Maureen Dowd = Stupid, dessicated ginger snatch

Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2011 08:34 PM (9qNZ9)

 

Maureen is the honey-badger of blowjobs.

26 Maureen is the honey-badger of blowjobs.

Modo IS a shit

27 HA - another MoDo gem, from the article:

"W. preferred to sulk in his Dallas tent rather than join President Obama at ground zero in a duet that would have certainly united the country."

YEAH RIGHT - if W had gone, the left would have gone crazy that "he's trying to steal credit for Obama's work!!!!"  And, of course, since he didn't go, the left went crazy that "he snubbed Obama!!!!"

Nothing could happen at this moment that would "unite the country".  Nothing.  Not even another 9/11.  Just look at how the left behaved after Katrina - which wasn't 9/11, but still heart-wrenching enough.  They couldn't wait to blame it all on BOOOOOSH.  Bottom line, the left thinks we're stupid and evil, and there is nothing we can do to redeem ourselves in their eyes.

28 I know that Obama campaigned against enhanced interrogation, military tribunals,rendition, the surge, etc, etc, etc,....but you're going to have to forget all that....

Bush prevented us from coming together.

29 Remember he had the same steely gaze as he swatted that fly......

30 I love the smell of liberal hypocrisy in the morning.

It smells like "Victory"!

http://tinyurl.com/3ho9gd8

31 This deserved to be dragged over from another thread:

426 Which one of you moronettes is this?  (It darn sure isn't me.):


DEAR ABBY: My wife likes to sunbathe in the nude in our side yard. Anyone walking by on the sidewalk, or riding by on a bike or in a car can easily see her over our 3-foot-tall picket fence.

She is a beautiful woman and has nothing to be ashamed of, but knowing strangers can see her in the buff makes me uncomfortable. She says I should get over it. Should I?-- EMBARRASSED ON ELM STREET

32 "I did that bitch"

33 She'd be buying me shotgun shells and Natural Ice on the way to vote Republican after I get through with the screw I'd throw her way.
Wearing some daisy dukes and one of my old high school gym shirts with a Lynyrd Skynyrd flag bandana tied around her hair.
She'll have a Honey Badger tattoo on her right ass cheek that says "sifty was here and I hope he comes back soon" and a can of Skoal in her back pocket.

Yeah baby.

34 35:

I'd like to get to the bottom of this mystery.

35
Bush prevented us from coming together.

Yup that's exactly right, in MoDo's world.
2001-2009:  Bush's presence is divisive
2011: Bush's lack of a presence is divisive

36 Here's an example of Duud's writing skills:

The Maureen Dowd Plagiarism Scandal

37 She really is the journalistic equivalent of the dried up, worn out bar fly. I see her sitting at the dark end of some rundown, seedy lower east-side dive. "Hey buddy, buy me a vodka tonic. Cripes, you look f*%$#'in good tonight mister. What's your name? Mines Mo."

The years have caught up with her. The looks have gone, the lines in the face betray too many one night stands. Too many nameless, faceless men. Too many emptied glasses. Too many lonely days and nights dreaming about what she once was.

As the years turned to decades, the whore with the heart of gold became just another old whore.

38 You know what I think?  I think Obama is failing and the elite left is starting to realize it....thus the all hands on deck to try and remake Obama's image as I, Warrior.

I still think that we aren't pushing the Chris Rock meme enough, about a black President wanting credit for doing something he's supposed to do, kill Bin Laden.

39 38 35:

I'd like to get to the bottom of this mystery.

Tread lightly.  This family lives on ELM STREET!  Unless you are a Dream Master, I would suggest not investigating this mystery any further.

40 You cant take a columnist seriously when you can picture them with a cock in their mouth.

Mmmphh?

41 A woman needs a man like a fish needs....

who am I kidding, I need a cock. (sobs)

42 Wasn't she pretty much exposed for the hate-filled anti-Semitic racist she is?

Why the hell is the NYT giving her print space? 

43 What we need is a journalistic version of Hollywood Squares.

44 Modo? What we'd all like to do to her?

http://tinyurl.com/32uqwn4

45

Isn't Modo ready for some of Social Security mojo yet? 

NY Times rocketing downhill, baby.

46 43:

Thanks Kratos. Almost got myself up shit creek again.

47

This bitter, past her prime, alpha chaser is harshing my mello.

 

48

A bonus to killing bin laden (crabs be upon him) is that the liberals in trying to build up Obama have lost all moral authority they once claimed on gathering intelligence, eavesdropping and killing.

They have gone from 0 to 11 in one week.

49 @44 Posted by: Roger Ebert at May 07, 2011 08:44 PM (GG7bD)

Jaw-droppingly funny!

50 "W. preferred to . . . have . . . united the country."

51 Bush prevented us from coming together.

Yup that's exactly right, in MoDo's world.
2001-2009:  Bush's presence is divisive
2011: Bush's lack of a presence is divisive

That needs to be said twice.

52 A bonus to killing bin laden (crabs be upon him)

Dammit.  Blue crab season is here. 

53 At least MoDo can talk about 9/11.

54 She daydreams a lot lately about things from last century. Things like female lubrication, and getting fucked. Stuff like that.

55 Anyone want to guess what would have happened if Bush 2.0 had shown up at the speech?  You think Obama would have given a bipartisan speech or would he insult his guest?  Ask the Supreme Court about his first SOTU speech.

56 Modo as a child, already knew what she liked.

http://tinyurl.com/3k76f25

57 #36 Sifty:

I actually (no BS) thinks that's what she desires. Her life is an empty pit of broken relationships with married men. She lacks any model of true masculine example in her life.

What you describe is what she wants. Someone, somewhere to take her and make her feel "belonged."

58  

I enjoy the humor. First example:

"Their attempt to renew the debate about torture is itself torture."

So, basically, she's unwittingly admitting defeat on that one. Which I think is funny. Then there's:

"W. preferred to sulk in his Dallas tent ..."

Yeah, sure, honey. He was sulking. In a tent. Now that's funny. Last:

"the cache of schemes ... debunked the fanciful narrative that the Bush crew pushed ..."

This one's only funny if you like the kind of humor where people say stuff that's just obviously outrageously stupid. It's for the "Dumb and Dumber" fans. Yeah, the "Bush crew" simply made that stuff up. It didn't come from, oh, I dunno, the intelligence at the time.

Ooo! One last joke!: These guys actually pay this woman money to write stuff!!!

59 First of old, I am a Pilsner trophy winner and a very popular friend of people who are people who live in a very important building or City or something. You shouldn't make fun of me, I have rubbers and you're made of glue!

60 MoDo?  Is that dried up old scrunt still around?  Thought she'd died from having too many Cosmos and slipping in the shower and breaking her neck.   

61

We have nothing to apologize for.

Sounds almost reasonable, until you realize that for MoDo and her fellow giant intellects, this is a recent development and 100% attributable to the fact that the President of the United States has a great tan.

They are such deep thinkers.

62 62:

Seen it a few times in my mis-spent youth. Wash down and shave a bitter, smelly hippie broad and take her to the hayloft real good. Usually they come back wanting to bake biscuits.

63 MoDo?  Is that dried up old scrunt still around?  Thought she'd died from having too many Cosmos and slipping in the shower and breaking her neck.   
Posted by: Theresa D at May 07, 2011 08:55 PM

Next week.

^{Fingers crossed!}

64 shehagarific

65 *damned sock*

"Their attempt to renew the debate about torture is itself torture."
Well I'm glad to see you take torture seriously Modo.  Didn't Ace write a Maureen Dowd column template post once?

66 hi

67 Breitbart is gonna love these.

68
#17, fantastic!  I read it with Marlin Perkins' voice going through my head saying the words. 

69 Moron race horse for next year's Derby:

Dirty Dowd

70 Posted by: MoDo (pre-editor) at May 07, 2011 08:54 PM (xMT+4)

Whoa!  Hey, I never touched that shit.

71

WTF? Where was this "uniter" tone from Dud as the latter was blaming the former for EVERY SINGLE DAMN THING that was going on in the US for the past 3 years.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2011 08:26 PM (c0A3e)

The CogDiss is strong with this one.

So, Obama is so weak that he can't unite the country on his own.

But Bush, apparently the uniting figure in this melodrama is a weak, pouting sissy.

He personally attacked Bush in general and these very policies in particular and is known for bashing people in his presence, but Bush, the great dunce is foolish for not noticing this trait.

Frankly, Bush should have publicly suggested Dick Cheney take his place.

Steyn is right when he calls MoDo the "elderly schoolgirl columnist of the New York Times."

72 Not even Morgan Freeman could make a MoDo column listenable.

73 Damned sock fail!

74 Kloppy's stirring up trouble up WI way. Guess that's to be expected.

http://tinyurl.com/3uaa7r3

75 8 Oh yes. He was solid in his golf clothes, on the golf course, using his fucking 9 iron.
________

No, see, that was basic operational security. See, if he hadn't gone golfing, the bad guys would have known something was up. So he girded up his loins and did the very hard work of keeping up appearances to confuse the enemy. He sacrificed for national security by playing golf that day.

You'd think we'd be thanking him.

76

"We have nothing to apologize for"  is not addressed to the USA.  It is addressed to the Manhattan-ites and Georgetown-ians like MoDo who are wondering how exactly to square their worship of the 44th white male American president w/ their bashing of the 43rd white male American preisdent, when both men have gone all over the world kicking non-white people's asses wherever and whenever they see fit.  Commissar Dowd is telling them they have nothing to apologize for.  Obama is a little less a white male American, you see.

77 MoDo in about 10 years: still hot!

78

Celts/Heat game a tight one (32-30, 7:20 to go in the second).

 

79 Fuck spammers and their Chinese lingerie. Nothing is as sexy as a woman in duty boots. Maybe nothing but the boots. Well, o.k. maybe a little foot powder so she doesn't stink up the joint.

80 Sock off. Go C's!

81 Ummm.... Maureen.....stop sucking so hard....you're making my weiner feel small.....

Oh shit!  Here comes Michelle....quick....act like you're a journalist or something.

82 Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 08:47 PM (dWPyO)

--Yo, Delta!

What up?

83 MoDo, your table is ready.

84

85 Hey logprof, did you catch the draft or were you still traveling?

86 Imagine coming home half in the bag and finding that thing sprawled across your bed.
Instantaneous Erectile Evacuation. 

_{...by Medivac chopper} 

87

@ 73 "We'll stay here in the Cab while Jim enters her apartment and wrestles her into submission. What do you mean 'Hell No', Jim?"

88 85

You should write bodice ripper novels.

89

Who. Fucking. Cares.

Maureen Dowd must have bitch-ass power over people who normally wouldn't give a fuck but guess what? Guess they do.

90

Now if you want to see something really funny, go find the article I stumbled on at cnn.com that talks about the iconic situation room photo. (I'd trouble myself trying to find a link, but why advertise for those clowns?)

The funniest part is how they declare that Obama is showing a new kind of swagger in that photo - by not showing swagger. That is, by slumping in the corner in the lowest chair wearing his golfing clothes. Sitting to the side like a grumpy child not allowed at the Big People table is the new macho!

What did Hillary call this stuff once? "Willing suspension of disbelief"? Wow.

This, of course, follows years of demonizing "W" for his swagger. These guys are not to be believed!

91 The reason Modo never got married?

http://tinyurl.com/674fc86

92 91 Hey logprof, did you catch the draft or were you still traveling?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 09:05 PM (dWPyO)

--I caught the first round Thursday night but have been without TV the last week.  I have followed up online --except for that head-scratcher Baldwin in  the first, I'm pleased with the Chiefs' picks in terms of addressing needs.  (As for Baldwin, I entrust it to Pioli's wits and that some scout really liked what he say.)

Did you see Najeh Davenport make an appearance yesterday?

93 So when is Duud going to berate her fellow Lefty-in-Arms Rosie O'Donnell?

Lefty Tub-O-Lard Rosie O’Donnell Hints Americans Are “Monsters” For Not Giving Bin Laden His “Due Process”…

94 I've eaten bad grapefruit less bitter.

95 Barack is 150 pounds of pant creases, ear cartilage, and manly swagger.

96

What did Hillary call this stuff once? "Willing suspension of disbelief"? Wow.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 07, 2011 09:08 PM (F56VB)

Bitch better not be taking all the credit!

97 She's fucking retarded if she thinks that W showing up at the WTC event the other day would have united the country.  Yeah, united the libs into being even bigger douchebags than usual as they railed against him trying to take credit by showing up? 

98
Old and busted:  Cowboy swagger

New hotness:  Limp-wristed, metrosexual swagger swishing

99

Did you see Najeh Davenport make an appearance yesterday?

No.  How so?

I was relatively pleased with Denver's draft.  Miller seems solid and is unlikely to be a bust. 

100 You cant take a columnist seriously when you can picture them with a cock in their mouth. Is that why I can't get any respect?

101 34 This deserved to be dragged over from another thread:

<sub><sup>426 Which one of you moronettes is this?  (It darn sure isn't me.):


DEAR ABBY: My wife likes to sunbathe in the nude in our side yard. Anyone walking by on the sidewalk, or riding by on a bike or in a car can easily see her over our 3-foot-tall picket fence.

She is a beautiful woman and has nothing to be ashamed of, but knowing strangers can see her in the buff makes me uncomfortable. She says I should get over it. Should I?-- EMBARRASSED ON ELM STREET</sup></sub>

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Not us, we live on Maple.

102
New hotness:  Limp-wristed, metrosexual swagger swishing

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 09:13 PM (UOM4

Hey - watch it!  We've never worn mom jeans.

103 Did someone recently tell me that Larry O'Donnell was a draft-dodging, coward, who cowardly dodged the draft? 

104 Damn right I can toughen Barack up. In bed. He survives that, he can take anything.

105 102 She's fucking retarded if she thinks that W showing up at the WTC event the other day would have united the country.  Yeah, united the libs into being even bigger douchebags than usual as they railed against him trying to take credit by showing up? 

Posted by: tdpwells at May 07, 2011 09:12 PM (7vA7k)

Damned if you do and damned if you don't with these pricks. If W had gone, he'd've been accused of hogging the spotlight.

106 Rosie, what time is the peace rally? 

107 108
New hotness:  Limp-wristed, metrosexual swagger swishing sashaying

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 09:13 PM (UOM4

Hey - watch it!  We've never worn mom jeans.

Posted by: Metrosexuals at May 07, 2011 09:14 PM (6neGz)

Fixed it.

108 Off "outsourced" sock.

109 Maureen, that picture in your attic isn't getting any uglier.

110

102 She's fucking retarded if she thinks that W showing up at the WTC event the other day would have united the country.

It's even funnier if you think about how this is the same crowd that expected the whole world to hold hands and sing Kumbaya simple because the Obama Christ was elected President. Including Osama. How'd that work out for ya, Ms Dowd?

111 Obama's prostate gets punched so often it has EVERLAST tattooed across it.

112 The reason Modo never got married?

Posted by: Kemp at May 07, 2011 09:09 PM (JpFM9)

Rushbo claims to know why but he won't disclose details.

I think he's got the horn for her.

113

GREAT NEWS for all Canadian morons out there.

The Comedy Network has Margaret Cho: Beautiful on at 10:00 PM and then another Margaret Cho special on early in the morning. According to the info screen, her Beautiful show is going to be Margaret Cho's take on what she thinks is beautiful. For a whole hour. Set your funny bones on hilarity.

 

 

114 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2011 09:10 PM (cfuuG) Funny part is, Osama got every bit of the due process he was entitled to under the Constitution. I love when liberals try to use grown-up words in a sentence.

115

Did you see Najeh Davenport make an appearance yesterday?

No.  How so?

I was relatively pleased with Denver's draft.  Miller seems solid and is unlikely to be a bust. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 09:13 PM (dWPyO)

--I think the original post by erg ("Charles Fourier") has been bowdlerized, but several of us quoted it so you can get context.

Sockpuppeting Najeh is a double-edged sword: It's dispiriting how few get the reference, but on the other hand I don;t have to worry about being beaten for the sock.

116 sifty, I swear, Ace needs to do a compilation of Sifty-isms.

And no, I don't want to suck your weiner.

117 She's great all that wonderful all in that little head.

118 Sifty you are full of the lolz tonight

119 D'oh!

The ergie posts were in the Obama Speech at Ground Zero thread.

120

Yay! Finally a follow-up to the classic "Putting the Cho in Choad" family special!

121 Anybody happen to know what Osama was reading when he got shot in the face?  My Pet Goat.  Ironical, huh?

122 1 You cant take a columnist seriously when you can picture them with a cock in their mouth. Posted by: Yakov at May 07, 2011 08:23 PM (H+LJc) Tell me about it.

123 thanks guys.

I gotta go make Hamburger Helper now. CHANGE!

Steak has turned to Hamburger Helper. Yes it has! CHANGE!

See y'all later.

124

It's dispiriting how few get the reference, but on the other hand I don;t have to worry about being beaten for the sock.

Big time!  I mean how many people know about a middling running back who decided to..... in a laundry ba......well I won't give it away and ruin your corner on that particular sock market. Heh.

125 the fanciful narrative that the Bush crew pushed: that Osama was stuck in a cave unable to communicate, increasingly irrelevant and a mere symbol, rather than operational. Do you get to just make stuff up at the NYT to justify today's position? Damn that Bush. He wanted to negotiate without pre-conditions, but Manly-Man Obama said, and I quote, fuck that shit!

126 Anybody happen to know what Osama was reading when he got shot in the face?  My Pet Goat.  Ironical, huh?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 07, 2011 09:22 PM (1fanL)

Uh, yeah, sure?

127 Old and busted : blowing up brown people on the other side of the world The new hotness : blowing up brown people on the other side of the world

128 Are we just jerking each other off about Obama and his queer ways and his stance about the military (yep mean that in a real he sucks cock kinda way) ... really nothing that any media person says makes senses to me. They love him. They will do whatever they need to to to confirm that love. Sad, what can we do. I knew the media was just gonna go "all in" for him way back in the primary when Mika said her "Daddy" was going to be a guest on Morning Joe. Dems love him. I almost fell over and then I said to myself it was over. It may seem like a little thing but that to me as an ex-dem was the code to many that the media was all in and that was all she wrote. Others may vary but I promise you .. this has been a long time coming ... What it will take to break it is up to us.. Purity tests will not get us in the White House and we have to fight them at knee level. If we do not play by the rules of engagement that they are using we will lose... so if it gets dirty and some need to give up some of their "key" issues then that is just what has to happen. /I am never the most humorous on this blog but I promise you I fight the fight and it is a fight. 2012 .. we have to find someone.

129 82

"We have nothing to apologize for"  is not addressed to the USA.  It is addressed to the Manhattan-ites and Georgetown-ians like MoDo who are wondering how exactly to square their worship of the 44th white male American president w/ their bashing of the 43rd white male American preisdent, when both men have gone all over the world kicking non-white people's asses wherever and whenever they see fit.  Commissar Dowd is telling them they have nothing to apologize for.  Obama is a little less a white male American, you see.

...which she wouldn't say, if she didn't think it was obvious that they did have something to apologize for. Couldn't she at least try not to make it obvious? Again - she's hilarious.

130 Steak has turned to Hamburger Helper. Yes it has! CHANGE!

Shit, even hamburger is pricey.  I think I paid $3.99 yesterday.  Crazy. 

131 Yup that's exactly right, in MoDo's world.
2001-2009:  Bush's presence is divisive
2011: Bush's lack of a presence is divisive

That needs to be said twice.



Okay.

132 But within days, Naval Seal-gazing shifted to navel-gazing

Clearly neither Modo nor Obama saw that bit dagny posted on Flickr the other day.


(Less running down the old maids, please? If God wanted me to marry, He e wouldn't have made me so fucking ugly.)

133 Y-not clearly you are imagining things - food inflation is transitory! !!!!!

134 Dave - stop punching down - you've doubled her readership

135 139 Y-not clearly you are imagining things - food inflation is transitory!

Yeah, I forgot.  How stupid of me. 

I think our first purchase after we get settled will be a chest freezer. 

136 So, let's work through this:

Bush's statesmanlike NOT SAY AN EFFING WORD ABOUT THE INCESSANT ATTACKS ON HIM FROM THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION FOR MORE THAN TWO YEARS IS "SULKING."

Fuck you, Dowd--you fucking washed up hack.  May you pass the remanider of your days friendless and alone.

137 127 Anybody happen to know what Osama was reading reaming when he got shot in the face?  My His Pet Goat.  Ironical, huh?
Posted by: FUBAR

FIFY

138 Man, Barry Trotz (the Vancouver Canucks' coach) has no neck.

139 gesc my hunch is that we will have a John Kerry type candidate in 2012 - that is, reliably conservative but not all that charismatic

140 Oops, I mean the Predators' coach.

141 Obama says a little inflation is ok.  You'll be fine.

142 Y-notwhen do you move in?

143 Thought I would drop in to say I'm still amongst the living.  couple sore muscles but no whiplash stiff neck.  I'm hitting the naproxin on a regular basis.  Moving feels better than not moving.  On to a large glass of scotch for the evening.

144 Chemjeff, you mixing in some Miller Lite tonight?

145 Delta yoo betcha

146 Ohio Dan, the news that Kucinich is likely leaving our state surely aided your recovery. ;-)

147 Delta what is your beverage tonight

148 If God wanted me to marry, He e wouldn't have made me so fucking ugly.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2011 09:30 PM (0vDuM)

Ten bucks says Radish is a smokin' babe.

149 Posted by: Ohio Dan

hey - what happened to you?

150 Y-not, I envy you being able to get your new house in order before you move in.

When we moved into our house here in Savannah, I won't even go into the elderly couple who didn't move out until after the closing....exposing the stains all over the cream colored carpet, that they had covered with area rugs.

The highlight was the Muzzie painter we hired (didn't know he was a goat-fucker until he showed up).  We had to have all the rooms repainted, and 9/11 happened two days later. 

That Muzzie jackass kept waving a paint-filled brush around lecturing me how Islam is a Religion of Peace.

Good freaking times.

151 Cue up Peggy Nooner so you can hear this fellatio in stereo!

152 Heather Radish you are a conservative you can't be ugly

153 I guessing Obama didn't invite Cheney? I want Cheney to get a copy of those pics and hand walk them through the Manhatten fire houses, Transit cop barracks, and Pentagon w/o any press.

154

Delta what is your beverage tonight

Pinot Noir.  Thankfully, I'm not drinking an fucking Merlot.

155 148 Y-notwhen do you move in?

We should close two weeks from last Thursday (assuming one last inspection step goes ok), but we'll probably spend a month or so getting the place ready before moving in.  We have this place for a couple of months (although we're hoping our landlord will let us out of our lease a month early) and it would be nice to get the painting and various small projects done before cluttering the place up with boxes. 

'Hope we can save a little money by doing some of the moving ourselves although we'll definitely hire pros for the big stuff.   But it occurred to me that gas prices being what they are, we'd probably do better renting a small truck rather than shuttling things back and forth with the Jeep.  The new place is about 20 miles from here. 

156 Ohio Dan what happened?

157 154 If God wanted me to marry, He e wouldn't have made me so fucking ugly.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2011 09:30 PM (0vDuM)

Knock that shit off, Heather.  I've known plenty of smoking women with brains, who refused to settle for ass clowns. 

You are smart, witty, and I'll bet very good looking.  Don't you dare sell yourself short, or I'll be forced to make a road trip and spank you.

158 156 Y-not, I envy you being able to get your new house in order before you move in.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to it (kinda!). 

I hear you about the moving horrors.  I would've killed that painter. 

159

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2011 09:37 PM (2o7Ys)

Good to know, but what happened, may I ask?

160 149 Thought I would drop in to say I'm still amongst the living.  couple sore muscles but no whiplash stiff neck.

What happened, Dan?  Car accident?  Get well soon.

161

Pinot Noir.  Thankfully, I'm not drinking an fucking Merlot.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 09:43 PM (dWPyO)

What are you, a snob? Merlot is good cooking wine!

162 Jane D'oh so you hired Mohammed Atta to paint your house? WTG

163 As a rule I don't use the "c" word but nothing else comes close to describing this worthless, dried up crone. BTW, crone is not the "c" word I mean.

164 Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2011 09:37 PM (2o7Ys)

Watch where you're going, next time.

165

What are you, a snob? Merlot is good cooking wine!

Heh.  Just a reference to the movie Sideways.

166 Weapons grade fuckwhistlery.

167 What are you, a snob? Merlot is good cooking wine!

I've almost completely converted to meritages, especially for bargain reds.  I figure someone actually took the time to taste it and blend it, so it should be drinkable.  I rarely get a bad wine now, even if under $10. 

168 BTW, crone is not the "c" word I mean.

Crusty? Yup, I'd go with that too

169 BTW, crone is not the "c" word I mean.

Clueless? 

170 Sipping various beverages, including yummy Imperial beer from Costa Rica.

Need a little tipsiness to get through viewing Disney's Beauty and the Beast with the wife.

171 There should be warning posters with this woman's mug on it hung in all public high schools and universities letting the youngsters visualize the debilitating results of liberal women and cranial clitoridectomies.

When they get to be like her there's nothing to be done but wall 'em off with 3/4" marine plywood and toss 'em raw hamburger.

172 169 Jane D'oh so you hired Mohammed Atta to paint your house? WTG

Turns out the fucker was/is married to the daughter of a former Army officer.  He belongs to a local mosque.  His painting was o.k., but he installed some downspouts and one rain chain off the back of the house.  When we had problems with the rain chain falling off, he never returned our calls.

Mr. D'oh ran into him one day and said, "Oh, there you are.  I thought you'd joined a sleeper cell or something."  heh lol

173 mmm Merlot is tasty mmmm

174 Sipping my usual Pinot Grigio.  Although I did a shot or two of Polish vodka with D'oh last night.  Mmmmm, mmmmm,mmmmm.

175 OT: Colin Powell(R-acist) is glad the JEF 'one-upped" the birthers.

http://tinyurl.com/3uxhwrd

176 Naturally, if all of this had happened under bush, she would be calling him a war criminal.

177 Heather Radish are you near st. Joseph? Because I'm looking for a conservative cutie right now

178 154 If God wanted me to marry, He e wouldn't have made me so fucking ugly.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2011 09:30 PM (0vDuM)

Heather, beauty is what you make it. Think about my inheritance. There's a reason my people grow long beards.

179 183 OT: Colin Powell(R-acist) is glad the JEF 'one-upped" the birthers.

Methinks the general doesn't understand what it means when the enemy unconditionally surrenders.

Or maybe he's just happy that Barry made a poopie.

180 185 Heather Radish are you near st. Joseph? Because I'm looking for a conservative cutie right now

Ace needs a moron/moronette matchmaker thingy. 

Seriously.

181 Ace also needs an italic thingy.  Jeebus.

182 Or maybe he's just happy that Barry made a poopie.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2011 09:59 PM (73tyQ)

He does seem to be overly proud of the little shitstain.

183 Man I love st. joe - right now at applebee's there is a 9 year old kid sitting at the bar (No he doesn't have a beer)

184 Well, I'm off to finish a weird book.  Have fun.

185 Dems love him

No.  They don't. They're supposed to love him. He has the right credentials, he has the right parentage. He's the one all of their friends say they're jealous of because they wish they had him.

But Dems don't really love him. He's boring, pompous, treats Dems badly, is a jerk and has no future.

Barack Obama is Ashley Wilkes.

186 @188
I'm still holding out hope for the Moronpalooza.  I'd love to see some of our morons and moronettes get together. 

187

Heh.  Just a reference to the movie Sideways.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 09:48 PM (dWPyO)

That was a terrible movie. Depressive artsy shit just isn't appealing.

188 I doubt She is a natural Redhead, but She is only fractional Irish.

189 Mr. D'oh ran into him one day and said, "Oh, there you are. I thought you'd joined a sleeper cell or something." heh lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2011 09:52 PM (UOM4

You're killin' me. Continue.

190 Barack Obama is Ashley Wilkes

And the MFM is Scarlett O'Hara.

191 Plantation shutters. 

Are they worth the trouble?

Discuss. 

192 Oh, and it's "He! Vas! Mine! Boyfriend!"

193 I'm still holding out hope for the Moronpalooza.  I'd love to see some of our morons and moronettes get together. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 07, 2011 10:01 PM (pW2o

Ames.

Straw.

Poll.

194

>>  I'd love to see some of our morons and moronettes get together. 

we do em again.  Best parties ever.

 

Including when I went down to Austin to meet a bunch of Texas morons.  We had a blast.

195 Not to be dick, Delta.

196 Is this where chemjeff is?  If so, where's his pink hello kitty mobile? 

197 Plantation shutters.

Are they worth the trouble?

Discuss.

Posted by: Y-not is planning window treatments at May 07, 2011 10:04 PM (pW2o

The 13th Amendment made them totally impractical.  Ever tried dusting those suckers yourself?

That explains the "plantation" thing.

198

Ace needs a moron/moronette matchmaker thingy

Chemjeff/ HeatherRadish 2012!

199 196 I doubt She is a natural Redhead, but She is only fractional Irish.

Posted by: Catlady at May 07, 2011 10:03 PM (CyPWX)

I refuse to find out. I work with my eyes closed.

200

>> I'd love to see some of our morons and moronettes get together.

Imagine the conservative purity of the offspring.  And snark?  Oy!

201 Amish Dude that is a great idea to meet up @ Ames straw poll- when is it?

202 199 Plantation shutters. 

Are they worth the trouble?

They are if you're racist.

203 *holding eyes open with toothpicks*

199 Plantation shutters. 

Are they worth the trouble?

Discuss. 

That's what we have in the main living areas.  Wooden mini-blinds in the rest of the house.   We have a lot of windows.

It's very typical here in the South.  We have all wooden blinds, no curtains.

204 Andrew Breitbart on C-Span Book TV right now.

205
Has MoDo been humping Eleanor Clift?  It's a hook-up made in heaven.

206

Not to be dick, Delta.

No problem man.  I happen to like it, but then again, I've defended that movie and the acting chops of Leo Decaprio on here before to give another example.

I'm frequently outmanned in those circumstances.  Heh.

207 Okay, I'm dragging my racist, plantation blind loving ass off to bed.

208 Y-not you tracked me down

209 The Ames Straw Poll is August 13, 2011 at Hilton Coliseum. It is a good time, you can even make fun of the Paulbots.

I want an Ace of Spades hat so that we can ID each other.

Pitchers at Hickory Park are on me.

Seriously, if you're not driving, I'll keep ya hydrated.

210 That's what we have in the main living areas.

They sure are appealing - and would be cat-proof (one of my cat loves to eat the strings from blinds) - but I wondered about how much of a pain they are to install and also about if you find yourself never opening them up for an unobstructed view.

We had Silhouettes in the CA house, which  love because of the light filtering.  But they aren't so great if you want a breeze and still some degree of privacy. 

211 205 Plantation shutters.

Are they worth the trouble?

Discuss.

Posted by: Y-not is planning window treatments at May 07, 2011 10:04 PM (pW2o

If you have aluminum mini-blinds and your kitteh(s) decide they like a different look, they are well worth the trouble IMO. If you're a racist that is.

212 213
Has MoDo been humping Eleanor Clift?  It's a hook-up made in heaven.

More like Hades...

213 Jeff?  You're in Applebee's?

214

I've defended that movie and the acting chops of Leo Decaprio on here before to give another example.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 07, 2011 10:09 PM (dWPyO)

He also like John Elway.  Enuf said?

215 AmishDude yup

216

He also like John Elway.  Enuf said?

Dave Krieg said what?

217 Jeff?  You're in Applebee's?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2011 10:12 PM (73tyQ)

He has a waitress to ask out.

218

'Lo the end days are here,

When morons will mingle with morons...

Like spoons and forks

Becoming sporks,

They'll meld seamlessly.

But like in tales of superheroes,

one of their brood is sure to be

a Liberal super-villain.

Just the way it is.

 

 

219 AmishDude yup

Posted by: chemjeff at May 07, 2011 10:15 PM (QAJGa)

Make us proud chemjeff

220
Ben Laden wasn't careful with his deception, but I'm very good at sleuthing and you whore mongering American's will never find me, and besides, if the pussy SEAL's do find me, I will take them out like Bruce Lee in " Fire Eating Dragon and Stuff."

221 "Put the vibrator down and step back Ms. Dowd." That is what an episode of Law and Order starring Maureen Dowd would look like.  

222

He has a waitress to ask out.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 07, 2011 10:15 PM (6neGz)

There's nothing like waitressess from the 'bee.

A little bit of flair and they're yours for the taking.

223 Plantation shutters are racist.

224 No chicas here tonight - there is this big bbq festival downtown

225 Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2011 10:16 PM

Stick some apes and figs in there and you're in Nobel territory, buddy. 

226 Don't think I'll make it till the ONT, just wanted to clue you in on 11 Republicans who are traitors to the principles this country was founded on.  I could spit nails.  This "We'll show them who's gentlemanly and civil" horse shite has GOT to stop. 

227 229 "Put the vibrator down and step back Ms. Dowd." That is what an episode of Law and Order starring Maureen Dowd would look like.  

Posted by: Marie at May 07, 2011 10:17 PM (W7Seu)

She'd have to turn down the throttle first. It's likely a Briggs and Stratton.

228 No chicas here tonight - there is this big bbq festival downtown

Posted by: chemjeff at May 07, 2011 10:18 PM (QAJGa)

Oh, well I would stay away from there with all the bbq and women and what not.

229 232 No chicas here tonight - there is this big bbq festival downtown

Posted by: chemjeff at May 07, 2011 10:18 PM (QAJGa)

There's a minus, but then, there's a plus.

You'd think the chicas would be all over the meat.

230
Yes Rush Babe, we are a bunch of pussies who only want to go along to get along with our friends and neighbors, the Marxists.

231 Hi Lacy, I'm back.  Looks like the ONT will be late or none existant.  Long story short, I fell off a ladder and banged myself up.  The M&M's suggest I get to the ER but being stupid and bullheaded I opted for Naproxin Sodium, Cold, heat and scotch for the fix.  I appreciate their concern.  My wife was near and no problems popped up other than being a little sore.

232  My wife was near and no problems popped up other than being a little sore.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2011 10:21 PM (2o7Ys)

She didn't video it by any chance did she?

 

glad you're ok 

233 240  My wife was near and no problems popped up other than being a little sore.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2011 10:21 PM (2o7Ys)

Wait, hold it, who was sore?

Because if it's not who I think it is, then it's a much more interesting story.

234
My wife was near and no problems popped up other than being a little sore.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2011 10:21 PM (2o7Ys)

The pop up cure is actually the best.  A boner a day keeps the doctor away.

235 robtr I suppose this is sacrilege but I really am not a fan of bbq

236

Y-not, you want to know what's sad?

I was trying so hard to fit "musty pelts" in,  that I forgot to include it. I guess I'm no Shel Hussein Silverstein.

237 http://tinyurl.com/649cy2o I don't know how long before the mods remove my post. heh

238 No ont??

239 243 robtr I suppose this is sacrilege but I really am not a fan of bbq

Posted by: chemjeff at May 07, 2011 10:24 PM (QAJGa)

WHAT?

What if it's bacon bbq?

240

I am sure there was lost opportunity for a good laugh but I was completely alone when it happened.  I was on the roof of a 3 story building, using a step ladder to access the "Pidgen coop" over the elevator shaft.  Why you ask?  I was patching the roof.  The ladder went out from under me and I landed flat on my back but don't worry my skull broke my fall by dragging at a 45 degree angle down the wall of the elevator cover.  Tar exploded up my arm and across the roof.  I layed there dazed for a moment thinking laying there was preferable to getting up to quickly and staggering or slipping in wet tar off the roof.  I must admit I am moving a little slower today.  I skipped flying this morning because I wasn't at my best.  I did us my tractor to get some work done.  Moving actually makes it feel better.  Looking down at my keyboard for an extended time hurts though so I won't be hanging out long tonight.

 

241 Oops, pigeon.

242

oops, use.

Apparently falling off a ladder does not help ones spelling.

 

243 uh Ohio Dan, you DID goto emergency to get checked out right?

244 Dowd is full of more shit than a Thanksgiving turkey. She obviously loves her god, Obama.

245

political correctness czar,

Nah, it was a tumble but didn't seem neccessary.

246

"Steely Finesse"?

oooh, yeah....Odyssey Dawn, down off the pole. You're fired.

247

She's full of more shit than the Christmas Turkey with a stuffed Goose along to take care of the overflow.

 

But Ace you missed the absolute cherry on top of this sundae of manure flavored drivel from Modo.

 

On Wednesday she was waxing orgasmic that "No wonder Obama's top generals call him a Cool Hand  Luke".

 

I shit you not.  She actually wrote that. I always knew that Maureen was a moron--but that topped it all.

248 His generals probably call him "Allende." I would, in their position.

249

"No wonder Obama's top generals call him a Cool Hand Luke".

Well of course they do. Because everytime they try to tell him to do something good for America, they suddenly have "a failure to communicate."

250 And here's the thing...how gutsy a call can it really be for Obama when he knew that if it all went pear shaped, he could count on the MSM to NOT report it, or down play a failure, or just ignore, for the most part, a miss. Just like the illegal actions of a Stryker Platoon under Obama's watch in Afghanistan or the recent drone miss of Awlaki, or the absence of stories about collateral damage from his increased tempo of drone attacks, all of which would have been the focus of reporting under George Bush.

There is one difference between the Carter Administration and the Obama administration that I haven't seen mentioned yet: The MSM hadn't tied themselves into knots supporting Carter as they have done supporting Obama.

I would call ordering the death of Bin Laden when given the opportunity the minimum standard when evaluating the competency of any White House administration.

251 Dowd's real crime?  She's a shit writer.

252 Anyone who honestly pays attention expects unashamed cognitive dissonance from the left seriously though, this case of a 1 day reversal of 8 years of hardcore single mindedness the case of mental whiplash would drive a sane person crazy.

253 Matthew 12:34
O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.

254 Modo began with great potential until she gazed at her own navel far too long. Her breathtaking lack became her only gift and Pulitzer, vaingloriously, backhanded her with an ironic prize; it would become a meager defense for all the future schadenfreude. In another day, in another culture, the other Hottentots would gather to weep with her. They no longer do except in trendy but sparse watering holes about The City.

Saddled with an elitist education and crushing rent payments, Modo was forced to pretend on paper what she could not affect in real life. So bitter the cost ... so dark the outcome ... what modern metrosexual can keep a dry eye over her sordid plight?

Our empathy, as much as we can muster, forces us to feel her pain, the pain of a ghostly existence from which only gripe and moan can escape the pit of meaninglessness.

Like a gentle wind, this great elitist will pass from us but only after creating a river of carp and curmudgeonry, the only begotten of tremulous angst disguised as meaning. Will there be room on her tombstone, amid the black orchids, for them to write "Here lies Pulitzer, a worm's feat"? I like to think Shakespeare would approve. Sound and fury has become the low sigh of gas escaping from the grave.

255 My proxy automatically blocks the NYT and a host of lib sites so, who cares.

256 Don't read the comments. (I know: my own fault) Lack of short-term memory and the conviction that only Obama knows how to conduct a WOT. Is it wrong to hate them all? Eh, I don't give a shit.

257 Reading the quotes just reminds us that liberals are even stupider than liberal writers they will not correct their lies about Bush.

The best comment (as in stupidest) is the repeat of the one line from an old presidential briefing "bin Laden determined to attack the US". The commenter than says "and Bush did nothing with this information" of course they never say what he supposed to do. Preemptively attack based on one line in a document of a dozen pages? Do you think these same liberal would be supportive of Bush if he invaded Afghanistan based on this intelligence?

Then he goes onto say about the flawed intelligence in Iraq which was in copious quantities compared to the one line mentioned above. But that was NOT enough information to attack Iraq.

Liberals have to be insane to keep their policy contradictions straight and have them appear logical. 

258 Obama's answer to the failing economy: Let them eat Osama

259

"Unlike the president and the Navy Seals, who performed with steely finesse,  . . . . "

Those twelve words right there made me want to punch a woman square in the face - for the first time in my whole life. 

"Steely finesse?" is that what Glowbama called the iron he was swinging when they hauled his useless butt off the golf course to be play Presentdent in that stupid "live" time photo-op? 

"Steely finesse?" Yep, just like those Navy Seals fire-fightin' their way in to whack Osama Lead Laden thousands of miles away in the hostile territory of our close ally and friend Packitinthebuttstan

Yeah. OK. Right. What I see in the picture is Glowbama sitting off to the side pouting like a kid who dropped his sucker in the dirt.

My God. I knew we had a "gutsy" leader, but he has steely finesse too?

steely > adjective 1 . . . 2 coldly determined; severe.

finesse > verb 1 . . . 2 slyly attempt to avoid blame when dealing with (a situation). 

Wait one cotton-pickin' minute . . . Maybe ol' Mo is on to something here.

I could believe that Glowbama is "coldly determined" to "slyly attempt to avoid blame" in just about anything he does.