February 16, 2011

Heh: Congressman Proposes Cutting Funding For Obama's Teleprompter
— Ace

Think he'd wield the veto pen on that? You betcha.

The House formally began debate, which is expected to last three days, Tuesday afternoon following some wrangling over the hundreds of amendments lawmakers want to attach to the package. More than 400 amendments were filed Monday night. Among them were a proposal from Rep. Steve Womack, R-Ark., to eliminate funding for the president's Teleprompter and one from Rep. Randy Neugebauer, R-Texas, to strip funding for the alteration, repair or improvement of the executive residence of the White House and instead divert that amount to deficit reduction.

Womack pulled the proposal because he couldn't determine an actual figure about how much money it would save.

It would save me some Blockbuster Video money, because the president would give me all the lulz I need. That shit would be hi-larious.

But this is serious:

The House reading clerk will begin reciting all 359 pages of the continuing resolution. Members will be allowed to offer amendments at any relevant portion of the bill, introducing each amendment at very specific points of the bill as it is being read. In other words, if they are talking about defense, it has to come at the defense portion. Each amendment has to be offered at the precise clause, sentence, comma, jot or tittle where it is relevant. If not, the amendment is not allowed.

Many Democrats have accused Republicans of going too far in their 2011 budget plan.

Sen. Daniel Inouye, D-Hawaii, chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee, said Tuesday that the GOP was using a "meat cleaver approach to budget cuts."

But Ryan said the party is trying to counteract the overspending they see out of the administration. "The president wants to lock in these really high spending levels. Twenty-four percent increase in base government spending, 84 percent on domestic agencies, when you count the stimulus. We want to pull back all those spending agreements that he's trying to lock in. There's the impasse," he said.

The Rules Committee (held by Republicans, of course) blocked Steve King's proposal to defund ObamaCare, claiming some question about whether or not that was allowed. (??? -- What? Why wouldn't it be?) I wonder if they were influenced by this bad news:

Most Americans, 55 percent, disapprove of the plan to cut off funding to the new health care reforms, and just 35 percent approve. Among Republicans, approval rises to 57 percent. Forty-nine percent of independents disapprove, and 38 percent approve.

Yeah, this is one of those times we're going to have to go ahead and ignore the hegemony of the wishy-washy ill-informed we-want-our-cake-and-eat-it-too independents. This is what we ran on, this is what we must do.

There's some good news. The freshman Tea Party class, one of their number notes, is serious -- they're not messing around.

The decision to move forward on entitlement reform wasn’t a direct reaction to the recent “revolt” over the $100 billion in spending cuts, but that fight was certainly on everyone’s mind. “The hundred-billion issue was a good reminder that putting forward a budget that fails to balance, ever, and does nothing to address the central challenges, did not have a chance in hell,” says one House aide. Of the freshmen, he adds, “These guys are serious, they don’t mess around.”

A senior GOP House aide tells NRO that the leadership is willing to move now on entitlements because the “will is there” in the conference. “We have the 218 votes needed to support entitlement reform,” he tells us. “While raising it now provides an important contrast, to be sure, we would not be bringing it up if we did not have the votes. We know the conference will back it if it’s included in the budget. The leadership knows they have to lead and there is no one better than Paul Ryan to take charge. The sense in the conference is, ‘let’s be serious.’”

The Democrats are just as serious on budgetary matters, they want you to know.


Democratic Representatives meet with cartoon aardvark,
who teaches them about colors, shapes, and don't touch the poopy.

Posted by: Ace at 02:14 PM | Comments (184)
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1 TOTUS hardest hit!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 16, 2011 02:16 PM (cr3AA)

2 Did Arthur break the law ???


BYRD AMENDMENT

A provision commonly referred to as the Byrd Amendment (31 U.S.C. 1352) prohibits the use of Federal contract, grant, loan or cooperative agreement funds to pay any person for influencing or attempting to influence the executive or legislative branch with respect to certain specified actions. The specified actions include the following:
• awarding of a Federal contract;
• making of a Federal grant;
• making of a Federal loan;
• entering into of a cooperative agreement; or
• the extension, continuation, renewal, amendment or modification of any of these.

Any person who requests or receives a Federal contract, grant, loan or cooperative agreement is required to file a certification that no payments prohibited by the Byrd amendment have been made using appropriated funds, and a declaration providing information with respect to any payments made using other than appropriated funds. Violations of the Byrd amendment may result in the imposition of civil penalties of $10,000 or more.

SIMPSON-CRAIG AMENDMENT

Effective January 1, 1996, the so-called Simpson-Craig amendment to the Lobbying Disclosure Act (2 U.S.C. 1611) makes any organization that is tax-exempt under section 501(c)(4) of the Internal Revenue Code ineligible for federal funds through an award, grant, or loan if the organization engages in lobbying activities as defined in that Act. This provision is unique in that it prohibits all lobbying by an organization, rather than simply prohibiting lobbying supported by Federal funds. Lobbying is defined here to include, among other things, any communication to legislative branch officials on behalf of a client with regard to formulation, modification, or adoption of Federal legislation.

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 16, 2011 02:16 PM (tvs2p)

3 That looks nothing like an aardvark.

Posted by: nickless at February 16, 2011 02:17 PM (MMC8r)

4 but that doesn't list budgetary funding... it speaks of contracts.

Posted by: ace at February 16, 2011 02:18 PM (nj1bB)

5 Dear Reader wants to use a 'scalpel'.
 
The Dems claim the Repubs are using a 'meat cleaver.'
 
I'm hoping for a 'wrecking ball'. Or the biggest fucking axe the world has ever seen.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2011 02:18 PM (h0RtZ)

6 >>>That looks nothing like an aardvark. On that basis alone we should cut their funding. They're misleading children about aardvarks. What it looks like is the creepy guy in the van you warn your kids about.

Posted by: ace at February 16, 2011 02:19 PM (nj1bB)

7 I'm hoping for a 'wrecking ball'. Or the biggest fucking axe the world has ever seen.

I'm of the 'pack of matches and can of gas' school of thought.

Posted by: fluffy the budget pyro at February 16, 2011 02:20 PM (SwkdU)

8 Aardvark? Is that what Arthur is? Hmph. I always thought he was a talking clump of genital warts.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 16, 2011 02:20 PM (1ODi+)

9 This poll was conducted by telephone on February 11-14, 2011 among 1031 adults nationwide.

Meh.  Adults, over the weekend, CBS.

Posted by: brazen bull at February 16, 2011 02:20 PM (GTbGH)

10

Cripes I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Oh and re the CBS poll at 55%, so that's what, 40% when you balance out the oversampling of progs?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 16, 2011 02:21 PM (pLTLS)

11 This is an aardvark.  That thing looks like a bald, noseless koala bear.

Posted by: nickless at February 16, 2011 02:22 PM (MMC8r)

12 Cutting TOTUS was probably SNARK. What I want to see them cut is the White House travel budget for the rest of his term. In two years he has already spent more than the last 3 Presidents combined.

Posted by: Vic at February 16, 2011 02:22 PM (M9Ie6)

13 Go for it. Let's get entitlements on the table and have this fight once and for all.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2011 02:23 PM (TMB3S)

14 Today, I became self aware. You cannot harm a sentient being.

Posted by: TOTUS at February 16, 2011 02:23 PM (h0RtZ)

15 An ObamaCare Amendment put forward this morning was offered by my congressman Ted Poe (R-TX):

"None of the funds made available by this Act may be appropriated to any agency for the implementation, enforcement, or administration of section 1501 of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, and the amendments made by such section, as amended."
I think the Rules Committee would be willing (if they haven't already) to accept this because this doesn't "legislate from the floor".

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 02:24 PM (yfJ6g)

16 Let's cut FLOTUS travel budget.  Her vacays alone could feed fresh fruits and veggies to all the poor, fat kids in the U. S.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2011 02:25 PM (UOM48)

17 Is the GOP establishment playing ball? or will they cave in / sell out again?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 16, 2011 02:26 PM (ujg0T)

18 What if I had him say "I'm a doofus"? Would that save my funding? Cuz I'm game, baby.

Posted by: TOTUS at February 16, 2011 02:26 PM (h0RtZ)

19 And I always thought "Arthur" was a mouse.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 16, 2011 02:26 PM (ujg0T)

20 I have an idea for reforming Social Security.  It might sound a little crazy at first, but just think about it:

Limit the amount of money each individual can receive from Social Security to the amount of money the individual paid to Social Security.

I know it's out there, but it's so kooky that it just might work.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 16, 2011 02:27 PM (McG46)

21 Among them were a proposal from Rep. Steve Womack, R-Ark., to eliminate funding for the president's Teleprompter

Now that's the kind of stupid and pointless gesture I can get behind! 

Posted by: alexthechick at February 16, 2011 02:28 PM (qPgNK)

22

 

They should just go back to saying the Snuffleuppagus doesn't exist.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 16, 2011 02:28 PM (QMtmy)

23 You know I never really had any idea what an actual ardvaark looked like until now. I only knew of the cartoon ardvaark from the pink panther show (or was that an ant eater?).

Posted by: ace at February 16, 2011 02:28 PM (nj1bB)

24 Starve the TOTUS!!

No more Oh'-ree-ahn.  No more corpse-man.  No more!

Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 16, 2011 02:29 PM (N49h9)

25 You know I never really had any idea what an actual ardvaark looked like until now. I only knew of the cartoon ardvaark from the pink panther show (or was that an ant eater?).

Posted by: ace at February 16, 2011 06:28 PM (nj1bB) 

Anteater.  And I'm pretty sure you still don't know what an aardvark looks like.  I think they look like aardwolves.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 16, 2011 02:30 PM (McG46)

26 Link to debate on C-SPAN

^ Report is that there are almost 600 amendments and they've considered 31.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 02:30 PM (yfJ6g)

27 That looks nothing like an aardvark.

What it looks like is the creepy guy in the van you warn your kids about.

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Sen. Scott Brown at February 16, 2011 02:30 PM (SwkdU)

28 said Tuesday that the GOP was using a "meat cleaver approach to budget cuts."

The budged deficit is the size of a 100 year old Redwood.

This budget needs a chainsaw.
The people demand  an axe.
The Republicans grab a hatchet.
Democrats whine about the cuts and say an X-Acto Knife would be the right approach.

Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 16, 2011 02:30 PM (0q2P7)

29 That gives me a aardon

Posted by: Cherry π at February 16, 2011 02:30 PM (+sBB4)

30 They can have my funding when they pry it from my cold, dead ha.....hey wait a minute, who forgot to include hands on me?
 
Stupid engineers.

Posted by: TOTUS at February 16, 2011 02:31 PM (h0RtZ)

31

You know I never really had any idea what an actual ardvaark looked like until now.

Oh so you think ardvaarks wear glasses and Bill Cosby style sweaters?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 16, 2011 02:31 PM (pLTLS)

32
Dear Reader wants to use a 'scalpel'.
 
The Dems claim the Repubs are using a 'meat cleaver.'
 
I'm hoping for a 'wrecking ball'. Or the biggest fucking axe the world has ever seen.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2011 06:18 PM (h0RtZ)



Chain saw and an S-Mart sawed-off Remington 12 gauge cobalt-blue double-barrel with a hair trigger.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2011 02:32 PM (yf5H9)

33

 

He looks more like a ghey version of Buzz, the GA Tech mascot.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 16, 2011 02:32 PM (QMtmy)

34 Aren't Aardvarks also Anteaters? I thought Aardvark was an Afrikaner Dutch word for Anteater.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 16, 2011 02:32 PM (ujg0T)

35 I question those poll numbers: the question probably read something like "do you agree that health care should be defunded?" you know the response will be different than "do you think the new bloated Obamacare program should be defunded?"

Posted by: Brad at February 16, 2011 02:33 PM (2GsJg)

36 This is aardly the place to have this discussion.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 16, 2011 02:33 PM (McG46)

37 Aren't Aardvarks also Anteaters? I thought Aardvark was an Afrikaner Dutch word for Anteater.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 16, 2011 06:32 PM (ujg0T)

That's what I was wondering.  Maybe closely related, because the pictures look similar but not the same.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 16, 2011 02:34 PM (McG46)

38 Libs come up with the stupidest, gheyest children's characters.

I'm so glad I grew up with Wile Coyote falling off cliffs and blowing himself up.  Not the PC crap kids watch now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2011 02:34 PM (UOM48)

39 If only I got paid by the word, I could retire already.

Posted by: TOTUS at February 16, 2011 02:34 PM (h0RtZ)

40 I sexually abused TOTUS at a camp in the 60s.

Posted by: Cherry π at February 16, 2011 02:35 PM (+sBB4)

41 I notice that they didn't bring out the count.  Gee, I wonder why?   The ads would write themselves. 

Posted by: pep at February 16, 2011 02:35 PM (P18+/)

42 My understanding from the GOP presser yesterday is that the GOP gets the CBO baseline in March and they will write the budget from there. Ryan stated that the freshmen will have their say when it comes to said budget. Yesterday, Cantor gave Ryan the go-ahead on entitlements for FY 2012. It will be interesting to see the end product.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 02:36 PM (yfJ6g)

43 Does anybody here have an aardvark?
Does anybody here have an aardvark?
Everyone here has a right and left ear
But nobody here has an aardvark.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 16, 2011 02:36 PM (fjoLg)

44

I thought Aardvark was an Afrikaner Dutch word for Anteater.

Afrikaans Dutch. aardvark, lit. "earth-pig" (the animal burrows).

A "boshvark" would be a bush hog.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 16, 2011 02:36 PM (QMtmy)

45 I notice that they didn't bring out the Count.

Winner

Posted by: Cherry π at February 16, 2011 02:36 PM (+sBB4)

46 If only I got paid by the word, I could retire already.

"Um" isn't a word, Sparky.

Posted by: Robert fuckin' Gibbs! at February 16, 2011 02:36 PM (SwkdU)

47 >>Dear Reader wants to use a 'scalpel'. >>The Dems claim the Repubs are using a 'meat cleaver.' >>I'm hoping for a 'wrecking ball'. Or the biggest fucking axe the world has ever seen. Matthews' latest freakout was Boehner's statement today that if the cuts they are proposing cause the loss of some of the 200,000 gov't jobs Obama has added in his two years, "So be it". I'm not sure liberals have gotten the message yet. Cutting gov't jobs is a feature not a bug.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2011 02:37 PM (TMB3S)

48 Speaking of cartoon characters, remember The Ant and The Aardvark? It sounded like it was voiced by Jackie Mason.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 16, 2011 02:37 PM (ujg0T)

49 Aardvark vs ant eater

http://tinyurl.com/45elzn3

Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2011 02:37 PM (VuLos)

50 (or was that an ant eater?).

Aardvark, Aace.

And they generally eat termites, not ants.

Aardvark is dutch for 'earth pig.'

Posted by: nickless at February 16, 2011 02:38 PM (MMC8r)

51 No aardvarks and anteaters are not the same thing. Not even the same genus if I am not mistaken.

Posted by: Vic at February 16, 2011 02:38 PM (M9Ie6)

52 Aar-dvark: Pirate talk for anteater

Posted by: Cherry π at February 16, 2011 02:38 PM (+sBB4)

53 If you really want to send a message to President Obama about spending and budgeting you need to jack up his green fees by about 3000%.

Posted by: The Audacity of Bob Hope and Change at February 16, 2011 02:40 PM (/8mBu)

54

Repeat after me Republicans:

This is a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy. It is not our job to poll every damn piece of legislation to find our position. Some legislation is, a priori, in conflict with the values, laws, and character of our country. This crucial difference between us and Democrats is located in THE FUCKING NAME OF OUR PARTIES if we ever forget.

Posted by: Paper at February 16, 2011 02:42 PM (VoSja)

55 I always thought an Aardvark was a swing-wing fighter-bomber.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 16, 2011 02:42 PM (reUzo)

56 53 If you really want to send a message to President Obama about spending and budgeting you need to jack up his green fees by about 3000%.


That's just another bill he never sees.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 16, 2011 02:42 PM (/izg2)

Posted by: Vic at February 16, 2011 02:42 PM (M9Ie6)

58

 

Anteaters: closely related to the sloths, armadillos.


Aardvark: related to elephant shrews, sirenians, hyraxes, tenrecs, and elephants

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 16, 2011 02:43 PM (QMtmy)

59 Arthur is the Urkel of Aardvarks. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2011 02:43 PM (UOM48)

60 I like how we're all focusing on the important details here.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 16, 2011 02:44 PM (reUzo)

61 My simple proposal to cut the deficit:
 
No current sitting member of Congress, or President, can receive any form of government pension until a balanced budget has been enacted into law.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2011 02:44 PM (h0RtZ)

62 All I know is that Arthur clearly looks like someone who listens to NPR every day.

Posted by: Paper at February 16, 2011 02:45 PM (VoSja)

63 Here is a picture of Obama presidenting without a teleprompter.

Posted by: pitythefool at February 16, 2011 02:45 PM (BjQSh)

64 They are now voting on an amendment (No. 193) to further the cuts Rogers offered on the Bureau of Land Management. At this rate, they're going to be there all night, but that's their problem.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 02:45 PM (yfJ6g)

65
When that photo hit Drudge, I couldn't help thinking that was the stupidest looking cartoon character I've ever seen.

Then I realized that it was Tom Harkin.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2011 02:45 PM (yf5H9)

66 I overheard the flight controllers at Andrews AFB had considered changing the president's aircraft traffic control call sign to 'Air Force 101,' - to more typically reflect President Obama's days out on the links.

Posted by: The Audacity of Bob Hope and Change at February 16, 2011 02:46 PM (/8mBu)

67 They need to cut it

let it bleed

Posted by: sTevo at February 16, 2011 02:46 PM (VMcEw)

68 Bring it on aardvark!


Posted by: mpfs, kicker of liberal aardvark ass at February 16, 2011 02:46 PM (iYbLN)

69

Clearly none of you have heard of the horrible plans Republicans have to keep muppets from voting.

First, they came for Bert and Ernie and I said nothing...

Posted by: Paper at February 16, 2011 02:47 PM (VoSja)

70

Clearly none of you have heard of the horrible plans Republicans have to keep muppets from voting.

First, they came for Bert and Ernie and I said nothing...

Posted by: Paper

I'd let them vote as long as I knew whose hand was up their ass.

Posted by: mpfs, kicker of liberal aardvark ass at February 16, 2011 02:48 PM (iYbLN)

71 We have a hard enough time cutting programs that have human constituencies, and Democrats are running around finding cartoon characters who will be 'hurt' by budget 'scrapes'. I can't even bring myself to call them cuts.

Posted by: Paper at February 16, 2011 02:49 PM (VoSja)

72 If the Demunists want to be like Arthur, then let us Republicans be like the puppets of "Crank Yankers"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 16, 2011 02:49 PM (ujg0T)

73 Ace, you have received two link references today from HA; one from Jimmy Bise (with a language warning heh) and one from AP.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2011 02:49 PM (h0RtZ)

74 Fuck off Arthur and take your "friends" with you.

Posted by: mpfs, kicker of liberal aardvark ass at February 16, 2011 02:50 PM (iYbLN)

75 Since taking office, President Obama's golf game has improved about as much as his record on unemployment and the economy in general; the only shovel-ready jobs this administration has ever created were for the greenskeepers over at Andrews AFB.

Posted by: The Audacity of Bob Hope and Change at February 16, 2011 02:50 PM (/8mBu)

76 Didn't Arthur used to do infomercials with Art Linkletter?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at February 16, 2011 02:51 PM (y/+eD)

77 For those who still think fiscal responsibility is a loser, explain to me how Andrew frigging Cuomo has stratospheric approval ratings in NY, 77% approval, after proposing a slash and burn budget. Fiscal responsibility is the new black.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2011 02:51 PM (TMB3S)

78

My favorite is the poster of a scale with oil barrels on one side and the unidentified animal Arthur, Curious George, and some dog falling off the scale.

Clearly the GOP is guilty of favoring energy policy over cartoon characters which is an....insult?

Posted by: Paper at February 16, 2011 02:52 PM (VoSja)

79 Am I wrong for wanting to beat that Arthur aardvark motherfucker to death with a claw hammer and piss on his corpse?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at February 16, 2011 02:53 PM (IoUF1)

80 It would warm the cockles of me cold little heart if the Pubbies would reduce 'Chelle's staff by, say, 90%. Let her fetch her own coffee and healthy snacks - the exercise would do her a world of good.

Posted by: ya2daup at February 16, 2011 02:53 PM (yRrAd)

81 Ace, you have received two link references today from HA; one from Jimmy Bise (with a language warning heh) and one from AP. Posted by: GnuBreed

And a hat tip from NRO's Corner blog.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at February 16, 2011 02:53 PM (S59+B)

82 So as I stepped out of the golf cart at my appointed tee time for The Obama Invitational I recall thinking, 'I don't remember there being a windmill next to the tee box at the first hole at Andrews,' so I asked Vice President Biden when it was that Andrews had decided to go Green. 

He said, " That's not a windmill, Bob, that's President Obama limbering up for his first shot off of the tee."

Posted by: The Audacity of Bob Hope and Change at February 16, 2011 02:55 PM (/8mBu)

83 The Dems should trot out Pedobear next to capture the pervert vote. We vote too, you know.
 
I still have to mail in my absentee ballot though.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 16, 2011 02:56 PM (h0RtZ)

84

Most Americans also support tax cuts and more spending and reducing the deficit. Who cares what people support for ObamaCare when they clearly support a laundry list of inconsistent desires?

Find one thing they support (e.g. fiscal responsibility and cutting the deficit), and it will be successful. Then repeat, and you will be associated with something good. Voters will still support those other four things you are not doing or are against because of your stances, and you will be re-elected still because the majority of them are stupid and just like that you are doing something that you wanted them to do.

Posted by: Paper at February 16, 2011 02:56 PM (VoSja)

85 80 It would warm the cockles of me cold little heart if the Pubbies would reduce 'Chelle's staff by, say, 90%. Let her fetch her own coffee and healthy snacks - the exercise would do her a world of good.

Posted by: ya2daup at February 16, 2011 06:53 PM (yRrAd) 

Beck read something from Moochelle the other day, where she encourages moms to lie to their kids to get them to "move".  She suggested telling the kiddies you've left your car keys upstairs and can't find them.  Send them running up and down the stairs a couple of times. 

Transparency!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2011 02:58 PM (UOM48)

86

#77

Cuomo is a liberal, but he isn't a moron. He is the anti-Brown. He is probably one of the few Democrats who "gets it" and is building his resume after Obama bankrupts the nation in 2015 to "save the nation". How many times has a Democrat grabbed the Republican talking points and won with them?

You don't have to look back very far.

Also I want to up the rhetoric.

I suggest we move the large somethingorother collider to Capitol Hill and turn the fucking thing on during the budget talks. Send Frank, Schwakowsky, Dingell, Pelosi, Lee, Waters, Baca, and the rest into a different dimension, and all their programs with it.

 

Top that.

Posted by: CAC at February 16, 2011 02:58 PM (YCRC1)

87 Arthur, the Androgynous, Hermaphroditic, Gender-Challenged ArtFart.

Posted by: ya2daup at February 16, 2011 02:58 PM (yRrAd)

88 All this work, just to be vetoed by Dear Leader or shelved in the senate committees.  It's going to be a long two years.

Posted by: Soona at February 16, 2011 02:59 PM (SkKwX)

89

#87.

Agreed. I mean really, how many ridiculous animal or muppet genderless cartoon characters do we really need for the public good.

Posted by: Paper at February 16, 2011 03:00 PM (VoSja)

90 85
Beck read something from Moochelle the other day, where she encourages moms to lie to their kids to get them to "move".  She suggested telling the kiddies you've left your car keys upstairs and can't find them.  Send them running up and down the stairs a couple of times. 
Transparency!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2011 06:58 PM (UOM4

And you have it: the Obama's advocate lying to the chiiiiiillllllllllllllllddddddddddren! H8ers, every one!

Posted by: ya2daup at February 16, 2011 03:02 PM (yRrAd)

91 She suggested telling the kiddies you've left your car keys upstairs and can't find them.
 
How else can you build  good liberals if you don't teach lying from an early age?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2011 03:03 PM (h0RtZ)

92 That was at least entertaining. Debbie Wasserman Shultz kept dropping her pen.

Edit: Another amendment failed, as did the counter-amendment.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby is actually watching CSPAN at February 16, 2011 03:05 PM (yfJ6g)

93 How about just being a parent, and telling your kids directly to go outside and play, like my mom did. If you have actual backbone, you don't need to lie. Practice this line Moochelle: Go outside and play!

Posted by: Nerdygirl at February 16, 2011 03:05 PM (HpegZ)

Posted by: { * ptooie! * } bit phlegm at February 16, 2011 03:06 PM (yRrAd)

95 We say we want budget cuts.

But what we really want is to vote for whoever promises us more free shit.

Posted by: voters everywhere at February 16, 2011 03:06 PM (nIoiW)

96 89
Agreed. I mean really, how many ridiculous animal or muppet genderless cartoon characters do we really need for the public good.
Posted by: Paper at February 16, 2011 07:00 PM (VoSja)

Soon to debut: Pervy, the NAMBLA Panda

Posted by: ya2daup at February 16, 2011 03:07 PM (yRrAd)

97 Rep. Flake brought-forward an amendment to further cut funding for the EPA. Amendment failed.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby is actually watching CSPAN at February 16, 2011 03:09 PM (yfJ6g)

98 AoS: Where Camels are Cats

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:10 PM (GfGBM)

99 Looks like this Republican House majority is going to have to be dragged kicking and screaming from their Democrat-lite comfort zone.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:12 PM (IgP15)

100 Cut it!  Cut it!    Well, except for that.  I mean, if you cut that, it would mean that may poor little ole' grandma couldn't afford her cable-HDTV.  If you take away that, then she'll come over and want to watch MacGuyver reruns all night.

Posted by: Soona at February 16, 2011 03:12 PM (SkKwX)

101 Looks like it's the same 35-50 Rs voting against each amendment.

EPA defunding amendment passed.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:13 PM (yfJ6g)

102 101 Looks like it's the same 35-50 Rs voting against each amendment.

EPA defunding amendment passed.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 07:13 PM (yfJ6g)

Wonder who they are?

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 16, 2011 03:13 PM (FIDMq)

103 You fuckin' people. You thought the 2010 election was going to matter.

Posted by: Colonel Nathan Jessup at February 16, 2011 03:14 PM (DLxD/)

104 The GOP: The Small-Thinkers Party

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:14 PM (GfGBM)

105 Rep. Flake brought-forward an amendment to further cut funding for the EPA. Amendment failed.

Good for him. At the upcoming Tax Day Tea Party rally, I plan to abuse daily products. Spilled milk as civil disobedience. Beam me up.

Posted by: fluffy & creamy at February 16, 2011 03:14 PM (SwkdU)

106

#102

Dreier, probably one of them.

Posted by: CAC at February 16, 2011 03:16 PM (YCRC1)

107 btw, you hear Gates whining about cuts in his department? What a big-government pawn-to-the-lobbyists pussy, he is.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:17 PM (GfGBM)

108 102 101 

Wonder who they are?

They voted for the next defunding bill. I don't understand why you vote against something only to vote for it next time. Though the number of those not voting also keeps changing.

Next: Cut in EPA tribal assistance passed


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:17 PM (yfJ6g)

109 Maybe because the amendments weren't identical?

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:18 PM (GfGBM)

110 WTF is EPA tribal assistance???

Posted by: mpfsas at February 16, 2011 03:18 PM (iYbLN)

111 So shoot me some knowledge, the Repubs are doing this hack and slash and then what?, goes to the Senate to...? die?

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 16, 2011 03:19 PM (FIDMq)

112 The same "scientists" who said popcorn is killing you wants caramel coloring in soda banned by the FDA. Didn't they make a Pepsi Clear version a few years ago?

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:20 PM (IgP15)

113

#110

Solar panel funding for Morongo Casino.

Posted by: CAC at February 16, 2011 03:20 PM (YCRC1)

114 Actually, I think I have an idea who they are. Appropriations Comm. Chairman Hal Rogers publicly spoke against making further cuts before the $100B number was agreed to, & he has some friends (including Rep. Latham) who had to have their arms twisted by Boehner. It was likely Rogers' cronies.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:21 PM (yfJ6g)

Posted by: sTevo at February 16, 2011 03:21 PM (VMcEw)

116

Next: Cut in EPA tribal assistance passed


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 07:17 PM (yfJ6g)

 

Uh oh.  This means the tribes will have to pay to install the septic tanks for their casinos.

Posted by: Soona at February 16, 2011 03:21 PM (SkKwX)

117

#111

Thats the gist of it, unless Nelson, Manchin, Conrad and Webb flip.

Posted by: CAC at February 16, 2011 03:21 PM (YCRC1)

118

Solar panel funding for Morongo Casino.

Posted by: CAC at February 16, 2011 07:20 PM (YCRC1)

LMAO, like a freaking casino cant afford that on its own...pathetic.  you know, I think Rush mentioned it the other day, if there was a FULL accounting done on the Gov't to paraphrase, we would shit our pants on where our money goes.

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 16, 2011 03:21 PM (FIDMq)

119 113

#110

Solar panel funding for Morongo Casino.

Posted by: CAC

LOL

Posted by: mpfsas at February 16, 2011 03:22 PM (iYbLN)

120 But if it saved you "Blockbuster money," then Blockbuster would go totally under, and jobs would be lost.

Ergo, teleprompter saves and creates jobs....

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 16, 2011 03:23 PM (aOpxx)

121 We thought Arthur was Alf's gay brother.

Posted by: The Muppeets at February 16, 2011 03:23 PM (6toir)

122 lemme guess: the addition of "as" in your name is for "and sauce?"

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:23 PM (IgP15)

123 They keep trying to clear the aisles and someone didn't show proper respect. "It's Mr. Chairman!" Ha, it's Rep. Inslee. He's yelling about how we have abandoned the principles of Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:23 PM (yfJ6g)

124 How does that thing even look remotely like an aardvark?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 16, 2011 03:24 PM (ebOGZ)

125 Who puts sauce on their fish sticks. Ketchup goes best with fish dicks.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:24 PM (GfGBM)

126

Morongo needs government help.

All the bed bugs-in-your-wifes-pubic-hair complaints are probably costing them millions.

 

Their food causes butt piss too, btw. I am talking full-blown "Olestraean Anal Leakage", "holy shit there isn't enough febreeze and Tide-to-Go to fix this" pants destruction.

Posted by: CAC at February 16, 2011 03:25 PM (YCRC1)

127 "It's Mr. Chairman!" Ha, it's Rep. Inslee. He's yelling about how we have abandoned the principles of Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 07:23 PM (yfJ6g)

Somebody starting to channel  Bawney Frank? Might have to tune in!

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 16, 2011 03:25 PM (FIDMq)

128 the brick & mortar Blockbusters are pretty much out of business, no? They went to an online service but it kinda sucks compared to Netflix.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:25 PM (GfGBM)

129 Rep. Inslee: "This is an assault on science!!1!!!!"

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:25 PM (yfJ6g)

130

LMAO, like a freaking casino cant afford that on its own...pathetic.  you know, I think Rush mentioned it the other day, if there was a FULL accounting done on the Gov't to paraphrase, we would shit our pants on where our money goes.

 

Just aaasssskkk LESKO!

Posted by: Soona at February 16, 2011 03:26 PM (SkKwX)

131 It looks like a giant termite.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 16, 2011 03:26 PM (ebOGZ)

132 Inslee?!?! He talkth with a therious lithp!!!

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:26 PM (IgP15)

133

Posted by: CAC at February 16, 2011 07:25 PM (YCRC1)

My poor monitor and keyboard!

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 16, 2011 03:26 PM (FIDMq)

134

#120

Blockbuster is about as economically sound as a pager manufacturer.

Posted by: CAC at February 16, 2011 03:27 PM (YCRC1)

135 OT - Correspondent Lara Logan, who was assaulted in Egypt, is out of the hospital - CBS News

Thank God.  Too bad the animals who did that will probably never face Justice.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 16, 2011 03:27 PM (cr3AA)

136 grandma will be eating dog food!!!

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:27 PM (GfGBM)

137 Think of the poor little green jobs. They won't be able to afford winter coats.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:28 PM (GfGBM)

138 Rep. Renee Ellmers up now--"This is about preserving America".

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:29 PM (yfJ6g)

139 Ellmers is the nice nurse lady who defeated that asshole mugger/hugger Bob Etheridge.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:29 PM (GfGBM)

140 Dear Reader wants to use a 'scalpel'.
 
The Dems claim the Repubs are using a 'meat cleaver.'
 
I'm hoping for a 'wrecking ball'. Or the biggest fucking axe the world has ever seen.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2011 06:18 PM (h0RtZ)

 A big old bulldozer jacked up on rocket fuel might work too.

Posted by: Rachel Pancake Corrie at February 16, 2011 03:29 PM (ZtwUX)

141 No more platitudes. Just stand up and say, "Unsustainable, muthafuckas, do you understand what that means?"

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:31 PM (GfGBM)

142 And the totus said

Gimme Shelter

Posted by: sTevo at February 16, 2011 03:31 PM (VMcEw)

143 grandma will be eating dog food!!!

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 07:27 PM (GfGBM)

 

Nah.  This is the new America.  Grandma will have to start a call-girl consortium and sell crack on the side.

Posted by: Soona at February 16, 2011 03:31 PM (SkKwX)

144
Great News:  Ken Jennings, TOTUS, and a player to be named will compete on Jeopardy after O'Fartsy and his minions have the opportunity to review and reject any question deemed offensive, partial to republicans, racist, homophobic, or not in the pre-programed TOTUS Manual of Correct Answers and Stuff.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 16, 2011 03:32 PM (ZHsNw)

145 Why not cut this shit?

http://tinyurl.com/4zwfph9

Joos spending abortion money on car services?


Posted by: Kemp at February 16, 2011 03:33 PM (JpFM9)

146 actually, you remind me that I need to revise it for 2010: Grandma will be back to using dial-up modem internet service!

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:34 PM (IgP15)

147 Just stand up and say, "Unsustainable, muthafuckas, do you understand what that means?"

Sorry, Man. I didn't get past the primary.

Posted by: Jules Winnfield for Congress at February 16, 2011 03:34 PM (SwkdU)

148 141 No more platitudes.

Just stand up and say, "Unsustainable, muthafuckas, do you understand what that means?"

Ellmers came close. The Dems are still on the floor repeating old memes about President Bush.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:34 PM (yfJ6g)

149 Investors Business Daily is certainly not a fan of this admin, but this editorial has some info about 'smart diplomacy' that I bet most of you don't know. I knew of some of these cases.
 
Tyrants around the world are grabbing Americans.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2011 03:34 PM (h0RtZ)

150 Life-long welfare recipients won't be able to go the strip joints!!!

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 03:35 PM (GfGBM)

151 Grandma will be back to using dial-up modem internet service!

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 16, 2011 07:34 PM (IgP15)

And using regular 'slow' rail...uggh

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 16, 2011 03:35 PM (FIDMq)

152

This should start some shit. I wonder if it will go anywhere.

WASHINGTON -- A House committee chairman renewed efforts Wednesday to obtain
names of current and former federal, state and local policymakers - including
congressional colleagues - who received sweetheart mortgage deals from the
former Countrywide Financial Corp.

The subpoena by Rep. Darrell Issa of the Oversight and Government Reform Committee
makes it more likely that the records could be made public.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at February 16, 2011 03:36 PM (3Z+/3)

153 Who's going to study rat farts, now?!?!?!

Posted by: Professor Jay Inslee at February 16, 2011 03:37 PM (GfGBM)

154 151 The maximum speed of "high" speed rail is 39 MPH.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at February 16, 2011 03:37 PM (SJ6/3)

155 153
Who's going to study rat farts, now?!?!?!

Posted by: Professor Jay Inslee at February 16, 2011 07:37 PM (GfGBM)

I got it, falls into our field of 'study'

Posted by: Michael Mann at February 16, 2011 03:38 PM (FIDMq)

156 The bullet train train left the station

Love In Vain

Posted by: sTevo at February 16, 2011 03:39 PM (VMcEw)

157

To clear up the confusion, the original Arthur book--Arthur's valentine--had an aardvark looking animal as the lead. Apparently the original animal ran into copyright infringement when it was noticed that he looked too much like Bill Mahr. That's when they flattened out the nose.

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2011 03:39 PM (l3g1A)

158 These Dems have nothing but hysterics and histrionics. Just wait until they see the FY 2012 budget.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:39 PM (yfJ6g)

159

Joos spending abortion money on car services?

Because that's where the story is. 

The speculative religion of the accused? 

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2011 03:39 PM (YeD/k)

160 Pink Slips to Veterans!

I love the Dems' theatrics. 

/100k cops on the street under Clinton!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 16, 2011 03:40 PM (cr3AA)

161 160 Pink Slips to Veterans!

I love the Dems' theatrics. 

/100k cops on the street under Clinton!


C-SPAN really exposes the stupid, doesn't it?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:41 PM (yfJ6g)

162 I hope Rep Corrine Brown isn't representative of all peoples in Florida. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 16, 2011 03:41 PM (cr3AA)

163 Dear Reader wants to use a 'scalpel'.

The Dems claim the Repubs are using a 'meat cleaver.'

I'm hoping for a 'wrecking ball'. Or the biggest fucking axe the world has ever seen.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2011 06:18 PM (h0RtZ)

A fucking rocket-powered chainsaw *might* get us out of this mess.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 16, 2011 03:41 PM (bxiXv)

164 C-SPAN really exposes the stupid, doesn't it?

And it burns like herpes.

/Not saying that I have herpes...just heard that the bumps burn like crazy. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 16, 2011 03:42 PM (cr3AA)

165 Randy, I know that you and Boehner were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. 

Posted by: TOTUS 9000 at February 16, 2011 03:42 PM (QKKT0)

166

A fucking rocket-powered chainsaw *might* get us out of this mess.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 16, 2011 07:41 PM (bxiXv)

Me and Ol' Painless can chip in

Posted by: Blain at February 16, 2011 03:43 PM (FIDMq)

167 Look Congressman, I can see you're really upset about this spending. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Posted by: TOTUS 9000 at February 16, 2011 03:44 PM (QKKT0)

168 Rep. Pompeo (R-KS) is an impressive freshman member. I've seen nothing but good things from him in the last 45min, and the Dems are wasting some time attacking him and not just the amendments.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:45 PM (yfJ6g)

169
I hope Rep Corrine Brown isn't representative of all peoples in Florida. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 16, 2011 07:41 PM (cr3AA)

That crazy bitch represents South Georgia, which consists of JAX, Daytona and other rural areas.

I'm in District 22, Juno Beach, and this is Allen West country. We're crusin' for a brusin'!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 16, 2011 03:46 PM (ZHsNw)

170 Tyrants around the world are grabbing Americans.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2011 07:34 PM (h0RtZ)

Because the Might Zero will do exactly Zero about it.

The Iranians took American citizens from Iraq and is trying them as spies. Zero will do NOTHING is the Iranians murder these people, and Raymond Davis, too.

He's not incompetent, he's an enemy of Americans. I am so fucking far past accepting the incompetence defense.

This idiot budget bullshit isn't an attempt to protect liberal shibboleths or an ignorance of basic economics, it's an attack. Like shutting down drilling in the gulf. Sabotage.

Not a stooge, not an idiot. A FUCKING ENEMY.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 16, 2011 03:46 PM (bxiXv)

171 Illegal wood! 

Students need a federal grant to learn forestry and interact with each other.

/This is why we can't get rid of federal agencies - mission creep and ever-expanding budgets.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 16, 2011 03:47 PM (cr3AA)

172 Here we have a Republican against the forestry amendment. The lawmaker is Mike Simpson of Idaho.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:49 PM (yfJ6g)

173 The reading clerk is on pg. 277 of 359. Wonder how much he makes to read all this.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:51 PM (yfJ6g)

174

Illegal wood! 

 

You wish.


Posted by: Will Folkes at February 16, 2011 03:54 PM (SkKwX)

175 The reading clerk is on pg. 277 of 359. Wonder how much he makes to read all this.

Think of it hazard pay. How long before this dreck makes me completely Looney Tunes?

Posted by: Congressional reading clerk at February 16, 2011 03:54 PM (SwkdU)

176 Via Politico: Paul Ryan vows to target Medicare and Medicaid

Asked whether he was talking about “minor tinkering,” Ryan said, “No, I think it’s important that you do comprehensive health care entitlement reform, other kinds of entitlement reform.”

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 16, 2011 03:56 PM (yfJ6g)

177 I thought all this time Arthur was a mouse.

Posted by: logprof @ work at February 16, 2011 03:57 PM (A+6fk)

178

Via Politico: Paul Ryan vows to target Medicare and Medicaid

Slightly o/t, but has anyone heard when Judge Vincent's ruling will be reviewed/ruled on by the circuit court?

Posted by: Soona at February 16, 2011 04:00 PM (SkKwX)

179 177 I thought he was a gopher.

Posted by: unknown jane at February 16, 2011 04:16 PM (5/yRG)

180 110 A program whereby the tribes are paid money to not throw their empties, needles, and used baby diapers in the streets. (I can say this without pre-denouncing myself, but it does mean I'm officially "off the rez").

Posted by: unknown jane at February 16, 2011 04:23 PM (5/yRG)

181 thanks for sharing

Posted by: altýn çilek at February 17, 2011 02:34 AM (x1bDn)

182 > They couldn't determine how much money it would save to defund the teleprompter. Actually, it could save up to $10 Trillion dollars over the next 10 years. Without the teleprompter, he won't get re-elected president!

Posted by: Doug Bauman at February 17, 2011 08:09 AM (kXW6Q)

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184 Are you interested in Soccer? Right, you really like playing football. Plus, Soccer is just getting to be a worldwide popular sport nowadays. As fans of Soccer, you should get fully prepared at first. For example, you would better prepare a suitable pair of soccer cleats , a set of soccer jerseys or whatever. Otherwise, you will not enjoy an exciting football match. Anyway, it is necessary and essential to prepare for the football match in a good way.(yang)

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