1 Second look at Ron Paul?

2 There are more posts than comments on this blog today.

What gives?

3 Best.  Hitler.  Yet.

Because every single word of it is true.

4 Timing, it is less than good.

5 4 Timing, it is less than good.




I thought it was dead on. Maybe you're reading too slowly?

6 I agree. Get that fat lovable fuk on a treadmill and tell him he's running.

7 I'm still trying to catch up from the whiskeyboobs thread. I am overwhelmed.

8 Laugh or cry?  I'm going with Valu-Rite as the third-party choice.

9 Ah, the Tea Party is the problem.

OK, then.

10

It's been a long 3 yrs of Obama and many more than that without "you know what I mean". I want Perry to fight his way out of this paper bag.

11 And what the hell are all these right wing pundits going to say after Newt wins the nomination and Obama runs ads using nothing but their poisonous words for 6 months?

What then geniuses?

12 Der angriff Steiner war befehl? Wa soll er angriff mit?

13 Heh- that was good.

Funny, but also depressing as hell.

14 Whoever did this one should have engaged their brain first.

15 I'm sorry, but if we nominate another liberal Republican in the name of attracting the center, we lose the base to apathy and a third party run. Your choice, Fritzworth. Lose the base for sure or take a gamble on the middle.

16 And what the hell are all these right wing pundits going to say after Newt wins the nomination and Obama runs ads using nothing but their poisonous words for 6 months?

What then geniuses?

Right- because there's no way that Team Obama could possibly find a single line of attack against Newt without turning to Republican candidates who attacked him from the right.

Newt is just that fucking flawless.

17

And what the hell are all these right wing pundits going to say after Newt wins the nomination and Obama runs ads using nothing but their poisonous words for 6 months?

Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

18 Christie is Romney carrying 150 more pounds(at least).He's a NE squish.

19 7I'm still trying to catch up from the whiskeyboobs thread.
 Where is that? I'm a few in and may have some pointers....

20 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

21 19 7I'm still trying to catch up from the whiskeyboobs thread.
 Where is that? I'm a few in and may have some pointers....



If you find the whiskeyboobs, you'll definitely have at least one pointer.

22

I'm still trying to catch up from the whiskeyboobs thread.
 Where is that? I'm a few in and may have some pointers....

You're lucky. At least you can fake it.

23 Um, this Hitler Reacts To meme is tired and old like an old, tired meme.

24 Imagine boobies. Now imagine boobies...that dispense tasty whiskey.

25

I'm still trying to catch up from the whiskeyboobs thread.
Where is that? I'm a few in and may have some pointers....

You're lucky. At least you can fake it.

Posted by: Whiskey Dick at December 14, 2011 08:28 PM (4pSIn)

 

Ha! At my age it's getting harder all the time. Those babies don't shift with the wind......

26 That is the implication of the ad. swollen tee-tas filled with delicious whiskey

27

Every guy I have ever known had no objection to "sucking dry". Come to think of it I am recalling memories of many many years ago. What do you suppose the going rate is for a "boob job full of whiskey"?

28

I recall that Nixon failed in '60, then came back for a '68-'72 double header. Part of his success was that much of America was unhappy with Johnson & the D's (rightly or wrongly, America was unhappy).

Reagan, having spu his wheel in the 60s &'70s, emerged to win the '80-'84 double header, and American unhappiness with Carter was a big factor.

I fear that much of America remembers Newt as he was portrayed in the '90s ... but then unhappines with JEF is astounding. Maybe Newt is electable, or maybe he can become electable.

I still like Perry and Cain, and maybe a few others waiting in the wings, but it looks like Newt has emerged and cannot be defeated ... until November.

What needs to happen and to be done to maximize Newt's electability? JEF screwing up some more ... outside of overt neglegent or criminal acts, is anything left?

It looks like polishing the Newt needs to start happening. Mybe some solid economic proposals that JEF could steal (and then be exposed) would help, and maybe attack ad pressure on F&F, Solyndra, Lightsquared, Pelosi-Reed theft ...

29

Every guy I have ever known had no objection to "sucking dry". Come to think of it I am recalling memories of many many years ago. What do you suppose the going rate is for a "boob job full of whiskey"?

Got to get your phone # before you sober up.

 

Seriously, though, don't put yer number on the interwebz.

30 Ya know I really should watch the actual Downfall movie at some point.

31

Every guy I have ever known had no objection to "sucking dry". Come to think of it I am recalling memories of many many years ago. What do you suppose the going rate is for a "boob job full of whiskey"?

Got to get your phone # before you sober up.

Seriously, though, don't put yer number on the interwebz.

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2011 08:43 PM (4pSIn)

 

 

Hahaha....I'm not that drunk yet!

 

32 Funniest one ever! Riddled with punchlines.

33

Ya know I really should watch the actual Downfall movie at some point.

Indeed. I can see myself now, watching this intensely dramatic scene, bursting out laughing, while my wife wonders what the hell is wrong with me.

34 Maybe I'm old now and it just crept up on me, but I remember Newt Gingrich from the 90's, and looking carefully at the supposedly new and improved version, I still see the same ego-maniacal asshole he's always been: thin-skinned, petulant, flighty, filled with an unwarranted sense of importance and the conviction he is a Great Man of Destiny, an oddly proportioned, baby-headed man whose already high, irritating voice goes up a full two octaves when he's annoyed or under pressure. We are so screwed.

35 Ronald Reagan was called a warmonger.  Reagan was called heartless.  Reagan was called a practitioner of voo-doo. Everyone said Carter would crush the failed B actor.   And this was coming from the GOP establishment.

Reagan was a right wing Republican who thought FDR was our greatest President.  Ronald Reagan had only been a Republican for 18 years before he won the nomination and the Presidency.

Independents don't vote for Milquetoast toast white bread pussies.  They vote for bold ideas and bolder leadership.  Mitt Romney is not that person.  Newt Gingrich is. 

36 So Republicans=Nazis.

Got it.

37 "Independents don't vote for Milquetoast toast white bread pussies. They vote for bold ideas and bolder leadership. Mitt Romney is not that person. Newt Gingrich is." Posted by: JCELEPHANT at December 14, 2011 09:19 PM (TYm2g) My definition of a 'milquetoast toast white bread pussy' includes cowardly assholes like Newt Gingrich, who used every last erg and iota of his creativity and intellect to dodge the draft during the Vietnam era. And no, Gingrich didn't pull down all those deferments because he held a principled stand against the war. He did it because he was chickenshit.

38 @30: Downfall is well worth watching. My problem with all of these take-offs is that I actually understand the German, so the subtitles just don't flow as jokingly (I can't shut off the part of the brain that says "hey, that's not right"). And yes, it is an overworked over tired meme, but this is not a bad take on the state of the GOP right now.

39 100%

Conservatives seem clearly unable to pull it together when their country needs them most.

40 On the other hand, 4 more years of Obama could absolutely derail the Liberal agenda for years to come. Right now, Liberals are pouting and trying to console themselves into believing that Obama's failure is entirely on him. It's never the message with these people, it's always the messenger.

41

"Pretty much spot on."

Are you f'n kiddin' me?

11 And what the hell are all these right wing pundits going to say after Newt wins the nomination and Obama runs ads using nothing but their poisonous words for 6 months?

What then geniuses?

Word.

That was like watching the Morning Shmoe, fer crissakes. With friends like that, John McCain.

42 Wow. When Spam Attacks!

The wife and I watched this one last night. The biggest laugh happened when Hitler was talking about Stalin and the subtitles claimed Obama.

43 Perry released a great new ad. All he needs to do is capture the anti romney vote again. Palin should endorse him

44 Mensch argere dich nicht

45 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

46 I love the part where he says talks about everybody liking Herman Cain, triggering nervous looks amongst all the generals.

47 So, if hell had the internet and Hitler got youtube, do you think he would be watching these and fascinated by all the modern cultural references? Or, would he be dying of humiliation (assuming that one can die more than once)?

48 Newt Fucking Gingrich. And Mitt Fucking Romney. Newt or Mitt? Who comes up with these fucking names?  Is Richard Milhouse still dead?

49 Laugh line at 3:25  ...my daughter is meeting him tonight for job advice.  Bwah, ha, ha!

50 As far as Downfall parodies goes this is splendid. Note how the Cain reference pops up JUST as the General is adjusting his collar and looking uncomfortable. Most parodies can't get a good line in there.

51 I love the part where he says talks about everybody liking Herman Cain, triggering nervous looks amongst all the generals. --- "My daughter is meeting with him now, to get some job advice."

52 It's depressingly funny.

53 > 30 Ya know I really should watch the actual Downfall movie at some point. Posted by: chemjeff It's a good movie. worth seeing.

54

Barack Hussein Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

I denounce myself.

55
Each candidate is being taken out one by one by the GOP establishment.

It is Mitt's turn and so Mitt it will be.  I said that many months ago and foolishly gave myself hope with some of the other candidates.  Hope sucks.

56 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

57 43 Perry released a great new ad. All he needs to do is capture the anti romney vote again. Palin should endorse him

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 15, 2011 01:05 PM (FKQng)

After looking at each candidates resume, I will ponder and decide which is best for our country, look for it around June 26th.

58 It is funny,but apparently the Republicans are Nazis.

59 Hitler finds out Obama is a SCOAMF

60 I'm the girl crying in the hallway.

61 Boring.
I'm going back to making fun of the Ron Paul bots.

62 Yes, it's a great movie. He fudges the ending and has the secretary escape unharmed. In real life, her and the other women were gang raped by commies and later she was kept as a sex slave for a year by a commie office. Ironically, many of the street scenes were filmed in St. Petersberg because the architecture resembles Berlin. Consequently, the film employed Russian soldiers as extras.

63 I just watched it; it's one of the funnier Downfall parodies.

Really? I've tried watching it a couple of times and I can't make it all the way through.

64 Hope sucks.

Yeah.  I say we go back to discussing whiskey and boobs. 

65

I donno. I've read quite a bit about Hitler. And the actor portrayal of him is pretty good. I can even identify with some of Hitler's insecurities and failings as a human being, save for the mass extermination/rule the world part. I just don't think you can make him funny. He was a real life monster. How about a Stalin parody of the election? What? Hitler is funny but Stalin isn't? How bout Chairman Mao? Pol Pot? Why is Hitler funny and the others repulsive? Ever wonder? Anybody done a Tojo skit?

66 I hate to interrupt this double post with something new but I thought that this was funny.  There is a trial in France of a North African activist who is accused of anti-white hate speech.  She invented the word "souchiens" which allegedly causes "racial injury" to the honky frogs.  It's a play on words.  "Souche" is a word meaning "root" or "stock" and the defendant argues that it refers to the original French people but it sounds like "sous chien;" i.e., "beneath a dog."  I thought that the insult was clever and, in addition, the fight is between a radical "North African" activist and a radical General Alliance Against Racism and Respect for French and Christian Identity activist. 

So you two have at it and I'll point and laugh.

67 My problem with all of these take-offs is that I actually understand the German Same here. I have to watch them a few times to get all the jokes. Hitler's accent also irritates. It's apparently a very good imitation of his Austrian accent by a Swiss actor, but it's not one I recognize.

68 That video is funny from the Hitler standpoint, but even that is getting old. Other than the fact that Gingrich is a sure loser, the storyline is all full of shit though.

Totally

69

Pretty good.

 

I like that when Hitler says 'Stalin,' the subtitle translation is 'Obama.'

70 How about a Stalin parody of the election?

I thought Obama was a Stalin parody.

71

Ironically, many of the street scenes were filmed in St. Petersberg because the architecture resembles Berlin. Consequently, the film employed Russian soldiers as extras.

Seriously?  Once again real life is weirder than anything that can be imagined. 

Hitler is funny but Stalin isn't? How bout Chairman Mao? Pol Pot? Why is Hitler funny and the others repulsive? Ever wonder? Anybody done a Tojo skit?

Because there's not a video clip of those for the internet to use to mock?  I can guarantee you that within .0000389 milliseconds of there being a similar video clip with any of those wastes of dna, the internets will use it to mock, oh, let's pick Lucas at complete and total random. 

72 We nominate Newt we don't have to worry about how the Democrats go after him, he will implode himself. By the beginning of October Newt will have irritated and pissed off most of the electorate. He's just that fucking unlikeable. Hitlers right, Obama could spend the fall golfing.

73 I thought Obama was a Stalin parody.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 15, 2011 01:24 PM (Hx5uv)

Not likely. Zero wouldn't make a good pimple on Stalin's ballsack.

74 "Why is Hitler funny and the others repulsive? " Because there aren't major movies about Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, that can have funny lines dubbed in. Any why aren't there any movies on Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot? Because there are too many commies controlling the media who still love them.

75 Hope sucks.

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. 

76 Gingrich's turn as the anti-Romney seems to be running on its 14th minute- Rasmussen just released an Iowa poll putting Romney back on top, and Gallup just halfed Gingrich's national lead over Romney.

What is worrisome- Paul and Huntsman are seeing their numbers climb now.

77 Gratuitous Sarah bash, unexplained anti-Newt rant and a slightly funny Cain joke.  Double it, switch the anti-Newt to anti-Mitt on one copy and insert a long movie review and it is this blog.

Now double posted.  I'm going to walk the cats, it makes more sense.

78 "Seriously?" Yeah, it was the same 17th Century architect. I haven't been to St. Petersberg but I have been to Berlin numerous times and it does look like Berlin. Anyway, the director said so in the commentary. lol!

79 I like the bit about Herman Cain.. too funny.

And, yes, spot on.

80 #59. Hitler finds out Obama is a SCOAMF

Posted by: Joffen at December 15, 2011 01:19 PM (zLeKL)

That one is very funny

81 It's not really a stretch to parody the establishment GOP with the last days of a rotten, lamentable regime.
Let's hope we're not feeling the same way about America in 11 months.
Somebody needs to step up, and clearly that's not in Romney's skill set.

Gingrich will step up but he's also prone to step out, or step in it and track it all over the rug.

82 Hitler parodies were used by the KKK!  So . . .

83 "Why is Hitler funny and the others repulsive? " There is actually a Stalin parody where his subtitles ask the same thing. 'Why don't I get one of these? Here's a few ideas...'

84 #59. Hitler finds out Obama is a SCOAMF Posted by: Joffen Holy crap, who did that one? It's fantastic.

85 Funny, and at the same time, makes me want to deep-throat my pistol until I cum bullets.

The only thing I'm left to hope for is the dominant theme of this parody: we gotta draft somebody.  Unless we get a candidate that can actually, you know, WIN, we are looking into a chasm that the country will never claw its way out of.

It's a thin reed that I'm grasping for.  But I don't see any other possibility to avoid horribleness.

86 Hey Maddog! Thanks for the response in the other thread. Wiki now has a page dedicated to fatal bear attacks in No. America. Those fuckers will even break into you house and eat you. Climb a tree and they will pull you down! And it's always the same bullshit - "a rare attack" If there is a fucking full page, it's not rare. Kill them all, I say!

87 My enthusiasm for this election is already dead and we're still a year from it.  How my side could nominate such a panel of boobs, losers, and snake oil salesmen is galling.  If it weren't for the fact that the only other option than one of these clowns is going to be Obama, I'd probably vote for the other side out of disgust...  but I don't have that choice.  This is what DOOM feels like.

88 91
Hey Maddog! Thanks for the response in the other thread. Wiki now has a page dedicated to fatal bear attacks in No. America. Those fuckers will even break into you house and eat you. Climb a tree and they will pull you down! And it's always the same bullshit - "a rare attack" If there is a fucking full page, it's not rare. Kill them all, I say!

Posted by: mike at December 15, 2011 01:46 PM (0hdwM)

I'm afraid I disagree. The world would be a more barren place without them. Yeah, they will kill and eat you given a chance, but I always like that little nagging feeling of wariness I get when I venture into the deep woods. You aren't always at the top of the food chain. It keeps you humble. The world ain't a playground, and I wouldn't have it one.

89 maddogg: Deep woods? They will eat you in the middle of town. They will eat you at the country club. They will eat you in your own home or on your cabin roof. They take your clothes off and they leave you in shreds. DEATH TO BEARS!

90 >>Yeah.  I say we go back to discussing whiskey and boobs.

_{Unfortunately this is about boobs, the very unattractive GOP type.} 

91

Newt is the only one that can get in Obama's face. Romney will submit like a small puppy that just pissed on the rug, and Obama will walk all over him. Willard is soft like Pudding!

Willard may repeal ObamaCare, but nothing will change, he is a NE squish who has socialist tendenicies.

Newt on the other hand is sure to screw this all up after he bends Obama over and plays "daddy" in the back bedroom. He is gonna over think the entire situaiton once he is in, and he'll start cutting deals with the Left thinking he is Reagan, only to get bamboozled and come out of it smelling like yesterday's underwear. Can you image the media over the next 4 years with a Newt Presidency?

And Besides......who in there right mind wants Calista in the White House. Just the sight of her makes me want to explode.

But.....these are our guys! You go to the Race with the Horse you own, and you beat his ass all the way to the finish line if he gets out of the gate too slow. If I had to gamble right now....I'd go with Newt....at least he is an attack dog. Like Rush says you can't win anything by playing defense, and Newt seems to not be affraid to throw Right Hooks at the Commies.......that's worth a few gold stars on the report card in my classroom. 

 

92

Posted by: mike at December 15, 2011 01:59 PM (0hdwM)

Moving to Alaska soon mike?

They will eat you when you're walking through the door....

They will eat you when you're lying on the floor....

They will eat you when you're trying to be so good....

93 I can't find it now but there are photos online of the FS releasing a dirty good for nothing bear from a trap. The first thing the bear does, is attack the worker, who orders the driver to go. The bear starts to climb on the truck, and the cage tips over and the worker falls on top of the bear. The bear goes for his head but gets his camera instead. He then starts chomping on the guys leg allowing him to pull his weapon and empty in into the bear. I can't find the link now but it is a good example how the only good bear is a dead bear.

94 Take heart, mike. From the looks of the Wiki page, most bears prefer Canuck meat to American. Wear a lot of Hai Karate.

95 The Arkansas F&G service has trapped no less than 2 boar Black Bears within 200 yards of my house within the last 5 years. My cousin lives a couple of hundred yards down the road and has a freezer on his back porch that they find interesting. His wife does not go outside much at night. The last trapped bear was over 250 pounds, and quite a healthy boy. Released him in the Ouachita Nat. Forest I believe.

96 I feel sorry for those little old ladies on the wiki page who were doing nothing and were in their house when the bastard bears broke in. Don't you like little old ladies, maddogg?? DEATH TO BEARS!!

97

Don't you like little old ladies, maddogg??

Sure, but not as much as bears like them, I must say.

98 Okay, I get it. The bears got to you... They gobble you up and then shit you out! DEATH TO BEARS! p.s.: I bet they rally stink. Every bear I see has shit on his hindy. I refuse to be a dingleberry!

99 How about Hitler finds out what Alan Grayson is doing with perfectly good campaign money?

100 I never thought I'd say this but 'Downfall parody' is REALLY tired and it needs to sleep for a while. Find a NEW meme.

101 "We don't like Romney, so we're going to elect somebody even more liberal, but with a messy wreck of a family life."

-TEA party geniuses.