February 24, 2011

Hmmm: Lefty's New Phone-Prank Hero A Bit of a Villain?
— Ace

A leftist, politically-shrill Ian Murphy pranked Governor Walker in a phone stunt that wound up proving nothing, except that Governor Walker says the exact same thing to campaign contributors that he says to the public.

Now, this requires verification, but here's a column by a leftist, politically-shrill Ian Murphy.

Same guy? Well I'd bet it is but it remains to be seen.

FUCK THE TROOPS

So, 4000 rubes are dead. Cry me the Tigris. Another 30,000 have been seriously wounded. Boo fucking hoo. They got what they asked for—and cool robotic limbs, too.

Likely, just reading the above paragraph made you uncomfortable. But why?

The benevolence of America’s “troops” is sacrosanct. Questioning their rectitude simply isn’t done. It’s the forbidden zone. We may rail against this tragic war, but our soldiers are lauded by all as saints. Why? They volunteered to partake in this savage idiocy, and for this they deserve our utmost respect? I think not.

The nearly two-thirds of us who know this war is bullshit need to stop sucking off the troops. They get enough action raping female soldiers and sodomizing Iraqi detainees. The political left is intent on “supporting” the troops by bringing them home, which is a good thing. But after rightly denouncing the administration’s lies and condemning this awful war, relatively sensible pundits—like Keith Olbermann—turn around and lovingly praise the soldiers’ brave service to the country. Why?

Maybe this was also meant as a prank. But I sorta doubt it.

What I'm guessing is that this proves that Ian Murphy is a leftist double-threat -- capable of FAIL in two completely different mediums.

Thanks to Biggles of the RAF.

Posted by: Ace at 03:27 PM | Comments (151)
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1 I hope you screencapped this!

Posted by: bbq at February 24, 2011 03:31 PM (KZBJF)

2 Dirt Bag

Posted by: melvin at February 24, 2011 03:32 PM (3OCZw)

3 Murphy calls himself a journalist.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 03:32 PM (UQjUb)

4 "relatively sensible pundits—like Keith Olbermann"
Heh.

Also, it's amusing that the Left's new hero is the man that proved that Walker can't recognize the Koch brothers by voice.  Reality's not their strong suit.

Posted by: Jack at February 24, 2011 03:33 PM (e/FD0)

5 relatively sensible pundits—like Keith Olbermann

That tells you all you need to know about Zippy the prank boy

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 24, 2011 03:33 PM (F9JPD)

6 oh my... that's...on a scale of 1 to 10 of screeching lefty hate ... is about a 7?

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 24, 2011 03:35 PM (QxSug)

7

Sometimes I need to quit reading stuff like this. It can't possibly be good for me.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 24, 2011 03:36 PM (DLxD/)

8 Also, it's amusing that the Left's new hero is the man that proved that Walker can't recognize the Koch brothers by voice.  Reality's not their strong suit.

Posted by: Jack at February 24, 2011 07:33 PM (e/FD0)

What does it tell you when some MTV type horseshit is what passes for lefty tactical brilliance.  It's really getting difficult to not underestimate these cheese dicks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 24, 2011 03:37 PM (F9JPD)

9 I'd like five minutes in a cage with this guy. Better yet, let me watch Jane D'oh and Tami in a cage with this guy.

Posted by: hobbes at February 24, 2011 03:37 PM (du4U/)

10 I can't even begin to imagine what it is like to be 100 lbs. of self-hating misery packed in a 90 lb. bag, and I would never want to get close enough to the sociopath Ian Murphy to find out.

Posted by: Marla at February 24, 2011 03:37 PM (kD8Fh)

11 Wait- I'm allowed to rape the female Marines? Crap! I've been wasting 3 and a half years already!

Posted by: usmarine at February 24, 2011 03:37 PM (z1Nlo)

12

Deception.  The left know it well.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at February 24, 2011 03:38 PM (0fzsA)

13 An even better challenge than trying to grade the epicness of its typical lefty hate filled hate is trying to figure out how far you can actually read it before you're like, um, I feel dumber for actually putting my eyes through reading this collection of words. I got about 10 lines.

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 24, 2011 03:38 PM (QxSug)

14 I'll bet libtards will come out swinging at his ass. Loving bunch they are. I mean they love our troops.....right?  right?

Posted by: Meddler at February 24, 2011 03:38 PM (3u6Tl)

15 He's trying to win the Scott Beauchamp Award For Douchebaggery.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 03:38 PM (g73jP)

16 After more people read this, I think Ian Murphy might be wearing multiple black armbands.

Posted by: The Q at February 24, 2011 03:39 PM (MYuEC)

17

What I'm guessing is that this proves that Ian Murphy is a leftist double-threat -- capable of FAIL in two completely different mediums.

He's a Renaissance schmuck.

Posted by: Cicero at February 24, 2011 03:40 PM (QKKT0)

18 Don't tell me--he's a Cornell cow college grad too, right?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2011 03:40 PM (7H/n0)

19

Man I am SO tempted to log back on as a lefty troll. This thread would be PERFECT.

But I promised myself I would stop...with my mind

Posted by: Max Power at February 24, 2011 03:40 PM (q177U)

20 Murphy calls himself a journalist.

And I am Fraymog XII, Emperor of Neptune and a small piece of Sedna.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2011 03:41 PM (7utQ2)

21 What a weaselly douchebag.  He must still be pissed off at all the servicemen and women who he mocked in high school that turned out quantum leaps better than him.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt and projection is not just a tool used to display genetics notes on the board.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 24, 2011 03:41 PM (nImky)

22 Elspeth Reeve. Remember her? I wonder if she's still married to that douche bag Scott Beauchamp.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 03:42 PM (UQjUb)

23 From Mother Jones: The Buffalo Beast site, which organized the prank, is down, but you can hear the call below. Same publication that the cited article appeared in...

Posted by: That's Mr. Jehovah To You! at February 24, 2011 03:42 PM (QgAFR)

24 remember, liberalism is a disease, you wouldn't make fun of the elephant man. This guy has fugly of the mind.

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 24, 2011 03:44 PM (QxSug)

25 Another fucking coward  whos asshole puckers at the first sight of confrontation....you don't need to see the yellow streak down their(his)back to know that a worthless fuck yesterday is still a worthless fuck today.

Posted by: Red in Oh at February 24, 2011 03:45 PM (h0BTk)

26 >>>The nearly two-thirds of us who know this war is bullshit need to stop sucking off the troops. They get enough action raping female soldiers and sodomizing Iraqi detainees. hmmm, I've seen this prose before... holy shit, Ian Murphy is eggmcmuffin!

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 03:45 PM (g73jP)

27 Ian Murphy is also the editor of the Buffalo Beast...

Posted by: That's Mr. Jehovah To You! at February 24, 2011 03:46 PM (QgAFR)

28 Is anyone surprised?  Like their 'opposition' to DADT, the left tries to hide it's hatred of the military, but can't help itself. 

Posted by: Alex at February 24, 2011 03:46 PM (kwNeL)

29 That is, though, some high quality crazy. It just seems to me that American production of crazy sort of corresponds to the price of gasoline.

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 24, 2011 03:46 PM (QxSug)

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2011 03:48 PM (p302b)

31 Big Military heh Military Industrial Complex how do they think of this shit?

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 03:48 PM (UQjUb)

32

He's probably a Vatican Assassin!

Posted by: gebrauchshund at February 24, 2011 03:48 PM (iYwUw)

33 Well, to be accurate, the left hates this country, every molecule of it. The military is just one crystalline structure that they can project their perfect hate upon because it is so foreign to them.

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 24, 2011 03:48 PM (QxSug)

34 yet 'studies' show that conservatives are the paranoid and angry ones...

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 03:49 PM (g73jP)

35 Case of beer to the moron who helps this guy out with a little dental work.

Posted by: some dope at February 24, 2011 03:49 PM (BZEkR)

36

The meme is already set. The evil Koch brothers talked with Governer Walker. Nothing else matters.

Posted by: kansas at February 24, 2011 03:49 PM (srmf8)

37 6 I bet this douchebag would never talk about terrorists that way.  Probably is afraid to even think about drawing Mohammed.  Fuck you Ian Murphy.

Posted by: CDR M at February 24, 2011 07:34 PM (5I8G0)

I'd just love to see him talk any one with a military background this way...face to face.  Since he's still walking around with all his teeth, I guess that hasn't happened just yet.

Posted by: Portnoy at February 24, 2011 03:50 PM (azgo2)

38 And fuck Thomas Jefferson too!

Posted by: I An Murphy at February 24, 2011 03:51 PM (MYuEC)

39 Ian Murphy's a fucking piker from a shithole rag that even Dan Fucking Savage wouldn't wipe the shit from his flaccid dick with.

The little fuck is really only pissed because he caught me and Axelrod pulling a train on his mom, then stiffed her on the tip.

That, and we left her holding the bag on the pizza we ordered just before we split town.

Posted by: Mayor Emmanuel at February 24, 2011 03:51 PM (PET8M)

40 Elspeth Reeve.

Remember her? I wonder if she's still married to that douche bag Scott Beauchamp.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 07:42 PM (UQjUb)

She's still writing bizarre incoherent screeds at the Atlantic.  I think they're hate-filled, but I can't seem to make sense of them.

Funny thing about the Atlantic (I did a little cursory scouring of the site), lots of hate-the-right red meat...but nothing on Wisconsin or any public sector union stuff.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 24, 2011 03:52 PM (T0NGe)

41 1 I hope you screencapped this!

Posted by: bbq at February 24, 2011 07:31 PM (KZBJF)

We'll know it was him when it disappears.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 24, 2011 03:52 PM (T0NGe)

42
HERE is a typical tatted up liberal chick riding a bicycle nude, drinking a beer, and thinking about humping Obama.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 24, 2011 03:52 PM (ZHsNw)

43 Funny Rush apparently knows these Koch brothers and he thought it was pretty funny that the governor was fooled.  He thought it the governor did really talk to these guys on a regular basis then he would have recognized that the voice wasn't them.  So rush was sort of saying the governor doesn't look so bad.  Besides, he's the governor of a state.  If buffet or jobs or the koch brothers or any other successful businessman called me and I was a governor I would take that call immediately, without hesitation cause it could mean plants and business and jobs and a way of saving every job in my state.

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2011 03:52 PM (p302b)

44

But after rightly denouncing the administration’s lies and condemning this awful war, relatively sensible pundits—like Keith Olbermann—turn around and lovingly praise the soldiers’ brave service to the country. Why?

 

 

Wow, this asshat is to the left of Olberdouche!  Wow.  I really wish that all these leftards that hate the military and hate this country (that makes their ability to rant and rave freely and openly possible) would get the eff out of here.  Go live in their liberal Leftass Utopias--Cuba, North Korea, Venezuela.  Just leave.

Posted by: Tom Cruise referring to himself in the third person at February 24, 2011 03:54 PM (ihSHD)

45

Ian has confused me.  First he titles his rant Fuck the Troops then in the 4th paragraph he writes, "The nearly two-thirds of us who know this war is bullshit need to stop sucking off the troops.

which is is dumbass?

Posted by: naan at February 24, 2011 03:54 PM (GARYj)

46 drats, leftover sock from leftover thread.

Posted by: runningrn at February 24, 2011 03:56 PM (ihSHD)

47 I actually think this call proves that Walker is a man of character and principal, and it actually helped not hurt him.

Posted by: runningrn at February 24, 2011 03:57 PM (ihSHD)

48 And how is the Atlantic still in business?

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 03:57 PM (g73jP)

49 Some say that Democrats are obsessed with Koch.  Let me be clear: I gobble that shit like nobody else.  Ask Kal Penn.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at February 24, 2011 03:57 PM (cd11S)

50 Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 24, 2011 07:52 PM (ZHsNw)

Naw, she's drinking vodka straight in a vain effort to forget that God neglected to give her any titties.

Posted by: Portnoy at February 24, 2011 03:58 PM (azgo2)

51 Elspeth Reeve....Andrew Sullivan... that's one heck of a publication

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 03:58 PM (UQjUb)

52 Murphy's just beggin' for an intimate soiree with an Army Ranger and a Ka-Bar.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 24, 2011 03:58 PM (HBqDo)

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2011 03:59 PM (p302b)

54

He can't sell it. 

which is is dumbass?

Posted by: SomewhereSouthWest at February 24, 2011 04:00 PM (CyPWX)

55

Naked tattoo chick squicked me out totally. How any woman could actually get that large a tattoo there is beyond me. And, to keep it clean enough so that it heals properly? Well, I just don't equate clean living with liberal idiots so I'm surprised she isn't a walking oozing pustule by now.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 24, 2011 04:01 PM (RZ8pf)

56 I'm thinking that impersonating a billionaire isn't the smartest thing in the world to do.  I suspect that someone of Koch's standing may have an official policy against letting people pass themselves off as him (and the resources to enforce it).

Posted by: nickless at February 24, 2011 04:01 PM (MMC8r)

57 Mr. Ian Murphy, I'm a girl, but I'd sure love to kick the shit out of you.  I'd also like to remind you that the men and women you show such disrespect for are the very ones who put their lives on the line so you can be the douchenozzle that you are.

Posted by: Theresa D at February 24, 2011 04:02 PM (2hQbY)

58

 

Hoax and Chains!

 

Posted by: YES WE CAN! at February 24, 2011 04:03 PM (oOQWD)

59 HERE is a typical tatted up liberal chick riding a bicycle nude, drinking a beer, and thinking about humping Obama.

I'm sorry, but she just scream militant lesbian.  Of course that doesn't preclude her thinking about humping Obama, since he's demonstrated time and again that he isn't a real man.

Posted by: Alex at February 24, 2011 04:05 PM (kwNeL)

60 Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 24, 2011 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)

Now I'm not 100% sure but I think she's wearing some kind of panty thing there on the bottom.


Posted by: Portnoy at February 24, 2011 04:05 PM (azgo2)

61 relatively sensible pundits—like Keith Olbermann

I do not think this word means what you think it means.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at February 24, 2011 04:07 PM (YxBuk)

62

 Dan Fucking Savage wouldn't wipe the shit from his flaccid dick with.

Wow, that's gotta be pretty low because Dan Savage would wipe his dick on just about anything he could. Well as long as he could stare at pictures of pale skinny 15 year old boys while he was doing it.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 24, 2011 04:07 PM (RZ8pf)

63 Now I'm not 100% sure but I think she's wearing some kind of panty thing there on the bottom.


I think she is wearing the bicycle seat.

Posted by: Ronster at February 24, 2011 04:08 PM (rzuJR)

64 Sure sounds like something a lefty douchebag coward would write. I say it's genuine.

Posted by: Shoppy at February 24, 2011 04:08 PM (xvCQK)

65 Apparently squicked doesn't mean what I thought it meant, either.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 24, 2011 04:08 PM (DLxD/)

66 I actually think this call proves that Walker is a man of character and principal, and it actually helped not hurt him.

I bet Soros calls Bamster all the time. And all we hear is *crickets.*

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at February 24, 2011 04:09 PM (YxBuk)

67 I don't get why people feel the need to scribble designs into their flesh.

Posted by: nickless at February 24, 2011 04:09 PM (MMC8r)

68 Now I'm not 100% sure but I think she's wearing some kind of panty thing there on the bottom.

Only the bicycle seat knows for sure.

Posted by: Cicero at February 24, 2011 04:10 PM (QKKT0)

69 Portnoy, I think it is a tattoo. And that wasn't cottage cheese.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 24, 2011 04:10 PM (RZ8pf)

70 We live in a time when friggin comedians are afraid to joke about Obama but 'journalists' feel comfortable saying "fuck the troops" and mocking four-thousand dead troops.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 04:10 PM (g73jP)

71 Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 24, 2011 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)

At least she's not a fat Code Pinko with saggy boobs like we see in Berkeley all the time.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at February 24, 2011 04:10 PM (YxBuk)

72 Man, that straight-up hatin' on people you don't even know is a way of thinking I just can't get. Dude has a problem.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 24, 2011 04:10 PM (le5qc)

73 I bet Soros calls Bamster all the time. And all we hear is *crickets.*

Trumpka sez he talks with the White House two or three times a week.  Andy Stern is the most frequent visitor to Obomber's Whitey House.

If the Leftard's want to get into sinister connections, they can just pull up the last year or so of Glenn Beck for my rebuttal.

Posted by: nickless at February 24, 2011 04:11 PM (MMC8r)

74 A.  Look at the shadow on the line on  her belly....it's a panty thing. and

B.  It was farking cottage cheese!!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at February 24, 2011 04:12 PM (azgo2)

75 Wonder if the pron addicts at that dept who is supposed to be in charge are watching who is benefiting monetarily from all this absolute chaos.

Posted by: / at February 24, 2011 04:12 PM (p302b)

76 Portnoy, I think it is a tattoo. And that wasn't cottage cheese.

Mommy! Mommy!  Why does that woman smell like cat food?

Posted by: Alex at February 24, 2011 04:13 PM (kwNeL)

77 HERE is a typical tatted up liberal chick riding a bicycle nude, drinking a beer, and thinking about humping Obama.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 24, 2011 07:52 PM (ZHsNw)

The kinda gal that you'd bring home to meet your dear old mom.


If your dear old mom was Helen Keller and currently serving as a launch pad for daisies.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 24, 2011 04:14 PM (HBqDo)

78 Either that or they photo shopped it in there to cover up her Hoo Ha.

Posted by: Portnoy at February 24, 2011 04:15 PM (azgo2)

79 Makes me sick....seriously.  How can you be that fucked up and hate filled? 

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2011 04:15 PM (VuLos)

80

First time I have ever seen someone wearing a seatbelt on a bicycle.

In other news the whack job mayor of Seattle rode his wifes bike to work where it was immediately stolen.

His Hello Kitty bike was in the shop.

Posted by: robtr at February 24, 2011 04:16 PM (hVDig)

81 Portnoy, I think it is a tattoo. And that wasn't cottage cheese.

Mommy! Mommy!  Why does that woman smell like cat food?

Either that or they photo shopped it in there to cover up her Hoo Ha.


Some days I'm grateful net nanny here at work.

Posted by: fluffy at February 24, 2011 04:17 PM (SwkdU)

82 Yeah, yeah, yeah, another story to be buried by the ass kissing media. Just like any examples of rotten behavior committed by union thugs in Madison. The good news is that fewer and fewer people bother with the MSM for news anymore.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2011 04:17 PM (LTFga)

83

"Man, that straight-up hatin' on people you don't even know is a way of thinking I just can't get."

Well, I don't personally know any Code Pinkos, but I'm pretty comfortable with hatin' on them.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at February 24, 2011 04:17 PM (iYwUw)

84 From Michael Yon....Tennessee in Afghanistan

http://tinyurl.com/4dsznyd

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2011 04:18 PM (VuLos)

85 80 Either that or they photo shopped it in there to cover up her Hoo Ha.

Posted by: Portnoy at February 24, 2011 08:15 PM (azgo2)

I don't think there's a Hoo there, just a Ha.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 24, 2011 04:18 PM (HBqDo)

86 Heh, i would hit it. I luv tatted up women.

Posted by: Jesse James at February 24, 2011 04:19 PM (pWuSM)

87  Posted by: Fish the Impaler at February 24, 2011 07:52 PM (ZHsNw)

She's a reverse "butterface". Cute face but her body eechh.

Posted by: Don Carne at February 24, 2011 04:22 PM (wSNS7)

88 She's wearing mashed potatoes.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 24, 2011 04:23 PM (DLxD/)

89 That chick is seriously over inked.Man I wish I was licensed to remove tattoos,that is going to be a mega growth industry!

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 04:24 PM (09ql5)

90 Excuse me, but no one 'stole' my bike. I left it in an advantageous position in the hopes that some needy soul would use it to advance his economic situation. I'm sure any  proceeds from from the bike went to purchase much needed medicine and food for an underprivileged family.  My only regret was not leaving my wallet with the bike.

Now excuse me, I'm late for brunch.

Posted by: Mayor of Seattle at February 24, 2011 04:24 PM (azgo2)

91  How the world works:

1.  Anything is free if you just say it is.

2.  The U.S. military is not a guarantor of liberty unless we're talking Darfur.

3.  An eight percent profit margin is outrageous.

4.  Five million Israelis are a grave threat to everyone.

5.  Eighty million Iranians with the bomb are not.

6.  Jon Stewart is a viable choice from whom to get one's news.

7.  Rush Limbaugh is not.

8.  George W. Bush should not have compared Saddam Hussein with Adolph Hitler because excessive hyperbole about the events of the last century are not applicable in the 21st century.

9.  Gov. Scott Walker is just like Hitler.

10.  A country with 18% unemployment, a $1.6 trillion deficit, $14 trillion federal debt, a war, a yawning trade deficit, porous borders, hundreds of thousands of abortions a year, Vice President Biden, and a methamphetamine epidemic needs gay marriage.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2011 04:26 PM (7utQ2)

92 Sacred honor compels me to admit I hit it. And I'd hit it again.

Posted by: Will Folks at February 24, 2011 04:26 PM (N//pm)

93 Now excuse me, I'm late for brunch.

Posted by: Mayor of Seattle at February 24, 2011 08:24 PM (azgo2)

Meh, it was Social Justice either way

Posted by: robtr at February 24, 2011 04:26 PM (hVDig)

94 I'm trying to pinpoint the exact time when we were transported to Bizzarro Universe. I've got it narrowed down between the '04 elections and the reelection of Ray Nagin.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 04:27 PM (UQjUb)

95

yeah just a ha, more likely the other.  

Posted by: SomewhereSouthWest at February 24, 2011 04:28 PM (CyPWX)

96 I get all warm and fuzzy reading lefty screeds like this.

And by warm and fuzzy, I of course mean I want to park my Tahoe on his chest.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at February 24, 2011 04:29 PM (eCAn3)

97 I'd be willing to go to jail just for the opportunity to have that bastard shit his teeth.

Posted by: Steph at February 24, 2011 04:29 PM (AkdC5)

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2011 04:30 PM (p302b)

99 only the bicycle seat knows for sure

Can we arrange a trade? Please?

Posted by: C Johnson's bicycle pole at February 24, 2011 04:30 PM (djfWh)

100

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2011 08:30 PM (p302b)

He most likely isn't reading this blog himself, but one of his underlings is surely keeping tabs on the opposition.

Meanwhile, the United States has been struggling to evacuate its own citizens from the country. On Tuesday, the Libyan government refused permission for a U.S. charter to land in Tripoli.

What the hell?  The Turks and nations of the EU didn't seem to have much problem evacuating their own citizens.  Weaksauce...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 24, 2011 04:35 PM (cecKI)

101 here's an idea: Have one of the Americans in Libya order a pizza from Domino's. And when the delivery driver gets there... well, you can figure out the rest

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 04:37 PM (UQjUb)

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2011 04:38 PM (p302b)

103 100 And you guys think I'm nuts when I say he's reading this blog.

Here's what bugs me about that article.  It says:

Obama "expressed his deep concern with the Libyan government's use of violence which violates international norms and every standard of human decency..."

I know Kaddafy is a son of a bitch, but saying it's a violation of standards of human decency to call in the military against a rebellion?  Bullshit.  This is one of the biggest differences between conservatism and liberalism.  Conservatives accept that sometimes conflict is inevitable due to the opposition of ideas.  For liberals, there has to be some justification.  The other side always has to be found guilty of  a crime.


Posted by: Alex at February 24, 2011 04:38 PM (kwNeL)

104 Obama to Americans on Libya: "Well, I tried but the Libyan government said no. You're shit out of luck. Sorry."

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 04:38 PM (g73jP)

105

If the Military serves the Administration and not the Republic, then there must be a failure in the democratic system of selecting representatives such that the people are no longer represented.
If there is a failure in the democratic system such that the people are no longer represented, the rule of law has failed to protect the rights of the citizens.
If the rule of law has failed to protect the rights of citizens then the government evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism,
government evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism,

If the government evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, well everybody here knows how that ends.

Ipso Facto: If you claim service in the armed forces is not a service to the people, you are also claiming insurrection is necessary to restore your rights.

I don't know if this idiot can see the logical trail that if you are morally justified in deriding those in service to the armed forces that you are in fact calling for open insurrection. But I for one invite all the liberals to open up and express their true feelings on this matter. Please don't hold back, tell us how you really feel about those in service, and the mechanisms of governance, protecting rights and selecting representatives within the Constitution.Your among friends after all.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 24, 2011 04:39 PM (0q2P7)

106 here's an idea: Have one of the Americans in Libya order a pizza from Domino's. And when the delivery driver gets there...

well, you can figure out the rest


They don't answer the door and hide in the other room?

Posted by: Ian Murphy at February 24, 2011 04:39 PM (SwkdU)

107 49 I actually think this call proves that Walker is a man of character and principal, and it actually helped not hurt him.

Posted by: runningrn at February 24, 2011 07:57 PM (ihSHD)

Negative: He takes calls too easily from potential donors.

Positive: He doesn't say anything in private that he doesn't say in public.

Positive: He doesn't know the Koch brothers well enough not to be punked.

If somebody had called up pretending to be Charlie Sheen, it'd have the same impact.

But the fact that the left does not want to talk about Wisconsin means this is less than nothing other than the Jon Stewart left giggling at Walker's naivete.

But they will try to use the usual lefty trick, which is to hide it behind a deceitful headline.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 24, 2011 04:40 PM (T0NGe)

108 I'd be willing to go to jail just for the opportunity to have that bastard shit his teeth.

Posted by: Steph at February 24, 2011 08:29 PM (AkdC5)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at February 24, 2011 04:41 PM (YxBuk)

109 100 And you guys think I'm nuts when I say he's reading this blog.

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2011 08:30 PM (p302b)

It's nuts to be reading CNN. If you don't refine your info sources to a more reliable mix you're gonna be needing a truckload of Xanex in the months ahead, cuz it's gonna get grim.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 24, 2011 04:43 PM (HBqDo)

110 Obama to Americans on Libya: "Well, I tried but the Libyan government said no. You're shit out of luck. Sorry."

Exactly. And don't even get me started on the slow response to the overarching situation in the area, and the apparent lack of any kind of contingency plan whatsoever.

A fucking ferry. I still can't get over it.

Posted by: MissTammy at February 24, 2011 04:44 PM (BebB7)

111 I'm glad I will never know such self loathing and hatred.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 04:45 PM (Z71Vg)

112 Ferry has been canceled. A few rickshaws have been ordered instead.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 04:45 PM (g73jP)

113 Questioning their rectitude

Why'zit always about LGBTQ with these homos?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen't at February 24, 2011 04:46 PM (WlmJ1)

114 Oh, and fuck you old man winter.  (another fucking ice and snow storm here)

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 04:46 PM (Z71Vg)

115 Exactly. And don't even get me started on the slow response to the overarching situation in the area, and the apparent lack of any kind of contingency plan whatsoever.

A fucking ferry. I still can't get over it.

Me neither.  We have the most powerful Navy (albeit contracted) in the entire world and we are reduced to moving our citizens from Libya with a single ferry.
 
Ahmedinejad, Kim Jong Ill, Hu, and Chavez must be laughing their assess off right now at our apparent impotence. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 24, 2011 04:48 PM (cecKI)

116

hope you screencapped this!

Posted by: bbq at February 24, 2011 07:31 PM (KZBJF)

We'll know it was him when it disappears.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 24, 2011 07:52 PM (T0NGe)

If you click on the "main page" link you'll see it's legit.

P.S. -- to prove this kind of stuff it's best to save it as a web archive (.mht) file because screen captures can be photoshopped while archive files can't be.

Screen captions are good, but you can make them at any time from an archive file. Archive files provide irrefutable evidence of the original post.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 24, 2011 04:48 PM (7+pP9)

117 Our Navy is too busy at failing to negotiate with pirates, arrrrrr.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 04:49 PM (g73jP)

118 112 And don't even get me started on the slow response to the overarching situation in the area, and the apparent lack of any kind of contingency plan whatsoever. --- MissTammy, If the plan is to reshape the world order, the plan is executing well and there is no need to implement a contingency plan.

Posted by: USA at February 24, 2011 04:50 PM (YZISw)

119
Screen captions are good,

Duh!

Screen captures are good,

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 24, 2011 04:50 PM (7+pP9)

120 Did you know that the Somali pirates currently have over 700 captives awaiting ransom or death? I think they commandeered about 70 boats, too.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 04:51 PM (UQjUb)

121 122 700 captives! Do you have a credible reference? I would like to know more about that.

Posted by: USA at February 24, 2011 04:53 PM (YZISw)

122 Ian is a gonzo journalist, so that gives him license to act like the 14 year old developmentally challenged child he truly is.  Next he'll be railing about how stealing cigarettes is badass because their so expensive and shit, and chicks dig it.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2011 04:53 PM (/8mBu)

123 their =they're  etc.  - fritz don't give a shit.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2011 04:55 PM (/8mBu)

124 He needs to pretend he's Ian Curtis.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 24, 2011 04:55 PM (DLxD/)

125 We have the most powerful Navy (albeit contracted) in the entire world and we are reduced to moving our citizens from Libya with a single ferry.

That we probably had to beg/bribe some other rat-infested country for.

I suspect Dick Cheney's Warcock would have politely asked for permission to land  after the plane had landed, boarded passengers, and was halfway back to Ramstein.

Posted by: MissTammy at February 24, 2011 04:55 PM (BebB7)

126 Ian is a gonzo journalist

Zombie Hunter Thompson would like for you to take that back.  Right effing now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2011 04:56 PM (7utQ2)

127 MissTammy, If the plan is to reshape the world order, the plan is executing well and there is no need to implement a contingency plan.

No doubt!

Posted by: MissTammy at February 24, 2011 04:56 PM (BebB7)

128 I have a confession to make. I used to write bar reviews for the Buffalo Beast, along with a couple of (non-political) articles. They're well known for pulling pranks like this one, and have been doing it for years. Some were pretty well executed and quite entertaining. This isn't one of them. I don't know Ian personally, and I'm no longer on speaking terms with any of their staff, current or former. I parted ways with them for a number of reasons, not the least of which being that I couldn't reconcile my own beliefs with their vitriolic leftist bile. For those of you thinking that Ian's article will disappear down the memory hole, it won't. I'm sorry to say that they're all quite proud of who they are.

Posted by: J Foster at February 24, 2011 05:00 PM (83wgQ)

129 yeah: "The Navy has released information to the BBC Africa on the hostage situation. The evaluation of the situation is that the Somali Pirates have hijacked 30 boats and have approximately 600 hostages." http://tinyurl.com/4wyt6q2

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 05:03 PM (g73jP)

130
I suspect Dick Cheney's Warcock would have politely asked for permission to land  after the plane had landed, boarded passengers, and was halfway back to Ramstein.

Posted by: MissTammy at February 24, 2011 08:55 PM (BebB7)


After he skull fucked Tripoli and left it crying in a corner.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at February 24, 2011 05:06 PM (eCAn3)

131

"The Navy has released information to the BBC Africa on the hostage situation. The evaluation of the situation is that the Somali Pirates have hijacked 30 boats and have approximately 600 hostages."

God help them. Feckless won't

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 24, 2011 05:08 PM (0q2P7)

132

I actually think this call proves that Walker is a man of character and principal, and it actually helped not hurt him.

So do I.  However it sure was NOT portrayed that way on NBC news last night.  The lamestream media is using this to add to the snarks at the Kochs also. 

Posted by: carolina at February 24, 2011 05:11 PM (QBDoj)

133 I'd be pissed, except the face Ian Murphy will see in the mirror every day is his own.  He knows how worthless he is, and lashes out at his betters.  It doesn't help. 

I wish him a long life.  May God spare him from Alzheimer's and dementia, so he will know his shame for decades to come.  May google preserve his stupid rants, so they follow him to the grave and beyond.

Posted by: MarkD at February 24, 2011 05:12 PM (6CLxP)

134 I like how he won't have comments displayed below his own article.

First resort of a chicken shit.

Posted by: g at February 24, 2011 05:16 PM (yv++J)

135

I just took a dump that had more integrity the this jack wagon.

 

"The nearly two-thirds of us who know this war is bullshit need to stop sucking off the troops. They get enough action raping female soldiers and sodomizing Iraqi detainees"

 

really, like everyone in the USMC is all excited about the free loving with all that Iraqui bum floating around

Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho at February 24, 2011 05:17 PM (BLb4+)

136 4000 rubes?  I though we were exploiting poor black and Hispanic guys, cant the left keep the meme's straight without Journolist?

Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2011 05:23 PM (CPefM)

137 O/T:  Batchelor just had john fund on from the WSJ.  They were discussing this massing of union/lefty power scheduled for this weekend.  They said it is meant to rival the tea party.  They said they will be running ads to attract people to their rallies in every single state and DC.  Batchelor said they have started running ads against certain republicans.  apparently with Clinton this didn't start until July of that year and it is only February.  He claimed it was to soften the republicans up for the budget battles on the horizon.  He spoke about a vote today 210/210 and fund said it was disturbing as a lot of the republicans broke ranks.  I was interrupted and didn't hear the rest.  Batchelor praised mitchy daniels and said his very republican state voted for BO.

It's getting interesting out there.  And you guys actually thought the republicans would get some teeth out of their major wins.  They haven't gotten any teeth, they are looking more pussy whipped every minute.

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2011 05:24 PM (p302b)

138 I'd hit it so hard that who so ever pulled me out would be declared the rightful king of England.

Posted by: Sir Loin of Beef at February 24, 2011 05:27 PM (JEvSn)

139
Zombie Hunter Thompson would like for you to take that back.  Right effing now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2011 08:56 PM (7utQ2)


BS -- he would have given him a golf clap.

Posted by: Keefu Olberdouche' at February 24, 2011 05:33 PM (WlmJ1)

140 It's getting interesting out there. And you guys actually thought the republicans would get some teeth out of their major wins. They haven't gotten any teeth, they are looking more pussy whipped every minute.

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2011 09:24 PM (p302b)

No, we're all going to die, suffering in horrible agony, as the communist wave pours over us, only to consume itself in a cannibalistic frenzy, leaving Earth to be inherited by the monkeys and six-fingered cats.

I like cats.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 24, 2011 05:40 PM (bxiXv)

141 Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 24, 2011 09:40 PM (bxiXv)

hahahhahah thanks for the laugh.

you know, after I hit the post and read it I said to myself that sounds a little too strong but it was out there.  I think I'm waiting for the republicans to show a little intestinal fortitude and I'm not seeing it.

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2011 05:43 PM (p302b)

142 DO YOU HAVE PRICE ALBERT IN A CAN? IS YOUR REFRIGERRATOR RUNNING?

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 24, 2011 06:21 PM (vA9ld)

143

"They volunteered to partake in this savage idiocy, and for this they deserve our utmost respect? I think not"

Kinda funny when THEY/military and their civilian version/police, protect pussified jackholes like Ian Murphy from being torn to shreds and spread over the for corners of the earth.

Murphy should be kissin their ass...with Thank You!! 

Posted by: Knightbrigade at February 24, 2011 06:27 PM (eRhz+)

144 I think I've come across someone who I could kill and not lose a seconds sleep.  Other than to wake up, smile, and go back to sleep.

Posted by: Jack Burton at February 24, 2011 07:26 PM (6B32N)

145 44 HERE is a typical tatted up liberal chick riding a bicycle nude, drinking a beer, and thinking about humping Obama. ---------- MoDo apparently knows people in the tat and cosmetic surgery business.

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Posted by: fleetguard filter at February 25, 2011 02:40 AM (BvEAJ)

147 This is what happens when punching people becomes a criminal act. Turds like this were much more civil when there was a real possibility of him getting his miserable face caved in.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 25, 2011 03:29 AM (/VjHB)

148 Shoot, try living in this leftist bastion known as Buffalo NY. The major newspaper, heck, the only newspaper, Buffalo News has reporters who have openly admit to admiring people like Che Guevara.  Yup, talking about you James Heaney, you scumbag....

Posted by: Western NewYorker at February 25, 2011 06:33 AM (Knho2)

149 What'd he do -- read Ted Rall and think, "I can top that?"

Posted by: Ken at February 25, 2011 08:40 AM (Xl3xp)

150 Ted Rall needs to sit on a poisoned thump tack and this vermin to

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 25, 2011 08:35 PM (vA9ld)

151 So what's the main issue here?

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