May 28, 2011

House Keeping: Another Banning
— Ace

Although things get heated, no one has the right to behave like a creepy internet weirdo, getting unwarrantedly, aggressively sexual with female commenters.

And when a coblogger tells you to chill out, he's speaking for me, effectively. That's a bad time to double-down on weirdness in some jagoff attempt to prove you're "too tough to take an advisory."

That is a good time to take the night off.

If you defy his caution, you just earned strike two, and strike three will depend on my mood when I hear of it.

This site is not, in fact, "Race to the Bottom, and the Lowest Common Denominator Shall Make the Rules for Everyone Else."

I will enforce a certain standard of behavior, without regret.

I have stated this position repeatedly: In real life, we exclude weirdos, assholes, and racists from our daily lives. The Coalition of Assholes, having been excluded from all decent society in real life, continues asserting that in this one place -- the Internet -- they are free to flout social conventions and common courtesy without repercussion.

Because, Free Speech!!! B-b-b-but you can't exclude me, I've been excluded from everywhere else, this is all I have left!

Yes. There's a reason for that, but no, that doesn't mean the rules are different due to some hardship clause.

You also have "free speech" in real life but that doesn't obligate anyone to hang out with you or let you play their reindeer games.

Free speech is a right, but there is another equally important right that the Free Speech whiners never want to talk about: The right to Free Association, and to set the rules for one's clubs, and exclude those who do not fit the club or do not abide by the rules.

Stop telling me about your rights of "Free Speech" and start observing that other people have a right to Free Association.

And if you're going to be a dick, don't expect to be invited into the gang.

Let Me Explain This: We hate this.

No one likes these confrontations. No one likes having to play Den Mother or School Principle or Blog Nag.

We hate that. No one likes doing this. That's why some borderline stuff is ignored -- because we'd like to pretend it didn't happen, for the sake of avoiding confrontation, scolding, and drama.

So when someone is roused enough to overcome their reluctance to step in, that means a commenter has done something special.

And that means that the coblogger (including me) giving the warning is already upset to be forced into this unwanted position. To be forced to have to start talking about rules and common courtesy and the history of racist caricatures and the rest of it.

That means that what is usually ignored has become too aggressively anti-social to be ignored further, and the person issuing the warning is already pretty damn put-out that he has to lecture an adult as if that adult were a child.

And that is really a bad time to double-down on cutesy "can I touch the line this much?" games and catcalls and the rest of it.

A warning is a warning. Take it as such. It's not something anyone likes doing. If a warning has been issued, try to look past ego and consider "Maybe that was out of line and unnecessary. Maybe I've had a little too much to drink. Maybe I'm letting a little too much private-life anger stink up everyone else's day."

Please stop with the reflexive list of rights believed to be possessed and consider duties and responsibilities, and the counterbalancing rights of others.


Posted by: Ace at 12:21 PM | Comments (198)
Post contains 614 words, total size 4 kb.

1
Banners get coffee!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 28, 2011 12:22 PM (ui00r)

2 And yet I endure.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at May 28, 2011 12:23 PM (HLFty)

3
I blame Joanie (Cupcake).

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 28, 2011 12:23 PM (ui00r)

4 Dangit.

While I was casually drifting in and out of the Open Thread from this morning, I clearly missed some drama.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:24 PM (piMMO)

5 Free speech stops at the wallet of the dude who's paying the bandwidth.

Posted by: 2549 at May 28, 2011 12:24 PM (kvxPn)

6 who peed in the pool?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 12:25 PM (UqKQV)

7
This post would've been a lot funnier if you wrote Mamet-esque like.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 28, 2011 12:26 PM (ui00r)

8
Those previously banned, please hold up your hand.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 12:27 PM (cwFVA)

9
This sounds so bi-curious to me.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 12:28 PM (cwFVA)

10 can someone bring me up to speed on what must have happened last night on the ONT?

Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 12:28 PM (QM8jX)

11

So who got banned?

As I wrote the other day, you really have to be a jack-ass to get banned here...

Posted by: HH at May 28, 2011 12:29 PM (6oDXl)

12 Free speech is simply a right against government suppression; there is no 'free speech!!!eleventy-one!' on the 'net

Posted by: Lord Nazh at May 28, 2011 12:29 PM (XQRGt)

13 Just give me a name. I don't want to have to sit here and wait for someone else to either sift through the previous threads or to speak in some sort of code. I've got some serious backyard Wiffle golf to play, and I can't have these distractions on my mind.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 28, 2011 12:29 PM (Z05lF)

14 Free speech stops at the wallet of the dude who's paying the bandwidth.

That's the part that gets me the most: People who come here and get all pissy about Ace setting the rules for playing in his sandbox. HOW DARE HE! they scream.

They act as if it's an obligation to show up here everyday. It's like the assholes who inflict anti-smoking rules in restaurants and bars: They seemingly can't conceive of the notion that they have a right NOT to patronize the establishments where smoking is allowed.

But, but...I might want to eat there some day. I might want to harass someone on that blog.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:30 PM (piMMO)

15 Mitch and Murray would approve.

coffee is for Wieners

( "Wien" ) is the German / Austrian name for Vienna, btw

pronouned "Veen"    ===   "wEIn" is the German word for 'wine'

thus concluded today's lesson, unless I screwed up the Deutsche spelling

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 12:30 PM (UqKQV)

16 I try to keep up, but obviously I missed another fight.

Posted by: Bugler at May 28, 2011 12:31 PM (VXBR1)

17 I bet it was Dave in Texas.

Posted by: Bugler at May 28, 2011 12:32 PM (VXBR1)

18 Ace who got banned this time?

Posted by: Vic at May 28, 2011 12:32 PM (M9Ie6)

19 The Morons must be getting restless.  And I miss all the good drama.

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© at May 28, 2011 12:33 PM (Fs7RJ)

20
Has Christoph the Magnificent returned to inform the Moron Brigade how ignorant and uninformed we are because as an elitists graduate of the University of Chicago, and a CPA to boot, he was a member of the elitist tribe and we were simply card carrying members of the unwashed proletariat?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 12:33 PM (cwFVA)

21 Wein was an airline in Alaska back in the day. The joke read that an airliner called into the tower to request the time. The controller replied: "If you are military, it is 14:40. If you are civilian, it is 2:30 in the afternoon. If you are Wein, it's Tuesday." Weiner is as weiner does.

Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 12:33 PM (QuGK2)

22 Who got banned and for what? Info, please.

Posted by: Chris R at May 28, 2011 12:33 PM (QiNmA)

23 Crap, I miss all the interesting "clique" stuff while I'm having a life. For those of you who don't want to scan previous threads like I just did, I think it was "Ken". That also happens to be the name of my long long lost older brother who lost his mind in Vietnam. Coincidence?

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 12:34 PM (q0le+)

24 I don't know about you, Fish, but this proletarian is washed.

Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 12:34 PM (QuGK2)

25

a northerner who likes swamps is who I believe got banned.

Last night's ONT involved, cleavage, creepy talk, and quadrupling down. As well as football trash talk.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 12:34 PM (RZ8pf)

26
The band was banned.

Ace told 'em a thousand times 'more cowbell.'

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 28, 2011 12:34 PM (ui00r)

27 No! Not Ken! Please!

Posted by: Bugler at May 28, 2011 12:35 PM (VXBR1)

28

a northerner who likes swamps is who I believe got banned.

Last night's ONT involved, cleavage, creepy talk, and quadrupling down. As well as football trash talk.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 28, 2011 04:34 PM (RZ8pf)

And Plumbing

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 12:35 PM (+qHxi)

29 So PGIS, who got banned?

Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 12:35 PM (QM8jX)

30 Ken is a TOTAL creep. Trust. Me.

Posted by: Barbie at May 28, 2011 12:35 PM (UoYHR)

31 Crap, I miss all the interesting "clique" stuff while I'm having a life. For those of you who don't want to scan previous threads like I just did, I think it was "Ken". That also happens to be the name of my long long lost older brother who lost his mind in Vietnam. Coincidence?

We were having all kinds of fun with Ken on the open thread from this morning. My last comment there was It's all fun and games until someone pulls out the psycho card so, nothing he says would surprise me.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:36 PM (piMMO)

32
Ace is on integrity kicktm.

He's slicing like a...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 28, 2011 12:36 PM (ui00r)

33 Thanks, PWGIS, I know the cat. Can't remember his particular schtick (so I assume he was a normal commenter most of the time). Oh well, it happens. People are/go nuts sometimes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 28, 2011 12:36 PM (Z05lF)

34 Ken is just good entertainment. Swamp thing, on the other hand, was downright creepy, in a stalker sort of way. Icky.

Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 12:36 PM (QuGK2)

35 I have no idea what this banning is all about, but I am DEEPLY disappointed Ace did not channel his inner Raylan Givens in writing the post. He could have at least ended with a "Any more Boyd Crowders want to step forward, blah, blah, blah. My favorite: Dear Lord, before we eat this meal we ask forgiveness for our sins, especially Boyd- who blew up a black church with a rocket launcher, and afterwards he shot his associate Jared Hale in the back of the head out on Tate's Creek bridge. Let the image of Jared's brain matter on that windshield not dampen our appetites, but may the knowledge of Boyd's past sins help guide these men. May this food provide them with all the nourishment they need. But, if it does not, may they find comfort in knowing that the United States Marshal Service is offering fifty-thousand dollars to any individual providing information that will put Boyd back in prison. Cash or check, we can make it out to them. Or to Jesus. Whoever they want. In your name, we pray. Amen.

Posted by: USA at May 28, 2011 12:37 PM (YZISw)

36
That also happens to be the name of my long long lost older brother who lost his mind in Vietnam.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 04:34 PM (q0le+)

As a multi-tour Vietnam veteran, I sympathize with the agony of families who lost their loved ones in this conflict.  Memorial Day is difficult for many, and I offer solace and comfort during this time of remembrance and reflection.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 12:37 PM (cwFVA)

37 a northerner who likes swamps is who I believe got banned.

Not too surprising. I had a few words with him a few nights ago. In fact, I think my exact words were you and prick.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:38 PM (piMMO)

38 21
Has Christoph the Magnificent returned to inform the Moron Brigade how ignorant and uninformed we are because as an elitists graduate of the University of Chicago, and a CPA to boot, he was a member of the elitist tribe and we were simply card carrying members of the unwashed proletariat?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 04:33 PM (cwFVA)

You forgot to throw in some insults about Christians.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 12:38 PM (oVQFe)

39

but couldn't ken simply remobilize under oh, let's say, keen or kne or knnen?

Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 12:39 PM (QM8jX)

40 Posted by: USA at May 28, 2011 04:37 PM (YZISw)

HA! I remember that one!

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:39 PM (piMMO)

41 As a multi-tour Vietnam veteran, I sympathize with the agony of families who lost their loved ones in this conflict.  Memorial Day is difficult for many, and I offer solace and comfort during this time of remembrance and reflection.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 04:37 PM (cwFVA)

Amen.

My grandpa was a marine in WWI, my husband's grandpa was a marine in WWII, and my daddy was in the Army right after Korea (so we lucked out there), but I don't know anyone who came out of the last century unscathed. God bless 'em all. And may we never forget any one of 'em.

Posted by: tcn at May 28, 2011 12:40 PM (QuGK2)

42 What was the frequency, Kenneth?

Posted by: cfbleachers at May 28, 2011 12:40 PM (oxqER)

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 12:40 PM (vdfwz)

44 No! Not Ken! Please!

He is, indeed, great fun.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:40 PM (piMMO)

45

As a multi-tour Vietnam veteran, I sympathize with the agony of families who lost their loved ones in this conflict.  Memorial Day is difficult for many, and I offer solace and comfort during this time of remembrance and reflection.

Yeah, he was multi-tour too--a helicopter pilot. Came back nuts, drug addicted, alcoholic. Decided to hate everyone even if we did everything we could. Had mom sign papers saying she wouldn't be notified as next of kin, ignored dad's funeral and brother's funeral. Don't know if he's dead or alive. He is, however, one scary s.o.b.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 12:42 PM (q0le+)

46 Friends don't let friends comment drunk

Some people insist on hotwiring the car anyway

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 12:43 PM (vdfwz)

47 Now I can't figure out if it's ken or swampyankee. Both seem to be off the reservation of the sane.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 12:44 PM (q0le+)

48 Put .. the ... banhammer ... DOWN!!

Banning is for closers ONLY!!!

Posted by: Mitch and Murray Johnson at May 28, 2011 12:45 PM (vdfwz)

49 Would an army armed with long bows defeat an army armed with45 pistols

Posted by: Drewh at May 28, 2011 12:46 PM (qR7ax)

50 I miss all the "good" stuff

Posted by: Steve #2 at May 28, 2011 12:46 PM (xFsaz)

51
Yeah, he was multi-tour too--a helicopter pilot.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 04:42 PM (q0le+)

Is he a member of the Vietnam Helicopter Pilot's Association?

I have lists of all graduates from the school, and the current roster of all active members.  If you wish to divulge his name, I can scan the register.

The VHPA website is overwhelmed today, and the address is vhpa dot org

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 12:47 PM (cwFVA)

52 Ken's worst offenses have been simple battery, friendly midnight visits from the cops, and porn neglect.  Otherwise, he's awesome and I hope he never gets banned.

No, the bannee in question was pure unadulterated asshole.  (Nobody likes a mean drunk.  If you're going to be that much of a dick, at least be able to use sobriety as an excuse.)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 28, 2011 12:48 PM (Rq76o)

53 Hey fish, are you on the yahoo group? I'd like to know if he's alive.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 12:48 PM (q0le+)

54 I go into town to shop and all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: kurtilator at May 28, 2011 12:49 PM (juh4Z)

55 And sadly, the photo that launched a thousand shits is gone.

That'll teach me to get liquored up and ignore the ONT.  The irony is crushing...

Posted by: Addtional Blond Agent at May 28, 2011 12:49 PM (uehxp)

56 Thanks, KDAbear.

I went back and followed his comments and he simply had no intention of putting the stick down, did he?

It's as if he thought he could come here and dump his bucket of pigs blood from his shitty day and everyone would stand around watch the building burn.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:50 PM (piMMO)

57 Was Ed Schultz trying to post comments again?

Posted by: Xenophore at May 28, 2011 12:50 PM (ooesy)

58 Mamet's gone again.

That post's been taking lessons from Ricky Jay.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 28, 2011 12:50 PM (mAm+G)

59 No, the bannee in question was pure unadulterated asshole.  (Nobody likes a mean drunk.  If you're going to be that much of a dick, at least be able to use sobriety as an excuse.)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 28, 2011 04:48 PM

And DON'T call me Tiny !!

Posted by: Lt Sulu at May 28, 2011 12:50 PM (vdfwz)

60

this is uncanny, the mamet thread is gone again.

Leo, I'll reactivate the LLC.

Posted by: journolist at May 28, 2011 12:50 PM (QM8jX)

61 That'll teach me to get liquored up and ignore the ONT.  The irony is crushing...

I mean last night's photo in question, not Weiner's weiner.  Dammitall.

Posted by: Addtional Blond Agent at May 28, 2011 12:51 PM (uehxp)

62 And DON'T call me Tiny !!
Posted by: Lt Sulu at May 28, 2011 04:50 PM (vdfwz)

Oh believe me, there's no reason to.

Posted by: Brad Altman at May 28, 2011 12:51 PM (Rq76o)

63 "Don't whiz on the electric fence." Some folks learn the hard way. You can tell them by their Einstein coif and Pelosi expression.

Posted by: sulla at May 28, 2011 12:52 PM (0GucZ)

64
Hey fish, are you on the yahoo group? I'd like to know if he's alive.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 04:48 PM (q0le+)

No.  The only complete information has been compiled over a 28 year period.  I have the names of every man that completed the flight program, first assignment, what unit (s) to which they were assigned, and a bevy of other information.  The VHPA is very active, and if he did graduate, his name is in the annual membership directory.  What say you?


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 12:52 PM (cwFVA)

65 60 Mamet's gone again.

That post's been taking lessons from Ricky Jay.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 28, 2011 04:50 PM (mAm+G)

Mamet was below the thread.  But ace has now bumped it above.  This is dirty laundry that doesn't need to be on top anyways, even though it is the equivalent of juicy gossip.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 12:52 PM (oVQFe)

66 Well, back up to watch Once An Eagle. Maybe someone will say who got banned before I come back down again.

Posted by: Vic at May 28, 2011 12:53 PM (M9Ie6)

67 Test post, just to see if I'm banned.

Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at May 28, 2011 12:54 PM (ewj2Y)

68 Guess not.

I thought I had avoided posting anything this week anyway.

Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at May 28, 2011 12:54 PM (ewj2Y)

69 Well, back up to watch Once An Eagle. Maybe someone will say who got banned before I come back down again.

Follow the above provided link at #44 and it's pretty obvious.

Posted by: Addtional Blond Agent at May 28, 2011 12:54 PM (uehxp)

70 Well, back up to watch Once An Eagle. Maybe someone will say who got banned before I come back down again.

KDAbears's comment covered the whole event.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:55 PM (piMMO)

71 Its been hinted at Vic, and the post was linked. so you could look and start scanning for the yellow text to figure it out pretty quick.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 12:55 PM (oVQFe)

72

No.  The only complete information has been compiled over a 28 year period.  I have the names of every man that completed the flight program, first assignment, what unit (s) to which they were assigned, and a bevy of other information.  The VHPA is very active, and if he did graduate, his name is in the annual membership directory.  What say you?


Shit.

Look for Dudley Ken Draper

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 12:55 PM (q0le+)

73 "School Principle" Isn't it "PrinciPAL" in that usage? /I'm jus' sayin' ...

Posted by: Buckaroo at May 28, 2011 12:55 PM (heiA7)

74 Follow the above provided link at #44 and it's pretty obvious.

Too much work apparently.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:55 PM (piMMO)

75 Tonight, on a very special episode of 'AceofSpadesHQ'...

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2011 12:56 PM (Z89a8)

76

So swamp yankee is banned.

Curious pissed her off too, huh?

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 12:56 PM (q0le+)

77 Curious pissed her off too, huh?

Curious was here earlier today.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:58 PM (piMMO)

78 Curious pissed her off too, huh?

Wait. Who is "her"?

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 12:58 PM (piMMO)

79 No, I mean curious also got bitchy with dumb_blond.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 12:59 PM (q0le+)

80 Ace hit me with the banhammer and now I can't comment here anymore.

Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 12:59 PM (th0op)

81 Wasn't there, didn't do it.

Posted by: A Balrog of Calvin and Hobbes at May 28, 2011 12:59 PM (R8y66)

82
Yes Dagny, Dudley Ken Draper is shown graduating in class 70-13.

Dudley Ken Draper
5000 Andrea Ave.
Annadale, VA 22003

He is not a member of VHPA, and we don't track those men contacted that refused to join. 

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 01:00 PM (cwFVA)

83 hmm after reading the thread he didn't seem too bad until he doubled down instead of backing off

Posted by: kurtilator at May 28, 2011 01:01 PM (juh4Z)

84 OMG is that Annandale or annadale?

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 01:01 PM (q0le+)

85 I was witness to the thread and the guy just wouldn't quit. He was being a prick and turned good fun into, not fun. I think he was drunk, but drunk isn't a pass it's just a state of mind.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 01:05 PM (+qHxi)

86 Ace... clearly the Mal Reynolds of this crazy AOS ship.  Reluctant lawgiver to a band of moronic renegades, piloting them through the vast, uncharted wastelands of the internet with its assorted womp rats, space trolls, collectivist Alliance colonies and their attendant liberal Vogons.

Posted by: Mark Asread at May 28, 2011 01:05 PM (x5qSL)

87
Sorry, it's spelled Annandale, but this is probably very old.

Also Dagny, HERE is your brother's flight class picture, and he is in the second row.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 01:06 PM (cwFVA)

88 ( "Wien" ) is the German / Austrian name for Vienna, btw

pronouned "Veen"    ===   "wEIn" is the German word for 'wine'

thus concluded today's lesson, unless I screwed up the Deutsche spelling

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 04:30

------------------------------------------

"ei" is pronounced "eye"

"ie" is pronounced "eee"

Wein sounds like "vine"

 

Posted by: Deutsch at May 28, 2011 01:06 PM (vTFrX)

89

Thought he'd be dead. Don't see how you live that long smoking 3 packs a day and drinking a gallon of southern comfort everynight.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 01:07 PM (q0le+)

90 89 Yep. 1/2 brother btw. His own father was killed in WWII, sorta.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 01:09 PM (q0le+)

91 was witness to the thread and the guy just wouldn't quit. He was being a prick and turned good fun into, not fun. I think he was drunk, but drunk isn't a pass it's just a state of mind.

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 05:05 PM (+qHxi)

For anyone that missed the picture that started it, it was totally harmless, fully clothed torso shot taken in public.  

Posted by: Jackhole at May 28, 2011 01:09 PM (+qHxi)

92 Dagny i have a friend like that and tho he lives same lifestyle and is full of cancer hes still kickin. I think i may be his only real friend.

Posted by: Gushka at May 28, 2011 01:10 PM (93zw2)

93

I was 18 years younger. I always loved him but he's not a good guy or he's been messed up since 1970. Hard to tell which. Haven't seen him since 1986 by his choice.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 01:11 PM (q0le+)

94 i was there last night too, when he started talking about how he was an attorney i was like ... what? so that means you get a free pass on being an asshole and dont have to stop when youre asked to?

seriously i was like  OKAY, i bet i can see whats coming next for you...

Posted by: Gushka at May 28, 2011 01:12 PM (93zw2)

95 Hmmm, ace just added to this post, in case you want to re-fresh...

Posted by: HH at May 28, 2011 01:15 PM (6oDXl)

96 Yeah sucks that she took it down but I can understand.  She felt bad in the aftermath even though there really wasn't any reason to feel bad.  He was pushing a line and no one was saying to stop because most I think were just trying to ignore it it until maet told him to stop which is pretty much giving everyone that though it was too much an ok to say that it was too much.  Then he just started smartmouthing off about it.  And apparently mocking him and calling a douchebag a douchebag is now grounds to be called a white knight or "hero."  Whatever.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 01:16 PM (oVQFe)

97 95

I was 18 years younger. I always loved him but he's not a good guy or he's been messed up since 1970. Hard to tell which. Haven't seen him since 1986 by his choice.

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 05:11 PM (q0le+)

my friend is only a couple years older than i am. a contractor and the friend who calls me from Various places in the world where he serving to talk, because i think hes lonely, and because hes HORRENDOUSLY difficult as a human being, and has not real home any more.

Hes great at what he does. But tho i can say this friend is really awesome in some ways and a decorated hero, his best friend from work and his wife got in a huge fight over whether he was an asshole, or "just a really big jerk"

If you watch Firefly, hes like Jayne Cobb made into a real person.

Like i said. Its possible that other than one other person who feels hes detrimental to his marriage, i could be his only friend.

Posted by: Gushka at May 28, 2011 01:17 PM (93zw2)

98 Totally agree. 

Thank you for providing this site with a forum for me to poop on.

Posted by: Valiant at May 28, 2011 01:18 PM (9/lhd)

99

So there has been a music thread and a movie thread.

What next, a book thread???

Posted by: HH at May 28, 2011 01:21 PM (6oDXl)

100 The house at that address was bought in 2006 according to the public records.  However, he has a son he abandoned by that name which would make more sense as the owner of the house. He called my sister 2-3 years ago saying he was dying. We kept it from mom since she, at 90, doesn't need to go there. 

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 01:22 PM (q0le+)

101 Fish, I would swear he did more than one tour. If he graduated in 70, is that possible?

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 01:24 PM (q0le+)

102 I guess it'd be a bad time to offer the moronettes free pics of my man sausage?

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 01:29 PM (6IReR)

103 so i'm guessing now's not a good time to link to my new bestiality website.

Posted by: hoss at May 28, 2011 01:30 PM (NBfj0)

104 107 so i'm guessing now's not a good time to link to my new bestiality website.

Posted by: hoss at May 28, 2011 05:30 PM (NBfj0)

Nah its better to go with balloon animal porn.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 01:32 PM (oVQFe)

105 Know who I feel bad for?  The rest of us.  Damned douchebag disincentivized the 'Ettes from posting pictures.  Hey Dumb_Blonde and all you precious, precious 'Ettes?  Don't let some socially retarded jackass keep you from posting pics if you want to.

Dammit.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 01:33 PM (1fanL)

106 i was there last night too, when he started talking about how he was an attorney i was like ... what? so that means you get a free pass on being an asshole and dont have to stop when youre asked to?

seriously i was like  OKAY, i bet i can see whats coming next for you...
Posted by: Gushka at May 28, 2011 05:12 PM

I reminded him that even people not in the legal profession know that when the judge bangs the gavel, says you're out of order, and tells you to sit down and shut up, you sit down and shut up

In one ear and out the other

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 01:33 PM (vdfwz)

107

What next, a book thread???

Posted by: HH at May 28, 2011 05:21 PM (6oDXl)

Boobeh thread!

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 01:34 PM (1fanL)

108
Fish, I would swear he did more than one tour. If he graduated in 70, is that possible?

Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 05:24 PM (q0le+)

Yes, however the only way to compile the tour information would his completing the application and disclosing the number of tours with units.  He has never joined VHPA.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 01:34 PM (cwFVA)

109 Posted by: Deutsch at May 28, 2011 05:06 PM (vTFrX)

yes, 'wein' is pronounced the same as 'vine' in English and is the word for 'wine' ,    but Vienna is Wien and is pronounced 'veen'

I'm occasionally wrong but not here

===a ' Wiener' is someone from Vienna.   It's the same in Austrian, for those who speak Austrian



Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 01:36 PM (UqKQV)

110
If you wish to pursue this matter further, you can write a letter to The VHPA Aviator and request any information from current members who may have knowledge of your brother's tours or current status. 

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 28, 2011 01:38 PM (cwFVA)

111 Fish, I would swear he did more than one tour. If he graduated in 70, is that possible? Posted by: dagny at May 28, 2011 05:24 PM (q0le+)

The Army was sending guys from there and Fort Rucker directly to Vietnam after graduation ( with maybe a week or two leave ).

I knew guys who did a year, were only back in the States for 4-5 months, then back in country.  === So you could do two tours within 2 1/2 years, even tho that was not the way it was supposed to be

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 01:39 PM (UqKQV)

112

I reminded him that even people not in the legal profession know that when the judge bangs the gavel, says you're out of order, and tells you to sit down and shut up, you sit down and shut up

In one ear and out the other

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2011 05:33 PM (vdfwz)

Yeah but he wasn't finished yet bitching about how clearly the only reason people could ever possibly disagree with him was because they just wanted to suck up to Maet.  It could never be simply that they agreed with him, nope it was all about kissing up.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 01:41 PM (oVQFe)

113 Annandale ain't what it used to be.  For the past decade it's been a lot of rental houses with 'high turnover'

 *cough"  immigrants  *cough*

go, Atoms !!

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 01:42 PM (UqKQV)

114 he only reason people could ever possibly disagree with him was because they just wanted to suck up to Maet.

And he couldn't see the fault in the idea that somebody would want to suck up to Maet? Maybe some provision should have been made for the fact he was mentally defective.

Posted by: Rocks at May 28, 2011 01:43 PM (th0op)

115 Ok I missed it. Are you telling me that obama was blogging on this site last night?

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 28, 2011 01:45 PM (QPgXF)

116

Boobeh thread!

Gotta admit, you have a one rack mind there...

Posted by: HH at May 28, 2011 01:50 PM (6oDXl)

117 Annandale ain't what it used to be.  For the past decade it's been a lot of rental houses with 'high turnover'

Steely Dan hardest hit.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2011 01:51 PM (1fanL)

118 Yeah, whatever

Posted by: Big Whoop at May 28, 2011 01:53 PM (hInJ6)

119 Where did the ban-worthy comments get posted?

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2011 01:54 PM (BP6Z1)

120 Imagine how I felt when I did a search on my  name and found I was cyber gang banged last night. 

Posted by: Christina Hendricks at May 28, 2011 01:58 PM (wOaLi)

121 The Ewok seems agitated. Anyone want to chip in for a couple NYC strip club gift cards so we can get him chilled out with some lap dances?

Posted by: SGT Dan at May 28, 2011 01:58 PM (y2s/z)

122

Where did the ban-worthy comments get posted?

There's a link at comment #44 in this thread. (Maetenloch displayed more patience than he gives himself credit for.)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 28, 2011 01:58 PM (Rq1/g)

123

Where did the ban-worthy comments get posted?

Scroll up, post #44 leads you to it.

Posted by: HH at May 28, 2011 01:59 PM (6oDXl)

124 What about that douchebag named "some guy".

Posted by: Sladenyv at May 28, 2011 02:01 PM (HQPXD)

125 124 Imagine how I felt when I did a search on my  name and found I was cyber gang banged last night. 

Posted by: Christina Hendricks at May 28, 2011 05:58 PM (wOaLi)

Say, Christina, are you still up for the Vermonster later? Remember, I'd only expect you to get a quarter of it in you.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 28, 2011 02:01 PM (Rq1/g)

126 I guess it'd be a bad time to offer the moronettes free pics of my man sausage? Read the whole thread Unclefacts. clothed package is a go, but expect a moronic response

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2011 02:03 PM (Xoswa)

127 I blame threads on hitting it, along with alchohol, and lack of restraint. Not in that order though.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at May 28, 2011 02:04 PM (3W1+C)

128 I'd swing the banhammer so hard it would have sex with Christina Hendricks.

Posted by: Kensington at May 28, 2011 02:07 PM (uaEZS)

129

I blame threads on hitting it, along with alchohol, and lack of restraint. Not in that order though.

There's also the muscles that accompany anonymity, Obama's predecessor, and general touchholery.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 28, 2011 02:10 PM (Rq1/g)

130

Say, Christina, are you still up for the Vermonster later? Remember, I'd only expect you to get a quarter of it in you.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 28, 2011 06:01 PM (Rq1/g)

 

I am sorry, but there is nobody approaching heterosexual in the state of Vermont.

Posted by: CAC at May 28, 2011 02:11 PM (qcEjf)

131 "It's as if he thought he could come here and dump his bucket of pigs blood from his shitty day and everyone would stand around watch the building burn."

Wait, I need a call from the metaphors and analogies referees.  Carrie burned the building down, but it wasn't her pig's blood.  Billy and Chris dumped the pig's blood, but they didn't burn the building down.

I'm very confused about this!

Posted by: Kensington at May 28, 2011 02:11 PM (uaEZS)

132 You'd think a self proclaimed legal expert would know when the bailiff starts walking your way your in trouble.

Posted by: Dave at May 28, 2011 02:13 PM (CiU8F)

133 Ace, Are you going to ban Rep. Weiner for harassing everyone with his cock shots? Punch up, dude.

Posted by: someguy at May 28, 2011 02:14 PM (iIQ0a)

134

#136 You'd think a self proclaimed former legal expert would know when the bailiff starts walking your way your in trouble.

There's a detail that S_Y dropped that, when highlighted, explains much.


 

Posted by: Arbalest at May 28, 2011 02:17 PM (6lSm3)

135 My brother shows off some of the hail that pelted his house in Fort Worth the other night.  Nothing like the baseballs that hit some people but I wouldn't want to knocked on the noggin with these either.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 02:19 PM (GTbGH)

136

Wait, I need a call from the metaphors and analogies referees.

I call fair use of reference.

Part of Carrie White's problem was that her mother would put her in the closet to pray, herself misinterpreting a verse from the Gospel of Matthew (6:6, I believe). Because the dumping of pig's blood was a proximate cause of the structure fire, coupled with misuses of metaphor as a root of Carrie's general lack of socialization, I say it's fine.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 28, 2011 02:20 PM (Rq1/g)

137 I though all the creepy internet weirdos were on my thread.

Posted by: Christrina Hendricks at May 28, 2011 02:24 PM (hInJ6)

138

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 06:19 PM (GTbGH)

Ouch. I was caught outside in a hailstorm once, and had no shelter. Man that hurt. Me and my buddy were holding our crossed arms above our heads and just crouching on the ground.

And the hail that hit us was no way that large.

Posted by: HH at May 28, 2011 02:26 PM (6oDXl)

139

I though all the creepy internet weirdos were on my thread.

You don't know creepy until Blue Öyster Cult mentions you by name in one of their songs.

Posted by: Christina Crawford at May 28, 2011 02:27 PM (Rq1/g)

140 Wow, someone had one or five drinks too many last night.

Swamp Yankee = Mel Gibson?

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2011 02:28 PM (BP6Z1)

141 ( "Wien" ) is the German / Austrian name for Vienna, btw

pronouned "Veen"    ===   "wEIn" is the German word for 'wine'

thus concluded today's lesson, unless I screwed up the Deutsche spelling

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 04:30
----
"ei" is pronounced "eye"

"ie" is pronounced "eee"

Wein sounds like "vine"

Posted by: Deutsch
----
yes, 'wein' is pronounced the same as 'vine' in English and is the word for 'wine' ,    but Vienna is Wien and is pronounced 'veen'

I'm occasionally wrong but not here

===a ' Wiener' is someone from Vienna.   It's the same in Austrian, for those who speak Austrian

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong
----

Heh. But as JFK wasn't aware, it's NOT the same in Berlin where he announced "I am a (Berliner) doughnut" to the starving crowd's applause.

BTW, on Wein and Wien, Vienna was originally vineyard country at the E/W crossroads.

Posted by: maverick muse at May 28, 2011 02:31 PM (H+LJc)

142 logprof, as if S.Y. has any talent. No.

Posted by: maverick muse at May 28, 2011 02:33 PM (H+LJc)

143 But we can still say anything about Palin or her daughters we want, right, Ace?

Posted by: whorebetweentheundeadstates at May 28, 2011 02:35 PM (wPxqH)

144 Commenting While Drunk usually ends very badly. sewer_yankee paints a uniquely disturbing picture though. I'm heading to the store for a 12-pack of Summer Ale. I'll meet up with all you ladies in the ONT tonight. wink-wink.

Posted by: David at May 28, 2011 02:53 PM (4t9J5)

145 148: Cross the line there and Ace gives your IP info to Todd or Todd and Sarah if its a daughter line crossed instead of banning

Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2011 02:55 PM (m+nIW)

146 David I'm drinking already although Summer Ale sounds better than thirst quencher beer in a can --and I don't think pics of my bust in a mooshes em down sports bra with t-shirt & denin longsleeve would stir any CH type feelings in the morons.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2011 02:59 PM (m+nIW)

147 ==a ' Wiener' is someone from Vienna.   It's the same in Austrian, for those who speak Austrian Posted by: SantaRosaStan, only occasionally wrong at May 28, 2011 05:36 PM (UqKQV) And the sausages we call hot dogs are either Wienerwurst (sausage from Vienna) or Frankfurterwurst (sausage from Frankfurt).

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 03:07 PM (HMdeP)

148 Think.  Strategerically.  For.  Five.  Minutes.  And.  Ban.  My.  Emphatic.  Ass!

Posted by: somegay at May 28, 2011 03:08 PM (1fanL)

149 Good on ya, Pale Rider! I am actually going to "earn" my inebriation by mowing the lawn first. Have to work up a thirst, ya know? I am in Florida so I have to wait till 7pm to mow. Talk to ya later! Enjoy the refreshments.

Posted by: David at May 28, 2011 03:10 PM (4t9J5)

150 The kerfuffle last night was like a Ron White bit, but this being a virtual fern bar and not a real one, Maet was not able to convert swampy's Drunk In Private to Drunk In Public (and out the door) instantly, leading to much alcohol-fueled Boston Southie toughness-strutting, which, this being a virtual fern bar and not a real one, just looked stupid and pathetic and not at all impressive.

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 03:12 PM (HMdeP)

151 The kerfuffle last night was like a Ron White bit, but this being a virtual fern bar and not a real one, Maet was not able to convert swampy's Drunk In Private to Drunk In Public (and out the door) instantly, leading to much alcohol-fueled Boston Southie toughness-strutting, which, this being a virtual fern bar and not a real one, just looked stupid and pathetic and not at all impressive.

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 07:12 PM (HMdeP)

Rrrriiiiiigggggggghhhhhhtttttt!  You just have a mancrush on Maet.

Posted by: swamp_yankme at May 28, 2011 03:14 PM (1fanL)

152 Damn, I gotta git rid of this life thingy, I've been missing all the good stuff.


Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 28, 2011 03:18 PM (J4Pnx)

153 Although things get heated, no one has the right to behave like a creepy internet weirdo, getting unwarrantedly, aggressively sexual with female commenters.


For goodness sake, please find chemjeff a date!!!!!!!

Posted by: Y-not is completely joking at May 28, 2011 03:20 PM (pW2o8)

154 Came back nuts, drug addicted, alcoholic.

Memorial Day prayers for those not all the way back YET and those now being tediously processed by the Pabst Blue Ribbons to get a little dust out and missing a hundred yellow ones around the old oak tree.

Posted by: Dave at May 28, 2011 03:22 PM (CiU8F)

155 Anyhoo, like mpur, I was doing "life" when all this happened.  I'm sorry it (whatever "it" was) did happen and glad that there was some action taken. 

I think ace's point about the right of free association is a great one. 

Posted by: Y-not missed the fireworks at May 28, 2011 03:22 PM (pW2o8)

156
  A drive by to wish all of you good people a fine weekend, with perhaps a pause to remember and thank those who made it possible.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 28, 2011 03:28 PM (ud5dN)

157 I miss everything lately.  Maybe I need a sabbatical from the HQ.

I have issues.

Posted by: mpfs at May 28, 2011 03:31 PM (3TjSM)

158 I skimmed through the comments made and it really wasn't a huge deal, except some drunken asshole didn't sit down and shut up when he was told to and got bounced as a result.

I got a yellow flag from Maet on the ONT once and my response was to apologize and then carry on with rest of my comments being more decorous. It's really not that difficult.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 28, 2011 03:37 PM (J4Pnx)

159 163 I skimmed through the comments made and it really wasn't a huge deal, except some drunken asshole didn't sit down and shut up when he was told to and got bounced as a result.

I got a yellow flag from Maet on the ONT once and my response was to apologize and then carry on with rest of my comments being more decorous. It's really not that difficult.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 28, 2011 07:37 PM (J4Pnx)

That was the thing that I found odd about lacey's comments.  She felt like he wasn't getting away with something a girl would have, but moronettes have definitely gotten yellow cards before.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2011 03:42 PM (oVQFe)

160 My takeaway from that thread is that some of the morons never sleep.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 28, 2011 03:42 PM (GTbGH)

161 That was the thing that I found odd about lacey's comments.  She felt like he wasn't getting away with something a girl would have, but moronettes have definitely gotten yellow cards before.

Hell, I got one just for snarking about New Orleans during the floods.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 03:45 PM (piMMO)

162 Wait, I need a call from the metaphors and analogies referees.  Carrie burned the building down, but it wasn't her pig's blood.  Billy and Chris dumped the pig's blood, but they didn't burn the building down.

I'm very confused about this!

You are thinking too hard.

Posted by: Clueless at May 28, 2011 03:49 PM (piMMO)

163 Posted by: swamp_yankme at May 28, 2011 07:14 PM (1fanL) Random thought: wouldn't Spank Yankme be a great name for a character in some sort of soft-porn spoof?

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2011 03:51 PM (HMdeP)

164 I thought that was the Bamster's new name in the pubs of Ireland - or, was it Spanky McYankster?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2011 04:04 PM (qsodE)

165 People get on the internet while they're drinking??? Who knew?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2011 04:06 PM (qsodE)

166 My brother shows off some of the hail that pelted his house in Fort Worth the other night.

Damn, don't remind me.  We've gotten some of that stuff down here in SE New Mexico half again as big as the bigger chunk he's holding.  Needless to say, I'm in the market for a good roofer now...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 28, 2011 04:06 PM (uehxp)

167 Regarding the kerfluffle, all I can say is I am officially rooting for whoever the hell is playing against the Boston Bruins until the season is over.

Oh, and Go MAVS !!!

Posted by: TXMarko at May 28, 2011 04:13 PM (kHuvj)

168

i just read back on the thread and the wierd stalker crap wasn't the bad thing

the bad thing was they were clowning on the worthless seahawks and no one told me!!!

the fuck over

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 28, 2011 04:15 PM (EOu3d)

169 I must have checked out of the ONT before this happened.  After reading the comments, the banhammer was applied justly. 

Sorry, DB, for some tool ruining your night.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2011 04:20 PM (meikH)

170

i'm disappointed.

Dumb Blonde posted a picture of her rack and I missed it?

 

Oh and that meltdown what no where near as epic as Bl@zers

Posted by: Ben at May 28, 2011 04:27 PM (DKV43)

171 Helluva post, Ace!  I know I don't say it often enough, but I love you, you are the best of the best, dude!

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 04:32 PM (afUO8)

172 Thanks to kbdabear (commento número forty three-o) for the update. It's reactions like that which keep dissuad other women from posting specimens of enjoyable photography. This being the case he shall fry in Hell, recieve psychotherapy until he can become a self-aware, mature member of society, then be sent back to fry in Hell again. But why the long post? In the old days, when we found someone's behavior obnoxious, offensive or repellant we used to just rip them into tiny pieces and feed the tiny pieces to the feral hamsters. Number of cute feral hamsters increases, number of douchebags decreases. Win-win.

Posted by: Snake Oil Baron at May 28, 2011 04:39 PM (KaCry)

173 Oops! That was actually commento número forty four-o. Sorry, pour flavor.

Posted by: Snake Oil Baron at May 28, 2011 04:44 PM (KaCry)

174 *whistles* dang! thought I was an asshole.

Can't blame ace though. He do be 'da bill 'round here.

Why I moderate EVERYTHING!

It keeps 'da crazy people away.


Posted by: Pat in Michigan at May 28, 2011 04:50 PM (Q9BLH)

175 It keeps 'da crazy people away.


Posted by: Pat in Michigan at May 28, 2011 08:50 PM (Q9BLH)


Yeah, right.  What planet are you from?

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 04:51 PM (afUO8)

176 Dumb_Blonde is a nice girl, I don't get why people act like jerks when it isn't deserved.

 I can be an asshole, but it's always provoked.

 And this is why I never use real pictures.

Posted by: Crazee at May 28, 2011 05:04 PM (H3ujh)

177 Ace, you look pretty sexy in them jeans, boy. Just tell the construction workers to get outa my telescope's shot.

Posted by: jcjimi at May 28, 2011 05:11 PM (sj5vp)

178 106 I guess it'd be a bad time to offer the moronettes free pics of my man sausage? Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 05:29 PM (6IReR) I'd say you should keep your Slim Jim out of sight, out of mind.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 28, 2011 05:28 PM (kUaEF)

179 182 Dumb_Blonde is a nice girl, I don't get why people act like jerks when it isn't deserved. Posted by: Crazee at May 28, 2011 09:04 PM (H3ujh) ---------o_o---------------------------o_o---------- They aren't acting. It's actual intrinsic jerkishness. In their minds they see themselves as just fine and dandy. They can not fathom others having different emotions or mental states as the one's they attribute to them and get upset if their constructed simulation of other people's minds is challenged. At least, that's what *I* think is their problem and there is no way in Hell I am wrong.

Posted by: Snake Oil Baron at May 28, 2011 05:38 PM (KaCry)

180 People get on the internet while they're drinking??? Who knew?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2011 08:06 PM (qsodE)

Yeah, apparenly this was s-yankee in a good mood. Since his team won.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 28, 2011 05:39 PM (CN+Qv)

181 106 I guess it'd be a bad time to offer the moronettes free pics of my man sausage? Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 28, 2011 05:29 PM (6IReR) I tried to take a picture like that but it didn't come out.

Posted by: Snake Oil Baron at May 28, 2011 05:42 PM (KaCry)

182 This needs to be repeated:

In real life, we exclude weirdos, assholes, and racists from our daily lives. The Coalition of Assholes, having been excluded from all decent society in real life, continues asserting that in this one place -- the Internet -- they are free to flout social conventions and common courtesy without repercussion.

Preach it Brother.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at May 28, 2011 06:20 PM (xFSQu)

183 181 It keeps 'da crazy people away. Posted by: Pat in Michigan at May 28, 2011 08:50 PM (Q9BLH) Yeah, right.  What planet are you from? Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2011 08:51 PM (afUO •shrugs• works good at my blog. It's a bit of a pain in the rear, but it works.

Posted by: Pat in Michigan at May 28, 2011 06:36 PM (Q9BLH)

184 I missed a picture being posted of a female moronette who is assumed to be incredibly hot?

Darnit. Shouldn't have gone to bed so early.

Now I'm gonna be depressed all day. At least the bastard who was drunk got tossed.

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at May 28, 2011 06:58 PM (4WbQ8)

185 I posted a sexy picture of myself. Check it out and see what you think. http://tinyurl.com/ydpkk9b

Posted by: Smart Brunette at May 28, 2011 07:24 PM (dvQqE)

186 To be fair, most of us nerdy recluses aren't jerks online. We actually want people to like us. At least, that's how it was for me when I was a total loser in real life. I wanted some positive communication, so I never burned bridges.

 It was only after things were going well for me that I started being a jerk. I know it's a nice stereotype to think that assholes online are losers with no life, but often times they actually have a fun life. Being an asshole is PART of their fun.

 Some of the biggest jerks I've known are actually very successful.

Posted by: Crazee at May 28, 2011 07:28 PM (H3ujh)

187 HA! Your video is banned where I live!

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at May 28, 2011 07:40 PM (4WbQ8)

188 Right On Charles, err, ACE.

Best Post EVER!!11!!1!

Almost as good as the one IT sends via e-mail to let you know your e-mail is down.

Posted by: Your IT Manager at May 28, 2011 08:03 PM (yrwat)

189 Although things get heated, no one has the right to behave like a creepy internet weirdo, getting unwarrantedly, aggressively sexual with female commenters. Just checking to see if it wasn't me.. Although that description did sound close..

Posted by: Dave C at May 28, 2011 08:13 PM (YPLGQ)

190 And that means that the coblogger (including me) giving the warning is already upset to be forced into this unwanted position. To be forced to have to start talking about rules and common courtesy and the history of racist caricatures and the rest of it.

I find your concept of this "FORCE" strangely compelling. May I subscribe to your newsletter?

Posted by: Your IT Manager at May 28, 2011 08:36 PM (yrwat)

191 Hello?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 29, 2011 03:48 AM (kq1lG)

192 Phew, I was afraid my inner jerk might have escaped.  


Posted by: MarkD at May 29, 2011 04:45 AM (6CLxP)

193 Don't pretend like you hold your morons up to some sort of standard, Ace. If there's a bar here, you have it set awfully low for your so-called "civil discourse." You are, of course, free to run this site however you want to. But a little honesty every now and again would be refreshing. You can start by saying what I'm sure is *really* on your mind: "I'm Ace, this is my site, and if I don't like what you have to say, I will ban you."

Posted by: Gryph at May 29, 2011 11:12 AM (yoIfW)

194
Geez, Ace. I didn't do nothing, nobody saw nothing, you can't prove nothing. And yet you ban me...

Oh...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at May 29, 2011 12:13 PM (BDH94)

195 You know there is another Ken (moi) that posts here once in a blue moon. At least, I don't think I'm the Ken everybody hoped had been banned.

Posted by: Ken at May 29, 2011 01:46 PM (3ar4L)

196 I assume someone mentioned the speculative utility of longbows in the war of Northern Aggression?

Posted by: Matt at May 29, 2011 04:48 PM (2OoaA)

197 Ace has become a limp-wristed P.C. turd. A few jokes about Moochelle the First Sheboon and he goes all Morris Dees on us. Why don't you and Charles Johnson get married already, Ace?

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