August 12, 2011

How will "petroshekels" change the world? [stuiec]
— Open Blogger

The standing joke among Jews is, "If we're the Chosen People, why didn't God promise us some land with OIL under it?" As it turns out, He did.

Recent discoveries -- over the past several years -- put the amount of natural gas reserves in Israeli territorial waters at as much as 26 trillion cubic feet. That's roughly triple what Israel will consume over the next 20 years, meaning much of it can be exported. But compared to Egypt's 77 tcf of gas reserves, Israel's natural gas discoveries are not quite Earth-shaking.

Currently, Israel imports coal for domestic electricity, supplemented since 2004 by natural gas from the offshore Mari-B field twenty-five miles from the southern port of Ashdod. More gas comes from Egypt, arriving near Ashdod via an undersea pipeline. Indeed, despite the excitement over the Leviathan field, Israel signed a new twenty-year gas purchase agreement with Egypt earlier in December to supply several industrial entities, including the Dead Sea Works and the Haifa refinery.

If the riches of the Leviathan field are confirmed, production could begin by 2016. In that scenario, Israel could eventually become a net energy exporter despite still needing to import oil to refine into gasoline and other products. Apart from notional energy independence, using natural gas from its own fields would save Israel $4 billion in imports annually while boosting gross national product. Plentiful indigenous hydrocarbon supplies could also prompt the development of new industries. For the time being, though, Israel must resolve a variety of problems before it can begin reaping the full benefits of the new discovery.


However, Israel sits atop another energy resource: oil shale. Up until the end of 2010, it was believed that Israel had about 4 billion barrels of oil in extractable oil shale. Given that the Saudis produce just under 10 million bbl/day, those 4 billion bbl are equivalent to about 400 days of Saudi Arabia's production.

But new discoveries of oil shale in Israel and new techniques of extraction put the latest estimates of available oil from Israeli shale at 250 billion bbl - just shy of Saudi Arabia's proven reserves of 260 billion bbl.

What is less well-known, but even more dramatic, is the work being done on this countryÂ’s oil shale. The British-based World Energy Council reported in November 2010 that Israel had oil shale from which it is possible to extract the equivalent of 4 billion barrels of oil. Yet these numbers are currently undergoing a major revision internationally.

A new assessment was released late last year by Dr. Yuval Bartov, chief geologist for Israel Energy Initiatives, at the yearly symposium of the prestigious Colorado School of Mines. He presented data that our oil shale reserves are actually the equivalent of 250 billion barrels (that compares with 260 billion barrels in the proven reserves of Saudi Arabia).

Independent oil industry analysts have been carefully looking at the shale, and have not refuted these findings. As a consequence of these new estimates, we may emerge as the third largest deposit of oil shale, after the US and China.


Moreover, Israel is developing extraction techniques that take the oil out of the shale while the shale remains underground, at per-barrel costs of $20 or less.

What would it mean to the world if Israel were able to produce oil at rates similar to Saudi Arabia?

1) Lower oil prices overall. More supply would allow oil prices to fall to levels more consistent with historical patterns. Cheaper oil would help the world's industrialized economies to grow.

2) A loosening of OPEC's stranglehold on world oil markets. Any significant non-OPEC production reduces OPEC's leverage and provides a safety valve against production restrictions by one or more OPEC nations.

3) A flip in American foreign aid payments. Israel would no longer need aid from the USA and would be able to buy American military hardware for cash.

4) A revision in geopolitical and global military postures. Unlike oil from the Persian Gulf that has to transit the Suez Canal or circumnavigate Africa, Israeli oil can be delivered to tankers in the Mediterranean. Consider the way Europe reacted to the potential disruption of oil production in Libya, an unstable and hostile producer in the Mediterranean; the value of a politically stable and friendly oil source in the Mediterranean would cause the West to put more pressure on the Arab world to declare peace with Israel and cease threatening a valuable energy exporter. It would also change the calculus with respect to the threat Iran and its nuclear program pose to Israel.

5) A potential recession in global terrorism. If the West uses Israel's rise as an oil exporter as an impetus to stand up to Iran, the Iranian regime may find it too costly to continue exporting terrorism via Syria to Hezbollah, Hamas and other groups around the world. Without Iranian sponsorship, jihadist movements in many places would become too weak to stand up to more moderate movements. And to the extent that Israel's competition with Saudi Arabia in the oil markets and its new geopolitical importance made life harder on Saudi and other Gulf oil sheikhs and emirs, they would have less disposable income to spend on al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood.

Not surprisingly, Hezbollah wants to throw a monkey wrench into Israel's plans by prodding Lebanon to claim part of Israel's territorial waters for its own. But Israel has plenty of gas for its own use in undisputed waters and has the technology to defend its claims against Hezbollah attacks by missiles or suicide boats. And Hezbollah can't make any claim over Israeli oil shale.

Let's hope this brave new world opens up soon. We will all benefit.

(crossposted from Up From The Slime)

Posted by: Open Blogger at 03:54 PM | Comments (145)
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1 Not doomy enough.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 12, 2011 03:59 PM (AEA92)

2 Bin ich erste?

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 03:59 PM (H/MnC)

3 Scheiße, ich bin zweite

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 04:00 PM (H/MnC)

4 Wow i really found this to be an interesting read; thanks for sharing

Posted by: The Hare with Amber Eyes AudioBook at August 12, 2011 04:00 PM (8Dm6R)

5 Not only is there a God, but He has a **real** sense of humor...

Posted by: That's Mr. Jehovah To You! at August 12, 2011 04:02 PM (QgAFR)

6 4 Wow i really found this to be an interesting read; thanks for sharing   Which one: erste oder zweite  

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 04:02 PM (H/MnC)

7 I have an Aunt that lives in rural Al. on the edge of poverty. Whenever I try to help her she says "The Lord Will Provide". She has worked at the same deli in the same food world for 30+ years. Never taken a dime from the gov. and never went without. Are the Jews the Chosen People? Hell I don't know. But the Lord has seemed to provide.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at August 12, 2011 04:03 PM (ZDUD4)

8 A ha! This explains Glenn Beck's interest in Israel.

Posted by: Unhinged Glenn Beck Hater from MMfA at August 12, 2011 04:04 PM (uoAzW)

9
Peak oil my ass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2011 04:04 PM (YUYZd)

10 Kind of adds some urgency, and another motive, to the Arabs desire to get rid of Israel, doesn't it?

Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2011 04:05 PM (kD+se)

11 And Hezbollah can't make any claim over Israeli oil shale.

Ahem...

Posted by: UN Resolution to Declare Palestine a State with '67 Borders at August 12, 2011 04:06 PM (D+phB)

12 If at first you don't succeed, drei, drei again.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2011 04:06 PM (oUG6f)

13 Du bist gar nicht erste, Ma Bell.  Gar nicht........

Alles klar?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 12, 2011 04:07 PM (UqKQV)

14 Ah, shale! I'm going to drink Jordan's milkshake.

Posted by: Daniel Plainview at August 12, 2011 04:07 PM (3SvjA)

15
this is joo oil we talkin bout?

Muslims will start blowing up gas stations if we imported it.


Posted by: soothsayer at August 12, 2011 04:07 PM (LmrWy)

16 What's an Omen Machine?

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 04:08 PM (H/MnC)

17 If they dig deep  enough,  maybe the Protocols of the Elders of Zion will turn up

>>somebody wake up Mel Gibson

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 12, 2011 04:09 PM (UqKQV)

18 I don't know about the Iran part of the equation--China will still be a customer for anything the Europeans don't buy already. (Unless their economy completely crashes, built upon U.S. bonds etc.)

Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2011 04:10 PM (oUG6f)

19 Sounds promising but potentially apocalypictical.

Posted by: dagny at August 12, 2011 04:11 PM (8ZyDn)

20 >>somebody wake up Mel Gibson

And Ron Paul!

Posted by: Y-not at August 12, 2011 04:11 PM (5H6zj)

21 We at the Israeli EPA would like to tell everyone... DON'T GET FRACKING EXCITED, ASSHOLES!

Posted by: The Israeli EPA at August 12, 2011 04:11 PM (kUaEF)

22 Israel is so small, if they have large oil shale deposits, the surrounding countries must have it too.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at August 12, 2011 04:12 PM (QcFbt)

23 Fracking is dangerous y'all. Causes fire to shoot out of your sink and stuff. We should all adopt a much more organic way of life anyway and walk places, live in efficient shantys and shower less. If god meant for us to use petroleum products in every day life he would have put it in pomegranates. Remember to recycle! Ta!

Posted by: :Coexist: at August 12, 2011 04:12 PM (uoAzW)

24 Whoa, trying again, apocalyptical. That's what I get for going without carbs. I didn't know you needed carbs to spell.

Posted by: dagny at August 12, 2011 04:12 PM (8ZyDn)

25 Do you really think we intend to let the Joooos profit from their natural resources?  These resources were stolen from the Palistinians and we intend to manage them as well as we have all the other resources we have been given.  What an explosion a tcf of natural gas should make--I bet my brothers will be able to see it from mecca!

Posted by: Pali Spokeperson and suicide belt fabricator at August 12, 2011 04:13 PM (yrGif)

26

I'm more interested in whether the rest of the world would be more willing to tell Iran to piss off if Israel turned out to have roughly twice the oil, in an easier place to take delivery.

Posted by: stuiec at August 12, 2011 04:13 PM (Di3Im)

27 209 (T0NGe) "CoolCzech must be envying your hash, AmishDude." Posted by: Y-not at August 12, 2011 07:07 PM (5H6zj) Do you read that as "Thong" or "Tongue," Y-not?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 12, 2011 04:13 PM (kUaEF)

28

Looks like our army of Jooooo Sharks is going to get bigger

Laser beams powered by LNG?

Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2011 04:13 PM (3SvjA)

29 Anyone believe I wish I had a different hash?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 12, 2011 04:14 PM (kUaEF)

30 tongue, my friend. 


My good friend. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 12, 2011 04:15 PM (5H6zj)

31 Israel is so small, if they have large oil shale deposits, the surrounding countries must have it too.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at August 12, 2011 08:12 PM (QcFbt)

Yeah, they do (Jordan especially).  And if they ever stop trying to kill Israelis long enough to exploit those deposits, they could end up living far better lives than they do now.

Posted by: stuiec at August 12, 2011 04:15 PM (Di3Im)

32
Remember HOLOCAUST 2000 with KIRK DOUGLAS?

It was about a guy trying to build a nuclear power plant in Israel but instead disturbs some ancient spirits and shit.

One of the worst movies ever made. Perfect candidate for a MST3K riff.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at August 12, 2011 04:16 PM (25wCj)

33

Wow, compressed dinosaurs in the Mideast.

Who knew?

BTW, who found the first dino DNA in oil anyway?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 12, 2011 04:17 PM (d0Tfm)

34 26 Whoa, trying again, apocalyptical. That's what I get for going without carbs. I didn't know you needed carbs to spell.

Posted by: dagny at August 12, 2011 08:12 PM (8ZyDn)

you do. Your brain runs on Sugar. No sugar=starving brain.

my guy was taking tests and on the Atkins diet and was having a hell of a time till he started drinking a soda before class, before study and before tests.

Posted by: Gushka at August 12, 2011 04:18 PM (QNeKQ)

35 The fact that Israel's natural gas supplies might make a world of difference in the ready, SANE availability of fossil fuel for the world must mean only one thing: the Obama Administration will lead an effort to crate UN Sanctions against Israeli natural gas. Western popular musicians will stage a televised concert, Pass the Gas, to save us.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 12, 2011 04:18 PM (kUaEF)

36

BTW, who found the first dino DNA in oil anyway?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 12, 2011 08:17 PM (d0Tfm)

me

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at August 12, 2011 04:18 PM (UqKQV)

37

None of this will matter if the crazies in Teheran get nukes.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardalre at August 12, 2011 04:19 PM (azHfB)

38 See, this is the kind of stuff you can discover if you're not preoccupied with flinging rockets at, and plotting the genocide of, your neighbors. I'm guessing these finds extend into neighboring areas.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 04:21 PM (uoAzW)

39 I bet they found a bunch of jooooo gold too and haven't told us yet.

Posted by: robtr at August 12, 2011 04:21 PM (MtwBb)

40 I also remember having read somewhere that the technology would essentially be 'given' to friendly countries to pursue their own energy independence initiatives.  That, too, would be a game-changer given the shale reserves worldwide.

Posted by: Voltaires Crack at August 12, 2011 04:22 PM (RLKHp)

41 And don't forget the leather pouches of jewels around their necks, dumbass.

Posted by: eric cartman at August 12, 2011 04:22 PM (oUG6f)

42 40

None of this will matter if the crazies in Teheran get nukes.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardalre at August 12, 2011 08:19 PM (azHfB)

Well, Israeli gas will have the added safety benefit of glowing in the dark, so there's that...

Posted by: StPatrick_TN is a suspected TEAhadist at August 12, 2011 04:23 PM (D+phB)

43 Perfect candidate for a MST3K riff. I have a VHS of MST3K around here somewhere. Now I gotta dig that up. And a VCR. And probably some adapters. Ah screw it.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 04:25 PM (uoAzW)

44

Not surprisingly, Hezbollah wants to throw a monkey wrench into Israel's plans by prodding Lebanon to claim part of Israel's territorial waters for its own. But Israel has plenty of gas for its own use in undisputed waters and has the technology to defend its claims against Hezbollah attacks by missiles or suicide boats. And Hezbollah can't make any claim over Israeli oil shale.

Hezbollah, as directed by their masters in Damascus and Tehran, would love to disrupt those plans.  Let's hope that when the next Lebanon war breaks out, the Israelis are willing to destroy all of Hezbollah this time.  Send them all to meet Allah personally. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 04:25 PM (aYTJa)

45 See, this is the kind of stuff you can discover if you're not preoccupied with flinging rockets at, and plotting the genocide of, your neighbors.

I'm guessing these finds extend into neighboring areas. Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 08:21 PM (uoAzW

And the Israelis did it while being fired at with rockets, dealing with suicide bombers, and being threatened on a daily basis by their "neighbors" and the UN.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 12, 2011 04:27 PM (yrGif)

46 And the Israelis did it while being fired at with rockets, dealing with suicide bombers, and being threatened on a daily basis by their "neighbors" and the UN. Don't forget the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure and the fucksticks that surround him. Off topic, my phone wants desperately to autocorrect fucksticks to Fuka Mata ka. WTF is that?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 04:30 PM (uoAzW)

47

Mr. Flintsone, all you and Wilma did was be the first couple to sleep in a double bed on TV.

Although you may have used some kind of oil at some time...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 12, 2011 04:31 PM (d0Tfm)

48

As a kid I remember watching stuff telling me that we going to run out of oil soon and needed to find alternatives or we were out of luck.

I turned 42 last week.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2011 04:31 PM (ES9R7)

49 "Fuka Mata ka"

RACIST!!!!

Posted by: Vinnie Vega at August 12, 2011 04:31 PM (d4vjp)

50
you're better off just DL'ing mst3K episodes off the 'net

Posted by: soothsayer at August 12, 2011 04:31 PM (x1Zs+)

51
speaking of 1990...

I might re-watch the series Northern Exposure.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 12, 2011 04:33 PM (Yfclo)

52 oil-vey

I'll be here all week

Posted by: Shecky Green at August 12, 2011 04:34 PM (T3vCe)

53 46 ...a land flowing with milk, oil and honey...

A land where the bolts of it's gates are made of iron and bronze

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 04:34 PM (aYTJa)

54 Posted by: soothsayer at August 12, 2011 08:31 PM (x1Zs+) Manos, Hands of Fate One of my favorites. This show made it impossible for anyone to watch crappy movies with me. Even slightly crappy.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 04:36 PM (uoAzW)

55 52

As a kid I remember watching stuff telling me that we going to run out of oil soon and needed to find alternatives or we were out of luck.

I turned 42 last week.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2011 08:31 PM (ES9R7)

I remember the same thing and I am way older than you. I have the sneaky suspicion that this slimy black substance is made on an continuing basis.

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 04:38 PM (H/MnC)

56 I might re-watch the series Northern Exposure. Never got into that one. I do think Janine Turner new constitution project is a phenomenal idea.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 04:38 PM (uoAzW)

57 56 oil-vey

I'll be here all week
Posted by: Shecky Green

+100

Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 04:40 PM (3TjSM)

58 Posted by: Vinnie Vega at August 12, 2011 08:31 PM (d4vjp) Hakuna Fuka Matata.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 04:41 PM (uoAzW)

59

As a kid I remember watching stuff telling me that we going to run out of oil soon and needed to find alternatives or we were out of luck.

I turned 42 last week.

The spreading of bullshit knows no rest.

We're finding oil in new places all the time. Some enterprising soul could successfully argue that oil is a natural byproduct of Earth, or something.

It is not, as previously inferred, compressed dinosaurs. Theories remain theories until proven.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 12, 2011 04:41 PM (d0Tfm)

60 Hey Mel,

You want oil?

First you will blow me.

Bwhahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 04:42 PM (3TjSM)

61 I have a VHS of MST3K around here somewhere. Now I gotta dig that up. And a VCR. And probably some adapters. Ah screw it.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 08:25 PM (uoAzW)

The guys are touring and making DVDs as Cinematic Titanic.

Posted by: stuiec at August 12, 2011 04:43 PM (Di3Im)

62 So we give Israel foriegn aid for what reason again?

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 12, 2011 04:44 PM (A23u6)

63

I remember the same thing and I am way older than you. I have the sneaky suspicion that this slimy black substance is made on an continuing basis.

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 08:38 PM (H/MnC)

I remember being told that opening ANWR for oil extraction wouldn't produce any oil for at least 10 years (but that was 20 years ago).


I am amazed that Brazil thinks they can bring offshore oil on line faster than that.  Ah yes, that old Brazilian can-do spirit is still there!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 12, 2011 04:45 PM (yrGif)

64 Rino has re-released almost all of them on DVD Done and done. Thank you very much sir, let me just get your complimentary crazy bread.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 04:46 PM (uoAzW)

65

I remember the same thing and I am way older than you. I have the sneaky suspicion that this slimy black substance is made on an continuing basis.

We have espn, you and I.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 12, 2011 04:47 PM (d0Tfm)

66 68 So we give Israel foriegn aid for what reason again?

Because they are allies.  We give them 2 billion and with that they buy American weaponry - that's not a bad deal for either of us.

I'm not a big fan of foreign aid myself, but that (foreign aid to Israel) is not what's bankrupting our government.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 04:47 PM (aYTJa)

67 The guys are touring and making DVDs as Cinematic Titanic. Thank you stuiec!

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 04:48 PM (uoAzW)

68

So we give Israel foriegn aid for what reason again?

So we give China money for what reason? Or the Palestinians, or some other 3rd world dictator? Really?

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 04:48 PM (H/MnC)

69 65 I make oilfield stuff and the Russians have it wired tight.
They are big proponents of abiogenic or abiotic oil.
Makes real chemical sense.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 12, 2011 04:49 PM (lpWVn)

70 somebody wake up Mel Gibson

I wish he was here, because I'd give him a fucking huge beer, and he'd give me a hilarious Jew-oil one-liner I could steal.

Got nothin'.

JEWS DID C8H18

Posted by: oblig. at August 12, 2011 04:49 PM (xvZW9)

71 Peak oil my ass.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

The Peak oilers really chap my hide. Taking a petro-chem concept that was used to describe projections of particular sites and then using it to derive world-wide production curves is just hair-pulling stupid.

***
That said; why does it seem that the only places that don't have oil shale are the countries where no one has looked? Canada has oil sands and shale, the US has shale up the tookus. Why shouldn't every continent contain a certain percentage of shale as well?


Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2011 04:50 PM (DEcmU)

72 75 65 I make oilfield stuff and the Russians have it wired tight.
They are big proponents of abiogenic or abiotic oil.
Makes real chemical sense.

Wasn't there a book published about this abiogenic theory?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 04:52 PM (aYTJa)

73 and he'd give me a hilarious Jew-oil one-liner I could steal.

Shecky Green did, upthread: oil-vey.

Posted by: Retread at August 12, 2011 04:53 PM (G+7cD)

74

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2011 08:50 PM (DEcmU)

christ, even Germany has some oil. What is oil anyway. I am no chemist, but doesn't it involve carbon (everything is carbon) bacteria and high pressure. maybe that's to easy I don't know. Some one smarter put me in some knowledge

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 04:54 PM (H/MnC)

75 wow the good news keeps on coming!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 12, 2011 04:55 PM (eOXTH)

76 What is oil anyway?

Well it's sticky and black and comes in a barrel and you get lipstick and mascara from it.  But I'm no expert!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 04:56 PM (3TjSM)

77 and the idiot isn't here!!!!! yeeeeeeee haaaawwwwww!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 12, 2011 04:56 PM (eOXTH)

78 Avraham Josef said he was told their was oil under Israel and among other things that a Charismatic leader of an Islamic nation would march millions against Israel and destroy it and that Israel would retaliate and launch nukes at Arab nations killing over 10 million.

Not everyone's sort of thing, but his statements have come back to me many times since I read them in 2006.

Link to the 2006 Jerusalem Post article archive

http://tinyurl.com/3kkr8kb

Posted by: J o o at August 12, 2011 04:57 PM (v8Pb8)

79 84 wow the good news keeps on coming!!!!!

I am a bit worried about the Palis/Syrians/Iranians upping the time table for their attack plans towards Israel because of this finding, but yes, this is very good news!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 04:57 PM (aYTJa)

80 87 kratos crap......there always is a bad side.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 12, 2011 04:58 PM (eOXTH)

81 and the idiot isn't here!!!!! yeeeeeeee haaaawwwwww!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 12, 2011 08:56 PM (eOXTH)

Now you've done it....ssshhhhh!

Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2011 04:58 PM (X6akg)

82

and the idiot isn't here!!!!! yeeeeeeee haaaawwwwww!

Hush

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 04:59 PM (H/MnC)

83 crap......there always is a bad side....... Posted by: phoenixgirl

Eh, we are used to it.  You wander for 40 years you get tough and lost and thirsty and mad because Moses wouldn't look at the darn map!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 04:59 PM (3TjSM)

84 87 88 Yep.THE END.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2011 05:00 PM (PSy/E)

85 just thunk of something....everytime it posts we should ask why that number doesn't appear.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 12, 2011 05:00 PM (eOXTH)

86 Israel/West Texas...same thing...


but really, there's no such thing as peak oil...no matter how patiently i try to explain this very simple concept to my very simple-minded liberal friends, they just cannot comprehend...they seem to think that they will go to fill up on gas and the pump will be dry. really.  i try to tell them that not only have proven reserves gone up due to advances in drilling tech (could they drill ten or more thousand feet in ten thousand feet of water twenty years ago?  not a flippin' chance!) but we're using what we have much more efficiently.  sigh.  and we haven't even begun to tap what's available.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 12, 2011 05:00 PM (2j/Mv)

87 Sarah Palin on Hannity now!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 05:01 PM (3TjSM)

88 the saudis must be shitting their skirts right now...

Posted by: model_1066 at August 12, 2011 05:02 PM (2j/Mv)

89 87 kratos

crap......there always is a bad side.......

I'd bet that Israel has plans. I'm sure they didn't stop at Stuxnet or whatever that bug was called.

Posted by: Retread at August 12, 2011 05:02 PM (G+7cD)

90

What is oil anyway. I am no chemist, but doesn't it involve carbon (everything is carbon) bacteria and high pressure. maybe that's to easy I don't know. Some one smarter put me in some knowledge. Posted by: Ma Bell


No one has actually proven that oil/petrochem is ancient, organic matter compressed underground for x millions of years, AFAIK. So some hypothesize that oil is a natural geological compound from some unknown process, aka the abiotic hypothesis.

There isn't enough research to say that's the true, but the arrogance in the Peak Oil fanatics is monumental. No one knows how oil is actually formed let alone the sum total of the earth's oil content.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2011 05:03 PM (DEcmU)

91 Israeli oil? Anti-Semites hardest hit.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 05:03 PM (aybuO)

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 05:04 PM (uoAzW)

93 that's a feature, not a bug!

Posted by: model_1066 at August 12, 2011 05:04 PM (2j/Mv)

94 I'd bet that Israel has plans. I'm sure they didn't stop at Stuxnet or whatever that bug was called.

Those sneaky JOOOs always have plans and they are always good ones.   

I'm guessing for the moment the Israelis are targeting essential personnel of Iran's nuclear program for "quiet" assassination/kidnapping. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 05:05 PM (aYTJa)

95 How does Sarah look so damn good after being in Iowa sweating and shaking hands all day.  Jealous!!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 05:05 PM (3TjSM)

96 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2011 05:05 PM (PSy/E)

97 like i mentioned a long time ago...oil is natural, comes from the earth loaded with all sorts of organic goodness....so what the fuck are the stupid hippies whining about in the first place, anyway???

Posted by: model_1066 at August 12, 2011 05:06 PM (2j/Mv)

98 88 Avraham Josef said he was told their was oil under Israel and among other things that a Charismatic leader of an Islamic nation would march millions against Israel and destroy it and that Israel would retaliate and launch nukes at Arab nations killing over 10 million.
__________

Has anyone notified Art Bell?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2011 05:06 PM (6fER6)

99 106 Obama The Chiefs is a stuttering clusterfuck of miserable failure.

fify

Posted by: Y-not has the game on at August 12, 2011 05:07 PM (5H6zj)

100 78 Jerome Corsi wrote a book on it but there are scores of detailed research papers written for the Russian Academy of Sciences.
Here is a good site for researching this.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 12, 2011 05:07 PM (lpWVn)

101 88 Link to the 2006 Jerusalem Post article archive
http://tinyurl.com/3kkr8kb

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Apparently, 2006 was before the invention of the paragraph.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2011 05:07 PM (6fER6)

102

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 09:04 PM (uoAzW)

Yep, I am so much smarter now

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 05:08 PM (H/MnC)

103 oh right...oil=energy=freedom from statist twats so its bad!

Posted by: model_1066 at August 12, 2011 05:08 PM (2j/Mv)

104 Some nimrods were walking the neighborhood petitioning for "clean energy"(windmills of course).This is Bloombags latest nanny move,getting rid of "dirty" coal.Thank God I'm getting out of NY.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2011 05:09 PM (PSy/E)

105 ynot booooo

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2011 05:10 PM (aybuO)

106

Has anyone notified Art Bell?

Posted by: Anachronda


I'm not sure who that is, I would look him up on Wikipedia but they are likely to say that he invented dinosaurs and went to kindergarten with George Washington.  Later retired from playing Hockey with the infamous 2033 Lakers.

Posted by: Shiggz at August 12, 2011 05:10 PM (v8Pb8)

107 Preseason foootball is as useless as soccer,okay,almost as useless.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2011 05:10 PM (PSy/E)

108 75 65 I make oilfield stuff and the Russians have it wired tight.
They are big proponents of abiogenic or abiotic oil.
Makes real chemical sense.

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Saw a news story a few years back where someone had done some processing of seismometers and claimed there was a huge water deposit deep in the crust covering a big chunk of the northern hemisphere. What the show never explained was how they had decided it was water instead of, say, oil.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2011 05:11 PM (6fER6)

109 Anachronda, yea jposts archives remove paragraphs for some reason.

Posted by: Shiggz at August 12, 2011 05:11 PM (v8Pb8)

110 Yep, I am so much smarter now Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 09:08 PM (H/MnC) Just trying to help. That helped, right? 8^)

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 05:11 PM (uoAzW)

111 114 Some nimrods were walking the neighborhood petitioning for "clean energy"(windmills of course).This is Bloombags latest nanny move,getting rid of "dirty" coal.Thank God I'm getting out of NY.

These "clean energy" idiots have no farking clue how dirty "clean energy" really is, particularly when the components for clean energy equipment are made in China.  I assume you're moving to a more saner location? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 05:11 PM (aYTJa)

112 Maybe Israel has paragraph shortages?  Ill check wikipedia

Posted by: Shiggz at August 12, 2011 05:11 PM (v8Pb8)

113 doesn't somewhere in Nevi im speak of saving  the oil?
i always wondered what the heck.

Posted by: willow at August 12, 2011 05:12 PM (h+qn8)

114

Has anyone notified Art Bell?

I don't think he is any kind of relation

Posted by: Ma Bell at August 12, 2011 05:12 PM (H/MnC)

115 116 Has anyone notified Art Bell?
Posted by: Anachronda

I'm not sure who that is,
____________

Fine. Notify George Noory, then. See if I care.

Oh, yeah. And GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2011 05:12 PM (6fER6)

116 121 NJ.Only a slightly saner state but it's a first step.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2011 05:13 PM (PSy/E)

117 Oh, yeah. And GET OFF MY LAWN! Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2011 09:12 PM (6fER6) I'm east of the Rockies, can I comment on this line?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 05:15 PM (uoAzW)

118 Y LAWN!

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2011 09:12 PM (6fER6)


I'm east of the Rockies, can I comment on this line?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat

Did you try the wild card line?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 05:16 PM (3TjSM)

119 118  Water reflects differently than oil so they can tell pretty closely even whether or not it's salt water.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 12, 2011 05:16 PM (lpWVn)

120  NJ.Only a slightly saner state but it's a first step.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2011 09:13 PM (PSy/E)

I was in south Jersey last week.  Didn't see any Obama stickers, but saw a BUNCH of Ron Paul stickers & signs in yards.  Freakin Jersey, if they're not on one side of the loony scale, they're on the other.

Posted by: yinzer at August 12, 2011 05:16 PM (aa83J)

121 Did you try the wild card line? Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 09:16 PM (3TjSM) I did. But you-know-who is lurking over there...

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 12, 2011 05:17 PM (uoAzW)

122 130 NJ trends more conservative outside the urban areas.Definately not the lost cause for R's that Cali or NY are.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2011 05:18 PM (PSy/E)

123 heh, progress, well maybe they'll all hush if we just plant a gazillion olive trees.

Posted by: willow at August 12, 2011 05:19 PM (h+qn8)

124 Why doesn't ace ban that certain poster already?The person adds nothing of value and is a troll.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2011 05:20 PM (PSy/E)

125 ...i was driving down the road around 3am....it was raining really hard....the hair on the back of my neck stood up.....out of no where a giant bird swooped in front of my car....it's wing span was 40 ft at least....i don't know how i missed hitting it......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 12, 2011 05:21 PM (eOXTH)

126 Alien / Human Hybrid line is open!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT Jew at August 12, 2011 05:22 PM (3TjSM)

127 I dunno, steevy.  Just GAZE it...or if you happen to have that super-secret comment hider thingy, use it prodigiously for certain comments. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 12, 2011 05:22 PM (aYTJa)

128 "Hezbollah wants to throw a monkey wrench into Israel's plans by prodding Lebanon to claim part of Israel's territorial waters for its own"

What an absurd proposition. Any claim by Lebanon on Israeli territorial waters would last..oh..hmmm ..lets see...mmm...about 5 minutes.

Posted by: USNA1985 at August 12, 2011 05:26 PM (U3TDy)

129 I can pretty much guarantee that the leftists in all the world would find excuses why they couldn't use Israli oil. Its not clean enough. Its tainted by blood. Its drilled in non green ways. Its owned by the wrong people. They will just refuse to buy it, like Canadian sand oil, despite it being cheaper and local.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2011 05:27 PM (r4wIV)

130 yeah, christopher....what's funny is that there's no way of putting a guarantee on light sweet crude saying it came from midland, tx or saudi fucking arabia...it's sold on a worldwide market to whoever...called 'fungible' or something...

Posted by: model_1066 at August 12, 2011 05:29 PM (2j/Mv)

131 Israel hasn't needed "foreign aid" from us for ages and in fact we ended all economic aid a while ago. We keep up the military aid mostly for appearances; Israel can't be seen to look weak or abandoned, and military aid is a warning to all the Arabs that if you mess with our friends, you mess with us. It's a drop in the bucket w/r/t both our economy and theirs; the actual money is pretty much purely symbolic.

Posted by: Megan at August 12, 2011 05:36 PM (BNv9H)

132 Muzzies: If you would just take this lease, Israel...
Israel: Drainage! Drainage, Muzzie, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
[sucking sound]
Israel: I drink it up!
Muzzies: Don't bully me, Israel!
[Israel roars and throws Muzzie across the room]
Israel: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Muzzie? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 12, 2011 05:39 PM (4nfy2)

133 BTW, who found the first dino DNA in oil anyway? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 12, 2011 08:17 PM (d0Tfm) me Posted by: Fred Flintstone at August 12, 2011 08:18 PM (UqKQV) Actually Fred, I'm thinking that someone's DNA was found IN the dino, you prevert.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2011 05:40 PM (9Lm5R)

134 Its only a gamechanger if Israel intends to use it. They have environmental wackos like the US.

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at August 12, 2011 05:44 PM (mqHKZ)

135 So, maybe Moses didn't make a wrong turn?

Posted by: USA at August 12, 2011 05:48 PM (6Cjut)

136 And let us not forget, if the Israeli method is viable it will open oil shale and oil sand extraction throughout the world (except here where our watermelons would pitch a hissy fit) leading to even cheaper oil.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron TEAhad at August 12, 2011 06:54 PM (sILPb)

137 <--- Jewish.  Now, when do I get my dividends?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 12, 2011 07:05 PM (jbDLS)

138

 

And Jacob called his sons and said, “Gather together, that I may tell you what shall befall you in the last days:

Gather together and hear, you sons of Jacob,

And listen to Israel your father.”

“Joseph is a fruitful bough,

A fruitful bough by a well;

His branches run over the wall.

The archers have bitterly grieved him,

Shot at him and hated him.

But his bow remained in strength,

And the arms of his hands were made strong

By the hands of the Mighty God of Jacob

(From there is the Shepherd, the Stone of Israel),

By the God of your father who will help you,

And by the Almighty who will bless you

With blessings of heaven above,

Blessings of the deep that lies beneath

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 12, 2011 07:37 PM (WCm02)

139 If the West uses Israel's rise as an oil exporter as an impetus to stand up to Iran, the Iranian regime may find it too costly to continue exporting terrorism via Syria to Hezbollah, Hamas and other groups around the world.

You're assuming the Iranians are sane and acting on sane impulses.  You're assuming that they're supporting terrorism as a means to an end, rather than an end in itself.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 12, 2011 07:53 PM (/zYUh)

140 Another cool angle - the lefty environazi bunch work hard at demonizing any new source of oil, trying desperately to keep their scam going, and it works in North America. They'll try this with Israel. Israel won't listen, then hopefully everyone else will ignore them.

Posted by: hudson duster at August 13, 2011 03:36 AM (yFIAm)

141

Not to rain on the parade, but when working up those numbers comparing to Saudi oil, it costs the Saud family 50 cents to 5 bucks to extract a barrel of oil. Oil shale is in the $40/barrel range to get, and the amount of energy (gasoline) in the oil is less.

So those two factors need taken into account.

Posted by: Jimmah at August 13, 2011 04:28 AM (NIjD4)

142 The Marcellus Shale, part of which is about a mile below me, contains 500 trillion cf.
So, Israel..meh...but it's way better than nothing.

Posted by: SOYLENT GREEN at August 13, 2011 08:00 AM (zUc6c)

143 @155

The way I understand it is that it doesn't cost $40 per barrel to extract the oil shale.  It's when oil is selling at $40/bbl that it makes economic sense to extract it.  That's one reason so much work is going on in the Bakken field in eastern MT. 

@156

Is that natural gas or oil?  All I can find is 490 trillion ft^3 of natural gas.
The Navy (which is in charge of estimating oil reserves for some reason) estimates that the US has oil shale reserves of 2,085,000,000,000 barrels (2.085x10^12)  Saudi Arabia has proven reserves of 250,000,000,000 (2.50 x 10^11) that doesn't even count coal to gas conversions or savings that could be achieved by utilizing nuclear power (or solar and wind when it becomes more efficient) .  We are in no danger of running out of oil soon.

This is why I keep saying that every time Obama starts talking about green jobs and green energy the GOP should respond with how about just creating energy jobs and achieving energy independence that way.  Call for the firing of Ken Salazar and removal of regs like the Gulf drilling ban and the Rocky Mountain exploration ban.

Posted by: chad at August 13, 2011 10:10 AM (WNcvq)

144 Great information! Very useful for me. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: corsets at August 14, 2011 06:18 PM (v5qDv)

145 interesting...

Posted by: noes at August 16, 2011 11:53 AM (gwUUF)

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