May 14, 2011

Huckabee Not Running?
— Ace

Will he declare?

I already told you he would, you dummies.

As I said, it was up in the air, and unlikely. Good to see I was right -- yet again.

(Oh shut up, you don't come here to read correct things, you come here to read interesting things.)

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1 Yabbut. Will he?

Posted by: moviegique at May 14, 2011 04:02 PM (Cepxj)

2 God help us.  Really. 

Huckster:  Just say no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:02 PM (UOM48)

3 Whoa. My comment was here, then it was gone! Maybe that's why the comments are empty.

Posted by: moviegique at May 14, 2011 04:03 PM (Cepxj)

4 Wait, there it is. I'm so confused. But I'm announcing my candidacy for President of the United States!

Posted by: moviegique at May 14, 2011 04:03 PM (Cepxj)

5 I predict he'll say something to the effect:

After months of prayer, I've decided my country needs me too much to not run. 

It physically hurt to type that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:04 PM (UOM48)

6 If he runs, I'll scream like Dagny Taggart at the end of Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:04 PM (xMT+4)

7

Will he declare?

The fate of thousands of squirrels depend on it! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 04:05 PM (c0A3e)

8 The Huckster's family photo.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 04:06 PM (1fB+3)

9

While waiting on the edge of your seats for the Huckster's big decision, here's some reading material. The head of the IMF has just been arrested for forced head on a hotel maid -- See Drudge.

     The IMF has been doing to that nations like Iceland and Ireland for years now.

 

Posted by: publius at May 14, 2011 04:06 PM (VVB18)

10

Okay, so I flipped to Fox and he's doing a typical tap-dance interview/soliloquy.

If you're running for President, wouldn't that be the lead at least on YOUR OWN freakin' show?

 

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:07 PM (xMT+4)

11 Say he were to run, wouldn't fox have to pull his show asap?

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 14, 2011 04:07 PM (bAySe)

12

Well, if he does I've already got a puke bucket handy in case I can't make it to the bathroom in time.

I heard the first minute of his show, and he's milking it for all it's worth.   It certainly shows what a smarmy, fat fuck he is.   I had to change the channel.   He makes me almost as nauseous as deWon.   I guess I'll have to wait for someone that can stomach it to let me know.  

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 04:07 PM (AkdC5)

13 If the GOP needs a slogan, I suggest ...

2012 Primaries: Embrace the Suck!

Posted by: Andy at May 14, 2011 04:07 PM (veZ9n)

14 8 The Huckster's family photo.

If he loses, his family will be the first sent to Moochelle's fat camps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:07 PM (UOM48)

15 Oh, of course he will.
He's just like Romney and Paul and the rest of the 2008 retreads. "The country NEEDS us!!!"
No, boys. And we don't WANT you, either. Take a hint, will ya?

Posted by: antisocialist at May 14, 2011 04:07 PM (Rwudm)

16 I have to run.  There's some Mormon in the race.

Posted by: Schmuck the Huck at May 14, 2011 04:07 PM (zzcyw)

17 As I said earlier, he'll run just to spite Romney.

Posted by: Vic at May 14, 2011 04:08 PM (M9Ie6)

18 Jeezus. He's gonna wait till the end of the show. Like a fucking American Idol episode. I hate this fat fuck.

Posted by: TheJane at May 14, 2011 04:08 PM (Km/Pn)

19 Lebron helped him with the PR on this one.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:08 PM (+sBB4)

20 yeah, he can't announce until the last five minutes. And even there, he may just announce that circumstances require his resignation from the show. At which point he'll thank everyone. And note that he'll have 'news" coming.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2011 04:08 PM (nj1bB)

21 >>If you're running for President, wouldn't that be the lead at least on YOUR OWN freakin' show? Nope. Huck is a trained televangelist. He knows how to keep the crowd. He will wait till the very end.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 04:08 PM (TMB3S)

22 Oh, this ought to be rich.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:08 PM (xMT+4)

23 Say he were to run, wouldn't fox have to pull his show asap? Posted by: Serious Cat at May 14, 2011 08:07 PM

Yeah, they would.  That's why they dumped Newt, supposedly.

Posted by: huerfano at May 14, 2011 04:08 PM (IN2A4)

24 NY Post story

"The French political bigshot who heads the International Monetary Fund was arrested for allegedly sodomizing a Manhattan hotel maid today — getting hauled off an Air France flight just moments before takeoff from Kennedy Airport, police sources told The Post.

Three Port Authority detectives pulled Dominique Strauss-Kahn from the planeÂ’s first-class cabin just two minutes before it was due to depart for Paris, the sources said.

Strauss-Kahn, 62, was turned over to NYPD officers from the Midtown South precinct, and the case is being investigated by the Special Victims Unit."


Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:08 PM (k1rwm)

25 My theory = he is running in 2012...but for something like senator of NY.

Posted by: The Great and Secret Show at May 14, 2011 04:08 PM (hyDaS)

26 12

Well, if he does I've already got a puke bucket handy in case I can't make it to the bathroom in time.

I heard the first minute of his show, and he's milking it for all it's worth.   It certainly shows what a smarmy, fat fuck he is.   I had to change the channel.   He makes me almost as nauseous as deWon.   I guess I'll have to wait for someone that can stomach it to let me know.  

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 08:07 PM (AkdC5)

Just numb yourself with alcohol.  My liver hates me, but it makes this shit easier. 



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:09 PM (UOM48)

27 Can he keep my island from tipping over?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 14, 2011 04:09 PM (Ia7zA)

28 Will the Huckster run? Will Jorge Posada retire? Oh boy what a night

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 04:09 PM (i6RpT)

29 Uhhhh, he is slamming Romney.  It's on.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:09 PM (+sBB4)

30 Sacred Honor compels me to tell you that, yes...Mike is running, and that yes....I laid that sweet, sweet Huck.

Posted by: Will Folks at May 14, 2011 04:09 PM (XthHy)

31 Say he were to run, wouldn't fox have to pull his show asap?

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 14, 2011 08:07 PM (bAySe)

Yeah, they've already given him an ultimatum about that...

Posted by: antisocialist at May 14, 2011 04:09 PM (Rwudm)

32 Yeah, he's going after Teh Mormon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:09 PM (UOM48)

33 Strauss-Kahn, 62, was turned over to NYPD officers from the Midtown South precinct, and the case is being investigated by the Special Victims Unit." Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 08:08 PM (k1rwm) The show practically writes itself I guess

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 04:10 PM (i6RpT)

34 ol caroline is such a lib/dem operative par excellance...she is too scary

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:10 PM (k1rwm)

35 18 Jeezus. He's gonna wait till the end of the show. Like a fucking American Idol episode.

Well, I've got to get people to sit through this fucking thing somehow!

Posted by: Schmuck the Huck at May 14, 2011 04:10 PM (zzcyw)

36 Yeah boy, this is very Presidential- the fat, white Barack Obama when it come to inflated ego....and taxes. Screw this clown- run and lose Gomer

Posted by: jjshaka at May 14, 2011 04:10 PM (Cmrvd)

37 I love that family photo. It's enough to give fitness celebrity Michelle Obama a heart attack.

Posted by: ShreddyK at May 14, 2011 04:10 PM (c3DCZ)

38 If you're running for President, wouldn't that be the lead at least on YOUR OWN freakin' show? If it's the lead, then everyone's gonna switch channels after the announcement. No, to maintain the ratings number, you do the big reveal at the end of the show, make everyone watch for the complete hour.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 04:10 PM (9Lm5R)

39 The guy pardoned a thousand people.  We know for certain one of them killed again.  I really don't see how he can win the primary unless our entire field is so pants on head stupid they neglect to mention this.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 14, 2011 04:10 PM (uhAkr)

40 Hey Huckabee, take your fuckin' talents to Celebration Village, fuckwit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:10 PM (xMT+4)

41 I'm waiting with bated breath.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 04:11 PM (c0A3e)

42 No matter what, God will get the blame.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 04:11 PM (64xTs)

43 He has to run to stop Romney- he's totally convinced that Mitt has cloven hoofs- he's that fucking nuts about Mormonism.

Posted by: jjshaka at May 14, 2011 04:11 PM (Cmrvd)

44 Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 08:10 PM (i6RpT)

the drama's already built in with the "two minutes to spare" element.  This should get very interesting though, very interesting.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:11 PM (k1rwm)

45 I don't know if I can sit through this circus. 

Even his dimples creep me out.  And the family photo linked above.....jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:11 PM (UOM48)

46 I'm takin' my talents to the White House!

Posted by: Mike Huckabee at May 14, 2011 04:12 PM (BP6Z1)

47 I'm waiting with bated breath. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 08:11 PM (c0A3e) I'm waiting with beer breath

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 04:12 PM (i6RpT)

48 I don't want him to run, but the Huck Hate is a little weird.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:12 PM (+sBB4)

49 I wont believe he is running until he says so. He has no organization and sucks at fundraising. That would leave a bad start. I think he will move to Beck's old time slot or something to that efecet. He said he was going to shock people. Announcing he is running would not be shocking.

Posted by: flapjackmaka at May 14, 2011 04:12 PM (F+55I)

50 All that's left is for McDole to run, and the cast of the '008 fiasco will be ready for their reunion tour.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 14, 2011 04:12 PM (GUxTi)

51 I'd love to see him in a debate up against....anyone (except RON PAUL11!!11).  Cain would calmly take him to the cleaners.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:12 PM (UOM48)

52 I've read a couple of articles that say the last time around folks were "restrained" in bringing out stuff and they could have brought out more, so you would think he may have read the same articles I did and quit while he's ahead and a tv star.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:13 PM (k1rwm)

53 Strauss-Kahn, 62, was turned over to NYPD officers from the Midtown South precinct, and the case is being investigated by the Special Victims Unit." He was framed by the Vast Right-Wing Teabagger Conspiracy.

Posted by: Jack McCoy at May 14, 2011 04:13 PM (9Lm5R)

54 8 The Huckster's family photo.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 08:06 PM (1fB+3)

He's just running so he and his (re photo) can dine at the campaign contributors expense until the cows come home. He won't concede either. He'll have to be defeated. Hunger has no boundaries... or politics.

If I was a cow or a pig, I'd be worried.

Posted by: torabora at May 14, 2011 04:14 PM (Ia7zA)

55 I totally get the ratings angle now that people have brought it up. I was thinking more of him squeaking out one free hour of a campain kickoff commercial, but I guess that's not the way the game is being played at the moment.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:14 PM (xMT+4)

56 What will fund his mortgage after he leaves too? Plus, I dont think Fox would allow him to use his show to announce. Itjust does not seem he is running.

Posted by: flapjackmaka at May 14, 2011 04:14 PM (F+55I)

57 >>48 I don't want him to run, but the Huck Hate is a little weird.

We don't hate him, we wish he was with Jesus.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 04:14 PM (1fB+3)

58 That bitch ain't runnin' nowhere.

Posted by: Huck's $2.8M FL Mortgage at May 14, 2011 04:15 PM (nQR0p)

59 Really tone deaf guy singing the Natl Anthem at the Bruins game.

Bad.  Real bad.  (The autistic guy was better...)


I denounce myself

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:15 PM (pW2o8)

61

Just numb yourself with alcohol.  My liver hates me, but it makes this shit easier. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 08:09 PM (UOM4

I cracked a bottle of Maker's Mark earlier.   In the last 2 years I've progressed from only drinking occasionlly to almost every night.   Started off with beer and wine, and have progressed, now, to bourbon.

This shit's going to kill me, and I'm not talking about the whiskey.

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 04:16 PM (AkdC5)

62 Really tone deaf guy singing the Natl Anthem at the Bruins game. Bad. Real bad. (The autistic guy was better...) I denounce myself Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 08:15 PM (pW2o Would you rather have Rosanne Barr?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 04:16 PM (i6RpT)

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 14, 2011 04:16 PM (qIHlG)

64 With any luck, the big announce will be that he's taking the bass spot on the Van Halen North American Tour this summer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 04:16 PM (9Lm5R)

65 60 IMF Head Dragged Off Plane in NYC, Arrested, Accused of Sodomizing Hotel Maid...

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 14, 2011 08:15 PM (qIHlG)

That's a bad thing, Right?

Posted by: Tom at May 14, 2011 04:17 PM (nQR0p)

66 64
With any luck, the big announce will be that he's taking the bass spot on the Van Halen North American Tour this summer.

Yessss!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:17 PM (UOM48)

67 At least Y-not has the good sense to watch hockey instead!

Posted by: logprof at May 14, 2011 04:17 PM (BP6Z1)

68 I don't "hate" Huck in any meaningful way, but I would definitely fall into the "Huck-hater" category. By which I mean that he is at the bottom of the bottom of the barrel (nestled up against Ron Paul) when it comes to GOP Presidential possibilities. And he's a douchebag.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:17 PM (xMT+4)

70 Would you rather have Rosanne Barr?

Of course not.  But it's a friggin' playoffs game.  Either give it to some heart-warming story person (recent veteran perhaps?) or get someone who can sing. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:17 PM (pW2o8)

71 >>I don't want him to run, but the Huck Hate is a little weird. Please. Did you sleep through the last election? The bigotry and Praise Jeebus bullshit he pulled not to mention the little tag team game he played with McCain while the msm gave him a free pass earned him the hate. I will definitely vote for Ron Paul before I'd ever vote for this hateful, bigoted fat fuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 04:18 PM (TMB3S)

72 He was framed by the Vast Right-Wing Teabagger Conspiracy. Posted by: Jack McCoy at May 14, 2011 08:13 PM (9Lm5R) No, no. It was Big Pharma and HMOs.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 04:18 PM (64xTs)

73

I love how the NY Post has a picture of the IMF dude with Bush. OMG, Bush shook this guy's hand, he's not only a war criminal but he's buddies with a rapist! Eleventy!11!11!1

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 14, 2011 04:18 PM (RZ8pf)

74 I's like to be the 1st to welcome Huck into the race. There was a time when I never thought I'd be free to rape again and Huck helped me out of that jam. From the bottom of my black heart, Thanks a million!

Posted by: maurice clemmons at May 14, 2011 04:18 PM (Ia7zA)

75 He's milking the flooding.

His sons could have made themselves useful and served as giant sand bags.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:18 PM (UOM48)

76

"But Sarkozy, who still sees Strauss-Kahn as his likeliest electoral rival, is believed in France to have maneuvered him out of France by backing him to head the Washington-based International Monetary Fund.

Strauss-Kahn is married to New York-born Anne Sinclair, a leading French TV journalist."

the comments after the post article are hysterical

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:18 PM (k1rwm)

77

 Really tone deaf guy singing the Natl Anthem at the Bruins game.

Bad. Real bad. (The autistic guy was better...)


Dude are you insulting the great Rene Rencourt!!!!  He's awesome.  Been singing for teh Bruins for 35 years!!!!

timmeh time.

Posted by: uncle joe at May 14, 2011 04:19 PM (qmeO0)

78 >>he's a douchebag

That's it. 

Politics aside, the guy is a prick. 


Of course, I'm a dirty papist living amongst heretics, so what do I know? 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:19 PM (pW2o8)

79 I would sooner vote for Ron Paul than Fuckabee.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 14, 2011 04:19 PM (YxBuk)

80 61, Makers Mark is my favorite corn squeezens evah, You sir have good taste. Your liver will be greatful and not shrival and die...........as fast.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:19 PM (Jq4xH)

81

I could go on for hours about my policy disagreements with Huckabee.

But he's incredibly better than Obama (I know, low bar), so he's got that going for him. I welcome him to the contest if he runs, the more the merrier.

It is my view that proper voting is always done on the curve. The founders never said voting had to be fun, or that you are guaranteed a candidate you like on which to spend your vote. They did say you have a duty to vote.

So they've got that going for them.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 14, 2011 04:19 PM (Usk3+)

82
I will definitely vote for Ron Paul before I'd ever vote for this hateful, bigoted fat fuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 08:18 PM (TMB3S)

This.

Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2011 04:19 PM (VuLos)

83

Strauss-Kahn, 62, was turned over to NYPD officers from the Midtown South precinct, and the case is being investigated by the Special Victims Unit."

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 08:08 PM

Love the picture.  How long did they have to look to find that, do you reckon?

Posted by: huerfano at May 14, 2011 04:19 PM (IN2A4)

84 @60-- The headline says sodomizing, but the article specifies he forced her to perform oral sex on him. Am I suddenly so old that the meanings of words have changed, or is this typical journalistic idiocy?

Posted by: AngelEm at May 14, 2011 04:19 PM (18RR9)

85 Douchebag gonna drag it out to the end for ratings?  Is that the mark of a serious person we need for serious times?

I think he's bulking up again.  That's why he wants to pass laws controlling what we eat.  So the decision will be taken out of his hands.  Personal responsibility?  Pfft.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 04:19 PM (1fanL)

86 A 'pastor' who stayed in the race to religion-bait McCain's only competitor on his behalf?  That's worthy of a mighty disdain.  Call it hate if you will.

Posted by: nickless at May 14, 2011 04:20 PM (MMC8r)

87 Is Obama flooding GOP districts?

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:20 PM (+sBB4)

88 how do you force some one to give you a blow job?

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:20 PM (k1rwm)

89 Dude are you insulting the great Rene Rencourt!!!!  He's awesome.  Been singing for teh Bruins for 35 years!!!!

OK, I figured he had to be someone, but I knew it wasn't the Blackhawks guy because that dude can sing.

My hubby's not here, otherwise he would have 'splained to me why this dude was singing. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:20 PM (pW2o8)

90

If this fucker does not announce in the next 2 minutes, the squirrel shooting spree begins in 5...4...3...2...

Posted by: TheJane at May 14, 2011 04:20 PM (Km/Pn)

91 I'd sooner vote for Mrs. Paul than Hucksterbee. Not his wife, the fish stick lady. You do like fish sticks?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:20 PM (Jq4xH)

92 In many State Codes Sodomy mean all kinds of different things.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 14, 2011 04:21 PM (qIHlG)

93 The founders never said voting had to be fun, or that you are guaranteed a candidate you like on which to spend your vote. They did say you have a duty to vote.

So they've got that going for them.


I did my damned duty when I was forced to vote for McCain.  No more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:21 PM (UOM48)

94 I don't "hate" Huck in any meaningful way, but I would definitely fall into the "Huck-hater" category. By which I mean that he is at the bottom of the bottom of the barrel (nestled up against Ron Paul) when it comes to GOP Presidential possibilities. And he's a douchebag.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 08:17 PM (xMT+4)

Really? Perhaps you missed the family photo earlier? I'm sure that'd turn your frown upside down!

Posted by: Mike "Huck & Jive" Huckabee at May 14, 2011 04:21 PM (XthHy)

95 The headline says sodomizing, but the article specifies he forced her to perform oral sex on him. Am I suddenly so old that the meanings of words have changed, or is this typical journalistic idiocy? Sodomy in the legal sense doesn't necessarily refer to a specific single sexual act.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 04:21 PM (9Lm5R)

96

Am I suddenly so old that the meanings of words have changed, or is this typical journalistic idiocy?

My understanding is that different states have different definitions of what falls under the term "sodomy"

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 14, 2011 04:21 PM (RZ8pf)

97

Is Chris Paul available?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:21 PM (xMT+4)

98 I'll eat my shoe if Huck's not running.  He's in.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 04:21 PM (NjYDy)

99 The headline says sodomizing, but the article specifies he forced her to perform oral sex on him. Am I suddenly so old that the meanings of words have changed, or is this typical journalistic idiocy? Posted by: AngelEm at May 14, 2011 08:19 PM (18RR9) depending on the jurisdiction, Oral Sex is often considered Sodomy. She should have bit his dick off

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 04:22 PM (i6RpT)

100 75 He's milking the flooding.

His sons could have made themselves useful and served as giant sand bags

---

Girl, you almost made me pee myself!  lol

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:22 PM (pW2o8)

101

OK, I figured he had to be someone, but I knew it wasn't the Blackhawks guy because that dude can sing.

My hubby's not here, otherwise he would have 'splained to me why this dude was singing. 

And you gotta love his vests!  He's so bad - he's good.

Posted by: uncle joe at May 14, 2011 04:22 PM (qmeO0)

102 cherry, here's a map of Louisiana, scroll down on the right.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:22 PM (k1rwm)

103

That's a bad thing, Right?

Posted by: Tom at May 14, 2011 08:17 PM (nQR0p)


We'll make sure to discuss it at his job interview.

Posted by: UN Peacekeepers at May 14, 2011 04:22 PM (/izg2)

104 The headline says sodomizing, but the article specifies he forced her to perform oral sex on him.

Am I suddenly so old that the meanings of words have changed, or is this typical journalistic idiocy?

You forgot to consider the possibility that the word "sodomy" doesn't mean what you think it means.  In point of fact "sodomy" covers both oral and anal sex.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 04:23 PM (NjYDy)

105 Plus huck is fat as a cow. He will only be able to run 5 feet before he collapses.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at May 14, 2011 04:23 PM (UisBX)

106 the comments after the post article are hysterical

What kind of media-retarded person reads, no less comments at/on the Daily News.  It's been a POS for at least 20 years.

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 14, 2011 04:23 PM (GcoHq)

107 I'm watching my State Legislature (MN). They are trying to pass a Stand your ground bill (IE you don't have to retreat before using deadly force). The libs are whining and crying (they are going to lose, it's gonna pass).

Much more entertaining than watching Fuckabee. Thats what bloggers are for

Posted by: Zakn at May 14, 2011 04:23 PM (zyaZ1)

108 I will definitely vote for Ron Paul before I'd ever vote for this hateful, bigoted fat fuck.

x10000000.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 14, 2011 04:23 PM (zzcyw)

109 how do you force some one to give you a blow job?

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 08:20 PM (k1rwm)


Here, let me show you...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 14, 2011 04:24 PM (MMC8r)

110 Damn him, he's going after the AC Slater voters now.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:24 PM (+sBB4)

111 Yeah, the dimpled fat one is going to wait until the last two minutes of his lame-ass show to tell us.

I wish I had a toenail fungus to tend to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:24 PM (UOM48)

112 Although it's funny how many of us AoS M&Ms have a detailed knowledge of the legal definition of sodomy.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 04:24 PM (9Lm5R)

113 Best way to describe Fuckabee - A Christian socialist-lite.

He's no different from the run of the mill quasi-lib, except for the book he uses to justify his big government schemes. 

/He'll be better than Obama, probably, but not by much.  2012 is the ABO election - Anybody But Obama.  But it doesn't mean I have to like it if Huck gets the nod.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 04:24 PM (c0A3e)

114 Gee, I used bing to find "imf director and obama" and the 2nd image found is him with MO and BO. But, yeah, I'm sure it is more relevant to show him shaking Bush's hand.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 14, 2011 04:24 PM (RZ8pf)

115 Much more entertaining than watching Fuckabee. Thats what bloggers are for That and getting something close to the truth.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:24 PM (Jq4xH)

116 I've held my nose and voted GOP for years- Dole, McCain and God knows how many worthless CA Rinos. I won't vote for this evil fat man- for some of the reasons Jack Straw posted.

Posted by: jjshaka at May 14, 2011 04:25 PM (Cmrvd)

117 Posted by: Zakn at May 14, 2011 08:23 PM

Hey, did you look at houses today?  Good luck with that. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:25 PM (pW2o8)

118 HEY!!!...WHAT ABOUT ME???

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 14, 2011 04:25 PM (xEXzN)

119 Somewhere in Arkansas, a village is missing its douchebag.

Wait.  Make that two villages.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 04:25 PM (1fanL)

120 He should rename his show The Old Time Political Snake Oil Hour

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 14, 2011 04:25 PM (GcoHq)

121

Here, let me show you...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 14, 2011 08:24 PM (MMC8r)


Don't forget to tell her to put a little ice on that afterwards.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 14, 2011 04:25 PM (/izg2)

122 I don't know how any of you can stand to watch him. I consider a minute of watching Huckabee as sodomizing myself.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at May 14, 2011 04:26 PM (XthHy)

123 I won't vote for this evil fat man- for some of the reasons Jack Straw posted.

Posted by: jjshaka at May 14, 2011 08:25 PM (Cmrvd)

Show of hands: in a Huck vs. Obama election, vote for Huck or sit out?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 04:26 PM (1fanL)

124 HEY!!!...WHAT ABOUT ME???

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 14, 2011 08:25 PM (xEXzN)

I could maybe, possibly, vomit on my ballot, even vote for you before Huck.

Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2011 04:26 PM (VuLos)

125 119 HEY!!!...WHAT ABOUT ME???

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at May 14, 2011 08:25 PM (xEXzN)


I hate you, too, lardass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:26 PM (UOM48)

126 Huckabee is getting fat again.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 04:26 PM (1fB+3)

127 BigFurHat at IOwnTheWorld Blog got busted by a family member for Molesting his daughter, what a sicko.

Posted by: Maximjones at May 14, 2011 04:27 PM (OsZOh)

128 Makers Mark is my favorite corn squeezens evah, You sir have good taste. Your liver will be greatful and not shrival and die...........as fast.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 08:19 PM (Jq4xH)

It's teh smoothest, and if I'm gonna be drinking I want teh good stuffs.

 

If the huckster announces he's running tonight after playing this thing for all it's worth, and the upper echelons at Fox knew what he was announcing, I am done with them.   Period.   There's no way they don't know what he's up to.  This is just so much bullshit. 

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 04:27 PM (AkdC5)

129 Show of hands: in a Huck vs. Obama election, vote for Huck or sit out?

I would vote for Huck.

I won't vote for Ron Paul (nor his son - not enough evidence that he isn't as bat-shit crazy as his dad). 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:27 PM (pW2o8)

130 The list of people I wouldn't vote for over Huckabee is a short one.

Got it?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 14, 2011 04:27 PM (5I0Yr)

131 /He'll be better than Obama, probably, but not by much.

I honestly cannot think of any respect in which he'd be any different than Obama.  Personally, politically, or policy-wise.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 14, 2011 04:27 PM (zzcyw)

132 Pay attention folks, the Hollywood crowd loves him.

Joy Behar on The View:  "You're my favorite Republican!!"  It was a love-fest between those two.

Beware.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:27 PM (UOM48)

133

Posted by: Mike "Huck & Jive" Huckabee

 

Did anybody ever tell your family that vertical stripes make you all look like that big retarded guy from L.A. Law?

No? They really should have.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:27 PM (xMT+4)

134 I won't vote for this evil fat man- for some of the reasons Jack Straw posted.

The universe is balanced:  Christie=Good fat man; Huckabee=Evil fat man

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 14, 2011 04:27 PM (GcoHq)

135

Although it's funny how many of us AoS M&Ms have a detailed knowledge of the legal definition of sodomy.....

I was lectured on it by a couple of gay men in Seattle at a social event. It was really crowded and I couldn't get away from them and they seemed very determined that I understand that sodomy doesn't just mean "butt sex".

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 14, 2011 04:28 PM (RZ8pf)

136

@61

Go back to the wine, friend. The red is good for the heart and the buzz is dreamy-er.

Try this Montepulciano d'Abruzzo I'm having sometime. This one is La Valetina, but they're all good in my experience. Interesting story, the grape is from Montepulciano, in Southern Tuscany. The wine was highly regarded. A fellow took vine cuttings to Abruzzo (Adriatic side, east of Rome), and found the grape produced an even better wine when grown in those lush mountains.

Ahhhh, wonderful!

Posted by: Meremortal at May 14, 2011 04:28 PM (Usk3+)

137 dagny's feces covered whore '12!!!1!1!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 14, 2011 04:28 PM (nBDXY)

138 One good excuse for voting for Huck is you got kicked in the head by a mule. And that just barely does it. The other is voting against Ebola. That's a much better reason.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 04:28 PM (64xTs)

139 I want the first person that has never eaten a delicious brownie, to throw the first stone at the fat man.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:28 PM (+sBB4)

140 Hucksterbees jowls have jowls.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:28 PM (Jq4xH)

141 I did go look at houses today. It went very well. The one I looked at today was more of a cabin that has been redone to be a full time residence.

It was built back in 1961 and in 1961 this place would have been in the sticks for sure. It's on what a Texan would call a stock tank, but it's a small lake. So it's got a great view.

House needs a shitload of work, but it's interesting. And cheap. And extremely close to where I work.

Posted by: Zakn at May 14, 2011 04:28 PM (zyaZ1)

142 A 'pastor' who stayed in the race to religion-bait McCain's only competitor on his behalf?

Huckabee sucks, but this isn't what happened.  Huckabee winning in Iowa and beating Mitt wasn't 'staying' in the race.  Huckabee came into the public eye because Iowa had pretty much rejected Romney (and he advocated Fair Tax, which was popular with the caucus).  After that, why should he get out of the race?

Let's not even get into the 'floating cross' stupidity.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 14, 2011 04:29 PM (uhAkr)

143 I honestly cannot think of any respect in which he'd be any different than Obama.  Personally, politically, or policy-wise.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 14, 2011 08:27 PM (zzcyw)

I've asked that on here several times....what difference is there between Huck and Obama besides the letter after their name.  No one ever answers.

If we are truly DOOOOMED, as Monty says, then let it be on Bambi's head.

Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2011 04:29 PM (VuLos)

144

So basically, all his production staff is now waiting to find out if they'll have a job or not next week?


Have I got that right?

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 14, 2011 04:29 PM (bAySe)

145 He would be horrified to learn his "maybe I'll run announcement show" was jointed by a sodomy arrest report.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:29 PM (k1rwm)

146 Show of hands: in a Huck vs. Obama election, vote for Huck or sit out? I'll never sit out an election again, neither for ideological reasons or through laziness. Which is why in the primary, Huck delenda est. I really don't want to get into that position in the general.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 04:29 PM (9Lm5R)

147 He's even on Moochelle's Battle on Fat bandwagon....and in his and his family's case, it ain't working.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:29 PM (UOM48)

148 The universe is balanced:  Christie=Good fat man; Huckabee=Evil fat man

hehe

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:29 PM (+sBB4)

149 Show of hands: in a Huck vs. Obama election, vote for Huck or sit out?

I'd vote for Huck, because Obama needs to fucking go yesterday.  But I'd cleanse myself Ace Ventura-style immediately after getting home from casting the ballot. 

And I'd have the hope that Huck the Smuck might "grow" in office, but in the other direction - towards the right.

/But hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 04:29 PM (c0A3e)

150

The Huckster is the reason we have Obamacare.  If he hadn't stayed in the race and split the anti-McCain vote. Romney would have been the nominee, and he'd have lost to Obama by a smaller margin than McCain, which would have saved GOP Senate seats in Minnesota and Alaska.  . 

Posted by: Jon at May 14, 2011 04:29 PM (bDfMt)

151 Huck: The Southern Christie

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:30 PM (+sBB4)

152

The "leaked" e-mail makes it sound like he's running.  The fact that it was "leaked" (does anyone think that Huck didn't want it made public?) kinda suggests he isn't.

In other words, I still don't know if he's running, and I'm not interested in watching his show to find out.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:30 PM (WRW1S)

153 Show of hands: in a Huck vs. Obama election, vote for Huck or sit out?

I'd have to take a while to think about it, and I'm in the "any GOP candidate would be an improvement over Obama" camp.  That's how bad the Huckster is.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 14, 2011 04:30 PM (zzcyw)

154 >>>Show of hands: in a Huck vs. Obama election, vote for Huck or sit out?

Are you kidding?  I'd vote Huck four times if I could (and in Chicago I could!).

I don't like the husky huckster, but I've previously said I'd vote for Satan if he got the GOP nomination and I'm sticking to that.  Anyone who answers differently Doesn't Fucking Get It.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 04:30 PM (NjYDy)

155 Maybe he's going to announce that he ate one of his kids.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 04:30 PM (1fB+3)

156 I honestly cannot think of any respect in which he'd be any different than Obama.  Personally, politically, or policy-wise.

He's a Christian and not Muslim. So there's that.

Yes, I went there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 14, 2011 04:30 PM (YxBuk)

157 Huckabee sucks, but this isn't what happened.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 14, 2011 08:29 PM (uhAkr)

Well now he DID religion-bait.  And nobody can say for sure what motivated him to stay in the race.  And he's also a big-gummint liberal.  And he wants to force his lifestyle choices on the rest of us.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 04:31 PM (1fanL)

158

Posted by: Jon at May 14, 2011 08:29 PM (bDfMt)

I'll be sure to mention that to Gov. Romney when I meet him.

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 14, 2011 04:31 PM (GcoHq)

159

I did my damned duty when I was forced to vote for McCain.  No more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 08:21 PM (UOM4

Jane, I've read many of your posts. You are wonderful.

I'm not worried in the least about your behavior in the booth. You are a true patriot and will think of the country.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 14, 2011 04:31 PM (Usk3+)

160 Huckabee reminds me of one of those pervy uncles that talks a good talk about god and then molests his nieces in the back bedroom.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 14, 2011 04:31 PM (RZ8pf)

161 151, and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's little green ass while hoppin.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:31 PM (Jq4xH)

162 Huck: The Southern Christie

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 08:30 PM (+sBB4)

Which lifestyle choices does Christie want to force on us?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 04:32 PM (1fanL)

163 House needs a shitload of work, but it's interesting. And cheap. And extremely close to where I work.

Are you handy? 

Good luck with your search!

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:32 PM (pW2o8)

164 Satan 2012

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:32 PM (+sBB4)

165 Well, if he won, we'd have another large-ass FLOTUS in the WH. 

I'm getting depressed just waiting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:32 PM (UOM48)

166 I'll never sit out an election again, neither for ideological reasons or through laziness. Which is why in the primary, Huck delenda est. I really don't want to get into that position in the general.

This.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 14, 2011 04:33 PM (YxBuk)

167 Huckabee reminds me of one of those pervy uncles that talks a good talk about god and then molests his nieces in the back bedroom. Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 14, 2011 08:31 PM (RZ8pf) Ya know i do NOT support Huckabee in any way what so ever. But I don't get the hatred directed at him. He seems like a decent guy to me. Shitty candidate, but decent guy.

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 04:33 PM (i6RpT)

168 >>Show of hands: in a Huck vs. Obama election, vote for Huck or sit out? I won't sit out. I vote. But I reject the idea that my only options are Obama, Huck or sitting out. I don't care if my vote is considered a throw away. I live in MA, it usually is. But I won't vote for the least worst piece of shit just because they are the two being proposed by the leading parties.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 04:33 PM (TMB3S)

169

The Huckster is the reason we have Obamacare. If he hadn't stayed in the race and split the anti-McCain vote. Romney would have been the nominee, and he'd have lost to Obama by a smaller margin than McCain, which would have saved GOP Senate seats in Minnesota and Alaska. .

That's stetching it a bit I think.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:33 PM (WRW1S)

170 Which lifestyle choices does Christie want to force on us?

Oh good Lord.  Give up the sodomy.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:33 PM (+sBB4)

171 Over/under on whether we have to sit through a guitar session before he announces whatever?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:33 PM (UOM48)

172 If they nominate huckabee it means they've agreed to lose and let BO have another term.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:33 PM (k1rwm)

173 Huckabee winning in Iowa and beating Mitt wasn't 'staying' in the race.

Late in the run, when he did start the religion-baiting, it was obvious he wouldn't win but he just stayed in and went full anti-Mitt.  That's when he went from lousy candidate to douchebag.

Posted by: nickless at May 14, 2011 04:34 PM (MMC8r)

174

If he announces "Yea" tonight, his ratings will be touted as "through the roof!', but nobody will mention how many of us are watching just for the mockutainment factor.

Don't do it, Huck. There's an easier hustle out there somewhere. have faith in yourself, you'll find it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:34 PM (xMT+4)

175 He's a Christian and not Muslim. So there's that.

Yes, I went there.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 14, 2011 08:30 PM (YxBuk)


Ahahahaha shit

Posted by: ShreddyK at May 14, 2011 04:34 PM (c3DCZ)

176 Lightning draw first blood

Posted by: logprof at May 14, 2011 04:34 PM (BP6Z1)

177 This just in: Not making an announcement tonight will be four police officers.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 14, 2011 04:34 PM (5I0Yr)

178

I won't sit out. I vote. But I reject the idea that my only options are Obama, Huck or sitting out.

I don't care if my vote is considered a throw away. I live in MA, it usually is. But I won't vote for the least worst piece of shit just because they are the two being proposed by the leading parties.

OMG you're going to write-in Teh Fred!!!

I knew you'd come around eventually.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:34 PM (WRW1S)

179 He seems like a decent guy to me. Shitty candidate, but decent guy.

Don't you remember the snide, sexist shit he threw at Palin? 

The guy's a jerk. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:34 PM (pW2o8)

180 It's as important to me who we have as CiC as POTUS.  Our military have suffered enough, especially under General Gutsy Call.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:35 PM (UOM48)

181 Damn, 2-0!!  Shit.

Posted by: logprof at May 14, 2011 04:35 PM (BP6Z1)

182 By the way, everyone (and especially Ace) ought to read this FANTASTIC article in the Weekly Standard about the 'conversion' of David Mamet from liberal to conservative: http://tinyurl.com/3dpsxkd

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 04:35 PM (NjYDy)

183 Shit!  Bruins gave up a second goal.

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:35 PM (pW2o8)

184 I've actually met the guy. He's a good dude. It was at the Freerepublic Inaugural ball in 2000. His band played there.

Got hella drunk. Good Times Good Times.

(but yea, he's not my choice in the Primary)

Posted by: Zakn at May 14, 2011 04:35 PM (zyaZ1)

185 OK he's got Ted on, that's a bit of entertainment.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:35 PM (Jq4xH)

186 Damn, he's selling books now.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:35 PM (+sBB4)

187 Oh hells....Teh Noog.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:36 PM (UOM48)

188 Ya know i do NOT support Huckabee in any way what so ever. But I don't get the hatred directed at him. He seems like a decent guy to me. Shitty candidate, but decent guy.

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 08:33 PM (i6RpT)

Not.  NOT!  He's a self-righteous, morally superior jackass who thinks he knows better than the rest of us and is willing to use the coercive power of the gummint to force us to emulate him.  And he's, at best, a sucker, who gave clemency to criminals who'd been "saved," right up until they got out of jail and committed more crimes.

BIRM.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 04:36 PM (1fanL)

189

Show of hands: in a Huck vs. Obama election, vote for Huck or sit out?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 08:26 PM (1fanL)

--Fuckabee, but 'd have to get trashed first.

Posted by: logprof at May 14, 2011 04:36 PM (BP6Z1)

190 72 133 Pay attention folks, the Hollywood crowd loves him.

Joy Behar on The View:  "You're my favorite Republican!!"  It was a love-fest between those two.

Beware.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 08:27 PM (UOM4

They love him as much as they loved McCain.

They loved McCain until after the primaries, which was when the long knives came out.  Huck's popularity would meet the same fate. 

That being said, as ITC said, we must do our best to make sure he doesn't win the primary. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 04:36 PM (c0A3e)

191 That's stretching it a bit I think.

You're telling me!

Posted by: Huckabee's overly tight pants at May 14, 2011 04:36 PM (pW2o8)

192 Jane D'oh - vote your conscience!  That's the power we have as voters.

That being said, I did that when I pulled the handle for Ross Perot and then regretted it.  Not advocatin', just sayin'.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 14, 2011 04:37 PM (/izg2)

193 This guy is good with a longbow.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 14, 2011 04:37 PM (qIHlG)

194 Am I too late for the collective, "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 14, 2011 04:37 PM (6neGz)

195 Decent guy? Huck? Would you leave him alone with your wallet?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 04:37 PM (64xTs)

196 Huckabee is a Christian socialist. If he wasn't socially conservative, he may as well be a leftist. Beyond social issues, there is *nothing* even remotely conservative about him.

He let a man murder 4 cops in Seattle. So no.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 14, 2011 04:37 PM (YxBuk)

197

Go back to the wine, friend. The red is good for the heart and the buzz is dreamy-er.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 14, 2011 08:28 PM (Usk3+)

Oh, you misunderstood.   I didn't say I stopped drinking wine.   I'm just going with the bourbon tonight, 'cause... well, liquor's quicker, and I'm afraid I'm going to need it.

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 04:37 PM (AkdC5)

198

 If they nominate huckabee it means they've agreed to lose and let BO have another term.

For all his faults (and they are legion), electability isn't one of them.  His chances of beating Obama are about as good as anyone else in the race.

Still, I'd have to get drunk (again) before pulling the lever for him.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (WRW1S)

199 @8: Fat gene much? It must take a constant effort for him to keep the weight off. Hucka-twinkie.

Posted by: Old Sailor at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (/Ft4q)

200 >>OMG you're going to write-in Teh Fred!!! >>I knew you'd come around eventually. I was going to until he went full retard on the popular vote issue. I mean I loved his starring role in the great Reverse Mortgage thriller but I have to draw the line somewhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (TMB3S)

201 Oh man, way too much bad golf today, way too much beer- now, Fuckabee being Fuckabee, now Sarah Fuckin Silverman on the Fox broadcast of the Yankee/Sox game...Yeesh, at leat I have a fridge full of beer.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (uIz80)

202 He seems like a decent guy to me. Shitty candidate, but decent guy. Don't you remember the snide, sexist shit he threw at Palin? The guy's a jerk. Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 08:34 PM (pW2o Actually not really. Palin had so much shit thrown at her, it was hard to keep track. And A few of my patients work at FOX and say he is a nice guy.

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (i6RpT)

203 A hypothetical Obama/Huckabee race reminds me of nothing so much as the Edwin Edwards / David Duke matchup of '91.

In the end enough people held their breath and voted in Edwards for a fourth term.  Absolutely nobody wanted to*, but the alternative was just that horrific.

Obama/Huckabee would be something like that, except we'd have our choice between two equally hateful, bigoted, and evil fucks, and Obama sure ain't Edwards.

So yes, if Huckabee is the GOP nominee I sit the election out.

Fortunately, he has almost zero chance of getting the nomination.


*I'm probably kidding myself there; after ten years in federal prison we've made him a fucking folk hero

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (zzcyw)

204 Late in the run, when he did start the religion-baiting, it was obvious he wouldn't win but he just stayed in and went full anti-Mitt. That's when he went from lousy candidate to douchebag. Exactly what turned me from Huck-meh to Huck-loathing. And i don't even like Mitt that much.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (9Lm5R)

205 173 Over/under on whether we have to sit through a guitar session before he announces whatever?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 08:33 PM (UOM4

He plays bass. He's mediocre (I was a pro). It could be worse. Guitar used incorrectly can really hurt you, he's innocuous on the bass.

When is the damn show over?

Posted by: Meremortal at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (Usk3+)

206 One of my friends said tonight that the seals were worried about their identities being revealed, is that true?  She was saying she thinks journalists are really trying to find out who those guys were and even she, a lib, lib/dem....thought that was horrific if they were.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (k1rwm)

207 Give it up on the pardons.  Please, the guy was a governor.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (+sBB4)

208

Not.  NOT!  He's a self-righteous, morally superior jackass who thinks he knows better than the rest of us and is willing to use the coercive power of the gummint to force us to emulate him.  And he's, at best, a sucker, who gave clemency to criminals who'd been "saved," right up until they got out of jail and committed more crimes.

Obama or Huck?

Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (DNikR)

209 194 Jane D'oh - vote your conscience!  That's the power we have as voters.

That being said, I did that when I pulled the handle for Ross Perot and then regretted it.  Not advocatin', just sayin'.

I've never sat out an election (should have in my libtard days when I voted for Clinton in his first election....shudder).  And if forced to, I'll vote for the Huckster, but it depresses the hell out of me to vote for someone I don't believe in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (UOM48)

210 Actually, I too think that Huckabee seems like a decent enough guy.  Certainly he's awesome on Red Eye (his endorsement video for death-metal band Torche was truly legendary), and seems like a genuinely serious Christian.  It's his fucking POLICIES I can't stand.

I'm not one of those people who needs to personalize every political disagreement I have in order to make myself feel better.  I don't need to pretend that Huckabee is somehow a rotten human being merely because he's emphatically not the guy I want to get the Republican nomination.  That's pretty douchey in its own right.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (NjYDy)

211 This hurts Ted's credibility.

Posted by: ShreddyK at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (c3DCZ)

212

Ya know i do NOT support Huckabee in any way what so ever. But I don't get the hatred directed at him. He seems like a decent guy to me. Shitty candidate, but decent guy.

I don't hate him. I actually have about zero political opinion about him, I came to the Republican side of the 2008 election late and I really haven't followed any of his pronouncements since then. But, there is something about his appearance, coupled with his earnest and sincere personality that makes me distrust him.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 14, 2011 04:38 PM (RZ8pf)

213 Would you leave him alone with your wallet?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 08:37 PM (64xTs)

He'd steal your money, but he'd use it for a good cause. 

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 04:39 PM (1fanL)

214 Which lifestyle choices does Christie want to force on us? -------------------------------------- We have lifestyle choices now? Cool! I want to be a rock star.

Posted by: David at May 14, 2011 04:39 PM (4t9J5)

215 Damn, 3-0

A rout is on.

Posted by: logprof at May 14, 2011 04:39 PM (BP6Z1)

216 Huck/Obama general

this state will go so overwhelmingly for Obama that I could afford to write in someone more acceptable. 

If I was in a state where my vote could actually matter - I'd vote Huck and try to forget it ASAP 

Posted by: some wench at May 14, 2011 04:40 PM (bqjJT)

217 I'd vote for Bill Clinton over Huckabee, if that were the choice.

Posted by: nickless at May 14, 2011 04:40 PM (MMC8r)

218 Blow me or the world financial system will collapse! There will be martial law and tanks in the street if first you don't blow me.

Posted by: Dominque Strauss-Kahn at May 14, 2011 04:40 PM (VVB18)

219 I vote Huck over Mugabe.

Posted by: mghorning at May 14, 2011 04:40 PM (GH0Vk)

220 I don't think he's running, but don't ask me why--I don't know why.

Posted by: Bugler at May 14, 2011 04:40 PM (VXBR1)

221 And the Bruins are collapsing.

Shit. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:40 PM (pW2o8)

222 120 Somewhere in Arkansas, a village is missing its douchebag.

Wait.  Make that two villages.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 08:25 PM (1fanL)

You do know he and Willie Jeff are both from Hope,AR. don't you?

Posted by: Tom at May 14, 2011 04:40 PM (nQR0p)

223 In this whole country there's not a shiny, non-polarizing, sincere conservative to run for POTUS?

Posted by: Srsly? at May 14, 2011 04:40 PM (Hic+o)

224 Yeah me too.  Seems to happen a lot though.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 14, 2011 04:40 PM (/izg2)

225 He's gonna say he isn't running and will support Palin if she runs.

Posted by: Cheep red wine at May 14, 2011 04:41 PM (1mneR)

226

You do know he and Willie Jeff are both from Hope,AR. don't you?

Posted by: Tom at May 14, 2011 08:40 PM (nQR0p)

Good Lord.  We need to burn the village to save the village.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 04:41 PM (1fanL)

227 Herman Cain, until I find someone better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:41 PM (UOM48)

228 I'm not one of those people who needs to personalize every political disagreement I have in order to make myself feel better. You know, we don't either.

Posted by: 4 Dead Cops at May 14, 2011 04:41 PM (Jq4xH)

229 I hope they do the apple bow bit.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 14, 2011 04:41 PM (qIHlG)

230 I don't think he's running either but damn I'm having to watch this lame show.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:41 PM (k1rwm)

231

Oh, you misunderstood.   I didn't say I stopped drinking wine.   I'm just going with the bourbon tonight, 'cause... well, liquor's quicker, and I'm afraid I'm going to need it.

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 08:37 PM (AkdC5)

Excellent!

Cheers, Steph!

Posted by: Meremortal at May 14, 2011 04:41 PM (Usk3+)

232 >>Huckabee sucks, but this isn't what happened. Huckabee winning in Iowa and beating Mitt wasn't 'staying' in the race. Bullshit. Did you even watch the race? Take a good hard look at what happened in W. VA which is what ultimately tipped the race to McCain. Huckabee was an also ran in every state after Iowa. You can thank Huck for President McCain.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 04:41 PM (TMB3S)

233 If Huck is the nominee, the Maya will have won.

Posted by: sulla at May 14, 2011 04:42 PM (6rKC7)

234 211 Give it up on the pardons.  Please, the guy was a governor.

No, he doesn't get a pass on that.  Huckabee ignored all the signs and let an unreformed/unrepentant criminal go when he clearly did not deserve it. While the deaths of those policemen in Seattle isn't directly on his head, his negligence as an agent of justice caused those officer's deaths all the same.  That is the responsibility and guilt he'll have to carry with him for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 04:42 PM (c0A3e)

235

That's stetching it a bit I think.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 08:33 PM (WRW1S)


I don't think it is at all.  Romney would easily have been a stronger nominee than McCain.  He didn't have built-in hatred from the base that McCain cultivated over a decade; he wouldn't have flaked out and suspended his campaign at a crucial time; he wouldn't have been able to be tied to Bush as easily as McCain was in the minds of lefty voters, and he wouldn't have been such a drag on downticket races.  At the very minimum Coleman could have been saved.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 14, 2011 04:42 PM (zzcyw)

236 If he announces he's NOT running, the blogosphere will explode. Really.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:42 PM (+sBB4)

237 230 Herman Cain, until I find someone better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 08:41 PM (UOM4


We are on the same page!

Posted by: NC Ref at May 14, 2011 04:42 PM (/izg2)

238 Hey Srsly?, the people you described spend their lives doing real jobs instead of running for office. This is forever a game of "least worst of."

Posted by: ShreddyK at May 14, 2011 04:42 PM (c3DCZ)

239 Herman Cain, until I find someone better. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 08:41 PM (UOM4 Yep. Cain rocks.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 04:43 PM (64xTs)

240 Cain is a good first date.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:44 PM (+sBB4)

241 Willie Horton times 4. He is doomed if the Demonrats pick our candidate again. He can't win.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 14, 2011 04:44 PM (qIHlG)

242 228 He's gonna say he isn't running and will support Palin if she runs.

*snort* You're kidding, right?  He's trashed her.  He has this way of going after his opponents in a nasty, underhanded way, and then giving that wide-eyed, innocent preacher look like, "What?  I didn't say anything!"

Not against preachers here.  We have a great one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:44 PM (UOM48)

243 Well is Puddinhead in or out? I can't watch. Hopefully this doesn't cause Daniels to wet himself.

Posted by: Sub-tard Goober at May 14, 2011 04:44 PM (fy8R6)

244 239, well batten down the hatches honey bunny, he aint runnin.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:44 PM (Jq4xH)

245 I'm not one of those people who needs to personalize every political disagreement I have in order to make myself feel better.  I don't need to pretend that Huckabee is somehow a rotten human being merely because he's emphatically not the guy I want to get the Republican nomination.  That's pretty douchey in its own right.

If you don't recognize Huckster as absolute scum on a personal level, then you've been in a coma for the last three years.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 14, 2011 04:44 PM (zzcyw)

246 If Romney gets the nomination, I just hope he is smart enough to outsource the charisma acquisition in a VP.  Lasso Alan West, and he has a chance.  It's not that it's that material to the POTUS job, but people want a ticket with a certain fight-charisma. That's just how it is.

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (GcoHq)

247 I would vote for a potted plant over Obama. So if Huckabee gets the nod, I'd count it as a ballot against Obama and not for Huckabee. But it would be wonderful to be able to vote for the top of the ticket again.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (RBSIp)

248 Bruins score.  Finally.

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (pW2o8)

249 Guitar session, as predicted.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (UOM48)

250 Well, y'all talked me into turning the show on.  Was planning on muting it till I saw the Nuge with his guitar.

Posted by: Bomber at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (d88g9)

251 Bruins staunch the bleeding.

3-1.

Then they play that damn Zombie Nation song.

Posted by: logprof at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (BP6Z1)

252

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 08:43 PM (64xTs)


Heh.  I knew you were cool.


And Game.  On.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (/izg2)

253

I don't think he's running either but damn I'm having to watch this lame show.

Just hit the refresh button for your browser; you'll know about 70 milliseconds after he says it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (WRW1S)

254 The nukelar scramble will be on if he says no.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (+sBB4)

255

He's gonna announce right after his "performance" with the Nuge?

Fucking A, this guy just rubs me wrong the way.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (xMT+4)

256 Somebody please explain why so many from Hotair and Ace hate Huckabee.  Romney was an awful candidate, and will still be just as bad in 2012.  Romneycare made him unacceptable, not Huckabee or Mormonism......nobody cares about his religion, they care that Romney comes off as completely phony.  If anything you should have enjoyed watching McCain slaughtered by the same left wing media he sucked up to.  Between the financial melt down and the Obama lovefest, Ronald Reagan himself wouldn't have won in 2008.

Posted by: wild1 at May 14, 2011 04:45 PM (nqctR)

257 Maybe he has Nugent there for moral support? 

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:46 PM (k1rwm)

258 Ted is 62?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 14, 2011 04:46 PM (qIHlG)

259 Huck playing bass behind the Nuge singing about VD.......heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 04:46 PM (9Lm5R)

260 Just hit the refresh button for your browser; you'll know about 70 milliseconds after he says it That's what I'm counting on. I'm not watching his crap.

Posted by: Bugler at May 14, 2011 04:46 PM (VXBR1)

261 I wanna have sex in the back of a 55 chevy after this song

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:46 PM (+sBB4)

262 Ted is 62?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 14, 2011 08:46 PM (qIHlG)

Yeah.  He wears the make-up well, huh?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 14, 2011 04:47 PM (6neGz)

263

Somebody please explain why so many from Hotair and Ace hate Huckabee.

His record.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:47 PM (WRW1S)

264

I don't have many natural talents, but one thing that has kept me out of a lot of shit is a natural instinct about people.   While some might think this fat fuck is a nice guy, I just don't see it.    He reeks of smarminess (is that a word?).   I wouldn't turn my back on him, or follow him anywhere.

He cannot be trusted to lead this country any more than the pos in office right now.

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 04:47 PM (AkdC5)

265 259 Somebody please explain why so many from Hotair and Ace hate Huckabee.  Romney was an awful candidate, and will still be just as bad in 2012.  Romneycare made him unacceptable, not Huckabee or Mormonism.

Not in 2008.  His health care background was considered an asset.

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:47 PM (pW2o8)

266 He ain't running.

Posted by: Tom at May 14, 2011 04:47 PM (nQR0p)

267 What a world class fat fucking clown. Shit, I promised myself no swearing tonight.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:47 PM (Jq4xH)

268 My kid plays guitar a million times better than Huck.  And can kill a bad guy with his bare hands.  So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:47 PM (UOM48)

269 yeah ... I'd agree he will say he is not running ... his "big announcement" might be that he is throwing support behind someone ... Bachmann?  He wouldn't throw support behind Palin without her announcing.

Huckster has done too many goofy things on his show and on Red Eye to run ... I would hope that's the case anyway ... not to mention the guy he pardoned that went on to kill again. 

Posted by: bill at May 14, 2011 04:47 PM (tvb5Z)

270 wild1, stop it with those facts and stuff.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:47 PM (+sBB4)

271 259 Somebody please explain...

What the fuck, dude?

Posted by: ShreddyK at May 14, 2011 04:47 PM (c3DCZ)

272 He's going to endorse Romney. Just to piss him off.

Posted by: sulla at May 14, 2011 04:48 PM (6rKC7)

273

Testing the water?

Posted by: SomeWhereSouthWest at May 14, 2011 04:48 PM (CyPWX)

274 259 Somebody please explain why so many from Hotair and Ace hate Huckabee.  Romney was an awful candidate, and will still be just as bad in 2012.  Romneycare made him unacceptable, not Huckabee or Mormonism.

It's an embarrassment to belong to a political party in which a major candidate slimes another one over his religion and then takes cheap shots at the VP nominee because he has some kind of hang up about women. 

I accept that there are bigots in my party, but I don't need to have my candidates pander to them.  If I wanted that, I'd be a Democrat. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:48 PM (pW2o8)

275 Whether he announces he's running or not, he just suckered a bunch of morons into watching his lame show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:49 PM (UOM48)

276

My question was a bit rhetorical, but thanks for the answer.

Herman Cain seems like my front runner for now.

Posted by: Srsly? at May 14, 2011 04:49 PM (Hic+o)

277 Uncle Ted!!!

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 04:49 PM (piMMO)

278 He's going to endorse Romney.

Just to piss him off.

Team Obama is already trying that approach.

Posted by: Bomber at May 14, 2011 04:49 PM (d88g9)

279 And if forced to, I'll vote for the Huckster, but it depresses the hell out of me to vote for someone I don't believe in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 08:38 PM (UOM4

As they say in Negril,

Don' worry...everyt'ing gonna be alright.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 14, 2011 04:49 PM (Usk3+)

280 I have a beer (can) ready to be popped in celebration or downed in sullen resignation when this shit-twist returns from his cat food/douche/whatever commercial.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:49 PM (xMT+4)

281 ace, I hope you have paid Pixy.  Circular firing squads in 3.2.1...

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:49 PM (+sBB4)

282 276 He's going to endorse Romney.

Just to piss him off.

Oh, could he please?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 14, 2011 04:49 PM (RBSIp)

283 Give it up on the pardons.  Please, the guy was a governor.

Ahnuld is about to take one up the bum for pardoning Nunez's murderer kid at the last second.  It's not sacrosanct and I suspect it's about to become less so.

Posted by: Peaches at May 14, 2011 04:50 PM (afUO8)

284

Huckster has done too many goofy things on his show and on Red Eye to run ... I would hope that's the case anyway ... not to mention the guy he pardoned that went on to kill again.

The pardons didn't keep him from coming in tied for second in 2008.  Don't see why they'd be a dealkiller now.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:50 PM (WRW1S)

285 He should have had a telethone:  "I need to raise $1 million before I will announce whether I'm running or not."

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 14, 2011 04:50 PM (GcoHq)

286 I hope he's not running but prepare for the dem-media to take this as a sign that "nobody wants to run against Obama".

Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2011 04:50 PM (DNikR)

287 Bob Dole is not amused. Or entertained.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 14, 2011 04:50 PM (VXBR1)

288

I think numerous people on this thread have justified, again and again, why there is a dislike of Huckabee.

I apologize for my inappropriate slam of him based entirely on his looks and his weird personality.

Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at May 14, 2011 04:50 PM (RZ8pf)

289 "Somebody please explain why so many from Hotair and Ace hate Huckabee." We pay attention.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 04:50 PM (64xTs)

290 Romney would easily have been a stronger nominee than McCain.

Nope.  Romney really sucks at campaigning.  He wouldn't have selected Palin, and he wouldn't have subsequently energized the base.  The exchanges with Obama he had during the primaries, he fared poorly.

Seriously, because the point bears repeating:  Romney lost the primaries because he is a shitty candidate, not because he is a Mormon.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 14, 2011 04:50 PM (uhAkr)

291 Four. Dead. Cops.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 14, 2011 04:51 PM (YxBuk)

292 Me?  I'm watching Redlettermedia's review of "The Phantom Menace" on my computer.  Who the fuck would want to watch the Huckabee show?  I'm counting on the Morons to clue me in.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 04:51 PM (NjYDy)

293

ace, I hope you have paid Pixy. Circular firing squads in 3.2.1...

FUCK YOU RINO COMMIE BASTARD!

Sorry, just practicing :p

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:51 PM (WRW1S)

294

The pardons didn't keep him from coming in tied for second in 2008.  Don't see why they'd be a dealkiller now.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 08:50 PM (WRW1S)

The cops were killed by the guy he pardoned in 2009.

Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2011 04:51 PM (VuLos)

295 @288 - in 2008, one of his pardonees hadn't killed four cops.

Posted by: sulla at May 14, 2011 04:51 PM (6rKC7)

296 The suspense is killing me.  I keep switching back and forth between Red Sox/Yankees and this

Posted by: jaimo at May 14, 2011 04:51 PM (w738x)

297

The pardons didn't keep him from coming in tied for second in 2008.  Don't see why they'd be a dealkiller now.


Four dead cops.

Posted by: nickless at May 14, 2011 04:51 PM (MMC8r)

298 Here it is...

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:51 PM (+sBB4)

299 Here's the huckster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:51 PM (UOM48)

300 here we go

Posted by: jaimo at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (w738x)

301 Politico says Obama wants to make the "success"
of the auto bailouts a part of the 2012 campaign.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (RBSIp)

302 Oh fuck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (UOM48)

303

Oh shit, here he goes. He's a victim.

 

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (xMT+4)

304 He's in.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (TMB3S)

305 He's a dick.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (1fB+3)

306 251 Bruins score.  Finally.

Fuck Hockey.  It even sounds stupid.


Posted by: mghorning at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (GH0Vk)

307 Here it comes.....noooooooo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (UOM48)

308 Shit...it sounds like he's running.  Fuck!

Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (VuLos)

309 Oh shit

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (piMMO)

310 He's in

Posted by: jaimo at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (w738x)

311 259 Somebody please explain why so many from Hotair and Ace hate Huckabee. I can't speak for anyone else, but my understanding is that he was a big-government, "compassionate conservative" type when he was governor of Arkansas. We don't need any more of that crap. I don't want the government to be compassionate. I want them to attend to their Constitutionally mandated duties and otherwise stay the fuck out of my way.

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (hZFhS)

312 oh shiiit

Posted by: bill at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (tvb5Z)

313 Don't see why they'd be a dealkiller now. Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 08:50 PM (WRW1S) Four murdered cops in Seattle.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (64xTs)

314

He should have had a telethone: "I need to raise $1 million before I will announce whether I'm running or not."

If it was "I need to raise $1 million or else I'll run", I'd have chipped in.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:52 PM (WRW1S)

315 We seem to have accepted the fact that our potential presidential candidates are now announcing their intentions from their own TV SHOWS! My how things have changed.

Posted by: David at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (4t9J5)

316 This self-serving bloated shit.

He knows damned well he has no shot at all.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (zzcyw)

317 He's running. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (UOM48)

318 Praying for a heart attack.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (1fB+3)

319 Get to it already you fuck!

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (piMMO)

320 The cops were killed by the guy Huckabee pardoned in 2009 douchebag. How the fuck could they affect the 2008 election you sucker of cock?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (qIHlG)

321 I'm really liking Cain too, but I can't stop thinking about what happened with Teh Fred last time... like I'm gonna have my heart broken again.

Posted by: ShreddyK at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (c3DCZ)

322 Shot at Daniels?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (1fB+3)

323 Wait a minute. I think he;s making excuses for NOT running.

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (piMMO)

324 Of course he's running.  Seriously people, did anyone think he WASN'T going to run after going to all this trouble for this show?

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (NjYDy)

325 308 He's in.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 08:52 PM (TMB3S)


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (afUO8)

326 He's dragging this out...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (c0A3e)

327 Your adult children, Huck?

The ones who torture dogs?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (zzcyw)

328 259 Somebody please explain why so many from Hotair and Ace hate Huckabee.  Romney was an awful candidate, and will still be just as bad in 2012.  Romneycare made him unacceptable, not Huckabee or Mormonism......nobody cares about his religion, they care that Romney comes off as completely phony.  If anything you should have enjoyed watching McCain slaughtered by the same left wing media he sucked up to.  Between the financial melt down and the Obama lovefest, Ronald Reagan himself wouldn't have won in 2008.

Posted by: wild1 at May 14, 2011 08:45 PM (nqctR)

--Not so much personal: I don't think he hates the USA like Obama, but he holds a lot of beliefs like amnesty that don;t sit well with anyone who wants to preserve the Republic we love.

Posted by: logprof at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (BP6Z1)

329

The TV is on, muted, right behind me. Reading comments is so much better than finding out from listening to Huck.

 

Posted by: Srsly? at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (Hic+o)

330 Not watching, but if he's telling his sorrowful life tale, he's in. That's all he did in 07/08

Posted by: Doc at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (jGXQI)

331 "pray".....here we go......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:53 PM (UOM48)

332 fuckin gomer

Posted by: robtr at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (MtwBb)

333 Jeebus wants him to run.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (TMB3S)

334 Will he just get on with it already?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (RBSIp)

335 He's the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, riding a heavily-sweatng Clydesdale.

Posted by: sulla at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (6rKC7)

336 but... but... but...

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (pW2o8)

337 no

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (+sBB4)

338 he asked Jesus

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (k1rwm)

339

He's gonna pull back (please, please, please!!)

 

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (xMT+4)

340

I am waiting to read it here, folks. Cannot watch and sear it in my eyeballs.

Laughed at the family photo above. OMG. That should be in that blog "Awkward Family Photos." The dog looks pretty freaked out like he is being choked.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (FnRYN)

341 yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Posted by: robtr at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (MtwBb)

342 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! HE'S NOT RUNNING!

Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (VuLos)

343 Woohoo!!!!!!

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (6neGz)

344 HOORAY!

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (pW2o8)

345 PRAISE JESUS

Posted by: bill at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (tvb5Z)

346 Toldjaso.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (Jq4xH)

347

The cops were killed by the guy he pardoned in 2009.

Ah- was thinking of the murdered girl before the primaries.

Yeah- that don't look good.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (WRW1S)

348 YES !!!!!!!!!

Fat Boy Slim is NOT running

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (UqKQV)

349 Praise Jesus!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (1fB+3)

350

NO HUCK! WIN!

Posted by: Paper at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (VoSja)

351 Nope.

Posted by: huerfano at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (IN2A4)

352 Whew!

Posted by: Zakn at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (zyaZ1)

353 he's not running

his heart isn't in it

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (k1rwm)

354 THANK YOU JESUS!

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (pW2o8)

355 Told you Bitchez!!!



Posted by: Tom at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (nQR0p)

356

 Wooo hoooo!!!!!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:54 PM (xMT+4)

357 5 I predict he'll say something to the effect:

After months of prayer, I've decided my country needs me too much to not run. 

It physically hurt to type that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 08:04 PM (UOM4


My prediction earlier.  Am I good, or what?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (UOM48)

358

Yes!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (dWPyO)

359 >>>128 BigFurHat at IOwnTheWorld Blog got busted by a family member for Molesting his daughter, what a sicko.

Posted by: Maximjones at May 14, 2011 08:27 PM (OsZOh)

Link?

Posted by: Museisluse at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (a8aqn)

360 Palin wins

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (+sBB4)

361 Oh shit, my last post make me look retarded! 

I couldn't be happier to look like a complete fucking clown!

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (NjYDy)

362 I've been having an affair with Little Debbie.

Posted by: Huck at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (MMC8r)

363 328 Of course he's running.  Seriously people, did anyone think he WASN'T going to run after going to all this trouble for this show?
Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 08:53 PM (NjYDy)

Not running.

As usual, you're batting a thousand. 

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (zzcyw)

364 Shit it's a no.  Wow  Fox must be paying him a boatload of money.  Plus why would he want to take on the shitstorm Barky's going to leave

Posted by: jaimo at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (w738x)

365

Jesus done right this time.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (bAySe)

366 Wow

Posted by: AD at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (KkgaV)

367 oops.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (UOM48)

368 Bob Dole is celebrating.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (VXBR1)

369 I'LL BE IN MY BUNK

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (5I0Yr)

370 How's the dummy now?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (1fB+3)

371

For reals?   He's not?  Really?   Please don't be shitting me.  Really?    Not?

 

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (AkdC5)

372 Praise Jesus, he's not running!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (c0A3e)

373

Of course he's running. Seriously people, did anyone think he WASN'T going to run after going to all this trouble for this show?

I honestly had no fucking clue whether he would or not- too much conflicting information.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (WRW1S)

374 Disappoint! I think I just came!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 04:55 PM (TMB3S)

375 Now he can just sit on the sidelines and play 'kingmaker'

Posted by: some wench at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (bqjJT)

376 He surprised me. Figured he'd try to fuck Mitt.....unless he tries to do it some other way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (9Lm5R)

377 Oh, ace....

Posted by: EmilyM. at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (rSB/0)

378 Late in the run, when he did start the religion-baiting, it was obvious he wouldn't win but he just stayed in and went full anti-Mitt. That's when he went from lousy candidate to douchebag.

Exactly what turned me from Huck-meh to Huck-loathing.
And i don't even like Mitt that much.

I will have to give Huckabee this much credit.  He did turn me into a Republican.  I had always been a NOP (no party preference) until Huck's religion-baiting so pissed me off, that I registered as a Republican so that I could vote for Romney in the primary.

Posted by: Deety at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (YTFjM)

379 No Huck!!! It's a festivus for the rest of us!

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (xMT+4)

380 >>>Palin wins

Except, and I hate to rain on parades here...she's not running.  No really, she isn't.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (NjYDy)

381 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. Not running? Am I reading that correctly?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (FnRYN)

382 Snoopy Dance!

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (64xTs)

383 Is it possible that Glenn Beck cornered him in the Fox locker room and threatened to rip his nads off if he ran? 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (pW2o8)

384 YAY!!!!!!  What an asshole.

Posted by: Peaches at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (afUO8)

385 Thank you Jesus! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (UOM48)

386 OH THANK GOD

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (YxBuk)

387 Huckabee is out?  Huckabee is OUT?!?

Posted by: CNN Douchebag at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (MMC8r)

388 Wow, never thought he'd back out. He isn't bad in the Paul Harvey spot on the radio. He can stay there. Just like Palin can stay a FNC Contributor.

Posted by: Doc at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (jGXQI)

389 Hey Ace, there's no crying in baseball.

Posted by: Tom at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (nQR0p)

390

All good televangelists are in it for the money.

Posted by: Paper at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (VoSja)

391 See? I told you dummies he wasn't running.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (nj1bB)

392 Trump!

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (piMMO)

393 So relax morons looks like you can hate on and complain about the next possible GOP candidate and pretend anyone or anything is worse than Obama!

Posted by: Jehu at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (SSWwH)

394 The Trump? WTF

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (Jq4xH)

395 I love Ace's retraction.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (RBSIp)

396 Trump is still an asshole

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (UqKQV)

397 TRUMP! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (UOM48)

398 Thank GOD

Posted by: Joffen at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (EPcuy)

399 Trump being Trump.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2011 04:56 PM (1fB+3)

400 Seriously, because the point bears repeating:  Romney lost the primaries because he is a shitty candidate, not because he is a Mormon.

I think it was both. I think he's become much more comfortable campaigning and speaking.  I also thing the wheel has turned to where Economy is Everything, which gives him a better shot.  Also, fairly or not, Obama's "religious background" has made an unconventional religious background of any kind less of a big deal.

Listen, Mitch Daniels is a Milquetoast, and large numbers of pundits are champing at the bit to see him run.  You think Romney is going to be seen as a "bad campaigner"? We are not going to out-charisma Obama.  We need serious, solid economics to beat Obama.

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (GcoHq)

401 You wouldn't believe how much time I had to spend on my direct line to him this afternoon to talk this idiot down.

Posted by: God at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (zzcyw)

402 Trump's such a tool.

Posted by: jaimo at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (w738x)

403


*hears celebratory gunfire out in streets*

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (bAySe)

404 BOOOYAAHHHH!

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (RVdHS)

405
Not running.

As usual, you're batting a thousand. 

See my post #365.  I look like a retard and I couldn't be more pleased!

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (NjYDy)

406 Trump is on TV now telling Huck he made a good decision. WTF.

Posted by: Paper at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (VoSja)

407 VOTE FOR ME

Posted by: the thing on Trump's head at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (h+W4w)

408 hahahahha the trump reaction was hysterical.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (k1rwm)

409 For once I agree with Huck.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (5I0Yr)

410 You know who this helps?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (qIHlG)

411

FUCK YEAH! America. USA USA USA USA.

Squirrels!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: TheJane at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (Km/Pn)

412 It's a Miracle!

Posted by: robtr at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (MtwBb)

413

Thank God.   Thank God.  

*guzzles whiskey*

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (AkdC5)

414 And you know who this benefits...?

Posted by: sulla at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (6rKC7)

415 Huck's apparently smart enough to know he wasn't going to win after one of his pardons killed people.  This way here that doesn't get dragged out in the open.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (uhAkr)

416 You wouldn't believe how much time I had to spend on my direct line to him this afternoon to talk this idiot down.

Posted by: God at May 14, 2011 08:57 PM (zzcyw)

Well, ya done good.  Thank you!

Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (VuLos)

417 Except, and I hate to rain on parades here...she's not running.  No really, she isn't.

But you also  just said  this about 15 mins ago -

I'll eat my shoe if Huck's not running.  He's in.

So, um, yeah, about that.....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (nBDXY)

418 Hallelujah! Now I can continue ignoring him just on FOX.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 14, 2011 04:57 PM (DAEhL)

419 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 08:56 PM (UOM4

YESSUH!!!!!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (5I0Yr)

420 Except, and I hate to rain on parades here...she's not running.  No really, she isn't.

Rand wins!!!! Rand wins!!!

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (piMMO)

421

You had me scared about this all week ace.

Posted by: Paper at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (VoSja)

422

My prediction earlier.  Am I good, or what?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 08:55 PM (UOM4

Like I said, don' worry, everyt'ing gonna be alright.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (Usk3+)

423 Huck my luck . . .

Posted by: logprof at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (BP6Z1)

424

 

I've got a bad ice cube in my drink. I swore I just saw Trump.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (E0Uj0)

425 399 I love Ace's retraction.

What retraction?  Ace was right the entire time, you heretic! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (c0A3e)

426 Thought he would not run. Enjoy your house in florida you fat fuck.

Posted by: flapjackmaka at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (u8JAM)

427 From the previous thread, Ellie Kemper is  seriously hot

Not running for the GOP nomination, but Hot nonetheless.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (UqKQV)

428 I also don't quite get the Huck hate.  You are all complaining about the way he hosed Romney, but you hate Romney because he is a RINO also.  I'm confused.

Posted by: huerfano at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (IN2A4)

429 I'm exhausted.  *pours out wine, heads for vodka in freezer*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (UOM48)

430 >>>You had me scared about this all week ace. Then my plan worked as intended. I, like Obama, vindicate myself.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2011 04:58 PM (nj1bB)

431 Somebody drew a line through the section above the comments. What does that mean?

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (qIHlG)

432 He surprised me. Figured he'd try to fuck Mitt..

That's Huntsman's job this time. 


(Not that Mitt has a chance doubling-down on Masscare.)

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (pW2o8)

433

The Buddy Roemer Express continues, unabated.

Better get onboard Moe Rons.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (dWPyO)

434 I never supported him, I never thought he'd run, and all I care about is getting rid of obama in 2012

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (i6RpT)

435 mr. ace stick to movie reviews

Posted by: newrouter at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (6BXlQ)

436 (Oh shut up, you don't come here to read correct things, you come here to read interesting things. the double posts.)

> fixed. for accuracy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (nBDXY)

437 >>>What retraction? Ace was right the entire time, you heretic! I'm not retracting, I'm reloading.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (nj1bB)

438 Until I know if the queen will be throwing her baby harp seal fur covered scepter into the ring. I aint picking or supporting no fucking body.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (Jq4xH)

439 "I drink a different kind of Jesus juice," Huckabee said.

He is wack.

Posted by: sTevo at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (VMcEw)

440 What kind of shoe will you be dining on, Jeff B?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (YxBuk)

441

No one can run againt "The Won"

---tomorrow's headline

Posted by: dagny at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (tKGwE)

442 Some good news today.  I'll drink to that.

Posted by: logprof at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (BP6Z1)

443 429 399 I love Ace's retraction. What retraction? Ace was right the entire time, you heretic! AOSHQ has always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (hZFhS)

444 You Huck Haters killed off our last hope for change.


Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 04:59 PM (+sBB4)

445 Of course, God can be fickle at times so this decision by Huckabee still might change back.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (c0A3e)

446 You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (RBSIp)

447 Gutsy call, ace. Gutsy call.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (YxBuk)

448 he left the door open a crack though.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (k1rwm)

449 You wouldn't believe how much time I had to spend on my direct line to him this afternoon to talk this idiot down.
Posted by: God at May 14, 2011 08:57 PM (zzcyw)

Take tomorrow off.

Posted by: nickless at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (MMC8r)

450 Don't hate the guy, but am glad he's not running. 
Last thing we need is another big government nanny-stater in office, even if he is on our side of the aisle. 

Posted by: Stella at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (r88aB)

451 >>>I'll eat my shoe if Huck's not running.  He's in.

Incidentally, I prepared for this by making sure to wear flip-flops made out of rich Godiva chocolate.  Looking forward to eating my shoes one sinful bite at a time.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (NjYDy)

452 I'm not retracting, I'm reloading.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2011 08:59 PM (nj1bB)

That's hot. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (UOM48)

453 huerfano@432,

Can't we "hate" both? It's an equal opportunity opportunity.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (DAEhL)

454 Somebody drew a line through the section above the comments. What does that mean?

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at May 14, 2011 08:59 PM (qIHlG)

Just stick with the comments, man!  Don't worry about that other crap.

Posted by: Peaches at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (afUO8)

455 No Huck can sit back and rake in the big bucks with his shitty cartoons and TV show nobody with an IQ above room temperature watches. What a country.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (TMB3S)

456 The Buddy Roemer Express continues, unabated.

I'm on board!

Posted by: Zombie David Treen at May 14, 2011 05:00 PM (zzcyw)

457 Bob Dole completely understands Ace's reverse-psychology nine-dimensional chess approach.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 14, 2011 05:01 PM (VXBR1)

458 You Huck Haters killed off our last hope for change.

Don't you start...

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 05:01 PM (piMMO)

459 The door is wide open now Governor Palin.

Posted by: flapjackmaka at May 14, 2011 05:01 PM (u8JAM)

460 On the one hand, we won't have to put up with the Huckster. On the other hand, we WILL have to put up with the Mittster, at least until he loses again (please God, please God, please please please). So it's actually a mixed bag, IMHO.

Posted by: joncelli at May 14, 2011 05:01 PM (Nvw83)

461 Don't sweat it ace. I have a ticket already stamped for you to hop aboard the Palin express once it leaves the station! All of America will be invited Have a nice night all!

Posted by: Dan at May 14, 2011 05:01 PM (mXBxH)

462 I'm not retracting, I'm reloading.

Damn, that was witty and funny.  Where's the real ace?

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 05:01 PM (+sBB4)

463 Of course he's not running.  He's got nothing to run for after May 21.  Duh.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 14, 2011 05:01 PM (6neGz)

464 well he has something in common with reverend wright, he's building a great house in Florida.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 05:01 PM (k1rwm)

465 Classic, Ace. 

Posted by: Valiant at May 14, 2011 05:02 PM (9/lhd)

466 Oh shut up, you don't come here to read correct things, you come here to read interesting things I LOVE the comments section here.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 05:02 PM (9Lm5R)

467 In the meantime, we all got suckered into his stupid show.  Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 05:02 PM (UOM48)

468 Ahhh. Penne pasta is ready, and another glass of Montepulciano d'Abruzzo is poured. All is well.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 14, 2011 05:02 PM (Usk3+)

469

I am sure JEF is bummed as he had some jokes all lined up about the Huckster and rednecks.

Ok, will the real candidate please step up?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 14, 2011 05:02 PM (FnRYN)

470

Jeebus.   I didn't realize how utterly relieved I'd feel.   I knew I didn't want the fat fuck to run, and was dreading his announcement, but I feel downright giddy.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 05:02 PM (AkdC5)

471 Just in time for Dr. Who.  Later, morons.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2011 05:02 PM (WRW1S)

472 ace: "I'm not retracting, I'm reloading."

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: Progressive Peasant at May 14, 2011 05:02 PM (DAEhL)

473 Sa da tay my damie.

Posted by: SlaveDog at May 14, 2011 05:03 PM (PidTa)

474 "Good to see I was right -- yet again."

Ace, you been hanging out with my mom?  That's her big line, especially when the guy is a dud and she predicted it...

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 05:03 PM (k1rwm)

475 Ben, if your reading, I can now say I told you so. Puddinhead to stay on Fox.

Posted by: Sub-tard Goober at May 14, 2011 05:03 PM (fy8R6)

476 No Huck can sit back and rake in the big bucks with his shitty cartoons and TV show nobody with an IQ above room temperature watches.

What a country.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 09:00 PM (TMB3S)

Money for nothin'. Chicks for free.

God Bless America.

Posted by: antisocialist at May 14, 2011 05:03 PM (Rwudm)

477 473

Jeebus.   I didn't realize how utterly relieved I'd feel.   I knew I didn't want the fat fuck to run, and was dreading his announcement, but I feel downright giddy.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


*clink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 05:03 PM (UOM48)

478 467 Of course he's not running.  He's got nothing to run for after May 21.  Duh.

Oh, that's right.  Reminds me, I have to pack...

/Should I still get a present for my little brother's birthday?  I don't think they gave a time, so I guess "the end" could happen on 11:59 EST...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 14, 2011 05:03 PM (c0A3e)

479 472, Penne pasta is ready, and another glass of Montepulciano d'Abruzzo Isn't that Ghetto code for pot pie and lime Kool Aid?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 05:04 PM (Jq4xH)

480 Dammit.  This thread was going to turn into an epic beatdown.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 05:04 PM (1fanL)

481 Don Cherry is a far more entertaining buffoon than Fuckabee.

Back to Coach's Corner . . .

Posted by: logprof at May 14, 2011 05:04 PM (BP6Z1)

482 Huck did the right thing tonight. If your heart ain't in it, you won't win it!

His LeBron type show was surreal though.

Posted by: derised1 at May 14, 2011 05:04 PM (xI4NA)

483 Reporter on FNC: The officials made the tough decision to flood the poor *pause* the larger cities....

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 05:04 PM (piMMO)

484 huerfano@432,

Can't we "hate" both? It's an equal opportunity opportunity.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 14, 2011 09:00 PM

You can, but if you aren't a Romney supporter or a Mormon, and I don't see many of those around here, I don't get it.  There are lots of other reasons to dislike both of them.

Posted by: huerfano at May 14, 2011 05:04 PM (IN2A4)

485

On election night 2012 I am going to have to be under anesthesia or a bottle of Junipero Gin (close enough).

This had me pretty worried tonight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 14, 2011 05:05 PM (FnRYN)

486 296 Me? I'm watching Redlettermedia's review of "The Phantom Menace" on my computer. Who the fuck would want to watch the Huckabee show? I'm counting on the Morons to clue me in.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 08:51 PM (NjYDy)

Heh. I'm watching Plinkett's "Revenge of the Sith" review.

Glad to hear there's one less shitty candidate to worry about during the primary. I'm on the Cain bandwagon unless someone better comes along (which I find doubtful).

Posted by: Herr Blücher at May 14, 2011 05:05 PM (ty/tC)

487 Ok, now Christie get off ur ass and ran dammit!  The fact that neither Christie nor Pence will run really pisses me off.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at May 14, 2011 05:05 PM (Er/am)

488 Huckabee got more hidden barbs in that little speech than any passive-aggressive liberal I know. Well played, Brother Huck, well played indeed.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 14, 2011 05:05 PM (6SIms)

489 I may watch that show again.  I orgasmed during that one.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 05:05 PM (+sBB4)

490 Well, this does leave him top say whatever he wants to about Romney without the worry of how it would affect him if he was running.   Look for him to double down on the candidates, 'cause you know, the huckster he's a kingmaker.   heh

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 05:05 PM (AkdC5)

491 In the meantime, we all got suckered into his stupid show.  Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 09:02 PM (UOM4

No, y'all got suckered into his stupid show.

I'm watching an NCIS marathon.

I knew I could depend on you morons/ettes to throw yourselves on the grenade so I wouldn't have to.

Posted by: antisocialist at May 14, 2011 05:06 PM (Rwudm)

492 In the meantime, we all got suckered into his stupid show. Ugh. Is this sweeps week? The funny thing is, over the next month or so watch his ratings drop like a knee-padded Scarlett Johansson at a NY Yankees after-game party.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 05:06 PM (9Lm5R)

493 Palin/Cain 2012! She's been in the race since July 2009. She's been waiting for Cain to show up.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe and Mississippi Babe Rescue Team at May 14, 2011 05:06 PM (64xTs)

494 His LeBron type show was surreal though.

Posted by: derised1 at May 14, 2011 09:04 PM (xI4NA)

Mike Huckabee is taking his talents to the buffet table.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 14, 2011 05:06 PM (dWPyO)

495 Isn't that Ghetto code for pot pie and lime Kool Aid?

Lime kool aid. *shiver* However, I do loves me some chocolate chip cookies dipped in cherry kool aid!

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 05:06 PM (piMMO)

496 Somebody please explain why so many from Hotair and Ace hate Huckabee.  Romney was an awful candidate, and will still be just as bad in 2012.  Romneycare made him unacceptable, not Huckabee or Mormonism......nobody cares about his religion, they care that Romney comes off as completely phony. 

Huckabee seems like a good guy, though he's not my candidate and Romney looks like an opportunist for good reason.  There were definitely who cared about his Mormonism, though.  They bluntly said so.  If you go on YouTube, you can find video of people who refused to shake his hand while campaigning because of it and I remember debating those people in '08.  I don't like it, but it was a part of this for some people.

The problems with Huckabee stem from 1.) the idea that social conservatism virtually by itself is enough and 2.) his adherence to religion to the point of being naive about the extent people can use it to manipulate him (i.e., the pardons).

Posted by: AD at May 14, 2011 05:06 PM (KkgaV)

497 I had trouble believing he was going to run when he's turned back into Fatty McButterfat-- last time the 'Miracle Weight Loss' thing was supposed to be his big personal character meme.

Posted by: nickless at May 14, 2011 05:06 PM (MMC8r)

498 WHEW. Any of the other candidates that might get the nomination (I'm not worried about Ron Paul) I can vote for. I do have to get involved soon though. The media will keep trying to foist the worst of the pack on us to protect Ebola.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 14, 2011 05:07 PM (FBj6Z)

499 You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Iowa's supply of deep-fried junk food and squirrels at May 14, 2011 05:07 PM (tTFvM)

500 The funny thing is, over the next month or so watch his ratings drop like a knee-padded Scarlett Johansson at a NY Yankees after-game party.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 09:06 PM (9Lm5R)

I thought she didn't like penis.  Her boyfriend doesn't have one.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 14, 2011 05:07 PM (1fanL)

501 When's the next debate?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 14, 2011 05:07 PM (RBSIp)

502 (Oh shut up, you don't come here to read correct things, you come here to read interesting things.) Ace, you should know by now - important people come here to read the comments.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 14, 2011 05:07 PM (x81hH)

503 I don't know about the rest of you, but the Huckster had me leaning. He picked me off, actually. I thought sure he was going to finish with, "And I'm in!" (But sometimes getting picked off is the best thing that can happen to you.)

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 14, 2011 05:08 PM (6SIms)

504 Posted by: Bill Mitchell at May 14, 2011 09:05 PM (Er/am)

Would you want to run against an incumbent with a billion plus war chest.  And all the union guys who fix the voting machine on your side?


Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 05:08 PM (k1rwm)

505 When's the next debate? Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 14, 2011 09:07 PM (RBSIp) Why have a Republican debate and show off how stupid some of them are. let obama destroy himself, he's pretty good at that

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 05:08 PM (i6RpT)

506 huerfano: "There are lots of other reasons to dislike both of them."

Just need one: nannystatists. Hate really has nothing to do with it. Well, except for the hating statists part. Come to think of it, hate has everything to do with it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 14, 2011 05:09 PM (DAEhL)

507 This is a funny thread.

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 14, 2011 05:09 PM (GcoHq)

508 500, That just sounds decadent. Like when you empty a bottle of expensive Tequila into a super models ass and drink it with a straw.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at May 14, 2011 05:09 PM (Jq4xH)

509 492 Huckabee got more hidden barbs in that little speech than any passive-aggressive liberal I know.

Yep, there was a dig at Cheri Daniels that I caught.

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 05:09 PM (pW2o8)

510 I thought she didn't like penis. Her boyfriend doesn't have one. Her boyfriend IS a penis. No balls, either.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 05:09 PM (9Lm5R)

511 Why have a Republican debate and show off how stupid some of them are. let obama destroy himself, he's pretty good at that

How's that saying go? It's better to have people wonder if you're stupid than to open your mouth and confirm it?

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 05:09 PM (piMMO)

512 Here's why Hot Airites and Morons hate Huck: he's an angry SOB that pretends he isn't. He's Obama.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 14, 2011 05:09 PM (6SIms)

513 I just became a Pawlenty guy, I guess. I was a Sanford guy, then he ran away with a woman to Argentina. Then I was a Thune guy, but he won't run. Then I was going for Barbour... Now Huckabee. I have a bad record. Oh, and I was a big Guilliani guy last time.

Posted by: Bracka Bama at May 14, 2011 05:10 PM (YMYvL)

514 You guys do understand that he feels free to go after every one of our potential nominees like he's on a meth-fueled squirrel hunt?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 05:10 PM (UOM48)

515 Why have a Republican debate and show off how stupid some of them are. let obama destroy himself, he's pretty good at that

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2011 09:08 PM (i6RpT)


You make a good point, never.  Whoever runs should just keep saying "Because I'm not Obama" and let the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: Peaches at May 14, 2011 05:10 PM (afUO8)

516 Bob Dole's taking the blue pill. Yeah, baby!

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 14, 2011 05:10 PM (VXBR1)

517 OK, I love these guys, but this is lame (from FB)
Mitt Romney Central Please send this article to any Huckabee supporter you know and post it where Huckabee supporters will see it! We welcome all Huckabee supporters to check out our site and hopefully join our campaign!

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 14, 2011 05:10 PM (GcoHq)

518 510 Why have a Republican debate and show off how stupid some of them are. let obama destroy himself, he's pretty good at that

I'm asking because it would give a better idea of when everyone else will announce.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 14, 2011 05:10 PM (RBSIp)

519 Eyewitness...

I am looking out at the Palin PAC headquarters, there are hundreds of thousands of people in Huck T-shirts banging on the doors.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 14, 2011 05:11 PM (+sBB4)

520 I totally destroyed your opportunity to hate on me all through primary season, wingnuts.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to totally destroy the buffet at the FoxNews commissary.

Posted by: Schmuck the Huck at May 14, 2011 05:11 PM (zzcyw)

521 Would you want to run against an incumbent with a billion plus war chest.  And all the union guys who fix the voting machine on your side?

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 09:08 PM (k1rwm)

If you really give a shit about the direction the country is going in, that should not be one of the considerations.

 

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 05:11 PM (AkdC5)

522 >>The problems with Huckabee stem from 1.) the idea that social conservatism virtually by itself is enough Yeah, cause nothing screams social conservative like protecting your dog murdering psycho kid. Talk about an opportunist. Huck is finally where he has always wanted to be. The fat little kid from Arkansas has parlayed his televangelist role into millions and allowed him and the beautiful missus to build a multimillion dollar Florida mansion. And he resisted the call of the people who were begging him to run to keep on hitting the ATM. What a selfless mensch.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 05:11 PM (TMB3S)

523 Whoever runs should just keep saying "Because I'm not Obama" and let the chips fall where they may.

Prop up a couple of charts and every time someone asks a question, just turn around and point at the charts.

Posted by: Clueless at May 14, 2011 05:11 PM (piMMO)

524 Du what you want, Huckabee, but I'd never vote for you.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 14, 2011 05:12 PM (gvBdW)

525 Thank you Jesus.

Posted by: Who Knows at May 14, 2011 05:12 PM (1cx/R)

526

Mike Huckabee is taking his talents to the buffet table.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 14, 2011 09:06 PM (dWPyO)

Mike Huckabee is taking his talents to a buffet table in South Florida.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 14, 2011 05:12 PM (E0Uj0)

527 Ace, you should know by now - important people come here to read the comments. Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 14, 2011 09:07 PM (x81hH)

We just come here to discuss the merits of Thai tranny midget pr0nz.

Posted by: Important People at May 14, 2011 05:12 PM (tTFvM)

528 Huck came off as everything we didn't like about Bush without anything we did like.


I can honestly say that I'm less pessimistic about our chances next year after tonight.

Posted by: Anony at May 14, 2011 05:13 PM (Yigvc)

529 The way I see it, I'm batting .750.  He ain't running, and while he didn't endorse Palin, he helped her.

Posted by: Cheep red wine at May 14, 2011 05:13 PM (1mneR)

530 519 You guys do understand that he feels free to go after every one of our potential nominees like he's on a meth-fueled squirrel hunt?

He get in line behind O'Really?, Shep, and Chris Wallace... and the entirety of the other networks. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 05:13 PM (pW2o8)

531 You guys do understand that he feels free to go after every one of our potential nominees like he's on a meth-fueled squirrel hunt?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 09:10 PM (UOM4

Yep, he probably thinks he'll be much more influential in the race if he can say whatever he wants, and have his show as the platform.

Yeah, he's a giant douche.

Posted by: Steph at May 14, 2011 05:13 PM (AkdC5)

532 Did this thread start to read like the play-by-play baseball rift in Paradise by the Dashboard Light around 8:50 p.m. to anyone else?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 14, 2011 05:14 PM (nBDXY)

533 GregGutfeld Damn. I wanted Huck's office. 10 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Posted by: Jose at May 14, 2011 05:14 PM (WTNJJ)

534 We just come here to discuss the merits of Thai tranny midget pr0nz. That's sooooo......2007. Albanian babushka wrestling pron. Trust me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2011 05:14 PM (9Lm5R)

535 533, That's one of the best descriptions I think I have ever heard. That and phony fat bastard.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 05:14 PM (Jq4xH)

536 "He get in line behind O'Really?, Shep, and Chris Wallace... and the entirety of the other networks." The absolute best thing about Fox News? Streaming Netflix.

Posted by: Bugler at May 14, 2011 05:14 PM (VXBR1)

537 530 Thank you Jesus.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mike Huckabee at May 14, 2011 05:15 PM (zzcyw)

538 Back and forth between Sox/Yanks and hockey playoffs. Couldn't stomach watching the holy bean bag chair cuz he makes me gag.

You guys were fucking hysterical. That was priceless. There were a lot of pretty wound up 'rons & 'ettes. Too fucking much.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 14, 2011 05:16 PM (HBqDo)

539 Yeah, cause nothing screams social conservative like protecting your dog murdering psycho kid.

Yeah, I was talking about his positions--I remembered that, but not all the details, so I thought it was a low blow.

Posted by: AD at May 14, 2011 05:16 PM (KkgaV)

540 My heart rate is back to normal.  Now I need to change my panties.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2011 05:18 PM (UOM48)

541 Reverend Creosote.

Posted by: nickless at May 14, 2011 05:18 PM (MMC8r)

542 >>Yeah, I was talking about his positions--I remembered that, but not all the details, so I thought it was a low blow You're complaining about Huck taking low blows? Priceless.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 05:18 PM (TMB3S)

543 541 "He get in line behind O'Really?, Shep, and Chris Wallace... and the entirety of the other networks."

The absolute best thing about Fox News? Streaming Netflix.

Posted by: Bugler at May 14, 2011 09:14 PM (VXBR1)


Nope, da boobies.

Posted by: Tom at May 14, 2011 05:19 PM (nQR0p)

544

Peoples, I lived in Utah for ten years in college and as a newlywed. I am not Mormon. They are good people and if Romney is elected you will not be forced to either wear the funny underwear or be polygamist (although some of you morons would like the latter, no?). I have Mormon friends from college. They were called "Jack Mormons" at the time as they drank, but many returned to the church as adults. Utah is not Big Love, although I did (honest injun) have polygamist neighbors, which made for good entertainment (the kind with the pastel dresses and puffy sleeves from the compound kind).

Romney had my vote in 2008 and would have possibly beat Obama if stinkin' Charlie Crist had not pulled his crap and supported McCain at the last moment. Romney is a smart man with good business sense (compared to JEF, who has bad comedy sense). Romenycare, I have read, failed due to all the Democrat bs from the MA Congress heaped upon it. It is also a failure due to the MSM propaganda and other reasons. However, at the time it passed, I thought it might be a good thing. That said, due to the evisceration of the MSM and the Mormonphobes, Romney could not win.

Now, back to the scheduled party of Huck staying on FOX and us not having to endure his campaign.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 14, 2011 05:20 PM (FnRYN)

545

Mike the Huck has done gone and pissed me off for him being a coward and not running. Now all my hopes are....lost.

All I can do now is weep and have some Haagen-Dazs Butter Pecan All Natural Ice Cream while I watch a re-run of "Operation Repo".

Posted by: DougS at May 14, 2011 05:21 PM (Zk1gs)

546 So is there any consensus about where things go from here? I'd love to hear your thoughts.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 14, 2011 05:21 PM (ud5dN)

547 Huck yeah!

Posted by: Hornet at May 14, 2011 05:22 PM (vHCtt)

548 Stop and think for a second. Could you really imagine a doofus and narcissistic jerk like Huckabee as the President of the United States?
That would really be a step down from Obama.... who is now the most corrupt and destructive president in history.

Posted by: PhilipJames at May 14, 2011 05:22 PM (G9AXq)

549 551 So is there any consensus about where things go from here? I'd love to hear your thoughts.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 14, 2011 09:21 PM (ud5dN)


Downhill until 2013?  And possibly beyond if we don't get our shit together.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 14, 2011 05:22 PM (/izg2)

550 Romenycare, I have read, failed due to all the Democrat bs from the MA Congress heaped upon it.

Romney himself disagrees with you.  He recently defended the program in its entirety.  And in 2008 he pimped it as proof it was awesome.

(Btw, I live in MA and Romneycare sucks).

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 14, 2011 05:23 PM (uhAkr)

551 ChristyBlinkly,

I agree Romney would have been a better candidate in 2008, but I disagree about your claim it was only democrats who sank Romneycare.  For one, that effect was predictable, so Romney saw that and has some responsibility.  Another, mandates are troubling.

Romney has a serious flaw on his resume, despite being better than John Mccain.  He also was not reelected.  We should consider governors who succeeded enough to win their people's support again (I include Palin in that, but some don't... legit call either way).

Anyway, I think he got a raw deal from Huckabee, and I'm sure he's pleased that the prick isn't running.

Posted by: Dustin at May 14, 2011 05:24 PM (Q3nWV)

552 483 472, Penne pasta is ready, and another glass of Montepulciano d'Abruzzo

Isn't that Ghetto code for pot pie and lime Kool Aid?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 14, 2011 09:04 PM (Jq4xH)

Gak! Perish the thought, my good man.

*winces*

Posted by: Charles Emerson Winchester at May 14, 2011 05:25 PM (Usk3+)

553 Maybe Fox offered him Beck's spot.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at May 14, 2011 05:26 PM (xMSXs)

554 All I can do now is weep and have some Haagen-Dazs Butter Pecan All Natural Ice Cream while I watch a re-run of "Operation Repo".

heh.  I went for a Dove Bar. 

And hockey.

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 05:26 PM (pW2o8)

555 >>Romney has a serious flaw on his resume, despite being better than John MccainHe also was not reelected. You do know he didn't run for reelection because he was running for president, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 05:26 PM (TMB3S)

556 Why is it when I see the word, "mandate" I think of JEF and his golf games?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 14, 2011 05:27 PM (FnRYN)

557

Huck saw Beck's tax returns at the office. He made up his mind the minute Beck said he was signing off.

The Huckster wants that 5:00 O'Clock slot so bad. Can you feel it?

 

 

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 14, 2011 05:27 PM (E0Uj0)

558 So Honey, should I pack up the kids?

Posted by: Todd P. at May 14, 2011 05:29 PM (nQR0p)

559 I wish Dennis Miller would get Beck's 5pm spot. Heck, I would vote for him for President. Of course, with the right blood level of gin I will vote for anyone against JEF. But, boy, it would be a fine day to vote for someone we liked. It was cool to vote for Rubio in November.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 14, 2011 05:29 PM (FnRYN)

560 I'll give a Huck a verbal breakm for a while, based solely on the fact that he did not drag this decision out for a few more months like some other toolbag might've. God knows, somebody's going to be "that guy" this cycle.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2011 05:30 PM (xMT+4)

561 551>> So is there any consensus about where things go from here? I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 14, 2011 09:21 PM (ud5dN)

Sox hold onto lead and Bruins come back in 3rd pd

Posted by: ontherocks at May 14, 2011 05:30 PM (HBqDo)

562 irongrampa,

Here's where I stand.

Romney is out for me unless something changes about the slate of candidates and/or his position on Masscare.  I am troubled by his love of mandates and believe that even if he followed through with repealing Obamacare, I would not like the replacement that he would put in its stead.

Daniels was someone I was looking at, but I am really concerned about his leadership style and think he would be a lousy campaigner.  And this thing with the judicial appts - coupled with his statement about foreign policy - reinforces my opinion that he is a myopic wonk (at best) who would punt on other important things.

I have resolved to look at Pawlenty, but I'm not hopeful.  I don't like populists and Minnesota is not a state I admire.

I am not as impressed by Cain as many here are.  I think he's a good spokesperson, but I really can't elect someone with really no track-record in government or public service.  Plus, I think the statement he made about not hiring/appointing Muslims was stupid and intemperate. 

I won't vote for Paul (either one). 

I won't vote for Newt in the primary.

I would vote for Mitt over Huntsman.  Everything I've heard about Huntsman from Utahns, coupled with what I've read about his record and background, makes me dislike him.


Of the ones who have not announced:

I have serious reservations about Palin. 

I wish Ryan or Pence or Christie would run.  I would probably consider West as well, although I would rather he waited because he'd have a hard time with such a short time in office. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 05:38 PM (pW2o8)

563 @450 - for once, it's only half facetious.

I put this marker down with a conservative friend of mine a year ago, and it makes even more sense now that Huck is out, so I'll put it down here as well: it'll be Romney vs. Palin (yes, I think she'll wait and wait and then run on her own terms) in the end, which will drag on for longer than most GOP nominating contests. They're the most ambitious people in the hunt (and ambition counts for a LOT), and more importantly, they're perfect foils for the opposing wings of the party. Castle v. O'Donnell was the harbinger, and the warmup. I know where AoSHQ will land on that decision, but the party at large? I dunno.

Just my two cents, worth every penny.

Posted by: A Liberal AoS Reader, Really! at May 14, 2011 05:39 PM (2Njcr)

564

Old Dennis Miller would be great. Young Dennis Miller not so much. Give Miller a half hour. Too many boring hour long shows on fox.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 14, 2011 05:40 PM (E0Uj0)

565 Oh, on the folks who aren't in, I'd probably take a serious look at Perry. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 05:40 PM (pW2o8)

566 My dad just said that Huckabee thinks they'll end up at their witts end at the convention and then draft him as the nominee.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 05:43 PM (k1rwm)

567 498 Palin/Cain 2012! She's been in the race since July 2009. She's been waiting for Cain to show up. Maybe so, but I prefer Palin/West. Having West on the ticket would negate any charges about being weak on foreign policy.

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2011 05:45 PM (hZFhS)

568 Oh joy oh rapture!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 14, 2011 05:46 PM (2o7Ys)

569 Sarah would pick Bolton.


But she's not going to run.  Neither is Christie. 


Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 05:46 PM (k1rwm)

570

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 09:38 PM (pW2o

If Romney were to get the nomination, (1) he has said super-clearly that healthcare is a state issue; and (2) if he wins, you get a fully GOP Congress, so mandates aren't happening, and Obamacare is going to be repealed.

Ex-deux Reagana ain't showing up, boys.  Lets get real.

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 14, 2011 05:47 PM (GcoHq)

571 570 >>>Oh, on the folks who aren't in, I'd probably take a serious look at Perry.  Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 09:40 PM (pW2o

Y-not, read this abut Cain when you get time, longish but worth it. He spent time at Fed.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 14, 2011 05:48 PM (HBqDo)

572 Posted by: buzzion at May 14, 2011 09:47 PM (oVQFe)

he's usually pretty good with stuff like this.  Know it's out of left field but he's usually right.

If it makes you feel superior to call me stupid go ahead, knock yourself out.  I don't have anything to prove on here, it's real life where it counts.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 05:49 PM (k1rwm)

573 Herman Cain just hit a new high tonite on Intrade- he's now at 5%, ahead of Trump and Gingrich, and tied with Palin.  Before the first debate he was at 0.4%

Posted by: Jon at May 14, 2011 05:50 PM (bDfMt)

574

Seeing as how Ace of Spades readers rule the world, the person we finally endorse will win (after epic battles). It is as simple as finding this person.

After all, who can't beat a preening, prat peeswhank who rules from his behind and has such poor comedic timing in a time of $4 gasoline and 9% unemployment and doom? [Plus he has jug-ears and limp-wrists while jogging stairs, and that mole I want to remove with a hot branding iron dipped in the fetid pustules of a buzzard. Honestly, that mole is what I focus on when he is yapping. He could be saying we are now invading Cuba, Floridians duck for cover, and I would not hear a word due to having sound muted and throwing things at teevee]

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 14, 2011 05:50 PM (FnRYN)

575 1. Let the record show I nailed it: I said flatout he wasn't running, because it was obvious. 2. This will benefit Pawlenty Plenty.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 14, 2011 05:51 PM (kUaEF)

576 Pawlenty strikes me as a real creepy guy.  Like weird. But I guess old people will vote for him.

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 05:52 PM (k1rwm)

577 >>Sox hold onto lead and Bruins come back in 3rd pd 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 05:54 PM (TMB3S)

578

>>Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 09:54 PM (TMB3S)

It's early brudda.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 14, 2011 05:55 PM (HBqDo)

579 Let's not even get into the 'floating cross' stupidity.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 14, 2011 08:29 PM (uhAkr)

Uhm...Okay, let's not.

Posted by: Prominent Politician With Halos & Auras at May 14, 2011 05:55 PM (O7vFw)

580 Herman Cain just hit a new high tonite on Intrade- he's now at 5%, ahead of Trump and Gingrich, and tied with Palin. Before the first debate he was at 0.4% Posted by: Jon at May 14, 2011 09:50 PM (bDfMt) Hey, watch it buddy. The Intrade thing is MY joke. But seriously, Intrade is worthless as an indicator. Which is why I turned it into my own personal meme when it was used daily by one of our regular trolls.

Posted by: In before the troll at May 14, 2011 05:57 PM (9Lm5R)

581 574 Sarah would pick Bolton.


But she's not going to run.  Neither is Christie. 


Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 09:46 PM (k1rwm)

That's right Buster.

Posted by: Prominent politician With Cool Shoes at May 14, 2011 05:58 PM (O7vFw)

582

Anyone that wonders why we hate him can see he's a ratings whore, he did this huge announcement on his show for ratings. I'm glad I was out and don't watch it.  Good riddance, he couldn't run, he's too fat.  He would have had to go on a diet by now. 

What do they do to men in Hope Arkansas? 

 

Posted by: Carol at May 14, 2011 05:59 PM (bdB1C)

583 if he wins, you get a fully GOP Congress, so mandates aren't happening, and Obamacare is going to be repealed

But the problem is two-fold.  First, he is talking about repeal and replace (although I have yet to see specifics).  And second, he does actually like mandates.  So even if he followed through on repeal (which I think he would because he would have a Republican Congress and because I actually think he is a man of integrity), I think he would encourage states to put something like Masscare in place. 

He's just obviously really inclined to involve government in health care.

Now here's the thing.  I love it here in Utah.  And I do realize that Mitt is not a Utahn, but it's also pretty clear he's a serious Mormon (unlike Huntsman, Jr).  So I have to use my 9 mos of experience here to try to understand Mitt and his inclinations based on what I've learned of LDS culture.  And that experience tells me that the LDS church is into "compassionate conservatism."  In Utah perhaps it's not a big deal (I think it's a bad idea but I accept that's how it is) for things that the church wants to be implemented by the state.  The church is so pervasive that (nearly) everyone is aligned politically and theologically.  The lines are blurred so much that the folks here don't see them.  But you can't govern on a national level that way.  So, I think it's natural for Mitt to want to involve government in something that should be handled privately - through commerce, charities, churches, what-have-you because that's the LDS way.  But I don't want that in my POTUS. 

I haven't been able to read his speech (can't find it anywhere) but the quotes I've read from it and the lead up from his campaign to it tell me he doesn't fundamentally get how flawed govt programs like Masscare are.  That's really troubling. 

And, as much as Utahns love Mitt (and they do), based on conversations my hubby and I have had with our new neighbors, I think Mitt will lose some support here if he sticks with this position.  Maybe he still pulls the big money... but maybe he loses some of that, too.  We do know a couple of big LDS Palin backers and perhaps if the right candidate threw his hat into the ring, some more might peel off. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 06:02 PM (pW2o8)

584 Huck's smarter than I thought.  Anyway, who'd want to lose to Barky?

Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2011 06:03 PM (AN8d5)

585 I don't like any of the named "candidates" so far. But I sure as hell am not going to sit home in"purity protest" if I don't like who are candidate is. I'd vote for a damned live elephant if it meant Obama was going to be re-elected if I didn't!

Posted by: Donna at May 14, 2011 06:03 PM (bdE9c)

586 Y-not, read this abut Cain when you get time, longish but worth it. He spent time at Fed.

Thanks for reminding me.  I do need to read that. 

I still am skeptical, but I will read it and see. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 06:05 PM (pW2o8)

587 Oh my goodness, Google Mitt Romney Central and read what those guys are saying about Mike Huckabee's decision not to run for President.  You will be surprised and blown away I can almost guarantee!

Posted by: Dan at May 14, 2011 06:18 PM (9L1z6)

588 NRO has some quotes from candidates re Huck not running.  Huntsman sounds disappointed. 

heh

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 06:37 PM (pW2o8)

589 Ya......... i'll smoke a fatty and get back to you on that one.

Posted by: heshtesh at May 14, 2011 06:38 PM (Y/7cK)

590

The Buddy Roemer Express continues, unabated.

Better get onboard Moe Rons. 

 

Ya....... i'll smoke a fatty and get back to you on that one.

Posted by: heshtesh at May 14, 2011 06:40 PM (Y/7cK)

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 06:42 PM (k1rwm)

Posted by: curious at May 14, 2011 06:46 PM (k1rwm)

593 >>NRO has some quotes from candidates re Huck not running. Huntsman sounds disappointed. He's not. He'll toss Huntsman some love just to prove he's not a bigot. Watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2011 06:51 PM (TMB3S)

594 Like I figured. There's no way he keeps cancelling his show under wraps and since that didn't leak the only logical conclusion was he isn't running.

Posted by: Rocks at May 14, 2011 06:54 PM (th0op)

595 >>NRO has some quotes from candidates re Huck not running. Huntsman sounds disappointed.

He's not. He'll toss Huntsman some love just to prove he's not a bigot.

--

Oh, I know that.  Besides, Huntsman spends half his time disavowing his religion. 

I think he's disappointed because candidate Huck would have been more effective at whipping up the anti-hereticals than pundit Huck (motivation for votes being a powerful thing) and he would've done the Mormons are Satanists thing again... which would give Huntsman a chance to position himself as the not scare Mormon. 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 06:59 PM (pW2o8)

596 or "not scary Mormon"

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2011 07:00 PM (pW2o8)

597 Huckabiggot's out? Huckabiggot's out?

Posted by: CNN at May 14, 2011 07:30 PM (QBQcg)

598 You're welcome.  You can thank me by putting down the booze and narcotics and dragging your ass to church tomorrow morning.

Posted by: God at May 14, 2011 07:54 PM (UvR6d)

599 Sarah will pick a governor for running mate.  Probably Walker or Perry.

Posted by: rae4palin at May 14, 2011 08:05 PM (G4RRM)

600 Ya just gotta explain it so's folks can understand it...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 14, 2011 08:17 PM (qvify)

601 I'll eat my shoe if Huck's not running.  He's in.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 08:21 PM (NjYDy)

Of course he's running.  Seriously people, did anyone think he WASN'T going to run after going to all this trouble for this show?

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 08:53 PM (NjYDy)

>>>Palin wins

Except, and I hate to rain on parades here...she's not running.  No really, she isn't.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 08:56 PM (NjYDy)

Not running.

As usual, you're batting a thousand. 

See my post #365.  I look like a retard and I couldn't be more pleased!

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 14, 2011 08:57 PM (NjYDy)

Considering your cracked crystal know-it-all ball, I'm tickled pink with your Palin prediction.  Only confirms the feeling I've had all along!

For my Palinista buddies out there -- has anyone ever mentioned Sen. John Barasso, M.D., as a runningmate for teh 'Cuda?  He's TEA Party serious and could carry the mantle in '20.  I'd normally not suggest a senator since they have such pi$$-poor records, but Barasso is impressive as all get-out when he's on Cavuto.  He hasn't missed a single vote.  He appears to take his job seriously.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 14, 2011 08:24 PM (Ew27I)

602 Ya just gotta explain it so's folks can understand it...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 15, 2011 12:17 AM (qvify)

Excellent post for the folks here who can't understand the Huck Hate.  Not only did he blame the court system for something parole officers have testified that he insisted on, he says illegals are G-d's children too, and we owe them free tuition, but my favorite Huckster tale is the one where he destroyed the hard drives before he left the AR Gov's mansion. 

Posted by: RushBabe at May 14, 2011 08:30 PM (Ew27I)

603

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Actually, it's mainly to read the comments . . .

;-)

Posted by: Adjoran at May 14, 2011 09:18 PM (VfmLu)

604 The sky is a little bit brighter today. The air smells sweeter. There is wonder all around.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 14, 2011 11:27 PM (5I0Yr)

605

My "prayers for clarity" were answered.

Huckabee now clearly understands that America doesn't need Huey P Long in the White House.

Now let's get busy nominating somebody who knows something about running a freakin' business enterprise. They have names like Ron Johnson, Darrell Issa, Mitt Romney, Bob Corker, Rick Scott, Herman Cain, Donald Trump.

 

Posted by: Hugh Everett at May 15, 2011 12:47 AM (YqXne)

606

I totally missed it too, thought being POTUS was crack to Huck.

No southern Bible thumper?   Timmy Plenty, practice your altar call.

Posted by: gary gulrud at May 15, 2011 01:58 AM (/g2vP)

607  
"Saracuda is scaring the crap outta the RINOs and libtards.
Get on board ace, she's gonna hand OBlahBlah and Obiden their good bye bye ticket on a bullet train outta the peoples house."
Posted by: OblahBlahBleechUrkelface at May 14, 2011 10:23 PM

I am confident that Ace will see the light one of these days.

Embrace the 'Cuda, do not fear her. She is the one.... lol

Posted by: derised1 at May 15, 2011 04:27 AM (xI4NA)

608 Well, Ace is completely wrong again.  At least he is consistent.

Posted by: BetsyH at May 15, 2011 06:51 AM (1R2Fe)

609 Huntsman met with Huck last week, so this announcement is probably no surprise.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 15, 2011 02:08 PM (e2AYK)

610 what betsy said

Posted by: Rollory at May 15, 2011 02:10 PM (RutCd)

611 I would vote for Mitt over Huntsman.  Everything I've heard about Huntsman from Utahns, coupled with what I've read about his record and background, makes me dislike him.

Then you're most likely voting for Ron Paul. There is no way to explain Romney's flip flops and healthcare. That is why he lost in 2008. It's not a question of which wealthy Mormon with great hair you like best. Read about Huntsman and the NRA or his pro-life record. Utah is the reddest state in the country, and he was reelected with an 80% approval rating. Cato named him one of the top five governors in the country on economics. He has foreign policy experience going back to Bush, Sr. You're free to like him or dislike him, but it's personal from the sounds of it.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 15, 2011 02:13 PM (e2AYK)

612 Of course he's not running.

No serious GOP candidate wants to run against the President that got Osama Bin Laden. They'll get trounced.
Better to wait till it's an open race in 4 years time.

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