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September 03, 2011

24, The Unaired 1994 Pilot
— Ace

It just didn't seem to work in 1994. They had to wait seven years for the world's technology to catch up with the show's pacing.

Posted by: Ace at 03:33 PM | Comments (174)
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1 First?

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 03:36 PM (rN9Na)

2 Hey, did you guys hear of this Obama guy?

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 03:36 PM (lh7Yc)

3 Seriously, this is old as shyte, and that's coming from the Moron who's probably slowest on the uptake.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 03:37 PM (lh7Yc)

4 logprof!!! How you doin', buddy?

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2011 03:37 PM (/ybwc)

5 i haven't watched even one minute of a 24 episode......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 03, 2011 03:40 PM (eOXTH)

6 Off topic, but FREAKING AWESOME! Grinding the crack!

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 03:41 PM (rN9Na)

7 Well, I never saw it before, pretty funny.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 03, 2011 03:41 PM (L5Jes)

8 The enduring legacy of 24 is the realization that a man can go 24 straight hours without using the bathroom.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 03, 2011 03:43 PM (nRTou)

9 Is 24 that show where they do that stuff?

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 03:44 PM (rN9Na)

10 you're aware the show was canceled right?

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at September 03, 2011 03:44 PM (5X15o)

"They have total control of our Geocities page!"

lol

Posted by: Max Power at September 03, 2011 03:44 PM (q177U)

12 Dood this is like 2 years old. Where have you been?

Posted by: BJ at September 03, 2011 03:44 PM (qX40S)

"The e-mail is too big, it's the size of three floppies!"

"We'll send a bike messenger"

Posted by: Max Power at September 03, 2011 03:45 PM (q177U)

What is this crap?

Only a juvenile, beer swilling, skirt chasing, porn watching frat boy would attempt to drop some humor on, what should be, a serious.....always SERIOUS, CONSERVATIVE, political blog!

Frankly, I'm appalled.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 03, 2011 03:45 PM (dWPyO)

15 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 03:48 PM (fyOgS)

16 Peaches, I'm doing okay, a little in limbo over work/life situation (to be explained at a later date or if I drink excessively again, whichever comes first), but now just awaiting the Ducks-Tigers game.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 03:48 PM (lh7Yc)

17 16 Yeah,good game for an opener.Frankly,since they play no pre season I don't blame college teams for scheduling cupcakes for the opener.Liable to be sloppy in your first game.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 03:50 PM (fyOgS)

18 5 i haven't watched even one minute of a 24 episode......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 03, 2011 07:40 PM (eOXTH)

--It's pretty good, but even the biggest fans know that a couple of the seasons are garbage. If you want a taste, start with Season ("Day") 4. The terrorist family subplot is great, and there is not the PC that infects other seasons.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 03:50 PM (lh7Yc)

19 17 16 Yeah,good game for an opener.Frankly,since they play no pre season I don't blame college teams for scheduling cupcakes for the opener.Liable to be sloppy in your first game.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 07:50 PM (fyOgS)

--Feh. It short-changes the fans, and is a waste for those who want real action. Kudos to LSU, Georgia, Boise State and the Ducks for ballsy out-of-conference scheduling.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 03:53 PM (lh7Yc)

20 Ace, this being banned has gotten old. C'mon, give me abreak, will ya?

Posted by: Meremortal at September 03, 2011 03:54 PM (q1Tbv)

21 509 Let's see if Obama rebuts her zero corporate tax proposal. Then if he does,she dragged him into the VORTEX! Muahhhhaaaaa!!!
Palin has his number: 1 I8T.ALL.CRTX
He'll respond, she frames, aims, fires, then hops on the bus and reloads.
She serves a great purpose in shaping the agenda, and testing the mettle of the kettle of candidates and those thinking about it...
Palin is an asset for conservatives, no matter how much you don't like her. You'll vote against SCoaMF, and ya know it.

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 03:55 PM (dh5Eu)

22 19 Oh,they should play tough out of conference games,maybe just not in the first one.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 03:55 PM (fyOgS)

23 Actually watched the video, amazing how much has changed since 1994.

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 03:56 PM (rN9Na)

24 Oh, Is that Palinpalooza over? It was only a mere 1400 comments or so, with a link to Tepid Hair...
That's a good thing for bloggers, right?

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 03:56 PM (dh5Eu)

25 23 Actually watched the video, amazing how much has changed since 1994.

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 07:56 PM (rN9Na)

--As recently as 4 1/2 years ago, I was still using dial-up.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 03:59 PM (lh7Yc)

26 24 was really good in the early seasons, until what's his face sutherland got more control of content, product, etc. Then with nojayjay garbagealo, it was downhill from there. I rarely watch serial tv, but I enjoyed 24, and am now enjoying Breaking Bad. Ready for some Football!

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:01 PM (dh5Eu)

27 that was great, brings back alot of nightmares with AOL, thanks for posting

Posted by: Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace at September 03, 2011 04:01 PM (WTNJJ)

28 Funny video, though the punch line kind of comes at the very beginning, and keeps repeating... and repeating...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 04:01 PM (niZvt)

29 Shit, Musberger is calling the game. I wasn't planning to drink tonight, but that may change now. . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 04:02 PM (lh7Yc)

30 Anyway, I'd hit the brunette in that video... even today she would be about 50 (Yikes! That is actually younger than my Mrs... )

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 04:02 PM (niZvt)

31 Aol? Anyone remember Prodigy? LOL

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:02 PM (dh5Eu)

32 Umm. I see some African well fed girls in a somewhat expective mood. If they are starving, why not show some emaciated waifs. This will make me open my bank account to alleviate me bleedin 'eart. I gotta see skin and bone, not some fleshed out babettes.

Posted by: scizzorbill at September 03, 2011 04:03 PM (PG89d)

33 6 Off topic, but FREAKING AWESOME! Grinding the crack!

He's using a GoProHD, pretty nifty little camera and not very expensive (watch in HD).

Posted by: Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace at September 03, 2011 04:03 PM (WTNJJ)

34 The one thing they really boned on this was the lack of a cell phone. The original Motorola flip phone was pretty widely available in '94.

Posted by: Andy at September 03, 2011 04:04 PM (z6jMn)

35 Anyone remember Prodigy?

CompuServe was the shizzle. I was internet before mosaic and search engines.

Finger me, baby.

Posted by: toby928© at September 03, 2011 04:05 PM (GTbGH)

36 and get off my lawn

Posted by: toby928© at September 03, 2011 04:05 PM (GTbGH)

37 Eh. I didn't find it all that funny. Couldn't someone have read the schematics and paged him with the code?

And there were awesome pagers available in 1994. In fact, there were text message pagers a few years prior to that year.

Also, I find the running to the pay phone ridiculous - a government employee in a fast paced job like that would have had a cellphone.

We weren't cavemen back in the 90s.

I did find the part where the guy cut off the internet funny. That's it. Although, did that happen with AOL? I don't remember being able to cut it off just by picking up the phone.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at September 03, 2011 04:06 PM (afWhQ)

38 34 The one thing they really boned on this was the lack of a cell phone. The original Motorola flip phone was pretty widely available in '94.

Posted by: Andy at September 03, 2011 08:04 PM (z6jMn)

My family had two. They were upscale bricks, but they worked.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable, gop b., s.a. at September 03, 2011 04:07 PM (afWhQ)

39 Anyone remember Prodigy? LOL

Prodigy was my first online experience.

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 04:07 PM (rN9Na)

40 O/T (San Francisco Chronicle) Undocumented college students in California will receive free tuition. WTF.

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:08 PM (dh5Eu)

41 Aol? Anyone remember Prodigy? LOL

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 08:02 PM (dh5Eu)

My first email was on Compuserve. I still have a couple of printed ones. It's like something the cavemen had, lol. DOS, baby, it was the wave of the future.

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2011 04:09 PM (/ybwc)

42 Some things never change though. In 2004 Jack Bauer didn't know how to put his cell phone on vibrate and in 1994 he couldn't do it with a pager either.

Posted by: Just A Grunt at September 03, 2011 04:10 PM (Zg56g)

43 I lie, eWorld was my first online experience.

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 04:10 PM (rN9Na)

44 He's using a GoProHD, pretty nifty little camera and not very expensive (watch in HD).

Wow, thanks for passing that on! Nice camera indeed!

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 04:11 PM (rN9Na)

45 I remember my first online phone bill. Like 800 bucks because the dial up was long distance. ROFL. Remember Long Distance Calls? The phone company was great in that it was such a new medium, they forgave alot of minutes, cut the bill to a third, IIRC. I quickly found a local dial up number. Ding, cling, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, buzzz, ping, ping, ping....

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:12 PM (dh5Eu)

46 Is 24 on the air anymore? I haven't heard anyone talk about it in ages.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 04:13 PM (niZvt)

47 Ding, cling, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, buzzz, ping, ping, ping....

Ya, and now I can get an instant hook up on my phone with 100x more speed. But I still miss that old sound of connection.

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 04:14 PM (rN9Na)

48 I forgot where I heard it, but it effectively ruined Seinfeld reruns for me forever: Every single episode's conflict could be solved with a cellphone.

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 03, 2011 04:14 PM (nRTou)

49 No, they canceled it a couple of years ago. And it jumped the shark a few years before that.

Posted by: Andy at September 03, 2011 04:14 PM (z6jMn)

50 Anybody remember BBS (Bulletin Board Systems)- the forerunners of today's blogosphere?

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 04:15 PM (nNORk)

51 No, czech, and it was a painful ending. Anyone watching Breaking Bad on AMC?

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:15 PM (dh5Eu)

52 Am I the only dork that used eWorld?

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 04:15 PM (rN9Na)

53 47 Ding, cling, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, buzzz, ping, ping, ping.... First time I ever heard that sound was using a computer device to send "digital traffic" to field artillery batteries directing their fire way in 1985 at Ft. Sill, OK.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 04:16 PM (niZvt)

54 BBS?

Oh HELL YA!!!

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 04:16 PM (rN9Na)

55 Yep, Boards. And IRC chat rooms.

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:16 PM (dh5Eu)

56 For you BBS nerds, of which I was one.

http://www.bbsdocumentary.com/

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 04:17 PM (rN9Na)

57 We watched it obcessively for a few years. Then I quit when the terrorists kept turning out to be white guys with connections in the military industrial complex. Hubby stopped a couple of years later.

Posted by: dagny at September 03, 2011 04:17 PM (zu1Oq)

58 I don't know which is sadder, sitting at home alone while my wife is out at a Psychedelic furs concert, or me reminiscing the oldin' days of yor when bits were counted by the byte.

Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 04:19 PM (rN9Na)

59 This was funny...

in 2007

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2011 04:19 PM (s1vtf)

60 @57: that reminds me of that idiotic movie, Sum of All Fears, about a nuclear attack by... you guessed... those darn White Supremacists. 'Cause we KNOW that White Supremacists are lurking under every rock, forever on the look out for blowing up the rest of us. Unlike those good hearted muzzies...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 04:19 PM (niZvt)

61 I was fascinated with the idea of talking to a bunch of people instantaneously around the globe. Now, with you morons, it's still a fascination, but in a train wreck sort of way... heh.

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:19 PM (dh5Eu)

62 Posted by: Mjim at September 03, 2011 08:16 PM (rN9Na) Indeed, IMHO the best part of the BBS scene wasn't even online- it was "Boardwatch" magazine (before Jack Rickard sold it, it went downhill after that). I learned a lot of cool stuff about telecommunications from that mag.

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 04:20 PM (nNORk)

63 61 I was fascinated with the idea of talking to a bunch of people instantaneously around the globe. Now, with you morons, it's still a fascination, but in a train wreck sort of way... heh. Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 08:19 PM (dh5Eu) Wanna talk about boobies now?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 04:20 PM (niZvt)

64 The South Park episode parodying 24 was better - The Snuke.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 03, 2011 04:21 PM (c0A3e)

65 Why does ABC think Brent Mushberger is their #1 play by play guy??WHY??I have to watch the game with the sound off now.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 04:22 PM (fyOgS)

66 I got 'em, so, uh, no. Want to talk about jewelry?

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:22 PM (dh5Eu)

67 IRC is still going strong- we use it at work for conferencing.

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 04:23 PM (nNORk)

68 20 Ace, this being banned has gotten old. C'mon, give me abreak, will ya?

Posted by: Meremortal at September 03, 2011 07:54 PM (q1Tbv)

Are you banned from just being mistaken as spam? If that's the case Pixy mentioned to someone else about e-mailing him directly in the "site downtime" thread from last weekend. Might want to look there for the address.

Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2011 04:24 PM (GULKT)

69 Text based cybersex chat

Posted by: toby928© at September 03, 2011 04:25 PM (GTbGH)

70 If that's the case Pixy mentioned to someone else about e-mailing him directly in the "site downtime" thread from last weekend.

http://minx.cc /?blog=86&post=320639#c14410892

Posted by: toby928© at September 03, 2011 04:27 PM (GTbGH)

71 I guess I could have just done this:

Anyone who gets banned by mistake - contact help@mu.nu and let me know your IP address. I'll get it sorted out for you.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 27, 2011 12:33 AM (2yngH)

Posted by: toby928© at September 03, 2011 04:27 PM (GTbGH)

72 Some old shit always seems new and enjoyable as hell.

Not the shit on TV, I'm taalking about watching Notre Dame get thrashed. And waiting for Brian Kelly's head to explode.
Ahahahahahahha, the hate, it burns so nicely

Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at September 03, 2011 04:28 PM (le5qc)

73 72 Yeah,I'm Catholic and I hat Notre Dame.I feel better hating them now that they embraced the Zero.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 04:30 PM (fyOgS)

74 Anybody remember BBS (Bulletin Board Systems)- the forerunners of today's blogosphere?

Heh. I remember paying a monthly fee for one. Seemed so cool at the time.

Was it DOS that presented you with a dot on the screen and nothing else? Thank heaven the memory is foggy, but I remember staring at the screen with a techy friend and we looked at each other and said, 'what do we do now?'

Posted by: Retread at September 03, 2011 04:30 PM (BO5ap)

75 Re: Breaking Bad...just finished watching all of them up to the current broadcast. Well done show but darkens your outlook on life....can't seem to stop watching it though.

Posted by: CanaDave plays a Gibson Les Paul Custom at September 03, 2011 04:33 PM (UlfCH)

76 Was it DOS that presented you with a dot on the screen and nothing else? Thank heaven the memory is foggy, but I remember staring at the screen with a techy friend and we looked at each other and said, 'what do we do now?' Posted by: Retread at September 03, 2011 08:30 PM (BO5ap) The DOS prompt was C:\> I think the dot might have been CP/M

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 04:34 PM (nNORk)

77 75 I never watched but wasn't the guy into cooking meth because he was going to die?Why is he still alive?

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 04:35 PM (fyOgS)

78 @77: he's a financially struggling high school chemistry teacher who gets diagnosed with lung cancer...he realizes that he's going to leave his newly pregnant wife and teenaged son with nothing so he tries to build a nest egg fast by cooking meth.

Posted by: CanaDave plays a Gibson Les Paul Custom at September 03, 2011 04:37 PM (UlfCH)

79 78 Ahh,okay.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 04:38 PM (fyOgS)

80 I think the dot might have been CP/M

How about dBase? In any case, we laughed at each other and decided the manual might be useful.

Posted by: Retread at September 03, 2011 04:39 PM (BO5ap)

81 The cancer went into remission, steevy.

And BTW I was driven to cook and push meth because my other son, Reese, murdered my late wife, Lois.

Posted by: walter white at September 03, 2011 04:39 PM (Ou4YC)

82 How about dBase? In any case, we laughed at each other and decided the manual might be useful. Posted by: Retread at September 03, 2011 08:39 PM (BO5ap) LOL! Yes, by all means RTFM!

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 04:41 PM (nNORk)

...he hooks up with a former student and they get an old R/V and start cooking meth out in the desert. It kinda goes from one disaster to another and he has a brother in law in the DEA he's trying to keep it secret from.

It has a Sopranos kinda feel to it.

Posted by: CanaDave plays a Gibson Les Paul Custom at September 03, 2011 04:42 PM (UlfCH)

84 I figured the liberals would use that show to push for nationalized healthcare."See,our heartless system forces a man to become a criminal."

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 04:42 PM (fyOgS)

85 69 Text based cybersex chat
Posted by: toby928Â©

I thought Ace already cleaned up the intertubes with Weinergate Dic Pics resignation after an atrociously long, long lying libprog time...

Re Breaking Bad, it doesn't darken my outlook, it's a show. Does it happen, probably. But he survived the brain cancer, which was unlikely. I think it's well-done, casting is great, and has kept my interest. I actually DVR it. And the only other thing I dvr is football.

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:43 PM (dh5Eu)

86 Great headline at Weasel Zippers: Exhausted From Ten-Day MarthaÂ’s Vineyard Vacation, Obama Heads To Camp DavidÂ… "I sense a golf course in Obama's not-too-distant future." With any luck at all, starting in February 2013 Bambi will have all the time in the world to play golf as much as he likes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 04:43 PM (niZvt)

87 LOL! Yes, by all means RTFM!

Hey now, no self-respecting software pioneer read the manual first. OTOH, atleast they provided one of the dead tree variety.

Posted by: Retread at September 03, 2011 04:45 PM (BO5ap)

88 85 69 Text based cybersex chat Posted by: toby928Â© Damn, reads like a transcript of my honeymoon. Which of you morons was listening with a glass against the wall??

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 04:46 PM (niZvt)

89 ok, morons, what's up with the Marine One landing to a waiting unlogged motorcade, citing bad weather, when the weather was fine, and these pilots could fly around bad weather all day. Who did teh traitOr meet that he didn't want us to greet?

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:47 PM (dh5Eu)

90 84 I figured the liberals would use that show to push for nationalized healthcare."See,our heartless system forces a man to become a criminal."

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 08:42 PM (fyOgS)

The characters are kinda liberals...they don't really make a point saying he can't pay for treatment...his wife thinks he's getting money from a rich friend. I didn't really detect a liberal guilt trip in it...there are a lot of violent confrontations with the darker elements in the drug world.

Posted by: CanaDave plays a Gibson Les Paul Custom at September 03, 2011 04:47 PM (UlfCH)

91 Hey now, no self-respecting software pioneer read the manual first. OTOH, atleast they provided one of the dead tree variety. Posted by: Retread at September 03, 2011 08:45 PM (BO5ap) Strangely enough one of the best software manuals I ever read (and unfortunately I've had to read quite a few) was a dead tree manual for Microsoft FORTRAN. Unlike most of their modern documentation it was written by techies, not the marketing department, and as a result it was very informative and useful

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 04:48 PM (nNORk)

92 Re Breaking Bad, it doesn't darken my outlook, it's a show. Does it happen, probably. But he survived the brain cancer, which was unlikely. I think it's well-done, casting is great, and has kept my interest. I actually DVR it. And the only other thing I dvr is football.

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 08:43 PM (dh5Eu)

It was a shame how they burned up that brand new Challenger in the last episode eh?...bastiges...

Posted by: CanaDave plays a Gibson Les Paul Custom at September 03, 2011 04:49 PM (UlfCH)

93 No, dave, you're behind, the wife just purchased a car wash to launder money, and found out walt the unemployed chem teacher is making about 7 mil a year. But the boss is pissed at him and wants him dead. Til then, the boss is gonna let him cook the ice... and.the.plot.thickens.

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:50 PM (dh5Eu)

94 WTF is Georgia wearing?Hideous.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 04:53 PM (fyOgS)

95 93 No, dave, you're behind, the wife just purchased a car wash to launder money, and found out walt the unemployed chem teacher is making about 7 mil a year. But the boss is pissed at him and wants him dead. Til then, the boss is gonna let him cook the ice... and.the.plot.thickens.

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 08:50 PM (dh5Eu)

Yeah, he's making too much money to launder through the car wash...his wife is gonna figure it out...I bet she gets her former boss Ted in on the act since his business is failing.

There's supposed to be one more season after this one...where will it end?

Posted by: CanaDave plays a Gibson Les Paul Custom at September 03, 2011 04:53 PM (UlfCH)

96 So, what of Marine One landing in an undisclosed location in good weather with an unlogged motorcade to get away from the demands of so many vacays? We know you can escape the WH, thanks to more than I ever wanted to know about Slick Willy and the Sticky Blue... so, why all the extra risk?

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:53 PM (dh5Eu)

97 That's fake. The company who invented java jackets didn't get started until 1993. Doubtful they would have been widespread by march '94.

Posted by: Confused Cat at September 03, 2011 04:56 PM (bAySe)

98 Idk, but, that's the point of watching...
Time to grab a bite from the grill. BBS. Hope a coblogger does a piece on that Marine One trip. Ace must be face down on the floor in his own puddle of valu-rite after such an exhausting day of moderating all the PDS ....
Hey, that's the price of success.

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:57 PM (dh5Eu)

99 So, what of Marine One landing in an undisclosed location in good weather with an unlogged motorcade

He had one of his daughters with him, which makes a romantic rendezvous unlikely.

Posted by: Retread at September 03, 2011 04:57 PM (BO5ap)

100 Oh goody 200-300 kids fighting in MLK Washington Park in Roxbury (shitty part of Boston) as part of a gang related flash mob.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 03, 2011 04:57 PM (ijjAe)

101 They had to wait seven years for the world's technology to catch up with the show's pacing.

No, they had to wait for 9/11.

Posted by: ArmageddonBaby at September 03, 2011 04:58 PM (UW4ln)

102 99 Yahoo(or Drudge,I forget) said it was weather related.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 04:58 PM (fyOgS)

103 Cover. That chopper is big and she ain't holding daddy One's hand the whole time. Granny was probably stuffed on board prior to boarding. Something else stinks in DC.

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 04:59 PM (dh5Eu)

104 Spoof. lol. I WUZ HAD.

Posted by: ArmageddonBaby at September 03, 2011 04:59 PM (UW4ln)

105 98 Moderating the PDS?Ace was leading the charge against her.Not that I care much but he was.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 05:00 PM (fyOgS)

106 Accuweather date and time was cloudy, but perfectly flyable weather. Remember, we are talking the best of the best pilots on the planet. It stinks. I'm going to eat. Where in the world is Georgie Boy today?

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 05:01 PM (dh5Eu)

107 106 Maybe he had a panic attack.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 05:05 PM (fyOgS)

108 107 106 Maybe he had a panic attack. Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 09:05 PM (fyOgS) They should never brief him on his poll numbers while he's in flight.

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 05:08 PM (nNORk)

109 57 We watched it obcessively for a few years. Then I quit when the terrorists kept turning out to be white guys with connections in the military industrial complex. Hubby stopped a couple of years later.

Posted by: dagny at September 03, 2011 08:17 PM (zu1Oq)

--Season 4 was the exception. Explicit Muslims were in charge (although there were some "normal" Caucasian Americans that worked for them). The actress from House of Sand and Fog and Exorcism of Emily Rose was the terrorist family matriarch, and she was creepy good.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 05:10 PM (lh7Yc)

110 I could see anything from a relatively happy ending with Walter and the (surviving?) family getting into Witness Protection after turning evidence against the current or next boss and/or the Mexicans. Or everyone dying with the brother-in-law eventually working out that Hal Walter must be the chef. I hope it's a darker ending personally.

Posted by: nostradamus at September 03, 2011 05:11 PM (Ou4YC)

111 100 Oh goody 200-300 kids fighting in MLK Washington Park in Roxbury (shitty part of Boston) as part of a gang related flash mob.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 03, 2011 08:57 PM (ijjAe)

--So the irony extends to parks named after Dr. King, not just streets?

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 05:17 PM (lh7Yc)

112 100Oh goody 200-300 kids fighting in MLK Washington Park in Roxbury (shitty part of Boston) as part of a gang related flash mob.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 03, 2011 08:57 PM (ijjAe)

As a student, I lived in Boston for parts of 5 years. I went to Roxbury exactly once. During broad daylight. It still scared the hell out of me. Glad to see that some things never change....

Posted by: joejm65 at September 03, 2011 05:21 PM (UZuc4)

113

--So the irony extends to parks named after Dr. King, not just streets?

They were out theremeasuring the content of each other's character.

And if you think otherwise, you're a racist.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 03, 2011 05:22 PM (Bj6D0)

114 Steevy. I agree. Notre Dame has not been even remotely Catholic for about 55 years. When it was , it was awesome.

Posted by: CMU VET at September 03, 2011 05:22 PM (m+0Zk)

115 Hmmm... Seems Turkey has expelled the Israeli ambassador. Can anyone imagine President Reagan... or Vice President Dick Cheney, for that matter... taking this shit from Turkey? It's just sheer coincidence, I'm sure, that Bambi is in the White House when the world starts drifting into madness.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:23 PM (niZvt)

116 @115: Wasn't that a PBS series, actually? And a pretty darn good one, as I remember.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:24 PM (niZvt)

117 Hey logprof, check your email. I activated last year's FF League.

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2011 05:26 PM (Ybl9g)

118 What's wrong with Roxbury?

Posted by: Ronnie, Bobbie, Ricky, Mike, Ralph, and Johnny at September 03, 2011 05:26 PM (jucos)

119 116 They've also basically threatened war on Israel over the Gaza flotilla.Shit's going to blow up soon.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 05:26 PM (fyOgS)

120 off sock!

it keeps coming back

Posted by: Jose at September 03, 2011 05:27 PM (WTNJJ)

121 Good news about the remake of Total Recall: "The world can rest easy again. If you had any worries that the remake of Total Recall was going to suck, it seems that the movie will be awesome. Even if you had seen the pretty slick footage from Comic Con, there was something that was bugging geeks about the remake: will there be a three-breasted prostitute in the film? The answer is yes." I, For One, Welcome Our New Triple Breasted Overlords. By the way, a fast Google Image search for Three Breasted Woman brought up some freaky... yet oddly attention grabbing... photos...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:29 PM (niZvt)

122

What's wrong with Roxbury?

Posted by: Ronnie, Bobbie, Ricky, Mike, Ralph, and Johnny

Y'all didn't actually live there. You lived in Medford, you just said you were from the 'hood for the street cred. ;-)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 03, 2011 05:29 PM (Bj6D0)

123 OK, I see that everyone has gone off fapping to Triple Breasted Woman Google images...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:32 PM (niZvt)

124 They were out there measuring the content of each other's character.

With broken beer bottles.

Posted by: toby928© at September 03, 2011 05:33 PM (GTbGH)

125 CDR M, just checked in!

Are we having keepers or not? The rules same as last season? When's the draft?

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 05:33 PM (lh7Yc)

126 117 @115: Wasn't that a PBS series, actually? And a pretty darn good one, as I remember. Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 09:24 PM (niZvt) I think the PBS series was "Smiley's People" which was LeCarre's sequel. Both books were based on the real life story of Kim Philby who was a rat of the very first order.

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 05:34 PM (nNORk)

127 50 Anybody remember BBS (Bulletin Board Systems)- the forerunners of today's blogosphere?

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 08:15 PM (nNORk)

I used to moderate a UseNet News Group.

I feel...old.

Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 03, 2011 05:35 PM (QNeKQ)

128

With broken beer bottles.
Posted by: toby928Â© at September 03, 2011 09:33 PM (GTbGH)

Since it is Roxbury, automatic weapons would not be out of the question.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 03, 2011 05:35 PM (Bj6D0)

129 Ooo, I just saw we have 1 keeper each. Mine was a no-brainer. . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 05:36 PM (lh7Yc)

130 Did we really need a Total Recall remake??I mean,COME ON.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 05:37 PM (fyOgS)

131 131 Did we really need a Total Recall remake??I mean,COME ON. Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 09:37 PM (fyOgS) Take it like a man... it'll have Triple Breasted Whores, after all!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:38 PM (niZvt)

132 so with a 3 breasted implant....would you be required to register all 3 breasts? or could you get away with just registering 2?............

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 03, 2011 05:38 PM (eOXTH)

133

Y'all didn't actually live there. You lived in Medford, you just said you were from the 'hood for the street cred. ;-)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 03, 2011 09:29 PM (Bj6D0)

Cool it nowwwwwwwww, Ooohhh watch out! You're gonna lose control.

Posted by: Ronnie, Bobbie, Ricky, Mike, Ralph, and Johnny at September 03, 2011 05:38 PM (jucos)

134 It IS odd that a movie as recent as Total Recall would need a remake. I guess Hollywood writers are pretty much tapped out, huh? Remaking 1980's movies, cranking out endless flicks based on superheroes. Why can't we have major historical epics anymore? How about something about Charles Martel stomping some serious Muslim butt out of Europe?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:39 PM (niZvt)

135 133 so with a 3 breasted implant....would you be required to register all 3 breasts? or could you get away with just registering 2?............ Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 03, 2011 09:38 PM (eOXTH) There's a Boob Registry out there? Is that sort of like the Mayflower Registry? How did you register yours, phoenixgirl? Regarding implant, I think the gal in the google image search claims to have been actually born that way, btw.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:41 PM (niZvt)

136 135 It IS odd that a movie as recent as Total Recall would need a remake.

I guess Hollywood writers are pretty much tapped out, huh? Remaking 1980's movies, cranking out endless flicks based on superheroes.

Why can't we have major historical epics anymore? How about something about Charles Martel stomping some serious Muslim butt out of Europe?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 09:39 PM (niZvt)

--Hell, they "rebooted" The Hulk after, what3 years? They both sucked, too.

I'll say that Rise of the Planet of the Apes was very good, though.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 05:42 PM (lh7Yc)

137 Are we having keepers or not? The rules same as last season? When's the draft?

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 09:33 PM (lh7Yc)

Yeah, you get to keep 1 player. Same rules. Less bench. 4 fewer teams and the draft is Monday night 10PM EST.

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2011 05:43 PM (Ybl9g)

138 Damn, TD LSU

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 05:43 PM (lh7Yc)

139 135 No.If they did they would make the Europeans,racist,bigot savages for fighting rather than simply converting to the religion of peace.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 05:44 PM (fyOgS)

140

Yeah, you get to keep 1 player. Same rules. Less bench. 4 fewer teams and the draft is Monday night 10PM EST.

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2011 09:43 PM (Ybl9g)

--Most excellent! Why fewer teams? I notice Radish's Roughriders are gone.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 05:45 PM (lh7Yc)

141 137 Well,they wanted Hulk to have a better movie to get ready for the upcomingAvengers movie.The second Hulk was far better than the Ang Lee crapfest.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 05:45 PM (fyOgS)

142 cool the fda wants women with silicone implants to register them.....it was an article on drudge......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 03, 2011 05:46 PM (eOXTH)

143 I used to moderate a UseNet News Group. I feel...old. Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 03, 2011 09:35 PM (QNeKQ) It wasn't ASR was it? That group was fun...

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 05:46 PM (nNORk)

144 @140: Not to mention, the jarringly ahistorical black riding around in medieval Europe without anyone taking any notice of a guy that looked exactly the way they pictures Satan himself... Or, even worse, the Feminist Sexy Blonde Chick fully capable of beating down an entire boatload of Vikings with her sword. That kind of PC Revisionist History began in the 1980's, and I'll bet that it would be downright unwatchable if Hollywood tackled the Middle Ages again today.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:47 PM (niZvt)

145

--Most excellent! Why fewer teams? I notice Radish's Roughriders are gone.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 09:45 PM (lh7Yc)

She's in the other league and the others either did not respond or stated they did not want to play.

Posted by: CDR M at September 03, 2011 05:47 PM (Ybl9g)

146 143 Registered tittehs?Hell no!!

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 05:47 PM (fyOgS)

147

the fda wants women with silicone implants to register them.....it was an article on drudge......

I'm not too keen on a national ID card, but a national boob registry is an idea whose time has come.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 03, 2011 05:48 PM (Bj6D0)

148 143 cool the fda wants women with silicone implants to register them.....it was an article on drudge...... Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 03, 2011 09:46 PM (eOXTH) Wow. Just what we need in this country: strict boob control!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:48 PM (niZvt)

149 145 Oh yeah,there'd definately be a sword wielding chick.

Posted by: steevy at September 03, 2011 05:49 PM (fyOgS)

150

Wow. Just what we need in this country: strict boob control!

CoolCzech, you'd get behind that idea if you were the guy controlling them.

As would we all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 03, 2011 05:49 PM (Bj6D0)

151 Missed Breaking Bad this season because I didn't keep my eye out for it, and the seasons run so short now, poof it's gone. I agree, there is something peculiar about the Marine One flight. I did see the JEFSCFOAMF walking toward the helicopter with the youngest daughter, but then I saw another pic with the Mooch beside him. I don't know what's real and what's not (old shots, new shots). I do know he would not answer any questions from reporters, looked preoccupied. Personally, I think the gig is up. He thought he could shoot Boehner with a poison arrow over this 8th date, but it backfired, big-time, as he has nothing to offer from his bag of tricks, it has already been downgraded....over a length of time.... these inspired nuggets of ideas will emerge.

Posted by: Moniker at September 03, 2011 05:50 PM (TN7KL)

152 Wow. Just what we need in this country: strict boob control!

Posted by: CoolCzech

When boobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have boobs!!

What's next? Bra control? Bra rationing?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes... at September 03, 2011 05:51 PM (sJTmU)

153 O/T (San Francisco Chronicle) Undocumented college students in California will receive free tuition. WTF.

Will they get undocumented degrees?

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 03, 2011 05:51 PM (TVvXc)

154 144 I used to moderate a UseNet News Group.

I feel...old.

Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 03, 2011 09:35 PM (QNeKQ)

It wasn't ASR was it? That group was fun...

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 09:46 PM (nNORk)

Alt Religion S_____. no, i dont want you to look it up on Google, and find out with any confidence who i am, and the craziness i presided over. You know those Alt Groups were wicked strange. I had a blast and it taught me all about how to manage the interpersonal drama of the insane. But i would never want to be judged by what i wrote there.

Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 03, 2011 05:51 PM (QNeKQ)

155 151 Wow. Just what we need in this country: strict boob control! CoolCzech, you'd get behind that idea if you were the guy controlling them. As would we all. Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 03, 2011 09:49 PM (Bj6D0) For starters, I would outlaw spring loaded boobie hoslters...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:51 PM (niZvt)

156 holsters, damnit, boobie HOLSTERS.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:52 PM (niZvt)

157 What's next? Bra control? Bra rationing? Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes... at September 03, 2011 09:51 PM (sJTmU) Ban them all, I say! Give me your mammalial masses... yearning to breath free!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 03, 2011 05:53 PM (niZvt)

158

For starters, I would outlaw spring loaded boobie hoslters...

Watch it, kid! You'll put your eye out with one of those.

But what a way to go.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 03, 2011 05:54 PM (Bj6D0)

159

I had a blast and it taught me all about how to manage the interpersonal drama of the insane.

So AoSHQ is like home to you then.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 03, 2011 05:55 PM (Bj6D0)

160 "... manage the interpersonal drama of the insane..." Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 03, 2011 09:51 PM (QNeKQ) I think I;m stealing that for my resume. And I didn't mean to pry- sorry if I gave that impression, but I used to hang out on "alt.sysadmin.recovery" (ASR) and there were some very good folks there... Now I feel old too.

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 05:56 PM (nNORk)

161

I'll say that Rise of the Planet of the Apes was very good, though.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2011 09:42 PM (lh7Yc)

I liked that one too.

the fda wants women with silicone implants to register them.....it was an article on drudge......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 03, 2011 09:46 PM (eOXTH)

The US government is getting scary invasive. It's looking more like a left wing, bureaucratic totalitarian nightmare every day.

I don't fear Canadian bureaucracies, okay, except for Human Rights Tribunals. And I have no real rights to property or free speech. But I don't fear Canadian government authorities. I'm respectful, I play along. They don't scare me.

But every agency in the United States seems to have a regulatory power to make your life a living hell if they focus on you. Your company you built up over a lifetime is using banned wood. These smelt need to be protected; your farmland will have to go dry. The IRS is now coming after Americans in Canada (and the rest of the world) full force and has many people scared. It's pretty damn frightening to me.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 03, 2011 06:00 PM (GKQDR)

162

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 03, 2011 10:00 PM (GKQDR)

Ya, the student loans department has its own swat team kicking in doors...discusting.

Posted by: CanaDave plays a Gibson Les Paul Custom at September 03, 2011 06:04 PM (UlfCH)

163

Posted by: CanaDave plays a Gibson Les Paul Custom at September 03, 2011 10:04 PM (UlfCH)

You know what's scary. I can't tell if that's a joke or not. It honestly wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 03, 2011 06:10 PM (GKQDR)

164 Looks like the U.K.'s National Health has been worn-down to the nub; can't support it (why, high un-employment), offers slivers/sporadic medical treatment. It appears that there are no guidelines adhered to. Might be snuffed out altogether.

Posted by: Moniker at September 03, 2011 06:13 PM (TN7KL)

165 160

I had a blast and it taught me all about how to manage the interpersonal drama of the insane.

So AoSHQ is like home to you then.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 03, 2011 09:55 PM (Bj6D0)

why yes. yes it is. especially the ONT.

Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 03, 2011 06:17 PM (QNeKQ)

166 161 "... manage the interpersonal drama of the insane..."

Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 03, 2011 09:51 PM (QNeKQ)

I think I;m stealing that for my resume. And I didn't mean to pry- sorry if I gave that impression, but I used to hang out on "alt.sysadmin.recovery" (ASR) and there were some very good folks there...

Now I feel old too.

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 03, 2011 09:56 PM (nNORk)

i am pleased you find it worth stealing.

I used to know someone on there who posted from an "org" that she called "Dysfunction Central Planning And Resource Center" Never failed to make me smile when i read that.

Posted by: Gushka goes blue at September 03, 2011 06:20 PM (QNeKQ)

167 I was sick of the Palin thread until I was ready to puke. I've said all along, stop with the "hockey mommy, hicky-dicky), you've worn that out and now are on a parallel with Obama's "inherited " whine-out. Get's old. Do something new, always be fresh and on top of every story. Lay these over-used, nonsense label-makers to rest. Who advises these people? Either one? Would you suggest to say , "Obama, you go get them again, with the it's been Bush's fault since I walked through the White House door. Need an exorcise to get rid of his failures that linger." Who advises Palin? Oh, do an outdoor "reality" with that Kate person, she's in the news. Keep acting "hillbillyish" when you're not and never have been, keep saying "hockey puck".

Posted by: Moniker at September 03, 2011 06:33 PM (TN7KL)

168 To men: I breast-fed my two children up until they were just under two years old. Here is a question: Have any studies been done on this obsession with boobs? Did you not drink enough mother's milk? I just answered my own question because half of all babies are female, and do not seem obsessed with seeing other women's boobs. Yet, silicone is the answer for what? Bursting boobs in a bikini, yet feeling is lost. It was a carnival. All of a sudden my "B" boobs became "D" boobs with the milk. Embarrassing, always. Cat-calls, whistles, like I give a shit, my boobs are in pain and have to be milked. My husband and mother would laugh at the public's response to my dilemma, just watching the males drool. They thought this was hilarious.

Posted by: Moniker at September 03, 2011 06:45 PM (TN7KL)

169 http://tinyurl.com/3d2hchj
I smell an indonesian kenya conspiracy m.o.
Did he meet the drunken uncle, or ugly george?

Posted by: I <3 teh h8ters at September 03, 2011 08:22 PM (dh5Eu)

170 Usenet. BBS. DOS. Ah, folks! Just got through watching Dr Who, then I come here and I feel like I stepped through a time warp. Radio Shack Model I. Originally had a memory of 4K, less some for the built-in rudimentary abbreviated BASIC. (Made my young nephew ROFL this summer to tell him that, while he played online multiplayer games on his laptop.) Later, outboard 5" floppies, a whopping 16K of mem, lower-case conversion by doing surgery on the circuit board. TRS-DOS, then NEWDOS, then DOUBLE-DOS that doubled the 5" disc capacity. Acoustic modem hooked up to BBS at 300baud. Later a zippy 2400 baud actual plug-a-phone-line-in modem card. The geniuses who wrote TAPCIS for access to CompuServe freed me from my own interface sw, but I still had to write my own word processer. Home-made bookkeeping (with checkbook balancing ability!) in VisiCalc macros. A display of 16 lines of 64 characters each. Writing processor-level software for the Z-80 chip (half the commands of the original PC chip) to make 4-dimensional games on a monochrome display with maximum graphics of 128 by 48 blocks (don't call them pixels). I knew what every chip and byte in that computer did. That was the last time, though. Then I were a hacker, by necessity. Now I be (mostly) a user, unavoidably. I just replaced my expired monitor with 1920x1080. Have about 3gig hard drive space on the LAN, sluggish cable internet at 100Mbps. Nearly 50 tabs open in two browser windows. Download hi-res full-length movies and watch them in wide screen. Power I could never imagine having in the late 1970s. And I still can't make these things do what I want half the time. I plugged in that Model I and it said "READY" -- sweet! How could I suspect... they would DESTROY MY LIFE! Sorry. Blubbering in my cider-doused doddering senility. Time to take my rheumy eyes and long gray beard and shuffle off to bed!

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at September 03, 2011 08:49 PM (W6lga)

171 OMGosh, just read some Palin threads. I am amazed people think she could ever be a viable candidate nationally. Or anywhere really. People must not truly understand how viscerally polarizing she is. Basically all the conservative or right leaning women I know loathe her. And it isn't about any specific policy - it is just about her being herself. She rubs them the wrong way for reasons they can't quite describe. That is all I need to know to understand that Palin is a terrible candidate. Sorry I missed the thread when it was relevant.

Posted by: emaugust at September 03, 2011 08:52 PM (E8wmM)

172 Prodigy? Jebus in a sidecar... been online since...

1981- Compuserve, Genie, Delphi. Trash 80 with the de-luxe 64K ( not M or G... ) of random access memory...

Drives? Wot's Zat? I used a cassette deck to load data... but the modem plugged in... you didn't have to "dial" a number and place the handset into a cradle, even back then. We even had hot, running water...

But we still walked up to school uphill- in both directions- in those days.

Posted by: backhoe, Hobbit tea-roar-ist of Doom at September 04, 2011 02:11 AM (rFdqZ)

173 Wow i really found this to be an interesting read; thanks for sharing

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