1

first.

 

And I love these heart wrming stories.

2 Ace is posting at 7:54 AM?!  That's it....the end is near.

3 When you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

4 I saw that on Fox a few days. Warmed my heart it did. But now he has to worry long term.

Our wonderful justice system will probably have this guy back on the street in short order. He now has to watch his back.

5

That bank robber must be feeling mighty embarrassed after getting his ass kicked by a man wearing crocs.

6 Sometimes bad things happen to bad people.

7 Same as stories like this

8 Damn, have to watch out for those "trips and falls". They account for most common accidents.

9 OT: Politico is now reporting that the Seattle Co-Ed believes that Weiner's pic was intended for the porn star. Not that Ace would be interested on anything.

10 OT - This probably isn't true, but I'm going to pretend it is anyway - the justice will be even sweeter!

Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden? Yes, says firm who claim its pig fat gun oil is bought by U.S. military personnel.

11 OT: Don't like the individual mandate?  Easy solution: be poor!

12 OT - This probably isn't true, but I'm going to pretend it is anyway - the justice will be even sweeter!

Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden? Yes, says firm who claim its pig fat gun oil is bought by U.S. military personnel.

One can only hope (and that some of the burial procedures included the liberal use of this product)!

The problem is that Holder will now be pressuring the DoD to pursue the SEALs for insufficient muslim sensitivity in a combat operation.

13 I like how he took time to build a fort for his kids. What a great dad.

14 OT: Co-ed is now tweeting she was ambushed and the NY Post put words in her mouth; she's really pissed at Politico for playing it up

15

Do you have to say "OT" if it's a Weiner comment??

See if you can find the problem with the Comely Coed's comment:

"I just want this to be over," she told The Post yesterday during an exclusive photo shoot and interview near her Bellingham, Wash., college campus.

16 I like not only how he protected his children, but also how the older woman buttressed the chairs with a table. A couple of very cool heads [Weiner get out of my head- oh noes, I did it again!]

17 Amen brother.

What a beautiful thing life is with people like Peoples around ;-)

18

"I just want this to be over," she told The Post yesterday during an exclusive photo shoot and interview near her Bellingham, Wash., college campus.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 03, 2011 08:20 AM (XdlcF)

Nothing to see here--move along!

19

My quote was from JWF...

20 Oh I hate this commenting thing with the long strings message! 

21 It was a toy gun...


but the soldier didn't know that...

so yeah, badass.

22 The "O" in "OT" is understood to stand for "on" if it's a Weiner story, Mama. I think she's sincere about wanting it to go away. She's not inviting the attention but keeps getting ambushed. She's a fan of Weiner's who probably doesn't want him to go down over this. She would have done some TV interviews if she was a publicity hound.

23 kid gives inspirational speech after learning to ride a bike

24 What the hell does this have to do with Anthony's Weiner?

25 On Fox you could clearly see the size of SGT Peoples's arms. Massive. Definitely one of America's Best

26 I think she's sincere about wanting it to go away.

The impression I get is that she doesn't want the world to know she was screwing around with a married man.

If she really said she thought Weiner was trying to tweet the porn star, she's just trying to save herself at this point.

27 Damn. The Ewok don't sleep.

28 I don't know, Joe, I think "I want this to be over" is hard to believe when followed by "I'm reading for my close up".

29 Just one more reason to go to the bank with Kevlar furniture.
I'm thinking Mr. Peoples should find a nice peace dividend in his checking account statement next month.

30

One thing many viewers have probably missed in all the horse-race speculation is that Palin is perfectly willing to discuss her positions on key issues, if anyone wants to ask. In fact, in recent days, weeks, and months, we've seen a lot of policy commentary from the former Alaska governor.

Whole column here. 

The last Weiner post has finally given me a framework to understand what my thing is with the anti-Palin sentiment that exists among some here at AOSHQ.  It is that the words, the poses, don't fit the fact pattern.  For example, Ace says he would be perfectly happy with Palin if she would just go on a barnstorming tour of the talk shows to convince the world that she is smart.  But otherwise, it sounds like lame Kos-kiddie "She is teh stoopid!"

Same with the "I was with her until she resigned the governorship" contingent.  You know who served out a whole term?  Jimmy Carter, and any number of incompetent, corrupt, malicious, and downright evil people who WEREN'T EVEN ON OUR SIDE.  Yeah, "Sarah Palin quitter!"  Doesn't jibe. 

Yeah, I know, early for a Palin flame thread, but I have had 2 cups of coffee already. 

And this time ctrl-a ctrl-c before hitting post. 

31 Ace were you kept up all night by the Weiner?

32 Hell yes!

33

As if he wasn't already a HERO to those two sons of his.

Job well done, Staff Sergeant! 

 

 

34 Just one more reason to go to the bank with Kevlar furniture. I'm thinking Mr. Peoples should find a nice peace dividend in his checking account statement next month. Posted by: ontherocks at June 03, 2011 08:32 AM (HBqDo) You'd hope so, or let the Bank establish College Funds for his Kids. But in the end SGT Peoples did what he did because of who he is and what he stands for

35

ready

 

36

And this time ctrl-a ctrl-c before hitting post. 

Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2011 08:32 AM (Fw2Gg)

Words to live by with Ace's commenting apparatus and my typing skills!

37 The Comely Coed wants the positive attention, just not the negative attention.  She wants to use this as a stepping stone for her career, but not be known as the little slut who was flirting with a married guy.

I wonder what she told her mama.  Because her mama might end up looking the fool too.

38 OT: Ugly, UGLY job numbers for May. Economy adds 54,000 jobs (thats a five digit number). Unemployment up to 9.1% Yikes...

39 >>But in the end SGT Peoples did what he did because of who he is and what he stands for
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2011 08:34 AM (i6RpT)

_{.....and there's also a good chance that he's a Yankees fan.}

40

New NFP of 54000 on consensus of 165000

Unemployment 9.2%

DOOM!

41 Who is this guy posting as Ace? 

I thought Ace was taking the weekend off and partying in the Hamptons?

On another note, that is one big MFering Sgt.  I wouldn't want to fuck with him.

42 Ace I need a DM after my morning BM. Help me. Also check out the photos of me and my girls at beach week at Myrtle Beach, SC!

43 Up again, eh?  Well, enjoy your funemployment, bitches.  You're welcome.

44 This may seem O/T but it's not really:  I was walking my airedale a couple years ago in a nearby park when this hawt Rooskie medical student came up and started asking me about her.  Turns out that they're very popular in Belarus and that this girl had even gotten a passport for her's to bring it to the USA.  When we were chatting about the dogs I told her that we became fond of the breed because they're so protective of children; and that we got our first, a pretty large male, when our children were at the age when they don't need a babysitter any more but you're still nervous about it and having a dog that will kick ass on intruders lessens the concern.

When I said that she told me that the person that owned her dog's father, a huge male, lived in a tiny apartment.  One day a couple lowlife's broke in to rob the place.  The dog was merely attentively curious until one of the idiots shoved the owner's child; the dog killed that stupid cocksucker and put the other fuckhead in intensive care.

45

Yeah, I know, early for a Palin flame thread, but I have had 2 cups of coffee already. 

And this time ctrl-a ctrl-c before hitting post. 

Posted by: blaster a
.........
Here's the prob, blaster..  She can read speeches and spout policy as well as anyone.  We are all convinced she's a very hard-line conservative with all the family values, etc. etc.

But this tour of hers shows exactly what her problem is.  She wants to be in control of how she gets her message out.  We think she is really terrible when she goes unscripted.  She is proving our point by never allowing that.

I will give her the benefit of the doubt.  But only as long as she gets into the race in time to be part of debates... several debates.  And I agree she needs to hit the talk shows.  If she can't take the heat, she needs to get out of the kitchen.

46 F the Yankees. Their fans are almost as big of pretentious jackasses as Cowboys fans.

47 What a great story. Another military dividend.

48 Another item of interest in this story is that the robber is homeless. The hobo menace has been ignored long enough.

49 And the f-ing Steelers fans, I shouldn't have forgot those aholes who all claim to have lived in Pittsburg at one point. Which is impossible because Green Bay, Wisconsin has more people than Pittsurg. Take your stupid black jersey off you bandwagon jumping homos and just admit you like to root for the team that wins the most.....its ok...the lying that's not ok.

50 Oops, I kinda blocked out that photo shoot thing. But in honor of Weiner, I stick to my story!

51 People unemployed for over 6 months were UP 361K. 44% of unemployed have been out of work for 6 months or more. CHANGE BITCHES!

52 Quoth the sympathetic economist Administration tool:

"Nobody knows how soft and how long [the latest economic downturn will be], but the best case view is that the fundamentals of the recovery remain intact and the economy will re-accelerate in the second half of the year."

Well, okie dokie then ... we'll just hang tight until that happens, bro ... do let us know, though, OK?  Wouldn't want to miss the hope and change after all this misery and despair.

Also, Drudge is reporting the President of Yemen was just killed in an attack on his palace.  That probably won't have any negative repercussions.

Now watch this drive ....

53

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 08:40 AM (Md8G5)

Almost?

54 Is it time to re-read Kim du Toit's "The Pussification of the American Male"?
My G-d, and to think Americans elected Obama, the ultimate male pussy.
Gen. George Patton: "We don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be killed off like rats! If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation of brave men". Too many pussified cowards..............

55 I am just so darned mad my daughter has to be put in the spotlight like thi...er...excuse me for a sec...

Genette..sweetie...arch your back for the next picture...it'll accentuate your boobies..

OK..sorry...now where we?

56 If you listen to the entire video at the second link, the bank robber also shit himself when Staff Sgt. Peoples took him down. BWAHAHAHA!

57 "And I agree she needs to hit the talk shows.  If she can't take the heat, she needs to get out of the kitchen."

Disagree.  Completely.  The MFM, talk shows, and all other news shows, are sinister fucking traps for all conservatives.  Why the hell would ANY of them walk into a trap.  Fuck the liberal talks shows.  I can't stand it when established Republicans who know they're going to get mauled on these shows continue to appear.  Just amazes the hell out of me.

58 52 "Nobody knows how soft or how long" Dude the Weiner thread is two doors down.

59 24 What the hell does this have to do with Anthony's Weiner?

 

***************

 

Exactly ...

I need my wiener fix ... uh ... I dont' think  that came out right ... uh... that either ... this has got me all choked up ...uh ... I mean ...  uh ... nevermind....  

60 49 And the f-ing Steelers fans, I shouldn't have forgot those aholes who all claim to have lived in Pittsburg at one point. Which is impossible because Green Bay, Wisconsin has more people than Pittsurg.

Take your stupid black jersey off you bandwagon jumping homos and just admit you like to root for the team that wins the most.....its ok...the lying that's not ok.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 08:45 AM (Md8G5)

Jealous much??  I grew up near Pittsburgh.  There's a fucking "h" in it.

61 Does anyone know whether Sarah gut a boob job by chance?  Because she looks fucking smoking hot and quite chesty these days ....

62 59   Dude the Weiner thread is two doors down.   *********   Nope ...  we are now in an all weiner, all the time  mode here...

63 Weiner  ANOTHER MALE PUSSY!

64 I agree with Sukie Tawdry. It is just STUPID to walk into an ambush. The MSM is an enemy.

65 *BREAKING*

Down-on-his-luck man mercilessly pummeled by violent, maniacal, racist soldier (whose head exposed arms we have digitally blurred) home on leave from George Bush's illegal war for oil on brown people

66 Hedgehog, you said near Pittsburgh, not in Pittsburgh, why does every freaking Steelers fan lie and say they lived their? Really is it that hard to say you grew up in some pisshole like Scranton?

67

@45 - why is Palin's bus tour a "problem" for you?  You think it's the wrong way to run - have you thought maybe she isn't running?  Maybe that's why it isn't being run like a normal campaign? 

I think she is doing important work for the capital R Right.  Her tour isn't called "The Wonderfulness of Being Sarah" it says on the side of the bus  "One Nation Under God." 

She is out laying groundwork.  People are EXCITED to see her, to hear her.  In 2010 she went out and helped candidates campaign and win.  Not batting a thousand but who does? 

And why the backhanded compliment on "she can read policy and speeches..."  Did you read York's column? 

Palin has also been speaking out in support of Rep. Paul Ryan's budget plan -- another question that Republicans, and certainly all Republican presidential candidates, have had to answer. Palin supports the Ryan plan and even adds that she'd like to include Social Security in the deficit-cutting mix (something Ryan left out). And when Palin criticizes President Obama's inaction on the deficit, even David Brooks, the New York Times columnist who once said Palin "represents a fatal cancer to the Republican Party," observes that, "Sarah Palin is right about that. He has no plan."

I have for a while used Lincoln's dictum about Grant - "I cannot spare this man he fights."  That's important in a party that too often seems to think that lying down and not struggling will make it hurt less.  Fight is a good thing, but not the only thing. 

Perhaps a better General analogy would be to Patton v. Eisenhower.  Palin is more in the Patton mold than in Eisenhower's.  She ruffles a lot of feathers.  But she fights, and she makes the bad guys hurt (Party like its 1773 anyone?) and draws their attention and fire.  (1st US Army Group?) 

She is on our side, and she's helping us win.  Why people on the good side want to hate on her I don't understand.   

 

68 I'm sure Holder's Department of Social Justice is already investigating the brutal treatment of the alleged bank robber.

69 Too bad it wasn't a DRT story, that would have been a perfect ending.  Kudos to another American ass kicking soldier.  He showed more mercy than that douche deserved, which at the very minimum was the toy gun shoved sideways up his ass. 

70

Thank you Staff Sgt. Peoples for your service to our country. 

 

Thank you Staff Sgt Peoples for kicking ass. 

71

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 03, 2011 08:12 AM (yrGif)

I'm gonna go waaaaaaaaay out on a limb here and call that story bull droppings.

72 Jack Kervorkian is dead.

73 Nope ...  we are now in an all weiner, all the time  mode here...

Is the name of the site going to be changed to "Ace of Wieners"?

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, tweet a dic pic, and begin to spin furiously. A Wiener

74

Ray Junior is my new hero:

Junior: The question is simple: YouÂ’re a Senator today. The Ryan plan comes across your desk. Are you voting yes or no?

Haridopolos: Again, Ray Junior, IÂ’m not getting into that today because itÂ’s not the vote that IÂ’m dealing with

.......................

Junior: Ok, get him off my phone. I donÂ’t want anything to do with this guy. Get rid of him.

75 73 Jack Kervorkian is dead. Posted by: Chuck Z at June 03, 2011 09:00 AM (Ig+B0) How's he doing, anyway?

76  Posted by: Sukie Tawdry at June 03, 2011 08:52 AM (MPtFW)

Amen...many of the same who bitch and moan that the MFing MBM twist,distort  and lie about everything conservatives say and do turn around and bitch about how Palin does an end run around them

77

Ace of Spades HQ, all who enter here enter another dimension, another time. We are in......................................................the Weiner Zone.

78 67 Hedgehog, you said near Pittsburgh, not in Pittsburgh, why does every freaking Steelers fan lie and say they lived their? Really is it that hard to say you grew up in some pisshole like Scranton?

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 08:59 AM (Md8G5)

I grew up in a town 15 miles south of Pittsburgh just over the Washington county line.  Isn't that close enough?

79 64>> Weiner  ANOTHER MALE PUSSY!
Posted by: mangun at June 03, 2011 08:55 AM (mG5AS)

That is gastronomically, anatomically, and zoologically incorrect, otherwise I'm in total agreement.

80 78 Ace of Spades HQ, all who enter here enter another dimension, another time. We are in......................................................the Weiner Zone. Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2011 09:03 AM (OlN4e) We have entered Ginger Lee's Weiner Zone? It's kind of humid in here... and what are those drums beating in the darkness?

81

Sweet.

 

82 Popquiz...who recently wrote this about Piper Palin??

Is it too outrageous to ask why this little girl is not in school, rather than acting as a media bouncer for her mother on a publicity/campaign tour? Update: because school in Alaska is now out for the summer. My bad.

83

She is on our side, and she's helping us win.  Why people on the good side want to hate on her I don't understand.   

Posted by: blaster

.......

That's your problem.  We don't hate her.  We love her.. she's a great cheerleader.. let's even say she's a great general to go with your analogy.

But, IMHO, she's not presidential material.  Patton woulda made a lousy president.

84 Hedgehog your town has a name, what is it? I doubt its called Pittsburgh or Near Pittsburgh.

85 If this were jolly-ole England, the brave soldier would be in jail for assault and the perp would sue him.

And just think, they were the model for our laws. What a bunch of euroweenies they've become.

86 I think it was Kruiser who on a tweet referred to Ace's spot-on prognostications about how Weinergate was going to unfold as "spadey" sense


Ace of Spades starring in

The Yeoman

87 LOL, the times I have been to Pittsburgh I always thought it was a beautiful city. Of course I didn't live there so I don't know what the problems were. Also, had to drink that Yuengling while I was there.

Now I can get it here in SC.

88 Men like SGT Peoples don't get paid enough

89 blaster, you're wasting your time on Jerry. He's down on everyone to the right of Mittens--ie, all conservatives.  In his world, Paul Ryan is an extremist. What do you expect, he's from Chi-town? Why he hangs on conservative websites is anyone's guess, but the Perpetual Candidacy of Mittens probably explains it.

90 Hedgehog, you said near Pittsburgh, not in Pittsburgh, why does every freaking Steelers fan lie and say they lived their? Really is it that hard to say you grew up in some pisshole like Scranton?

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 08:59 AM (Md8G5)

I know you're just trying to stir the pot...but the area around Pittsburgh is  beautiful, especially down around Washington and points further south near WV

.....but i still hate the Steelers and their rapist quarterback and jihadist runningback

Eh...but maybe it's just that I'm jealous because we don't have professional football in Cincinnati

91 Vic I don't have a problem with the city. I just run into a lot of bandwagon Steelers fans here in the DC metro area that all to a man claim to be from Pittsburgh. It annoys me I cnat really tell you why. I'm a Redskins fan, I don't feel the need to claim I'm from DC instead of Fairfax, VA.

92 85 Hedgehog your town has a name, what is it? I doubt its called Pittsburgh or Near Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 09:06 AM (Md8G5)

So only those who actually grow up inside the city limits can be fans?  My town of 20,000 didn't have its own NFL football team so I had to find the nearest bandwagon and jump on.  It just happened to be the Steelers, 15 long miles away.

93 To: All the Yankees haters
Fr: A Yankees fan

Jealousy is an ugly thing. Try to work on these issues by being more of a positive fan. For example; try to root for your team without comparing them to the Yankees, because in that direction lies madness and upset.

And....blow me.

94 89 Men like SGT Peoples don't get paid enough

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2011 09:13 AM (i6RpT)

They're non-essential.

95 two thumbs up from the HB ...

96 The hell?  Where's the weiner?

97 94 To: All the Yankees haters
Fr: A Yankees fan

Jealousy is an ugly thing. Try to work on these issues by being more of a positive fan. For example; try to root for your team without comparing them to the Yankees, because in that direction lies madness and upset.

And....blow me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 03, 2011 09:16 AM (LH6ir)

Since you live in NJ, you are a bandwagon Yankees fan according to Mr Pink...Only those who live in NY, or maybe the Bronx can be real Yankees fans.

98 The hell? Where's the weiner? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 09:17 AM (UOM4 Probably still in bed or literally getting man handled in the shower

99 That's right beedub, AROUND Pittsburgh, not from there. The Pittsburgh metro area which includes all the towns, which have names, is home to a lot of people. The actual city of Pittsburgh, only has a population of less than 300,000, smaller than Green Bay I am pretty sure.

100 Pittsburgh is a cool town

You really have not experienced decadence until you've tried a Primanti Bros sandwich with about 6 lbs of meat, a bucket of fries and a gallon of cole slaw on it

The bathrooms are more like vomitoriums...you go in to yak up the first half of the sandwich and go back out for more

101 It annoys me I cnat really tell you why. I'm a Redskins fan, I don't feel the need to claim I'm from DC instead of Fairfax, VA.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 09:15 AM (Md8G5)

Being from DC is the last thing I'll cop to.  I run into the Pittsburgh Steeler fans in my neck of MD too.  Cowboy fans too. 

102 100 That's right beedub, AROUND Pittsburgh, not from there. The Pittsburgh metro area which includes all the towns, which have names, is home to a lot of people. The actual city of Pittsburgh, only has a population of less than 300,000, smaller than Green Bay I am pretty sure.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 09:19 AM (Md8G5)

So when you are in California for example, and someone asks you where you are from, do you say DC or DC area or do you say Fairfax, VA? 

BTW, the Steelers do have a shitload of bandwagon fans in the DC area.

103 ince you live in NJ, you are a bandwagon Yankees fan according to Mr Pink...Only those who live in NY, or maybe the Bronx can be real Yankees fans. Posted by: Hedgehog at June 03, 2011 09:18 AM (Rn2kl) Actually that is not true. When the city started to become uninhabitable, those who lived in upper Manhattan and the Bronx ( and tended to be Yankee Fans ) moved to NJ ( or maybe Westchester if they liked paying high Taxes? Democrats I guess). Those from Queens ( Met's Fans ) went to Long Island and were never heard from again.

104 That's right beedub, AROUND Pittsburgh, not from there. The Pittsburgh metro area which includes all the towns, which have names, is home to a lot of people. The actual city of Pittsburgh, only has a population of less than 300,000, smaller than Green Bay I am pretty sure.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 09:19 AM (Md8G5)

That's probably 3 or 4 times the size of Green Bay.....which is surrounded by water and tundra

105 101 Pittsburgh is a cool town

You really have not experienced decadence until you've tried a Primanti Bros sandwich with about 6 lbs of meat, a bucket of fries and a gallon of cole slaw on it

The bathrooms are more like vomitoriums...you go in to yak up the first half of the sandwich and go back out for more

Posted by: beedubya at June 03, 2011 09:20 AM (AnTyA)

Funny...and true.

106 Weiner has hosted his very own Burning Dick festival, and guess who the Burning Dick is? Heh.

107 I love that soldier gave a much needed ass-whuppin' to that jackass.  Hopefully, when he "fell" he lost a few teeth and broke a couple of ribs.

108 No hedgehog you are misunderstanding me. Its not bandwagon for you to be a Steelers fan. Its just a douchebag move for someone to say they are from Pittsburgh when they are not.

109 Posted by: Hedgehog at June 03, 2011 09:18 AM (Rn2kl)

I was born in the Bronx. Does that count with the arbiter?

110 We don't hate her. But...

What do you mean 'we', white man?

111 Friday is going downhill early. Employee: [visibly upset] "Jeff! This man on the phone called me - an OLD. WHORE!" Jeff: [noting her age - mid-fifties - whorish fried, platinum blond hair, her dated, whorish outfit, pondering that the planet earth may have been travelling at light speed for thirty years, so we stayed young while she's been aging blowing Ozzy's bass player on the tour bus] "Wow. Michelle. That's... umm... terrible. And... uhhhh... ummm... obviously not true."

112 I agree that I would like to see Sarah engage in a real discussion (not an MBM orchestrated debacle) with intelligent rational oppponents.  This will NOT happen in any classical media environment. However, even if she has great talking point writers, she still believes that what she is putting out there for all to see makes sense and fits into an American framework, and that works reasonably well for me.  I never found much use for those perfect Democratic  candidates that knew everything there was to know about everything.  I think I could deal with a conservative that consulted specialists.

If any conservative ever has an MBM interview and doesn't independently tape the entire interview and put the unedited complete version on YouTube, they will not get a vote from me.

113 The hell? Where's the weiner? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 09:17 AM (UOM4 Not sure, but it's really hot, stinky, and humid in here.

114 I was born in the Bronx. Does that count with the arbiter? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 03, 2011 09:24 AM (LH6ir) Many/Most good Yankee fans are from the Bronx or like my Mom--Morning Side Heights or as it was called in the old days White Harlem

115 . Its just a douchebag move for someone to say they are from Pittsburgh when they are not.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 09:23 AM (Md8G5)

Why would anyone be proud enough to be "from" Pittsburg to lie about it. Isn't that like lying about being from Detroit?

116

I don't quite understand the argument that you have to be from the area where a sports team is located in order to be a "true" fan of that team.  My former boss was a huge San Diego Chargers fan, and she grew up in Las Vegas before coming to New Hampshire.  And here in New England we have plenty of Yankees fans (which is fun when they're at a BoSox sports bar), not to mention Jets and Giants fans.  My dad grew up in New Jersey, but he was a Green Bay fan in his younger days.  So I don't get the hostility.  I mean, if you can't be a fan of a sports team because you don't live in their home area, then what do the people in Montana do during NFL season? 

Am I missing something?

On a slightly related side note, as a native New Englander I'm a Patriots fan by default.  One thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when folks call the Patriots a Boston team.  They are not a Boston team.  Gillette Stadium is not in Boston; it's in Foxboro, twenty miles away.  They are a REGIONAL team.  Hence the damn name. 

That drives me up a wall.

117 I say Northern Virginia mostly when people ask where I'm from. A lot of southern Va is like a scene from Deliverance.

118 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 03, 2011 09:24 AM (FI38b)

So...is she good in the sack?

119 G-damn sock fail... OFF!

120 Anyone who says they have ever flown into, done a transfer,or layover in Cincinnati is a fucking liar and a douchebag.

...cuz the airport is in Kentucky

121

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 03, 2011 09:24 AM (FI38b)

So, Jeff, have you polled all your friends to see what they thought about that? How about your Mom?

122 "...Morning Side Heights..."

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2011 09:26 AM (i6RpT)

That's the Upper West Side, bucko. And that means you are a red diaper baby, probably trolling here for your masters over at (bowel)moveon.

Begone with you! 

123 So...is she good in the sack? I would assume so. She IS an old whore, after all.

124 Fox is reporting that charges against Edwards will be filed in Raleigh today.

125
BVD Briefs
Amateur Sexy Teens
iPhones
Twitter Apps
Internet Security
Tiffanys Jewelry


I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

126 Maddog, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. I think Old Whores must be my demographic or something. I'm only 38, but they seem to need to unburden themselves to me. About 10 or 12 years ago, this old whore comes up to me at work, and apropos of NOTHING, says "Jeff. I just found out from my mama today... That I - am a child of RAPE." To which I got pissed and said, "Goddamit, Brenda! Why would you tell me that? Why would you tell anyone that?! Now I feel like I've been raped, Brenda. You have force-fucked that knowledge into my head without my permission. Bad. BAD!"

127 I say Northern Virginia mostly when people ask where I'm from. A lot of southern Va is like a scene from Deliverance.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 09:27 AM (Md8G5) 

Back in November '08 I was sitting at a bar in Dulles when I overheard a conversation with between two scrunts wearing Obama T-shirts who were interns with some NGO and a guy who sold heart monitoring equipment (I remember that fact because in a subsequent conversation I found out he knew my FiL's cardiologist).

The guy asked the gals if they lived here in Virginia. One said "No..we live in NoVa. We never say just Virginia". He asked why.

The other said because NoVa is cool and progressive the rest of Virginia is full of uneducated, racist hillbillies.

One asked where he was from..and he said Roanoke(which FWI is in SW VA near the WV border)...and just then his black wife who had travelled separately to the airport sat down next to him.

G*d..the looks on their faces was priceless

128 This is exactly the cure I needed for all that Weinergate damage.  Thanks Ace!

129 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 03, 2011 09:40 AM (FI38b)

Jeff, Jeff, you are the only one I can talk to. You have such a kind face.

That dirty Ace did dirty things to me. I have pictures. Would you like to see them?

130 Jealous much??  I grew up near Pittsburgh.  There's a fucking "h" in it.

The real question is how ttsb winds up being pronounced cktz or sss depending on how many Rrn's have been consumed.

You really have not experienced decadence until you've tried a Primanti Bros sandwich ,

Drunk, stoned, lost @ 3am in the strip

I'm a Redskins fan,

Tell Dan, "I want my money back!"

131

Great job Sgt. EDDIE Peoples, now why did you saddle your sons with the names Ikaika and Kioni?   

132 I never found much use for those perfect Democratic candidates that knew everything there was to know about everything.
Hrothgar.

Judging from the stuttering jackass infesting the white house, the wiener wielder monopolizing this blog, the greasy muppet from Florida spewing insane jibberish at the head of the DNC (Waterlogged-Scheiss), the bleached blue toothed imbecile serving as VP, and so on- it appears the Democrats don't have much use for them either, Hrothgar.

133

Great job Sgt. EDDIE Peoples, now why did you saddle your sons with the names Ikaika and Kioni?  

Word

134 Yeah you have to look out for those racist people from Roanoke.

(I was born there)

135 I get the feeling this dude wasn't support branch.

136 I say Northern Virginia mostly when people ask where I'm from. A lot of southern Va is like a scene from Deliverance.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 03, 2011 09:27 AM (Md8G5)

Why not just say Fairfax and not be a douchebag about it?

137 That must be the most horrible feeling in the world, that first second when you realize your big bad gun is no longer in your hand...

138 Umm, Chi-Town Jerry, isn't that what I said? I don't think she is running. If you say Sarah Palin is a fine person I just prefer someone else to be President, that's okay. If you say, really, I like Sarah Palin, she can read cue cards just fine.... Well, like i said. Pose doesn't fit the fact pattern. Might as well be a Kos-kiddie.

139 This is a heartwarming story, all right, but I am curious how the surprisingly risk-averse Army will react to it.

(a) No reaction - he did it on leave, and they'd rather not touch it.
(b) Soldier's Medal - he put his life at risk to defend others in a situation not involving the enemy
(c) reprimand, formal or informal, because it could have gone wrong.

"If it works you're a hero, if it doesn't you're a bum" comes to mind.

All depends on his chain of command, I guess.

140 >>Gillette Stadium is not in Boston; it's in Foxboro, twenty miles away.  They are a REGIONAL team.  Hence the damn name. 

That drives me up a wall.

Posted by: Pres Barack Hussein Obama at June 03, 2011 09:26 AM (4df7R)

You're obviously not old enough to remember when they played at Fenway, (and BU and BC and Harvard Stadium).

_{Not that I am either, some old friend told me about that I swear}

141 Oh, and, Captain Hate, #44: That is awesome.

142 Well the guy did shit himself.

143 Sometimes I do say Fairfax, when I'm not feeling like being a douchebag that day.

144 It's always amazed me that the same people who decry the desperate situation of the poor blacks that live in ghettos are the same people who make fun of and denegrate the poor whites that live in Appalachia.

145 Roanoke ain't that bad. I'm more referring to towns south of Newport News.

146 Mr Pink, the reason that people from the towns and townships around Pittsburgh way "near Pittsburgh" when answering the question "where are you from" is simple.

DC guy: "Where are you from?"
Me: Canonsburg, PA
DC Guy: Where the fuck is that?
Me: Near Pittsburgh

See, just cut out the first question and answer.  Efficiency baby!

147 This guy's kids can claim their dad is a real life super hero. He fights terrorists and in his off time, he thwarts bank robbers. 

148 I PITTY DA FOOOO DAT MESSES WIT PEOPLES!

149   140 This is a heartwarming story, all right, but I am curious how the surprisingly risk-averse Army will react to it.

(a) No reaction - he did it on leave, and they'd rather not touch it.
(b) Soldier's Medal - he put his life at risk to defend others in a situation not involving the enemy
(c) reprimand, formal or informal, because it could have gone wrong.

"If it works you're a hero, if it doesn't you're a bum" comes to mind.

All depends on his chain of command, I guess.

Posted by: JPS at June 03, 2011 09:55 AM (pqmpT)

uh.....BUZZKILL......

150 138 That must be the most horrible feeling in the world, that first second when you realize your big bad gun is no longer in your hand...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 03, 2011 09:51 AM (qvify)

If you listen to the news report at the end of the second link the reporter concludes that "he was so scared when Peoples took him down that he had an accident in his pants."  So he shit himself after he got his ass kicked.

151 Then he used a martial arts move to wrap one arm behind the robber's neck and slam him face first to the ground. AKA "The Rock Bottom". He had a chance at giving the creep "The People's Elbow" afterwards and didn't think about it.

152 Umm, Chi-Town Jerry, isn't that what I said? I don't think she is running. If you say Sarah Palin is a fine person I just prefer someone else to be President, that's okay. If you say, really, I like Sarah Palin, she can read cue cards just fine....

Well, like i said. Pose doesn't fit the fact pattern. Might as well be a Kos-kiddie.

Posted by: blaster
........
Whatever..  Like I said.. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.  Maybe she will prove me wrong when she gets into the debates.  Canned speeches by any of the candidates do not impress me, not just Sarah.  I get very frustrated thinking about another 4 years with jugears and keep hoping another Reagan will appear and sweep all the other candidates out of the way.  Unfortunately, we're out of Reagan's this year..

.......................

And to whoever it was that said I think Ryan is radical..  you don't listen to what I type..

I said it was dumb politically to put out that plan and even dumber to put it into the budget.  It will cost us votes in 2012.  (My opinion of the plan itself is that it makes unrealistic assumptions, thus making it unworkable in the long run and costing us even more seats.)

153

Thank you Staff Sgt Peoples, for your service and your anti-hobo-bank-robbing skills.

Empire of Jeff: I think you need to start an advice column, not just for old wimmen, but for anyone with a whine of the day. I would read it, as it would surely be more colorful than Dear Abby.

154 This was a great palate cleanser after reading the Edwards post. These two posts (Edwards and Peoples) pretty much shows the two ends of the "douchbag sociopath -------stand up guy" continuum.

His kids now have bragging rights over their friends for the rest of the school year.   Unless they're military base kids, in which case their friends probably have some similar stories.

155 Eddie Peoples?  That's a man, baby.

156 south of Newport News.

Posted by: Mr Pink

don't kid yourself, NN is JUST as bad.

157 That dirty Ace did dirty things to me.

Get in line.

158 This is pure unadulterated awesome.  SSgt. Peoples is obviously the wrong man to mess with. 

159 Crime dosnt pay and if any rotten lawyer sues in the robbers name the lawyer deserves to be hanged along  with the robber

160 I love a feel good Friday story.

161

Breaking News Update!!

Bank robber sues citizen for two million dollars for pain and suffering. Judge gives summary judgement in favor of bank robber.

Police arrest citizen who attacked bank robber. Judge sentences citizen to anger management school and put him on five years probation plus two thousand dollar fine.  Citizen's children were taken away by child protective services for Child Endangerment.

"We can't have people going around hurting folks," said the judge. "All this violence must stop." Bank robber was not available for comment from his new villa in St. Martin.

{ okay, so tell me this isn't going to happen in 95% of jurisdictions }

162 Were you going for a high degree of difficulty to impress the Romanian judge?

Hit the tip jar guys; that's comedy gold!

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164 Mess with the bull...

get the horns.

165

Sgt Peoples Commanding Officer should put in paper work for awarding him the SOLDIERS MEDAL.

It is one of the nations highest awards for a noncombat heroism.

166 If I ever laughed at anything at all ever, the line about the Romanian judge would have done it.

I may have spotted.

167 I'm surprised the Sergeant didn't tell the police officer to hold off while he made the robber "eat his shorts"--complete with the load.  Point a gun at a fellow's kids and he's likely to take it very personally.