August 13, 2011

ICYMI: Rick Perry's Speech
— andy

Rick Perry after winning a game of Russian Roulette he played with a fully-loaded revolver*:

* via @RickPerryFacts on Twitter.

Saturday afternoon open thread and coyote hunt.

Video below the fold.


Posted by: andy at 12:48 PM | Comments (68)
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1 Loaded gun?

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at August 13, 2011 12:51 PM (4sQwu)

2 Yesterday at work I was telling people that the next President was kicking off his campaign today. They smiled.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 12:52 PM (EPcuy)

3 Now I'm starting to give a shit.

Posted by: Honey Badger at August 13, 2011 12:53 PM (s7mIC)

4 I don't take kindly to communism, socialism, or kissing during sex.

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 13, 2011 12:54 PM (1fB+3)

5 I won Russian roulette by unloading the gun... with my mind.

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 13, 2011 12:55 PM (s7mIC)

6 Looks good with a six gun in his hand there....  The more insane the libtards react to Perry, the more his stock will rise with conservatives everywhere... and the wad with Palin has been shot.... it's on with Perry now.. and the libtards on the coasts are going to go bat-shit crazy

Posted by: Yip in Texas at August 13, 2011 12:55 PM (SyLEU)

7

That picture alone is reason enough to vote for him over Obama.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 13, 2011 12:56 PM (iYwUw)

8 When I'm President, I'll take care of that whole Al Qaeda thing.  Just give me a pistol and a pair of jogging shoes and set me in Afghanistan...

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 13, 2011 12:57 PM (s7mIC)

9 OMFGaia. I have to change my underwear now.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 12:57 PM (AZGON)

10 It's always easier to play Russian Roulette when your pointing the gun at someone else.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 12:57 PM (ZDUD4)

11 When I'm President, you can guarantee that the Freedom Tower will finally get built.  By me.  By hand.

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 13, 2011 12:58 PM (s7mIC)

12 When I'm President, you won't have to worry no more about flooding in the Midwest.  Just helicopter me in with a shovel and a stick of dynamite and I'll make sure that Missourah river never gets uppity again.

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 13, 2011 01:00 PM (s7mIC)

13 Caption: Despite looking away, Perry scored a neat hole in the center of the poker chip. It was floating during a game of five-card stud aboard the International Space Station.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 01:01 PM (AZGON)

14 “It’s fair to them to give them an answer here, in short order, so that they can jump on board with someone else.” – Sarah Palin August 13, 2011 From RedState

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 01:02 PM (EPcuy)

15 Nice: rickperryfacts Rick Perry Facts Rick Perry can unslam doors. (via @jianyc) 4 hours ago

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 01:03 PM (AZGON)

16

Yeah, I'd take this guy over Romney any day.

Oh, for the election, not a fight to the death?  Eh, I stand by my original statement.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 13, 2011 01:05 PM (1zwZo)

17

"Rick Perry can unslam doors."

Let's hope he can unfuck countries.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 13, 2011 01:05 PM (iYwUw)

18 17, LOL, no shit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 01:06 PM (ZDUD4)

19 Finally a candidate who give the base wood.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 13, 2011 01:06 PM (uVlA4)

20 Let's hope he can unfuck countries. Thread winner!

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 01:06 PM (EPcuy)

21 Let's hope he can unfuck countries. "What Obama has fucked up, let no man tear asunder." I swear that was in my oath of office.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at August 13, 2011 01:07 PM (AZGON)

22 Like I typed below, I just watched the Cain speech and he would make a great VP for President Perry.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at August 13, 2011 01:07 PM (Tdya9)

23 yeah there are some pretty good Rick Perry Facts

Rick Perry Facts Ronald Reagan dispatched Rick Perry to take care of a "situation" in Kafeekistan. Never heard of Kafeekistan? Precisely.

Rick Perry Facts Rick Perry went rabbit hunting with a ballpoint pen. He killed five deer and a terrorist.

Rick Perry Facts John Galt is often overhead asking, "Who is Rick Perry?"

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 01:08 PM (s7mIC)

24  just watched the first 14 minute video.. then, when I refreshed, the second one was gone!

But so far, he is awesome..  compare him to someone like Pawlenty who says all the right stuff, but Perry says it much better.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 13, 2011 01:09 PM (UTq/I)

25 @rickperryfacts Rick Perry Facts Rick Perry went rabbit hunting with a ballpoint pen. He killed five deer and a terrorist. Heh. Jim Geraghty mentioned that on the radio yesterday or so.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 01:09 PM (AZGON)

26 Any link for the Cain speech in full? Just curious since many are saying it was good. not that it will really change much for him at this point.

Posted by: Arcade Hero at August 13, 2011 01:09 PM (mmHDH)

27 Russian officers invented a crazy game because they were drunk and bored.  You don't see any drunken Texans coming up with stupid crap like that.  They rather shoot at vermin, critters and ne'erdowells, which is infinitely smarter.

Posted by: JMS at August 13, 2011 01:10 PM (yOskZ)

28 Any link for the Cain speech in full? Just curious since many are saying it was good. not that it will really change much for him at this point.

Wrong.
Rick Perry watched the V.P. debate yesterday, as was pointed out.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 01:11 PM (Qxe/p)

29

OT - a dramatic representation of my hash.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 13, 2011 01:13 PM (iYwUw)

30 I love to shoot critters, vermin and especially ne'erdowells, as there is an open season year 'round down here on 'em.   No bag limit either and some counties pay a bounty!   Good times, good times....

Posted by: Yip in Texas at August 13, 2011 01:20 PM (SyLEU)

31 Rick makes Romney look like...well...Romney

Posted by: Dickie Normous at August 13, 2011 01:28 PM (AnTyA)

32 Will somebody get me a goddamned dog so's I can shoot it

Posted by: Mittens at August 13, 2011 01:29 PM (AnTyA)

33 Alright, I know people are going to jump all over me for saying this, but the first thing I think of when I see this is: poor trigger discipline.  At least he looks like he's handled a gun, though, even if he's got bad habits.

Posted by: jvon at August 13, 2011 01:38 PM (uPcr2)

34 Looks like smoke around the end of the barrel. His finger is on the trigger because he just fired the dang gun.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2011 01:50 PM (Fw2Gg)

35 Would like to see side by side pictures of Perry firing the handgun and The Won riding his girlie bike.

Posted by: Moe Ron at August 13, 2011 02:24 PM (CxgAa)

36 #33.... you try and hold a single action revolver without putting your finger on the trigger....   ALSO... that thing with never go off unless cocked...and that pistol ain't cocked...  or even half-cocked...

Posted by: Yip in Texas at August 13, 2011 02:28 PM (SyLEU)

37 We have a lot of rituals that Presidential candidates have to do to demonstrate fitness, such as stump speeches, handing Katie Couric interviews, surviving TV candidate debates, etc. This Perry pistol photo makes me think we should add another one: Marksmanship. Get 'em out on the rifle range and see how they do. Every single one of them, in each party. Compare their targets for the percentage of bulls-eyes. Now that's a competition that America would watch. I sure would.

Posted by: Edward Sisson at August 13, 2011 02:37 PM (DRCy0)

38 Do we really need another RINO?

Posted by: Molon Labe at August 13, 2011 02:42 PM (g5MrG)

39 IIRC that's a starter pistol, not a real gun. I think he was at a car race or something.

Posted by: stace at August 13, 2011 02:44 PM (aPEuQ)

40
Say goodnight, Mitt.

Posted by: Late to the Party at August 13, 2011 03:03 PM (0b17P)

41 10 It's always easier smarter to play Russian Roulette when your pointing the gun at someone else.
FIFY

Posted by: Gen. Sir Harry Paget Flashman, VC at August 13, 2011 03:05 PM (Bte6c)

42 >Do we really need another RINO?

He might be a RINO. He might not. Mitt Romney IS for fucking sure a RINO.  No one else in the field is worth a cup of warm piss against Obama.  When given a choice between maybe a RINO and definitely a RINO, I gotta go with maybe.

Posted by: DanInMN at August 13, 2011 03:43 PM (kIgEM)

43 Stace; that is a single action .45 colt...  ie, old west, ie, Fort Worth Texas, ie, NASCAR 500 thingy that the pic is from... and it's a great pic.. now my desktop!

Posted by: Yip in Texas at August 13, 2011 03:58 PM (SyLEU)

44 I'm right about the pistol... maybe not so much about the event pictured... now that I stare at the boots plaque.. oh well... nevermind

Posted by: Yip in Texas at August 13, 2011 04:00 PM (SyLEU)

45 no I as right... Samsung 500 Texas Motor Speedway!

Posted by: Yip in Texas at August 13, 2011 04:02 PM (SyLEU)

46 After losing a round of fully loaded Russian Roulette with Rick Perry, Ron Paul looked like... Ron Paul. Only more lucid.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 13, 2011 04:10 PM (kUaEF)

47 Perry doesn't stand a chance. Only RON PAUL!!1!!1 can stop Xenu from conquering America with his dirty jew, err I mean neocon monetary policy. RON PAUL!!1!!eleventy!!

Posted by: Definitely not Ron Paul, that's for sure at August 13, 2011 04:25 PM (WD102)

48 I wish I could get as excited as some of you. Perry has been a good Governor but I never thought to myself "this guy should be President".

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50 Check the bag for a tracking device Rick. Check the gdamn bag!  And do not, under any circumstance, tell Woody Harrelson a thing.

Perry does one thing very well indeed. He gives good face. Too bad he hasn't spent years honing his speech craft as an actor like great father.  Nobody put the line with the face like RR.

Posted by: Rooster at August 13, 2011 05:47 PM (I6KKl)

51

Let's just say that that picture of Rick Perry firing a pistol in the air (although don't the dumb sumbitch know that the bullets come down somewhere?) looks a tad more authentic than the picture of our Wussy in Chief wearing a black cowboy hat.

Dumb cluck doesn't know that metrosexuals don't wear cowboyi hats.

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53 I'm a proud Texas and I have always thought Perry would be our next President!!He's a man of his word!!  Go, Rick!!

Posted by: Sara Hudnall at August 14, 2011 09:20 AM (sn25d)

54

Proud Texan that will vote for Perry.  He was a great governor and he will be a great president.  Giving Obama is pink slip in person!

 

 

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