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March 08, 2011

If You Can't Get Enough TigerBlood TV...
— Ace

Sheen's doing another ustream webcast in two minutes.

The latest is that, for lack of defending he who always wins and thus needs no defense, Jon Cryer is a troll.

But we knew that.

Posted by: Ace at 05:58 PM | Comments (116)
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1 Winning! The Future!

Posted by: Rocks at March 08, 2011 06:00 PM (th0op)

2 The Art of War....beautiful man.

Posted by: Rocks at March 08, 2011 06:01 PM (th0op)

3 Tenth caller gets one of his fake teeth. Make sure you know the "secret phrase": troll

Posted by: Frank G at March 08, 2011 06:02 PM (4X0aT)

4 charlie i went to california last year just to see you, i'm from brazil. love u, answer me!! 4 minutes ago Â• victoria__braga

The girls looooove the crazy!

Posted by: Rocks at March 08, 2011 06:03 PM (th0op)

5 It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! Classic.

Posted by: Rocks at March 08, 2011 06:04 PM (th0op)

6 I've had to unfollow a few women on Twitter for cyber-fellating Sheen despite his bugfuck insanity. I don't know who's worse, Sheen, or the fucked up fuckheaded fucknadded females who think his disturbing rants are cool.

Posted by: Hollaback Atcha at March 08, 2011 06:05 PM (TCyyS)

7 I could really use a cigarette right now.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2011 06:06 PM (4q6A5)

8 I'm digging this.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 06:06 PM (EMuWJ)

9 He's using cards? Lame.

Posted by: Rocks at March 08, 2011 06:06 PM (th0op)

10 This is a lot like Keith Olberman, only actually interesting.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2011 06:07 PM (nj1bB)

11 The Malibu Messiah is crazy as a Rabid Wombat in a beer cooler.... quote...

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at March 08, 2011 06:07 PM (NYW94)

12 John Cryer? He's been cashing in on Sheen's melt down for years, why would he want that to end?

Posted by: Shwing N. Richard D'Turd at March 08, 2011 06:07 PM (IxnN1)

13 Rocks...wow, he really is, isn't he?

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2011 06:07 PM (4q6A5)

14 Dishing the Crazy!

Posted by: Zakn at March 08, 2011 06:07 PM (zyaZ1)

15 Does anyone else get the feeling this is what Bill O'Reilly sounds like after he's had a few?

Posted by: Rocks at March 08, 2011 06:07 PM (th0op)

16 Gotta be using a teleprompter for a rant like this

Posted by: Zakn at March 08, 2011 06:08 PM (zyaZ1)

17 This is a lot like Keith Olberman, only actually interesting.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2011 10:07 PM (nj1bB)

Replace Rachel Maddow with Charlie Sheen. Would anyone really notice?

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2011 06:08 PM (4q6A5)

18 Oh lord does any of this make sense?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 08, 2011 06:08 PM (UsjBj)

19 "Grab ankles and accept your fate!"

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 08, 2011 06:09 PM (UsjBj)

20 This could actually be an important thing in communications. I'm not kidding. Just put a goofy guy on ustream and it's a "show" or something. He's kind of losing me now though.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2011 06:09 PM (nj1bB)

21 Olbermann. I am reminded of nothing so much as Olby.

Posted by: MissTammy at March 08, 2011 06:09 PM (BebB7)

22 We all know what 4Chan is, right?

It's like everything that 4Chan was, is and ever will be has been distilled, purified and channeled into one entity. This man, Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen is the living god of 4Chan.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2011 06:10 PM (4q6A5)

23 "Can you smell your soul?"

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 08, 2011 06:10 PM (UsjBj)

24 This may explain the 7.2 earthquake in Japan.

Posted by: Tami at March 08, 2011 06:11 PM (VuLos)

25 Unless he starts making sense and stops trying to be Olberman in every sentence I'm going to watch Top Shot.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2011 06:11 PM (nj1bB)

26 Hey ladies, you want crazy, this guy's a piker. I got crazy out my ears.

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at March 08, 2011 06:11 PM (BvBKY)

27 This guy has a platform to rip into his enemies and instead of giving us real insults and real dish (like, can't he out embarrassing info on these guys? everyone has embarrassing stories), it's all just minor SAT builder words in abstract insults about smelly viscera.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2011 06:12 PM (nj1bB)

28 The most intelligent thing he's done so far is smoke a cigarette.

Posted by: Rocks at March 08, 2011 06:13 PM (th0op)

29 That was it? What a gyp. He needs multiple cameras like Olberman.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2011 06:14 PM (nj1bB)

30 Dogspeed, indeed.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 08, 2011 06:14 PM (UsjBj)

31 I'm glad he gave me some Tiger Blood.

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2011 06:15 PM (nj1bB)

32 Thank Dogspeed it was short. Winning The Future!

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 06:15 PM (AZGON)

33 Decent rant. Embrace the krazy.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 06:15 PM (EMuWJ)

34 The camera likes him, as they say.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 08, 2011 06:16 PM (EMuWJ)

35 Yep, major gyp. Canned stuff read from a prompter. That was about as authentic as the GFE of a 80 dollar hooker and lasted about as long.

Posted by: Rocks at March 08, 2011 06:16 PM (th0op)

36 He said only the people who deserve the tigerblood, got it. How do I know if I have it now or not?

Posted by: Lilikoi at March 08, 2011 06:17 PM (wfmlp)

37 I'm getting the idea that he's as mad as hell and is not likely to take it any more.

Posted by: nickless at March 08, 2011 06:17 PM (MMC8r)

38 When's he heading for Haiti?

Posted by: Luke G at March 08, 2011 06:18 PM (+8bxr)

39 Wow, it's already in reruns.

Posted by: Rocks at March 08, 2011 06:18 PM (th0op)

I like how CBS said it fired Sheen from Two and a Half Men, when the show was Charlie Sheen..

People didn't tune in for Cryer or that little douche. Personally I don't know why anyone watched that garbage, but let's be serious, it's not gonna last without Sheen.

This isn't Darren from I Dream of Genie.

The shows over.

Posted by: Ben at March 08, 2011 06:19 PM (DKV43)

41 A real winner would hire an unpaid director from a film school... so you don't leave the camera running on the madman after he's done speaking, while he stares into the lens like an epileptic deer.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 06:20 PM (AZGON)

42 Ya know, way back when Sheen was just rambling about his truther crap, before the current melt down, i said he seemed like he thought he was in his dads movie Apacolopyse Now and now he's opening his little korner thing with it, dude is freakin' nuts and thinks hes Col Kurtz.

Posted by: booger at March 08, 2011 06:20 PM (9RFH1)

43 It's all about the classy exit.

Posted by: Luke G at March 08, 2011 06:21 PM (+8bxr)

44 Wow man, Sheen is a Cowboy Poet.

Posted by: robtr at March 08, 2011 06:22 PM (MtwBb)

45 I think MSNBC just found Keith Olbermanns replacement

Posted by: Ben at March 08, 2011 06:22 PM (DKV43)

46 42 Ya know, way back when Sheen was just rambling about his truther crap, before the current melt down, i said he seemed like he thought he was in his dads movie Apacolopyse Now and now he's opening his little korner thing with it, dude is freakin' nuts and thinks hes Col Kurtz.

I meant he was opening it with The end by the doors with scenes from Apacoloypse.

Posted by: booger at March 08, 2011 06:22 PM (9RFH1)

47 I just got done squeezing the black heads on my penis. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: The 1/2 Man at March 08, 2011 06:22 PM (yQWNf)

48 "You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."

Posted by: Colonel Sheen at March 08, 2011 06:22 PM (AZGON)

This isn't Darren from I Dream of Genie.

The shows over.

Posted by: Ben at March 08, 2011 10:19 PM (DKV43)

Ummmmm, that would be Bewitched.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2011 06:24 PM (yQWNf)

50 In the hockey world Zdano Chara of the Bruins almost killed a Montreal Canadian tonight.

Posted by: Ben at March 08, 2011 06:24 PM (DKV43)

This isn't Darren from I Dream of Genie.

The shows over.

Posted by: Ben at March 08, 2011 10:19 PM (DKV43)

Ummmmm, that would be Bewitched.

that's what I meant to say, they all look alike to me.

Posted by: Ben at March 08, 2011 06:26 PM (DKV43)

52
Given the choice, I would exchange Obama for Sheen, to occupy the WH, even in his lowest form. It couldn't get any worse.

Posted by: sTevo at March 08, 2011 06:27 PM (VMcEw)

Transcript of the grand event, please. I just keep hoping he endorses Obammy for Prez.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 08, 2011 06:27 PM (oTjfX)

54 Replace Sheen with a Japanese babe. All will be forgiven.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 08, 2011 06:27 PM (azrS2)

55 Welp, that was quick. I especially liked the end where he stared intently into the camera for dramatic effect, waiting for it to cut away but it didn't so he finally had to start looking around, made me laugh.

Posted by: booger at March 08, 2011 06:29 PM (9RFH1)

56 I just keep hoping he endorses Obammy for Prez. Charlie, you owe us that much.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 06:29 PM (AZGON)

57

There's 15 minutes I'll never get back...

Posted by: thebronze at March 08, 2011 06:30 PM (OL7iQ)

58 Given the choice, I would exchange Obama for Sheen, to occupy the WH, even in his lowest form. It couldn't get any worse.

Posted by: sTevo at March 08, 2011 10:27 PM (VMcEw)

Not to mention the assploding excitement of wondering which rant would lead to an international incident of epic proportions...no, wait, we already have that...never mind.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 08, 2011 06:32 PM (Rwudm)

59 Can't wait for the Anime version of Sheen. Go, go, Speed-Baller!

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 08, 2011 06:32 PM (azrS2)

60 I would kill for a Supermarionation version of Sheen's Korner. You know, like Stingray or Thunderbirds.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 06:33 PM (AZGON)

61 Tigers' blood? That's for pussies. Here's what real men drink. (Just be careful of the straw--it's really long.)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2011 06:35 PM (7H/n0)

62 I would kill for a Supermarionation version of Sheen's Korner. You know, like Stingray or Thunderbirds. Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 10:33 PM (AZGON) It would need a barfing scene, but that's been done.

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 08, 2011 06:35 PM (azrS2)

63 I'll wait for the Liger Blood TV.

Posted by: ExurbanKevin at March 08, 2011 06:36 PM (toqoX)

64 Who is he talking about? Who is Chuck?

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 08, 2011 06:36 PM (cdCC7)

65 I watch the show occasionally, mostly catching re-runs. I think the show could probably survive for another season even without Charlie. I actually like the housekeeper and the mom. Some creative writers could get some mileage out of writing uncle charlie into rehab, and then having each episode revolve around some carnage he's put into motion before entering rehab.

It's not a long term solution, but hey, it would be nice to show Charlie that even "his" show could survive without him, and if they got vindictive they could even have a show or two about goddesses, or tiger blood

Posted by: some wench at March 08, 2011 06:37 PM (bqjJT)

66 a Supermarionation version of Sheen's Korner. You know, like Stingray or Thunderbirds. --- It would need a barfing scene, but that's been done. But the increased realism of puppets would be a distinct improvement.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 06:38 PM (AZGON)

67 Can they work Alf into this somehow?

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 08, 2011 06:38 PM (azrS2)

68 Can they work Alf into this somehow? Let's face it... couldn't hurt.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 06:39 PM (AZGON)

69 Does he do coke off of Bree Olson's ass at any point? Not going to watch if not.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2011 06:40 PM (aKs7L)

70 What if Sheen's character had a secret twin brother who looked just like Dolph Lungren?

Posted by: eman: United People's Front of Wisconsin at March 08, 2011 06:41 PM (azrS2)

71 I think MSNBC just found Keith Olbermanns replacement

Posted by: Ben at March 08, 2011 10:22 PM (DKV43)

High-five for that one, Ben!

Posted by: Peaches at March 08, 2011 06:41 PM (zxpIo)

72 Dolph and Vanilla Ice.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 08, 2011 06:43 PM (AZGON)

73 I THINK I'm in LOVE!

Posted by: InsayneInMaine at March 08, 2011 06:46 PM (swuwV)

74 Just another alcky with wetbrain talkin' ragtime.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 08, 2011 06:50 PM (HBqDo)

If I ever start behaving like Sheen, I hope one of my relatives will lead me out behind the barn and put me out of my misery with a shovel. I don't think that thing can be rehabbed. Put it down.

Posted by: maddogg at March 08, 2011 06:50 PM (JxMqJ)

76 booger: "...and now he's opening his little korner thing with it, dude is freakin' nuts and thinks hes Col Kurtz."

I'm thinking Sheen's more American photojournalist than Colonel.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 08, 2011 06:53 PM (swuwV)

Remember that squirrel folks were photoshopping into every picture a few years ago? Someone needs to photoshop that squirrel into Sheen's videos.

In all seriousness: does this guy have any friends who will have him admitted for three days under the state law? I know he has been there, done that...you'd think he had one friend who would tell him he was making a complete fool of himself.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at March 08, 2011 07:01 PM (oTjfX)

Can't wait for the Anime version of Sheen.

Yeah, where is the Taiwan Animatated News version?...kinda curious what their take on all this is.

Posted by: CanaDave at March 08, 2011 07:06 PM (ubvpR)

Yeah, where is the Taiwan Animatated News version?...kinda curious what their take on all this is.

oooh, on Spike tomorrow, 10:30pm Eastern time, they have a Charlie Sheen special with the Taiwan Animation treatment.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2011 07:08 PM (tdjI9)

oooh, on Spike tomorrow, 10:30pm Eastern time, they have a Charlie Sheen special with the Taiwan Animation treatment.

All right!

Posted by: CanaDave at March 08, 2011 07:12 PM (ubvpR)

81 S. Weasel has a nice photoshop of Zombie Charlie.

Posted by: CanaDave at March 08, 2011 07:18 PM (ubvpR)

82 Is it fun waiting for the Sheen-sized flaming hole in the ground everyone's expecting?

Posted by: JEM at March 08, 2011 07:38 PM (o+SC1)

83 At this point what's left to say, but Fuck You!

Posted by: ronsfi at March 08, 2011 07:51 PM (BaQuW)

84 You're an inferior troll. I will intellectually fry your brain with my Jedi hieroglyphics. It's all about winning. Sorry.

Posted by: Malibu Messiah at March 08, 2011 07:55 PM (ppOFo)

85 He doesn't know the English language as well as he thinks he does.

Posted by: Gerry Pooperscooper at March 08, 2011 07:55 PM (TRlpJ)

86 You're a disgraceful meathead. I will totally entertain you with my extra-terrestrial poetry. The scoreboard doesn't lie.

Posted by: Malibu Messiah at March 08, 2011 07:59 PM (ppOFo)

87 You're an entry-level nitwit. I will totally rule the world with my etherial genetics. Just sit back and enjoy the show.

Posted by: Malibu Messiah at March 08, 2011 08:04 PM (ppOFo)

88 Charie Sheen rappin style old school http://tinyurl.com/4hloy2f

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 08, 2011 08:25 PM (oNphh)

89 You're a vanilla troll. I will debate you with my bitchin' disinformation. Ask the Pope.

Posted by: Malibu Messiah at March 08, 2011 08:36 PM (ppOFo)

90 This isn't Darren from I Dream of Genie. The shows over. Posted by: Ben at March 08, 2011 10:19 PM (DKV43) Ummmmm, that would be Bewitched. that's what I meant to say, they all look alike to me. Posted by: Ben at March 08, 2011 10:26 PM (DKV43) Witchist!

Posted by: JamesLee at March 08, 2011 08:46 PM (IkFMO)

91 But yeah, I happened to catch that trainwreck. The thought that came to mind was "Olberman." As far as the CBS show goes, I never caught it current, but as I understand, it was in that last-season-or-so funk that traditionally signaled the end of a sitcom anyway. Just as well, most of them have done nothing but recycled characters and plots from 40s radio shows for the last 70 years anyway.

Posted by: JamesLee at March 08, 2011 08:50 PM (IkFMO)

92 Off his pickle.
Unless he is able to accept what is going on for him - and he's a long way off, with the wrong kind of encouragement from others - this is going to end in tears.
Tiger tears though, obviously.

Posted by: Mr. Lips at March 08, 2011 08:52 PM (bFNQb)

93 I'm an ordinance dropping genius. I will reprimand you with my winning genetics. The next one goes in your mouth.

Posted by: Malibu Messiah at March 08, 2011 08:58 PM (ppOFo)

94 I'm a battle-tested warrior. I will beat the system with my radical mushrooms. That's how I roll.

Posted by: Malibu Messiah at March 08, 2011 09:06 PM (ppOFo)

95 I'm an etherial military project. I will violently fry your brain with my spontaneous ultimatums. Deal with it.

Posted by: Malibu Messiah at March 08, 2011 09:08 PM (ppOFo)

96 I'm an all-mighty warrior. I will utterly slaughter you with my magical Twitter page. The scoreboard doesn't lie.

Posted by: Malibu Messiah at March 08, 2011 09:13 PM (ppOFo)

97 Malibu. Shit. I'm still only in Malibu.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 08, 2011 09:19 PM (O/onO)

98 Now there's fate... the thread ends at comment (Highway) 101....

Posted by: JamesLee at March 08, 2011 10:10 PM (IkFMO)

99 So, do we have a pool going on Charlies end - 6 mon and he does it on a live feed.

Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2011 10:28 PM (0rXxT)

100

Leave Charlie alone- he has tiger blood running through his veins.

It's not his fault that tigers really really like crack cocaine.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 08, 2011 10:28 PM (WRW1S)

101 This is the point where someone (not me, as I can't google it up) should post the link to "Antarctica Now," one of the greatest bits ever to appear on this site - a masterpiece, and one that played out entirely in the comments as a gag on another commenter.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at March 08, 2011 10:32 PM (XDdB5)

102 I suck at link, so here's my attempt

Antarctica Now

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 08, 2011 11:55 PM (h35AH)

103 Woot! It worked. So, here's the background on Antarctica Now.

Explanation

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 08, 2011 11:57 PM (h35AH)

104 Antarctia Now: http://skylarkofvaleron.blogspot.com/2006/03/antarctica-now.html

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at March 09, 2011 12:06 AM (KhMJK)

105 I'm sometimes wondering if it's performance art.

I'm not silly enough to think Denise Richards is any kind of intellect, but her character seems rather rational in a ditzy way, and a lot of this was never put out in the open.

His attachment to conpsiracies I always saw as an excentricity, but this stuff is. . . It's really Jouaquin Phoenix on leterman, with extra crazy.

Posted by: Douglas at March 09, 2011 12:57 AM (YKOnu)

106 Had to Bing Jon Cryer. A TV actor BFD.

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2011 01:20 AM (M9Ie6)

107

This is getting to be a bit too much like a death sport, with half his audience tuning in to see his life further destroyed and the other half waiting to see if he takes his own life.

If folks aren't ashamed, by this point, to be engaged in this horrow show, well, they should be. We really have become a society who stands on the ground and shouts ":jump!" to the man on the ledge.

Posted by: whatever at March 09, 2011 02:06 AM (piMMO)

108 This is the end,
My only friend, the end.

Posted by: The Tigerking, Bro at March 09, 2011 02:45 AM (/8mBu)

109 Douglas: "I'm sometimes wondering if it's performance art."

Sheen was never that good of an actor. No, the drugs have taken their toll and he doesn't think he's hit bottom yet. It'll get worse.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 09, 2011 03:06 AM (swuwV)

110 I pray this is just a publicity stunt by Sheen but I think it's highly improbable.

What's sad are those that egg him on are akin to those who would yell "Jump!" to someone trying to commit suicide by jumping off a tall building.

Dude sounds manic, certainly bipolar if I were a psychiatrist.

Posted by: Double Ply at March 09, 2011 04:52 AM (ezdtY)

111 Every couple of months our shower drain slows to the point where I finally have to do something about it. I typically pull out a mass of hair mixed with clotted soap and God-knows-what-else. I'm not saying that Sheen looks like that clotted mass of goo, but his webcast DID remind me that it was time to clean the drain again.

Posted by: Syd B. at March 09, 2011 05:25 AM (phzv/)

112 nice

Posted by: adek at March 09, 2011 07:54 AM (wKE2S)

113 good

Posted by: adek at March 09, 2011 07:56 AM (wKE2S)

114 i loved it

Posted by: adek at March 09, 2011 07:58 AM (wKE2S)

115 I'm a sorcerous prodigy. I will utterly dominate you with my Vatican cocaine. The scoreboard doesn't lie.

Posted by: Malibu Messiah at March 09, 2011 10:48 AM (ppOFo)

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