For a conservative, it's terrifying hilarious (especially the part where the leftards think that they've escaped the hangman).

Posted by: goldbricker esq at February 10, 2011 01:25 PM (S59+B)

Well at least now he's just another left wing blogger, and not trying to claim he's covering the conservative side of things.

"For a progressive who thinks the Internet is increasingly driving the narrative, this is heartening. For a conservative, it's terrifying."

Progressives are always claiming to know the mental and emotional states of conservatives, don't they? It's always something self-gratifying -- conservatives are terrified, disheartened, depressed, confused, in disarray, at war with each other.

Whatever Dave Wiegel and needs to say to get through the day.

(By the way, Dave, you were right about one thing: Cheryl Tiegs was looking right at you in that issue of Sports Illustrated.)

You know what would solve this?

You would think that J-school trained journalists would be offended at all of this blatant partisanship.

And yet, not so much.

We have world-changing events and The Won is giving shout-outs.

Thanks, 52, for giving us this feckless man-child.

Skynet is real.  We did not heed the warning.

Because that would be indecorous.

EWOK NEWS

_{[Why would anyone pay attention to news that doesn't come from the HQ?]}

We have world-changing events and The Won is giving shout-outs.

Thanks, 52, for giving us this feckless man-child.

Posted by: Palandine at February 10, 2011 01:37 PM (g7D8V)

You just see Megyn Kelly?  This really pissed her off!

I figure he gives shout outs because his remarks about Egypt aren't in the tele yet.

I don't know about the whole immortality thing.

Will life be as special and enjoyable if there is no end? Doesn't the fact that we know it will end amplify the experience?

If you know you are going to die tomorrow you would certainly enjoy today more than you would if you weren't going to die tomorrow, right?

You just see Megyn Kelly?  This really pissed her off!

Posted by: momma at February 10, 2011 01:40 PM (penCf)

And Megyn (gaining back some sense) is rightly befuddled that the Indonesian called the muslim brotherhood a "largely secular group".  Frankly, she should be screaming her head off and pointing out that that is surely part of his WTF tour.

Then again, a guy named Hussein,with a muslim father, step-father, raised in the largest muslim nation in the world, as a muslim, who claimed he never had anything to do with islam, feels that he can get away with spouting any old bullshit.  He's right.

 Rush running the country might be cool - if they're referring to the band.

Can we see their Long-Form Birth Certificates?

Dana Loesch joins CNN.

Take that Weigel.

So, now the bastards would deprive us of even the sweet release of death.  Bastards.

I hope it doesn't come.  You know the government would simply rob us to make sure the welfare rats and congressmen got to live forever.  We the producers would still die just like normal.  And imagine the overpopulation!  We'd have people stacked up wall to wall, constrained in number only by the available food supply.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 10, 2011 01:45 PM (N49h9)

he still hasn't spoken has he?

The Encyclopedia Galactica defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

DON'T PANIC

I've not even been around much this week and I see this is the second Wiegel(ish) post in a week.

Question: Why?

The collective left can pimp and lie all they want.  The collective left can Goebbels the media all they want.  The fact remains the leftwing progressive communist ideas still suck.  Leftwing ideals will always suck from the past stretched into eternity.  People may be temporarily persuaded by the emotional clap trap that is

the progressive bullshit machine, but reality always makes its level.

Â…and the reality is, leftwing progressive liberal communist socialist neo-Marxist crony capitalist fascism SUCKS and makes life a living hell.

I am not as confident in the ability of large populations to discern what is truly in their best interests as some here seem to be. When 90+% of the information that is regurgitated, recycled, and re-broadcast has an appearance of being the mainstream orthodox point of view (i.e., liberal/progressive), it has to affect some of those among us.   (I point to the 52% that voted for the Zero to make my case).

Among a thinking population, (and I hesitate to use the Moron universe as an example) the majority knew full well that a vote for the Indonesian was a clear venture into unknown and uncharted territory, but with an almost certainty of producing a bad result.  What did it get us to know this?  So far four years of Obama, two years of Nancy P, and a disastrous economy.  There were upsides if you belonged to the right class or contributed to the right party.  For most of us, not so much.

Establishing the  mind set  (or cognitive conditioning) works, and not to the benefit of free men.

Every day in every way, Obama is getting greater and greater!

Every day in ... 

 I hope, through my policies, to build a bridge to the future. A bridge capable of supporting some sort of rapid transit device that would move people in large numbers via connected box-like objects...... That's my dream

Oh my God!  You just blew my mind!

Were like so connected or something about wave lenghts!

I still think flying cars will be a disaster. Can you imagine road at 500 feet in the air? Or a drunk that closed the bar at BW3's and ran into a hovering billboard or some damn thing?

Cars falling out of the sky onto elementary schools!

Think of the children for God's sake!

he still hasn't spoken has he?

Posted by: momma at February 10, 2011 01:47 PM (penCf)

The Indonesian did say a few words about Egypt.  He was taling about how they want CHANGE.  I think the US needs to send the Indonesian to Egypt as a gift.  And he was happy to proclaim that it was youngins pushing everything.  As if we couldn't tell that the world has entered an infantile stage.

Â…and the reality is, leftwing progressive liberal communist socialist neo-Marxist crony capitalist fascism SUCKS and makes life a living hell.

Remember to look for the Union Label!

I've not even been around much this week and I see this is the second Wiegel(ish) post in a week.

Question: Why?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 01:48 PM (pLTLS) 

I'm still trying to find out why logprof and nickless were banned.

Jeebus, where in the hell did james clapper come from? The Mo Bros have a damn editorial in the WP today saying they are definitely an Islamist Group and that they prefer to live under Sharia law.

What in the fucking world is going on here?

I still think flying cars will be a disaster

We're pretty much there.

Did you see the SB commercial (I forget which company) that has the car that will now read you your friends' facebook posts?

I still think flying cars will be a disaster. Can you imagine road at 500 feet in the air? Or a drunk that closed the bar at BW3's and ran into a hovering billboard or some damn thing?

Cars falling out of the sky onto elementary schools!

Think of the children for God's sake!

There are plenty of people who haven't mastered driving in 2 dimensions yet.  

Posted by: Palandine at February 10, 2011 01:50 PM (g7D8V)

Whatever he might have been, he's a retarded stooge, now.

Isn't it interesting that the leftwing circle jerk/Ponzi scheme is awash in money - as they all pay each other to pimp the left-wing message and take over as much of what they can to Bogart the message to the masses.

Meanwhile, the nation is swirling down the toilet.  yay proggies!  pat yourselves on the back and go suck George Soros' dead little knob.

Did you see the SB commercial (I forget which company) that has the car that will now read you your friends' facebook posts?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 10, 2011 01:52 PM (pLTLS)

Dear God, we're all doomed. I'm going to dig a tunnel to the local liquor store and call it a day.

Posted by: Schadenboner at February 10, 2011 01:54 PM (5Rurq)

This just in: R Gibbs announces a bailout for AOL

You know what's going to be the death of lefty journalism?  Honesty.

They're no longer hiding behind revered institutions and pretending that they're middle-of-the-road, unbiased or fair.

The great success of liberals comes when they lie about themselves.

 For you married folks, just think how big that 100 year anniversary celebration would be.

What a fucking nightmare!? 

Immortality and you get hitched?

...that's patently retarded.

Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2011 01:55 PM (M9Ie6)

Unrealistic.  

No Trains.

So complete O/T but yeah, he's running.

It comes down to whether you believe the lies you are being told, or whether you believe your own eyes.  Zero's administration put out a totally made up unemployment number on Monday, saying that umeployment went down to 9% even though virtually no new jobs were created.

Most news outlets reported that number as fact, and a few made fun of the number (Santelli being one of them).

They can put lies out there for consumption, but the unemployment rate, if it moved any direction at all, it probably went up, and all those people who are out of work aren't fooled by the fake/official number.

The melding of the leftie crazies and more mainstream outlets makes all of them less authortative because they will just tell bigger whoppers with a straight face.  As it is now I can't watch the business channels without wanting to throw a shoe at the tv, except for maybe Cavuto.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 10, 2011 01:57 PM (1fB+3)

Well, obviously folks like you and I who are perfect drivers with spotless records would have no problem with navigating the skyways, it's the rest of the vehicular homicidal wannabes that would have me puckered.

For a progressive who thinks the Internet is increasingly driving the narrative, this is heartening. For a conservative, it's terrifying.

AHA!! Proof the MFM is pushing a leftist agenda! I knew it all along! I told you so...but no YOU would listen!!

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Posted by: robtr nickless liberation front at February 10, 2011 02:04 PM (hVDig)

I had a '79 Cutless that flew with a RREATO System (Rail Road Embankment Assisted Take Off.)

Posted by: Boots at February 10, 2011 02:01 PM (neKzn)

Yes, like the cooked inflation numbers that exclude food and energy as being immaterial (since they don't fit the narrative).

Or the unemployment numbers that don't count the people that probably don't want to work anyway since they've got an everincreasing number of weeks on the dole.

Or like that vast number of jobs that were created (or saved) by the sheer brilliance of the stimulus/giveaway/bailout/transfer of wealth.

Or like the true benefits of high speed rail.

Anyone hear the Cornell West clip about how black Americans should do what the Egyptians are doing?

is that the guy who dresses the exact same way at all times? With the scarf and everything?

What exactly does he do for a living? Does he sell cigarettes or something?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 10, 2011 02:09 PM (9hSKh)

This just in.  Pope declares the Vatican to be largely secular.

Posted by: robtr nickless liberation front at February 10, 2011 02:04 PM (hVDig)

I had a '79 Cutless that flew with a RREATO System (Rail Road Embankment Assisted Take Off.)

Posted by: ErikW at February 10, 2011 02:07 PM (FN7J0)

My 81 Grand Prix flew with the power assist of the DRNMB system (drunkin retards need more beer)

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is my favorite Secular Rock Band.

I have the deluxe, double-disc, release of them doing, 'Jesus Christ, Superstar!'

@29

Hell, no. If I thought I was going to die tomorrow, I'd be miserable. I realize that's not "logical", but there are too many people who depend on me now for me to be able to enjoy "my last day on earth".

maybe enjoy isn't the right word, appreciate is what i meant.

You would appreciate life more if you knew it was ending tomorrow.

Posted by: curious at February 10, 2011 02:16 PM (p302b)

The dem chair of the House intelligence committee, that idiot Reyes, I think, didn't even know the difference between Sunni and Shiite.

And when you have a guy named Hussein in the Whine House, as islam is making its big push against the US and the West, you can't really get much worse.

The national suicide of 2008 is moving along apace.

The Muslim Brotherhood is largely secular.

In other news, the Black Muslims are largely Asian Lutherans.

Took off erin and put on megyn.  So, clapper thinks the bros are a franchise?  So can anyone buy the franchise then, is it like mickey d's?

Except their happy meal toys are bomb parts. Gotta collect'em all

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 10, 2011 02:21 PM (Q0w+1)

It wouldn't matter even if they come up with great drugs, today's FDA wouldn't approve them.  They can't make any money anyway thanks to the HIPPA act that set up the Medicaid rebate program.

Our worst nightmare ha come true.

Arianna Huffington has become self-aware.

The Taliban is comprised mostly of Animal Rights activists.

Live forever?

OK, just not here. I truly would prefer a place where lies aren't told as truth, politicians were honest, and we were able to live in peace with everyone.

In other words, someplace where everything isn't backwards...

Quick question for the tech savvy Morons: I'm looking for a TV tuner for my PC so I can watch golf on the weekends while I surf the Intertubes and other useless shit.

Best Buy doesn't have anything under $100. Is that as cheap as they get or can I find something a bit more reasonable?

(I can't live stream because I live in a rural area and am limited by Verizon's 5 gig per month plan.)

Eric Holder believes that America is a Nation of Heroes!

Clap on.

Clap off.

Clap on, clap off.  James Clapper.

What's next?  Assistant attorney general Fred Chiapet?

"Don't throw the Brown Acid in your wive's faces...no need to be alarmed.  Don't Freak Out.  But Don't use the Brown Acid! 

It is weak and will not be sufficient to punish her for her crimes against, Allah! _{(Please Build Us Highspeedrail).}

Again, the Brown Acid is Weak.  Please to not throw it on your wives and daughters.

That is all.

That's too bad, because the world is ending on May 21, 2011. 

"But thank you for calling and sharing..."

The MB is secular like BHO is bipartisan?

We are so boned!

Posted by: the priests of the temples of syrinx at February 10, 2011 02:34 PM (GTbGH)

Actually, were not the priests overthrown at the end?

(breaks out into air guitar)

Quick question for the tech savvy Morons: I'm looking for a TV tuner for my PC so I can watch golf on the weekends while I surf the Intertubes and other useless shit.

Actually, I think marriage would be one of the first things to be radically altered in the face of vastly extended lifespans.  Instead of being married for say, 60 years, and a good chunk of that in old age and retirement, you'd be looking at 120 years of marriage, with someone who is permenantly locked in at 29 physically, and likely not much more mentally.

That's why a lot of you are pussies about abortion.

The Left has succeeded in making you feel like unenlightened theocrats if you're not pro-choice.

Oh puhleeze. The Left succeeded elsewhere.

Imagine growing up in a socioeconomic world where sexual activity is condoned--nay, encouraged--in your mid teens, but successful marriage and family formation aren't really possible until your thirties.

Posted by: joncelli at February 10, 2011 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

No, hot dog buns on their ears

Our worst nightmare has come true.

Arianna Huffington has become self-aware.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at February 10, 2011 02:38 PM (S59+B)

Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2011 02:39 PM (M9Ie6)

Very much appreciated, guys. I don't need anything fancy because I literally only watch TV for golf, football and baseball and I effing despise ESPN so I'm good with the networks.

Again, thanks!

The Left has succeeded in making you feel like unenlightened theocrats if you're not pro-choice.
Posted by: microsoothsayer
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Um, no.. your mistake for confusing Conservatism with your subset of values.  I don't give a crap about abortion as a political issue, and that opinion is affected by neither you nor Lefties.

To elaborate further, Imagine a future society with few if any intact courtship rituals, and no way to compel deadbeat daddy to act responsibily if a pregnancy does occur. Imagine a future where single motherhood essentially means hopeless poverty.

And THAT is why so many people are regrettably pro-choice.

And THAT is why so many people are regrettably pro-choice.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 10, 2011 02:58 PM (ujg0T)

BUT couldn't they at least have the courtesy to do it on their own nickel?

BUT couldn't they at least have the courtesy to do it on their own nickel?

No disagreement there. I was just a little peeved at "microsoothsayer's" holier-than-thou (or perhaps more impervious to leftist media than thou) attitude.

To elaborate further, Imagine a future society with few if any intact courtship rituals, and no way to compel deadbeat daddy to act responsibily if a pregnancy does occur. Imagine a future where single motherhood essentially means hopeless poverty.

And THAT is why so many people are regrettably pro-choice.

Okay, so if being pro-choice makes these problems go away, how come the group with the highest abortion rate is also the one with the highest number of births outside of wedlock?

Aborting babies doesn't change underlying behavior.  A woman who has sex with numerous partners, when she eventually decides to have children, will not suddenly find Sir Lancelot.  She will just pick to keep the next accident to come along.  So she will still be a single mother even after killing a few of her own progeny.

Which, we should note, is wrong in and of itself.

No disagreement there. I was just a little peeved at "microsoothsayer's" holier-than-thou (or perhaps more impervious to leftist media than thou) attitude.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 10, 2011 03:08 PM (ujg0T)

Well, substitute "illegal immigrants" as opposed to "undocumented workers" for another not so subtle reformulation of the problem.

Or try "Bush tax cuts for the rich" as opposed to "maintaining the current tax structure" or "increasing taxes on almost everyone that actually pays taxes".

The MBM has slowly degraded the discussion and most of the frogs don't seem to notice the flames outside the pot.

Okay, so if being pro-choice makes these problems go away, how come the group with the highest abortion rate is also the one with the highest number of births outside of wedlock?

I *never* said it makes these problems go away.

But let us look at the demographics of those abortions. Imagine growing up in a socioeconomic world where sexual activity is condoned--nay, encouraged--in your mid teens, but successful marriage and family formation aren't really possible until your thirties--namely, the middle class.

For the *lower* class, be they black urban ghetto or white rural trailer park, out of wedlock births are often desired, as "baby mommas" receive benefits, a modicum of status, and (in their minds anyway) the unconditional love of a little person.

So what's your point?  That abortion exists so that  middle class teenagers don't ruin their lives by having the *wrong* baby?

Yep. I didn't say I *liked* it (I sure don't), I said that's why what goes on, goes on.

It's not the MFM *causing* this (although they certainly do *reflect* this, and I wager a few of the newsies have had theirs).

Regarding Cornel West's suggestion for the Blacks:

Yes, agitate for a new president!  Allen West should be available.

I like it, but remember, Allen West isn't "really Black" according to commie Cornel West.

As for Cornel West, one word--deportation.

#21

Thanks, 52, for giving us this feckless man-child.

OK, but 5% of us came to our senses in 2012.

#151,  Vic,
Imagine a future where every household has over 100 channels of television programing....and yet can not find anything to watch.

Why not?  Bruce Springsteen did an album about it in 1992 and called one track "57 channels and nothin' on".  Would that be like  a channel per state?  He was ahead of his time.