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December 07, 2011

Important News From Utah
— LauraW

Michael Selleneit has told police he was acting in self-defense when he shot Pierce. He claimed his neighbor had "telepathically" threatened him and his wife, and had "telepathically raped" his wife many times.

The little lady. Yeah, I wouldn't use my hands either.

Thanks to our Utah stringer, Skinbad.

Posted by: LauraW at 07:06 AM | Comments (372)
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1 Gotta love the sexy little pout.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 07, 2011 07:07 AM (yQwq5)

2 Link?

Posted by: EC at December 07, 2011 07:08 AM (GQ8sn)

3 OMG!!

Posted by: Soona at December 07, 2011 07:10 AM (ujDRj)

4 Hmmmm, I guess there are chicks even a sailor wouldn't tap Wow

Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 07, 2011 07:10 AM (6BFBi)

5 Man. I've seen pertier hawgs. Actually, I've seen pertier hawgs from the opposite end. That bitch couldn't get raped in a Supermax.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 07:10 AM (OlN4e)

The picture doesn't show up on my work computer. But I'll uphold the AoS moron code -

First!

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at December 07, 2011 07:10 AM (zF6Iw)

7 She is WV hot.

Posted by: sTevo at December 07, 2011 07:10 AM (Spd4/)

8 I call BS. I know from personal experience that over-the-hill Amazons cannot be telepathically raped.

Posted by: George at December 07, 2011 07:10 AM (zTZGo)

9 She will never be your facebook friend.

Posted by: Bob Saget at December 07, 2011 07:11 AM (SDkq3)

10 She is WV hot

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© at December 07, 2011 07:11 AM (IfkGz)

11 I am telepathically raped every time I visit this site. God help me, I love it so.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 07, 2011 07:12 AM (WUWb9)

12 Waaahhhhggg!!!!!!!

/Bluto upon seeing a picture of Flounder

Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 07:12 AM (E5gnO)

13 The beer goggles! They do nothing!

Posted by: toby928© at December 07, 2011 07:12 AM (IfkGz)

14
My neighbor's dog just told me to skullfuck Jimmy Wales.

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 07:13 AM (sqkOB)

15 Since when is telepathic rape a crime?

Posted by: notropis at December 07, 2011 07:13 AM (Ca1QE)

16 6. All yours, have at it But for all that is holy....DO NOT FILM IT

Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 07, 2011 07:13 AM (6BFBi)

17 What team does she cheer for?

Posted by: nick at December 07, 2011 07:13 AM (aij2o)

18 Jeebus, Laura. Can you hide that thing below the fold with an NSF eyes warning next time?

Posted by: Andy at December 07, 2011 07:14 AM (5Rurq)

19 It's like "Scanners" for homely people. My head gonna 'splode.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 07, 2011 07:14 AM (3XBC7)

20 What is that?

Posted by: Vic at December 07, 2011 07:14 AM (YdQQY)

21 That's not me.

Posted by: Y-not at December 07, 2011 07:15 AM (5H6zj)

22 Indeed.

Posted by: teal'c at December 07, 2011 07:15 AM (IfkGz)

23 Separated at birth?

http://tinyurl.com/cegtjqs

Posted by: wiserbud at December 07, 2011 07:15 AM (gCa4h)

24 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 07, 2011 07:16 AM (8y9MW)

25 Jesus, Mary and Joseph!! Wow, just...wow and not in a good way.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:16 AM (iYbLN)

26 21 That's not me.

Posted by: Y-not at December 07, 2011 11:15 AM (5H6zj)

Are you saying you could be confused for her?

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 07:17 AM (OlN4e)

27 I have telepathically blinded myself.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 07, 2011 07:17 AM (B+qrE)

28 sssssoooooo, Open Thread?

Posted by: cajun carrot at December 07, 2011 07:18 AM (zHl9z)

29 That a woman named Melony Toone possessed persuasive powers of any kind is astounding! Only in Utah.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2011 07:18 AM (/ZZCn)

30 220 pounds of mean and ugly. I'll bet the bitch stinks and smokes cigars too.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 07:18 AM (OlN4e)

31 I think she was trying to get rid of her crazy-ass husband.

"Oh, he's raping me! He's raping me again! Right now!"

Posted by: lauraw at December 07, 2011 07:18 AM (PUYvC)

32 Admit that he's getting a nice head start on that whole insanity defense thing.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 07, 2011 07:18 AM (VtjlW)

33 If LauraW had not captioned the mug shot, how many of us would have thought that was the shooter dood? I know I did.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 07, 2011 07:18 AM (OBDWE)

34 Is that raykon's "girl"friend or is that raykon?

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:19 AM (iYbLN)

35 Nice mug shot. Looks like Elena Kagan had a rough night.

Posted by: Chesty LaRue at December 07, 2011 07:19 AM (KTtrN)

36 As Whoopie would say: "Was is telepathic rape-rape?"

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:19 AM (iYbLN)

37 Dad?

Posted by: CUS at December 07, 2011 07:20 AM (84pE9)

38 32 Admit that he's getting a nice head start on that whole insanity defense thing.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 07, 2011 11:18 AM (VtjlW)

He got that head start when he married "The Thing".

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 07:20 AM (OlN4e)

39 Is that raykon's "girl"friend or is that raykon?

She's half the woman raykon is.

Posted by: toby928© at December 07, 2011 07:20 AM (IfkGz)

40 Nice shirt. Ladies dept. Second fl.

Posted by: dagny at December 07, 2011 07:20 AM (vY0c7)

41 Open Thread?

No, obviously not. This thread is about telepathic rape. And women so ugly they scare sasquatch away.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 07, 2011 07:20 AM (8y9MW)

42 But was it telepathic rape-rape?

Posted by: Joejm65 at December 07, 2011 07:21 AM (JGnKE)

43 Looks like Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

I wonder if she drives a truck?

Posted by: EC at December 07, 2011 07:21 AM (GQ8sn)

44 She must have a few teeth left, the chin is not quite touching the nose.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 07:21 AM (OlN4e)

45 She is WV hot.

I'd rather make sweet love to a VW.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 07, 2011 07:22 AM (Hx5uv)

46 There is legend about a great fugly creature that lives in the wilds of Utah told to small children to scare them into eating their vegetables. Now we know, it's no legend.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:22 AM (iYbLN)

47 Oh, no! Simon Bar Sinister is telepathically raping me! Oh, where, oh, where has my Underdog gone? Oh, where, oh where can he be?

Posted by: Sweet Polly Purebred at December 07, 2011 07:22 AM (zF6Iw)

48 Holy shit. She's looking for the dark crystal and knows when the great conjunction is going to occur!

Posted by: lorien1973 at December 07, 2011 07:22 AM (usXZy)

I'd rather make sweet love to a VW.

I knew this Passat once....what?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 07, 2011 07:23 AM (B+qrE)

50 Are you saying you could be confused for her?

Only geographically!

Posted by: Y-not at December 07, 2011 07:23 AM (5H6zj)

51 I'll never sleep again...

Posted by: Bob_B at December 07, 2011 07:23 AM (niW49)

52
I telepathically raped Hot Lips Houlihan after seeing her hot ass in the field shower.

Posted by: Radar O'Reilly at December 07, 2011 07:23 AM (ndqJC)

53 20 What is that?

What The Hell Is That?

Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 07:23 AM (E5gnO)

54 I'd like to drive a truck for no other reason than to accidentally fulfill my running over Prius fantasy.

Posted by: dagny at December 07, 2011 07:23 AM (vY0c7)

55 proof of devolution

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2011 07:23 AM (SB0V2)

56 It appears the NIWA has expanded its territory into Utah.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 07:24 AM (AZGON)

57 40 Nice shirt. Ladies dept. Second fl. Posted by: dagny

dagny,

I think it's a lovely shirt that accentuates the curves of a .....lumberjack.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:24 AM (iYbLN)

58 Pierce was obviously an Eldar/Romulan-Picard-Clone/Scanner. Acquit him now! *sarc*

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 07, 2011 07:24 AM (9hSKh)

59 Jesus Kristopoulos! Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my excess 20 lbs.

Posted by: Comatosarian at December 07, 2011 07:24 AM (sTS/8)

60 "Oh, he's raping me! He's raping me again! Right now!"

I'll be willing to bet that during the throes of passion with her husband, this she-boar of a woman moaned the neighbor's name. When confronted, the above is what she said to explain herself.

Posted by: CUS at December 07, 2011 07:24 AM (84pE9)

61 She's looking for the dark crystal and knows when the great conjunction is going to occur!

I smell Gelfling.

Posted by: Melony Toone Selleneit at December 07, 2011 07:25 AM (IfkGz)

62
The free market and liberty do not work.

Obama said so.

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 07:25 AM (sqkOB)

63 It's not the years, it's the milage.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 07, 2011 07:25 AM (WvXvd)

64 Funny thing, lauraw - I was just wondering what Hillary's old prom date was up to these days. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at December 07, 2011 07:25 AM (zF6Iw)

65 I think that's actually one of the guitar players for Molly Hatchet.

Posted by: Comatosarian at December 07, 2011 07:26 AM (sTS/8)

66 Didn't this happen to Deanna Troi?

Posted by: dagny at December 07, 2011 07:26 AM (vY0c7)

67 Telepathic rape is for pussies.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 07, 2011 07:26 AM (SdqrY)

68 Looks like Ellen DeGeneres. With makeup.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 07:26 AM (AZGON)

69 This is Utah, he could have several of these things running around, breeding and scowering the highways for road kill.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 07:27 AM (OlN4e)

On topic, that woman looks familiar, was she featured on People of Walmart?

Off topic, mpfs, missed your hello on the ONT last night as a friend dropped by. So, hello back. We're doing well here, trying not to get the darn hacking cough cold that's going around. Hope you are doing well too.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at December 07, 2011 07:27 AM (RZ8pf)

71 This is like the movie Deliverance without all the fiction.

Posted by: Marie at December 07, 2011 07:27 AM (P9OJs)

72
It's a toss-up whether telepathically raping S E Cupp or Diane Macedo would be the most titillating?

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at December 07, 2011 07:27 AM (ndqJC)

73 We have got to get these two together. They would make a perfect couple. Added bonus, Plains Township is right next door to where I grew up. Dear Gawd.

http://tinyurl.com/7j5lwaz

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:27 AM (iYbLN)

74 60. And thank YOU, CUS, for that mental image. I'll not sleep for a week

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2011 07:27 AM (SB0V2)

75 The focus on this woman's physical appearance is cruel and unfeeling. My mother, due to a number of physical and psychological disabilities, resembles her quite closely. However, has a kind heart, looks after herself, and is not violent. In this Christmas season, this is not a very Christian post.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 07:27 AM (BvldC)

76
You see, the indians built all this.

Then the White Man showed up with their liberty and republicanism and ideas to incorporate it with commerce.

The White Man screwed it all up. And that's why we're in the pickle we're in today.

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 07:27 AM (sqkOB)

77 The free market and liberty do not work.

Obama said so.

They work better than the GOP's plan to praise Obama or else they won't like us.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 07, 2011 07:27 AM (Hx5uv)

78 She shoulda left her teeth in for the mug shot. Maybe she thought it was a "pug" shot.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo-goo-ga-joo at December 07, 2011 07:28 AM (ndp2I)

79 No problem PGiS.

Hope you feel better soon!

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:28 AM (iYbLN)

80 Which Indigo Grrrrl is she?

Posted by: Alamo at December 07, 2011 07:28 AM (m/tN9)

81 Gah! I wouldn't rape that with somebody else's mind!

Posted by: joncelli at December 07, 2011 07:28 AM (RD7QR)

82 Conservatives take the extremist position that abortion should be denied even in the instance of telepathic rape.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 07:28 AM (AZGON)

83 AJ, in the house.

Posted by: toby928© at December 07, 2011 07:29 AM (IfkGz)

I'd like to drive a truck for no other reason than to accidentally fulfill my running over Prius fantasy.

I still say that luxury car pileup in Japan was caused by the Ferraris seeing the Prius and being driven (no pun intended) to homicidal rage.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 07, 2011 07:29 AM (VtjlW)

85 She is not so bad. I would do her .............

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 07, 2011 07:29 AM (48wze)

86 mpfs, well that mug shot would scare anyone into feeling better fast!

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at December 07, 2011 07:29 AM (RZ8pf)

87 Oh dear, Cindy is lost. Did she wander in here without a chaperone?

Posted by: dagny at December 07, 2011 07:29 AM (vY0c7)

88 We have got to get these two together. They would make a perfect couple. Added bonus, Plains Township is right next door to where I grew up. Dear Gawd.

http://tinyurl.com/7j5lwaz

Those Riechwing Republican are outlawing everything.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 07, 2011 07:30 AM (Hx5uv)

89 86 mpfs, well that mug shot would scare anyone into feeling better fast! Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle

Check out what the guy was doing in the the link I posted. He was only "spanking his ass."

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:30 AM (iYbLN)

90
The indians, of the Public-Teet tribe, built all the schools and infrastructure.

The White Man stole it all and infected this land with capitalism.

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 07:31 AM (sqkOB)

91 Looks like fuckable material to me.

Posted by: Margot Kidder at December 07, 2011 07:31 AM (AZGON)

92 Goodbye Jenny. Hello Utah!

Posted by: Logan 5 at December 07, 2011 07:31 AM (KOQBP)

93 She is not so bad. I would do her .............

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 07, 2011 11:29 AM (48wze)

Of course you would also do knotholes in trees.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 07, 2011 07:31 AM (Hx5uv)

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:27 AM (BvldC)

Dang, Cindy. I was going to say something very mean and unfeeling, but it is the Christmas season, so I will just say Merry Christmas.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 07:32 AM (OlN4e)

95 75 The focus on this woman's physical appearance is cruel and unfeeling. My mother, due to a number of physical and psychological disabilities, resembles her quite closely. However, has a kind heart, looks after herself, and is not violent. In this Christmas season, this is not a very Christian post.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:27 AM (BvldC)

That's not funny. Try again with more sarcasm. Unless you're serious...nah. More sarcasm.

Posted by: joncelli at December 07, 2011 07:32 AM (RD7QR)

96
What has Obama done in his life that makes him qualified to criticize any system?

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 07:32 AM (sqkOB)

97 My new book, If They Will Stick It In A Glory Hole -- You Can Get Laid Too is due in bookstores in time for XMas. Get em as a stocking stuffer for all the hags in your family.

Good. I can feel your hate.

Posted by: Melony Toone Selleneit at December 07, 2011 07:33 AM (ENKCw)

98 "The indians, of the Public-Teet tribe, built all the schools and infrastructure. The White Man stole it all and infected this land with capitalism." It began when they passed out Hello Kitty blankets infected with chlamydia.

Posted by: Margot Kidder at December 07, 2011 07:33 AM (AZGON)

99 So he went for it, as per, and shot the neighbor, right up close, several times. Yet the neighbor survives. Whatever it was he was bringing, he didn't bring enough of it.

So: What caliber, for telepathic rapist?

Posted by: comatus at December 07, 2011 07:33 AM (N0OTq)

100 Cindy you should tell your mother to lose the flannel shirt, put her teeth in, use a little make up and lay off the carbs. It's Christian to be honest.

Posted by: Todd 3465 at December 07, 2011 07:34 AM (spa4d)

101 It began when they passed out Hello Kitty blankets infected with chlamydia HPV.

Fixed.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 07, 2011 07:34 AM (8y9MW)

102 75 "The focus on this woman's physical appearance is cruel and unfeeling. My mother, due to a number of physical and psychological disabilities, resembles her quite closely. However, has a kind heart, looks after herself, and is not violent. In this Christmas season, this is not a very Christian post."

She used a firearm to fire a bullet into her neighbor's back, claiming as justification that the neighbor "telepathically raped her." These facts do not seem to be in dispute. In the absence of these facts, no one here would gratuitously walk up to this frightening person, or your mother, and react the way John Belushi did upon seeing a picture of Flounder in the movie "Animal House".

Nobody dragged your poor mother into this except you. Shame on you for that!

Merry Christmas

Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 07:34 AM (E5gnO)

103
Then the White Man showed up with their liberty and republicanism and ideas to incorporate it with commerce.

White Eyes gave us free market infected blankets.

Posted by: Entitlement Elk at December 07, 2011 07:34 AM (Hx5uv)

104

Rule # 1: Never drink out of the Great Salt Lake.

Posted by: Roy at December 07, 2011 07:35 AM (VndSC)

105 Was she on "Sister Wives?"

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 07:35 AM (AZGON)

106 OMG!! PASS THE EYE BLEACH! For the love of gawd, pass the eye bleach!

Posted by: chuck in st paul at December 07, 2011 07:35 AM (EhYdw)

107 I wouldn't even touch that with your Extra-Sensory Perception...

But I am reminded of Foamy the squirrel (language & content warning)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3R9hPMLR38

I prefer all my hookers to give telekinetic handjobs.

Posted by: gekkobear at December 07, 2011 07:35 AM (gZhya)

108

Ain't nobody gonna ask Cindy out?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 07, 2011 07:35 AM (OBDWE)

109 Sssssssh! Ixnay on the telepathic rape-ay. If more women knew about it, I'd be in deep doo.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2011 07:35 AM (BHuhu)

110
Remember Major Hochstetter from Hogan's Heroes?

He'd be in Klink's office and Col Hogan would barge in and complain about something trivial.

Major Hochstetter would fume for a moment and then scream, "Klink, who is this man?!?!"

Who is Obama?

That's what I want to know.

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 07:35 AM (sqkOB)

111

"Of course, you would also do knotholes in trees."

Hey!!

Posted by: Janet Reno at December 07, 2011 07:36 AM (zF6Iw)

112
Ugh...Cindy, this is a Smart Military Blog and not the Jim & Tammy Faye Baker Hour of Healing. It was removed from the airwaves because Jim has spending time at the Greybar Hotel for fraud. Tammy Faye was busy fucking Jim's best friend. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at December 07, 2011 07:37 AM (ndqJC)

113

DUDE!!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: runningrn at December 07, 2011 07:37 AM (u/RSM)

114 Hey, a telepathic orgasm is better than no orgasm at all.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 07:38 AM (AZGON)

115

Cindy, get bent. Commit a felony and you are fair game.

Next.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 07, 2011 07:38 AM (B+qrE)

116 95 75 The focus on this woman's physical appearance is cruel and unfeeling. My mother, due to a number of physical and psychological disabilities, resembles her quite closely. However, has a kind heart, looks after herself, and is not violent. In this Christmas season, this is not a very Christian post. Posted by: Cindy

Listen, if your look for the Billy Graham edition of this blog it ain't here honey. (BTW, I like Billy Graham.)

This "woman" wanted her husband to murder someone. HUGE difference. She deserves all the mocking she gets then it's off to the Enchanted Castle for her.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:38 AM (iYbLN)

117

SheÂ’s probably the person who keeps voting for Huntsman in our straw polls.

Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2011 07:38 AM (8moZm)

118 Hey baby I'm your telepath man. Tell me where to put it and I'll put it where I can...

Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2011 07:39 AM (Fw2Gg)

119 No pictures, and please, pretend it didn't happen.

Posted by: no good deed at December 07, 2011 07:39 AM (mjR67)

120
Eight years ago Obama was a nobody-state senator-hack-community race baiter.

Now he's standing there saying liberty and free commerce do not work.

Who does he think he is?

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 07:39 AM (sqkOB)

121

Holy sh*t!!!! I thought that was a mug shot of the husband until I read the article at the link.

Gotta say that the 'rons & 'ettes have some great snarky comments on this one.

The "telepathic rape" reminds me of the time when I was a rookie many, many moons ago and a guy had barricaded himself because he thought his wife was a vampire...

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at December 07, 2011 07:40 AM (M0NzJ)

122 yeah i'll take my hand over that it that was the only choice

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:40 AM (yAor6)

123 I guess this is not the kind of site I thought it was. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 07:40 AM (BvldC)

124

DUDE!!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: runningrn

Hey runningrn!

We should ask Dang if this is his gal pal.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:40 AM (iYbLN)

125 Aw, Cindy. No, we're essentially Evil here. And there aren't even any cookies!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2011 07:41 AM (SB0V2)

126 _{^{75
The focus on this woman's physical appearance is cruel and unfeeling.
My mother, due to a number of physical and psychological disabilities,
resembles her quite closely. However, has a kind heart, looks after
herself, and is not violent. In this Christmas season, this is not a
very Christian post.}}

_{^{Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:27 AM (BvldC)}}

Is she single? Is she the kinda gal that double up on a guy like me?

It would be like bangin my wife's twin!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Michael Selleneit at December 07, 2011 07:41 AM (AM+sr)

127

SheÂ’s probably the person who keeps voting for Huntsman in our straw polls.

Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2011 11:38 AM (8moZm)

that or we finally found the troll I hate the most

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:41 AM (yAor6)

128 You're gonna like the way you look. We guarantee it.

Posted by: The Home Depot House of Couture at December 07, 2011 07:41 AM (yQwq5)

129

SheÂ’s probably the person who keeps voting for Huntsman in our straw polls.

Posted by: jwest

Bwhahahahaha. I thought the same thing!

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:41 AM (iYbLN)

130
Obama says the same crap you'll hear on a campus uttered by a sophomore.

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 07:41 AM (sqkOB)

131 121 Well, was she?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2011 07:42 AM (VWg5b)

132 That picture is pure anti-viagra.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 07, 2011 07:42 AM (MMC8r)

133 There's just no pleasin' you Morons. Here's this wimmin with those big-arse, pouty lips you like on Angelina Jolie so much and you're still bitchin'!

Posted by: RushBabe at December 07, 2011 07:42 AM (tQHzJ)

134

Listen, if your look for the Billy Graham edition of this blog it ain't here honey.

refer her to HotAir or FreeRepublic

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:42 AM (yAor6)

135 "...a guy had barricaded himself because he thought his wife was a vampire..." That's everyone's wife at some point.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 07:42 AM (AZGON)

136 123 I guess this is not the kind of site I thought it was. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:40 AM (BvldC)

This site is rough as hell. Gird your loins, grow a horny skin and join in, or get out while you are still in one piece.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 07:43 AM (OlN4e)

137 I guess this is not the kind of site I thought it was. I'm sorry.

Try this. http://tinyurl.com/ykmmtss

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 07, 2011 07:43 AM (yQwq5)

138 Man, that chick is HAWT! I've got an extra sleeping bag in my cardboard box next to me, if she has the guts to come speak truth to power (and get raped) with the rest of us.

And, just to entice that minx a little more ... Hey, hotness - this is George Obama's cardboard box I'm living in. A celebrity box. Come on down and offer yourself up to the OWS crowd. We'd appreciate someone with your earthy mucky looks.

Posted by: OWS Squatter at December 07, 2011 07:43 AM (X3lox)

139 That's everyone's wife at some point.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 11:42 AM (AZGON)

THIS

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:43 AM (yAor6)

140 That's everyone's wife at some point. I still love you Orwell, and yes in a vampire stalkerish way

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2011 07:44 AM (SB0V2)

141 123 I guess this is not the kind of site I thought it was. I'm sorry.

What sort of site did you have in mind? What's your real game, here?

First discovery of a Christian concern troll, I guess.

Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 07:44 AM (E5gnO)

142 I don't know morons, maybe Cindy is right. A little blush, some mascara, a new haircut and a bag over her head and she would be the perfect woman.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:44 AM (iYbLN)

143 And there aren't even any cookies!

Only because you are not a member of AoS-Elite.

Posted by: toby928© at December 07, 2011 07:44 AM (IfkGz)

144 _{^{123
I guess this is not the kind of site I thought it was. I'm sorry.}}

_{^{Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:40 AM (BvldC)}}

Thank you Cindy!!! For years now I have been saying that this is NOT a conservative site. These "people" want to worship Dennis Hopper and "nail Anne Hathaway in the squeekhole". NOT CONSERVATIVE!!!!!!

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at December 07, 2011 07:44 AM (AM+sr)

145 OT - I fucking hate the new Coke "save the Polar Bear" crap, this Coke fanatic wants his vintage Santa cans back

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:45 AM (yAor6)

146 Well don't bother trying to sign up at Hot Air. Apparently, the software that sends the activation email doesn't work. Good try though.

Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 07, 2011 07:45 AM (xXhWA)

147

I guess this is not the kind of site I thought it was. I'm sorry.

Cindy, in all honesty - have you ever gone through an ONT or an open thread here? Where posters are named "Charlie Brown's Dildo" or "Michelle Obama's Landing Strip?" Because I'd love to know what kind of site you think AoS is. Are you only reading the head Ewok's political posts or Monty's DOOM! posts?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at December 07, 2011 07:45 AM (zF6Iw)

148 She was someone's little angel and bundle of joy once.

Posted by: Barney's Frank in Freddie's Fannie at December 07, 2011 07:45 AM (uw+0A)

149 D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

Posted by: toby928© at December 07, 2011 07:45 AM (IfkGz)

150
I guess this is not the kind of site I thought it was. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:40 AM (BvldC)

Don't be sorry and please don't leave. It can be harsh at times, but also educational and inspiring with stalking and telepathic stories of evil conservative men seeking to touch nasties with nubile young women. Are you a young women?

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at December 07, 2011 07:45 AM (ndqJC)

151 Well don't bother trying to sign up at Hot Air. Apparently, the software that sends the activation email doesn't work. Good try though.

Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 07, 2011 11:45 AM (xXhWA)

dont worry you'd be banned for either not being pure enough or being too loud in your criticisms of allah within a day

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:45 AM (yAor6)

152 133 Here's this wimmin with those big-arse, pouty lips you like on Angelina Jolie so much and you're still bitchin'! And big-arsed neck, jowls, butt, body, thighs, ankles, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2011 07:45 AM (GFM2b)

153 139 That's everyone's wife at some point.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 11:42 AM (AZGO

Oh Mr. Orwell, you wound me. I would never wear plaid in that shade.

Does this mugshot make me look fat?

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:46 AM (iYbLN)

154 When you gaze at her picture, how can you not sympathize with Obama's plea for everyone to attend college regardless of finances?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 07:46 AM (AZGON)

155 She's not bad!

Posted by: Henry Waxman at December 07, 2011 07:46 AM (30+Gl)

156 Ok, I'm not a physician, I'm only a dentist. But I'm seriously questioning the gender indicated in that photo. Male/Female is pretty black and white. I'm thinking an entirely different species maybe????

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at December 07, 2011 07:46 AM (2uovW)

157 Telepathically raped? Or telepathically rape raped?

Posted by: Phoenixgirl (oZfic) is cat piss at December 07, 2011 07:47 AM (s+J9D)

158

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at December 07, 2011 11:45 AM (ndqJC)

Now even I'm embarrassed.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 07, 2011 07:47 AM (yQwq5)

159 146 Well don't bother trying to sign up at Hot Air. Works with gmail; msn.com - not so much.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2011 07:47 AM (GFM2b)

160 And now, a special Christmas message from the Educational Industrial Complex.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 07, 2011 07:47 AM (Hx5uv)

161 She was someone's little angel and bundle of joy once. Posted by: Barney's Frank

The stork denies all knowledge of dropping her on anyone's doorstep.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:47 AM (iYbLN)

162

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 07, 2011 11:47 AM (Hx5uv)

and remember...they vote

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:48 AM (yAor6)

163 It being the Christmas season, and I being known for compassion for all, must admit that is one ugly bitch.

Posted by: Penfold at December 07, 2011 07:48 AM (1PeEC)

164 Well don't bother trying to sign up at Hot Air. Apparently, the software that sends the activation email doesn't work. Good try though.

I've wondered what password they assigned me for 2+ years.
Their reply system doesn't work, either.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 07, 2011 07:48 AM (+KHIt)

165 ^{135
"...a guy had barricaded himself because he thought his wife was a vampire..."

That's} ^{everyone's wife at some point.}

^{Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of
a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 11:42 AM (AZGON)}

TEAM EDWARD RULES!!!!!1111ELEVENTY!!1111!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Teen Girls Everywhere at December 07, 2011 07:48 AM (AM+sr)

166 Male/Female is pretty black and white. I'm thinking an entirely different species maybe????

Nope. Not one of ours.

Posted by: Homo Habilis at December 07, 2011 07:48 AM (yQwq5)

167 "These "people" want to worship Dennis Hopper and "nail Anne Hathaway in the squeekhole". NOT CONSERVATIVE!!!!!!" Perhaps you have this reversed.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 07:48 AM (AZGON)

168 My eyeeees - it buuurrrnns!

Posted by: ButWhatDoIKnow at December 07, 2011 07:48 AM (BvTwT)

169 Cindy, if you were trolling, my hat is off to you.

If not, you noted the difference between this lady and your mom... it has nothing to do with appearances.

Posted by: Dustin at December 07, 2011 07:48 AM (rQ/Ue)

170 I mostly go to card game sites and chat in the forums. I got confused by the ace of spades title and then saw the picture. That's all. But my mom used to wash dishes at the AFB and people were kind to her there.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 07:49 AM (BvldC)

171 Wonder if it was issued a Government approved penis pump.

Posted by: cajun carrot at December 07, 2011 07:49 AM (zHl9z)

172 Anyone seen the latest group of Subaru commercials? Gag. They basically say they sell to leftist retards only. OK, that only means I never have to consider Honda or Subaru. Makes choices more simple.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 07:49 AM (OlN4e)

173 damn, I think I got sucked in by SockCindy cos that up there just cannot be real

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2011 07:49 AM (SB0V2)

174 My bets are they talk to Ron Paul all the time. Telepathically, of course.

Posted by: Cicerokid at December 07, 2011 07:49 AM (n1wj0)

175 I mostly go to card game sites and chat in the forums. I got confused by the ace of spades title and then saw the picture. That's all. But my mom used to wash dishes at the AFB and people were kind to her there.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:49 AM (BvldC)

oh wow your way off little lady, this is a smart military blog

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:49 AM (yAor6)

176 I can attest to the effectiveness of using paper bags to improve one's visage - it worked wonders for me.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 07, 2011 07:49 AM (9hSKh)

177

OT - I fucking hate the new Coke "save the Polar Bear" crap, this Coke fanatic wants his vintage Santa cans back

God, I feel the exact same way. I stopped drinking Pepsi for multiple reasons, including the Obama logo similarity, how they test some of their products, and the general feeling that the woman who is the CEO is some sort of weird food nazi who is planning on chemically altering the ingredients in familiar things like potato chips until all we are eating is recycled shit made to trick us into thinking it is a potato chip.

And now Coke is on some dumb "save the polar bears crusade." Even my 10 year old son, despite years of programming by television, movies, and school to the contrary, knows that the damn polar bears don't need saving they are doing just fine.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at December 07, 2011 07:50 AM (RZ8pf)

178 We've found a mate for the adult baby on SSDI.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 07:50 AM (AZGON)

179 Cheerleader pics on Wednesday? Cool. She's about par for the course...

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 07, 2011 07:50 AM (Qjh0I)

180 I SO HATE the Subaru commercials! Really glad I didn't buy one last summer when I was looking. NOT. MY. BRAND. I also had to stop drinking Ultimat vodka after their asinine recent campaign. Please, other agencies? Stop sucking so hard!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2011 07:50 AM (SB0V2)

181 She and Waxman had a love child... the Kraken.

Posted by: real joe at December 07, 2011 07:51 AM (30+Gl)

182 Yikes! I wouldn't even rape her with Ace's dick! Telepathically!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 07, 2011 07:51 AM (f9c2L)

183 175 I mostly go to card game sites and chat in the forums. I got confused by the ace of spades title and then saw the picture. That's all. But my mom used to wash dishes at the AFB and people were kind to her there.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:49 AM (BvldC)

Honey, if you are for real you haven't seen the "wimmins" in parts of Pennsylvania. It would scare the bejeebus out of ya.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:51 AM (iYbLN)

184

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at December 07, 2011 11:50 AM (RZ8pf)

my brother pointed me to a stroy that there's a lot of anger at Coke screwing up tradition this year and they might reverse the save the Polar Bears stuff last second. When I went to see "The Muppets" a couple weeks back they played the coke commercial before the trailers and I heard a lot of groans. (of course Im in a semi-red state so...)

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:52 AM (yAor6)

185
Hey guys, does my mug shot photo make my ass look fat?

Posted by: DMelony Toone Selleneit at December 07, 2011 07:52 AM (ndqJC)

186

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at December 07, 2011 11:45 AM (ndqJC)

Now even I'm embarrassed.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 07, 2011 11:47 AM (yQwq5)

I think weÂ’re all a bit embarrassed by the insensitivity of some of our commenters.

Now, CindyÂ… what are you wearing?

Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2011 07:52 AM (8moZm)

187 Honey, if you are for real you haven't seen the "wimmins" in parts of Pennsylvania. It would scare the bejeebus out of ya.

Don't leave us out!

Posted by: Knife-wielding WV women seeking "servicing" at December 07, 2011 07:52 AM (9hSKh)

188

Our story so far:

Utah is a dangerous place for telepaths and the HQ is a dangerous place for the sensitive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 07, 2011 07:52 AM (B+qrE)

189 "Telepathic rape" - I hate when that happens.

Posted by: Adjoran at December 07, 2011 07:53 AM (VfmLu)

190 LauraW,

Is there a hump hidden by the mugshot? Is this your relative?

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:53 AM (iYbLN)

191 I vote Laura W takes over the ONT. She's got good shit, and Maet's been injecting too much political bullshit.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at December 07, 2011 11:51 AM (yn6XZ)

I use to be an ONT regular but havent been there since I started working

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:53 AM (yAor6)

192 @159 Thanks. It's not worth selling my soul to Google. I've also noticed none of my MSN emails are getting through to GMail accounts. I wonder if Google is up to something... bastards.

Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 07, 2011 07:53 AM (xXhWA)

193 188

I admit, that was a classic.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 07:53 AM (iYbLN)

194 Cindy has to be a troll, but I'll send out a telepathic leer and find out.

Posted by: joncelli at December 07, 2011 07:53 AM (RD7QR)

195

And through it all, she kept a stiff upper lip...I think.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 07, 2011 07:54 AM (8ieXv)

196 Melony's husband was a pervert sociopath, and frankly, he's probably insane (I personally don't think this is a reason to keep him out of prison... he's basically an evil animal to me).

Every time you run into one of these guys who managed to do more than one horrible thing, there's some weirdo relative or spouse who gave them the go ahead. Melony is that person in this case, and I can only imagine all the things we'll never hear about.

The people who aren't pedophiles or insane killers who tolerate their spouses or brothers or whomever who really deserve a lot worse than silly insults about their appearance.

I do believe in forgiveness, but some things are beyond my ability.

Posted by: Dustin at December 07, 2011 07:54 AM (rQ/Ue)

197

We should ask Dang if this is his gal pal.

Hmm, maybe. I thought it was Palid Stool's blow-up girlfriend.

Holy sh*t!!!! I thought that was a mug shot of the husband until I read the article at the link.

Me too! (Only I realized I was wrong when I started reading the comments!) When I read the link, I thought "Geez, I wonder what the wife looks like." LOL!

Posted by: runningrn at December 07, 2011 07:54 AM (u/RSM)

198 "Telepathic rape" - I hate when that happens.

That makes one of us.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 07, 2011 07:54 AM (+KHIt)

199 _{^{148
She was someone's little angel and bundle of joy once.}}

_{^{Posted by: Barney's Frank in Freddie's Fannie at December 07, 2011 11:45 AM (uw+0A)}}

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Posted by: Al Czervik at December 07, 2011 07:54 AM (AM+sr)

200 An escapee from the Island of Dr. Moreau?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2011 07:54 AM (1Jaio)

201

i got confused with the polar bear coke can...thought it was a diet..........

and for whatever moron who said...that's everyones wife at some point.......uh no......that will never be me or most moronettes here......we like nice shoes, decent clothes, get our hair at least combed and i for one still have all my teeth...but even the gals that don't have all their teeth....i'm sure they remember to put them back in when being photographed........jeez

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at December 07, 2011 07:54 AM (s+J9D)

202

Utah is a dangerous place for telepaths and the HQ is a dangerous place for the sensitive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 07, 2011 11:52 AM (B+qrE)

Salem, Massachusetts is a dangerous place for witches too

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:54 AM (yAor6)

203 Is that a dude?

Posted by: Winston at December 07, 2011 07:54 AM (FggW0)

204 6

The picture doesn't show up on my work computer. But I'll uphold the AoS moron code -

First!

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at December 07, 2011 11:10 AM (zF6Iw)

I don't think the code means what you think it means.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 07, 2011 07:55 AM (8ieXv)

205 We travelled around a lot after dad died but I never lived in Pennslyvania so I don't know what people look like there. Most we have been in the west and southwest where everybody looks okay as far as I can tell but I don't judge them on that anyway.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 07:55 AM (BvldC)

206 170 I mostly go to card game sites and chat in the forums. I got confused by the ace of spades title and then saw the picture. That's all. But my mom used to wash dishes at the AFB and people were kind to her there.

A weird enticing sort of vibe from you. What's your real game?

Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 07:55 AM (E5gnO)

207 Guy was obviously a scanner. Lucky he didn't explode his head!

Posted by: Errol at December 07, 2011 07:56 AM (vewos)

208

I think weÂ’re all a bit embarrassed by the insensitivity of some of our commenters.

Now, CindyÂ… what are you wearing?

Drats! I just spewed crumbs all over my keyboard. Thanks a lot!

Posted by: runningrn at December 07, 2011 07:56 AM (u/RSM)

209 An escapee from the Island of Dr. Moreau?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2011 11:54 AM (1Jaio)

CLOSE THE FUCKING THREAD

WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:56 AM (yAor6)

210 Looks like Sasqwitch forgot to bring her toofs to the photo op.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 07, 2011 07:56 AM (HBqDo)

211

Is that an I.Q. meter to her left?

Posted by: Cicerokid at December 07, 2011 07:56 AM (n1wj0)

212

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at December 07, 2011 11:54 AM (s+J9D)

Heh.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 07:56 AM (OlN4e)

213 Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Rodney Dangerfield never gets old.

Posted by: mpfs channeling Rodney Dangerfield at December 07, 2011 07:56 AM (iYbLN)

214 An escapee from the Island of Dr. Moreau?

Hippo? Or water buffalo?

Posted by: toby928© at December 07, 2011 07:56 AM (IfkGz)

215 cindy....do you have cats? do you clean up after them?

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at December 07, 2011 07:56 AM (s+J9D)

216 Hmm. Maybe Cindy is Average Joe in a skimpy dress.

Posted by: joncelli at December 07, 2011 07:57 AM (RD7QR)

217 Phoenixgirl, GeorgeOrwell was commenting that wives are all VAMPIRES eventually, not that we look like that! just to clarify on his behalf

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2011 07:57 AM (SB0V2)

218

Now, CindyÂ… what are you wearing?

Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2011 11:52 AM (8moZm)

Please let it be pigtails and a smile.

Posted by: Bobby Brady at December 07, 2011 11:55 AM (yn6XZ)

Geez, I thought you preferred a much mature shag...

Posted by: Florence Henderson at December 07, 2011 07:57 AM (u/RSM)

219 Average Joe never wears panties.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: toby928© at December 07, 2011 07:58 AM (IfkGz)

220 _{^{170
I mostly go to card game sites and chat in the forums. I got confused
by the ace of spades title and then saw the picture. That's all. But
my mom used to wash dishes at the AFB and people were kind to her there.}}

_{^{Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:49 AM (BvldC)}}

You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Flounder at December 07, 2011 07:58 AM (AM+sr)

221 167 "These "people" want to worship Dennis Hopper and "nail Anne Hathaway in the squeekhole". NOT CONSERVATIVE!!!!!!"

Perhaps you have this reversed.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 11:48 AM (AZGON)

Can't....stop....laughing....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 07, 2011 07:58 AM (WUWb9)

222

Perhaps you have this reversed.

Worship Ann Hathaway and nail Dennis Hopper in the squeakhole?

Posted by: Alamo at December 07, 2011 07:58 AM (m/tN9)

223

black orchid

thank God......

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at December 07, 2011 07:58 AM (s+J9D)

224 cindy....do you have cats? do you clean up after them?

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at December 07, 2011 11:56 AM (s+J9D)

let me add to those questions:

1. do you changes names frequently?

2. do you change hashes?

3. do you randomly link in 99% of your comments?

4. do you mock old people, military moms, and handicaps but when mocked for your age and refered to as being mentally challenged you get up in arms?

5. do you blackmail?

6. do the co-bloggers protect you?

7. do you say people email you to keep the fight going?

we're just wondering...

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 07:59 AM (yAor6)

225 I wouldn't f*ck her with Shemp's dick!

Posted by: Larry Fine at December 07, 2011 07:59 AM (YmPwQ)

226 Anyone seen the latest group of Subaru commercials? Gag. They basically say they sell to leftist retards only.

I thought Subarus were the official car of lesbians?

Posted by: CUS at December 07, 2011 07:59 AM (84pE9)

227 Usually I wear my waitress outfit but not now because it is a night shift. No, we have two dogs but no cats. Do you all play cards? There is also a puzzle game called Blokus that I like.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 07:59 AM (BvldC)

228 This is a subliminal Romney hit piece, isn't it?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 07, 2011 08:00 AM (jx2j9)

229 cindy.....are you a waitress or is it for role playing?

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at December 07, 2011 08:00 AM (s+J9D)

230

So what Union do you think Meloney is a member of?

Posted by: runningrn at December 07, 2011 08:00 AM (u/RSM)

231 ...Do you all play cards?...

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:59 AM (BvldC)

blackjack has lost me and won me a lot of money at the local casino

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 08:00 AM (yAor6)

232 229 Usually I wear my waitress outfit but not now because it is a night shift. No, we have two dogs but no cats. Do you all play cards? There is also a puzzle game called Blokus that I like.

What kind of waitress outfit?

Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 08:01 AM (E5gnO)

233 Oh, and is it just me, or is anyone else seeing hair on her chest?

Posted by: runningrn at December 07, 2011 08:01 AM (u/RSM)

234 "Average Joe never wears panties. Just sayin'." I was unaware any of us did.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 08:01 AM (AZGON)

235 _{^{207
We travelled around a lot after dad died but I never lived in
Pennslyvania so I don't know what people look like there. Most we have
been in the west and southwest where everybody looks okay as far as I
can tell but I don't judge them on that anyway.}}

_{^{Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:55 AM (BvldC)}}

Do you judge them on height and weight?

Posted by: Ty Webb at December 07, 2011 08:02 AM (AM+sr)

236 We travelled around a lot after dad died but I never lived in Pennslyvania so I don't know what people look like there. Most we have been in the west and southwest where everybody looks okay as far as I can tell but I don't judge them on that anyway. Posted by: Cindy

That's a shame, we do here at the HQ.

Posted by: mpfs channeling Rodney Dangerfield at December 07, 2011 08:02 AM (iYbLN)

237
FACTOID: Melony was a walk-on lineman at the Steeler's training camp, but was cut in the first round when Serena Williams beat her in the first round. Williams was also cut in the second round not for her physical ability or speed, but for her bad attitude.

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at December 07, 2011 08:02 AM (ndqJC)

238 In fairness, if Michael wasn't crazy, he'd have turned that gun on himself.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2011 08:02 AM (/ZZCn)

239
how did Col Hogan manage to keep his hat on like that?

he wore it on the back of his head

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 08:03 AM (sqkOB)

240

I thought Subarus were the official car of lesbians?

I believe they are, although, my husband's gay co-worker calls Honda Elements "Lesbian Hummers."

Posted by: runningrn at December 07, 2011 08:03 AM (u/RSM)

241 Strip poker- Cindy??

Posted by: dananjcon at December 07, 2011 08:03 AM (8ieXv)

242 You are much braver than I, runningrn. I have to admit I can't bring myself to look that closely.

Posted by: no good deed at December 07, 2011 08:03 AM (mjR67)

243 236 Oh, and is it just me, or is anyone else seeing hair on her chest?

No, but why are you looking at her chest?

Wait a second...you tricked me!

Well done!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 07, 2011 08:03 AM (9hSKh)

244 It is a real, paid job. However for a while it was just tips because the manager was seeing if I would work out. But even then I was actually waiting on tables.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 08:03 AM (BvldC)

245 236 Oh, and is it just me, or is anyone else seeing hair on her chest?

Posted by: runningrn at December 07, 2011 12:01 PM (u/RSM)

Hair on her chest? She has more hair on her face than I do, and I'll bet she braids her armpit hair. And cornrows her pubes.

(hows that for ewww factor?)

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 08:03 AM (OlN4e)

246 Hi Cindy, I'd like to introduce myself. The name's Kus.....

Posted by: Ol' Kus at December 07, 2011 08:04 AM (m/tN9)

247 229 Usually I wear my waitress outfit but not now because it is a night shift. No, we have two dogs but no cats. Do you all play cards? There is also a puzzle game called Blokus that I like.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:59 AM (BvldC)

[Heavy breathing] And is it a SHORT waitress outfit? [Heavy breathing]

Posted by: joncelli is posting from work, believe it or not at December 07, 2011 08:04 AM (RD7QR)

248 228 Anyone seen the latest group of Subaru commercials? Gag. They basically say they sell to leftist retards only.

I thought Subarus were the official car of lesbians?

I had a Subaru a few years back. It was ok, but it took me a few months to understand the lesbian jokes. I traded it in for a larger Hyundai. (Both were built in America, btw)

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at December 07, 2011 08:04 AM (YmPwQ)

249
Bob Crane was not impressed with M*A*S*H.

He said they did all those jokes years before on Hogan's Heroes.

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 08:04 AM (sqkOB)

250 Have to ask Ace which source book the psionic power: telepathic rape is in?

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2011 08:05 AM (WkuV6)

251

Â“Â…we have been in the west and southwest where everybody looks okay as far as I can tell but I don't judge them on that anyway.Â”

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:55 AM (BvldC)

Whether it was God or a natural function of evolution, humans have an ingrained knowledge of things to run away from based on their looks. By not Â“judgingÂ” in that sense, you stand the chance of being eaten.

Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2011 08:05 AM (8moZm)

252 ^{229
Usually I wear my waitress outfit but not now because it is a night
shift. No, we have two dogs but no cats. Do you all play cards? There
is also a puzzle game called Blokus that I like.}

^{Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:59 AM (BvldC)}

Hooters waitress outfit?

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Posted by: MrCaniac at December 07, 2011 08:05 AM (AM+sr)

253 However for a while it was just tips because the manager was seeing if I would work out.

Did it work out with the manager? With just the tip?

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 07, 2011 08:05 AM (+KHIt)

254

Oh, and after hearing the latest Subaru ad campaign, I'm very happy that I did.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at December 07, 2011 08:05 AM (YmPwQ)

255
Lesbarus.

Lezbaroos.

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 08:05 AM (sqkOB)

256 Oh, and is it just me, or is anyone else seeing hair on her chest?

Why are you looking that closely?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 07, 2011 08:06 AM (8y9MW)

257 256 However for a while it was just tips because the manager was seeing if I would work out.

Did it work out with the manager? With just the tip?

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 07, 2011 12:05 PM (+KHIt)

[Wipes away tear] This is why I love AoS.

Posted by: joncelli is posting from work, believe it or not at December 07, 2011 08:06 AM (RD7QR)

258 Telepathic rape--so he let his fingers do the walking...

Posted by: runningrn at December 07, 2011 08:07 AM (u/RSM)

259 I wear my waitress outfit

Give us a call.

Posted by: Chris Dodd and Zombie Ted Kennedy at December 07, 2011 08:07 AM (84pE9)

260 O/T but ...
Justice doesn't prevail yet again!
http://tinyurl.com/c84z57q

Posted by: Barky O at December 07, 2011 08:07 AM (i3+c5)

261 Lol! Sounds like the prototypical tea party member.

Posted by: Raz at December 07, 2011 08:07 AM (Lz+QC)

262 Perfect picture for Pearl Harbor Day LauraW. She is a major attack on our senses.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 08:07 AM (iYbLN)

263 'I believe they are, although, my husband's gay co-worker calls Honda Elements "Lesbian Hummers."' What do you call a black Bentley with a ragtop? Hint: does not involve lesbians, does involve wide-eyed blonde girls dying to become actresses.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 07, 2011 08:07 AM (AZGON)

264 Even with just tips it was good because it is a high-class place almost like IHOP.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 08:08 AM (bN5ZU)

265 Bob Crane wasn't impressed by Behind The Green Door.

Posted by: Bell and Howell 8mm Autofocus at December 07, 2011 08:08 AM (E5gnO)

266 229 Usually I wear my waitress outfit but not now because it is a night shift. No, we have two dogs but no cats. Do you all play cards? There is also a puzzle game called Blokus that I like.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 11:59 AM (BvldC)

Eh...Cindy, unless you can clean and reassemble your firearms while blind folded and naked or drink a bottle of cheap Vodka w/o breaking a sweat; you're in the wrong place. However...if you can accurately tell us why Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, you are always welcome. Regardless of how many cats you don't have.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 07, 2011 08:09 AM (8ieXv)

267 ok....who is socking cindy?

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at December 07, 2011 08:09 AM (s+J9D)

268 OK, I just got a ripe whiff of Average Joe.

Posted by: maddogg at December 07, 2011 08:09 AM (OlN4e)

269 Monty if you are out there in the intarwebs this is the face of DOOM.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 08:09 AM (iYbLN)

270

[Heavy breathing] And is it a SHORT waitress outfit? [Heavy breathing]

Posted by: joncelli is posting from work, believe it or not at December 07, 2011 12:04 PM (RD7QR)

[Heavy Breathing Behind You] Yeah Tell Us [More Heavy Breathing Behind You]

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 08:10 AM (3XDPM)

271

_{Worship Ann Hathaway and nail Dennis Hopper in the squeakhole?}

_{Posted by: Alamo at December 07, 2011 11:58 AM (m/tN9)}

This is what concerns me about 2012. So called conservatives talking about things like this instead of the issues!!!!! I'm afraid some of the other Christians and I may not vote in 2012 or may end up voting for Barack Obama because he is talking about the issues!

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at December 07, 2011 08:10 AM (AM+sr)

272 Lesbian Hummers

Isn't that a contradiction of terms? An oxymoron? Fitting for this place.

Posted by: CUS at December 07, 2011 08:10 AM (84pE9)

273 142 I don't know morons, maybe Cindy is right. A little blush, some mascara, a new haircut and a bag over her head and she would be the perfect woman. Lululululululululululu!

Posted by: Achmed at December 07, 2011 08:10 AM (GFM2b)

274 Some say "Obama is a SCOAMF!".

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 07, 2011 08:10 AM (i3+c5)

275 Oh, and is it just me, or is anyone else seeing hair on her chest?

Posted by: runningrn at December 07, 2011 12:01 PM (u/RSM)

I refuse to look....I'll just take your word for it.

Posted by: Tami at December 07, 2011 08:10 AM (X6akg)

276 268 Even with just tips it was good because it is a high-class place almost like IHOP. Posted by: Cindy

I smell dirty socks.

Posted by: mpfs at December 07, 2011 08:10 AM (iYbLN)

277

198

runningrn: the only reason I figured out the mugshot was that of the wife was because of the headline on the linked article.

OT: Mrs. Cop is also an RN but fortunately doesn't have to work in a union.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at December 07, 2011 08:10 AM (M0NzJ)

278

Why are you looking that closely?

It just popped out at me.

Posted by: runningrn at December 07, 2011 08:10 AM (u/RSM)

279 Well, at least it wasn't mentally-administered arsenic. Because that would really suck.

Posted by: OCBill at December 07, 2011 08:10 AM (YJvVE)

280

Ace is delaying a new thread as some form of punishment to us.

Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2011 08:11 AM (8moZm)

281 Ape has killed ape!

Posted by: Corneilus at December 07, 2011 08:11 AM (WDySP)

282

Ok, where did you find erg's mugshot?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 07, 2011 08:11 AM (6BgmB)

283

Subaru is a non-union shop, FYI.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 07, 2011 08:11 AM (8ieXv)

284 273 Monty if you are out there in the intarwebs this is the face of DOOM. ^^^^^^^^^^ This.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2011 08:11 AM (GFM2b)

285

Wow, Meghan McCain is really starting to let herself go.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2011 08:11 AM (3wBRE)

286
I need some brain bleach.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at December 07, 2011 08:11 AM (1hM1d)

287 This is what concerns me about 2012. So called conservatives talking about things like this instead of the issues!!!!! I'm afraid some of the other Christians and I may not vote in 2012 or may end up voting for Barack Obama because he is talking about the issues!

Try later, Cindy got in ahead of you, and she ain't half bad. Unless you can bid higher than a waitress outfit.

Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 08:12 AM (E5gnO)

288 Oh, and is it just me, or is anyone else seeing hair on her chest?

Nah. Just a comb-over from her pits.

Posted by: CUS at December 07, 2011 08:13 AM (84pE9)

289 Okay, who is 'Cindy?'

That can't be a real person. No one serves up that many slow, hanging curves that close together.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 07, 2011 08:13 AM (8y9MW)

290 284

Ace is delaying a new thread as some form of punishment to us.

Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2011 12:11 PM (8moZm)

Dunno. Maybe Ace is socking Cindy because our perversion amuses him.

Posted by: joncelli is posting from work, believe it or not at December 07, 2011 08:13 AM (RD7QR)

291 271 ok....who is socking cindy?

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at December 07, 2011 12:09 PM (s+J9D)

It's 'retread' or 'ya2daup'....unless hashes get reassigned.

Posted by: Tami at December 07, 2011 08:14 AM (X6akg)

292
Lol! Sounds like the prototypical tea party member.
Posted by: Raz the Dildo

Get Back Under The Stairs!

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 08:14 AM (sqkOB)

293 The last place I worked you could not get in with dirty socks, but they did not require shoes.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 08:14 AM (bN5ZU)

294 Will someone make a couple new posts so I don't have to see that ugly mug every time I refresh. LOL

Posted by: devilish at December 07, 2011 08:14 AM (3eTJD)

295 Unless you can bid higher than a waitress outfit.

If someone says schoolgirl, I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: CUS at December 07, 2011 08:14 AM (84pE9)

296 271 ok....who is socking cindy?

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer ready to drink the perry flavor-aid at December 07, 2011 12:09 PM (s+J9D)

Don't know but if she looks anything like this http://tinyurl.com/6v4xdtt

I am ready and willing.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 07, 2011 08:14 AM (8ieXv)

297
In 1990, [husband and shooter] Michael Selleneit was sentenced to up to five years in the state hospital on a third-degree felony charge of attempted sexual abuse of a child. According to court documents, Selleneit was at Lakeview Hospital receiving psychiatric treatment when he put his hands under the clothing of a teenage janitorial employee. It was SelleneitÂ’s second child sex-abuse conviction. In 1988, while living in Idaho, he was found guilty of sexually abusing a child under the age of 16.

and....

In early 1990, a doctor expressed concerns that Selleneit "may have suicidal ideology as well as homicidal tendency," according to court documents. But doctors later said they believed Selleneit did not present a "substantial danger to himself and others," and therefore did not qualify for involuntary hospitalization.

Oops!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2011 08:14 AM (3wBRE)

298

dang, i thought the pic was of the husband until i read..... the little lady.

Posted by: Racefan at December 07, 2011 08:14 AM (ZKjJN)

299 Mumia dodging the chair sucks rocks. Hopefully some pissed off meth head will do the right thing for the scumbag.

Posted by: joncelli is posting from work, believe it or not at December 07, 2011 08:15 AM (RD7QR)

300 The free market and liberty do not work.

Obama said so.

Yeah, that's why the IJN outclassed us, and handed us our asses through the first year of the war. And then we beat them decisively, over and over again.

That's why Russian rocketry has always been superior (we'll never beat them in throw weight), but after the early successes of Gagarin and Leonov, the first man on the Moon was a free man.

Oh, and the English didn't know what the hell they were doing either. That's why I grew up with Indians, Pakistanis, Arabs, Chinese, and even Africans. He hates them most of all, because they're ultimately why he's here and President of a country he despises.

Posted by: KirkCameronLeftMeBehind at December 07, 2011 08:15 AM (iZ6fL)

301 ^{268
Even with just tips it was good because it is a high-class place almost like IHOP.

Posted by: Cindy}

Does your uniform have a lot of spilled "mayonaise" on it?

Posted by: Japanese Bukkake Fan at December 07, 2011 08:16 AM (AM+sr)

302 Average Joe never wears panties.

Just sayin'."

I was unaware any of us did.

I was told that it was a rule here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 07, 2011 08:17 AM (XdlcF)

303 It's sushi day today at school; can I get any of you a raw fish?

Posted by: Sasha and Malia at December 07, 2011 08:17 AM (ENKCw)

304 The mayo is served in little packets so I don't really get too near it.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 08:17 AM (bN5ZU)

305 Dunno. Maybe Ace is socking Cindy because our perversion amuses him.

If that's Ace, it would be his perversion amusing me.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 07, 2011 08:17 AM (+KHIt)

306

Wow, Meghan McCain is really starting to let herself go.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 07, 2011 12:11 PM (3wBRE)

Priceless. Jon StewartÂ’s writers are wishing they were this good.

Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2011 08:17 AM (8moZm)

307

Love your hump, LauraW.

Thanks for that.

Posted by: garrett at December 07, 2011 08:17 AM (G+Ksr)

308 The wife of a Centerville man who allegedly shot and wounded his neighbor because he believed the man had "telepathically" threatened him has been accused of illegally buying the weapon for her husband

Huh. I didn't know they arrested you for that any more, I thought it got you a job in Eric Holder's DOJ.

Posted by: Retread at December 07, 2011 08:17 AM (ALZZ7)

309 Afternoon all. Happy Pearl Harbor Day. At obama's kids school, today is Asian Food day for lunch. Ya gotta love them liberals ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2011 08:18 AM (i6RpT)

310 Ha ha ha haaa, I love you all so much.

Posted by: lauraw at December 07, 2011 08:18 AM (PUYvC)

311 ^{298
The last place I worked you could not get in with dirty socks, but they did not require shoes.}

^{Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 12:14 PM (bN5ZU)}

The morons have a lot of dirty tube socks, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 07, 2011 08:19 AM (AM+sr)

312 I was told that it was a rule here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 07, 2011 12:17 PM (XdlcF)

i was thinking that new rule was just for the ONT.

Posted by: Racefan at December 07, 2011 08:19 AM (ZKjJN)

313

WASHINGTON (WUSA) -- What are President Obama's kids eating at school on Pearl Harbor day? Japanese food, of course! Sidwell Friends School's website shows the menu for Wednesday December 7th, 2011, the 70th anniversary of Pearl Harbor Day, as an Asian food day. Pearl Harbor Day is usually a time of remembrance for Americans. On December 7th, 1941, thousands of Americans died in a sneak attack by the Japanese on Pearl Harbor Navy base in Hawaii. An attack that thrust the U.S. into World War II. This important stuff people. I didn't know until today the Pearl harbor was attacked. Thank God for President Obama or else I would have not been made aware of the forgotten fact. My day is now complete since I have learned my new fact of the day from the government.... I am definately voting for Obama...

Posted by: Wall-E at December 07, 2011 08:20 AM (48wze)

314 307 The mayo is served in little packets so I don't really get too near it.

You're right, three hundred-odd posts means staleness has set in. This is now officially boring.

Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 08:20 AM (E5gnO)

315

ParisParamus at November 15, 2011 01:37 PM (bN5ZU)

Average Joe at October 06, 2010 01:31 PM (bN5ZU)

Paris Paramus and Average Joe are the same person!!!

Get out of the house!!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at December 07, 2011 08:20 AM (8ieXv)

316 Mumia dodging the chair sucks rocks

Ah, man, and I was in such a good mood enjoying Average Cindy.

That really really sucks.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 07, 2011 08:20 AM (XdlcF)

317
Nobody likes a tattle tale, Cindy Brady.

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 08:21 AM (sqkOB)

318 314 Afternoon all. Happy Pearl Harbor Day. At obama's kids school, today is Asian Food day for lunch. Ya gotta love them liberals ha?

Are you kidding me? *sighs*. The wages of political correctness.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 07, 2011 08:21 AM (9hSKh)

319 On December 7th, 1941, thousands of Americans died in a sneak attack by the Japanese on Pearl Harbor Navy base in Hawaii. An attack that thrust the U.S. into World War II. This important stuff people. I didn't know until today the Pearl harbor was attacked. Thank God for President Obama or else I would have not been made aware of the forgotten fact. My day is now complete since I have learned my new fact of the day from the government.... I am definately voting for Obama...

Posted by: Wall-E at December 07, 2011 12:20 PM (48wze)

I thought it was racist to call it (what it was) a sneak attack. Off to sensitivity training for the racist lot of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2011 08:22 AM (1Jaio)

320 Are you kidding me? *sighs*. The wages of political correctness.

I think people are reading far too much into this. It's just as likely that someone thought it would be funny because "we ate their lunch" as that they're trying to be PC.

It could also be that it's a coincidence, as Sidwell Friends claims, and some idiot just didn't think "Hmmm... Asian Food on Dec 7th might be a bit of a faux pas..."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 07, 2011 08:23 AM (8y9MW)

321 318

Posted by: Wall-E at December 07, 2011 12:20 PM (48wze)

Ya know, I joked about something like this yesterday. I should have known better. These people make me sick.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 07, 2011 08:24 AM (8ieXv)

322

At obama's kids school, today is Asian Food day for lunch. Ya gotta love them liberals ha?

I LOVE Asian Food but wow yeah, who's running PR over there?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 07, 2011 08:24 AM (3XDPM)

323 _{^{299
Unless you can bid higher than a waitress outfit.

If someone says schoolgirl, I'll be in my bunk.}}

_{^{Posted by: CUS at December 07, 2011 12:14 PM (84pE9)}}

Schoolgirl. And here is a picture you haters.

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at December 07, 2011 08:25 AM (AM+sr)

324 Are you kidding me? *sighs*. The wages of political correctness.

The slant produced by P.C., as well as by modern yellow journalism, has led us to a slippery slope and must be not nipped in the bud!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 07, 2011 08:26 AM (Qjh0I)

325 Mumia was spared? I was mostly waitressing to send money to his defense fund. Now I can quit.

Posted by: Cindy at December 07, 2011 08:26 AM (bN5ZU)

326 329 _{^{299
Unless you can bid higher than a waitress outfit.

If someone says schoolgirl, I'll be in my bunk.}}

_{^{Posted by: CUS at December 07, 2011 12:14 PM (84pE9)}}

Schoolgirl. And here is a picture you haters.

Damn, MrPaulRevere, you ain't half bad!

Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 08:26 AM (E5gnO)

327 She looks like one of my former co-workers, except shorter and without a mullet.

Posted by: huerfano at December 07, 2011 08:27 AM (7wEgI)

328 A mugshot that will live in infamy.

Posted by: Chris at December 07, 2011 08:27 AM (xzLHn)

329 Pear Harbor day isn't culturally relevant anymore and nobody can be expected to remember it.

Posted by: Megaton McCain at December 07, 2011 08:27 AM (SDkq3)

330 Damn, MrPaulRevere, you ain't half bad!

But he ain't half-good, either.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 07, 2011 08:27 AM (8y9MW)

331 331 Mumia was spared? I was mostly waitressing to send money to his defense fund. Now I can quit.

Yes, yes, Cindy, thank you.

Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 08:27 AM (E5gnO)

332 148 She was someone's little angel and bundle of joy once.

Posted by: Barney's Frank in Freddie's Fannie at December 07, 2011 11:45 AM (uw+0A)

Is that what you say when you watch porn too?

Posted by: jimmuy at December 07, 2011 08:27 AM (/JzSK)

333 The slant produced by P.C., as well as by modern yellow journalism, has led us to a slippery slope and must be not nipped in the bud!

I see what you're doing there.

Posted by: CUS at December 07, 2011 08:28 AM (84pE9)

334

I predict this will turn into a new AoS meme for the intellectually-challenged.

Ed Schultz: sexing up the ladies...with his mind.

Posted by: reason at December 07, 2011 08:28 AM (V40IZ)

335 ^{Damn, MrPaulRevere, you ain't half bad!}

^{Posted by: Mike James at December 07, 2011 12:26 PM (E5gnO)}

And that is my bad side!

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at December 07, 2011 08:28 AM (AM+sr)

336

Shrek's mom lives in Utah?

Which bridge?

Posted by: Mr Wolf at December 07, 2011 08:28 AM (Tv41j)

337 Well as G. Gordon Liddy says, "As a felon, I cannot own a gun. Mrs. Liddy, however, is armed to the teeth."

Posted by: dagny at December 07, 2011 08:29 AM (vY0c7)

338 Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
birds in the wilderness
birds in the wilderness.

Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
waiting for Ace to hit 'post.'

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 07, 2011 08:30 AM (8y9MW)

339
for a while there it looked as if George Pataki was gonna jump in the race

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 08:30 AM (sqkOB)

340 That's why Russian rocketry has always been superior (we'll never beat them in throw weight), but after the early successes of Gagarin and Leonov, the first man on the Moon was a free man. Posted by: KirkCameronLeftMeBehind at December 07, 2011 12:15 PM

The only men who walked on the moon were free men.

Posted by: huerfano at December 07, 2011 08:30 AM (7wEgI)

341 ted by: CUS at December 07, 2011 12:28 PM (84pE9)

I mangled it with an extra word. I will throw myself on my sword.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 07, 2011 08:30 AM (Qjh0I)

342 It could also be that it's a coincidence, as Sidwell Friends claims, and some idiot just didn't think "Hmmm... Asian Food on Dec 7th might be a bit of a faux pas..." Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 07, 2011 12:23 PM (8y9MW) Yeah maybe all true, but ya got to think that if they had even one Rock Solid Conservative over there, somebody might have said: " Ah how about we hold "Asian" day some other time?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2011 08:31 AM (i6RpT)

343 thats not a chick, thats my old biker buddy Chester............

Posted by: Racefan at December 07, 2011 08:31 AM (ZKjJN)

344
I'll bet my leftnut that the probe to Mars never makes it.

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 08:31 AM (sqkOB)

345
the Russian's Soviet's Mars probe has officially failed

Posted by: a personal appeal from soothsayer at December 07, 2011 08:33 AM (sqkOB)

346 ^{The only men who walked on the moon were free men.}

^{Posted by: huerfano at December 07, 2011 12:30 PM (7wEgI)}

No they were not. They were slaves to the corporations!!!!!!!

Posted by: OWS Spokeswomyn at December 07, 2011 08:33 AM (AM+sr)

347 It could also be that it's a coincidence, as Sidwell Friends claims, and some idiot just didn't think "Hmmm... Asian Food on Dec 7th might be a bit of a faux pas..."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 07, 2011 12:23 PM (8y9MW)

Yeah ... sure ... like when Sony shipped out VCRs with 12-07-00 as the default date and claimd that it was just a weird error.

What are kids' schools doing serving asian food, anyway? WTF?

Posted by: really ... at December 07, 2011 08:33 AM (X3lox)

348

^{Careful what you wish for. It could be a 10,000 word movie review of the latest Twilight offering.}

^{Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 07, 2011 12:31 PM (OWjjx)}

TEAM JACOB RULES!!!!111ELEVENTY!!!111!!!!

Posted by: More Teenage Girls Everywhere at December 07, 2011 08:35 AM (AM+sr)

349 I just telepathically bitch-slapped Obama. And I even had to wait in line to do it.

Posted by: Roy at December 07, 2011 08:35 AM (VndSC)

350

^{What are kids' schools doing serving asian food, anyway? WTF?}

^{Posted by: really ... at December 07, 2011 12:33 PM (X3lox)}

They want the children to be winners!

Posted by: Tiger Mom at December 07, 2011 08:36 AM (AM+sr)

351

Mumia claimed "ineffective counsel and a racist judge in deciding his case"...

The loser in every case tried in court can claim "ineffective counsel"....but how can he claim the judge was racist? Does he have PROOF the judge voted against Obama or something?

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at December 07, 2011 08:38 AM (2uovW)

352

@355 "What are kids' schools doing serving asian food, anyway? WTF?"

Yeah, it's too weird a lunch item to not be intentional. Like serving flaffels on 9/11.

Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 07, 2011 08:39 AM (xXhWA)

353

^{Careful what you wish for. It could be a 10,000 word movie review of the latest Twilight offering.}

^{Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 07, 2011 12:31 PM (OWjjx)}Since movies came up ... just letting people know that Four Lions is one of the best comedies I've ever seen. Very much worth seeing.

Posted by: really ... at December 07, 2011 08:39 AM (X3lox)

354

They want the children to be winners!

Posted by: Tiger Mom at December 07, 2011 12:36 PM (AM+sr)

Did they lock the dunces in closets that day, cane the impudent ones, and force everyone to do hard labor for 22 straight hours?

Posted by: really ... at December 07, 2011 08:41 AM (X3lox)

355 I feel slightly violated having seen that picture.

Posted by: lance at December 07, 2011 08:42 AM (cn+l9)

356 ^{The only men who walked on the moon were free men.}

^{Posted by: huerfano at December 07, 2011 12:30 PM (7wEgI)}

No they were not. They were slaves to the corporations!!!!!!!Posted by: OWS Spokeswomyn at December 07, 2011 12:33 PM

You forgot the part about the male hegemony. Very sloppy work.

Posted by: huerfano at December 07, 2011 08:42 AM (7wEgI)

357 Hey runningrn!

We should ask Dang if this is his gal pal.
Posted by: mpfs

Dude. Be cool. That's my sister.

_{We only "went out" a few times.}

Posted by: Dang at December 07, 2011 08:43 AM (BbX1b)

358 It could also be that it's a coincidence, as Sidwell Friends claims, and some idiot just didn't think "Hmmm... Asian Food on Dec 7th might be a bit of a faux pas..."

However the menu calendar does identify today as Pearl Harbor Day so I'm not buying the whole coincidence defense.

Posted by: Retread at December 07, 2011 08:47 AM (ALZZ7)

359 However the menu calendar does identify today as Pearl Harbor Day so I'm not buying the whole coincidence defense.

Posted by: Retread at December 07, 2011 12:47 PM (ALZZ7)

Indeed. Looks like somebody thinks the wrong side won...

Posted by: Reactionary at December 07, 2011 08:51 AM (xUM1Q)

360

Hey, I thought these people were nuts too until I saw the guy they shot:
http://tinyurl.com/6ub5jbu

Posted by: Jim at December 07, 2011 08:53 AM (VSDhK)

361 Mumia (Wesley Cook) is guilty as sin and should have been fried years ago. He did everything he could to disrupt his trial.However, as a died-in-the-wool leftist, he was afforded the admiration and protection of academia and Hollywood. May he die screaming like Jeffrey Dahmer.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at December 07, 2011 08:55 AM (YmPwQ)

362

^{You forgot the part about the male hegemony. Very sloppy work.}

^{Posted by: huerfano at December 07, 2011 12:42 PM (7wEgI)}

The "corporation" part makes the male hegemony part redundant.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 07, 2011 08:57 AM (AM+sr)

363 ...at least they found love?

Posted by: Crispian at December 07, 2011 09:03 AM (freXW)

364

^{Did they lock the dunces in closets that day, cane the impudent ones, and force everyone to do hard labor for 22 straight hours?}

^{Posted by: really ... at December 07, 2011 12:41 PM (X3lox)}

To be winner, yes! All about winning. You do good in school You go to good college. You become best in field. You thank Tiger Mom.

Posted by: Tiger Mom at December 07, 2011 09:11 AM (AM+sr)

365

Telepathic rape?

You mean I can be nailing some pre-teen pink. . .with my mind? And never have to worry about that bourgeois "extradition" and "statutory rape" bullshit again?

BUNK!

Posted by: Roman "how many licks does it take to get to the center" Polanski at December 07, 2011 09:16 AM (zF6Iw)

366 Her eyes are telepathically raping me, over and over again.

Posted by: toby928© at December 07, 2011 10:34 AM (evdj2)

367 My eyes, they burn, they burn! Telepathic rape would be the only possible way!

Posted by: morbius at December 07, 2011 12:32 PM (1aenQ)

368 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2011 12:41 PM (7WJOC)

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Posted by: Clockwork Prince iBooks at December 07, 2011 05:00 PM (fSu1C)

370 I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

Posted by: Screw Business As Usual ePub at December 07, 2011 05:39 PM (N5zsV)

371
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Posted by: Time to Get Tough ePub at December 07, 2011 06:00 PM (vyWoS)

372

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Posted by: Everyday Happy Herbivore ePub at December 07, 2011 11:22 PM (7IOBI)

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