February 24, 2011
— Ace
And where was Obama during this outpouring of incivility? "In an interview with a Milwaukee television station last week the president acknowledged that he hadn't followed the legislation in Wisconsin closely, but he characterized it as sounding like 'an assault on unions.' He made no mention of teachers violating the law in a de facto strike. He didn't say a word about the incendiary rhetoric or the tactic of marching on lawmakers' homes. And he said nothing about the missing state legislators and their antidemocratic walkout."Such hypocrisy goes unremarked upon by most in the liberal punditocracy, which remains convinced the civility problem is a right-wing phenomenon.
We and a few others got a sage advisory on the topic of civility from this good anti-American leftist.
Ah well. The media won't cover that.
Since the left is taking a "f*** civility" stance (even while attempting to impose this stance on the right), I guess it's fair play to quote on of the all time best come-backs I've ever read on a blog.
Here was a leftist ConcernFag yelling at us:
Honestly. What the hell do any of you care about gays getting married? None of you know any gays. Gays don't belong to your bridge club, you're never going to invite one over for a barbecue. A gay couple on the other side of town could get married, you would never know it. It wouldn't affect your life in the slightest.Yet here you are defending your DOMA, using the government to invade the private lives of people you don't know and don't live anywhere near bumblefuck Alabama.
You're bigots. Don't argue, don't bother with your disgusting retorts. You're bigots. Intolerant, hateful, xenophobic bigots. Using bigotry to get other bigots excited. That's your defense of marriage act. Rally bell for bigots at election time.
The world is changing and you bigots WILL be bred out of existence. History will remember you bigots like it remembers all the others - sadly.
Breed of us out of existence? Empire of Jeff thought that plan was a bit weak:
Better get busy out-breeding me, Jimmy-Joe.Because while you've been occupied getting your shit pushed in, I've been punching out a new Master Race like an angry, white, dick-flavored Pez dispenser from your worst Republican nightmare.
Oh snap!, as black people always say, in television skits, in 1994.
I don't care who you are, that right there is comedy.
Thanks to runningrn for pointing out that zinger.
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If there isn't a hall o' fame for priceless comments, there should be. And this one should be conveyed within on a sedan chair supported by a bevy of moronettes....
Bunk.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 24, 2011 11:28 AM (R2fpr)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2011 11:28 AM (uFokq)
Leave me the F alone. Posey doesn't like being pushed.
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at February 24, 2011 11:29 AM (qL20/)
Did he seriously say (translating) "I don't have all the facts, but the Wisconsin Legislature clearly acted stupidly?"
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 24, 2011 11:31 AM (8y9MW)
Once again, President Post Turtle clearly states up front that he doesn't have all the facts, but that does not stop him from espousing an opinion.
Sounds like there may be another beer summit in his future.
Posted by: wiserbud at February 24, 2011 11:31 AM (RkrQu)
Got 7.62?
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at February 24, 2011 11:31 AM (qL20/)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2011 11:31 AM (g7hbH)
Posted by: Honey Badger with Pez Dispenser at February 24, 2011 11:31 AM (M9Ie6)
Because while you've been occupied getting your shit pushed in, I've been punching out a new Master Race like an angry, white, dick-flavored Pez dispenser from your worst Republican nightmare.
Farkin' epic
Posted by: beedubya at February 24, 2011 11:32 AM (AnTyA)
When victim groups (see gays, ethnic/racial minorities) use violent language and rhetoric, they are simply 'claiming their voice'. Our doctrine of hierarchy forces us to believe that only one group in society can hold power at any one time. This means that violence can only be committed by groups holding the 'Power' - white, heterosexual males.
Everything else is resistance, which we support.
Posted by: Liberal Intelligencia at February 24, 2011 11:33 AM (VoSja)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2011 11:33 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: Larry the cable guy at February 24, 2011 11:34 AM (le5qc)
Posted by: catmman at February 24, 2011 11:34 AM (DTzwU)
Empire of Jeff FTW!
Can I get that on a bumpersticker?
*Oh wait. IÂ’m not a Leftard so I donÂ’t put bumperstickers on my car*
Posted by: Cicero at February 24, 2011 11:34 AM (QKKT0)
Heads I won...ha ha...tails you lose. That's the way it works. You pricks can't even get me to show my birf certificate. losers
Watch this drive!
Posted by: B+rry Ob+owmao at February 24, 2011 11:34 AM (c9iUg)
Posted by: Geronimo at February 24, 2011 11:35 AM (AVXTq)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at February 24, 2011 11:35 AM (08Pe8)
Posted by: MJ at February 24, 2011 11:36 AM (BKOsZ)
Posted by: MīcÞeMūs at February 24, 2011 11:36 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: ConcernFag at February 24, 2011 11:37 AM (VoSja)
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 24, 2011 11:37 AM (pZEar)
Posted by: Andy at February 24, 2011 11:38 AM (5Rurq)
Can't remember what site it was on.....
Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2011 11:39 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2011 11:39 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: guy who gets his shit pushed in at February 24, 2011 11:40 AM (le5qc)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2011 11:40 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: maddogg at February 24, 2011 11:40 AM (OlN4e)
Never listen to the lefties, they spout off crap all the time, contridict themselves, do the hypocricy thing, etc.
It is their actions that is what really count ie. allowing government workers to unionize, forcing us regular people to buy toilets that don't flush, dishsoap that does not clean, lightbulbs that are poisenous**
Fuck the audio, just watch the video.
** onc CFL will contaminate 6,000 gallons of water
Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho at February 24, 2011 11:41 AM (vrDK+)
Posted by: joeindc44 at February 24, 2011 11:41 AM (QxSug)
Tantalum caps make the prettiest smoke.
Posted by: Bieber must die, for harvest at February 24, 2011 11:41 AM (F/4zf)
New meme- dick flavored pez dispenser?
Its catchy. I also think it was Cheney's Secret Service code name.
Posted by: JollyRoger at February 24, 2011 11:41 AM (NCw5u)
I believe my new comeback, without any explanation, will be "Pez Dispenser."
I like to combine the memes in new and potentially dangerous ways:
Like a honey badger with a Pez dispenser!!
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 24, 2011 11:42 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: joeindc44 at February 24, 2011 11:42 AM (QxSug)
Wow! Ace does read his own blog! Who knew!
I'd be happy to help hoist Empire of Jeff's sedan chair.
Posted by: runningrn at February 24, 2011 11:42 AM (ihSHD)
Bring out your black, gay, conservative and they will find a disabled, black, transgendered, deaf, Marxist.
And then everybody dies a little inside.
Posted by: Paper at February 24, 2011 11:42 AM (VoSja)
Because while you've been occupied getting your shit pushed in, I've been punching out a new Master Race like an angry, white, dick-flavored Pez dispenser from your worst Republican nightmare."""
I still think that needs to be inscribed on a column or wall somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker at February 24, 2011 11:43 AM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Inspector Cleuseau at February 24, 2011 11:43 AM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: ConcernFag at February 24, 2011 11:43 AM (VoSja)
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 24, 2011 11:44 AM (uFokq)
"Bring out your black, gay, conservative and they will find a disabled, black, transgendered, deaf, Marxist.
And then everybody dies a little inside."
What makes me think you are a fan of Bobby Dylan?
Posted by: Inspector Cleuseau at February 24, 2011 11:44 AM (Q5+Og)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2011 11:45 AM (LTFga)
Posted by: Christopher Johnson at February 24, 2011 11:45 AM (FN39A)
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at February 24, 2011 03:31 PM (qL20/)
It may not quite rival EoJ's comment, but I have to say that I think this is a beautiful metaphor. I can't help but sit and wonder what a wrath capacitor might look like. I bet it glows an angry red...
Posted by: Reactionary at February 24, 2011 11:45 AM (xUM1Q)
Posted by: SarahW at February 24, 2011 11:45 AM (Z4T49)
Posted by: maddogg at February 24, 2011 11:46 AM (OlN4e)
Mark Steyn is sorta out in front on this, our future is sitting in a second grade classromm.
Don't fuck with demography.
Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho at February 24, 2011 11:46 AM (vrDK+)
With the new "Tea Party" Extra Strength Right Hate Brain Clenser. Their brain washing will come out whiter and angrier than any other brand. And with now patented "Left Guard" possible stain sources like public education or college professors, come right off with only a brief rinse of Fox News.
Posted by: MīcÞeMūs at February 24, 2011 11:46 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2011 11:46 AM (LTFga)
Posted by: Fudgepackers Union Local #0I812 at February 24, 2011 11:47 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: joeindc44 at February 24, 2011 11:47 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: SlaveDog at February 24, 2011 11:48 AM (9fDAi)
Yup, admit once again that you don't bother to inform yourself before you shoot off your big mouth. Mr. Brilliant doesn't learn from previous mistakes, does he. Mr. President, shut the hell up until you find out the facts!
Funny thing about that: he made a snap judgment about Governor Walker with no hesitation and no facts.
When it comes to Iran persecuting it's protestors on now 2 occasions since he's been precedent (Iran, a known enemy of the U.S.) and Gadafi killing the protestors in his country (Gadafi, the only person alive who's killed more Americans than anyone but Osama Bin Laden, also a known, long time enemy of the U.S.), he can't be bothered to say anything at all or eventually, when he does, he can't even name the thug dictator in his weak sauce sternly worded statement.
Thanks a lot 52% ers!
Posted by: runningrn at February 24, 2011 11:49 AM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Muslims in England at February 24, 2011 11:49 AM (BKOsZ)
Posted by: Paper at February 24, 2011 11:50 AM (VoSja)
So don't just laugh. Like Caddyshack, this show doesn't stay funny all the way to the end.
Posted by: oblig. at February 24, 2011 11:50 AM (xvZW9)
Comrade Zero makes "acting stupidly" our national policy, except when acting nutlessly is a better fit.
You forgot his third modus operendus--not acting at all.
PRESENT!
Hillary tried to warn us about him and that 3 a.m. phone call.
Posted by: runningrn at February 24, 2011 11:51 AM (ihSHD)
The Corner: GOP Sen to Protesters: Find A Motel
According to the Wisconsin State Journal, the Joint Committee on Legislative Organization will “restrict access to hearing rooms and legislative offices after normal business hours starting Saturday.”
The move to start clearing out the capitol has been spearheaded by Senate Majority Leader Scott Fitzgerald, a Republican, who is working closely with Gov. Scott Walker (R., Wis.) to pass a budget-repair bill by the end of this week. Fitzgerald told reporters on Wednesday that law-enforcement officials are growing increasingly concerned about public safety.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 24, 2011 11:51 AM (iMgAa)
I mean, doesn't the fiction of teh ghey marriage require society to participate in something of a lie? Isn't a lie to pretend that men and women are the same, and that there is no difference between unions of a man and woman, woman and woman, and man and man? It's a sort of a reaction to the Orwellian newspeak of the whole thing that plenty of people really hate.
A lot of this ghey marriage bullshit is so obvious you have trouble articulating it.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 24, 2011 11:55 AM (IVQSY)
#69
Good start, but I wish it was.
GOP Sen to Protestors: Find a Fucking Job
or even
GOP Sen to Protestors: Find an Elected Official Who Gives a Damn
Posted by: Paper at February 24, 2011 11:55 AM (VoSja)
Threads are always better when EOJ is laying down the funneh.
Posted by: Roadking at February 24, 2011 11:56 AM (hempZ)
63-Funny thing about that: he made a snap judgment about Governor Walker with no hesitation and no facts.
BHO needs no stinking facts,
BHO operating rule #2, anything not inherently leftist is bad.
See example #1, cops asking a screaming black guy for some ID.
Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho at February 24, 2011 11:56 AM (vrDK+)
"You forgot his third modus operendus--not acting at all.
PRESENT!"
You forget, this is Sparky at his most agressive; Passive Agressive.
Posted by: Inspector Cleuseau at February 24, 2011 11:56 AM (Q5+Og)
I think Jimmy-Joe is still quivering in the corner, in fetal position, thumb in mouth and muttering "I'm Empie of Jeff's bitch"
Posted by: dananjcon at February 24, 2011 11:56 AM (pr+up)
You only care about gay marriage because you are secretly gay.
Now people think you are gay and being gay is bad. I win!
Posted by: ConcernFag at February 24, 2011 11:57 AM (VoSja)
Posted by: SteveAR at February 24, 2011 11:59 AM (3k2mc)
Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 12:00 PM (pW2o8)
You know... sometimes it's dangerous to read this blog at work...
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 24, 2011 12:02 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: runningrn at February 24, 2011 12:02 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2011 12:02 PM (LTFga)
Well he topped Carter. Carter's CDA program cost $135K for each $35K job created. Way to go Sparky. I feel so stimulated. Too bad my kid is looking at $40k in national debt to pay off in his lifetime. All this money spent and I don't even get a really cool "SEIU FOREVER" T-Shirt. I love being treated as an equal.
Posted by: Inspector Cleuseau at February 24, 2011 12:03 PM (Q5+Og)
GOP Sen to Protestors: Find a Fucking Job
or even
GOP Sen to Protestors: Find an Elected Official Who Gives a Damn
So do I, but it's at least a good attempt at clearing-out the capitol and the union thugs are whining it's unfair. Though what do they do when a number of them stay anyway? The local police chief has already made clear he sides with the protesters.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 24, 2011 12:04 PM (iMgAa)
Posted by: Jake_in_Idaho at February 24, 2011 12:05 PM (vrDK+)
"Can you breed 'em quicker than we can convert 'em?"
The Pez Dispenser can.
Nerdy girl, for some reason that song "The Candy Man Can" is going through my head right now!
Posted by: runningrn at February 24, 2011 12:05 PM (ihSHD)
GM Falls Below IPO Price as Rising Oil Dims Truck Sales Outlook
I hope those union stooges sold before Sparky's brillant foreign policy shoots gas to $6/gal. I hate giving union goons money, only to see it pissed away.
Posted by: Inspector Cleuseau at February 24, 2011 12:09 PM (Q5+Og)
#85
Yeah. I agree it is good that they are trying to turn it into less of a circus.
Not sure either, but I do think that most people get annoyed seeing leeches hang around government buildings all day, besides the ones who already get paid to do that of course.
Posted by: Paper at February 24, 2011 12:10 PM (VoSja)
Saturate the gay market with dick-flavored Pez! It's the next pet cock rock!
Posted by: FUBAR at February 24, 2011 12:11 PM (McG46)
You know... sometimes it's dangerous to read this blog at work...
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 24, 2011 04:02 PM (8y9MW)
Oh damn. Sorry. I only have to worry about my kids reading the screen (my 3 and 5 year old repeat to daddy some of the names they read on here). I thought all 3 ways were awesome though.
Think I'll tell hubby I bought him a 2 hour pass to the gun range using anything they sell there.
Hell, I might wake up happy even though BO's still Prez.
Posted by: momma at February 24, 2011 12:13 PM (penCf)
Cock flavored candy is offensive unless a gay person comes up with the idea, in which case it is minority entrepreneurism at its best.
Posted by: ConcernFag at February 24, 2011 12:13 PM (VoSja)
Wait, what?! You can convert heteros to being homos? That can't be right, I was told it was biological. By all the gay divorced mothers in the local roller derby league.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 24, 2011 12:13 PM (McG46)
Posted by: Socratease at February 24, 2011 12:16 PM (Cw79V)
EoJ, I expect a percentage.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 24, 2011 12:16 PM (McG46)
You should read your own blog more. Lots of good shit in the comments.
Just sayin'
Posted by: toby928™ at February 24, 2011 12:17 PM (GTbGH)
I hate giving union goons money, only to see it pissed away.
Isn't that the inevitable outcome? To expect otherwise would like thinking you can hold back the tide, make the sun rise in the west, or get a slab of ribs away from the FLOTUS.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2011 12:17 PM (DrWcr)
You know, that's actually something I've thought about: if Muslims become the majority in, say, the Netherlands, and do away with gay marriage there, how would the Left react?
That's not a rhetorical question, BTW (I'm from the Honey Badger school of thought on gay marriage, FWIW), I honestly want to know how the Left would handle that particular situation.
Posted by: Armando at February 24, 2011 12:21 PM (nd0uY)
Nice voice you got there, Left.
Posted by: I-wuz-too-hip-now-I'm-just-cynical at February 24, 2011 12:21 PM (4sQwu)
Just sayin'
Posted by: toby928™ at February 24, 2011 04:17 PM (GTbGH)
Or do your civic duty and hire somebody to read the comments. With all that crazy blog money.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 24, 2011 12:23 PM (McG46)
Scott Walker doesn't recognize David Koch's voice, but Obama recognizes George Soro's.
"Get over here and blow me, you jug-earred little pussy"
Was that uncivil? Gee
Posted by: bigred HO HO HEY HEY HOW MANY JOBS BARACK KILL TODAY? at February 24, 2011 12:24 PM (cX9pO)
Posted by: robtr at February 24, 2011 12:25 PM (hVDig)
Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2011 12:25 PM (9Pzy7)
I'm just hoping my obsequiousness toward our Dread Lord Jeff gets me killed last.
Posted by: toby928™ at February 24, 2011 12:26 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 24, 2011 12:31 PM (+kzvp)
Posted by: Jon Stewart at February 24, 2011 12:32 PM (LTFga)
Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2011 04:25 PM (9Pzy7)
Quick...lets short sheet their beds and T-P their houses before they get back!
Posted by: dananjcon at February 24, 2011 12:33 PM (pr+up)
That's so wrong. And yet, why do I have this grin from it that not even surgery could remove?
Posted by: Rod Rescueman (Nothern CA) at February 24, 2011 12:39 PM (QxGmu)
If you haven't checked out Empire of Jeff's (defunct?) blog, here's a link.
It's stuffed to the gills with epic rants and he does bring the funneh-
Thanks for posting that--The Peanut Allergy Nazis--too funneh!
Posted by: runningrn at February 24, 2011 12:42 PM (ihSHD)
Seven-six-two!?
[actually I do have quite a bit, but]
What the hell kind of a god-damned revolution you running here anyway?
You want to overthrow Powers, That Be, with sumbitchin Kommnist ammo? AK ammo? NATO rounds? From YERP?
Only a pimp in a New Orleans whorehouse would fight the Good Fight with the other guy's weaponry.
Repeat after me, Caliber Thirty. Thirty-ought-six. Thirty-thirty. Three-oh-eight.
Now stand up on your hind legs and shoot like a man. 7.62. Jesus.
Posted by: comatus at February 24, 2011 12:43 PM (W5ilH)
Posted by: WTF at February 24, 2011 12:43 PM (zvGnP)
Posted by: ontherocks at February 24, 2011 12:43 PM (HBqDo)
Good company Ace, thank the dickwad for expanding my twit list.
Posted by: MSM at February 24, 2011 12:58 PM (WkuV6)
I prefer the .300 Winchester Magnum myself.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman (Nothern CA) at February 24, 2011 01:02 PM (QxGmu)
@101 The Guardian is trumpeting a story called "U.S. Left Finds Its Voice in Wisconsin Labor Issue" or something.
When a prog enters into a discussion, civility usually ends within the first few sentences. They resort name calling, swearing, pejoratives, and racial and gender slanders. Put in a union thug into the equation and you reach a new order of magnitude.
Posted by: Buffalobob at February 24, 2011 01:07 PM (GwH6h)
Posted by: 29Victor at February 24, 2011 01:19 PM (ES9R7)
This is just too funny. You have a liberal saying conservatives are going to be bred out of existence. A liberal. If a typical liberal, an abortion-loving liberal. How the hell do liberals think they are going to breed out conservatives when they spend most of their time breeding themselves out of existence?
Primary sources of breeding heterosexuals:
Mormons
Devout Catholics and Evangelical Protestants
Muslims of varying degrees of Jihadist fervor
Mexican illegal immigrants who are overwhelmingly Roman Catholic and pro-life.
None of the above are inclined to promote the homosexual agenda.
IOW - Sparky better get busy with the convertation.
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Posted by: ASSn. of Divorce Lawyers at February 24, 2011 04:04 PM (nFYE1)
And a gay couple on the other side of town could not have health insurance, you would never know it. It wouldn't affect your life in the slightest.
But...
Posted by: Jay at February 24, 2011 04:32 PM (EKpAZ)
Hopefully less time than to go completely bankrupt and have the press/internet nationalized.
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