December 09, 2011

Is Obama's Intellect Stunted by Epistemic Closure?
— Ace

This occurred to me due to Obama's claim that paying people not to work creates more jobs than actually creating jobs.

It is a thoroughly stupid and ignorant statement. Even as a weak bit of political spin, it verges, apologies for the word but I mean it, on being mentally retarded.

A year or two ago one of those guys who's supposedly a libertarian but seems to make his rent attacking conservatives posited that the right suffers from "epistemic closure," a mis-named term which he claimed to mean "closed off to information or experience inconsistent with one's prior views."

A tasteless and unnecessary neologism for the very old idea of a Community-Based Reality, a group which decides what reality is according to a group. Contrary information will not be permitted to interfere with the Community-Based Reality the group is deciding upon; they reason backwards from their conclusions to decide what the Facts are which prove those pre-supposed conclusions.

Not a particularly new idea. But he made up a (poor) neologism for it, and attacked the right, so of course he got lots of links and probably a few invitations to MSNBC.

Using this terminology: Is Obama's mind epistemically closed?

Obama is supposedly a learned man. We are told he is a rara avis, in Chris Buckley's dribblings, a true intellectual.

When was the last time Obama actually learned something about the world?

Did he, as the book's title might have it, Learn Everything He Needed To Know By Second Semester Sophomore Year?

When was the last time Obama was actually confronted by new information and new experience and actually adapted his beliefs to fit the new fact-pattern, rather than consistently adapting the new fact-pattern to fit his old beliefs?

For, we were told, anyone who does not do this is is "epistemically closed."

So when has Obama done it? I'm sure that book Bill Ayers wrote for him contains moments of realization, but those are of course set deep in Bill Ayers' past.

One question the media loves asking Republicans is "What have you learned in office?" By which they really are asking: "Which hidebound conservative beliefs are you finally ready to jettison?"

They fret when a Republican dodges the question, saying something bullshitty about learning about the greatness of the American Voting Public, and cry "unteachable!"

Very well.

What has Obama learned in office? Which of his pre-existing beliefs has he learned to is wrong?

Don't say gay marriage; he's still "evolving" on that, so he is not ready to discard that old stance against gay marriage (not until January 2013, at least).

What has Obama learned?

The man is besieged by evidence of his own failures, after all. Even if one were, like his liberal media Praetorian Guard, to take the position that Obama's failures are really Hidden Successes, surely he must have changed some of his beliefs as he sees the practical effect of his hitherto entirely-theoretical knowledge of how economics, and the world, works.

Oh sure he'll claim he's learned he hasn't communicated his vision and his successes enough.

That is just a dodge, of course. That is not confronting his failures and learning from them; that is merely attempting to claim his failures are successes, and his only real failure is being President of a nation whose voters are too dumb to understand how amazingly he's succeeded.

That, in other words, is simply another proof of epistemic closure.

So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?

Posted by: Ace at 09:58 AM | Comments (517)
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1 You totally missed where he said- the military are getting tricked into mortgages where they are paying- 200% interest... The dude needs me!

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:00 AM (r2PLg)

2 He's learned he can lie and get away with it. All the time.

Posted by: JWF at December 09, 2011 10:00 AM (1l37M)

3
They're always saying Obama is so smart -- he has a 160 IQ.

How come he can only speak one language?

If Obama is the intellectual cosmopolitan they (and he) say he is, why isn't he at least multilingual?


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:00 AM (sqkOB)

4 So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19? How to become President of the United States, apparently. What does that say about the rest of us??

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 09, 2011 10:01 AM (niZvt)

5 I think he's learned that the Bush anti-terror protocols were on the whole worthwhile and must be retained.  He probably begrudges the knowledge, but I think it's there.

Posted by: Lynn at December 09, 2011 10:01 AM (FmV27)

6 ace, if we read all of your posts and submit to comprehension tests? - do you award on-line degrees? I'm looking to fluff up my resume...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 09, 2011 10:03 AM (136wp)

7
Obama is the PR President.

He's the Salesman-in-Chief.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:03 AM (sqkOB)

8 He might have learned- closing Gitmo-ain't easy...

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:03 AM (r2PLg)

9

Barack Hussien Obama suffers from a rectal - crainial inversion

As well as being a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

This is my professional opinion.

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Sigmumd Freud at December 09, 2011 10:03 AM (KhioZ)

10 I'd say the left as a whole suffers from this. Not just Obama.

Global warming types for example.

The Paultards and Alex Jones devotees on the right would be another example.

Posted by: Scott J at December 09, 2011 10:03 AM (KC2BE)

11

So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?

 

FIFY

Posted by: Truman North at December 09, 2011 10:04 AM (I2LwF)

12 If Obama is the intellectual cosmopolitan they (and he) say he is, why isn't he at least multilingual?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 02:00 PM (sqkOB)

Well, he's at least bi


Posted by: Kal Penn at December 09, 2011 10:04 AM (136wp)

13 That the rest of us, meaning everyone who doesnt support him, are just too stubborn and stupid to just shut up and do as we are told.

Posted by: brak at December 09, 2011 10:04 AM (U+5R9)

14 Or he could have learned- a 800 billion stimulus doesn't keep unemployment at 8%....

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:04 AM (r2PLg)

15 shovel ready jobs aren't

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 09, 2011 10:04 AM (SO2Q8)

16 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure....   and where the heck is Steevy?

Posted by: Yip of Texas at December 09, 2011 10:05 AM (Mrdk1)

17 But Ace.....ignoring the reality of his failures is a full-time job. It requires hours of golfing and days of vacation time to do all that ignoring of reality.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 09, 2011 10:05 AM (HvKWW)

18 You have already hurt my feelings, in an integratively complex way. Let's have lunch in my cellar. best,

Posted by: Mike at December 09, 2011 10:05 AM (AZGON)

19 epistemic closure?   Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 09, 2011 10:05 AM (Mrdk1)

20 One thing he does know- Bush is his God and in control of everything-still!

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:05 AM (r2PLg)

21 We are told he is a rara avis, in Chris Buckley's dribblings Remind me never to eat in Ace's restaurant.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 10:06 AM (AZGON)

22 Is Obama's Intellect Stunted by Epistemic Closure?

Isn't this kind of a Duh question?  Of course it is.  There's no evidence that he was a great intellect to begin with, but then on top of starting with average material, at best, the poor imbecile has grown up entirely cocooned in a make-believe lefty world.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 10:06 AM (GTbGH)

23 From Hot Air ;

Did the Obama administration delay report on Volt fires?

Well Ed, does Moochelle cause bathtub water to rise a foot when she gets in the tub?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 10:06 AM (Y+DPZ)

24 There are 57 states with one to go!

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:06 AM (r2PLg)

25 So you think Krauthammer is regretting that taste in his mouth?

Posted by: maddogg at December 09, 2011 10:07 AM (OlN4e)

26
Never once has Obama spoken, off script, with authority on any subject.

Think about it.

Obama never makes knowledgeable references to anything, other than what the script tells him what to say.

Clinton, the Rhodes Scholar, could blab all day long about a lot of shit.
Obama, not a notable scholar of any kind, is a reciter of pre-prepared scripts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:07 AM (sqkOB)

27 Obama speaks whatever language they speak in Indonesia. Just not publicly here, as that would lend credence to the whole Muslim upbringing during early childhood thing he has tried to cover up.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 09, 2011 10:07 AM (ijjAe)

28 No he is just a SCOAMF

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 09, 2011 10:07 AM (U8jRK)

29 He's learned that he's better with a 9-iron from 90 yards.

Posted by: Dave at December 09, 2011 10:07 AM (Xm1aB)

30 23, damn you! You just tricked my minds eye into picturing her naked.

You bastard.

Posted by: Scott J at December 09, 2011 10:07 AM (KC2BE)

31 Whitey has a guilt complex...

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:08 AM (r2PLg)

32 Let me be clear, bitter-clinger. I learned something that really surprised me: You need nothing more than a teleprompter and Soros' blessing to become potus.

Posted by: B. H. Obama at December 09, 2011 10:08 AM (97AKa)

33

 and his only real failure is being President of a nation whose voters are too dumb to understand how amazingly he's succeeded.

Answer to the question is here.

He HAS SUCCEEDED in diminishing America abroad,

In Redistributing the wealth to some extent,

In packing the courts with liberal idealogues,

In paying off his favored interest groups UNIONS to the tune of TRILLIONS

and IS BUILDING HIS BASE OF GOVERNMENT WORKERS AND DEPENDENTS,

because the Lyin kING knows once the government workers and dependents reach somewhere over 50% his electoral advantage is sealed and we are stuck with him and his party until the coming collapse and rebirth of the nation.

God save us from the Lyin kING but mostly God save us from those voters too dumb to understand how he has succeeded! 

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at December 09, 2011 10:08 AM (vXqv3)

34 They're always saying Obama is so smart -- he has a 160 IQ.

One of the few things that's a matter of public record:  Barry was not even a National Merit Semi-finalist, much less a scholar.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 10:09 AM (GTbGH)

35 More like Ideologically Closed. Kinda like the RIFs.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at December 09, 2011 10:09 AM (MDrnF)

36 How to win caucuses in the lesser states with union thugs?

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:09 AM (r2PLg)

37 30 23, damn you! You just tricked my minds eye into picturing her naked.

You bastard.

Posted by: Scott J at December 09, 2011 02:07 PM (KC2BE)

with fur

Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 09, 2011 10:09 AM (136wp)

38 It's good to be the King

Posted by: Mel at December 09, 2011 10:09 AM (SO2Q8)

39 I learned that Corpseman is actually pronounced Core-man.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:09 AM (QKKT0)

40 6 ace, if we read all of your posts and submit to comprehension tests? - do you award on-line degrees? I'm looking to fluff up my resume...
Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 09, 2011 02:03 PM

The man needs a fluffer. Where are Raykon or Proudonkey when they're actually needed?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 10:09 AM (Y+DPZ)

41 Suing other state senators for bad forms?

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:10 AM (r2PLg)

42 Wasn't he against the individual mandate when Hillary was for it?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 09, 2011 10:10 AM (XdlcF)

43 I learned that the Austrians gave up their traditional language for German a long time ago, maybe when the Nazis invaded.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:10 AM (QKKT0)

44

You're hitting on all cylinders today, Ace.  I want to share this with others (minus the F word to keep it family-friendly).  I hope some version of this can appear in a column.

Posted by: Purity Of Essence at December 09, 2011 10:10 AM (2EdUM)

45 Obama is not a learner so much as a teacher:  Why just last night, in true Lightworker fashion,  he taught the Jews the proper way to light a Menorah. 

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2011 10:10 AM (/ZZCn)

46 Hello, he's omniscient.

Posted by: That dweeb from Newsweek at December 09, 2011 10:11 AM (Fw2Gg)

47 He's learned to live with the smell of Axelrod....

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:11 AM (r2PLg)

48 I learned not to say it out loud when Whitey acts stupidly.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:11 AM (QKKT0)

49 why isn't he at least multilingual?

Word around the water cooler is: He was until he married.

Posted by: The down low at December 09, 2011 10:12 AM (Onw8c)

50 I learned that socialism and compromise are the traditions that made America great.  That made America.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:12 AM (QKKT0)

51 Did he, as the book's title might have it, Learn Everything He Needed To Know By Second Semester Sophomore Year? No joke... Evan Sayet makes a very solid case that in fact the liberal mind literally functions according to the children's book "Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten" by Robert Fulghum. See: Heritage Foundation video

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 10:12 AM (AZGON)

52 He's learned that destroying a great nation like America will take another term as president because of these damn whiteys...

Posted by: 1/1027th of a Janitor at December 09, 2011 10:12 AM (tazG1)

53 Reset buttons are a grand gesture. You can win the Nobel Peace Prize pre-emptively....

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:12 AM (r2PLg)

54

But you know what I learned today? When you want to attack somebodys conservative credentials in the Republican primaries, you dont necessarily need conservative media to do it. You use newsoutlets like Mother Jones, TPM, CBS and The Daily Beast to do it. Willard just told me, when he came from a conference call with these guys.

Posted by: B. H. Obama at December 09, 2011 10:12 AM (97AKa)

55
Lily the starving Muppet™:
“Sometimes we can't always afford to buy all the food that we need,” Lily said. “I mean, but we've been finding lots of ways that we can get help...Yeah, for example, at school I get a free breakfast and a lunch...part of the meal plan."

I bet all that stuffing would hold a shitload of kerosine.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 09, 2011 10:12 AM (Qxdfp)

56 Things Obama has learned since taking office:

1. 52% of the voting public are fools
2. Air Force One makes a great commuting vehicle
3. Partying every Wednesday night is cool, on someone else's dime
4. The Race Card is evergreen.
5. 90% of The Media are fools
6. Golf beats working



Posted by: Joe Mama at December 09, 2011 10:13 AM (dOsjQ)

57 I learned that the Japanese aren't waiting for an apology from America for dropping atom bombs on them.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:13 AM (QKKT0)

58 He's learned that the media swallows instead of spitting.

Posted by: Dave at December 09, 2011 10:13 AM (Xm1aB)

59 He learned what it feels like to get triangulated by, Clinton, Gates and Panetta...

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:13 AM (r2PLg)

60 39 I learned that Corpseman is actually pronounced Core-man.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 02:09 PM (QKKT0)

 

 

Wait, no I didn't.  I mispronounced it twice.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:14 AM (I2LwF)

61 A base of government workers and dependents is built on the backs of compliant taxpayers. Compliant taxpayers are in short supply thanks to his economic policies and the innate nature of hardworking Americans, so in other words prepare for Greece 2.0 where the producers go Galt & have guns.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 09, 2011 10:14 AM (ijjAe)

62 Martha's Vineyard is loaded with suckers...

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:14 AM (r2PLg)

63 I learned that the Reset button we gave to the Russians was either too small or the wrong color.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:14 AM (QKKT0)

64 It's kind of an absurd question, ace, but I suspect you know that. He's obviously not an intellectual. He's obviously not very well read either. And he for sure has no intuitive insights to add to existing philosophies.

I don't mean that he's unintelligent. I think he's simply average.

That's the great thing about being a Progressive. You can be a middling pseudo-intellectual and be advanced along effortlessly by adopting the correct group-think and taking on the identity of an accepted victim class.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 09, 2011 10:15 AM (i3PJU)

65
It's obvious to us what happened: we didn't dig too deep with Obama.

We [They, really] didn't bother to scratch the veneer.



Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:15 AM (sqkOB)

66
If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?


I bet he's learned that using a screen is a lot easier than chopping Cocaine with a razor.

He's probably learned that Kobe Beef is a lot better tasting than Spam.

He's also figured out that staplers work better than tacks for putting flyers on telephone poles.

Um...

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 09, 2011 10:15 AM (Qxdfp)

67 I learned that TVs in Europe are different than ours, probably in many superior European ways, and they can't play American DVDs.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:15 AM (QKKT0)

68 I've seen no evidence that Zero is a learned man. Nor have I seen any evidence that he has grown in the office. He went in like a clueless fucktard, and he shall exit a clueless fucktard. Like a turd, he just passes through, stinking the place up without materially affecting anything.

Posted by: maddogg at December 09, 2011 10:15 AM (OlN4e)

69 That Hillary doesn't have a reset button.... (Bill told him that.)

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:16 AM (r2PLg)

70

I read "epistemic" for "episiotomy" and got really confused at first. . . I thought you mean somebody sewed SCOAMF's brain closed.

Which, come to think of it, someone probably did.

Posted by: Biblio at December 09, 2011 10:16 AM (7o8VY)

71 I learned what a SCoaMF looks like ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at December 09, 2011 10:16 AM (GvYeG)

72 SCOAMF has learned that his election and subsequent policies cause a spike in sales of firearms, ammo, reloading gear, MREs, camping equipment, gold, silver, generators, first aid supplies, and hard liquor.  Quite a salesman, I'd say.

Posted by: Jaws at December 09, 2011 10:16 AM (4I3Uo)

73 Queen Elizabeths' Music Troops don't like when you go too long with a toast...

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:17 AM (r2PLg)

74 14 Or he could have learned-

a 800 billion stimulus doesn't keep unemployment at 8%....
 
Nope. If he had learned that, he wouldn't be pushing Stimulus III.
 
He's probably learned that spouting socialist bullshit gets him an endless army of volunteers that go out and repeat his mantra, that they will lie cheat and steal to see him succeed in spreading it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2011 10:17 AM (ENKCw)

75

This guy (he sure as hell ain't no man) cannot and will not think of anything other than his own power.

It really is a form of mental retardation, to be so singularly (and egotistically) focused on one thing to the excusion of everything else. A great many politicians suffer from this.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, working towards full Curmudgeonhood at December 09, 2011 10:17 AM (d0Tfm)

76 I learned that Bo the Portuguese Water Dog prefers a Gulfstream IV to a 747.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:17 AM (QKKT0)

77
Obama is very thin in every imaginable way.

Obama is, how can I put this, our first Gilded president.

But he's presented as our Golden President.

Think about it.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:17 AM (sqkOB)

78 He learned: The use of predator drones for targeted assassinations, Gitmo is handy for storing terrorists, and the other Bush era policies (excluding water boarding only) are necessary techniques in the Global War on Man-Made Disasters.

Posted by: tommylotto at December 09, 2011 10:18 AM (LBxr1)

79 Bo doesn't even like him....

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:18 AM (r2PLg)

80 Is Obama's Intellect Stunted by Epistemic Closure? Of course not. He's just a giant asshole. He's certainly capable of learning new things, it's just beneath him to do so. And I thought a "neologism" was like when Keanu was asking Morpheus I'd he could dodge bullets and he said, "I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have to." Also, "I know kung fu."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 09, 2011 10:18 AM (vzFJV)

81 It appears that my 'Easy Button' needs a new battery

Posted by: B H O at December 09, 2011 10:18 AM (SO2Q8)

82 Episodic what? obama is fuckin commie bastard asshole right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2011 10:19 AM (eCnLg)

83 Obama is intelligent, but he positions himself in a world view that is pure fantasy. The result is intellectual stupidity. It is like the PHD candidate that spends all his time watching dung beetles push manure uphill. In the end, he spends all his time in crap, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Harry at December 09, 2011 10:19 AM (QQLy7)

84

"So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?"

 

Um, don't do the brown acid?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2011 10:19 AM (zji3t)

85 He learned his liability insurance doesn't cover damage to his car. Of course he didn't actually learn this until after he rejected full coverage and tried to file a full coverage claim.

Posted by: PR at December 09, 2011 10:19 AM (T7Z8q)

86
Obama is a 10kt gold-plated slug coin.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:19 AM (sqkOB)

87 You can bore the American public into voting for you...

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:20 AM (r2PLg)

88 It is a thoroughly stupid and ignorant statement.

Obama is a malignant narcissist of the first order. Narcissists do not use words to communicate the truth but rather to manipulate others. It is more than evident that Obama actually believes that his rhetoric has magical properties, that all that needs to be done is for him to Speak and it is So.

He says these logically inconsistent and outright false things not because he thinks they are true but because he thinks they are USEFUL. Conservatives need to stop giving him the benefit of the doubt by assuming he's ignorant.

He is NOT, and neither are those around him. They know exactly how the free market works. They just don't like it because they're not in control of it.

The man is besieged by evidence of his own failures.

You're assuming that helping the economy heal is a goal. Again, it is NOT. It is NOT paranoid to assume that Cloward-Piven is influencing his/their thinking. Obama had marinated in faculty-lounge Marxism his whole life (even as a child), and he has surrounded himself with people whose stated goals are to overthrow capitalism and replace it with a top-down command-and-control economy that you can't call socialism but that functions exactly like it.

Because if they WERE using the Cloward-Piven strategy, what would be different from what they're doing now?

Posted by: dicentra at December 09, 2011 10:20 AM (AIGFR)

89 Imagine you run a Burger King, would Obama even make your short list for the position of Assistant Manager?

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2011 10:20 AM (ylhEn)

90 I learned that when you send someone out for Wagyu, make sure his rank is no lower than Lieutenant Colonel.

Posted by: FLOTUS at December 09, 2011 10:20 AM (QKKT0)

91 Any American voter who thinks Obama is a smart man,with good intensions, is retarded; Or, is at least filled with bad faith delusion.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 09, 2011 10:20 AM (O7ksG)

92 SCOAMF has learned that his election and subsequent policies cause a spike in sales of firearms, ammo, reloading gear, MREs, camping equipment, gold, silver, generators, first aid supplies, and hard liquor. Quite a salesman, I'd say.

Posted by: Jaws at December 09, 2011 02:16 PM (4I3Uo)

Very true so what happens when he txts his peeps on their taxpayer supplied cell phones to turn out the occupy wall streeters, union hacks, professional baby makers, don't care to workers for the next election and convinces them wiining is key, by any means necesary, cause it has already begun.

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at December 09, 2011 10:20 AM (vXqv3)

93 Chris Matthews is a SCOAMF Sucker

Posted by: Crunch McLargehuge at December 09, 2011 10:20 AM (e8T35)

94 Even as a weak bit of political spin, it verges, apologies for the word but I mean it, on being mentally retarded.

You don't have to apologize for saying "verges."

Posted by: real joe at December 09, 2011 10:21 AM (30+Gl)

95 71

I read "epistemic" for "episiotomy" and got really confused at first. . . I thought you mean somebody sewed SCOAMF's brain closed.

Which, come to think of it, someone probably did.

Well he does have that large crescent-shaped scar on the back of his head....that the MFM refuses to show.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 09, 2011 10:21 AM (HvKWW)

96 Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

Posted by: dan in michigan at December 09, 2011 10:21 AM (ursg4)

97 I thought I read somewhere that obama wrote about all the jobs welfare creates in the Yale Law Review?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2011 10:21 AM (eCnLg)

98 The one word that explains the entirety of the progressive movement and all related red rat bastard cults is Hubris.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 10:21 AM (GTbGH)

99

So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?

Posted by: Ace at 01:58 PM

How to run Fast and Furious from behind the scenes?

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2011 10:21 AM (ylhEn)

100
Obama isn't even qualified to teach -- yet he would make a perfect fit in most schools.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:21 AM (sqkOB)

101 He's learned that Marine One has a sharp edge.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 09, 2011 10:22 AM (dp+c+)

102 97 Lefty loosey loony, righty tighty.       FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2011 10:22 AM (zji3t)

103 97 Lefty loosey, righty tighty.
  Ah, I see you know how to use a hammer as well.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:22 AM (I2LwF)

104 "epistemic closure," a mis-named term which he claimed to mean "closed off to information or experience inconsistent with one's prior views."

IOW, the Borg. 

One good definition of intelligence is the ability to adapt to new circumstances.  Res ipsa loquitur.

Posted by: pep at December 09, 2011 10:23 AM (YXmuI)

105 What has Obama learned?

If you're a black democrat you can get away with anything! FORE!

Posted by: Barack "the professional student" Obama at December 09, 2011 10:23 AM (RD7QR)

106

There's some mighty fine pron on that there internet

Posted by: B H O at December 09, 2011 10:23 AM (SO2Q8)

107 The whole article is flawed. The messiah God-King , light-worker was born omniscient. As such he has nothing to learn, it is we the unwashed who must open up to his teaching.

Geesh I would think we would all understand just how great his genius is by now, do you never listen to a liberal?

Posted by: Fire with Fire at December 09, 2011 10:23 AM (dieO2)

108

The Paultards and Alex Jones devotees on the right would be another example.

Paranoid schizophrenia is not the same thing as epistemic closure.

Being completely ignorant of everything (AKA 19 years old) also is not the same thing either.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 10:24 AM (UmXRO)

109

OK, fun is fun, but easy does it.

He's been pushing the payroll tax cut for months ('it creates jobs') and recently added the unemployment extension to the stump speech. So 'payroll tax cut creates more jobs than a pipeline project' mantra became 'payroll tax cut >and umployment extension< creates more jobs.'

A tired, desperate man who relies on a teleprompter, is how I read it.

 

Posted by: CJ at December 09, 2011 10:24 AM (9KqcB)

110 Oh I get it now, so if you light all the lights on the Menorah 20 days BEFORE Hanukkah that creates as many jobs as welfare?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2011 10:24 AM (eCnLg)

111 Anybody else think Ben Roethisberger is just an elaborate joke character played by Will Ferrel?

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 10:24 AM (I2LwF)

112 That shaking hands with Chavez is hard work.

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:24 AM (r2PLg)

113 Why don't you ask Bin Laden how much I opened his mind? Stick your finger in there - that's 9 millimeters, bitch.

Posted by: Master Chief Brock Obama at December 09, 2011 10:25 AM (l9zgN)

114

Oh, quick, where's that quote of Larry Summers (I think) talking about how Obama jumped to the wrong conclusion and wouldn't listen to Summers and somebody else trying to correct him...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 09, 2011 10:25 AM (XdlcF)

115 The real knock to his character as I see it is that he could have been anything. He could have created a personality and a self-image of his choosing. He was completely free of familial, class, and cultural burdens of tradition and expectations. He had a backdrop of money from his grandmother. He was more or less an orphan. He had no ties to any nation in particular and his mixed ethnicity gave him the opportunity to actually get beyond a racialist worldview. And he was gay.

But what did he choose? About the most uninspiring, archaic, cartoon of an identity. He's lazy. He lacks courage. He has no confidence or self-esteem. He's a walking ego and a weak one at that. 

Posted by: runninrebel at December 09, 2011 10:25 AM (i3PJU)

116 111 Can you believe that ... what an idiot ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at December 09, 2011 10:25 AM (GvYeG)

117 I like finger painting.

Posted by: Choo-Choo Biden at December 09, 2011 10:25 AM (4Kl5M)

118 If I am the wisest man in all the world, it is because I know only that I know nothing.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 10:26 AM (UmXRO)

119
Obama's unemployment remark is still irritating me. Made me think of how this used to be a nation founded on the meshing of enterprise and liberty, which according to Obama does not work.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:26 AM (sqkOB)

120
Enterprise

The legend of the Enterprise in the US Navy has a long history; incarnations of the ship go back to the 1776.

The word enterprise is quintessentially American, is it not?

We're at a point in our nation's history when we about to launch a new lineage of ships. Perhaps called Unemployment, the opposite of enterprise.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:26 AM (sqkOB)

121 Well Ed, does Moochelle cause bathtub water to rise a foot when she gets in the tub? Nope. A small, builder-size bathtub is about 54" x 24" on the inside. This is nine square feet. To raise the water a foot, she would need to displace nine cubic feet of water. At a little over sixty pounds per cubic foot, she would have to weigh over a quarter ton *and* be denser than water (unless a shoehorn was involved). A bigger tub would require more water displaced.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 09, 2011 10:26 AM (p7SSh)

122

If one kneels at 6.2 degrees south of east while in the Lincoln bedroom one is facing directly at Mecca.

Posted by: B H O at December 09, 2011 10:26 AM (SO2Q8)

123 Mooooooooooooooochele's ass is too big to sit in a normal seat on Air Force One. I had to replace her seat with a sofa. But don't tell anyone I said this !!!

Posted by: Barry Obama at December 09, 2011 10:26 AM (48wze)

124 Army slashing 8,700 jobs as budget cuts begin Hey how's that for job creation?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2011 10:27 AM (eCnLg)

125 IOW, the Borg. 

One good definition of intelligence is the ability to adapt to new circumstances.  Res ipsa loquitur.

The Borg did nothing BUT adapt. They were on a Quest For Perfection, figuring that by assimilating all possible cultures with their knowledge and customs they'd finally reach that apotheosis.

Remember that they had to keep changing the frequencies on the phasers because the Borg adapted to the attacks so quickly.

But the Borg sought Utopia through destruction, which makes them a perfect analog to the Left.

Posted by: dicentra at December 09, 2011 10:27 AM (AIGFR)

126 President Obama cares about me !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Wall-E at December 09, 2011 10:28 AM (48wze)

127 37 30 23, damn you! You just tricked my minds eye into picturing her naked. You bastard. Posted by: Scott J at December 09, 2011 02:07 PM (KC2BE) with fur Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 09, 2011 02:09 PM (136wp) That brings to mind: http://hereforthepeople.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/robotmonster5.jpg

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 09, 2011 10:28 AM (niZvt)

128 Hey by slashing the Defense Department, we are throwing more people on welfare. Shit just think about how many jobs that creates?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2011 10:29 AM (eCnLg)

129 But the Borg sought Utopia through destruction, which makes them a perfect analog to the Left. The left seek personal power and domination over those who don't suck at life by dangling utopia as bait for the mindless numbers of others who do suck at life.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 09, 2011 10:29 AM (p7SSh)

130
Borg stole from others to form a massive collective.

Kinda like the Chinese.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:29 AM (sqkOB)

131 No, Obama is just plain stupid.  Is that so hard to fathom?

Posted by: model_1066 at December 09, 2011 10:29 AM (YbQJm)

132 Nice to see dicentra comment, she's usually over at Protein Wisdom.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 10:30 AM (AZGON)

133 Because if they WERE using the Cloward-Piven strategy, what would be different from what they're doing now?

Posted by: dicentra at December 09, 2011 02:20 PM (AIGFR)

Yes, and if Fast and Furious really were a conspiracy to implement more gun control by supporting the 90% lie - exactly how would it differ from what we have seen?


Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2011 10:30 AM (ylhEn)

134 He did say in 2010 that raising taxes during a recession was a bad idea and then changed his mind again. I think he's just syncing the drabble with the Nancy Pelosi types for whatever reason. I can't imagine that anyone really believes that crap. They've gotten away with saying stupid stuff for long, why stop now?

Posted by: TomH at December 09, 2011 10:31 AM (wOrAR)

135 he can't be stoooooopid......he' graduated from an ivy league school!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at December 09, 2011 10:32 AM (s+J9D)

136 He's learned that umbrellas cannot pass through wrought iron.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 10:32 AM (AZGON)

137 Ace is more fun to deconstruct than Jeff (even though that's an improper use of "deconstruct," but find me the right term, por favor).

Posted by: dicentra at December 09, 2011 10:32 AM (AIGFR)

138

 What has Obama learned?

He's learned that I get the big piece of chicken AND the Tamales!

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at December 09, 2011 10:32 AM (0OXcp)

139 Because if they WERE using the Cloward-Piven strategy, what would be different from what they're doing now?

Posted by: dicentra at December 09, 2011 02:20 PM (AIGFR)

Yes, and if Fast and Furious really were a conspiracy to implement more gun control by supporting the 90% lie - exactly how would it differ from what we have seen?

No.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, tastes like a duck, it is a mongoose.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 10:33 AM (UmXRO)

140 Obama is a college freshmen for life. Forget the sophomore year, he's a freshman who is still amazed by the new world he has discovered so unlike high school. Obama thinks like college freshmen write: he starts with a conclusion which he osmosed from those around him whom he admires, then picks evidence to support it. If evidence happens by that doesn't support his thesis, that in fact contradicts it, he isn't smart enough to ignore it. Remember, he's a college freshman. He puts that evidence into the paper of his thoughts and pretends that it helps make his case. Only he isn't pretending, he really believes it does. Why? Why would a grown man use evidence that contradicts one's beliefs as if it supported him? Easy: when he uses it, it is now sanctified. Everything he touches, like a priest, is holy. So to conclude, Obama, like Al Gore, is a priest of a religion. And he cannot be disputed.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at December 09, 2011 10:33 AM (deaac)

141

"This occurred to me due to Obama's claim that paying people not to work creates more jobs than actually creating jobs."

They have economists and statistics to back this up. And, no I don't believe them.

Even if true, the difference between the dole and the pipeline is the pipeline creates jobs and pushes private money into the market, weareas the dole takes money (in taxes) out of the market and puts it back in (or increases the debt).

Posted by: davod at December 09, 2011 10:33 AM (C5U9L)

142 Well Ed, does Moochelle cause bathtub water to rise a foot when she gets in the tub?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 02:06 PM (Y+DPZ)


guess that's one ocean that won't be lowering.

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at December 09, 2011 10:33 AM (6IReR)

143 No, Obama is just plain stupid.

It does come back to that, doesn't it?  I have yet to have anyone point out one thing that indicates that the SCoaMF has even average intellect.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 10:34 AM (GTbGH)

144

 What has Obama learned?

 

Don't try and drive over a speed bump when Michelle is in the Limo or you'll get high-centered.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 09, 2011 10:34 AM (0OXcp)

145 90 Imagine you run a Burger King, would Obama even make your short list for the position of Assistant Manager?

The fuck couldn't make change, so no.
I'd LOVE to ask him, I buy a burger, fries and shake from you for $8.32, and give you a $20 and 2¢. Count my change back.

That's why I would feel so much better if he'd ever had a job, any job.
He's so separated from the reality of most people it's damn frightening.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 09, 2011 10:34 AM (Qxdfp)

146

RE: the NLRB backing off of Boeing....

Boeing had to agree to build a new jetliner at their plant in Washington. ....Crap. Obama's shakedown worked. He was all smug and strutting about it....saying "A lot of people will be working".

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 09, 2011 10:35 AM (HvKWW)

147 90 Imagine you run a Burger King, would Obama even make your short list for the position of Assistant Manager?


Rush says this repeatedly about SCOAMF, no matter what room he walks into, he's the least qualified of anyone, to do anything.

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at December 09, 2011 10:35 AM (6IReR)

148 Based on the Bath-Tub Analogy...Then the Pacific Rim countries are due for a Sunami when The First Orca goes for a dip.........................

Posted by: Wall-E at December 09, 2011 10:35 AM (48wze)

149

 What has Obama learned?

 

My love gloves don't fit Reggie.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 09, 2011 10:35 AM (0OXcp)

150

It does come back to that, doesn't it? I have yet to have anyone point out one thing that indicates that the SCoaMF has even average intellect.

You mean besides his splendid pants crease?

It is not 'intelligence' they mean, he is 'fashionable and trendy'.

They confuse the two, because they are fucking stupid.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 10:35 AM (UmXRO)

151 And in denial about it.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 10:36 AM (UmXRO)

152 Obama is an articulate incompetent.That may describe Newt as well.

Posted by: Wheeler at December 09, 2011 10:36 AM (WKs/3)

153

Can't find the quote I'm looking for, but instead almost barfed over this, which I'm not even going to bother to link:

Suskind also nails, I think, Obama's intellectual blind spot. Indeed, Obama himself nails it, telling Suskind that he was too inclined to search for "the perfect technical answer" to the myriad of complex issues coming at him. What he'd end up with instead is, as Suskind astutely summarizes it, "clever" answers that were "respectfully acknowledging opponents' positions, even those with thin evidence behind them, that then get stitched together into some pragmatic conclusion — but hollow."

Yeh, he's too perfect and technical for us.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 09, 2011 10:36 AM (XdlcF)

154 He's more like a robotic, partisan hack like Pelosi. The great Euro welfare state failure has clearly demonstrated, as an axiom in economics, that the things Obama spouts are untrue. Long term welfare leads to long term unemployment. There is no mind to close, he just says things, regardless of facts or past statements to the contrary.

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 09, 2011 10:36 AM (vsqv4)

155 The price of arugula.

Posted by: TelePrompter at December 09, 2011 10:36 AM (r2PLg)

156 Too harsh, Ace - have you ever learned to read, write, or speak Austrian?

Posted by: Chuckit at December 09, 2011 10:37 AM (1kr1a)

157
He learned his A+ in basket weaving can be transferred to making straw men over and over again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2011 10:37 AM (JYheX)

158 and then changed his mind again

He didn't "change his mind." He says what he needs to say at any given moment and then does what he was going to do anyway.

We really need to stop assuming that the Left uses language to tell the truth. They deny that TRVTH exists, saying instead that language refers not to reality itself but to more language, and therefore there is no objective reality, and therefore "I don't need to be right, I just need to be interesting" (Stanley Fish).

It's a battle of narratives to them: facts are just a social construct invented by Dead White Males To Oppress Teh Other. So they use "facts" to further the narrative, not in any kind of quest for TRVTH.

The sooner you understand this the better. They do NOT have the same goals that we have (national prosperity and strength). They have one goal only: to micromanage society, the way God intended.

Posted by: dicentra at December 09, 2011 10:37 AM (AIGFR)

159 Nope. A small, builder-size bathtub is about 54" x 24" on the inside. This is nine square feet. To raise the water a foot, she would need to displace nine cubic feet of water. At a little over sixty pounds per cubic foot, she would have to weigh over a quarter ton *and* be denser than water (unless a shoehorn was involved).

I believe Michelle's weight is still classified - so there is no objective way to tell what happens to water level.

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2011 10:37 AM (ylhEn)

160

Think about it...

If you were a total dumbass desperate to become better informed, which theory looks more attractive?

You can become smart by studying dilligently for the remainder of your life.

You can become smart by wearing the pants smart people wear.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 10:37 AM (UmXRO)

161 OT...Since most of the Republican candidates refused to kiss his butt and appear in the Donald Trump Is Wonderful/Donald Trump for President "debate," looks like he may cancel it now and just run for president 3rd party (or so he threatens today). Gosh, what a shock.

http://tinyurl.com/7xx22w5

Posted by: davidinvirginia at December 09, 2011 10:38 AM (rLhp2)

162 Did he learn how magnets work?

Posted by: Joffen at December 09, 2011 10:38 AM (zLeKL)

163
The Alien from Area 51, Valerie Jarret dismisses Trump's curiosity about Obama's school records back in April 2011:

“We know this is nonsense. He is almost 50 years old. And he is president of the United States and I don’t think anybody will debate his intelligence and so now we do need to get serious…let’s just get serious…get back to focusing on what’s important."

Her reasoning is sound, ya?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:39 AM (sqkOB)

164 Next November, Barry will learn that the people of the United States don't deserve him.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 10:39 AM (GTbGH)

165

If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?

 

19 is too old to be the Mullahs favorite Dancing Boy.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 09, 2011 10:39 AM (0OXcp)

166 122 Well Ed, does Moochelle cause bathtub water to rise a foot when she gets in the tub?

Because shut up.  That's why.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2011 10:39 AM (4136b)

167 134Because if they WERE using the Cloward-Piven strategy, what would be different from what they're doing now?

Posted by: dicentra at December 09, 2011 02:20 PM (AIGFR)

Yes, and if Fast and Furious really were a conspiracy to implement more gun control by supporting the 90% lie - exactly how would it differ from what we have seen?

 

THIS! And for the above reasons we must chose a candidate who can articulate and effectively bring the fight first hand to the ignorant masses and around the media to communicate to them that their Messiah is not an intellectual rather a far left idelogue whose dreams, visions, policies, and charachter is not aligned with their own and is destroying the American way.

Alas we may be too far gone, too many may prefer the government handouts and the benefits derived from the labors of others while doing very little other than kissing governments ring at election time.

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at December 09, 2011 10:40 AM (vXqv3)

168 If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, tastes like a duck, it is a mongoose.

No, it's a coot!

Posted by: dicentra at December 09, 2011 10:40 AM (AIGFR)

169 Well now I have to go to work and defend Perry's new ad, which is awesome since I'm an atheist. Should be fun.

Posted by: Joffen at December 09, 2011 10:40 AM (zLeKL)

170 Today as I visit the Asian Country of Hawaii I have approved the Keystone Pipeline from Diamond Head to Point Barrow. This will create an additional 1200 new jobs in all 57 states and California. This is good for America and Midway Island. Thank You.........

Posted by: The Teleprompter...Tee...Heee ... The dumb-ass actually read it !!!!! at December 09, 2011 10:40 AM (48wze)

171 He learned that driving with a Slurpie will put your car in the ditch?

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2011 10:40 AM (FabC8)

172
Boeing had to agree to build a new jetliner at their plant in Washington. ....Crap. Obama's shakedown worked.

If I am Boeing, I am just saying that until 2013 when a new NLRB (or no NLRB hopefully) exists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2011 10:40 AM (JYheX)

173

If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?

 

I learned how to be Integratively Complex!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 09, 2011 10:41 AM (0OXcp)

174 I learned that having the entire MSM blow you is far superior to having an iReggie

Posted by: B(+).H.O. at December 09, 2011 10:41 AM (2ocJB)

175 >>So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?

It takes a village dood.
In Kenya I think, I dunno ask Ayers. He wrote about it in my book.

or was that Hillery?

Posted by: preznit stumbledumb at December 09, 2011 10:41 AM (HBqDo)

176 I'm sure it's been said several times but he's learned that he can make any dubious argument he wants, someone somewhere will back him on it. The stupid ATM comment was the ultimate highlight of it. After he made the comment I thought "okay now people will see what an idiot he is" but no within the day I saw multiple articles pretty much backing him on it. It's like that scene in Zoolander were Ben Stiller comments that the school has to be at least three times bigger, and Will Ferrell's character remarks hesitantly "he's absolutely right"

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 09, 2011 10:41 AM (tKFT6)

177
Jarrett two days ago:

"Jarrett had the opportunity to hang out with Lady Gaga at the White House to discuss ways to combat bullying. And while she frequently travels with her boss, riding on Air Force One is still “very, very cool,” Jarrett admitted.

“Every day I get to the White House, I pinch myself,” she said."


These are the assholes running the federal govt.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:41 AM (sqkOB)

178

A year or two ago one of those guys who's supposedly a libertarian but seems to make his rent attacking conservatives posited that the right suffers from "epistemic closure,"

Paging Mke Church...Mr. Church??

Posted by: dananjcon at December 09, 2011 10:41 AM (8ieXv)

179

Obama seems to have grasped that Bush was right on virtually every aspect of foreign policy. Thankfully, Obama has evolved from apology diplomacy to Predator diplomacy.

The Commie In Chief is a slower study when it comes to economics.

 

Posted by: Dennis at December 09, 2011 10:41 AM (sb8LP)

180

Imagine you run a Burger King, would Obama even make your short list for the position of Assistant Manager?

If I ran a burger king I wouldn't even serve the bastard.

He'd get a bag full of hope that I would change my mind.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 10:42 AM (UmXRO)

181

Jeremiah Wright. 20 years. 

That's got to be worse than crystal meth--or even butyl nitrate--for the brain.  And it's probably the only stuff that looms out of the fog in Barry's mind, simply because of the rote repetition at high volume every Sunday for 20 years.  I guarantee that every crackpot quote out of Barry's mouth can be found in Wright's sermons. 

Posted by: 66chevelle at December 09, 2011 10:42 AM (QjSgY)

182 The thing is it doesn't matter how smart Obama is since he has no wisdom.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 09, 2011 10:42 AM (tf9Ne)

183 No, Obama is just plain stupid.


I beg to differ.  A stupid guy could never pull off a crease like the one in that man's pants.

Posted by: David Brooks at December 09, 2011 10:43 AM (QKKT0)

184 I think Dicentra's Borg Analogy is  spot on - and I suspect that Teh Won sees himself as the Borg Queen.

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2011 10:43 AM (ylhEn)

185
Jarrett on Obama:



“I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is. … He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he knows that he has the ability — the extraordinary, uncanny ability — to take a thousand different perspectives, digest them and make sense out of them, and I think that he has never really been challenged intellectually. …

So what I sensed in him was not just a restless spirit but somebody with such extraordinary talents that had to be really taxed in order for him to be happy. … He’s been bored to death his whole life. He’s just too talented to do what ordinary people do.”

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:43 AM (sqkOB)

186

If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?

Not to get between Michelle and a tamale?

Posted by: Captain Ahab at December 09, 2011 10:43 AM (m+uox)

187 What intellect? 

Posted by: Occam at December 09, 2011 10:44 AM (6cOMd)

188 Begone seafarer sock

Posted by: dagny at December 09, 2011 10:44 AM (m+uox)

189 Today Moooooooochele's geometrically large ass will eat five In and Out Burgers. I approve of this and stand by it..... What wait...Sorry Dear I didn't mean this. Someone has played a prsnk on me.....Axelrod get over here and fix the problem I have with Michele....Axelrodddddddddddddddddddddd !!!!

Posted by: The Teleprompter...Tee...Heee ... The dumb-ass actually read it !!!!! at December 09, 2011 10:44 AM (48wze)

190

"Obama is a college freshmen for life. Forget the sophomore year, he's a freshman who is still amazed by the new world he has discovered so unlike high school. "

Don't excuse Obama's actions and speeches by implying lack of knowledge. This allows the apologists to ascribe his actions to ignorance or bad execution.

Obama's actions are more correctly explained by looking at his mentors and life history.  They are the actions of a someone schooled in the hate America Socialist rhetoric of the left wing.

Posted by: davod at December 09, 2011 10:44 AM (C5U9L)

191 I learned that if you steer government funds to your union, ACORN, and green energy friends, you get good a ROI for your campaign chests.

But I learned that a long time ago in Chicago.

Posted by: Barry O'Loser at December 09, 2011 10:44 AM (kPT11)

192
Obama is so bored, so talented that...well, he never did anything extraordinary in his life except buffalo the American people into voting for him for president.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:45 AM (sqkOB)

193 Oh Ace.

It's not what he believes, it's what he tells the peons to believe. And if it's repeated enough, it becomes fact. A fact that the peons believe.

You know, "War is Peace," "Freedom is Slavery."

Please spend this afternoon revisiting Mr. Orwells lovely book of prophesy, "1984."

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2011 10:45 AM (z63Tr)

194 Obama copied his homework from Sheila Jackson Lee.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 09, 2011 10:46 AM (Qxe/p)

195 I don't think he is a learned man, I think he is as dumb as a box of rocks, and does a really good job of faking being smart.

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at December 09, 2011 10:46 AM (Car1w)

196 "Is Obama's Intellect Stunted...?"

You know, Ace, you could just stopped right there and gotten a pretty definitive round of yesses from the crowd.  And we'd all have been right, too.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 09, 2011 10:46 AM (Jdtsu)

197
Obama is too talented things 'ordinary' people do such as...start a successful business.

Or invent something.

Or discover a cure for a disease.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:46 AM (sqkOB)

198 “We know this is nonsense. He is almost 50 years old. And he is president of the United States and I don’t think anybody will debate his intelligence and so now we do need to get serious…let’s just get serious…get back to focusing on what’s important."

Her reasoning is sound, ya?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 02:39 PM (sqkOB)


Works for me.

Posted by: The Man Behind The Curtain, To Whom You Should Pay No Attention at December 09, 2011 10:46 AM (QKKT0)

199

THIS! And for the above reasons we must chose a candidate who can articulate and effectively bring the fight first hand to the ignorant masses and around the media to communicate to them that their Messiah is not an intellectual rather a far left idelogue whose dreams, visions, policies, and charachter is not aligned with their own and is destroying the American way.

Not that many here need to be told, but there is a post up at NRO with comments by Camp Romney, to the effect that he will be repeating McCain's strategy, which has also been his primary strategy.

What is Romney actually running on?

Anyone? Bueller?

OK - what did McCain run on (besides Sarah Palin, Vietnam and 'its my turn')?

The first time is a tragedy.

The second time it will become a farce.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 10:47 AM (UmXRO)

200
And if you think this is bad so far, could you imagine how bad it would be when the he goes full Bracky if he won re-election?

God save us all if that happens.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2011 10:47 AM (JYheX)

201 3 They're always saying Obama is so smart -- he has a 160 IQ. Riiiiight. And Bill Clinton's was 150. The Liberals are all geniuses, I tells ya! GENIUSES! How come he can only speak one language? How come he won't release his college transcripts? If Obama is the intellectual cosmopolitan they (and he) say he is, why isn't he at least multilingual? Never mind that. How come he was the only genius in the room that didn't know Bill Ayers was a convicted Weather Underground terrorist involved in a plot that killed an innocent police officer?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 09, 2011 10:47 AM (niZvt)

202

173
Boeing had to agree to build a new jetliner at their plant in Washington. ....Crap. Obama's shakedown worked.

If I am Boeing, I am just saying that until 2013 when a new NLRB (or no NLRB hopefully) exists.
--------

I hope so. ....Hopefully Boeing put some really nebulous language in that agreement, like "in the existing facility", so that they could simply close down that facility in order to escape the encumbrance of having to build it there.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 09, 2011 10:48 AM (HvKWW)

203 I learned that I can pretty much get away with anything and not only won't the MFM call me on it, they'll spin it so even my worst failures look brilliant.

(e.g., see W's "atrocious" 5% unemployment vs. my "improving" 9%)

Posted by: Barky O'Scoamf at December 09, 2011 10:48 AM (kPT11)

204
No, no.

Obama is so bored that he decided to focus all his special talent on politics, i.e., being a leader who tells others how to live and what to think.

Obama's talent is his ability to sit on a throne and command the peasants.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:49 AM (sqkOB)

205

Although, to be fair, it won't be second time.

McCain wasn't even second, what with John Kerry, Bob Dole, and probably dozens of other pioneers having blazed that trail for him.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 10:49 AM (UmXRO)

206 “Every day I get to the White House, I pinch myself,” (Valerie Jarret) said." Well, clearly a pinch isn't waking you from your sleepwalking dream. Here, let me show you this Louisville slugger.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 10:49 AM (AZGON)

207

Epistemic Closure = snob that stopped listening to anyone after age 13.

But the big words help us get the big grant money!

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at December 09, 2011 10:50 AM (KhioZ)

208 Only Republicans suffer from epistemic closure.  Just ask any progressive.

Posted by: cranky-d at December 09, 2011 10:52 AM (H2G0R)

209

Epistemic Closure = snob that stopped listening to anyone after age 13.

Well... literally, epistemic closure = close-mindedness.

But the big words help us get the big grant money!

Yup.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 10:52 AM (UmXRO)

210
I'm as astounded as Valerie Jarrett that she and Obama are in the White House.

I'm sure you'll all agree.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 10:53 AM (sqkOB)

211 O/T and horrible: proposed South Korean skyscrapers look like Twin Towers in the process of collapsing.  You'll be unshocked to learn the architects are Our European Betters.  (Link is to the Weekly Standard).

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2011 10:53 AM (tqwMN)

212 Here is the deal to all the states that vote for Obama. After the election the states that vote for Obama stay on the Obama-nonics track and the rest of us will reinstate Reagan-nomics. I think this is fair enough, let them (Vermont, California, NY, etc...) wallow in there on feces and piss !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Wall-E at December 09, 2011 10:53 AM (48wze)

213 Epistemic Closure = Noam Chomsky

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 09, 2011 10:53 AM (ijjAe)

214 He learned that pitching a baseball requires a different technique from pitching a golf ball?

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2011 10:53 AM (FabC8)

215 I learned that you can diss our allies, embrace and appease our enemies, encourage Islamic revolutions, and totally f**k up U.S. nuclear policy, so long as you look "tough" by claiming unlimited power for yourself to assassinate American citizens and fight undeclared wars.

Posted by: Aunt Zeituni's Nephew at December 09, 2011 10:54 AM (kPT11)

216 What is Romney actually running on?

Isn't Romney's platform "I look Presidential, I am attractive to women, and I will not admit Romneycare was a mistake?"

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2011 10:54 AM (z63Tr)

217 so he is not ready to discard that old stance against gay marriage (not until January 2013, at least)) Not until November 9, 2012, you meant. Whichever way it goes.

Posted by: Greg at December 09, 2011 10:54 AM (bN5ZU)

218 Unfortunately he's learned too well that with enough liars on your side you can turn The American Dream into A Marxist Nightmare.

...in a fundamentally transformational kinda sorta manner of speaking

Posted by: ontherocks at December 09, 2011 10:54 AM (HBqDo)

219 I don't think he is a learned man, I think he is as dumb as a box of rocks, and does a really good job of faking being smart.

Correction:  He learned to fake it well enough to fool the douchebag libs who wanted to believe in the first place -- the leftard media, the self-identified "elites," the academics and their ducklings, and the suburban vaporheads who worry about being seen as having the right attitudes about things.  With an audience like that, he never needed to be "really good" at it.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 09, 2011 10:55 AM (QKKT0)

220 My guess: 90

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 09, 2011 10:57 AM (QKKT0)

221 Before delivering her baby, the OB doc gave her a epistemic...

Posted by: mike at December 09, 2011 10:57 AM (0hdwM)

222 The truth is, of course, that Obama truly isn't smarter than most of us morons.  He has an average intelligence hovering either just to the left or to  the right of the peak of the Bell Curve. Evidence is everywhere, even as he tries to hide it by prohibiting the exposure of even his kindergarten transcripts.  His writings, at least the ones proven to be from him, are below average at best. No one has ever come forward to fill in the record of his academic successes.  Not anyone, including roommates, teachers, fellow students, no one at all. Except the Press.... Don't get me started.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 09, 2011 10:57 AM (ndlFj)

223 "What have you learned in office?"

That the media keep asking the same intellectually vacuous questions and expecting a different answer.

Posted by: Prophet of Truth at December 09, 2011 10:57 AM (e8kgV)

224 I learned that gym one-on-one roundball doesn't quite keep you in shape like 18 holes. Or maybe that I like both. Every day.

Posted by: Bracky O'Clueless at December 09, 2011 10:58 AM (kPT11)

225
He also learned how to be the first ever editor of a law review without ever editing or writing anything at all.

I question his so-called intellect daily.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2011 10:59 AM (JYheX)

226 But the real burning question this morning is what to do with the 600 million gamers who are virtually violating the Geneva Convention ?

“One possible course of action… could be to encourage governments to adopt laws and regulations to regulate this ever-growing industry.”
-- ICRC


Another would be to cut off money to the Red Cross for their meddling, but I can see a compromise Â…

Have the game report each violation of international law Â… and then score bonus points for each.

Posted by: Prophet of Truth at December 09, 2011 10:59 AM (e8kgV)

227 Well, the nekkid Lindsay Lonan spread for Playboy has been leaked on line. I'd post a link but they ain't safe for work. And besides, I always hated Playboy pictures because they are so heavily airbrushed they are mostly painting.

Posted by: maddogg at December 09, 2011 11:00 AM (OlN4e)

228 So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?

Fun things to do in a Chicago bath house?

The Chicago Way of servicing the public?

Community organizing?

Golf?

Race-baiting and Social Justice for fun and profit?

etc., etc.




Posted by: Stu-22 at December 09, 2011 11:00 AM (k4bdL)

229 I learned my old drivers pull a touch to the right.  Replaced those suckers immediately.

Posted by: Sir Golfs-A-Lot at December 09, 2011 11:00 AM (GBXon)

230 "I learned that gym one-on-one roundball doesn't quite keep you in shape like 18 holes. Or maybe that I like both. Every day." I think Greco-Roman wrestling is more your sport.

Posted by: mike at December 09, 2011 11:00 AM (0hdwM)

231 I would like to point out that Barack Obama can't qualify for the most basic security clearance. Admitting to drug use keeps you from obtaining even a Confidential clearance.

And yet 52% of the population thought that somebody who could not obtain the "Trusted Employee of the United States Government" status - for which any government contract employee, including a janitor,  has to qualify - would be a good person to get the nuclear launch codes.

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2011 11:00 AM (ylhEn)

232 This is why Obama and other members of his campaign botch Bible quotes and military stuff. They've decided it's dumb, so they don't learn about it, even though they are in a position to have to fake being religious and fake caring about the military.

Posted by: forest at December 09, 2011 11:01 AM (yCT6Q)

233 I learned that getting Michelle out of the house--waaaayyy out of the house, like to Spain, maybe--all on the taxpayer's dime--is the best way to have a happy marriage.

Posted by: Barfy O'Agitator at December 09, 2011 11:01 AM (kPT11)

234

217 What is Romney actually running on?

Isn't Romney's platform "I look Presidential, I am attractive to women, and I will not admit Romneycare was a mistake?"
------

I don't think Romney is attractive. ....I keep hearing that, and as a woman, I just don't see what the attraction is.

He walks like a badly animated Ken doll. His babity way of talking is a turnoff. And he comes across as arrogant most of time.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 09, 2011 11:01 AM (HvKWW)

235 185 I think Dicentra's Borg Analogy is  spot on - and I suspect that Teh Won sees himself as the Borg Queen.

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2011 02:43 PM (ylhEn)



Queen? Well he is a whiny little bitch, so I can see that.

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at December 09, 2011 11:03 AM (6IReR)

236
What kind of person can come out of high school and have no record of any friendships or girlfriends at all until well after college and ensconced at Bill Ayers Marxist School for Retards.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2011 11:03 AM (JYheX)

237 228 Fox news has a story about this. And a link to all the pics! When did fox news start posting links to nudity? (not that that is bad...)

Posted by: nekked at fow news at December 09, 2011 11:03 AM (Sdl9x)

238 I think Obama learned that Gitmo was more necessary and harder to close than he and Left initially believed before being privy to top secret intel. Same can be said for the necessity of "torture", drones, and the impossibility of immediately ending the wars.

Posted by: Pyrocles at December 09, 2011 11:04 AM (cv5Iw)

239 To be fair, Romney has documented exactly what he wants to do as President. He has written more White papers than all of the other candidates in addition to his wonkish 59 point economic plan and entitlement reform plan praised by Ryan. You may not agree with him or his style but it's not accurate to say he is not running on anything.

Posted by: Todd 3465 at December 09, 2011 11:05 AM (spa4d)

240 237
What kind of person can come out of high school and have no record of any friendships or girlfriends at all until well after college and ensconced at Bill Ayers Marxist School for Retards.

Why, the Manchurian Candidate, of course.

Just don't let Jill Biden play the Queen of Diamonds in their weekly Bridge game.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at December 09, 2011 11:05 AM (kPT11)

241 239 I think Obama learned that Gitmo was more necessary and harder to close than he and Left initially believed before being privy to top secret intel. Same can be said for the necessity of "torture", drones, and the impossibility of immediately ending the wars.
 
Yeah, people keep saying this, but I don't believe it.  Rather, I think we have learned that there are some parts of the military-industrial complex that are out of the reach of the Commander in Chief.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2011 11:06 AM (I2LwF)

242 I learned that it's really cool to wear a t-shirt saying "I reject your reality and substitute mine" and be a 9/11 truther. I also learned that I'm a colossal fuck-up when it comes to homemade cannons.

Posted by: Adam Savage at December 09, 2011 11:06 AM (AZGON)

243 "Jarrett had the opportunity to hang out with Lady Gaga at the White House to discuss ways to combat bullying. And while she frequently travels with her boss, riding on Air Force One is still “very, very cool,” Jarrett admitted.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 02:41 PM

I wonder when flying over the Pacific, the pilot of AF One wonders to himself ... "can I jam the yoke all the way forward and put it into a dive the co-pilot can't recover from" ....

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 11:07 AM (Y+DPZ)

244 When did fox news start posting links to nudity?

Remember, Fox News' parent company, NewsCorp, also runs The Sun in the UK.  Famous for Page 3.  Which is online, natch.

Matter of time.  (May constitute an improvement, if you ask me.)

Posted by: Sir Golfs-A-Lot at December 09, 2011 11:07 AM (GBXon)

245 Romney is running on the perennial Republicrat Demican Establishment Ruling Class platform: the problem with the federal government is technical--it's not being run efficiently, and it's not being run by the right people. Our Ruling Class is better than Their Ruling Class. Vote for us.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at December 09, 2011 11:08 AM (kPT11)

246 Yes Obama is "Stuck on Stupid"

Posted by: DANEgerus at December 09, 2011 11:08 AM (e3/KR)

247 I also learned that I'm a colossal fuck-up when it comes to homemade cannons.

And I learned not to let the boys play with the guns.  You want something done right...

Posted by: Kari Byron at December 09, 2011 11:09 AM (GBXon)

248 This bullying shit pisses me off. I have never known or heard of anyone who could have used being on the receiving end of childhood bullying more than Dick.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 09, 2011 11:09 AM (p7SSh)

249 I learned that some women don't like to return phone calls. And that buried-alive coffins with air holes demand a lot of plywood. best,

Posted by: Mike at December 09, 2011 11:09 AM (AZGON)

250 "What has Obama learned?" Easy. He's learned that no matter how stupid his statements, how non-existent his leadership, how failure-prone his policies, the MSM will cover for him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2011 11:10 AM (2oBun)

251 This occurred to me due to Obama's claim that paying people not to work creates more jobs than actually creating jobs.

Pelosi says that too. But everyone knows she's just a sociopathic liar who doesn't care what's true.  Why do we need a more complex explanation in Obama's case? Is it the Harvard thing?

Posted by: Splunge at December 09, 2011 11:10 AM (2IW5Q)

252 2 He's learned he can lie and get away with it. All the time. Close down the thread, #2 already won.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at December 09, 2011 11:10 AM (UU0OF)

253 I also learned that I'm a colossal fuck-up when it comes to homemade cannons.

Posted by: Adam Savage at December 09, 2011 03:06 PM (AZGON)

No Adam, your just a colossal fuck up. You should be giving bj's to bovines for a living, its really all you are suitable for.

Posted by: maddogg at December 09, 2011 11:10 AM (OlN4e)

254 I'm running on just how much I hates you Republicans!

Posted by: John Huntsman at December 09, 2011 11:11 AM (niZvt)

255 69 I've seen no evidence that Zero is a learned man. Nor have I seen any evidence that he has grown in the office. He went in like a clueless fucktard, and he shall exit a clueless fucktard. Like a turd, he just passes through, stinking the place up without materially affecting anything.

Posted by: maddogg at December 09, 2011 02:15 PM (OlN4e)

 

HEY....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 09, 2011 11:11 AM (WUWb9)

256 "He's lazy." I beg to differ. Would a truly lazy person play that much golf?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2011 11:11 AM (2oBun)

257 What kind of person can come out of high school and have no record of any friendships or girlfriends at all until well after college and ensconced at Bill Ayers Marxist School for Retards. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2011 03:03 PM (JYheX) I'll take manufactured past for $500. I tried reading his books, I really did... but I don't have this BS retardant that some of you guys seem to carry. I can only tolerate so much. Maybe it's an age thing... dunno.

Posted by: Cajun Carrot at December 09, 2011 11:12 AM (zHl9z)

258

"Never mind that. How come he was the only genius in the room that didn't know Bill Ayers was a convicted Weather Underground terrorist involved in a plot that killed an innocent police officer?"

 

No he wasn't 

Posted by: davod at December 09, 2011 11:12 AM (C5U9L)

259 When will the MFM ask him why EVERYTHING has to wait until 2013? Obamacare is necessary or children will DIE!!! But not until 2013. Budget cut proposals - 2013 Oil pipeline - 2013

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at December 09, 2011 11:13 AM (UU0OF)

260 What kind of person can come out of high school and have no record of any friendships or girlfriends at all until well after college *raises hand* best,

Posted by: Mike at December 09, 2011 11:14 AM (AZGON)

261 I don't think that Obama cared one bit about closing Gitmo. Gitmo has nothing to do with his his plan to change this country. It was red meat for his base, and he knows that screwing over his base has no consequences for him. No matter their disappointment, they'll still give him money and vote for him.

Posted by: Joejm65 at December 09, 2011 11:14 AM (zjkh9)

262

Whoever said Obama is an articulate incompetent is right on the money IMO. He is nothing but a bullshit artist and a con man, who has smooth-talked his way all the way up. 

In 2008 Ace quoted a comment of mine explaining why middle-aged women hated Obama so much and voted in droves for Hillary:  we have all seen men like him in our work lives, talking their way into promotion after promotion, and fucking up at higher and higher levels.  Always they have a ready excuse for failure:  I wasn't given enough support/resources/staff/responsibility, I was set up to fail, I wasn't allowed to choose my own team, this organization is just too hidebound for my visionary talent, etc.  Women work their rears off and play by the rules, make the organization run better, do everything that is asked of them and more, but some asshole guy sweeps in and gets the corner office. 

Every man like this reaches a level where he finally fails and gets fired.  But it can take a long time. 

Look at Barack Obama's life and you can see this is what he is.  Always angling for the bigger and sexier job.  Always has grand delusions of his own ability and vision.  Dazzles people into taking him over the more competent rival, then fails spectacularly but alwys has an excuse. 

I don't think he really believes ANYTHING he says, which is why he never cares if he says something one day that completely contradicts something he said 6 months ago.  All he believes in is his own superiority.  He never understands why he is failing and so will never change course.  Incompetent people who reach high levels of business or government never, ever realize that they actually are incompetent.

Posted by: rockmom at December 09, 2011 11:15 AM (NYnoe)

263 I learned everything I need to know from Hank Johnson;

Georgia Democratic Rep. Hank Johnson accused the tea party movement and the National Rifle Association of creating an “manufactured” controversy over Operation Fast and Furious Thursday.

“I think this is another manufactured controversy by the second amendment, NRA Republican tea party movement,” Johnson said.

Posted by: King Barry the Lernidd at December 09, 2011 11:15 AM (Y+DPZ)

264 I learned that putting a chinless incompetent sycophant like Eric Holder or a Nobel Prize-winning dissembler like Steven Chu in front of Congress make for wonderful sh*tscreens.

I mean, it's great to have flackcatchers like them. They're so busy sucking up all the hits that Issa doesn't have time to go after me.

Posted by: Binky O'Bambam at December 09, 2011 11:15 AM (kPT11)

265

Isn't Romney's platform "I look Presidential, I am attractive to women, and I will not admit Romneycare was a mistake?"

Well, we're still waiting for the wildcard campaign plank to drop - something along the lines of "Look, I made that kook Bachmann my VP to show you wingnuts why you have to vote for me even though I hate you too, so suck it up".

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 11:15 AM (UmXRO)

266 It was red meat for his base, and he knows that screwing over his base has no consequences for him. No matter their disappointment, they'll still give him money and vote for him. Yes.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 11:15 AM (AZGON)

267 Ace, if you are going to use big words, please define them. I have a fevah as well as apparent brain stuff pouring from my nose thanks to a passenger on a recent plane trip, and am too stoopid to look up these words. If any of you spot the fat, pasty white guy (Mike from that email???), please report him as a terrorist. He has a barb-wire tattoo on his left bicep, eats smelly terriaki jerky, and swills Red Bull while watching violent video games on his Apple laptop. I am pretty sure he is one of the 99%. He sneezed a few times and I am certain this is that influenza/ebola mixture from a biolab. Thanks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 09, 2011 11:16 AM (baL2B)

268

239.... I think Obama learned that Gitmo was more necessary and harder to close than he and Left initially believed before being privy to top secret intel. Same can be said for the necessity of "torture", drones, and the impossibility of immediately ending the wars.

If he gets a second term, all that will go out the window.

I think that the only thing he 'learned' was that it would've been political suicide to close down Gitmo, etc. He needs the political advantages of being able to say that he has been 'tough on terrorism'.

Posted by: wheatie.....aka ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at December 09, 2011 11:16 AM (HvKWW)

270 Epistemic closure? Was the term "confirmation bias" too pedestrian or something? 

Posted by: Phinn at December 09, 2011 11:16 AM (KNtHw)

271 He's learned that when Michelle eats double cheese burgers and fries, her farts smell bad.

Posted by: Moe Ron at December 09, 2011 11:17 AM (yWDpP)

272

He's not so much closed to new ideas as a raving idiot. 

Obama is the dumbest and least qualified occupant ever to hold the office of president.  The only people dumber are the legions of idiots that voted for him and despite 3 years of American Horror Politics still support him despite all logic and reason.

The only really amusing thing is they still seem to think they have some intellectual superiority. 

Posted by: AdamPM at December 09, 2011 11:18 AM (/83rF)

273 At last, something that the Chevy Volt is good for ...

Volt Named 2011Â’s Collectible Car of Future Years
from now General Motors Co.Â’s Chevrolet Volt extended-range hybrid sedan will be the most desirable North American-made model from the 2011 model year, according to the Friends of the National Automotive History Collection in Detroit.

No word yet if GM will be bought up by the Franklin Mint

Posted by: Prophet of Truth at December 09, 2011 11:18 AM (e8kgV)

274 272 ... says you ...

Posted by: Fart at December 09, 2011 11:19 AM (GvYeG)

275 “I think this is another manufactured controversy by the second amendment, NRA Republican tea party movement,” Johnson said.

Brian Terry unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 09, 2011 11:21 AM (SY2Kh)

276 271 Romney conference call takes questions from ‘Mother Jones’ and ‘TPM’; no conservative outlets Posted by: Joffen at December 09, 2011 03:16 PM (zLeKL) Romney has teh butthurt for conservatives, hehehe.

Posted by: Cajun Carrot at December 09, 2011 11:21 AM (zHl9z)

277 ...Chevrolet Volt extended-range hybrid sedan will be the most desirable North American-made model from the 2011 model year, according to the Friends of the National Automotive History Collection Alongside the Edsel.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 11:21 AM (AZGON)

278

To be fair, Romney has documented exactly what he wants to do as President. He has written more White papers than all of the other candidates in addition to his wonkish 59 point economic plan and entitlement reform plan praised by Ryan.

You may not agree with him or his style but it's not accurate to say he is not running on anything.

To be fair, no it is not.

It is accurate.

Herman Cain ran on 999. Romney has never ran on his 59 point economic plan and he never will. Hank Johnson isn't stupid enough to try to run on a 59 point plan.

What will he campaign on?

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 11:22 AM (UmXRO)

279

One of Obama's colleagues (the libertarian Richard Epstein) at the University of Chicago - where Obama taught briefly - said that during discussions and exchanges that everyone around the room would give his or her thoughts on a topic.

Except Obama. He was a Sphinx. He would listen, not interrupt, not ask questions but also, most important for Epstein, not give his own view. On that matter he was silent.

For supporters, this would be interpreted as someone open minded and willing to listen to others.

But for Epstein, it was evidence of a close mind, of someone unwilling to expose his ideas and have them examined or scrutinized.

I think the evidence is accumulating that Epstein is right and the supporters are wrong. Obama took in these other views - and not reveal his own - not because he wanted to learn from them. Instead, he wanted to learn about them. Two different things.

Bush was excoriated for his supposed lack of intellectual curiousity. I'll pose that Obama suffers from it as much if not more than Bush did.

 

 

Posted by: The Federalist at December 09, 2011 11:22 AM (MoGzh)

280

I am not saying I disagree with his views. I do, but that's not the point.

I'm saying his campaign strategy and style is a catastrophic disaster in waiting.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 11:23 AM (UmXRO)

281 "Pelosi says that too. But everyone knows she's just a sociopathic liar who doesn't care what's true." Not true, she's also a devout, abortion loving Catholic.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2011 11:23 AM (2oBun)

282 It's an irrelevant question anyway. You don't think Obama makes the REAL decisions, do you?

When he gets cocky and thinks he's the smartest guy in the room, we do the equivalent of letting him play with the dials on a fake engineering panel

Posted by: George $oros at December 09, 2011 11:24 AM (Y+DPZ)

283 Barry and Mittens will have a pants-crease off and Mittens will wind up so embarrassed by the time it's over he'll have to move to Cambodia.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 11:24 AM (UmXRO)

284 So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?

That 52% of America is even more stupid than he is.

Posted by: Penfold at December 09, 2011 11:24 AM (1PeEC)

285 At last, something that the Chevy Volt is good for ...

Volt Named 2011Â’s Collectible Car of Future Years

As if any of them will still be operational in 30 years.  The batteries will be dead and I doubt replacements will be available.

Nobody will want a car in their collection that they have to push.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 09, 2011 11:25 AM (SY2Kh)

286
I'll say this:

Lohan nood > Hilton nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 11:26 AM (sqkOB)

287 So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19? ***DO NOT*** sucker punch BiBi Netanyahu. He will get on a plane, fly to YOUR house and coldcock you with a right hook brought in from Texas. Live. On national TV.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 09, 2011 11:27 AM (digkk)

288

You don't think Obama makes the REAL decisions, do you?

When he gets cocky and thinks he's the smartest guy in the room, we do the equivalent of letting him play with the dials on a fake engineering panel

No....

But I don't think any of the morons he brought with him to actually run things are much smarter than he is.

While Barry fiddles with the fake engineering panel the real one is now manned by the likes of Stephen Chu and Valerie Jarret.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 11:27 AM (UmXRO)

289 278 ...Chevrolet Volt extended-range hybrid sedan will be the most desirable North American-made model from the 2011 model year, according to the Friends of the National Automotive History Collection

Alongside the Edsel. Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 03:21 PM

I think Pacers, Pintos, and Vegas are high valued collectors items now because a lot of lefties with cash are nostalgic for the 70s, and it's rare to find one that hasn't been crushed at the scrapyard or rotted in some redneck's back yard

Posted by: George $oros at December 09, 2011 11:27 AM (Y+DPZ)

290 Nobody will want a car in their collection that they have to push. All you'll be able to do with any car is push it, once I put an end to the planet-killing hydrocarbon economy.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 09, 2011 11:27 AM (AZGON)

291 212 O/T and horrible: proposed South Korean skyscrapers look like Twin Towers in the process of collapsing.  You'll be unshocked to learn the architects are Our European Betters.  (Link is to the Weekly Standard).

What's really horrible, aside fro m the incredibly bad taste involved, is that they were able to get it designed and built already, while the Freedom Tower is what, 10 stories so far?

Posted by: wiserbud at December 09, 2011 11:27 AM (gCa4h)

292

Lohan nood > Hilton nood

I disagree entirely.

You will meet me at 4:00PM on Tuesday outside the Circle-K so that I may shoot you to death.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 11:28 AM (UmXRO)

293 Nobody will want a car in their collection that they have to push.

True but the Hobos sleeping in the junk yard will love them. The volt interiors will be pristine from never being used.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 09, 2011 11:28 AM (tf9Ne)

294 Well, the latest on the Volt is that it can catch fire and burn your house down a few days after a minor accident. So with any luck at all, a week or two after being put on display it will burn down the Friends of the National Automotive History Collection's museum down in Detroit. I say that because you have to believe they are a bunch of Obama Sphincter Munchers.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 09, 2011 11:29 AM (niZvt)

295 We have yet to see a burgeoning market in the highly collectible Pontiac Aztek. Maybe Dick Soetero could order his car company to revive it, powered by 100,000 AAA batteries.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 11:29 AM (AZGON)

296
You dishonor me, nay, all men, sir, with your poor taste in women.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 11:30 AM (sqkOB)

297

But the Borg sought Utopia through destruction, which makes them a perfect analog to the Left.

Compared to the Left, the Borg aren't so bad. As a matter of fact, the Borg are a laugh riot compared to the Left. The Borg have pleasant personalities in comparison.

Posted by: LGoPs at December 09, 2011 11:30 AM (+Uv5V)

298 I would be proud to stick my nose up Michele's arse and smell her glorious flatus anyday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chris Mathews at December 09, 2011 11:30 AM (48wze)

299 288 fo' shizzle ... mazel tov ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at December 09, 2011 11:31 AM (GvYeG)

300 If Obama is the intellectual cosmopolitan they (and he) say he is, why isn't he at least multilingual?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 02:00 PM (sqkOB)

Facility for learning a second (or third or more) language isn't a measure of intellect. Children with hearing problems--chronic ear infections, things like that--have a difficult time later in life learning foreign languages. At least that was diagnosed as my problem, according to a specialist my parents consulted when I was a teenager, an otherwise A-student struggling with Spanish in high school. I got by in high school and college by studying Latin.

I can't speak to Obama's foreign language problem. Maybe his IQ is over-inflated.

Posted by: troyriser at December 09, 2011 11:31 AM (vtiE6)

301 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2011 11:31 AM (7WJOC)

302

I am not saying I disagree with his views. I do, but that's not the point.

I'm saying his campaign strategy and style is a catastrophic disaster in waiting.

I honestly think he believed he could win the primary by just showing up and performing reasonably well in debates.  It's his turn, after all.

He's done far too little to reassure conservatives that he's not a RINO chameleon.  He should've been out there even before announcing, visibly defending conservative principles. 

Instead he did his usual 'finger to the wind' thing, waiting until it was abundantly safe before offering a stance- for instance, waiting till Marco Rubio was ahead in the polls before endorsing him.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 09, 2011 11:32 AM (SY2Kh)

303 Pelosi says that too. But everyone knows she's just a sociopathic liar who doesn't care what's true.

She also insists she is a better Catholic than the Pope.  Just ask her.  She'll say it again and again.  The true definition of Stupid.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 09, 2011 11:32 AM (ndlFj)

304 "When was the last time Obama actually learned something about the world?"

"What has Obama learned in office? Which of his pre-existing beliefs has he learned to is wrong?"

"What has Obama learned?"

"So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?"


Ace: You might be asking the wrong questions.

The point of becoming a "learned man" is to use the knowledge learned, while becoming learned, to better identify, explain, react to, master, etc., the various situations and events that occur in life, and to choose the best, or at least better, course of action.

I see his actions and decisions as being, at best, at the freshman liberal arts college level, at worst, somewhere around the junior level in a modern progressive (i.e., failing) high school.

So: What actions, decisions, etc., has Obama made that would set him apart, and above, the above-average man ... or even the average man?

Posted by: Arbalest at December 09, 2011 11:32 AM (lYoyL)

305

I have a crush on imaginary Paris Hilton.

Imaginary, because I imagine her to secretly be a diabolical genius with an IQ of 153, an exquisite violinist, and a phenominal actress.

Why, I bet right now she's sitting in her mansion reading Nabokov and listening to Vivaldi, wishing she could meet a guy who could look past all the money and the fame and just get to know her for her....

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 11:33 AM (UmXRO)

306 Dammit- the Randomly Failing Italics Thingy is once again pissing me off.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 09, 2011 11:33 AM (SY2Kh)

307 288

Oh, bullshit.  Bibi is a fucking snake.  Even Sarkozy said so (to Obama).  He got his veto by the administration on UN Palestinian statehood though - he should thank Susan Rice and go back to swabbing Sharon's carcass down.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 11:33 AM (z0HdK)

308

@212

Yeah...looks like some snotty Eurotrash firm is looking to enhance their portfolio in order to suck up to some sheik in Qatar or Dubai. 

And I know it isn't in China, but, that's really bad Feng Shui you're pimping, Eurotards. 

Speaking of really bad Feng Shui, check out the Flight 93 Memorial in Shanksville, PA.  Not so in-your-face as the Korean Kitsch, but twice as evil. 

Posted by: 66chevelle at December 09, 2011 11:33 AM (QjSgY)

309
Facility for learning a second (or third or more) language isn't a measure of intellect.

It is among Obama's peers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 11:33 AM (sqkOB)

310 Speaking of Paris Hilton. I noticed that you see a lot less of her in the tabloids these days. I seriously think the Southpark spoof on her (beyond brutal) got to her.

Posted by: maddogg at December 09, 2011 11:34 AM (OlN4e)

311 proposed South Korean skyscrapers look like Twin Towers in the process of collapsing. Apparently the same architectural firm has recently designed a cardiology clinic that looks like an Aztec sacrificial temple.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 11:35 AM (AZGON)

312
The point is that Obama cannot evidence the allegations of his superior intellect.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 11:35 AM (sqkOB)

313 No one seems to care I suffer from Epicsphincter Closure Failure.

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 09, 2011 11:35 AM (niZvt)

314

I'd play high stakes Scrabble against Obama any day of the week...

The guy is a fucking moron.

Posted by: garrett' at December 09, 2011 11:36 AM (0OXcp)

315 Oh, bullshit.  Bibi is a fucking snake.  Even Sarkozy said so

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:33 PM (z0HdK)

Even Sarkozy?  What the hell does that mean?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 09, 2011 11:36 AM (FkKjr)

316 Obama, I'm laughing at the epistemic closure.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at December 09, 2011 11:37 AM (AZGON)

317 @316...Beat me to it. I have no idea what Clarence is trying to say.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 09, 2011 11:37 AM (digkk)

318 Oh, bullshit.  Bibi is a fucking snake.  Even Sarkozy said so (to Obama).  He got his veto by the administration on UN Palestinian statehood though - he should thank Susan Rice and go back to swabbing Sharon's carcass down.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:33 PM (z0HdK)

 

 

Go fuck yourself, Clarence. 

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2011 11:37 AM (0OXcp)

319 Excellent article. Well written, well thought out, Ace. I love this kind of stuff from you

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 09, 2011 11:38 AM (r4wIV)

320 312 proposed South Korean skyscrapers look like Twin Towers in the process of collapsing. You mean like this? http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn3203/dn3203-1_250.jpg That was actually a proposal for rebuilding New York's World Trade Center. Mercifully, it wasn't accepted, though his design for the new Tower 2 of the new World Trade Center WAS accepted, looking like one of the original twins with his top sheared off: http://0.tqn.com/d/architecture/1/0/k/h/tower2greenwich212000-hr.jpg

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 09, 2011 11:38 AM (niZvt)

321
well, if some philandering little frog said so...

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 11:38 AM (sqkOB)

322 I have no idea what Clarence is trying to say. DIRTY JEW GOLD!!!

Posted by: The Universal Translator at December 09, 2011 11:38 AM (AZGON)

323 Oh, off, loose Barney sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 09, 2011 11:38 AM (niZvt)

324 You didn't watch my lecture on Cloward-Pliven. Obama is a genius and everything he wanted to happen is happening

That's why you need to prepare NOW

Posted by: Glen Beck at December 09, 2011 11:38 AM (Y+DPZ)

325 Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 03:33 PM (UmXRO) The Living Daylights made one hell of an impression on you, eh?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 09, 2011 11:38 AM (p7SSh)

326

I'd like some really smart Breitbart type to create an ad that reviews the hypocracy of the left.  Reagan, Quale, Bush = idiots.  Obama, Pelosi, SloJoe = intellectuals at a level rarely seen in American politics.  

The left lives, eats, and breathes projectionism. 

Posted by: Havedash at December 09, 2011 11:38 AM (sFD5n)

327 I just realized that Obama is Gregory Allan (or vice versa).

Posted by: Country Singer at December 09, 2011 11:38 AM (L8r/r)

328 316

"Earlier this month, Nicolas Sarkozy and US President Barack Obama were left red-faced when it emerged that the former had complained that Benjamin Netanyahu was a liar.

During the private conversation at a G20 summit in Cannes, Mr Sarkozy said he could not "stand" Mr Netanyahu.

Mr Obama was heard to reply: "You may be sick of him, but me, I have to deal with him every day."


(Jewish Chronicle)

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 11:39 AM (z0HdK)

329
Clarence,

1. I just rang a bell, so a troll, perhaps you, just got his gerbil.

2. Get back under the stairs where you belong.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 11:39 AM (sqkOB)

330 "Thou art a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure"

Posted by: Guy who should be at Obama's shoulder as he triumphs through Rome at December 09, 2011 11:39 AM (T0NGe)

331

Also her sex tape was CGI.

Still a virgin.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 11:40 AM (UmXRO)

332 @331 Oh, very well played!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 09, 2011 11:40 AM (AZGON)

333 115
Oh, quick, where's that quote of Larry Summers (I think) talking about how Obama jumped to the wrong conclusion and wouldn't listen to Summers and somebody else trying to correct him...Posted by: Mama AJ at December 09, 2011 02:25 PM (XdlcF)


This sort of sounds like what you described (warning: link to Mother Jones).

Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 09, 2011 11:41 AM (Wqfrr)

334 Oh, bullshit.  Bibi is a fucking snake.  Even Sarkozy said so (to Obama).

A French president who doesn't like an uppity Jew?  Wow, that's a shock.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 09, 2011 11:41 AM (aCpwD)

335

Still a virgin.

Indubitably, ol'chum.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 11:42 AM (sqkOB)

336

I have a crush on imaginary Paris Hilton.

Imaginary, because I imagine her to secretly be a diabolical genius with an IQ of 153, an exquisite violinist, and a phenominal actress.

Why, I bet right now she's sitting in her mansion reading Nabokov and listening to Vivaldi, wishing she could meet a guy who could look past all the money and the fame and just get to know her for her....


She's mine.

Best,

Posted by: Mike at December 09, 2011 11:42 AM (4Kl5M)

337 If 'Epistemic Closure' is Austrian for Penis, than yes, Barack is Stunted.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at December 09, 2011 11:42 AM (0OXcp)

338

During the private conversation at a G20 summit in Cannes, Mr Sarkozy said he could not "stand" Mr Netanyahu.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:39 PM

You say you read that a Frenchman said he couldn't stand a Jew

Well, I am over-fuckin'-whelmed.

Whattya want, a junior G-Man badge for that?

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at December 09, 2011 11:43 AM (Y+DPZ)

339 12 If Obama is the intellectual cosmopolitan they (and he) say he is, why isn't he at least multilingual?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 02:00 PM (sqkOB)

And why doesn't he play a  musical instrument? I have yet to meet a genius or even just a very highly intelligent person who can't play a musical instrument, even if it's just at basic level.

I also notice a complete lack of intellectual curiosity on his part.

No way he's as smart as they think he is.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 09, 2011 11:43 AM (SsG4J)

340 Lessee, Uppity Jew or French President? I have experience that says stick with the Uppity Jew, you never know when the Frenchman is gonna turn tail, fill his pants, and run like a motherfukker.

Posted by: maddogg at December 09, 2011 11:43 AM (OlN4e)

341

And why doesn't he play a musical instrument? I have yet to meet a genius or even just a very highly intelligent person who can't play a musical instrument, even if it's just at basic level.

Does kazoo count?

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 11:45 AM (UmXRO)

342 Well, if Obama's such a fucking genius, where are his new ideas?  Every thing the idiot spouts is the same old leftist kant they've been drooling for for fifty years.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 09, 2011 11:45 AM (aCpwD)

343

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:39 PM (z0HdK)

Yes, Clarence, I know about that.

I fail to understand why the hell it matters what Sarkozy thinks, considering France's position on Israel has usually been, shall we say, sophisticated.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 09, 2011 11:45 AM (FkKjr)

344
and the books Obama's supposedly written, Tammy, are crappy

There is nothing extraordinary about Obama except the fact that he managed to  land himself in the White House.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 11:45 AM (sqkOB)

345

Recorder?

It worked for Ace of Bass...

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 11:45 AM (UmXRO)

346 And why doesn't he play a musical instrument? I have yet to meet a genius or even just a very highly intelligent person who can't play a musical instrument, even if it's just at basic level. --- Does kazoo count? He plays skin flute.

Posted by: Kal Penn at December 09, 2011 11:45 AM (AZGON)

347 Gotta go walk the dogs & retrieve violin from repair shop but you made me chuckle maddog!!!

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 09, 2011 11:46 AM (digkk)

348 I play my nose. Pick or blow?

Posted by: maddogg at December 09, 2011 11:46 AM (OlN4e)

349 Speaking of Paris Hilton. I noticed that you see a lot less of her in the tabloids these days. I seriously think the Southpark spoof on her (beyond brutal) got to her.

A shitty sex tape and flashing your cooch will only keep you in the limelight for so long.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 09, 2011 11:46 AM (SY2Kh)

350
The Curious Case of Ordinary Obama


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 11:46 AM (sqkOB)

351 my bad on the Korean towers.  Thought they were already built.


Posted by: wiserbud at December 09, 2011 11:47 AM (gCa4h)

352 A shitty sex tape and flashing your cooch will only keep you in the limelight for so long. Sometimes it just turns into a real problem.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 09, 2011 11:47 AM (AZGON)

353 John Maynard Keynes said "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?"

Yeah, he was a fuckin' liar, but that is what he said.

Posted by: Guy who should be at Obama's shoulder as he triumphs through Rome at December 09, 2011 11:50 AM (T0NGe)

354

Recorder?

It worked for Ace of Bass...

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 03:45 PM

Not so well for Katy Perry


Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 11:50 AM (Y+DPZ)

355 Clarence just proved that the president of the capital of European anti-Semitism (Israel is "that shitty little country") agrees with his thesis that Netanyahu is "a fucking snake."

Check and mate, wingnuts!

For his next trick, Clarence will prove that Reagan was an asshole by citing comments of Tip O'Neill.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 09, 2011 11:50 AM (QKKT0)

356 OMG - I just realized: does this mean that Biden's the smart one?

Posted by: speedster1 at December 09, 2011 11:51 AM (v40Bj)

357 Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude.   Its not like he is running around yapping about teaching Creationism like one of the GOPers - Rick Perry and the wild-eyed bitch are truly the lightweights. 

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 11:51 AM (z0HdK)

358 A French president who doesn't like an uppity Jew?  Wow, that's a shock.

Supposedly what got Sarkozy worked up was that Israel wouldn't fly Gilad Shalit home on a French plane.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 09, 2011 11:51 AM (SY2Kh)

359 2100 year old Roman sock off.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 11:51 AM (T0NGe)

360

Completely O/T, but here's some more Christmas music for ya:

My Advent Calendar of Music – Day #9: Let's Hear it For The Boys http://t.co/LENtE5V3  (It's all secular music today)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at December 09, 2011 11:52 AM (0xqzf)

361 350 Speaking of Paris Hilton. I noticed that you see a lot less of her in the tabloids these days. I seriously think the Southpark spoof on her (beyond brutal) got to her.

A shitty sex tape and flashing your cooch will only keep you in the limelight for so long.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 09, 2011 03:46 PM

A month in a real jail, and grandpa cutting you out of his will if you don't straighten up were probably big incentives too

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 11:53 AM (Y+DPZ)

362
Posted by: Clarence

Get back under the stairs, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 11:53 AM (sqkOB)

363

258 What kind of person can come out of high school and have no record of any friendships or girlfriends at all until well after college and ensconced at Bill Ayers Marxist School for Retards.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2011 03:03 PM (JYheX)

Has no one from our side ever bothered to investigate Obama's past?  You would think there would be some people who would love to have their 15 minutes of fame by relating their "I knew jesus in school.  I once saw him heal his 8th grade English teacher's stutter by the laying on of a joint." stories.

Posted by: Havedash at December 09, 2011 11:53 AM (sFD5n)

364 Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude.

Yeah!

I challenge any of you wingnuts to find a single fault with anything he published while on the Harvard Law Review!

Posted by: John Harvard at December 09, 2011 11:54 AM (4Kl5M)

365 358 Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum . 
Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:51 PM

FIFY

Posted by: The Fixer at December 09, 2011 11:54 AM (Y+DPZ)

366 358 Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude. 

Harvard Law has a 97% graduation rate.

No math at all.

No dissertation.

No competition from foreign-educated students.

A third-rate statistics master's student at UMass could get HLS magna.

But tell me this: Prove to me he earned it.  Prove it was based only on his (subjective) grades.  Prove to me that HLS didn't want the embarrassment of having the first black president of the HLR being the only one who didn't get a cum laude honor.

Prove it.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 11:54 AM (T0NGe)

367 Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude.

And yet, he for some reason refuses to make public his transcripts.  You'd think he'd be quite proud to show off his awesome academic career, if it existed.

You do know that Honors at Harvard weren't awarded strictly on grades, right?

Hell, even if he were a straight-A student (which he wasn't), the grades someone got in college 30 years ago doesn't tell us much about a man's intellect.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 09, 2011 11:54 AM (SY2Kh)

368 “I think this is another manufactured controversy by the second amendment, NRA Republican tea party movement,” Johnson said.

300 Mexican were left speechless at Johnson's comment.

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2011 11:55 AM (ylhEn)

369

Pssst - doesn't Clarence know that 90% of Harvard graduates are Cum Laude or higher?  Their grading system is a complete joke in the Ivy League.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at December 09, 2011 11:55 AM (0xqzf)

370 Ckarence, a friendly suggestion: Eat shit and die.

Posted by: maddogg at December 09, 2011 11:55 AM (OlN4e)

371 Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude. 

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:51 PM (z0HdK)

Ah yes, Obama did so awesome in college he won't release his transcripts.


Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 09, 2011 11:55 AM (FkKjr)

372 I for one think that Obama is an idiot; an Affirmative Action student.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 09, 2011 11:55 AM (O3R/2)

373 umm....


Obama is, how can I put this, our first Gilded president.

But he's presented as our Golden President.

Think about it.

I think he is GELDED!



The wanker in chief has no balls

Posted by: jwm at December 09, 2011 11:55 AM (0oYHO)

374 He also was shown how much more money is made in the war on drugs than in legalizing dope

Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at December 09, 2011 11:55 AM (le5qc)

375 I haven't read any of the comments, but have any of the other moronettes mentioned that 'epistemic closure' sounds a lot like a female medical procedure? 


Oh, and, Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 09, 2011 11:56 AM (5H6zj)

376 >>There is nothing extraordinary about Obama except the fact that he managed to  land himself in the White House.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 03:45 PM (sqkOB)

He does have those magnificent scalp markings reminiscent of those South American Cuzco Alien Space Trails.

....could be a meaningful and clandestine sign of Space Cadet School


Posted by: ontherocks at December 09, 2011 11:57 AM (HBqDo)

377

When was the last time Obama actually learned something about the world?

 

When was the first time?

Posted by: really ... at December 09, 2011 11:57 AM (meyVd)

378 369 “I think this is another manufactured controversy by the second amendment, NRA Republican tea party movement,” Johnson said.

300 Mexican were left speechless at Johnson's comment.

Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2011 03:55 PM (ylhEn)

Hey, this is about gun control.

You can't make huevos rancheros without breaking a few eggs, amirite?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 11:57 AM (T0NGe)

379  Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude.   Its not like he is running around yapping about teaching Creationism like one of the GOPers - Rick Perry and the wild-eyed bitch are truly the lightweights. 

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:51 PM (z0HdK)

Was he really, based on what? Let's see his transcripts then, he should be proud to show them to the American People.

Posted by: robtr at December 09, 2011 11:57 AM (MtwBb)

380 ""Obama is supposedly a learned man. We are told he is a rara avis, in Chris Buckley's dribblings, a true intellectual.""


rara avis..... that must be latin for fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Berserker at December 09, 2011 11:57 AM (FMbng)

381 373 I for one think that Obama is an idiot; an Affirmative Action student.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 09, 2011 03:55 PM (O3R/2)

In part.  But I think mostly he just knew all the right people.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 11:57 AM (T0NGe)

382 358 Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude slurper.  

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:51 PM (z0HdK)

FIFY Clarence.

Posted by: Havedash at December 09, 2011 11:58 AM (sFD5n)

383 Clarence isn't raykon or dum-dum, is it another incarnation of erg/Greg ?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 11:58 AM (Y+DPZ)

384 Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude.   Its not like he is running around yapping about teaching Creationism like one of the GOPers - Rick Perry and the wild-eyed bitch are truly the lightweights.

Gingrich is a PhD.  Whackjob Paul is an MD. Cain has degrees in math.

And you've got a boner over a fucking lawyer?

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 09, 2011 11:59 AM (aCpwD)

385 Ok - quiz - which US President ran like a girl when 241 US Marines were killed by an Islamo-fascist terrorist bombing?

One guess only!  I feel you guys know your terrorist history.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 11:59 AM (z0HdK)

386 Its not like he is running around yapping about teaching Creationism like one of the GOPers - Rick Perry and the wild-eyed bitch are truly the lightweights.

No, he's only yapping about how a 10% tax cut that he himself renewed is responsible for the poor economy, and that paying people not to work is the best job creation incentive imaginable.

Also, there are 57 states.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 09, 2011 11:59 AM (SY2Kh)

387  Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude  Its not like he is running around yapping about teaching Creationism like one of the GOPers - Rick Perry and the wild-eyed bitch are truly the lightweights. 

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:51 PM (z0HdK)

 

Some of the dumbest people I know are sporting Harvard degrees.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2011 11:59 AM (plN+2)

388

What has Obama learned?

How old his daughter is.  At least until her next birthday.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2011 11:59 AM (wAQA5)

389 Y-Not, that was my first thought, too, that it sounded like female surgery after having a kid.

One of these days hopefully more people are going to realize that SCOAMF has throughout his life had nothing but pats on the head, that-a-good-boy's, and boosts up the ladder to get where he is today, not to mention some shady doings by those who wanted to get him into the WH.     

Posted by: Theresa at December 09, 2011 12:00 PM (nAvCW)

390 Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude.   Its not like he is running around yapping about teaching Creationism like one of the GOPers - Rick Perry and the wild-eyed bitch are truly the lightweights. 

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:51 PM (z0HdK)

And you could see the cum laude all over my face the day I graduated. Stanley was so proud.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius, Haaaahvaaaahd Graduate at December 09, 2011 12:00 PM (D5hxK)

391 Gingrich is a PhD.  Whackjob Paul is an MD. Cain has degrees in math.

And you've got a boner over a fucking lawyer?

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 09, 2011 03:59 PM (aCpwD)

Thank. You.

Hell, when given the opportunity, Democrats decided to vote for Raul Grijalva rather than an actual rocket scientist.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 12:00 PM (T0NGe)

392 Its not like he is running around yapping about teaching Creationism like one of the GOPers - Rick Perry and the wild-eyed bitch are truly the lightweights. 

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:51 PM

Let's see, where can "Clarence" go where super-smart people like him can save the world from the horror of Creationism 24/7?

Don't tell him, he's super smart and he should already know!

Posted by: Dr Charles Johnson, Scienceologist at December 09, 2011 12:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

393 what the fuck has he learned since age 19?

If he has been listening to NPR he recently learned that the FDR spending cuts caused the great depression.

Posted by: Bob Undead Saget at December 09, 2011 12:01 PM (dBvlk)

394 Look, Obama was Harvard Law School Magna cum laude.   Its not like he is running around yapping about teaching Creationism like one of the GOPers - Rick Perry and the wild-eyed bitch are truly the lightweights. 

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:51 PM (z0HdK)

Yeah, those brilliant, insightful articles Obama wrote while editor of the Harvard Law Review are considered intellectually ground-breaking explorations of....oh, wait. Obama didn't write anything while editor of the Harvard Law Review, the only editor who didn't since there's been a Harvard Law Review. Well, there's always his best-selling autobiography...my bad. Evidence suggests he didn't write his best-selling autobiography. Well, we can always fall back on the stellar grades recorded for posterity in his college transcripts. No? Okay.

Posted by: troyriser at December 09, 2011 12:01 PM (vtiE6)

395 I guess Obama and Sarkozy will have to get over their problem with an Israeli leader that doens't kiss their ass ... FYNQ!

Posted by: Honey Badger at December 09, 2011 12:01 PM (GvYeG)

396

He’s just too talented to do what ordinary people do.”

Truely talented / intelligent people don't require lackeys going around telling eveyone how great they are. It is obvious. 

Posted by: Ronster at December 09, 2011 12:01 PM (JGYCE)

397 >>One guess only!  I feel you guys know your terrorist history.
Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:59 PM (z0HdK)

Hey Clarence go jump off a fucking bridge and get some unemployed angel some work you jerkoff.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 09, 2011 12:01 PM (HBqDo)

398
You know what else talented people do?

Stuff.

Stuff such as produce or create something that benefits society.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 12:02 PM (sqkOB)

399 LOL @Y-not December 09, 2011 03:56 PM (5H6zj)

I had a huge schtick about episieotomy  closure featuring Dr. Bombay, but it got pretty wordy.  And no one would have thought it funny, but me, I suspect.

Posted by: jwm at December 09, 2011 12:03 PM (0oYHO)

400 Clarence = erg / greg

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 12:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

401
Obama organized communities.

Well, he did so in title.

How does one organize a community in Chicago where the community already exists and has done so for a very long time?


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 12:04 PM (sqkOB)

402 Shit.... this shit is contagious.

I just heard a clip of Emmanuel Cleaver, esteemed congress critter from my town of Kansas City...... spouting off that each billion dollars of spending generates 40,000 jobs.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 09, 2011 12:04 PM (C8hzL)

403 403.... bad sock, bad....


Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2011 12:05 PM (C8hzL)

404
That's another thing.

We have not one example of a community organized or improved by Obama.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 12:05 PM (sqkOB)

405

I had a huge schtick about episieotomy  closure...

Posted by: jwm at December 09, 2011 04:03 PM (0oYHO)

I'm not sure what an episiotomy closure is, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want one.

Posted by: troyriser at December 09, 2011 12:05 PM (vtiE6)

406 rara avis..... that must be latin for fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Berserker at December 09, 2011 03:57 PM (FMbng)

It's the translation in Austrian, but good guess.

Posted by: really ... at December 09, 2011 12:06 PM (meyVd)

407

How does one organize a community in Chicago where the community already exists and has done so for a very long time?

 

You sell it cocaine.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2011 12:06 PM (plN+2)

408 If he has been listening to NPR he recently learned that the FDR spending cuts caused the great depression.

Posted by: Bob Undead Saget at December 09, 2011 04:01 PM (dBvlk)

Heh, it's funny how NPR missed the income tax surcharge on the top 5% in 1936, the start of the social security tax in 1937, and the Business tax of up to 70% in 1937 as a cause of the second downturn.

It was just the fact that he didn't increase WPA spending in 1937 that caused it all.

Posted by: robtr at December 09, 2011 12:06 PM (MtwBb)

409 401 Clarence = erg / greg

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 04:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

Odd.  He isn't quoting any polls.

I wonder why.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 12:06 PM (T0NGe)

410
The media just went with the 'community organizer' title without even looking to see if it really meant anything tangible.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 12:07 PM (sqkOB)

411 rara avis..... that must be latin for fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Berserker at December 09, 2011 03:57 PM (FMbng)

By the way, whatever happened to Christopher Buckley?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 12:07 PM (T0NGe)

412 It requires stitches that itch, after the birth of a too big a baby.  *grins*

Posted by: jwm at December 09, 2011 12:07 PM (0oYHO)

413 I voted for Reagan 84 - first vote ever.  Proud of it.  I am not a partisan at all - and still am not.

I am more like Bartlett and Frum - the Bush/Cheney regime lost me to the GOP.

In fact, I'm so not-partisan that I spend all my time trolling conservative sites that criticize Barack Obama.

That's how not partisan I am.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 12:08 PM (z0HdK)

415 I'm not sure what an episiotomy closure is, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want one.

And as my ex brother in-law learned asking the Doc to put in a couple of extra stitches is not funny to a woman that just gave birth.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 09, 2011 12:09 PM (tf9Ne)

416 He's succeeding wonderfully in destroying the country,he's smart enough to accomplish it and that's all that matters.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2011 12:09 PM (7WJOC)

417 Did Epistemic Closure freeze the co-bloggers as well

Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2011 12:09 PM (WkuV6)

418 386 Ok - quiz - which US President ran like a girl when 241 US Marines were killed by an Islamo-fascist terrorist bombing?

One guess only!  I feel you guys know your terrorist history.
Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:59 PM

He didn't leave a company stranded in Mogudishu when things went south, if that's what you want to imply

Hey erg, speaking of terrorist history, why don't you go fap to some old Bader-Meinhof, PLO, Weathermen, and Red Brigades news stories on Youtube?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 12:09 PM (Y+DPZ)

419 A degree doesn't matter so much when grade inflation and family legacy admissions exist due to endowments. A person is better judge by what they've demostrated to know and be capable of doing rather than the piece of paper they may or may not hold from an institution.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 09, 2011 12:11 PM (ijjAe)

420 Don Surber gets Obama to a T, calls him "His Adolescency" "...Following this remark, add His Adolescency to Barack Obama’s many monickers: “Ask Osama bin Laden, and the 22 out of 30 top al Qaeda leaders who have been taken off the field whether I engage in appeasement — or whoever is left out there, ask them about that.” But hey, Barack Obama personally killed those 23 men with his bare hands, right? In 2012, let us elect a president who does not act like he’s 12." http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/archives/47578 The only thing we know for sure is that Obama's killed are the jobs and dreams of millions of Americans, and the fiscal solvency of present and future generations (oh, and setting the world on fire for WWIV, destroying healthcare, destroying US industry and introducing structural unemployment). His Adolescency is pretty good, but I think SCOAMF captures it best...

Posted by: The Epic Presidential Failure is a Fool at December 09, 2011 12:11 PM (o6qLZ)

421

By the way, whatever happened to Christopher Buckley?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 04:07 PM

Good question for Iowahawk if he's lurking here, or swapping tweets with Ace

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 12:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

422 And why doesn't he play a musical instrument?

He plays the skin flute.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 12:11 PM (GTbGH)

423 Its not like he is running around yapping about teaching Creationism like one of the GOPers - Rick Perry and the wild-eyed bitch are truly the lightweights. What do you think will happen to you and the others who hold your views when the backlash against Obama turns this country into a theocracy? My biggest hope is that it'll be available on pay per view.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 09, 2011 12:12 PM (p7SSh)

424 Clarence do you still beat your wife ???

Posted by: Wall-E at December 09, 2011 12:12 PM (48wze)

425
follow me on Tweetface

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 12:12 PM (sqkOB)

426 420 A degree doesn't matter so much when grade inflation and family legacy admissions exist due to endowments. A person is better judge by what they've demostrated to know and be capable of doing rather than the piece of paper they may or may not hold from an institution.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 09, 2011 04:11 PM (ijjAe)

You want a perfect example?  Christina Romer.  She went to all the right schools, actually got good grades, got awards, prizes, grants, the works.

Then, when it came time to produce a work product, she gave us the chart.

You know, Geoff's chart.

The one that said that unemployment would be at 6% by now with the stimulus.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 09, 2011 12:13 PM (T0NGe)

427
friend me on Facesit

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 12:13 PM (sqkOB)

428 and the books Obama's supposedly written, Tammy, are crappy

Thank you! An excellent point, and I no one ever makes it. Those books are NOT the works of an intellectual giant. Obviously, Bill Ayers ain't as smart as he thinks he is, either!! 

rara avis..... that must be latin for fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Berserker at December 09, 2011 03:57 PM (FMbng)

Dr. Pepper hurts when you choke on it, dude, and it makes the monitor all sticky!



Posted by: MissTammy at December 09, 2011 12:13 PM (SsG4J)

429 Among Barky's pre-Presidential achievements, he was the founding member of the board of directors of the Chicago Annenberg Challenge. Let's review how that did:

results suggest that among the schools it supported, the Challenge had little impact on school improvement and student outcomes, with no statistically significant differences between Annenberg and non-Annenberg schools in rates of achievement gain, classroom behavior, student self-efficacy, and social competence.

That's correct, Obama and his cronies blew through $150 million to produce ... no measurable result.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 09, 2011 12:13 PM (dp+c+)

430
are you on Chimpbook?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 12:14 PM (sqkOB)

431
I just updated my Myface  page

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 12:14 PM (sqkOB)

432 97 Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

Posted by: dan in michigan at December 09, 2011 02:21 PM (ursg4)

I doubt he's ever turned a wrench in his entire life.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2011 12:14 PM (v+QvA)

433 My wife had epistemic closures after my kids were born.

Posted by: Velociman at December 09, 2011 12:14 PM (/y+CG)

434 I wonder if that ability to waste money  with no discernible effect was the "extraordinary talent" Jarrett was talking about.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 09, 2011 12:15 PM (dp+c+)

435
Faceboob

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2011 12:15 PM (sqkOB)

436

Ok - quiz - which US President ran like a girl when 241 US Marines were killed by an Islamo-fascist terrorist bombing?

One guess only! I feel you guys know your terrorist history.

Coming from the anti-war party with the imperialist president, what's your point?

You miss Reagan?

Hey, me too buddy.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 12:15 PM (UmXRO)

437 I voted for Reagan 84 - first vote ever.  Proud of it.

Ok - quiz - which US President ran like a girl when 241 US Marines were killed by an Islamo-fascist terrorist bombing?

Can you reconcile these two, please?

Posted by: fluffy Clemmons at December 09, 2011 12:15 PM (4Kl5M)

438 Little Pussy-Face GW Bush was hiding behind schools on one September afternoon when we were attacked! Remember Douche-bags ??????

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 12:15 PM (48wze)

439 That's correct, Obama and his cronies blew through $150 million to produce ... no measurable result. Wrong, Mr. Waterhouse. Jared Loughner was a product of curricula developed under the Annenberg Challenge.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 09, 2011 12:15 PM (p7SSh)

440 Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 04:11 PM (GTbGH)

toby, OMG, you guys are killing me today.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 09, 2011 12:16 PM (SsG4J)

441 442.

Yes, I worry about the Wahhabi Christians like I would any theocracy.   That is why I oppose school vouchers.

I don't want my property taxes supporting a filthy madrassa.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 12:16 PM (z0HdK)

442

Posted by: Buck Hayek at December 03, 2011 01:21 PM (z0HdK).

May I present Clarence?

Posted by: maddogg at December 09, 2011 12:16 PM (OlN4e)

443 Little Pussy-Face GW Bush was hiding behind schools on one September afternoon when we were attacked! Remember Douche-bags ?????? Check your memory, asshole. How long past noon did the first plane hit?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 09, 2011 12:17 PM (p7SSh)

444 414 I voted for Reagan 84 - first vote ever.  Proud of it.  I am not a partisan at all - and still am not.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 04:08 PM (z0HdK)
  Why did you diss Mr Reagan in one of your earlier posts if you are so proud of him?  See below.   386 Ok - quiz - which US President ran like a girl when 241 US Marines were killed by an Islamo-fascist terrorist bombing?

One guess only!  I feel you guys know your terrorist history.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 03:59 PM (z0HdK)

Posted by: Havedash at December 09, 2011 12:17 PM (sFD5n)

445

By the way, whatever happened to Christopher Buckley?

Somebody ironed the crease out of his pants and he melted.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 12:17 PM (UmXRO)

446 The SCOAMF may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he is an awesome assassin!! Per Eugene Robinson, anyway: http://bit.ly/w31gD4

Posted by: Yojimbo at December 09, 2011 12:18 PM (b4hhr)

447 Clarence?  Where are yoooooooo?

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 09, 2011 12:18 PM (MMC8r)

448 Clarence sounds like a Paulian. Anti Semite. Check. Isolationist. Check. Idiot. Check.

Posted by: Todd 3465 at December 09, 2011 12:18 PM (spa4d)

449 439 WTF ... hiding behind schools in the afternoon ????

Posted by: Honey Badger at December 09, 2011 12:18 PM (GvYeG)

450 Posted by: Havedash at December 09, 2011 04:17 PM

It's a movement!

Posted by: fluffy Clemmons at December 09, 2011 12:18 PM (4Kl5M)

451

<i>If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?<i>

I learned about pineapple juice changing the taste of semen.

And that's a good thing to know - for me anyway.

Posted by: Metrosexual Barack Obama at December 09, 2011 12:18 PM (KhioZ)

452 439 -

I am being spoofed now!  Asshole.

You guys don't want any sound out of your little echo chamber. 

You people make me so mad that I'm going to give my Barack Obama dildo and extra hard workout tonight!!!!

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 12:19 PM (z0HdK)

453

442 442.

Yes,

Heh.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 12:19 PM (UmXRO)

454 Yes, I worry about the Wahhabi Christians like I would any theocracy. That is why I oppose school vouchers. I don't want my property taxes supporting a filthy madrassa. You should worry. The theocratic backlash is coming. Keep fanning the flames, and it will hit harder and sooner.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 09, 2011 12:19 PM (p7SSh)

455 Yes, I worry about the Wahhabi Christians like I would any theocracy.   That is why I oppose school vouchers.

I don't want my mom's property taxes supporting a filthy madrassa.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 04:16 PM (z0HdK)

FIFY

Posted by: mugiwara at December 09, 2011 12:19 PM (D5hxK)

456 Wrong, Mr. Waterhouse. Jared Loughner was a product of curricula developed under the Annenberg Challenge.

Maybe I'm being too hard on Barky. That factory Solyndra built had singing robots, too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 09, 2011 12:19 PM (dp+c+)

457

You know, when you skip the sockpuppet while manufacturing false consensus, that's somebodies job man!

You're worse than an ATM!

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 12:19 PM (UmXRO)

458 425 Clarence do you still beat your wife meat??? Posted by: Wall-E at December 09, 2011 04:12 PM

FIFY

Posted by: The Fixer at December 09, 2011 12:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

459 he has learned Sweet Fanny Adams.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2011 12:20 PM (d1FhN)

460

“…whatever happened to Christopher Buckley?”

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 04:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

 

Much as I  imagine Ronald Reagan would have felt if he could listened to Ron Reagan (MSNBC asslicker),  William Buckley would weep with disappointment  at how his son turned out.

Posted by: jwest at December 09, 2011 12:20 PM (8moZm)

461 443.


Yes, I am the same.  Good IP work.

I am a Hayek fan.

I'm also a fan of diddling little children, but you all knew that already.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 12:21 PM (z0HdK)

462

Ballad of the Pencil Neck Geek:

http://tinyurl.com/26n5loh

 

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 09, 2011 12:22 PM (w41GQ)

463 I seriously looked to see if Obama had ever accomplished anything of note in his life - I did find one thing: He was the point guard on his high school State Championship basketball team.

And no Clarence, an HLS magna cum laude who won't release any of his college transcripts has not accomplished anything of note.


Posted by: An Observation at December 09, 2011 12:22 PM (ylhEn)

464

Remember John Drew, the prof who came forward a couple years ago to say he knew Ogabe at Occidental?  He has a comment after this piece at American Thinker re Da Won's supposed "intelligence."

The article's a killer too.  Not only did Barry pretend to write a book that Billy "Boom-Boom" Ayres wrote; Ayres stole it from someone else!

Posted by: RushBabe at December 09, 2011 12:23 PM (tQHzJ)

465 I'm starting to doubt this is ergy.  Not a single tourettes-like outburst of "knuckleheads".  Either it's general raykon, or the meds are really working for erg the red poseur.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 12:23 PM (GTbGH)

466

He DID release his poetry.

That had to be at least 3rd grade level writing right there.

He deserves some credit, wingnuts.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 12:23 PM (UmXRO)

467 #464 he sat the bench and whined about that.

Posted by: Todd 3465 at December 09, 2011 12:24 PM (spa4d)

468 For Leftists, their ideology is their religion.
They are no more capable of acknowledging their failures than some people can concede that the universe is more than six thousand years old.

Leftists share many traits with Islamists, in particular, their shared hatred of free societies.

Islamists consider Israel an abomination because the existence of Israel refutes the existence of Allah.

Leftists consider the US an abomination because our success as a free society refutes the validity of their ideas. 

Posted by: RayJ at December 09, 2011 12:24 PM (pI/IV)

469 He was the a point guard on his high school State Championship basketball team.

FTFY

Alas, not a starter though, in a private prep school, in Hawaii.

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 12:24 PM (GTbGH)

470 I don't want my property taxes supporting a filthy madrassa.
Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 04:16 PM

But you already are erg. Anyone who dares to investigate any private muslim schools is branded a racist, and the full force of the Justice Dept is brought down on that person

But of course as tolerant, enlightened, and brilliant intellects your words alone will convince the hardcore muzzies to toss their Korans in favor of Howard Zinn, right?

Posted by: The Fixer at December 09, 2011 12:24 PM (Y+DPZ)

471 Obama is an idiot. Like the vast majority of leftists. They all play the "can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit" routine. You make enough anti american statements in college, swear to go the the ends of the earth to lick Mao's ass and suck off che and that make you "smart". You get applauded as a smart dude, oh gee isn't he smart. The whole intelligence thing is based on a circle jerk of leftists cramming their nose up other leftist's asses, then they put out the narrative that they are smart, when their whole make up revolves around a failed system that killed 100 million people in the 20th century. What "leftist" is a private club of imbeciles stairing at the mirror repeating "I'm smart", while the rest of the world rolls around laughing their asses off at such a sheer display of narcissistic stupidity.  Just as we laugh at the OWS who take retarded classes in lesbian drum studies and can't figure out why the fuck they can't get a job, because their whole fucking fart sniffing existence has been in a bubble of like minded retards who encouraged them to be the same type of asshole as their professors are.

Posted by: Berserker at December 09, 2011 12:24 PM (FMbng)

472 I have no trouble giving the SCOAMF some props for taking down AQ members.

What I resent is him acting like it is all because he is in office,  like there was no plan long before his ass got anywhere near the controls.

I am grateful that he continued what was started by his predecessors, and didn't decide to blow it all off, which is what I was afraid he'd do.

But he is sticking his head so far in the sand with the overall Islamic jihadi threat that you can't help but be nervous.

And I don't care what anyone says, he has obviously absorbed the world view of the country he spent his younger years in with regards to Jews and Israel.


Posted by: MissTammy at December 09, 2011 12:25 PM (SsG4J)

473 He learned where Michelle hides the cookies (behind the store brand yellow mustard, he would have found it more quickly if it has hidden behind the $100 per bottle dijon) in the White House kitchen.

Posted by: kbiel at December 09, 2011 12:26 PM (T5155)

474 470 He was the a point guard on his high school State Championship basketball team.

FTFY

Alas, not a starter though, in a private prep school, in Hawaii.
Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 04:24 PM

Old teammates say that his prima donna attitude even back then was way over his talent level. According to Barry, the coach didn't bench him because he sucked, he was benched because the coach wouldn't let Barry play HIS game

Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 12:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

475 Little Pussy-Face GW Bush was hiding behind schools on one September afternoon when we were attacked! Remember Douche-bags ??????

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 04:15 PM (48wze)

I'm sorry, are we being trolled? Hard to tell since trolls generally do what they do to bring about an emotional response from the target. I'm just not feelin' it, pal. Maybe I'm just jaded, I guess. Try harder, please.

Posted by: troyriser at December 09, 2011 12:27 PM (vtiE6)

476
Alas, not a starter though, in a private prep school, in Hawaii.

Still, pretty fly for a half-white guy.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 09, 2011 12:28 PM (MMC8r)

477 Since I don't have a good answer for why my boyfriend, Barack Obama, has hidden his school transcripts if he's so gosh-darned intelligent, I will now change the topic of conversation to school vouchers.

School vouchers are bad, see? Only wealthy 1%-ers like Barack Obama should be able to send their kids to good schools.

And I wanted to add that Hayek would have voted for Obama.

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 12:29 PM (z0HdK)

478

Oh dear lord, this is the one that defends Soros as a liberal?

How sadly deluded.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 12:31 PM (UmXRO)

479 Not sure which part is my favorite; this:

The whole intelligence thing is based on a circle jerk of leftists cramming their nose up other leftist's asses, then they put out the narrative that they are smart, when their whole make up revolves around a failed system that killed 100 million people in the 20th century.

Or this one:

their whole fucking fart sniffing existence has been in a bubble of like minded retards who encouraged them to be the same type of asshole as their professors are.

Hopefully the rest of the country will wake up pretty soon and notice that none of these emperors are actually wearing any clothes.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 09, 2011 12:32 PM (SsG4J)

480 439 Little Pussy-Face GW Bush was hiding behind schools on one September afternoon when we were attacked! Remember Douche-bags ?????? Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 04:15 PM

You know as much about unprecedented emergency security measures as you do about fucking, ergie

But don't let us ruin your frenzy of fapping to Michael Moore fantasy films



Posted by: kbdabear at December 09, 2011 12:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

481 Barack Obama is super-smart. Newt Gingrich's half sister is also very, very attractive.

I love George Soros because he's a classic liberal.

I'm also very un-partisan. Did I tell you that?

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 12:34 PM (z0HdK)

482 RushBabe, great article, thanks! They are so steeped in cheating and dishonesty they can't even write a book without stealing.


There's an article somewhere with an interview of an ex girlfriend of Ayers and she has a lot of nasty things to say about him.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 09, 2011 12:36 PM (SsG4J)

483 re 462 - Great, is this now a hangout for Pedophiles Supplies Unlimited coaches?

Posted by: Chuckit at December 09, 2011 12:36 PM (1kr1a)

484 and ergie, raykon, dum-dum, wherever you are out there ..

FUCK YOU TOO !!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at December 09, 2011 12:37 PM (Y+DPZ)

485 You guys just can't HANDLE me evading the question of Obama's transcripts!!!

I have WON THE DAY, WINGNUTZ!!!

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 12:37 PM (z0HdK)

486 echo chamber? haha must have never watched us fight over presidential candidates, or what might pass for conservative.

unlike Kos where all agree Obama and Nancy, and Reid  are the shmartest freaks in america.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2011 12:40 PM (h+qn8)

487 Obama's transcripts are so awesome He cannot expose them or citizens of America will feel bad.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2011 12:41 PM (h+qn8)

488 paying people not to work, grows the economy, cough cough, roll over laughing

Posted by: 4rc at December 09, 2011 12:44 PM (/qJmo)

489 Clarence I believe it is time for you to take your medication. If you love Obama please take him with you and move in the Peoples Paradise of North Korea. I believe you would be happy there because everyone is equally screwed. So don't go away mad, just go away .......................

Posted by: Wall-E at December 09, 2011 12:45 PM (48wze)

490 Yes, Clarence...if you're mommy is keeping score, you won. Here's your participation trophy.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 09, 2011 12:45 PM (digkk)

491 echo chamber? haha must have never watched us fight over presidential candidates, or what might pass for conservative.

willow beat me to it. This "echo chamber" gets downright vicious with differing opinions! Scary sometimes.

I think it's where we differ wildly with the Leftist sites, both in the fact that we DO argue, hard, and also that we don't have that kumbaya, hand-holding, don't-hurt-anyone's-feelings, let's-reach-a-consensus, hive mentality.

Posted by: MissTammy at December 09, 2011 12:46 PM (SsG4J)

492 Obama ARE SMART!! You people am DUMB! I use PROXY to say this!!!!

Echo chamber!!!!

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 12:47 PM (48wze)

493 Now that's just uncalled for. It's hurtful and divisive. I'm afraid it's down twinkles for you.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at December 09, 2011 12:48 PM (digkk)

494 This "echo chamber" gets downright vicious with differing opinions!

Only because you are a bunch of RINOS!

Posted by: toby928© at December 09, 2011 12:49 PM (GTbGH)

495 Only because you are a bunch of RINOS!

I am one of them damn dirty Palinista, Honky For Herman, Cracker For Cain and Perrywinkle rednecks your mama warned you about! 


Posted by: MissTammy at December 09, 2011 12:54 PM (SsG4J)

496

Only because you are a bunch of RINOS 'TRUE CONSERVATIVES'!

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 12:55 PM (UmXRO)

497

Starting shit is the highest form of patriotism.

Thomas Jefferson said that.

Posted by: Entropy at December 09, 2011 12:56 PM (UmXRO)

498 epistemic closure.  A $10 word for "dumb as a box of hair"

Posted by: lori K at December 09, 2011 12:59 PM (LO+hL)

499 Like Obama has said. Capitalism does not work nor will it ever work. Time to change to another economic model. Not that hard to understand Wing Nuts !!!

Posted by: Clarence at December 09, 2011 12:59 PM (48wze)

500 I am one of them damn dirty Palinista, Honky For Herman, Cracker For Cain and Perrywinkle rednecks your mama President warns you about!

FIFMyself

Posted by: MissTammy at December 09, 2011 01:00 PM (SsG4J)

501 Obama is what happens when kids get trophies for just showing up.

Posted by: Jones at December 09, 2011 01:17 PM (8sCoq)

502 I know i learned that when the stock market crashed FDR got his ass on Hardball and told Chrissy Mathews and everyone in the country to chill the fuck out, and that everything was going to be OK.

Slow Joe doesn't lie you know

Posted by: Rick in MB at December 09, 2011 01:31 PM (2ocJB)

503

270 Epistemic closure? Was the term "confirmation bias" too pedestrian or something? 

How about porcine-cephalic?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2011 01:53 PM (cqydL)

504

How about porcine-cephalic?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 09, 2011 05:53 PM (cqydL)

How 'bout "coprocephalic"?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2011 01:56 PM (v+QvA)

505 I love to read your articles and I really enjoyed the comments. I will be coming back to this site for sure! (That Clarence is a troll and I think he's funny, too!)

Posted by: Not Really Spam at December 09, 2011 03:27 PM (o5h2L)

506 Wow this is soo helpful I have been trying to figure this out on my own for a long time now. Hopefully making this change will help encourage discussion on my blog.

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Posted by: Locked On epub at December 09, 2011 05:16 PM (B8WDu)

508 I donÂ’t usually add my comments, but I will in this case. Nice work. I look forward to reading more.

Posted by: Who Fears Death ePub at December 09, 2011 05:32 PM (XwRTS)

509 "So: If Obama is such a learned man, what the fuck has he learned since age 19?" To tie his shoes, though maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

Posted by: SpideyTerry at December 09, 2011 06:52 PM (iPhUe)

510

As it happens, my sister actually knew Barry a little bit when he was a sophomore at Occidental College. They took an American Cultures course taught by a Marxist Professor. The experience is still burned into my sister's mind, but not because Barry was in the class. She definitely felt pressured to conform with the anti-American theme pushed by the Prof in that particular class. Barry, per her memory, exhibited no signs of any particular intelligence or smarts in any of the class discussions. Who knows what his grade was, but Occidental was and is quite the hotbed of Marxist orthodoxy so I'm sure he felt right at home before transferring to Columbia the next year, another subject calling for speculation of favoritism. At the time I was a year ahead of my sister and Barry, attending Claremont McKenna College down the freeway majoring in Econ. So this is all pretty personal to me.

Posted by: smokedaddy at December 09, 2011 07:03 PM (f04hD)

511 FWIW: The term should actually be "Epistemological Closure"; from epistemology, rather than the non-existent noun "epistemy".

Posted by: Another Well-Meaning Nutcase at December 09, 2011 07:27 PM (oBnuJ)

512 I remember my father saying "Decide what you believe early on and then stick with it no matter what." He was eventually diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Coincidence?

Posted by: sistrum at December 09, 2011 07:56 PM (AyryN)

513 "a group which decides what reality is according to a group. Contrary information will not be permitted to interfere with the Community-Based Reality the group is deciding upon; they reason backwards from their conclusions to decide what the Facts are which prove those pre-supposed conclusions."

Hey, it's what Journolist was, by design!

Posted by: docweasel at December 09, 2011 10:07 PM (J0twV)

514 It is a thoroughly stupid and ignorant statement.

Not surprising, because a thoroughly stupid and ignorant man uttered it.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 09, 2011 10:40 PM (KXXIv)

515 Yep! I was agreed, I'll keep in touch to your blog.

Posted by: The Fiery Trial ePub at December 09, 2011 11:36 PM (lkCSV)

516 Ace said Obama was a mental retard.... Heh heh

Posted by: izoneguy at December 10, 2011 06:38 AM (i6Neb)

517

Intelligent people learn as the grow and are exposed to ideas of others.  Obama is welded to the communism he learned as a child.  He may have went to college and earn a degree, but he never had any human interactions with others.  I doubt he ever join any clubs or teams that were active on campus.  He was never a member of a frat.  It is strange that no one on campus ever remembers having any contact with the young Barack.  He is the man no one ever met and no one knows. Stuck to ideas that died 60 years ago.

 

Posted by: burt at December 10, 2011 02:52 PM (OzqQM)

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