December 12, 2011

Is This Real? Perry's Got a Pulse in Iowa
— Ace

Hope springs eternal.

ARG, after polling 600 likely Republican caucus-goers over the weekend, reports that Gingrich has fallen to 22 percent support in Iowa, while Mitt Romney and Ron Paul are tied with 17 percent, and Perry has 13 percent support among respondents.

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1 Dogs and cats living together...!

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 12, 2011 03:07 PM (MMC8r)

2 I'd pay $100,000,000,000 in Argelloin Space Bucks if Ron Paul got out of the race.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at December 12, 2011 03:07 PM (DNTer)

3

This calls for a fifth of vodka.

Posted by: Diane Sawyer at December 12, 2011 03:08 PM (FP6bs)

4 Lets all hold hands together and concentrate real real hard.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 12, 2011 03:08 PM (QKKT0)

5 Many Bothans died to bring you those poll numbers.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 12, 2011 03:09 PM (QKKT0)

6 Well, he did insult gays serving their country in the US military. I'd say it's entirely possible this impressed the Iowan conservative Christian GOP voters.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 03:09 PM (YiE0S)

7 Oh it's real, ace. But is it true?

Posted by: runninrebel at December 12, 2011 03:09 PM (QiZow)

8 A Rick Perry/ Sofia Vergara ticket is a sure winner. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Lincolntf channeling Larry King at December 12, 2011 03:10 PM (Qjh0I)

9 his desire to have schools teach prayer is a deal breaker for me. You may say he just wants kids to be able to pray.......believe me, they can. I work in a public school and there is no policy to stop a kid from praying wherever and whenever they want.

Posted by: not from around here at December 12, 2011 03:11 PM (3akB4)

10 He's going to claw his way back up.  I read an interview with an Iowa paper/station where he sounded great.  His debate performances have markedly improved and he's in it for the long haul.

Posted by: observer at December 12, 2011 03:11 PM (vZqbm)

11 I'm getting better.

Posted by: Rick Perry at December 12, 2011 03:12 PM (QKKT0)

12 well, perry's not a big fan of gays so he's got my vote.

Posted by: A. Fufkin at December 12, 2011 03:12 PM (VQ0bX)

13 his desire to have schools teach prayer is a deal breaker for me. You may say he just wants kids to be able to pray.......believe me, they can. I work in a public school and there is no policy to stop a kid from praying wherever and whenever they want. Posted by: not from around here at December 12, 2011 07:11 PM

He actually wants the schools to teach prayer? I find this hard to believe. If so, it utterly disqualifies him to be President.

But I doubt he actually said that. Proof please.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 03:12 PM (YiE0S)

14 The ground is frozen in Iowa, by my intensively double checked calculations if the cat is also frozen it may indeed bounce higher than otherwise expected.

Posted by: Jimmah at December 12, 2011 03:13 PM (TMeYE)

15 This is an interesting line form the pdf of the poll- Ron Paul support among those definitely voting 16% likely to vote 32%. He's the only candidate with an inversion in that section-where more of his support coming from those less likely to do the caucus process.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2011 03:13 PM (r2PLg)

16 I think I'll go for a walk.

Posted by: Rick Perry at December 12, 2011 03:13 PM (QKKT0)

17 I don't know how many of you have read Kinky Freidman's remarks about Perry (they're friends, Kinky supports him), but this is the type of thing he was talking about.

Time will tell.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 12, 2011 03:14 PM (Qxe/p)

18 If he wants to put prayer "back" in public schools, what does that mean? Kids can already independently pray whenever they want, what else is he going for if not school led (teaching) prayer?

Posted by: not from around here at December 12, 2011 03:15 PM (3akB4)

19 Holy crap I've been hit by the full Sawyer.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2011 03:15 PM (r2PLg)

20 Rick Perry is Ultraman. He simply had to leave Earth's atmosphere for a bit, recharge his battery, and come back. Perry will be fine from now until ... oh .... October 13th when he'll flame out spectacularly.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 12, 2011 03:15 PM (h6mPj)

21 ARG is one of the worst pollsters. We should take it with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Chris at December 12, 2011 03:15 PM (FMjOm)

22 I haven't stopped shilling for Perry yet, not stopping now!

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2011 03:15 PM (KI/Ch)

23 interview with Public TV, link on name

Posted by: observer at December 12, 2011 03:15 PM (vZqbm)

24 Maybe he should come out in support of a Constitutional Amendment that gives him a majority of the IA delegates?

Posted by: runninrebel at December 12, 2011 03:15 PM (QiZow)

25 And Kwistoff II brings it.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 12, 2011 03:16 PM (MMC8r)

26 I feel happy. I feel happy.

Posted by: Rick Perry at December 12, 2011 03:17 PM (QKKT0)

27 Oh yeah!  Forcing kids into Christian Sharia'!

That is my president!

Posted by: Clarence at December 12, 2011 03:17 PM (z0HdK)

28

Perry will be fine from now until ... oh

.... October 13th

when he'll flame out spectacularly.

That would not surprise me.

It will be something like Obama's 57 states....or worse.

Of course..."8 Supreme Court Justices"wasn't exactly a confidence builder either.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 12, 2011 03:17 PM (D8lbf)

29 You only get one chance to make a first impression.
True or False?

Posted by: Seth at December 12, 2011 03:18 PM (e6MoS)

30 If he wants to put prayer "back" in public schools, what does that mean?
Posted by: not from around here at December 12, 2011 07:15 PM

So, basically, what you wrote was bullshit.

Look, I don't like Rick Perry, but you can't just accuse him on BS grounds without proof?

Allowing students to pray whenever and wherever =/= teaching children to pray.

If, as you say, they can pray whenever they want now, then a Constitutional amendment allowing them to pray should do no additional harm.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 03:19 PM (YiE0S)

31

About time.

Although when I saw that Romney was doing his (disgusting) attacks on Perry over Social Security again, I kinda wondered if Perry maybe weren't coming back again.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream, Cultist for Jesus at December 12, 2011 03:19 PM (epBek)

32 but, seriously, Back when Kerry was running I kinda/sorta liked him, but then I got to know him through the campaign and was quickly, utterly through with the guy. Perry's coming across that way - I *want* to like him and vote for him three, maybe four, times. But, geez, the words coming out of his own mouth - about the gays, the prayer stuff ... yeeezzzjjjjjjjjssssssshhhhhh If Romney pledged to not go all McCain and "Lose With Honor" but actually try and win the damn thing, I'd vote for him. for the children. specifically, my children.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 12, 2011 03:19 PM (h6mPj)

33 Uhh..wait..what?

Posted by: Diane Sawyer's cough syrup at December 12, 2011 03:19 PM (PlLjX)

34 Horrible gay-baiting combined with demeaning the military service of thousands of Americans works wonders in Iowa. Who knew?

Posted by: DCBrent at December 12, 2011 03:20 PM (zbkeA)

35 ARG is totally unreliable.  Sorry Ace, but their polling is always all over the place.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at December 12, 2011 03:20 PM (uVlA4)

36 You know what else has a pulse, baby?

Posted by: Herman Cain at December 12, 2011 03:21 PM (QiZow)

37 Back when Kerry was running I kinda/sorta liked him Dude!

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2011 03:21 PM (r2PLg)

38 Could it be post-Cain movement?

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 12, 2011 03:21 PM (MMC8r)

39

But, geez, the words coming out of his own mouth - about the gays, the prayer stuff ...

^^ This.

The constant verbal gaffes and the debate perfromances don't make his case either.  You can say that anyone can stumble like that.  That's true, anyone can. 

But "anyone" doesn't do it repeatedly, when they know what's coming, and when they've had weeks to prepare. 

All it says is, "Hi, I'm Rick Perry and I can't think on my feet."

 

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 12, 2011 03:22 PM (D8lbf)

40 33 Uhh..wait..what?

Posted by: Diane Sawyer's cough syrup at December 12, 2011 07:19 PM (PlLjX)

Say it, don't spray it...

Posted by: Diane Sawyer's xanax mixed with wine at December 12, 2011 03:22 PM (e6MoS)

41 tease.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2011 03:23 PM (h+qn8)

42 I believe Romney or Perry should be the nominee.  Of the two, I actually prefer Romney.  Now that is mainly due to the choices we have available.  Given a choice between Romney and Christie, I would take Christie.  I would take West over Romney, too.

Newt is a legislator.  Legislators make bad Presidents.  Executives make better Presidents.

Posted by: crosspatch at December 12, 2011 03:23 PM (ZbLJZ)

43 Random:  We don't need an amendment to allow kids to pray themselves. Perry wants to amend the constitution to allow for teachers to lead the class in prayer.

Posted by: Reason at December 12, 2011 03:23 PM (8s/Ek)

44 Why have an amendment for what they can do already? His Christian persecution complex is tired old bullshit.

Posted by: not from around here at December 12, 2011 03:23 PM (3akB4)

45 34 Horrible gay-baiting combined with demeaning the military service of thousands of Americans works wonders in Iowa. Who knew?

Posted by: DCBrent at December 12, 2011 07:20 PM (zbkeA)

I dunno. I just think that treating homosexuality as if it were a genuine sexual desire that would prevent barracking is less condescending than treating it as if it were some weird fetish of no consequence.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2011 03:23 PM (73tyQ)

46 Full hit of Gardisal.

Posted by: Diane Sawyer's Douche bag at December 12, 2011 03:24 PM (r2PLg)

47 PERRY! PERRY! PERRY! PERRY!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2011 03:24 PM (Ho2rs)

48 Iowa evangelicals rule the roost there

Posted by: sonnyspats at December 12, 2011 03:25 PM (I/MzF)

49 This will be the Kaiser Souzah of elections-now excuse me I have to pull my douche bag out of the oven.

Posted by: Diane Sawyer's Douche bag at December 12, 2011 03:26 PM (r2PLg)

50 What's the word on the street?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 12, 2011 03:26 PM (H/kgP)

51 A secound look at Perry, good wasn't sold on Newt but anybody would be better than the current child president.

Posted by: swamper at December 12, 2011 03:26 PM (D6Aty)

52 I still expect Perry to place 4th.  Paulbots will come out in force.  Newt will get unattached voters and Romney has a decent ground game.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2011 03:27 PM (73tyQ)

53

I work in a public school and there is no policy to stop a kid from praying wherever and whenever they want.

ESPECIALLY during finals!

Posted by: Steven Chu at December 12, 2011 03:27 PM (nyxv/)

54

Crap.  Now I have to go read and find out what Perry is actually planning to do. 

Can't see teachers leading prayer.  It would be funny to watch libs head explode at the proposal but otherwise meh.

Last productive person outta the country turn out the lights.

Posted by: AdamM at December 12, 2011 03:28 PM (bNIF9)

55 I still expect Perry to place 4th.  Paulbots will come out in force.  Newt will get unattached voters and Romney has a decent ground game.

Iowa's that caucus horseshit, right?  That makes organization a bigger deal than raw support.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 12, 2011 03:28 PM (MMC8r)

56 Dumb and Dumber ... it doesn't get any better than that.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at December 12, 2011 03:28 PM (deaac)

57 48 Iowa evangelicals rule the roost there

Posted by: sonnyspats at December 12, 2011 07:25 PM (I/MzF)

It's a decent-sized bloc and Perry's the only one who made a play for them.  A very clumsy and uncouth play, but a play nonetheless. It plays a big role in the caucuses, but in the last governor's election, the establishment guy crushed the evangelical candidate.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2011 03:29 PM (73tyQ)

58 Get back under the stairs, Clarence!

Posted by: soothie at December 12, 2011 03:29 PM (GcwH1)

59 The last stand of Governor Hot Gas

Posted by: theworldisnotenough at December 12, 2011 03:29 PM (NOFzo)

60 54

Crap. Now I have to go read and find out what Perry is actually planning to do.

Can't see teachers leading prayer. It would be funny to watch libs head explode at the proposal but otherwise meh.

Last productive person outta the country turn out the lights.

Posted by: AdamM at December 12, 2011 07:28 PM (bNIF9)

He wants it removed from the federal government and left up to state and local.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2011 03:30 PM (GULKT)

61 I can haz box of wine and turkey?

Posted by: Diane sawyers' cough syrup at December 12, 2011 03:30 PM (PlLjX)

62 i didn't see the speech Perry gave on praying, but i do know children are being told they can't wear their emblems of worship in muliple places, was that what He was referring to freedom to pray if they wanted?
not make them pray but allowqed to pray?
or wear a star of david or a cross, or a hajib?whatever

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2011 03:30 PM (h+qn8)

63 Can't see teachers leading prayer.

I can.  In schools to which students take vouchers.

But then again, I don't believe in the doctrine of incorporation, so I say it's up to the states anyway.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2011 03:30 PM (73tyQ)

64 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~ ... sure it's cold in the desert sometimes, baby .. that's why Hadji has the softest, warmest blankets this side of Medina ... just don't ... Oh, I will call you back. Hello! It is I, Hadji. Or as my friends call me, The One Who's IED Continues to Malfunction. What has two thumbs and is not Mitt Romney? Everybody except Mitt Romney. What is the difference between Newt Gingrich and Barack Obama? One is a pretentious, self-congratulatory prick who'd take the ring from Frodo if offered and wield its power for good condemning the world to a fate worse than death ... wait, that is both of them. Keep working Hadji ... you can do this, you're a professional ... difference between the two ... Obama golfs a lot more. Nailed. It. and so. Why did Newt cross the bridge? because the matches were on the other side. Newt Gingrich promised that he would remain faithful to his current wife if he were elected President. Newt did not explain to us what the definition of "faithful" was or if the latin roots of the word allowed it to mean something that we do not normally think it to mean. Sort of like "aweful" - Hadji knows that it can mean "full of awe" but that seems kind of silly to Hadji. Your English, it is a trick to me. I see the light is on .. Hadji must tell you the joke to end with a clap. Okay. Here Goes. How many stuttering clusterfucks of a miserable failure does it take to change a light bulb? The same number as it takes to ruin the United States economy, its military might, and national standing in the world. Thank You Thank You Thank You The veal is halal. Your waitresses are whores - tip them but repent later.

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at December 12, 2011 03:32 PM (h6mPj)

65 >>Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 07:19 PM (YiE0S)

The next time you go for dinner please consider staying for breakfast.

...and lunch if you're hungry

Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2011 03:32 PM (HBqDo)

66

Crap. Now I have to go read and find out what Perry is actually planning to do.

One link in my name. I don't anything about the site, just was a search result that wasn't PolitiFact.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2011 03:32 PM (XdlcF)

67 reason: Please cite that claim that he wants an "amendment permitting teachers to lead prayer in school." You can't. he didn't say that. You're making it up.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2011 03:32 PM (nj1bB)

68 Nobody's said it yet.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at December 12, 2011 03:32 PM (deaac)

69 ricky perry leading from behind. oh noes for the gays.

Posted by: newrouter at December 12, 2011 03:33 PM (xD4bD)

70 Alright how 'bout this: A Constitutional Amendment that gives me an infinite number of Constitutional Amendments?

Bam!

Posted by: Rick Perry at December 12, 2011 03:33 PM (QiZow)

71 Random:  We don't need an amendment to allow kids to pray themselves. Perry wants to amend the constitution to allow for teachers to lead the class in prayer.
Posted by: Reason at December 12, 2011 07:23 PM

I would oppose that. And I dislike Perry already. However, where is some evidence this is what he wants. If so, I clearly missed it, or I would have dumped Perry before:

Horrible gay-baiting combined with demeaning the military service of thousands of Americans works wonders in Iowa.
Posted by: DCBrent at December 12, 2011 07:20 PM (zbkeA)

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 03:33 PM (YiE0S)

72 my kids stood outside after the pledge to the flag, and a moment of silence would insue,perhaps sopme prayed some did not, just be alone with a moment of quiet ? it didn't seem to hurt anyone.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2011 03:33 PM (h+qn8)

73 Anyone want to bet 10,000 shares of Merck stock that I place better than Romney in Iowa?

Posted by: Rick "Remember the Coyote" Perry at December 12, 2011 03:33 PM (e6MoS)

74 One kid at school can pray by himself but if you get a group who try to say a prayer out loud then problems always arise. How many times have we heard that a team can not pray before a game or a student cannot give a prayer at commencement?

Posted by: swamper at December 12, 2011 03:34 PM (D6Aty)

75 While I don't support Perry as nominee, this is my position as well:

Please cite that claim that he wants an "amendment permitting teachers to lead prayer in school."

You can't. he didn't say that. You're making it up.

Another commenter also made the same claim on this thread, and didn't offer any proof when challenged.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 03:34 PM (YiE0S)

76

If he wants to put prayer "back" in public schools, what does that mean? Kids can already independently pray whenever they want

Um, you haven't been in a liberal school lately, have you.

http://en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Santa_Fe_Independent_School_Dist._v._Doe

And someone put me to some fucking knowledge about this Diane Sawyer thing

Posted by: imp at December 12, 2011 03:35 PM (UaxA0)

77 Are these prayers led in English and Spanish?

Posted by: English as second language at December 12, 2011 03:36 PM (FP6bs)

78

Rick Perry has a shot.

 

We have top men working on this.

 

Top Men.

Posted by: Hammer at December 12, 2011 03:36 PM (hVGDL)

80 Rick Perry spoke in public today. There were no survivors.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2011 03:36 PM (AF1jB)

81

Who knew the corpse of a feline could lunge vertically and attain such height after hitting so low?

Posted by: CAC at December 12, 2011 03:36 PM (oz5D/)

82 Did we just have a blog equivalence of a flash mob by some anti-social cons?

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2011 03:36 PM (GZitp)

83

Last productive person outta the country turn out the lights.

 

 

By my calculations, that's going to happen on March 19th, 1987.

Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2011 03:37 PM (I2LwF)

84 Oh and when he talks about going around the country and pushing for that amendment and at the same time pushing for the balanced budget amendment.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2011 03:39 PM (GULKT)

85

“I happen to believe that should be a local decision. That’s not the Supreme Court’s decision to be telling Americans when and how they should pray.”

In an effort to appeal to Christian voters – especially in Iowa – Perry said if elected president he would travel the country making the case for a constitutional amendment to allow school prayer.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2011 03:39 PM (h+qn8)

86

From my link:

In the 1962 landmark case Engel v. Vitale, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the New York school district violated studentsÂ’ First Amendment rights by requiring that they pray in the classroom prior to the start of each school day.

However, Perry takes exception to the high courtÂ’s ruling.

“I happen to believe that should be a local decision. That’s not the Supreme Court’s decision to be telling Americans when and how they should pray.”

So he wants it to be a local issue and therefore we need a Constitutional amendment. That makes my head hurt, but even if I was really against the idea, it's not like he can sign a decree his first day in office to do it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2011 03:39 PM (XdlcF)

87 Who knew the corpse of a feline could lunge vertically and attain such height after hitting so low?

Perry doesn't have a campaign. He has a Kinetic Political Action.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 12, 2011 03:39 PM (QKKT0)

88 Thanks for the link, Mama AJ:

In the 1962 landmark case Engel v. Vitale, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the New York school district violated studentsÂ’ First Amendment rights by requiring that they pray in the classroom prior to the start of each school day.

However, Perry takes exception to the high courtÂ’s ruling.

“I happen to believe that should be a local decision. That’s not the Supreme Court’s decision to be telling Americans when and how they should pray.”

Okay, you've sold me. Perry's position is bullcrap. The Supreme Court had it right!

Students shouldn't be required to pray, not even as a "local decision". The ONLY person who should be making that decision is the student themself!

Perry sucks, dude.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 03:39 PM (YiE0S)

89 He's not dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at December 12, 2011 03:40 PM (eVoe9)

90 Likely, hes picking up the socons LoverMan Cain cut loose.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 12, 2011 03:40 PM (MMC8r)

91

wow, Romney's still afraid of Perry.  That or the Romneybots have "attack Perry" written into their contracts for the pay per comment provision.  

That right there is organization, thematic consistency, and multiple shills in the crowd. 

Well done, campaign staffers!




Posted by: imp at December 12, 2011 03:41 PM (UaxA0)

92

And someone put me to some fucking knowledge about this Diane Sawyer thing

Some say she did not give the appearance of being sober while moderating the debate the other night. I can offer no opinion cuz I wasn't drunk enough to watch it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2011 03:41 PM (XdlcF)

93 Please cite that claim that he wants an "amendment permitting teachers to lead prayer in school."


Her's a link stating Perry wants "organized" prayer in school.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 12, 2011 03:41 PM (H/kgP)

94 And someone put me to some fucking knowledge about this Diane Sawyer thing

She was a moderator for the debate this weekend, and was slurring her words.  She appeared to be drunk.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2011 03:41 PM (SY2Kh)

95 70 Alright how 'bout this: A Constitutional Amendment that gives me an infinite number of Constitutional Amendments?

Pop culture quiz: And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes.  What was the movie.  Hint: if you know, you have kids.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2011 03:41 PM (6TB1Z)

96 Rick Perry's as strong as he's gonna get in Iowa. He's been buying TONS of tv ads, so it's not surprising that he's ticked up. He actually comes across very well in a produced spot, unlike his debates. But there's nothing to suggest he'll zoom ahead. He's still a gonner, he's just not broke (yet).

Posted by: Cornfed at December 12, 2011 03:42 PM (e32nw)

97

If Perry can surge enough to keep Paul to 3rd or worse, that is enough for me.

Perry's numbers nationally, within the party and amongst the general electorate, are absolutely fucking atrocious. Sub-30% approval in swing states. That collapse though has more to do with his campaign than the man himself, whose numbers were fantastic heading into his candidate announcement.

If he can figure out how magnets work, he can recover.

There is also a chance, Ace, that Christina Hendricks walks into your house and says shes leaving the stoner from SuperTroopers.

There is a category for such chances.

Posted by: CAC at December 12, 2011 03:42 PM (oz5D/)

98

Although the 1962 ruling did ban organized prayer in public schools, several states do allow students to pray during school hours.

Carol Greta, general counsel for the Iowa Department of Education, said children in public schools are allowed to pray. However, she said the primary issue is that school employees may not coerce or force students to pray in school.

In Texas, school systems are mandated to provide a minute of silence each morning for children to pray on their own if they so desire.


hmm the only problem i would see is if school had to be stopped to allow prayer.

is that saying this?

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2011 03:42 PM (h+qn8)

99 In the other commenters defense, Rick Perry may not have known what he was saying about the amendment for school prayer. I read his words - no proposed language - just a "kids should be able to pray in school anytime they like" - which is ... vague. I don't know if this is a reaction to the Meet Me At The Flagpole stuff ... if kids can organize themselves into prayer groups to pray corporately. Kids are allowed to pray - the ACLU (gasp!) has a commonsensical explanation of the "kids can pray" stuff. My problem is that Perry's either being too cute by half and not 'splaining himself or his positions. or he may not know his position and is just "sure, I'm fer it." when somebody says something he personally likes. -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 12, 2011 03:42 PM (h6mPj)

100 That or the Romneybots have "attack Perry" written into their contracts for the pay per comment provision.

Look at Perry's polling. It's organic.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 03:43 PM (YiE0S)

101 dr spank the link shows that gabe put that in his post....that is not what the linked article said

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2011 03:43 PM (Ho2rs)

102 ARG, after polling 600 likely Republican caucus-goers over the weekend...
________

Can't help but wonder if they refer to corporate headquarters as "The Castle ARG".

Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2011 03:43 PM (xGZ+b)

103 So we are just one heartbeat away from conceding the entire election with yet another "Oops" moment? Sigh...

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2011 03:43 PM (KyJNR)

104

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 12, 2011 07:41 PM (H/kgP)

You're actually trusting a post Gabe wrote as being factual and informed?

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2011 03:43 PM (GULKT)

105 Can we start calling him Thick Perry? It seems to fit, unfortunately. As for the Diane Sawyer thing at the debate, I don't know about that but she was obviously intoxicated on air when during Barry's inauguration festivities.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2011 03:44 PM (AF1jB)

106 You really want public school teachers leading prayers? Look what they did to math, English and history.... "Dear Lord, bless your Son and our Savior, Barack Obama.... And dear God, please make the public support our latest request for a levy increase."

Posted by: notropis at December 12, 2011 03:44 PM (cjcCc)

107

There is also a chance, Ace, that Christina Hendricks walks into your house and says shes leaving the stoner from SuperTroopers.  There is a category for such chances.


Oh, yeah, like that never happens. 

Posted by: Will Folkes at December 12, 2011 03:44 PM (6TB1Z)

108 ~/ don't call it a comeback ... /~

Posted by: School Prayer at December 12, 2011 03:44 PM (h6mPj)

109

American Research Group?

They bounce a good bit. They seem great in New England, but their record is a bit shaky outside of that region. Sort of like Quinnipiac in the mid-atlantic vs the rest of the country.

Posted by: CAC at December 12, 2011 03:44 PM (oz5D/)

110

This is a canard:  a conservative candidate, or one who wants to sound conservative, immediately goes full retard and demands a Constitutional amendment.

It's a twofer:  It convinces people who are amenable to the amendment that you're completely.  fucking.  serious., and also allows the vast middle to completely ignore the proclaimation, on account of, it's virtually impossible to pass even a very popular Constitutional amendment.

Of course, when the targetted constituency comes knocking about getting that amendment process fired up, the president can (correctly) say that the president can only suggest, not legislate, an amendment of this nature.

Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2011 03:44 PM (I2LwF)

111 We wager 100,000,000 quatloos that our thrall Ron Paul will win...

Posted by: The Gamesters of Triskelion at December 12, 2011 03:44 PM (GaIwz)

112 >>You're actually trusting a post Gabe wrote as being factual and informed?


I believe everything I read here.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 12, 2011 03:45 PM (H/kgP)

113 Newt peaked just a little too soon. Enough primary voters are waking up and realizing "what are we about to DO?" to prevent him from running away from the thing.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 12, 2011 03:45 PM (MBAxd)

114 Tune into RogerHedgecock dot com now for Breitbart ragging on Beck. Probably deservedly so. Link in name.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 12, 2011 03:45 PM (Qjh0I)

115 I've been holding out hope with Perry for awhile now, but it's just pathetic at this point. Talking about constitutional amendments and school prayer are just gimmicks, it reeks of desperation and sets him up on a tee for the media to destroy him if by some miracle he ever did become the nominee.

Posted by: andrew at December 12, 2011 03:45 PM (5PdYy)

116 Even a blind squirrel searches long enough they find an acorn.

Posted by: Mister Money at December 12, 2011 03:46 PM (wN82N)

117 100 That or the Romneybots have "attack Perry" written into their contracts for the pay per comment provision.

Nah, we only do that for candidates that have a prayer of winning.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2011 03:46 PM (6TB1Z)

118 Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) on Keystone pipeline: It would be a shame to rush this through as a political payoff for the Koch Brothers. @

Posted by: Miss'80s at December 12, 2011 03:46 PM (d6QMz)

119 Hi everyone, I am back from my beautiful trip to upstate Vermont. I was hoping for Presadent Obama to attend are rally, but he was too busy fixing Bush's problems. I think Perry is an idiot compared to Presdent Obama. Just look at him, another dufess cowboy from Tex-Ass. No sir, I trust Presdant Obama with my future. Everyone have a great Obama 2012 evening  :-)

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 12, 2011 03:46 PM (Te1S8)

120 Thanks, Dr. Spank, buzzion, Mama AJ, and even the two that brought it up without links, not from around here and Reason.

You were right. I was wrong, and Ace was wrong. There is proof to support your position. Rick Perry wants organized prayer in school.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 03:46 PM (YiE0S)

121 I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope

Posted by: Mindy at December 12, 2011 03:47 PM (/3vIi)

122

My problem is that Perry's either being too cute by half and not 'splaining himself or his positions.

My most-favorable take on it is that he's trying to show the kind of guy he is, the way he'd want things to be, blah blah. As President, he has no control of amendments, so if you're against this one, just roll your eyes and don't worry about it.

I'm guessing he's pro apple pie, too. 

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2011 03:47 PM (XdlcF)

123

You were right. I was wrong, and Ace was wrong. There is proof to support your position. Rick Perry wants organized prayer in school.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 07:46 PM (YiE0S)

Ok so then provide the link that Perry says he wants teachers leading prayer in school.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2011 03:48 PM (GULKT)

124 114 Tune into RogerHedgecock dot com now for Breitbart ragging on Beck. Probably deservedly so. Link in name.     Fucking Breitbart, he confuses me so.  He looks and sounds like a San Fransisco homosexual, and yet he is such a goddamned awesome news and comment man...

Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2011 03:49 PM (I2LwF)

125

It's a twofer:  It convinces people who are amenable to the amendment that you're completely.  fucking.  serious., and also allows the vast middle to completely ignore the proclaimation, on account of, it's virtually impossible to pass even a very popular Constitutional amendment.

And here we have the not-so-most-favorable take on it!

I can see grumbling about it, but to say "I would have loooovvvved Perry except for this" would be a little hard for me to understand.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2011 03:49 PM (XdlcF)

126

You're actually trusting a post Gabe wrote as being factual and informed?

Obviously it's the source material linked in Gabe's post that makes it believable, not Gabe's opinion itself. Fox News Sunday with Rick Perry himself doing the honors.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 03:50 PM (YiE0S)

127 As a Hayek free market liberal - I support Willard Romney!

Then - nothing would get accomplished.

Posted by: Clarence at December 12, 2011 03:50 PM (z0HdK)

128 Has anyone else noticed that Newt is now within 6 points of Romney on Intrade?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at December 12, 2011 03:50 PM (uVlA4)

129 random wow.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2011 03:50 PM (Ho2rs)

130

As President, he has no control of amendments, so if you're against this one, just roll your eyes and don't worry about it.

I'm guessing he's pro apple pie, too.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2011 07:47 PM (XdlcF)

Besides having the Bully-pulpit and being able to go around the country and drum up support for it.  Which is what he said he'd do, right along with a balanced budget amendment.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2011 03:50 PM (GULKT)

131 Gays are like the Paulbots.

ANY HINT that a commenter doesn't actively and excitedly condone their disgusting choices brings them flocking with cries of suppression .



Posted by: actual conservatives at December 12, 2011 03:50 PM (Zw/H7)

132 Jim Carey married her and saw her nekid.

I need more Guinness.

Posted by: sifty at December 12, 2011 03:50 PM (WsOiK)

133 I'm guessing he's pro apple pie, too.

Well, that fries it.
First Labradors over Sheepdogs.
Now it's Apple over Blueberry.

No way.  We need a true conservative.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 12, 2011 03:50 PM (Qxe/p)

134 You know what this means, don't you? 

Iowans love puppies. 

Posted by: Y-not, Vote for Rick or the puppy gets it at December 12, 2011 03:50 PM (5H6zj)

135 Seems Perry has the perpetually offended, well, offended. So he has my vote. 1st Amendment bitches. You can engage in all sorts of behavior, we have every right to tell you, nope, don't approve.

Posted by: Lord Humungus at December 12, 2011 03:51 PM (Yv6gq)

136 She was a moderator for the debate this weekend, and was slurring her words.  She appeared to be drunk.

I'm not drunk.  I'm retarded, wingnut.  And you owe me an apology.

Posted by: Diane Sawyer at December 12, 2011 03:51 PM (QKKT0)

137

I just don't understand Ace on Twitter saying he prefers Mitt now for his electability. Everything says he just isn't liked period.

And I read that Savage has offered Newt 1MM to drop out of the race so Mittens can win. Because of his "Electability".

Posted by: Tendstl at December 12, 2011 03:51 PM (kb15i)

138 Who knew the corpse of a feline could lunge vertically and attain such height after hitting so low?

When the rest of the field is dren, and people are desperate, anything can happen. 


Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 12, 2011 03:51 PM (oP4gk)

139 Hardline anti-fisting militant Rick Perry seems unpopular here. Buttressed by bombastic bolsho-buttpluggery, Gingrich and Romney discharge yeastly RINOism, "clitty litter" -like crypto-communism clinging to the proper white cotton parentally-laden panties of the body politic. Only Ron Paul is an authentic *patriotic* America-First conservative.

Posted by: ICBM/Buttplug Matrix Investigator at December 12, 2011 03:51 PM (xx2Hb)

140 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2011 03:52 PM (7WJOC)

141 127

You're actually trusting a post Gabe wrote as being factual and informed?

Obviously it's the source material linked in Gabe's post that makes it believable, not Gabe's opinion itself. Fox News Sunday with Rick Perry himself doing the honors.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 07:50 PM (YiE0S)

Nice link to CNN you have there.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2011 03:52 PM (GULKT)

142 OT
Anybody in the DC area feel a tremor yesterday?  Nothing to worry about, it was only Michelle Obama helping break world record for jumping jacks , I do not denounce myself.

Posted by: Red Shirt at December 12, 2011 03:52 PM (FIDMq)

143 I didn't see where it said He would wanted Led prayer, just allow if the children wanted to pray.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2011 03:52 PM (h+qn8)

144 His fourth Constitutional Amendment will be to make everything "Hunky-Dory."

Posted by: runninrebel at December 12, 2011 03:52 PM (QiZow)

145 @7 Oh it's real, ace. But is it true?

Posted by: runninrebel at December 12, 2011 07:09 PM (QiZow)

It may be true, but is it accurate?

Posted by: Mister Money at December 12, 2011 03:52 PM (wN82N)

146 Could somebody 'splain to me how Ace could switch from Perry to Romney?

Does not compute.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 12, 2011 03:53 PM (Qxe/p)

147 I am also polling well in Iowa. But I heard some roast beef is now on a roll so who knows.

Posted by: Ham Sandwich at December 12, 2011 03:53 PM (V6pJz)

148

Well, that fries it.
First Labradors over Sheepdogs.
Now it's Apple over Blueberry.

No way.  We need a true conservative.

 

True Conservatives catalogue their favorite pies in alphabetical order.  Starting with Cherry.

Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2011 03:53 PM (I2LwF)

149

Ok so then provide the link that Perry says he wants teachers leading prayer in school.

He wants a 1962 Supreme Court decision which required children to pray overturned. He wants a return to organized prayer.

Same difference.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 03:53 PM (YiE0S)

150 Voting for me in the primaries should be left up to individual states.

Posted by: Rick Perry at December 12, 2011 03:53 PM (J8uGt)

151 I just don't understand Ace on Twitter saying he prefers Mitt now for his electability.

What's so hard to understand about wanting Obama gone? 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 12, 2011 03:53 PM (oP4gk)

152

Only Ron Paul is an authentic *patriotic* insane America-First conservative.

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 12, 2011 03:53 PM (D8lbf)

153 definitely Not mincemeat

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2011 03:54 PM (h+qn8)

154 steevy is a gay-fag.

I know from 10 posts here.

Posted by: Clarence at December 12, 2011 03:54 PM (z0HdK)

155 Posted by: ICBM/Buttplug Matrix Investigator at December 12, 2011 07:51 PM (xx2Hb)

Thanks for contributing.  And be sure to pick up your free box of Rice-a-Roni on the way out.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 12, 2011 03:54 PM (QKKT0)

156 Could somebody 'splain to me how Ace could switch from Perry to Romney?

A Mormon girl smiled at him.  He folded.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 12, 2011 03:55 PM (MMC8r)

157 Could somebody 'splain to me how Ace could switch from Perry to Romney?

A desperation to be right more frantic than a wet cat in a mailbox.

Just spitballin.

Posted by: sifty at December 12, 2011 03:56 PM (WsOiK)

158

Yeah, well, no matter what happens I'll either be staying home and not voting or voting directly for Obama.  The key thing is making sure the field is clear for Sarah Palin to run in 2016.  Without the Sarah there's no point in having a presidency.  Besides, if Obama wins then we can impeach him.  This is important, since those RINO pukes don't have the guts to impeach a RINO president, like Bushleague.  So the whole strategy is to get the Democrat reelected so we can impeach him.  Like the Newt did with Clinton.  I liked that.  It was red meat and I'm hungry.  When Obama gets impeached we'll have won, or at least sent our message or whatever.  I'm looking forward to that.  Same holds true for the rapture.   

Palin-O'Donnell, '16.

Posted by: Totally Irrational Political Malcontent at December 12, 2011 03:56 PM (f8XyF)

159 What's so hard to understand about wanting Obama gone?

It's one of those ten thousand dollar questions.
I explained it in my book, but that was the first edition.
Part of a 59 point plan, clearly laid out.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 12, 2011 03:56 PM (Qxe/p)

160

Only Ron Paul is an authentic *patriotic* insane America Betelgeuse-First conservative.


FIFY.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at December 12, 2011 03:56 PM (MMC8r)

161 A Mormon girl smiled at him.  He folded.

Well technically she asked him if he wanted to buy some nice oak furniture, but he knew what she really meant.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2011 03:56 PM (6TB1Z)

162 151

Ok so then provide the link that Perry says he wants teachers leading prayer in school.

He wants a 1962 Supreme Court decision which required children to pray overturned. He wants a return to organized prayer.

Same difference.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 07:53 PM (YiE0S)

Again nice link to CNN you have there dumbass.  That ruling has been used as the precedent for more than just stopping required school prayer. 

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2011 03:56 PM (GULKT)

163 It's fairly bleak but Perry does still have a chance.If he gets solidly into the top 3 and Newt starts fucking up Newtlike,he could be the antiRomney.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2011 03:57 PM (7WJOC)

164 Could somebody 'splain to me how Ace could switch from Perry to Romney?

Does not compute.

It does if you start from the assumption that Perry has fallen too far behind to be a contender.  In that scenario it's a choice between Newt and Romney.

Neither are particularly conservative and they otherwise suck in their own special way, but Romney has the edge in that he's electable.  Newt... not so much.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2011 03:57 PM (SY2Kh)

165 who is this random troll?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2011 03:57 PM (Ho2rs)

166 A Mormon girl smiled at him.  He folded.

AGAIN?

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 12, 2011 03:57 PM (Qxe/p)

167 We need to get off the gay issue, it's a loser. I think of it like this: Do I want to have gay sex? nope Do other people want to have gay sex? yup Do I have to if they do? nope Do I have to watch? nope Do I have to divorce my wife if they get married? nope Can straight people still get to marry each other? yup What's the big deal? I'm failing to see the problem here, other than religious objections. Religious objections to activities that don't cause me bodily injury or cost me money. I see no need to make laws based on religious preferences. That my friends, is Sharia.

Posted by: not from around here at December 12, 2011 03:57 PM (3akB4)

168 Okay, who's socking Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vermont? She can't possibly be a real person.

Posted by: Mindy at December 12, 2011 03:57 PM (/3vIi)

169 Is anyone currently pushing an amendment to put school in school?

......cuz I could back that one without a whole lot of research

Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2011 03:57 PM (HBqDo)

170

maybe T-Paw can comeback too...

come back T-Paw, comeback (sniffles)

 

 

good lord, i start to think this blog is regaining it's senses and then this.

 Perry isn't very bright, very honest, or very conservative... let. it. go.

Posted by: shoey at December 12, 2011 03:57 PM (m6OUa)

171 I have always maintained that Perry just needs to not become fringe before the other fringe drops out.  I sent him some more money this evening to keep him going.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at December 12, 2011 03:57 PM (GTbGH)

172 Great. Gabe's homunculus Random is here to wail about the dastardly attack on the hundreds of thousands of fabulous gay soldiers that Rick Perry wants rounded up and put in camps. Give it a rest already. Nobody's fucking buying. Gays are offended? Knock me over with a rainbow dildo. Gays are ALWAYS offended. Gays serve honorably? Guess who also served honorably? Rick Fucking Perry. But I guess your opinion doesn't count if you're unfamiliar with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2011 03:57 PM (0yt4x)

173 One explanation: Perry doesn't want the nomination.

What idiot would actually want that job?

Posted by: actual conservatives at December 12, 2011 03:58 PM (Zw/H7)

174 Ron Paul for President

Posted by: Ron Paul for President at December 12, 2011 03:58 PM (504J+)

175
I don't know about any poll by a firm named Arrrrrrgghhh!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2011 03:58 PM (JYheX)

176 Purple Avenger, how the heck have you been?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2011 03:59 PM (XdlcF)

177 Perry is a Wahhabi Christian.

Kids don't need to be brainwashed - no matter the religious shit poured into their skulls.

Posted by: Clarence at December 12, 2011 03:59 PM (z0HdK)

178 I feel a little like Winston Wolf

Posted by: Joffen at December 12, 2011 03:59 PM (/qO9Z)

179 I'm very popular at the Ace of Shovels website.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 12, 2011 03:59 PM (2YIVk)

180 His comeback partly rests on the, plausible, claim that his early poor performance was due to his recent back surgery (think he had his spine fused or something). Fatigue, pain from standing during the debates.

Unmentioned is the likelihood that he's had to take some pain pills, muscle relaxants. Which might explain his occasional "goofiness."

Of course, if your defense is  -- I don't suck, it just seemed like I suck because of my crippling physical infirmities and the powerfully narcotic pain meds I take .... that raised other issues.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at December 12, 2011 04:00 PM (QcFbt)

181

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2011 07:57 PM (Ho2rs)

A troll in the mold of your favorite cat lady

Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2011 04:00 PM (HBqDo)

182 lol Exactly, Clubber Lang. Funny, but also Perry's best argument.

Posted by: Random at December 12, 2011 04:00 PM (YiE0S)

183 His comeback partly rests on the, plausible, claim that his early poor performance was due to his recent back surgery (think he had his spine fused or something).

No kidding?
I thought they removed it if you were running for president.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 12, 2011 04:01 PM (Qxe/p)

184
Perry is the Tim Tebow of the race.  Evangelical, Runs a terrible campaign, wins alot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2011 04:03 PM (JYheX)

185

@54

Crap.  Now I have to go read and find out what Perry is actually planning to do. 

Can't see teachers leading prayer.  It would be funny to watch libs head explode at the proposal but otherwise meh.

Last productive person outta the country turn out the lights.

Posted by: AdamM at December 12, 2011 07:28 PM (bNIF9)

When I was a kid I was a traveling military brat and in one of the schools in the south I attended there was a daily salute to the flag, then the lords prayer, in a public school. And you called the teachers "Yes Sir or Maam" , were respectful to them and your fellow students, and obeyed the rules, or got a "swat" or two.

Didn't hurt me at all.

Posted by: Mister Money at December 12, 2011 04:03 PM (wN82N)

186 Turn on CBS right now, play "who would you do?" between the two waitresses. Brunette wins. That is all.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 12, 2011 04:03 PM (Qjh0I)

187 @ 174 HOLD FAST

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2011 04:03 PM (PLHIl)

188 Are we back to the "Mitt is more electable" theme? Isn't this where we started out a few months ago?

Posted by: GMB who has killed the ONT at least 5 times. at December 12, 2011 04:04 PM (wY55N)

189 After sticking it in the orifice of oligarchy, Newt and Mitt wave the stinkfinger of socialism beneath the nostrils of the neo-con nabobs; with rich undertones of fiat-finangled phanta-financial fortune and a bold warmongering finish. Lamarckian lickpouches lapping at the sac of socialism, knowingly & needingly nom-noming the taint of terrorist-baiting trannies. War, fisting, and debt.

Posted by: ICBM/Buttplug Matrix Investigator at December 12, 2011 04:04 PM (xx2Hb)

190 >>119 Hi everyone, I am back from my beautiful trip to upstate Vermont. I

heh.  Bad sock puppeting effort.

No one in Vermont calls it "upstate."  It's the northeast kingdom. 

Posted by: Y-not, Vote for Rick or the puppy gets it at December 12, 2011 04:05 PM (5H6zj)

191 Pain pills, heroin, head injury, grandmother died, whatever. The guy needs to show that he can talk and offer something besides Constitutional Amendments if he expects to be reconsidered.

It's just so hard to get past what a monumental disaster  and a disappointment his campaign has been thus far.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 12, 2011 04:05 PM (QiZow)

192 troll?

because I don't like (steevy)  - some punk who spits out the same diseased shit every 10 minutes?

I have seen parrots with larger vocabularies. 

"steevy" is a fucking moron.

Posted by: Clarence at December 12, 2011 04:05 PM (z0HdK)

193

Besides having the Bully-pulpit and being able to go around the country and drum up support for it.  Which is what he said he'd do, right along with a balanced budget amendment.

Yeh, still a million times better than Obama going around bully-pulpit-ing about health care "reform". Plus, he might just be too busy cleaning up messes in D.C. to get around to it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2011 04:05 PM (XdlcF)

194 @173
Thank you!

*flashes boobehs for Empire of Jeff*

Posted by: Y-not, Vote for Rick or the puppy gets it at December 12, 2011 04:06 PM (5H6zj)

195
Sweater Puppy 2012!

What?  We already have a couple of boobs in the WH.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2011 04:07 PM (JYheX)

196 There is nothing wrong with women dressing like truck drivers. And playing softball. And impersonating Kevin James while sitting on the Supreme Court. And two dudes sharing an apartment is now marriage. Just because. Please ignore the old stuffy "traditional" definition that has held since recorded history.

Posted by: Lord Humungus at December 12, 2011 04:07 PM (Yv6gq)

197 169 One problem is that marriage is not just a symbol of your attachment to another person. It requires male and female in complement. When people of the same sex join their lives, it is not a marriage. It's no skin off my nose if gay people want to pretend they are married. It only becomes an issue if I am required to pretend they are married. Legalizing gay "marriage" means we must acknowledge the relationship as a marriage even though it isn't.

Posted by: Mindy at December 12, 2011 04:07 PM (/3vIi)

198 Friends with benefits is an awful movie

Posted by: Joffen at December 12, 2011 04:09 PM (/qO9Z)

199

In more important news:

www dot ElfYourself dot com.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2011 04:09 PM (XdlcF)

200 What's so hard to understand about wanting Obama gone? 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 12, 2011 07:53 PM (oP4gk)

 

Why is it people never quote everything you say?

As I finished, Romney is not liked period. Have read a few articles from our side pointing out this fact. How many elections does this guy have to lose for the "electability myth" to finally sink in? Its as if the default position is:

Newt = not electable

Mitt =  solid winner

The base can't stand this guy, is it politcal pros position that no matter who wins the primary the base will automatically become enthusiastic? FTR, if Mittens wins the primary, I will phonebank and go door to door. I don't care who it is, except Paul. But I know many that won't be enthused.

Posted by: Tendstl at December 12, 2011 04:14 PM (kb15i)

201 "Traditional" is always best........I don't follow. It used to be tradition to marry your cousin. Doesn't mean it's right just because that's how its always been done.

Posted by: not from around here at December 12, 2011 04:14 PM (3akB4)

202 Gotta once again agree with the Empire of Jeff on this one.

The homophobe/racist/whatever shit is old. Doesn't even make the meter tremble off of zero anymore.

Perry is in it until he wins or loses. I feel no desperation to be right about who wins next November.

But I will remember all the talking heads who called me names like an Irishman.

Posted by: sifty at December 12, 2011 04:15 PM (WsOiK)

203 I'm pro-steevy.

Posted by: sifty at December 12, 2011 04:15 PM (WsOiK)

204 In point of fact, and not to diminish ace's political astuteness - given the current course and direction of the economy and foreign affairs - ANYBODY we nominate could (and would) beat Obama. Seriously. Obama has a record now. Obama has positions now. Obama HAD both the House and Senate with unbelievably high majorities. Obama will step on his dick during this campaign - a lot - and, given his pasttime of choice - he'll be wearing golf spikes while doing so. If he doesn't do it - Biden will. Hell Biden will step on both of their dicks - simultaneously. It's not 'in the bag' and we have to tend to our knitting, but this 'ace agonistes' stuff is unseemly. _

Posted by: School Prayer at December 12, 2011 04:15 PM (h6mPj)

205 damn sock. UNSEEMLY! _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 12, 2011 04:16 PM (h6mPj)

206 But I know many that won't be enthused.

Well there you go, let's nominate Newt so you're "enthused" because that's all that matters. These are fucking politicians why anybody would be "enthused" with any of them is beyond me.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2011 04:18 PM (GZitp)

207 "steevy" is a fucking moron.

You say that like it's a bad thing, dickbreath.

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at December 12, 2011 04:20 PM (GTbGH)

208 Hope springs eternal

Keep fuckin' that windmill, Ace.

Posted by: No, I meant keep tilting at chickens -- no wait, oh dammit at December 12, 2011 04:20 PM (PxzSs)

209 80s commercial break: ~/ Fall Into The ...

Posted by: Enthusiasm Gap /~ at December 12, 2011 04:20 PM (h6mPj)

210 204 "Traditional" is always best........I don't follow.
It used to be tradition to marry your cousin. Doesn't mean it's right just because that's how its always been done.

Posted by: not from around here at December 12, 2011 08:14 PM (3akB4)

Bad example, given that there doesn't seem to be any real downside to marrying one's cousin, pop culture opinion to the contrary.

As for the substance of you comment, shouldn't those who wish to change a traditional custom have the burden of proving that doing so will improve matters, particularly one as integral to a society as marriage?

Posted by: Grey Fox, team Solomon Kane at December 12, 2011 04:23 PM (sEvRn)

211

Electability

These are fucking politicians why anybody would be "enthused" with any of them is beyond me.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2011 08:18 PM (GZitp)

Well you know, those people that actually canvas and phonebank and put up signs in yards? They don't do it because they hate it.

 

 

Posted by: Tendstl at December 12, 2011 04:27 PM (kb15i)

212 Wow, so Perry throws 3 years of hard work, getting libertarian conservatives on board with the Republican agenda out the window with one cheap shot add and we're HAPPY about this?

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at December 12, 2011 04:28 PM (kPudl)

213 Random: You're welcome. I actually wish I was wrong on this.

Posted by: Reason at December 12, 2011 04:35 PM (8s/Ek)

214 _________________
Ace,

As a default-Romney supporter I was initially hard on Perry's poor debate performances. And while of the entire field my fantasy pick is Santorum, I still default to Romney as the best practical choice. 

But let me just say that if I could a push a button that would magically make Rick Perry the nominee in exchange for ending the nightmare scenario of running Gingrich in a general election: my fucking finger would broke from repeatedly stabbing that button.






Posted by: Dave at December 12, 2011 04:40 PM (SV650)

215 Perry has got to stop saying things like "Country of Solyndra" and get his stuff together. Seriously, he's letting the whole country down, he's got to get on the ball.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 12, 2011 04:44 PM (r4wIV)

216 ______________

Ace,

And I say that in full awareness of Perry's recent lapse on the 8 vs 9 Supreme Court Justices and the difficulty in recalling Sotomayora's name.



Posted by: Dave at December 12, 2011 04:45 PM (SV650)

217 As we all know, Obama really is for gay marriage (even though he pretends not to be, for electoral reasons). Now surely Obama, the most pro-American president evah, would never support something that would undermine our society, would he?

Oh, and in completely unrelated news, many other social radicals who have been working to destroy the family unit and everything good are also big pushers of gay marriage. Just like Obama.

So I get giggles when "conservatives" hold the same position on gay marriage as Obama and fellow radicals. Tee-hee.

Posted by: Llorta at December 12, 2011 04:45 PM (qAxLS)

218 Oh my... Ron Paul victory?

Posted by: Elize Nayden at December 12, 2011 04:49 PM (97AKa)

219 In other news, Perry's ad didn't actually attack gays, much less gay soldiers. Seriously, watch the ad and pay careful attention. His point isn't that: gays are icky. He makes a contrast: how can we allow something controversial (gays openly serving in the military) while refusing to allow something that isn't controversial (children celebrating Christmas). Perry is pointing out the Obama administration's hypocrisy.

But all y'all "conservatives" keep believing the lie that the radical gay agenda folks are sellin' ya.

Posted by: Llorta at December 12, 2011 04:49 PM (qAxLS)

220 Oh hai.
I stumbled into the bash Perry thread.
I'll pass.  Too many trolls.

Kthxbi

Posted by: mpfs at December 12, 2011 04:49 PM (HmZoH)

221 Perry's not for mandating school prayer, btw. What Perry is against is the Supreme Court telling schools that they can't have organized prayer. Perry believes that should be left to the communities to decide.

I know, right? How liberal can you be, wanting local communities to have the final say, rather than everything being micro-managed by the feds. Oh the horror!

And for those who are just oh so horrified at the thought of public schools have official prayers, because this would supposedly violate the Constitution, know that each session of Congress begins with a prayer offered by a preacher that is PAID to do so. Since the 1700s.

oh noz

Posted by: Llorta at December 12, 2011 04:54 PM (qAxLS)

222 End the confusion, and go with the only true conservative candidate.

Bob Dole can promise 4 solid hours of campaigning per day.

Posted by: Bob Dole! at December 12, 2011 05:04 PM (qVUxp)

223 Wow i really found this to be an interesting read; thanks for sharing

Posted by: 1,000 Places to See Before You Die ePub at December 12, 2011 05:15 PM (NIv3S)

224 All of this is unfolding exactly as I have foreseen. Newt boots out Mitt. Perry hangs in and slowly wears Newt down to a nub. Perry spanks Ebola.

Posted by: Darth eman at December 12, 2011 05:17 PM (HUEsn)

225 Perry has a pulse! Atheists and fags hardest hit! "libertarian conservatives" - 2 words that never go together

Posted by: White RB at December 12, 2011 05:46 PM (LrLv1)

226 Could somebody 'splain to me how Ace could switch from Perry to Romney?

If you're desperate enough to support one of the current crop, you're desperate enough to support any of them.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 12, 2011 05:47 PM (baC5d)

227 I donÂ’t usually add my comments, but I will in this case. Nice work. I look forward to reading more.

Posted by: Sketching Light epub at December 12, 2011 06:07 PM (hy0BP)

228 Thanks for sharing, please keep an update about this info. love to read it more. i like this site too much.

Posted by: Something to Hold ePub at December 12, 2011 06:21 PM (z18f4)

229 i'm gonna have to put you guys on suicide watch when Perry drops out

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at December 12, 2011 06:27 PM (HhCkU)

230 i'm gonna have to put you guys on suicide watch when Perry drops out

He'll last until Super Tuesday, March 6th.

*crosses fingers*

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna with tattooed knuckles at December 12, 2011 06:37 PM (GTbGH)

231

Ron Paul, about to hit flavor of the week and outpoll Romney.

Posted by: Entropy at December 12, 2011 06:43 PM (TLNYf)

232

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Posted by: Entropy at December 12, 2011 06:43 PM (TLNYf)

233 Look... So long as it's not Romney I'm sure it will all work out.

Posted by: Entropy at December 12, 2011 06:51 PM (TLNYf)

234 OK.. Don't panic about the prayer thingy. If he hasn't done it down here he won't anywhere else K?

Texas does not have a prayer thingy in it's constitution but we do have a balanced budget amendment and Perry led on that.

Posted by: The State of Texas at December 12, 2011 09:11 PM (tBMfq)

235
I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

Posted by: French Ducks in Venice ePub at December 12, 2011 10:38 PM (5wI0l)

236 Why count Rick out? He does have the nuclear option. If he really wants to lead, be popular, and be the president of a United States. Follow through with your secession threat, Rick. More than three quarters of Americans do agree. I'd be there.

Posted by: Jefferson Davis, former POTSUS at December 13, 2011 04:31 AM (7wNVI)

237 Dead cats do bounce

Posted by: John Galt at December 13, 2011 05:38 AM (9NQ6I)

238 Its real, and its spectacular!

Posted by: Digger at December 15, 2011 06:33 AM (2gPwD)

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