June 07, 2011
— LauraW ...Since We've Had Goofy Shit On The Front Page
TEENAGE MUTHAH!
The narrator's voice kills me. What accent is that? Do you know?
You can't keep your hands off flubbery, lumpy-ass Arlene Sue. At fifteen she knew everything.
...except the normal reaction to finding out you're pregnant after being gang-raped.
Hint: It's not a girlish pout of slight consternation.
More proof that the 60's happened in an alternate dimension.
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Posted by: Lincolntf at June 07, 2011 03:46 PM (Z05lF)
The font has been hacked? !!!111Eleventy?"!!!!
Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2011 03:49 PM (ekX8z)
Posted by: CAC at June 07, 2011 03:49 PM (lap0q)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 07, 2011 03:50 PM (y/+eD)
>>You can't keep your hands off flubbery, lumpy-ass Arlene Sue.
That's a little bitter harsh, don't you think?
Posted by: Terry at June 07, 2011 03:50 PM (nyxv/)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 07, 2011 03:50 PM (UqKQV)
I dunno, maybe some Gold Bond would clear that shit up.
Or, were 15 year old girls just more squirmy back in the 60's?
Posted by: Deety at June 07, 2011 03:56 PM (YTFjM)
That's a lot of oranges.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2011 03:56 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Andy at June 07, 2011 03:56 PM (veZ9n)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 07, 2011 03:57 PM (y/+eD)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 07, 2011 03:57 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: DrewM. at June 07, 2011 03:57 PM (ehlWj)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 07, 2011 07:57 PM (GZitp)
Maybe, right now, she's the hottest GILF in CA....
Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 07, 2011 03:58 PM (g3OU+)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 07, 2011 03:59 PM (DUOUR)
nothin' is goofier than an Ewok all hopped up on Weiner
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2011 04:00 PM (9bj/S)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:00 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 07, 2011 04:00 PM (DUOUR)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 07, 2011 04:01 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2011 04:01 PM (IzKWj)
That was really fun. Thanks. Yeah, the teacher was hot.
Just like in real porn, I hate when the 'schoolgirls' are 35.
I do hope this film is online though because I'm not sure about something. I heard that a girl could get pregnant just from reading a tweet containing a picture of Weiner's dick.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 07, 2011 04:03 PM (GKQDR)
The narrator's voice kills me. What accent is that? Do you know?
Buffalo, NY? It's too thick to be east coast.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 04:03 PM (C07mQ)
Narrator sounds like he is from the Bronx back in the day. I know only because my mother in law says Mutha the same way. Hilarious.
Posted by: thunderb at June 07, 2011 04:04 PM (MrGes)
Er, I meant not thick enough.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 08:04 PM (C07mQ)
Don't be a cad, it is thick enough and I can prove it.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner, D-New York at June 07, 2011 04:05 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:05 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at June 07, 2011 04:07 PM (xaCZY)
Posted by: KZnextzone at June 07, 2011 04:07 PM (ZUWaD)
My guess is either Revere or North End Boston. I hear a hint of Bostonian Italian neighborhood in there.
Posted by: pinchy migra at June 07, 2011 04:07 PM (pEKxc)
....like the toughest sonofabitch in the East Palm Springs
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 08:05 PM (2dbd9)
Ah hell Sifty, lets get it right. It's sumbitch cowboy.
Posted by: Houston Rinestone Cowboy at June 07, 2011 04:08 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 07, 2011 04:09 PM (GZitp)
And the teacher, too.
Not at the same time, though. I'm no liberal.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2011 04:10 PM (bxiXv)
I talked to someone from England who's lived in Boston for years. Wow.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2011 04:11 PM (bxiXv)
Oh yea, I sure heped myself with my spelling. Anybody who can't be spelling rhinestone correctly sure ain't a faggot.
Posted by: Houston Rinestone Cowboy at June 07, 2011 04:11 PM (cwFVA)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 07, 2011 04:11 PM (GXZQ2)
My guess is either Revere or North End Boston. I hear a hint of Bostonian Italian neighborhood in there.
Posted by: pinchy migra at June 07, 2011 08:07 PM (pEKxc)
Dude, that's what I was thinking!
Posted by: stuiec at June 07, 2011 04:12 PM (Di3Im)
When I was 12 my mother fell for this angle and took me to see Helga.
Thanks mom!
Posted by: dirty old man since age 10 at June 07, 2011 04:12 PM (GfhFm)
I think Clint spaggetti westerns were real enough.
But when the Billy Jack and Barbarella crap started, it convinced ME -
More proof that the 60's happened in an alternate dimension.
Posted by: CatLady at June 07, 2011 04:13 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: Al at June 07, 2011 04:13 PM (4nxhP)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 07, 2011 04:15 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: thunderb at June 07, 2011 04:15 PM (MrGes)
Posted by: Houston Rinestone Cowboy at June 07, 2011 08:11 PM (cwFVA)
Perrywinkel. Pareewinkl.
Yup, still straight.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 04:15 PM (C07mQ)
I think Half Moon Street was the movie that I saw in the theaters that made me feel too young to be seeing it.
Now I'm stuck watching that worthless bastard Thomas the Tank Engine.
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:16 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: Phelps at June 07, 2011 04:16 PM (ACp4b)
Posted by: lauraw at June 07, 2011 04:16 PM (DbybK)
The scary thing is, today the 'young lady' would be on Maury testing to see if she could find out which boy was the father.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 07, 2011 04:17 PM (GKQDR)
That clip made me dilate 29 centimeters.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 07, 2011 04:17 PM (DPM1U)
Posted by: Obummah at June 07, 2011 04:17 PM (xaCZY)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:18 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: sifty
Shut up Punk! When I had young kids we had to watch Barney! And we were Grateful!
Posted by: Terry at June 07, 2011 04:19 PM (nyxv/)
Thanks, Laura. My sex ed thing in 4th grade (boys on another night) was mostly about hygiene and I think this lady taught it. I thought it pointless as I already took daily baths.
As a student nurse I wrote home that there would not be teenage pregnancies if the girls could attend a birth in 9th grade (to heck with the hygiene class). I was pretty freaked out by the entire process.
Think the accent is maybe Boston or Rhode Island?
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at June 07, 2011 04:21 PM (FnRYN)
Posted by: thunderb at June 07, 2011 04:21 PM (MrGes)
Back in the day, I have heard, that someone with a good ear could peg someone's neighborhood within a few blocks just by the accent.
Posted by: fluffy, Yankee by osmosis at June 07, 2011 04:21 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 07, 2011 04:22 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 07, 2011 04:23 PM (mHQ7T)
The narrator was born in Trenton, moved to New Orleans when he was 12, then worked on a tramp steamer that traveled between Santiago, Chile and Long Beach, California.
He also played the part of Torgo in Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 07, 2011 04:23 PM (DPM1U)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 07, 2011 04:24 PM (l5lUf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2011 04:24 PM (UlUS4)
Posted by: Scott at June 07, 2011 04:25 PM (fr+vR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2011 04:25 PM (UlUS4)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 07, 2011 04:26 PM (DPM1U)
Hard news. This is a hard news site.
Posted by: lauraw at June 07, 2011 08:11 PM (DbybK)
Well, now that is JUST FRIGGIN' GREAT. Now, I'm gonna have to go do Battle with the FireFox Plug-ins that park this site in the "Smart Military Blog" pigeonhole.
Posted by: Sox at June 07, 2011 04:26 PM (IR0R1)
Posted by: dirty old man since age 10 at June 07, 2011 08:12 PM (GfhFm)
My god-daughter's older sisters were 13 and 15 when they wanted me to take them to see "Cruel Intentions." I looked it up on the net and saw that the film was pretty raunchy, sex, references to oral sex, lesbianism, etc.
I told my friend this, their mom and she said it was fine since the girls were saying others were seeing the movie.
The girls wanted to bring their friends along.
"Sure," I said. "No problem. But first I want to talk with their parents, tell them what the film contains. If they approve, I'll bring them." And pay for everything since they'd be our guests.
The girls were horrified at the thought of me talking to their friends parents. HORRIFIED. Arguing everyone was seeing it. No big deal.
I didn't back down. All week, we argued over the phone. Screaming at me. Stood my ground. I'm not taking kids to see a movie like that without parents knowing what's in it. Period.
The girls relent. I take them.
WHAT A FILM!! It was great!! It was like watching soft-core porn in a movie theatre.
We get out of the movie. I'm trying to contain my excitement and not tell them how fantastic the movie was. I look over at the girls. They're both walking, silent, puzzled, filled with questions...
The first word out of the 13 year old's mouth was "I'm so glad we didn't bring our friends..."
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 07, 2011 04:28 PM (GKQDR)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 07, 2011 04:28 PM (ZtwUX)
52 Does anyone remember watching "Mechanized Death" in drivers ed?
Posted by: Al at June 07, 2011 08:13 PM (4nxhP)
They called it Death on The Highway in '67 or so, where I was.
Posted by: CatLady at June 07, 2011 04:28 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 04:29 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 07, 2011 04:30 PM (y/+eD)
Posted by: Cletus reaches fer his shotgun at June 07, 2011 04:30 PM (SwkdU)
If so, Barbara Walters has a tailor-made excuse for you: Blame it on the Viagra!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 07, 2011 04:30 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Big McLargehuge at June 07, 2011 04:30 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 07, 2011 04:32 PM (2wfuC)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2011 04:32 PM (+01MZ)
What that harelipped skag Babwa Wawa doesn't know about men and cocks...is probably what has kept her bouncing from partner to partner like a pinball all these years.
Posted by: Lige at June 07, 2011 04:33 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: Scott at June 07, 2011 08:25 PM (fr+vR)
Fred Willard is a scream! Best in Show ranks high on the list.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 04:34 PM (C07mQ)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 07, 2011 04:34 PM (l5lUf)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:36 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:37 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: Bill Gannon at June 07, 2011 04:37 PM (AZGON)
Jesus, is this blog made up of international super models? That chick looked pretty normal to me. But what do I know, my international super model card was lost in the mail. Or so they said.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 07, 2011 04:37 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 07, 2011 04:37 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2011 04:39 PM (+01MZ)
Posted by: CatLady at June 07, 2011 04:39 PM (CyPWX)
AWESOME political ad.
GWP:
From the video:
The class of 2011 will likely face the highest unemployment rate for college graduatesÂ… in history. 1.7 million college students will graduate this spring. Has Washington prepared the job market for this many new graduates? Unemployment is now 9.1 percent, the highest in 2011. Underemployed: 19.2 percent. This year: 21.1 applicants per job opening. High government spending makes businesses uncertain of future tax and interest rates, which leaves them unwilling and unable to invest in new jobs or growth. Uncertainty over the future of the economy is keeping American businesses from recovery. Are WashingtonÂ’s policies fostering a climate of job creation? ItÂ’s time for Washington to stop overspending. ItÂ’s time for Washington to tackle the $14.3 trillion debt and promote job creation.
Posted by: momma at June 07, 2011 04:39 PM (nWikJ)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 07, 2011 04:39 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at June 07, 2011 04:41 PM (FnRYN)
I always heard that if you slip an aspirin in a girl's ninth shot of tequila she was as good as yours. huh.
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:42 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: Phil Silvers at June 07, 2011 04:43 PM (AZGON)
I sent this to Ace a few days ago, but since it was at the height of Weinergate, who knows if he even saw it, but I know it will PISS OFF the parents of school age children here:
School Application Asks For Method Of Birth. If C-Section, the Parents MUST fill out why:
ROSEVILLE, Calif. (CBS13) – An elementary school has drawn criticism for asking intimate questions about how its students were delivered during birth on its application form.
The enrollment application for the Dry Creek School District asks a number of detailed medical questions about prospective students, but the question that asks whether the child was birthed by “vaginal delivery” or “C-Section” caught parents’ attention.
For the C-Section option, the application asks for the parent to explain why the procedure was performed.
Posted by: momma at June 07, 2011 04:46 PM (nWikJ)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at June 07, 2011 04:46 PM (dbYHP)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2011 04:46 PM (+01MZ)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:47 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: curious at June 07, 2011 04:48 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 08:37 PM (2dbd9)
Not a fan of Ferrell so I haven't seen it but knowing that Willard is in it makes it worth the price of admission.
Willard as the agent in A Mighty Wind was also awesome.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 04:48 PM (C07mQ)
Yeah, but see, she's not supposed to look normal, she's supposed to look like the superhot vamp-chick.
Posted by: lauraw at June 07, 2011 04:48 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 04:48 PM (AZGON)
They also ask if there are any guns kept at home.
Governments don't collect data. They build cases.
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:48 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 07, 2011 04:49 PM (ENKCw)
ROSEVILLE, Calif. (CBS13) – An elementary school has drawn criticism for asking intimate questions about how its students were delivered during birth on its application form.
The enrollment application for the Dry Creek School District asks a number of detailed medical questions about prospective students, but the question that asks whether the child was birthed by “vaginal delivery” or “C-Section” caught parents’ attention.
For the C-Section option, the application asks for the parent to explain why the procedure was performed.
Keep you laws outta my womb!!!
Posted by: lefty what didn't get the latest memo at June 07, 2011 04:49 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 04:50 PM (AZGON)
Just forget Ferrel is in it. He's the least interesting character. It's a great flick about a vanished time.
Step Brothers is the same way.
PANDA WATCH!
Will Ferrel is such a dick that Jason Segel is taking his jobs anyway. So glad of that.
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:51 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 04:51 PM (AZGON)
Growing up my favorite movie in the world was, 'Best Little Whore House in Texas'. Until I grew up and watched it again, I never noticed the nudity in it. or the fact that it was a whore house. I'm not sure what I thought, but bad things never entered my mind. To this day, my favorite song is 'Hard Candy Christmas'.
We would sing songs from this movie on every family trip. We had Chicken Ranch parties (get you head out of the gutter). All my cousins, etc would come over, we would all make fake microphones, eat popcorn, watch the movie, and sing as loud as we could.
It still amazes me that I never noticed the whole 'whore', 'chicken ranch', 'titties' thing.
Posted by: momma at June 07, 2011 04:51 PM (nWikJ)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:52 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 04:52 PM (AZGON)
Yeah, but see, she's not supposed to look normal, she's supposed to look like the superhot vamp-chick.
Well, it was the 60s, I guess compared to the buttoned up prudes in her class she was the superhot vamp-chick? But those prudes sure got her back, standing around and watching while the guys gang raped her.
And was that one guy a Priest? Because his black with white collar sure made him look like one.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 07, 2011 04:53 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: booger at June 07, 2011 04:53 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: curious at June 07, 2011 04:53 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 07, 2011 04:54 PM (y/+eD)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 07, 2011 08:48 PM (2wfuC)
An unsurprising move by an arrogant prick.
Like Orwell mentioned, just someone else to kick around and a supreme pain in the ass for the Dems.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 04:54 PM (C07mQ)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2011 04:56 PM (+01MZ)
Posted by: Danzig Motherfucker! at June 07, 2011 04:56 PM (bMlVI)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 04:56 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Zombie Osama Bin Laden at June 07, 2011 04:57 PM (ENKCw)
Not sure who Lady Gaga is, but here are her fun bags (scroll down to see them without the stickers) (Daily Mail-UK)
Posted by: momma at June 07, 2011 04:58 PM (nWikJ)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 04:58 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 04:58 PM (2dbd9)
I thought she was pretty good looking. Nice face, good body. Better looking than half the current Hollywood starlets.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at June 07, 2011 04:58 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 07, 2011 04:59 PM (y/+eD)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:00 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:02 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Book at June 07, 2011 05:03 PM (Td07T)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 07, 2011 05:03 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 05:03 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:03 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 07, 2011 05:04 PM (y/+eD)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2011 05:04 PM (+01MZ)
Posted by: lauraw at June 07, 2011 05:04 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: CAC at June 07, 2011 05:05 PM (lap0q)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 05:05 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 07, 2011 05:05 PM (cSkZ5)
Posted by: Jimma Carter at June 07, 2011 05:06 PM (6yyVB)
Posted by: CAC at June 07, 2011 09:05 PM (lap0q)
Yeah, but the visual is hawt.*
*damn near puked in my mouth typing that.
Posted by: momma at June 07, 2011 05:06 PM (nWikJ)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:06 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: davidt at June 07, 2011 05:06 PM (GfhFm)
Posted by: lauraw at June 07, 2011 05:06 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 07, 2011 05:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: momma at June 07, 2011 05:07 PM (nWikJ)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 07, 2011 05:07 PM (y/+eD)
Posted by: momma at June 07, 2011 08:58 PM (nWikJ)
Not an attractive presentation. She's obviously in it for the shock value (and I would KILL to be her agent, I'd be rich!) but that's not a good look for anyone, I don't care how fit and attractive you are.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 05:07 PM (C07mQ)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:08 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: t-bird at June 07, 2011 05:08 PM (FcR7P)
Speaking of Mr. wunderful wunderful, did you know that he had Gale Farrell and Dick Dale perform "One Toke Over the Line" because he didn't know what "toke" meant? I'm off to look for that video clip.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 07, 2011 05:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Like Heaven's Gate on pudding. If they hadn't castrated themselves first...
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 07, 2011 05:10 PM (DPM1U)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 07, 2011 05:10 PM (cSkZ5)
Posted by: Barky, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers at June 07, 2011 05:11 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: sifty at June 07, 2011 05:11 PM (2dbd9)
Posted by: momma at June 07, 2011 05:11 PM (nWikJ)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:11 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2011 05:11 PM (+01MZ)
Can we make that spambot an honorary Moron? It clearly has the right spirit...
Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© at June 07, 2011 05:11 PM (Fs7RJ)
Posted by: CAC at June 07, 2011 05:12 PM (lap0q)
Oh, right. The 60's. Munchies. I get it.
Posted by: Splunge at June 07, 2011 05:12 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Larry Dickman at June 07, 2011 05:12 PM (4t9J5)
OMFG, this is the most hilarious clip, it's the Lawrence Welk clip of the singers singing "One Toke over the Line"
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 07, 2011 05:13 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:14 PM (AZGON)
Growing up my favorite movie in the world was, 'Best Little Whore House in Texas'. Until I grew up and watched it again, I never noticed the nudity in it. or the fact that it was a whore house. I'm not sure what I thought, but bad things never entered my mind. To this day, my favorite song is 'Hard Candy Christmas'.
We would sing songs from this movie on every family trip. We had Chicken Ranch parties (get you head out of the gutter). All my cousins, etc would come over, we would all make fake microphones, eat popcorn, watch the movie, and sing as loud as we could.
It still amazes me that I never noticed the whole 'whore', 'chicken ranch', 'titties' thing.
Posted by: momma at June 07, 2011 08:51 PM (nWikJ)
Believe me the real Chicken Ranch was a whole lot different..
Posted by: TexasJew at June 07, 2011 05:14 PM (Ha1Xm)
Now that's an awesome chick!
Posted by: Larry Dickman at June 07, 2011 09:12 PM (4t9J5)
I was going to say something earlier, but since someone else brought it up: she was on that chicken wing like Rosie O'Donnell on a baked ham.
Posted by: tangonine at June 07, 2011 05:15 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: CAC at June 07, 2011 05:15 PM (lap0q)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2011 05:16 PM (+01MZ)
Posted by: momma at June 07, 2011 05:16 PM (nWikJ)
If only Charlton Heston were alive to narrate Lady Gaga's biography...
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 07, 2011 09:13 PM (DPM1U)
I'd pay good money to hear Charlton Heston and James Earl Jones debate the value of a peanut butter sandwich.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 05:16 PM (C07mQ)
Oh, and the accent? I'll put my stake on "repressed Brooklyn." You know, the Brooklyn equivalent of those Southern TV commentators who learn to suppress their accents, but this is about 1/8 of the way through the training.
Posted by: Splunge at June 07, 2011 05:16 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: lauraw at June 07, 2011 05:17 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: CAC at June 07, 2011 05:17 PM (lap0q)
OMFG, this is the most hilarious clip, it's the Lawrence Welk clip of the singers singing "One Toke over the Line"
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 07, 2011 09:13 PM (RZ8pf)
yeah. If they'd only known how we'd be mocking them.
Posted by: tangonine at June 07, 2011 05:17 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:18 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2011 05:18 PM (+01MZ)
I'd pay good money to hear Charlton Heston and James Earl Jones debate the value of a peanut butter sandwich.
Posted by: ErikWHow about Orson Welles attempt to do a frozen pea commercial?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2011 05:19 PM (qaU+h)
Posted by: CAC at June 07, 2011 05:19 PM (lap0q)
Posted by: TexasJew at June 07, 2011 05:19 PM (Ha1Xm)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:20 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Encyclopedia Brown at June 07, 2011 05:21 PM (x3YFz)
Hahk! I hee-ah the cannons rr-aww!
Posted by: Mia Farrow at June 07, 2011 05:21 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 07, 2011 05:22 PM (nyKxa)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:22 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: t-bird at June 07, 2011 05:22 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Tony "The Tweeter" Weiner at June 07, 2011 05:23 PM (6yyVB)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:24 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 07, 2011 05:24 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 07, 2011 05:24 PM (y/+eD)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:25 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 07, 2011 05:25 PM (sB3/i)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:26 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:27 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Encyclopedia Brown at June 07, 2011 05:27 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Dave at June 07, 2011 05:27 PM (HPcQF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2011 09:19 PM (qaU+h)
Yeah, that's a classic! A wasted Orson Welles doing shitty commercials!
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 05:28 PM (C07mQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2011 05:28 PM (qaU+h)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:30 PM (AZGON)
I'd hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be proclaimed King of the Britons.
I'd hit that like Fat Man hit Nagasaki.
I'd hit that like a blue giant star that's tired of living.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2011 05:30 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 07, 2011 05:30 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:31 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 07, 2011 05:31 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: AoSHQ commenter at June 07, 2011 09:30 PM (GfhFm)
It's only a dead horse if it's got Charles Gibson
Posted by: TexasJew at June 07, 2011 05:31 PM (Ha1Xm)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 07, 2011 05:31 PM (y/+eD)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:32 PM (AZGON)
My Mom had a similar experience. Except the movie was "Gigi." She never really realized that the girl was being schooled to be a mistress. Just kind of missed the whole point. Sort of like you and "Whorehouse."
Funny thing is that Mom's best friend had the same reaction, LOL.
Posted by: shibumi at June 07, 2011 05:32 PM (eeGvE)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:32 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: t-bird at June 07, 2011 05:33 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2011 05:34 PM (bxiXv)
Just saw Meagan Broussard (one of weeners twitter fav's) interviewed by Hannity. (I'm in CO on MDT)
Seemed pretty squared away (Army vet) and used the venue to get her story out on her terms.
Said she never sent him anything rated past "PG-13" and was set aback when he send the nude wang picture.
At one point Hannity mentioned "victim" and she cut right in and said she's nobody's victim.
Posted by: Huckleberry at June 07, 2011 05:34 PM (j/Wpi)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:34 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:35 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 07, 2011 05:35 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Aging Record Producer at June 07, 2011 05:35 PM (6yyVB)
Posted by: t-bird at June 07, 2011 05:35 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:36 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: TexasJew at June 07, 2011 05:37 PM (Ha1Xm)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:37 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:38 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 07, 2011 05:38 PM (Agcgs)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:39 PM (AZGON)
Probably would not matter to any twitter twat.
didn't Broussard know Weiner was married?
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 09:37 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: CatLady at June 07, 2011 05:40 PM (CyPWX)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:41 PM (AZGON)
I'd maul that like a cougar at a kindergarten.
That is so wrong!
ohhh, you meant the animal, not the middle aged woman didn't you.
Posted by: ParanoidWorkingGirlinSeattle at June 07, 2011 05:42 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:43 PM (AZGON)
Teenage muttah, teenage fattah,
Is I preggers a little, or preggers a-lotta?
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 07, 2011 05:43 PM (avRJn)
Pretty victimized, despite what she must have suspected and signed up for tolerating.
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 09:36 PM (AZGON)
Yeah, I have no sympathy for her. I suspect she's as much of a dirtbag as he is.
Libtards assholes tend to gravitate towards eachother.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 05:43 PM (C07mQ)
343 /346 George:
I gotta say I think Huma should reach for the Red Handle right now and Eject-Eject-Eject.
They've been married for less than a year and have no kids.
This ain't the partner for the rest of her life.
Posted by: Huckleberry at June 07, 2011 05:43 PM (j/Wpi)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 07, 2011 05:44 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2011 05:45 PM (+01MZ)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:45 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 07, 2011 05:46 PM (l5lUf)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 07, 2011 05:47 PM (y/+eD)
362 George:
Yup if it was for power / position that's now Toast.
Don't matter if she normally likes honey on her toast, this time it's Jam.
Posted by: Huckleberry at June 07, 2011 05:48 PM (j/Wpi)
My Mom had a similar experience. Except the movie was "Gigi." She never really realized that the girl was being schooled to be a mistress. Just kind of missed the whole point. Sort of like you and "Whorehouse."
Funny thing is that Mom's best friend had the same reaction, LOL.
Don't forget the number of folks who didn't twig to the fact that Miss Kitty was a madam during the long run of Gunsmoke. (Which, come to think of it, was apretty daring choice for a staple character in Sixties television.)
Posted by: A. Pendragon at June 07, 2011 05:50 PM (XDdB5)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:50 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:52 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 07, 2011 09:38 PM (Agcgs)
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, that's not funny.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2011 05:53 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:53 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Huckleberry at June 07, 2011 05:55 PM (j/Wpi)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 07, 2011 05:55 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:56 PM (AZGON)
murder lawn hoax?
Posted by: Dave at June 07, 2011 09:53 PM (HPcQF)
Some psycic in texas tipped the cops to 30 children in a mass grave at some guys house so the cops rallied 15 police cars and every network was reporting it as fact.
Posted by: robtr at June 07, 2011 05:58 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:58 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 05:59 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Doctor of 28 years at June 07, 2011 09:53 PM (cFF2m)
It was probably a Muslim film.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2011 06:00 PM (bxiXv)
Did anyone else catch the State Dinner Menu over at Drudge?
BORING!
I swear, these self-indulgent fools only eat what someone else tells them is fashionable to eat.
And there's a good reason why restaurants don't serve that shit.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 06:01 PM (C07mQ)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 07, 2011 09:59 PM (AZGON)
Bobble Head: "It's 15 o'clock and 28 degrees here in San Dimas - wait, Fred, is that Metric time?"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 07, 2011 06:02 PM (bxiXv)
OK, yeah, hell Weiner is a jellyfish, hope he burns like a beached one.
Media totally punked by Dozens of Texas Lawn Murders story. LMFAO at their rush on that one vs their reserve on WeeeeenerGate.
Posted by: Huckleberry at June 07, 2011 06:05 PM (j/Wpi)
Seriously, my dad could do that, provided the target was a New Yorker. Always got the borough right, and was never more than 10 blocks away. It got really weird when the person left the city and spent 20 or 30 years somewhere else - but he could still tell where they were born.
He always used to tell folks he'd meet from Ohio and Michigan that he too was from the midwest: 55th Street and 11th Ave.
Posted by: The Black Republican at June 07, 2011 06:07 PM (RqRzN)
OK, yeah, hell Weiner is a jellyfish, hope he burns like a beached one.
Media totally punked by Dozens of Texas Lawn Murders story. LMFAO at their rush on that one vs their reserve on WeeeeenerGate.
They don't burn, they just shrivel as they die. It's quite appropriate.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 07, 2011 06:12 PM (D+phB)
Posted by: jeb at June 07, 2011 06:18 PM (WoZFB)
Posted by: Donna V. at June 07, 2011 06:20 PM (XntVG)
Posted by: Donna V. at June 07, 2011 10:20 PM (XntVG)
So do I. Sorry about the extraneous 'S.'
It's fucking with my head too, FWIW.
Posted by: ErikW at June 07, 2011 06:27 PM (C07mQ)
Posted by: Brendon Carr at June 07, 2011 06:29 PM (BxkOB)
And so I post here as well..
To all "GROUP" members. I do not wish to enjoin in any links, attachments or otherwise related Mr. (LOSER) johnson and his skin shedding lizard lavatory. I PROUDLY wear my banning from his site like a favorite hat.
So unless you want sun hot flame on all ONT's til CDR or Editor puts one behind my ear...
Don't send the links!
Now back to my wine.
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