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June 03, 2011

It's My D*** in a Tweet
— Ace

Inevitable. And yet I'm grateful for its arrival.

Via FamousDC, but tweeted by Tabitha Hale.

I'll republish brad's piece in about a half hour, when it won't get squashed. I want to get this up because this is sort of a "first to post it, wins the the internet" situation.

Actually: Iowahawk had this a while ago, and so did RDBrewer who had it in the sidebar.

Posted by: Ace at 08:39 AM | Comments (87)
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1 No problem, Ace. I didn't see you working on it. **plans to exterminate Ewoks**

Posted by: XBradTC at June 03, 2011 08:45 AM (i0OL9)

2 Via FamousDC, but tweeted by Tabitha Hale.

That's Ace's way of saying "via sidebar."

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 03, 2011 08:48 AM (FPnhu)

3 I wasn't working on it, Brad. It just happened. It's just a sort of "if I publish this in an hour people will have seen it literally EVERYWHERE else" thing. Sorry. I didn't want to squash you, but I also wanted to get this up. So in 30 min I'll publish yours again.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 08:48 AM (nj1bB)

4 Oh good, another Weiner thead!! Yaayyy!

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 03, 2011 08:48 AM (Rn2kl)

5 oh that was in the sidebar? Damnit, what was it doing there?!! MAIN POST! MAIN POST!!!!

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 08:50 AM (nj1bB)

6 Seriously, no problem. I think my post is on an interesting topic, but not time critical.

Posted by: XBradTC at June 03, 2011 08:50 AM (i0OL9)

7 America's back, baby! Can't outsource all of our news commentary to Taiwan.

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2011 08:51 AM (FcR7P)

8 6 oh that was in the sidebar? Damnit, what was it doing there?!!

MAIN POST! MAIN POST!!!!

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 12:50 PM (nj1bB)

Don't worry ace, I'm sure one of the cob loggers will put it in the sidebar again later today.

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 03, 2011 08:51 AM (Rn2kl)

9 If I'm not mistaken, there are some phallic symbols in that video.

Posted by: observer at June 03, 2011 08:52 AM (EOTAt)

10 I like my dick spotted, and after a generous helping of Cornish pasties, scotch eggs, and shepherd's pie ... OK, and chips ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 03, 2011 08:52 AM (L9W0l)

11 Hedgehog, you do read other blogs, right? You really need *this* particular blog to serve your current news-that-everyone-else-links needs? Get off my ass.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 08:53 AM (nj1bB)

12 Saw the vid earlier today. Hil.Freaking.Arious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 08:53 AM (UOM48)

13 "Fox News... dick in a tweet."

funny.

Posted by: shibumi at June 03, 2011 08:53 AM (eeGvE)

14 When I invented the internets, I never thought it would come to this.

Posted by: Algore (aka ManBearPig) at June 03, 2011 08:53 AM (UOcNk)

15 Oh, and when I saw the headline to your post, I thought you were going to share something with us, Ace. heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 08:54 AM (UOM48)

16 WeinerGate is a metaphor for America today.

We're BONED !!!!!!11111!!!!!!

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, speaking with certitude at June 03, 2011 08:55 AM (UqKQV)

17 What is the symbolism of the blue chick?

Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2011 08:55 AM (M9Ie6)

18 Kick out the jams, baby...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 03, 2011 08:55 AM (136wp)

19 I feel sorry for bananas.

Posted by: Juji Fruit at June 03, 2011 08:56 AM (0fzsA)

20 PS, hope that video is not copyrighted. That is soon to be a felony Ace.

Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2011 08:56 AM (M9Ie6)

21 The Comely Coed is claiming that Weiner was probably trying to send the dick pick to one of the porn stars who has a similar name.

Posted by: Ben at June 03, 2011 08:56 AM (wuv1c)

22 WeinerGate is a metaphor for America today.

If it were a metaphor for America, we'd be a tiny nation.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 03, 2011 08:56 AM (FkKjr)

What is the symbolism of the blue chick?

Twitter.

Tweets

Bird.

Posted by: Ben at June 03, 2011 08:57 AM (wuv1c)

24 Weiner like to point his finger

but not only that did he point

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, speaking with certitude at June 03, 2011 08:58 AM (UqKQV)

25
It's the evil Chinese behind all this...and now they've hacked Tito Ortiz' phone and put his dick in a tweet. First they came for Anthony's wiener and I didn't speak up...

Posted by: Ace of Wieners at June 03, 2011 08:58 AM (gppu7)

has anyone opened a twitter account under the name "Anthony Weiners Dick"

Someone should do so.

Posted by: Ben at June 03, 2011 08:58 AM (wuv1c)

27 1 viral video > 10 media reports > 1000 rants by me, hedgehog.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 08:58 AM (nj1bB)

28 The dick is out? The DICK IS OUT???

Posted by: CNN at June 03, 2011 08:58 AM (oj6SI)

29 >>>What is the symbolism of the blue chick? It's the Twitter logo bird.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 08:59 AM (nj1bB)

30 Thank God and all the angels. I was getting worried. Needed a dicpixfix.

Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2011 08:59 AM (OlN4e)

31 can we move on, please?...i'm ready for some nadler nads

Posted by: infidelphia at June 03, 2011 09:00 AM (kKWmw)

32 30 1 viral video > 10 media reports > 1000 rants by me, hedgehog.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 12:58 PM (nj1bB)

Huh??

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 03, 2011 09:01 AM (Rn2kl)

33 MAIN POST!

Heh. Yeah, I thought about it. Next time I see a dick video, I'll put it in the main blog!

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 03, 2011 09:02 AM (FPnhu)

34
What is the symbolism of the blue chick?
Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2011 12:55 PM

It's a highly abstruse triple-layered take on a pun for the Sanskrit translation of an ancient Egyptian pseudonym of a papyrus with a catalog of Greek bureaucrats.

Posted by: arhooley at June 03, 2011 09:02 AM (+/eKV)

35 It's the Twitter logo bird.

LOL, that makes it even more funny.

Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2011 09:02 AM (M9Ie6)

36 Bet John Edwards rues the death of Jack Kevorkian.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 03, 2011 09:03 AM (qwK3S)

37 Hedgehog, you were talking about the double-posting tradition here at AoSHQ, I think. Maybe Ace scanned your post too fast.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 03, 2011 09:03 AM (FPnhu)

38 Could we avoid giving props to Tabitha Hale while we're at it? Biggest fucking attention whore on Twitter. She's like a fat Newt Gingrich with boobs.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at June 03, 2011 09:03 AM (oj6SI)

39 Lesee...

Edwards indicted

Weiner ridiculed

Kevorkian dead.

All in all not a bad news day- even if we are boned!

Posted by: Nighthawk at June 03, 2011 09:05 AM (OtQXp)

40 How'd you guys get a copy of my home video? It was VHS.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 03, 2011 09:05 AM (qwK3S)

41 40 Hedgehog, you were talking about the double-posting tradition here at AoSHQ, I think. Maybe Ace scanned your post too fast.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 03, 2011 01:03 PM (FPnhu)

That's what I was trying to convey, not sure why ace called it 1000 rants.

Oh well. I'm out.

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 03, 2011 09:06 AM (Rn2kl)

42 Great vid; any coincidence that the "Next" available was of Rich Astley's famous Rick Roll thang? Is Ace ubiquitous? Omnipotent? Too big to fit in a tweet?

Posted by: shivas Irons at June 03, 2011 09:06 AM (qu2SW)

43 This place is like a high speed rail to Funneh Town, without the slow guy from Scranton licking the windows.

Plus lots of Congressweiner.

Posted by: sifty at June 03, 2011 09:08 AM (2dbd9)

44 >>>That's what I was trying to convey, not sure why ace called it 1000 rants. I was arguing that this video was actually important regarding the story, re: public awareness and mockery. 1 viral video is more important than 10 media reports which are in turn more important than 1000 rants by me. I was defending the "news" value -- it's not news, but it advances the story as far as awareness. And also lets those who are still making up crap excuses about Breitbart The Hacker that they are a tiny silly fringe minority and no one believes them.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 09:09 AM (nj1bB)

You know what? I had a passing interest at the beginning to see a photograph of Anthony Weiner's penis.

That's how weird this story is.

Ace: Very nice

Brad: can't wait to read you later

Posted by: Truman North at June 03, 2011 09:10 AM (K2wpv)

46 You guys can concentrate on other more important things now. I am dedicating my life to finding the real Weiner.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at June 03, 2011 09:11 AM (qwK3S)

47 Someone needs to make an Edwards video:

It's my dick in a wringer

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2011 09:11 AM (UOM48)

Hedgehog, you were talking about the double-posting tradition here at AoSHQ, I think. Maybe Ace scanned your post too fast.

I was planning on putting the video on the sidebar later today hoping no one noticed it is a repost.

I think the talking dog youtube video has been posted here at least 4 times by 4 different people.

Sometimes viral vids are just that damn good that they require multiple posts.

Posted by: Ben at June 03, 2011 09:11 AM (wuv1c)

49 O/T - Saw that Dr. Death passed over but no RIP in the sidebar? This was flashed on the screen about five hours ago. That reminded me that the new Dead Pool starts today. What the hell does WBT mean? Weasel Batcave Time? She used to use GMT.

Posted by: RushBabe at June 03, 2011 09:13 AM (Ew27I)

50 Countdown until SNL NBC Univeral has this video taken down..

Posted by: Ben at June 03, 2011 09:13 AM (wuv1c)

51 One could say that ace is riding Anthony Weiner's dick all the way to the top.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Old Whore Whisperer at June 03, 2011 09:14 AM (W7Ddq)

52 and now Brad's post is up. I didn't realize this video had been out there a while. I thought it was fresh out of the hopper.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 09:14 AM (nj1bB)

53 Oh, wait a minute. I thought they were saying "My dick is a treat."

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 03, 2011 09:15 AM (IZTTb)

54 Don't let the Valu-Rite-Roofie hangover make you cranky, you old cuddly psychotic news-makin ewok you.

Posted by: sifty at June 03, 2011 09:16 AM (2dbd9)

55 bwahhahahaha, that is excellent.

Posted by: robtr at June 03, 2011 09:17 AM (MtwBb)

Personally, I think you guys should post All Weiner, All the time for at least until he is undeniably sunk. I hate loudmouth leftards, so I enjoy the hell out of it. I can almost hear them groan every time there is a Weiner post. Heaven.

No mercy, Ace, for he has none for us.

Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2011 09:17 AM (OlN4e)

57 You guys can concentrate on other more important things now. I am dedicating my life to finding the real Weiner.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at June 03, 2011 01:11 PM (qwK3S)

You'll hit the jackpot on the golf course, especially at Andrews Airforce Base.

Posted by: Golf Widows of America at June 03, 2011 09:17 AM (Ew27I)

58 >>>I think the talking dog youtube video has been posted here at least 4 times by 4 different people. Might have to make it an even Five, because I haven't seen it yet.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 09:19 AM (nj1bB)

59 Who the hell is Dick and what does he want?

Posted by: Weiner's wee tiny weiniee at June 03, 2011 09:19 AM (LVppw)

60 We're getting close to the point where Weiner is no longer identified as the screaming commie pol that we've come to despise, but an internet moth morphed into an angry, lying, sad sack DicPic hubris parable.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 03, 2011 09:21 AM (HBqDo)

Might have to make it an even Five, because I haven't seen it yet.

you're kidding!!

Here it is.

it's hilarious

Posted by: Ben at June 03, 2011 09:21 AM (wuv1c)

62 it has like 35 million views

Posted by: Ben at June 03, 2011 09:23 AM (wuv1c)

63
I was defending the "news" value -- it's not news, but it advances the story as far as awareness. And also lets those who are still making up crap excuses about Breitbart The Hacker that they are a tiny silly fringe minority and no one believes them.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2011 01:09 PM (nj1bB)

Sorry if I came across wrong. I fucking love this and I hope that we pound the shit out of this asshole until he resigns. Go all weiner all day. Crush the bastard.

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 03, 2011 09:23 AM (Rn2kl)

64 If the Dork from New York didn't ever own up to sending the dic-pic, maybe its his ghey lover's pic posted to and thru a shared account? Too much of a reach?

What does Jon Stewart really know?

Posted by: Fritz, hiphop noodling at June 03, 2011 09:24 AM (GwPRU)

65 It's My D*** in a Tweet Â—Ace Inevitable. And yet I'm grateful for its arrival. It's come at last? That must be a big relief for you, Ace!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 09:27 AM (kUaEF)

66 From that DC piece linked in the sidebar. This stunted little prick Weiner tried to use a trip to ground zero with President Bush in the fall of 2001, you know right after 9-11, to impress a girl. What a little crapweasel.

Don't let up. It'll either end in him resigning or just be the butt of jokes forever.

Posted by: Hedgehog at June 03, 2011 09:28 AM (Rn2kl)

67 OT - but then, this particular T has been beaten to a pulp - but Drudge has a new headline: Rabid Beavers Bite Folks in NE Philly: Officials Come to think of it, that IS tangentially on topic, ain't it??

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 09:29 AM (kUaEF)

68 The video is stunning! I haven't felt a thrill like this since 2008.

Posted by: Chris Matthews' Leg at June 03, 2011 09:30 AM (4fZmi)

69 You un-mayored Weiner, ace. He will probably keep his seat but won't even try running for mayor of NYC.

So much ammo, any opponent has.....

You kept WeinerTweet alive. It's like keeping hope alive, only different

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, speaking with certitude at June 03, 2011 09:31 AM (UqKQV)

70 You know what I'm surprised about? Nobody has done a "Say hello to my leetle friend" parody yet. It seems a match made in heaven.

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at June 03, 2011 09:31 AM (q1/Wn)

71 BREAKING NEWS!

Weiner "pulls out" of Wasserman-Shulz's slippery DNC event.

Posted by: Ace's Fairy Godmother at June 03, 2011 09:32 AM (wZPyk)

72 73 You know what I'm surprised about? Nobody has done a "Say hello to my leetle friend" parody yet. It seems a match made in heaven. Who you calling little? You know you want me.

Posted by: Weiner's Weiner at June 03, 2011 09:34 AM (4fZmi)

73 Ace is like Viagra to the Weiner story. He keeps it up, hard, front and center, impossible to ignore.

Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2011 09:34 AM (OlN4e)

74 73 You know what I'm surprised about? Nobody has done a "Say hello to my leetle friend" parody yet. It seems a match made in heaven. Who you calling leetle? You know you want me. Rub me a leetle. I show you!

Posted by: Weiner's Weiner at June 03, 2011 09:36 AM (4fZmi)

74 BREAKING NEWS!

Weiner "pulls out" of Wasserman-Shulz's slippery DNC event.

Weiner is like a rat in a cabin full of drunks holding .22 pistols. He doesen't know which way to run, and nowhere is safe.

Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2011 09:36 AM (OlN4e)

Almost definitely off-topic, but I didn't see this mentioned in any of the other threads - apparently Bill Murray has signed to do both Ghostbusters 3 and 4.

Although maybe it's not that much off-topic - they've been looking around for something to top the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and the Statue of Liberty from the first two, so how about, say, a public official from New York whose briefs are possessed by some dark eldritch force that causes them to endanger a nubile young college student.......

I can even hear the dialogue:

PETER VENKMAN: Now there's something you don't see every day...

PUP-TENT WEINER MAN: Yes. You. Do! Thousands of times a day! It happens! It. Happens. (Geez, it's what I told Huma, guys - c'mon.) Jackasses.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at June 03, 2011 09:44 AM (XDdB5)

77 "Zielinski said Weiner "opted to stay in New York . .. with his family," and added, "We're looking forward to a visit in the future" from Weiner."

I'll bet you are.

Posted by: OldSailor88 at June 03, 2011 09:45 AM (4fZmi)

78 77 Ace is like Viagra to the Weiner story. He keeps it up, hard, front and center, impossible to ignore. Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2011 01:34 PM (OlN4e) Yeah, but after 4 days he should seek immediate medical attention.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 09:48 AM (kUaEF)

79 80" Weiner "pulls out" of Wasserman-Shulz's slippery DNC event." He pulled out of her what? He pulled out of her Weiner Zone after making a splash.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 03, 2011 09:49 AM (kUaEF)

80 Weiner pulls out Wasserman-Schultz's slippery. That's all I saw.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2011 09:50 AM (TMB3S)

81 A hard Weiner has no conscience.

Posted by: sifty at June 03, 2011 09:52 AM (2dbd9)

82 A dog is man's best friend. A weiner is a coed's.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 03, 2011 09:55 AM (IZTTb)

83 #41 "She's like a fat Newt Gingrich with boobs." Wouldn't that be Newt Gingrich?

Posted by: sauropod at June 03, 2011 10:09 AM (GPm6P)

84 I have not stopped laughing. What is wrong with me???

Posted by: wankette at June 03, 2011 10:22 AM (CrYip)

85 I think I just broke something laughing. Gotta save this.